The Replacement
Kyle arrived home from work to his suburban townhouse Friday evening a little after 6 PM as he normally does. He opened a box of chicken nuggets and placed them in his oven to bake while he went to his master bathroom to take a dump in the toilet and then a shower to wash off the day's grunge. Fully refreshed, he grabbed a Guinness from the fridge and served himself the nuggets as he plopped in the sofa to catch the Thunderbirds marathon on Tech TV. A few hours and episodes later, he used...