Mikhaela

2 years ago
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Shall We Dance

Shall We Dance By Paul G. Jutras It was raining when Ryan got to school soaked to the bone. As he leaned against the brick wall, he slipped off his white sneakers, turned them upside down and dumped water into the nearby potted plant. His bangs looked stringy like limp noodles. "What a day for picture day," he said as he saw his white dress shirt, pants and sleeveless sweeter reflected in the office window. "Come on," Dotty called as she put her raincoat in her locker and...

7 months ago
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MY Wife Will Only Jerk Me Off

My wife and I have been married for many years, and have probably lost some of the spark. We had talked before about the possibility of her being fucked by another man. Because of her long catholic background, she was reluctant to even discuss the issue. Over the years, she determined that she did not want to fuck me, or suck my cock. She no longer wanted to participate in mutual masturbation either. At this point, she agreed to at least masturbate me on Saturday evenings, and the rest of the...

1 year ago
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Late Nite Hype

The past three months was spent by me trying to find a job. I looked & search every where to no avail. So, I went thru this temp service, Ameri-Temps for the time being. They gave me a study job. I worked the job for two weeks now it was cool cause i had got money in my pocket. After working so hard this friday, i was ready to go home & sleep the night away. But, a buddy of mines said" Man befo i head in i gotta have me a drink. Ameri-Temps always had a van that drop us off & pick...

2 years ago
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A Girl I Want to Be

A Girl I Want to Be By Jennifer Allison Dean had been thinking about taking his own life for the last year. The main reason for this thought was Dean thought Mother Nature made a mistake when he was conceived. He should have been born a girl. Dean knew he wasn't gay. When he tried to wear his mother's clothes. He didn't get very much excitement out of it. So Dean found himself with the wrong gender and nothing he could really do about it. Except think about killing...

1 year ago
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College Teacher Ka Pyar 8211 Part 1

I am prince kajla and the present age 24, height 6’, fair complexion and living in najafgarh, delhi, email : its my first story so if there is any mistake please let me know. I’ll continue my story in desi language. To baat jab ki hai jab main college main padta tha and first semester main he mera or mere dost ka pura dabdaba tha hamse koi ladai karne ki kosis be nahi karta tha or na he senior kabi kuch bole so aeise he first sem chala gya fir second semester main hame padhane ek new teacher...

2 years ago
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best with mistress

We bet big. To the winner, anything goes for the weekend and the loser must comply. I thought I had it in the bag, but she won. And now I had no hair, the hard way. Except for my head, she waxed me stem to stern Friday night. This morning, she dressed me in sexy lingerie and gave me a world class handjob. Lilla had plans. After an early dinner Lilla called me upstairs. A pretty woman briefly caught my eye as I passed the foyer mirror and strutted up the stairs in my 3 inch pumps, sexy green...

2 years ago
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How It Could Have Been

HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN By Miss Wendi Robertson This is a fictional account of how it could have?most likely would have?been had Jack and William met as young men of similar age. The period would be the late 1950s or early 1960s when transvestites and their admirers were still very private people. The setting is a lovely small college somewhere in America. William is age 22 and Jack is 23. William is a freshman and Jack is a...

1 year ago
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Silver Pieces

I wrote this in response to a story here on FM, I didn't enjoy either. Pieces of Silver By Iitoshi Junko All rights reserved Damn her, I love her and she did this, this abomination for money? I mean my life, my soul sold for material gain. All our hopes, dreams all gone so she can sit in comfort and luxury? Sexual plaything for all eternity? The hell I'll let this happen, change my body, change my sexual orientation, make me unable to ever grow up, but as I once read "You...

1 month ago
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dressing up with my friend

ever since i was young iv always had a fetish for womens lengerie.when i turned 14 i used to love going into my sisters bedroom and jerk off with her bras.then about a year later i met a friend at school and we started hanging out every weekend and sometimes he would sleep over and we would watch porn and jerk off on the couch together and if my family was not home we would go into my sisters room and go through her bras and panties and jerk off with them. at the time she was 17 so she had a...

1 year ago
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The Nature Of The Wish

The Nature of the Wish By Robyn I use to think that if everyone got what they wished for, the world would be a happier place. It's true isn't it? Hungry people wish for food. Poor people wish for wealth. If everyone got what they wished for, how much more happiness would be in the world. Yeah, I use to think that. But I was wrong. I never really understood the nature of a wish. A wish states two things. I want what I wish for and what I have isn't good enough for me. That's...

7 months ago
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I never Thought camping was such fun Part four

"You're trying to 'shock' me aren't you................""No if I wanted 'shock' you I would've suggested you wait for Jan and John, a big dog cock would be 'shock'. Look Trudy, it's only been a few days but even the first time I saw you and you pointed out how thing happened I felt all warm inside, I seen your friendly Ranger smile, I hope I have seen your 'love' smile and I know I have seen your 'lust' smile. I want to see your 'happy' smile, just you... without barriers and to give me that...

7 months ago
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Carols Diary

Carol's Diary Or "The Transformation" By Carol Holloway Friday, March 26th 1993 Before I start this story, I'd better tell you a few things about myself. I've been a transvestite, or crossdresser if you prefer, for about sixteen years now and it has always been my fantasy to live life as a woman for a short period - a few weeks or maybe a month - just to see if I could carry it off. I never thought I'd have the chance or the courage to do it, but recently, I was granted a...

2 years ago
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Mom Sexy Adventures In Village Leads To Pregnant 8211 Part 3

Please read my previous stories. Mom amutha fucked in backyard continuation. The village president ask mom to get ready to go for hospital. When we came out some village men saw my mom and commented she is fucking her own son. Look at the dress she wears she is going to be slave for our village president. One man even ask mom what is the rate to fuck you bitch. Kumar: she can spreads her leg for beggers at free of cost. Vp: please all go back to your house. Now the car started to near by...

1 year ago
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My new friend Rhonda pt2

I lifted my face from her cunt and licked her puckering butt hole, Rhonda squealed and grasped her ankles. Pulling her legs up into the air, I licked he butt hole a few more time than stuck my tongue into her anal opening, Rhonda squealed again. I moved up between her up lifted legs and position my cock head against her quivering butt hole and pushed gently against that tight little opening. Rhonda reached down and with one hand she grabbed my testicles and with the other she took hold of my...

3 years ago
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Turnabout is Fair Play femdom

We're about five years married so far and my wife Jamie is pretty straight laced, other than a few visits to couples clubs which she wrote about here in Literotica. Anyway, the one thing missing from our sex lives as far as I was concerned was anal sex. I never had the pleasure before marriage, and Jamie has always resisted any attempts on my part to experiment. She has considered it unnatural, dirty, and probably painful. No amount of cajoling had convinced her otherwise until recently....

11 months ago
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His First Time

The First Night in Egypt: She landed in Cairo not knowing what to expect of this unusual country. She was here to meet a man that she had had long online crush on. She knew what he looked from photos, and he was a very handsome man. She was anxious; would he like her, would he like the way she looked, would it be the same as online, or would it be strained between them. She caught sight of him as he was waving to her. She walked over and they nervously shook hands. They had a about a two hour...

1 year ago
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Unforgettable Bus Ride In My Life

Hello Friends this is the first time I am writing a story which was really unbelievable for me and an unforgettable one. This occurred about 4 years ago but still I feel that it all happened yesterday. Let me introduce myself and then let us go to the story. About myself, I am a 30 year old female, slightly stout, I put on weight after I gave birth to my child but when the story happened I was still unmarried. I have very good breast size 40 and wheatish complexion. I am writing this story as I...

2 months ago
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The Natural Part 5

Update from the previous four parts. Joe and Karen, a normal couple except for one small thing; Joe likes to dress occasionally and Karen has decided to support her husband. Joe's problem is that, while he loves to dress he is less than happy with the result. The torment threatens their marriage so Karen decides to act. She finds a wonderful support group headed up by 'Aunt Mary' who helps Joe accept his feminine side. Joe seems to be adapting well until he begins to feel that...

2 years ago
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Summer Swap

The Summer Swap Synopsis: With the help of some moonlight magic one summer evening, a guy has a very unique 'first time'. [email protected] ********************************************************************** The Summer Swap It all started as a blessing, a chance to experience the other side. Now, I realize it was a curse. Thanks to that magical moonlit evening so many years ago, I have a unique understanding of women, and I've been told - by a...

2 months ago
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Fucking Sex With My College Girlfriend

Hi I am Mayank who lives in Delhi and I am 20 years old. This is a story I wrote a few days back so I thought I might publish it here. There was a girl Aranya Sharma who was in the same class as I was, we didn’t know each other for the first what, like 4 months as both of us were serious students. But one of her friend Riddhima had a crush on me so they began to sit in front of me when we actually got introduced for the first time. Obviously I became more interested in aranya as she was just...

10 months ago
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Selene and the Shemale

I had been friends with Selene for six years - we had met in our first year at university - at a film society party. I was a science major specialsing in partying. She was a music student. She had a sultry, sexy singing voice that was perfect for jazz and blues and even back then, she was earning a little money singing at parties. That was why we were both at the party that night, and why we ended up being friends with benefits during our college career, though never more than that. We stayed...

2 months ago
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The count down for the bdsm lovers of the new year

10. A rosey red ass from spanking with the hand, hairbrush, spatula, ruler, whip, flogger, or switch.9. Hot wax on the nipples, belly, pussy, ass, back or legs.8. Tied up, gagged, spanked, fucked and cummed on.7. forced orgasms while others watch.6. Tied up and forced to watch while he fucks another sexy red head or brunette.5. Eating another womans pussy for a group to please my master.4. Wearing my Masters cum for others to see.3. Being collared and servicing my Master either alone or for...

1 year ago
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Horny Sister In Chennai With An Unexpected Surprise

Hi all I’m Karan,I live in Chennai and I’m 24. I work for a software company. First let me tell you about myself, I’m 6 feet 1 and have an athletic build. I have a 9 inch rod and I’m very horny. I love Indian women in high heels,and love to lick and suck their feet and pussy. Let me start of my true life incident that happened a week ago. I came to visit my cousins and stay with them for a week. Both my cousins are beautiful girls. One is 26 and the other 24. As I was staying with them,they...

2 years ago
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সেদিন প্রিয়া এলো,গোমড়া মুখে। আমি দেখতে চেয়েছি ওকে। শুধু দেখতে চাওয়ায় ওর গোঁসা। কেন আমি টেক্সট করেছি এসো তোমায় আমি দেখবো। এতে ও ঝাঁঝিয়ে উঠে টেক্সট করলো মানে!!! বিশেষ কোনও মানে নেই জাস্ট দেখা তোমার মতো একজন ভরপুর যুবতীকে দেখতে চাওয়ায় কি অন্যায়।আপনি একজন এতো বড় ব্যক্তিত্ব হয়ে এটা আমায় বলছেন কি করে!! রাগ করলে আসতে হবে না। দেখুন আপনি জানেন আপনার কাছে আমি কি ভাবে কৃতজ্ঞ এবং আপনি আমায় ডাকলে আমি না বলতে পারি না। আমি লিখলাম এটা আমার শেষ টেক্সট- আজ দুপুর দুটোয় তুমি আসবে আমি তোমায় দেখতে ডাকছি। প্রিয়া...

1 year ago
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Badi Behen Didi Kajal Ki Gaand Mari

Hi Saifullah again… Here I come with new fantasy story… Please read my last 3 stories & feed me back… Ye stroy mere shadi ke 1 mahine baad ki hai…. Meri wife ka naam anushka hai & coincidently wo dikhti bhi anushka sharma ki tarah hai thodi si… Figure,lips, hair etc etc… Mai shaadi ke dusre din se hi sex kar raha hu uske sath ab wo bhi bahot khul chuki thi… Ab story ki shuruat yahan se hui … Raat ko sex karne ke baad mai aur anushka nange hi so gaye… Aur jab mai subha utha to dekha ke anushka...

1 year ago
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What happens when you drink

Okay this is based on a true story.. My twin brother and I were going out to the local bar for St patricks day to get hammered and try and find some ladies for the night. being a twin. the shits real easy cause everyone wants to fuck with twins.. so after a couple of beers i went around looking for ladies to talk to while my twin was doing the same shit.. well i found two ladies that were jus sitting down at a table so my drunk ass walked over to chat with them.. after talking to them for about...

1 year ago
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Our New Life Part 1 The Beginning

OUR NEW LIFE By Charli Part 1 - The beginning Prologue A while back I posted a contribution here entitled "Our New Life". Its submission was premature. It was disjointed and far too long. I should have submitted chapters or segments of the story. It was also full of omissions that I thought at the time were too personal or extreme. A fair amount of fantasy had also crept in, replacing some of the things I felt too personal to write about. The other 2 members of our...

2 years ago
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Playboy Hyderabad With Two Couple

Hi everyone and thank you for your help and support and thanks for Indian sex stories. This was my new experience recently had with two couple. If any woman are couple like to meet me means contact me on Coming to my experience after having lot of fun with tina and her husband then tina husband said one of his friend is looking for same fun. He said to me that they want to experience couple swapping even I agreed with them and asked details of them he said they are his friend there ages are 38...

1 year ago
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Agent Kask Pt II

The good Assistant Director handed me off to an agent. Who handed me off to another agent, who handed me off to some one else, and on and on and on. Eventually I ended up with a young guy who introduced himself as Tom - no last name was given, none was needed. He was big. In fact - huge. And he had the thickest southern accent I'd ever heard. On the third try, I finally got: "Pleased to meet you agent, I'll be your transport to Walter Reed Hospital." He seemed very good...

2 months ago
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The Friendly Bet

I know it says no stories stolen from other sites but I'm gonna post this coz I thought it was very good .I take absolutely no credit for the story just hope u enjoy it as much as i did .The friendly betBRRRRIIIIIINNNNG!"Shit", I muttered to myself. "It never fails! Every time I get in theshower!"With that, I jumped out of the shower and grabbed a towel, heading forthe phone."Hello", I panted after running half naked through my house, picking upthe phone, and dripping water all over the floor...

3 months ago
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Fun At Coimbatore With My Cousin Sister

Hi Indian sex stories readers, this is my first story. I have been reading stories in ISS for past 1 and half years…. Now I feel like its my turn to share my experience too.. Well I’m Naresh(name changed) 21 years old, I live in Coimbatore. This story is to narrate about the encounter I had with my cousin sister. Her name is Nancy(name changed), she has quite a lot of hotness within her. Her figure is 32-28-34. SEX BOMB right? I know her for past 8 years. She is gem of a character. But things...

2 years ago
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HOCKEY FAN

SO I THOUGHT I WAS HOME ALONE, MY SON SAID HE WAS GOING TO HIS GF'S FOR THE NIGHT, I WAS FEELING DEPRESSED, SO GOT OUT THE CHOCOLATE AND SAID TO FEAST. WATCHED ALITTLE PORN AND TALKED TO SOME OF THE HORNY GUYS HERE ON HAMSTER. WAS THINKING OF GOING TO BED, BUT NOT TIRED, SO I GOT IN THE TUB, FOR A RELAXING BATH. WELL I WAS IN THERE I GOT OUT MY FAVORITE DILDO AND BEGAN TO PLAY, I GUESS I WAS SO FOCUSED I DIDNT HERE MY SON COME IN THE HOUSE. I REALLY DIDNT NOTICE TILL THE DOOR SQUEAKED OPEN...

1 year ago
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Secretary in tights

This happened to me when I was sixteen years old and during a half term holiday during school. I was alone on the London underground near Southgate station in the middle of the afternoon when a gorgeous woman in her mid twenties boarded the train and sat directly opposite me. I thought it was a bit odd as the whole carriage was empty and I found myself staring at her legs as she was dressed in a smart seretary type outfit of a black jacket and matching skirt that wasn't quite a mini but was...

2 years ago
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Meri Pehli Raat Do Randi Ke Sath

Mera naam jay he me Ahmadabad se hu mera lund 6 inch badanor 3 inch mota hai yeh meri pehli kahani hai jo haal hi me meri saath hui hai. Mujhe sex ka bahot sex hai me roz porn dekh kar mooth marta tha par usme maza nai aata tha phir ek din mujhe teh online sex ke baare me pata chala yeh information mujhe internet se mili, muhe female escort service ka number mila toh mene call kia tabhi ek aadmi ne phone uthaya or bola haa bolo mene kaha muje ladkita chahiye usne bola ho jaega room book karwa...

1 year ago
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Id Rather Be A Lady

I?d Rather be A Lady Who needs shirts and trousers I?d rather wear a dress High heeled shoes not lace up boots Are certainly the best With silky stockings hugging close My smooth fresh shaven legs And bra and panties, mine of course No need to steal or beg With face made up and blouse tucked in I really feel the part No easy job, it?s damned hard work A living work of art Long brown hair in gentle waves Nails my favourite shade A final check my seams are straight No...

2 years ago
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Career Opportunities Part Two

Career Opportunities, Part Two By Valerie Hope The 'diversions' arrived an hour or so later, delivered by two orderlies accompanied by more of the musclemen, which Dr. Kelly seemed to have in such great supply. Two large boxes were delivered, full of books, magazines, games and other such stuff. The men clomped over in their ungainly boots and tore into the treasure trove excitedly. "What the hell?" Hollis exclaimed in shock as he began pulling items out of the boxes. "What...

1 year ago
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Stunt Double 2 Sheba Always

Stunt Double 2: Sheba Always. By Eric The female German Shepard Sheba who had once been a stunt man named Eric Stoltz looked desperately at Sam, the man who was now her trainer, as the original Sheba had stolen Eric's male human body and life three long days ago. A lifetime ago, really! Eric barked and desperately tried to make writing motions with her paws. All Sam did was to look irritated and command "Quiet!" Damn Sheba's instincts! This body that Eric now found...

1 year ago
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The Report from Silver Lake

THE REPORT FROM SILVER LAKE A Classified Document by Jezebel Jade *Shoot Yourself After Reading* From the Brand Group at Silver Lake, California: A Report on the Nation of Janus and its Political and Economic Impact, with recommendations for proactive solutions. On July 23rd, 2043, Attis Projects, a group advertising itself as a resort developer, announced that it had acquired the title to a group of five atolls in the South Pacific, which it intended to isolate and fill in,...

1 year ago
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Within walls so thin

When I left home and went to the university in the city, I understood that losing a large part of my privacy was intevitable. I spent my first year at the dormitories, where it was often hard to get ten minutes alone. It felt really crowded over there. Even though, on the other hand, the girls were plentiful and beautiful. I had my share of adventures at the dormitories, but I'll save that for another story.Anyway, after my first year, I was looking for a different kind of accomodation....

1 year ago
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Pyari Cousin Ko Tadpa Tadpa K Choda

Hi dosto your virat is back with a new story..Aapne meri pehli story “meri sexxxy padhosan simran ko bohot like kiya or bohot acha response diya uske liye thanx..Ye story meri dur ki cousin komal ki hai..Or waise bhi dosto dur k rishte kon paalta hai ri8..Komal ka figure 32-30-34 hai..Doodh(milk) jaisa gora rang..Or kaatilana adaye hai uski..But hum dono cousins hai ye baat komal ko sex karne k baad pata chala jab hamari family ek dusre se mili thi..Ab zada bore na karte hue me story par aata...

10 months ago
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Meri Pyari Padosan Aur Uski Beti 8211 Part 1

Hi. I am Raj from Chennai. I am a 34 years old and according to my female friends, I look pretty handsome ;-) I am a native of North India and currently stay in Chennai. It is very difficult to hook up with a decent female here in Chennai. And the people are naturally curious about any kind of couple here! I will share some of my true-life experiences. If it kindles your senses in the right way, you may email me at I am willing and looking for discreet no strings attached relationship with...

2 years ago
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The Adventures Of Teen Chandini 8211 Part 1

Hello Guys, this is my first story i wrote here, while was in train travelling. Just wrote this in an hour to kill time. please do leave your feedback, to improve or any suggestions to Thanks. Chandini is a teen who just finished her 12th last day exam. Her mom wanted to pursue Doctor career and after school. But her Dad has given her permission to do what she likes. Chandini was always impressed by the glamour world of cinema. She likes the girls who comes in movies, their dressing and she...

2 years ago
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How I became a Hockey Wife

How I became a Hockey Wife By Tyrian Koenig I'd known Kathy for a long time. She was the all star player on my girlfriend's hockey team. With long dark hair and dark eyes she was both very striking and a talented player. We knew each other as acquaintances back then, but when we bumped into each other at university several years later we were both unattached. She was working in the sports bar at the arena as a waitress to help out with tuition costs. "Hey Tim, long time no see,"...

1 year ago
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Mel and me in rochester

The musical orchestra Mel and i are in had a performance in Rochester ,New York and i needed someone to share a room with at hotel. Mel was the first person who came to mind,and since blowing him last time i thought i would ask him. Mel told me his wife wouldn"t be going and he would love to share a room with me!! Friday morning we had to meet bus in Burlington,Ontario early so when i got up i showered and gave myself an enema so i would be so clean for Mel.My toes were painted bright red and i...

5 months ago
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Maid For The Family Part 3

Maid for the Family - Part 3 ? by: Sissy Sally-Anne Following on from Part 2... After pleasing Elizabeth, she took me upstairs to her bed. I could not believe how tired I was. My energy was gone completely. She asked me to strip and then dressed me in a long white silk nightdress. I slipped into bed and curled up under the quilt. "Sleep well, Jason," said Elizabeth, as she turned out the light. "We still have so much to do." Quietly, she left the room and when...

2 years ago
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Sweet Sixteen Part 2

Sweet Sixteen Part 2 by Beverley Ann Miles The other ladies had been great, the two youngsters, Vicky and Melanie, adopted him as if he was a younger sister, and constantly gave him tips on walking and moving. They were taken down into the store, and trailed around after Gayle through all the floors and departments. They met the department managers, and were shown store rooms and emergency exits, and finally returned to the top floor, and the canteen. Lunchtime. Gayle took Alex to...

2 years ago
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My Neighbor8217s Plan To Seduce Me When Wife Is Away

The doorbell rang… Harish dreaded opening the door…he instinctively knew it would be his neighbor Hema who would be begging for some sugar , milk , tea , veggies etc…She would never return the stuff that she borrowed …. What Harish really hated was about her was her timing.. She always rang the bell and interrupted his love making. He put on a surly face and opened the door. As expected Hema was at the door. Harish rudely informed her that Sheela was not at home. He did not open the second...

4 months ago
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True Love With My Forbidden Super Hero 8211 Part 2

Hi friends, this is Shweta with the second part of my story. I’ve got huge responses from readers for my first story and I am very happy about that. First of all I would like to apologize because I couldn’t reply to some of you, but I am writing the second part of my story for all of you. Keep reading my stories and post your suggestions, that would help me narrating you my life. For new readers, I would suggest you to please read first part of this story .. Continues…… I looked at the clock it...

1 year ago
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The Taylor family 8

She let out a little titter as his eyes devoured her, quite pleased with this result. Ruth was just beginning to understand what kind of power a good pair of tits had on both men and women.He just stared dumbly at her chest for quite some time, licking his lips and wondering what he had done to deserve a such beautiful and willing daughter as this. He was exulting in the fact that these wonderful new toys were now his to play with.Leaning across him, her hand found the control for his seat and...

2 years ago
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The Wars Ends

The War's Ends My name was Jack Harrison I was a Major in the US Air Force. I flew the B4 stealth orbital bomber with the 332nd bomber wing out of Fairchild air force base. The year is now 2053; back in 2043 I and my Navigation DSO had walked away from a 2 billion dollar wreck just outside the flooded remains of NY. I remember she took a lucky hit from a Orbital missile, it was more a near miss, a 2 megaton blast, we should be dead. The B4 bucked as the warhead exploded,...

2 years ago
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Altered Fates A Quick Study

Authors note: This is another story whose initial inspiration was a situation depicted on one of femur's Lovingly Modified Romance Comic covers, specifically af017.jpg. ALTERED FATES: A QUICK STUDY by BobH. (c) 2003 Sitting in his large, elegantly-furnished CEO's office, Eric Peyton Wayne gazed sadly at the framed photograph in his hands. It showed him and Tommy Clark in happier times. They had been fourteen and indestructible when the picture was taken, during that long,...

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Why Sex And Love Making Is Different 8211 Part 2

Hi ISS Readers, Hope everyone is in pink of your horny Sex life. I got very good responses for my previous posting “waplog 2 bed in two weeks” whom I met in social networking site and had Sex with her and with her cousin. I wanna thank for the readers and who have responded. And I got few good friends from ISS and I had encounter with one of the beautiful lady too but cant post as she requested not to for personal reasons Now am in Delhi. Staying alone if anyone interested do reach me on and...

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Intro to Sissies XII

Intro to Sissies XII Madam Magenta clicked towards John Phillips, swaying. Now She was awake and focused. John Phillips looked her in the eyes and saw that now She was excited. It was Her turn now. "Kiss me," She said. "Kiss me like man kiss me." Tottering on his heels, feeling the plug push out of him only to get pushed back in by the fat rubber strap, he leaned forward and touched her lips. They were coated with lipstick and lip gloss and he felt the softness of them even...

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A Birthday Lesson

(Two Uncles teach a niece how to behave)Hello, my name is Clara, and I am going to tell you about the time I learned what it really was to be fucked. I was adopted at age 7, by my mother Nina, and now I am eighteen... On the say of my 18th birthday, my mother threw me a huge bash, invited all the family and my friends, and let me tell you, it was something I will never forget.On the day of my 18th birthday, it was hot and humid, the kind of humid that makes your clothes stick to your skin. I...

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New Dream Come True 3

NEW DREAM COME TRUE 3 BY PAUL G. JUTRAS As John looked at himself in the mirror, he straightened his bow tie and smiled at how handsome he looked in his tuxedo. He checked the gadgets in his briefcase and in his suit himself. His senior partner looked as handsome even with his touch of gray on top and in his facial hair. "Ready Rick," asked John. Rick nodded and John proceeded to cut away the glass from one window frame. He shot a grappling line to the bottom of the roller...

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Helping A Widow My BrotherInLaw8217s Wife 8211 Part 2

Hello friends this is Dev again with yet another story with my bro in laws wife. This story is in continuation of my earlier story helping a widow. After our initial sex session I started spending at least a week with Poonam due to work and leisure. At times I use to take her to daman for a short trip to make her productive in work and also to add spice to our lives. The last time she had told me she wants to go to Bali with me, I kind off arranged a plan to take her for a vacation, we had...

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Intro to Sissies XVII

He tottered out, in his thigh high boots, leather skirt, lame' blouse, under which you could just see the plastacene bra and his corset, his gorgeous make up, lovely tousled hair, feeling the plug try to push out of him, his loins pent up, his eyes with those silly blue contact lenses announcing as slut rolling around; his double ropes of gold, his necklace with the lipstick dangling around... He swirled his hair and met a wall. Of sullenness. Mistress Satin was leaning there against...

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Bala8217s Ass Fucked

Hi friends, its me Kingdvs. I am a regular reader of is and this is my own life story. Hope you all will enjoy it. For security reasons I have changed the characters name in this story. For feedbacks and suggestions please give me a mail at Well ok, lets go to the story, My name is dilip 28yrs old bisexual person. Let me explain about my self, I am a muscular boy with 10 inch massive black cock. Currently I am working in a multi national company as senior consultant. I am a bi sexual likes...

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Rent Wali Ladki Ka Gangbang

Hello iss readers, mai ashsih patel hu, 24 age gujarat Ahmadabad se. Ye incident recently mene hamare apartment me rehti ek ladki ke sath kiya. Apke comments mujhe jaroor bheje ashishpatel4u at yahoo dot com pe. To incident kuch iss tarah hua, summer vacation khatam hone aya tha, aur mera cousin bhai gao se mere yaha rehne aya tha, hum dono bohot bindas hai, aur hamesha khul ke baat karte hai aur porn videos dekhte hai, iss baar wo jab mere yaha aya to usne kaha yaar, yaha ki ladkiya bohot hot...

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Another Girls Life

A tip of the hat to a Story by Flossy. Also I want to thank Dan Green for his help on things 'Hebrew' as he calls them! Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon own the characters. No copyright infringement intended in this fan fiction. Another Girl's Life By Eric The story is set in the Buffy Universe Sunnydale where they live is set on a mystic opening called the Hell Mouth. All kind of terrible or weird things can happen here. The town is infested with Vampires and other demons. This is...

2 years ago
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Hangin With The Girls

Please feel free to copy this story as needed. Contact me to let me know what happens to it. Thanks :) HANGIN' WITH THE GIRLS Charlene sighed as she did her brother's hair and make up. She wasn't happy with the idea. "And you're really sure you wanna got to school like this today?" "Not just today." I said. "Bullshit, you're gonna go to school like this every day?" "Sure am." "Okay Brian, I mean Zoe." A group of girls greeted me at the school gates. One wore a long...

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Girl Nights

Dear Reader, Allow me to apologize in advance for using "pantyhose" as a plot device for this one. As you well know, "pantyhose" are evidence that Evil exists. Yet, they work well at two points in this story, so I have shamelessly employed them. Perhaps the Task Force will rate this story XXX-P (for "pantyhose") so sensitive readers can avert their eyes. Girl Nights by Gingerfred Man Chapter One ? Marriage If you're married, or ever have been married, what I'm about to...

9 months ago
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Watching Mum At Swingers Orgy Uk

HiI am Kyle, I am 18 m uk My Mum Is Called Suzanne , 48 f uk A few months back my grandmother who lives in suffolk sadly passed away, and she left her huge country home to my mother in her will ,After Viewing The House A few weeks later my Mum Decided to sell our current house and move down to suffolk , The House was Huge Compared to our old home , it had 5 bedrooms , 2 bathrooms an en suite kitchen and had a couple of acres of land,The House was quite dull and old fashioned so my Mum got the...

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Gwen

Hi, my name is Gwen, and I'm writing this story more for my own sanity than for any entertainment value you the reader may get from it. My doctor tells me that by writing, some of my anger and frustrations will be vented, which will hopefully calm the rage within me. There was a time, not so very long ago, when I went by another name - Greg, Greg Prewitt. There was a time when I could bench press twice my own weight with ease, a time when I worked in construction, and a time when I...

3 years ago
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The House Whore Part 3

THE HOUSE-WHORE Part 3 By Kathy Morris Copyright 2002, Kathy Morris Susan and her Grandfather continued kissing for several minutes, with Susan enjoying the attention that he was giving to her. She allowed his hands to roam over her thighs and body, caressing her soft, pale skin and she was getting really turned-on by his passionate kisses; the way he nibbled her neck and ears and the way he gently brushed the front of her lace panties. His breathing was becoming deeper and more...

1 year ago
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Intro to Sissies XXIV Sissys End

Intro to Sissies XXIV: Sissy's End "Drink all of your breakfast, useless. You know you need your juice." Mandy had up ended the gallon jug of come juice and force fed it to Joan, and Joan was sucking it down as fast as she could. She hadn't really eaten in days, just a little come here and a lot of come there. Yesterday, Mandy had completely forgotten to give her her come juice, and last nights alcohol had hit her hard; her head hurt now. Joan was on her back, in reverse sissy...

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My Incestual Teenage Days

Hi ISS readers, I am submitting my personal life story which is about the various incidents which happened during my teenage and how I used my mom for my sexual desires. I am Rajesh from south Tamil Nadu, 22 and currently doing my final year in engineering.My mom’s name is Madhu, 43. She is a normal lady, fair brown and medium height. My dad works in gulf and he comes home once in a year.Hope this led to all my desires with mom. When I was nearing 17,I had my first erection and sex was the...

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Rig Pig A true story

My wife and I have a very rich sex life she we were into threesomes but had not been with more than 2 guys since she was gang banged by 4 biker the second year we got married. This changed when we were on holidays a few years ago. We were traveling through an area where there was a lot of oil and gas exploration. This story is true and has fueled my wife’s lust of gang bangs.I was getting tired so we decided to stop and get a room at the small motel in town. We pulled into the parking lot...

1 year ago
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Skin Deep The Dance Chapter 6

Chapter 6 School Dance In the shower, Michelle allowed the water to wash the despair away just a little. The warmth and pulse of the water had always been her friend. She had always considered herself to be a lucky woman with more than her fair share of good to compensate for a life lost. Now this thing had come back and she remembered the anguish and torture of what it had been like to become trapped, to be held so firmly in place as to be completely helpless and at the...

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Alternative Education

Alternative Education by Gingerfred Man Chapter One -- Johnson, Johnson's Johnson, Johnson Junior Mark Johnson, PhD, lay naked on his bed. His chest was heaving as the result of a stupefying orgasm that had spewed a large amount of hot sperm in a semen sauce along the length of his flat belly and hairy, buff chest. His considerable cock was softening as the exhausted educator considered the fact that he had cum three times in the past 45 minutes. The cause of his sexual agony...

1 year ago
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Satisfied My Reader8217s Needs

Hi readers… I thank you all for your feed backs for my previous story.. Once again I am here to share my real experience which happened to me a month back.. After my first story I got many feedbacks from people both negative and positive comments..I got a mail special mail admiring my story and noting that she needed to be enjoyed in a same way… After few mails of conversation she gave her contact info..She was a 32 year old divorced women living with her parents…She has no kids..Her figure...

2 years ago
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Swapping Of Moms Seducing Of Mom And Fucking Her Ass

In my earlier story you might have read how I seduced my mom and fucked her. After reading that I got response and I found a matured aunty and we met and had sex and I helped her in seducing his son and swapped. So the story goes this way. So let me introduce my self Vikrant age 22 6ft. Sporty fit guy. My mom Vishaka now after sex her size is 36d 32 38 Now aunty Rupa age 44 figure 34d 32 36 5ft 3′ Her son rupesh 19 5’8 . So the story goes this way I met Rupa and we had chat she said she...

5 months ago
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Mike and Sam Part 4

Mike and Sam Part 4 Dr. Ruth's Party Dr. Ruth had taken Miyuki by the arm, and walked with her into the den. As soon as Miyuki saw who was there she stopped in her tracks. There was Masumi, and Dr. Ruth's husband, and Dr. Wolfe, and his wife. Also, there was a Japanese couple. But, what sent chills up Miyuki's spine was the other two people in the room. Those other two, were Mr. Warner, and the psychologist that she had spoken with in Washington. Her name was Dr. Price. Miyuki...

2 years ago
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Grocery Store checkout

On my way home last night I stopped at a local store to pick up a few items one of which was a box of Magnums, you know rubbers, anyway I'm in the checkout line and the clerk a good looking middle age woman gives me a big smile and says as shes scanning the rubbers "Aren't these the large size" I smile back at her and say "yes thats right" another smile from her and she gives me the total of my purchase as she looks at my crotch and winks..Wait it gets better all I've got is a 5th of Absolute...

3 months ago
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Adventures Part 2

I thought I had a second part to this story already, but can't find it. On the chance I did and already sent it to you, this is the revised version. Hope you enjoy! Mary was the first to awake, by the smell of coffee brewing in the hotel room. When I opened my eyes, I saw Mary propped up on the bed, still in my shirt sipping her coffee and reading the same magazine I was thumbing through last night. "Good Morning Beautiful, how did you sleep? Oh, good morning to you too sleepy head. I...

7 months ago
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Oh What a Night

Oh What a NightAs I sit here writing, I can recall the event with such clarity that it keeps playing over and over and over in my head, without missing the slightest detail. It was a situation that I would have never believed would have happened or that I would have let happen, with just some minor resistance. A brief synopsis, this would be the second time my wife has had sex with another man. The first time she fucked another man was a Valentine night dinner and it was with a stranger. The...

1 year ago
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The Cure

Gentle reader endure a poor bard with tales of life's ills. A moment of yours is all I ask a lending of your wills Man lives too short this world of woe The reaper becomes friend instead of foe The prologue matters not save as a start The world will gnaw and chafe a gentle heart The Cure By Juliette Lima The store was owned by Joanna, a mature beauty I had met at our health club. She had been easy to talk to, very attractive, and very fit. She had approached me while I was...

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The Party Mood

“What’s this?Igot shouted waving the letter at his wife Her-Peas. She could see it looked official but as she hadn’t read it, couldn’t tell what it was even though her husband was wafting it around like some demented swan trying to take off.“I don’t know dear, she smiled“It’s only a letter from Pen.E. Sillen and Aunty Biotics they are planning to marry. It’s a big enough disgrace to the family that she married that Biotics bloke but a Sillen.Igot was pacing up and down. He very rarely became...

1 year ago
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Shanti Aunty Is A Sex Goddess

Hi friends, Rakesh is back again . This incident happened with me few months back . As you know I am doing b.Tech in a government college in Odisha . I am not much of a good student so I was not allotted a seat in the college hostel so I used to live in a rented house . Aunty used to live few blocks away from my place . Once I was sitting in my balcony and noticed Shanti aunty was standing in their balcony as their balcony can be clearly seen from my balcony . She was in a red saree and was...

1 year ago
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Time Travel Twist How I Accidentally Changed My Sex Part Two

Amy Bradsworth. That's who I am. I am now 13 years old. So, during our 'little trip' I lost my identity as almost 20 year old Mark, and I'm now a teenaged girl who's finishing 8th grade this week. I am almost getting sick just writing about it. I waited until this morning and then snuck over to my house about 8am and like I expected, no one was home. The fact that my key still worked sort of told me as I walked in that the professor's theory was correct, and that I still was a member...

2 years ago
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In Laurens Image

In Lauren's Image By Lowie Chapter 1 Before college, I played baseball, competed for national debate titles, threw it around on the court regularly, and seemed obsessed over girls. When I first started school at the small private college Tiffs University, I had no idea that I would end up being a cock-crazed gay boy. The first year was pretty normal. Pledged a fraternity, smoked weed, got decent grades. Even got laid once in a while. Partied enough that I gained 15 pounds. By...

1 year ago
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Maa Ne Mujhe Madhosh Kiya

Hi dosto mera naam Rahul hai. Main abhi 25 saal ka hoon. Aaj main aapko meri aur meri mummy ki chudan chudai ke bare mein bolne wala hoon. Main jab 13 saal ka tha tab mummy papa ka divorce ho gaya. Mere papa bewafa they aur divorce ke do mahino baad hi unhone phir se shaadi karli. Mujhe toh lagta hai ki mere papa duniya ke sabse bewakoof aadmio mein se ek hai kyun ki meri maa ki tara mast aurat ko unho ne chor diya. Khaer aacha hi hua ki papa mere raste se haat gaye. Meri mummy ka naam Sheela...

2 years ago
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Slave Sexual Conditioning

The searing pain is the first thing I feel as I become aware of my surroundings. As I struggle to try to find the source of it and to make it stop I begin to realize that I am held down by straps on my ankles, wrists hips, neck, and head. I cannot move except to squirm in my bonds. I try to look around, as I feel the pain ebb, but I realize that I must be blindfolded. I hear a soft, soothing woman's voice say "I'm sorry - we must have miscalculated your anesthesia." I try to respond, to plead...

5 months ago
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Amr Bou Er Honeymoon

Hi ami rahul ar amr wife mousumi.. Eta amder first sex story.. Asa kori tomader valo lagbe. Jadi valo lage comnt dio. Ghotonata bochor 2 age. Biyer just 2 month er modhey. O bola hoy ni amder arrange marriage. Amr age 29 ar mousumi r 23. Biyer por office theke ekta gift dilo. Khule dekhi honey moon er ticket. Jaygay ta keral r ekta resort e. Eke bare sea beach er gaye. Bag guchiye amra royana dilm 1 week er trip. Giye jnlam okhne wr ekta new coupple ache. Ghor besh valoi, barandy samudrer dheu...

7 months ago
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Charisma and Tiffany Part 3

Charisma and Tiffany, Part 3 By Cal Y. Pygia Tiffany didn't hate Charisma, not exactly, although, the more she thought of how the sorceress had treated her, how she'd abused her, the more the shemale fumed. Not only had Charisma changed her sex, from shemale to female (and back again, thank God), but she had also equipped her with a half dozen cunts, including one in her forehead and one grown from the roof of her mouth, in which, with an equal number of penises newly sprouted from...

6 months ago
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Bacche Ka Sukh Diya Mumbai Ke Bhabhi Ko

Story real h majje se padhe aur mujhe mere pe apni ray jarur batana.To story pe aata hu.Main mumbai me gav se naukarike liye aaya.Mumbai me me apne behen ke ghar me rehta tha.Jo shadishuda h.! Ab suno mere story ke heroin se jisaka name h mansi.Mansi ki age 37thi figure 32-36-32h.Dikhaneme yekdam gori aur sunder h.Mujhe sex ka nasha to pehelese hi h.Meri mulakat mansise jab me mere behen ghar hui thi.Usaki shadi ko 10 saal huye the magar use baccha nahi tha yeh mujhe mere behen ne bataya.Mujhe...

7 months ago
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Meri Aur Meri Didi Ki Chudai

Hi guys mera naam puja tiwari h me calcutta asansol chinakuri se hu…Ye meri teesri story h nd ye 5din pehle meri aur meri bdi didi k sath hua h.. Meri didi ko aaplog jaante hi ho mene pehli story me hi ushke baare me aaplogo ko bta diya tha wo chitrangada singh jaisi lgti h…Nd av v wo apna figure maintain krke rakhi hui h..Nd unka 1beta v h 5saal ka.. Jo meri didi ko nhi jante me bta deti hu av unka figure 34d 26 36d h..Nd unki gand pehle se jyada hilne lgi h kyuki shaadi k baad mere jiju ko...

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My First Sexual Experience

Hi friends this is Rashmi, I’m here to share my love story which is completely filled with romance I hope everyone is going to enjoy this I’m here describing few thing about me I’m a very good looking girl with sexy curves I’m sure 70% of boys will give a second look while I was passing on public places I’m a traditional girl innocent and very calm girl but other side of my character I’m very horny and naughty girl anyways the story is little longer It’s the first day of my engineering college...

5 months ago
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ULTIMATE SEDUCTION

I could feel his breath on my body,as his fingers delved into my open wet pussy,i could hear my juices slopping as his hand moved faster ,he forced my legs open wider,with my back still against the opening of the cold fridge.He moved my wetness all over my pussy then started to slap my pussy and as he did so my juices flicked all over his hand and arm,even on one occasion as i gushed juices flicked up to my face....."ohhh,," he said slapping my pussy faster.He grabbed my wrist and beckoned...

1 year ago
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My Son And Me Having Sex At Night

Hello freind mera naam ruhi azmi hai, mai bhopal ki rahne wali hu, mere sahur ka intkaal mere sadi ke 1 year baad hi ho gaya tab mera beta meri pet me tha ,ye ghatna mere sath 4 month pahle ghati,mai 36 year ki ek bhot khubsurt mahila hu mera figure 36-26-38 hai colour bikul fair hai eyes ka colour blue hai hight 165 aur weght 55 hai mere boobs kafi bade aur rounded bikul tane huye hai meri gaad kafi badi hai bhot muskil se panty me chup pati hai ,mere sauhar ke intkaal ke baad maine apni sari...

2 years ago
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With Laborers In Public Washroom 8211 Part 2

Ye meri story ka second part hai, first part padne ke liye link on top. Yahan se meri last story continue hoti hai…. Main public washroom mein tha aur do laborer ke land ka swad le chuka tha aur merei muh mein abhi bhi uske maal ka bura swad aa raha tha… Mujhe baut acha lag raha tha… Unke lad abhi ache se baithe bhi nai the ki fir se khade hone lag gae aur mera mann mein bas unko apna banane ki chah thi… Main unke land hath mein liye aur unko hilane lage wo dono laborer baut khush the and unhe...

2 years ago
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my slutty girlfriend pt2

we were talking and drinking when my gf woke up still rather drunk she sat up by this point most of both het tits were on display. She was kissing me and i worked her dress down around her waist. As she worked her way down she pulled my cock out and started to suck at this point my mate started to pull and pinch her nipples. She was whimpering and getting more turned on and then she pulled his cock out and started giving him head. I moved around behind her and started fucking her pussy. Soon my...

1 year ago
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Pregnancy risk sex goes beyond simple barebacking

Reciprocal NeedsPregnancy risk sex goes beyond simple barebacking.Barebacking is basically a selfish, lazy thing -- don't want to wear a condom, and just want to appeal to one's own pleasure. One can bareback with birth control, and not risk pregnancy (or at least, lower the risk).Pregnancy risk sex requires stalking the woman and getting familiar with her menstrual cycle, and watching carefully for signs of ovulation. It also requires arguing against birth control, so you know she's fertile....

2 years ago
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Bony Livestation Mario Bros

Note: This story contains video game elements that are copyright of their respective owners Bony Livestation - Mario Bros By Starshooter Brandon had just got home from purchasing his new system Bony Livestation and the new Mario Bros. game. Brandon's pretty much a regular teenage video game player. Dark blonde hair, short and scrawny. The kind of kid the popular girls would never ask out to Prom. Brandon then went into his room to plug in the console and turn on the game and...

3 months ago
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I Made My Cousin Sister Pregnant

Hi everyone my name is Rahul(name change),I am from Bangalore, I am a big fan of ISS especially incest…I am a regular reader of this site.But this is my first story please share your feedback after reading the story. This is a real story that happened to me 3 months ago. I am Rahul, pretty fair enough and having a good body structure and a long penis of 6″ inches and love to fuck any girl or aunty who wants their pussy inserted with a cock. Coming to the story it happened to me finally a day...

10 months ago
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A Change in Command

A fan Fiction with the usual homage to Paramount. Change in Command By Eric B'Elanna burned with a fury that was a formidable combination of Klingon and human. The Klingon part wanted to rip that bitch Janeway's throat out now, but the human part cautioned patience ? then slow torture. The sanctimonious bitch had demoted her lover Tom to Ensign. His 'crime' - saving an entire race from annihilation "Captain, I think you are being too harsh," she said as calmly as she could. "I...

3 years ago
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A Little Tail Part 11

A Little Tail - Part 11 By Lexi Lee Just a Really Bad Day You know sometimes I get depressed. Didn't guess that did you? No really I do. Maybe it's a hormone thing. Yes sweety, I'm still on them and will be for a long time. They suck too, let me tell you and not in a good way. You see the things we do for you guys? No you probably don't, so let me clue you in 'K? Lets start at the beginning (funny how I always do that). I was just a kid when I first...