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Mike was a revelation. I had known him as a shy and quiet store clerk. He
was distinguished by being helpful and knowledgeable, a rare combination in
this age of super stores. It turned out that he was also a sex toy. He had
a seemingly limitless interest in sex and capacity to give and take. He was
willing, he was generous, he seemed to sense what you would like and was
more than willing to do it.

He was young, compared to us, and was gay. We had all been brought up in a
society when being gay was taboo. We were experimenting with male sex,
learning about it as older men. He was experienced and skilled.

Billy sat down on the sofa and Mike continued to suck. Mike had spread his
legs so that his asshole was fully exposed and twitching. I knew an
invitation when I saw it so I dropped my shorts and nosed in. After the
tension of screwing Billy, it was nice to slip in an ass that was open and
welcoming. His ass was ready for company. He almost purred as my cock slid
in and I began pumping.

Billy's had his arms on the sofa back and his legs spread wide. His head
was back and eyes closed. His cock had vanished in Mike's fur trimmed face.
Billy had a relaxed look. He was letting Mike do all the work.

"Hold up some." Billy said after a few minutes. "I'm getting ripe. Do you
want my cream?"

"Yes sir!" Mike said as he swallowed Billy's meat again. In another minute
Billy began to moan and unload deep in Mike's throat. I popped at the same
time filling the other end. Mike didn't react visibly, but he contracted
his ass coordinating with my ejaculations. I would shoot a volley, then he
would tighten up. I could tell his throat was doing the same thing with
Billy's spewing cock. Mike was responding as he received the cum from two
orgasms.

We broke up, and I got dinner ready. There was another game on the
television, but I will admit that Billy had the courtesy to come to dinner
with the TV off. My cooking was basic compared to Ari's, but I had broiled
a passable steak, and the frozen french fries were much better than I had
hoped. I had also learned that a good bottle of wine can make of for some
of the dinner's deficiencies. I served two bottles. We didn't talk
football during dinner. Mike was shy but joined in from time to time. He
seemed to glow from the earlier sexual experience.

"Mike, you know about me, can you tell me something about yourself?" Billy
said.

"Not much to tell. I'm 100% country boy, brought up in rural Georgia. I'm
the only c***d of older parents. Mom is 84 now and I am 40. You can do the
math. Graduated high school, joined the army for a few years then went to
Atlanta to make my fortune." Mike said.

"Did you make a fortune?" I asked. "It's a big city for a country boy."

"Not exactly." He said, smiling. "But I did discover I was gay, and that
there was an interest in some quarters for tall country boys! I had a
great time. No fortune, but lots of friends. Then Dad died and Mom went
into a decline, so I moved here. No more great times."

"No more friends?" Billy asked.

"Not until today." Mike said. "I'm a member of the volunteer fire
department, and there are a lot of nice guys there, but I've only been here
for two years and I don't know the ropes." He paused. "The guys keep on
trying to fix me up with their sisters or cousins."

"You don't swing both ways?" I asked.

"You sound like my mother, "try it you'll like it!" she says." Mike said,
laughing. "I like to suck cock, and to be fucked. Damn hard to do with a
woman! I haven't told my Mom that in so many words. Officially, she thinks
I'm looking for the right woman. She does like my friends when they
visit. "

We went to the living room. Billy and Mike were on the couch. Billy had
one arm around Mike and the other playing with Mike's cock. It was long and
thin. I cleaned up the dinner dishes and when I came back Mike was slow
fucking Billy on the floor. Mike's slender shaft presented no challenge to
Billy and there was a lot of pleasure on each side. Mike was really shy,
but being naked with his cock probing the quarterback's ass didn't seem to
bother him at all.

"Good fit?" I asked Billy.

"Great!" Billy said. "This boy's a keeper! Really nice. Mike has offered to
do a whole ass exploration. He says he thinks there is some unexplored
territory up there."

"Do you mind if I watch?" I asked.

"No problem. We're all friends, aren't we?" Mike said. For the next hour or
so Mike and Billy fucked. Spread eagled, doggy style, sideways, they tried
it all. Billy and I 69ed several times, so I wasn't left out, but it was
basically Mike giving Billy a lesson in fucking. Billy enjoyed it, and
seemed to be more comfortable as the lesson continued.

"Damn, look at the time!" It was 8:30, and Mike could see the VCR
clock. "I'm on duty at the fire department. I've got to go!"

"Have you cum yet?" Billy asked.

"Not yet, but don't worry about me. It's been great!" Mike said as he
pulled out. "I got to go."

"You will come back?" I asked. "We've enjoyed it."

"Wild horses couldn't keep me away. I'm on duty this weekend, so it may be
Sunday before I can get back." He gave Billy a few good by thrusts and
pulled out, went to the bedroom, showered, dressed and left.

"Nice guy!" Billy said.

"Were you enjoying that as much as it looked?" I asked.

"I sure was." Billy said. "I wish he had gotten me off though." I took the
hint and fucked him. After Mike marathon fucking, Billy was completely
relaxed. He made no effort to fight my thick meat.

"You enjoyed Mike? Did he find anything new in there?" I asked.

"Damn yes. And he did." Billy said. "He's long. He was rubbing some places
that had never been touched before. It's odd. Some of the most comfortable
positions were not as exciting as the uncomfortable ones. I could fall
asleep being fucked doggy style." He paused. "I admit, it would be a really
light sleep, but it would be sleep none the less." The doorbell rang. We
jumped into shorts and I went to the door. It was Ari, Gil and a third man
I didn't know.

"We've been trolling for cock and snagged us a good one." Gil said.

"I think we should at least say hello before we start describing new
acquaintance's genitals!" The voice was annoyed but good natured. "Hello.
I'm Robert Maxwell, retired minister and ornithologist."

"Hi, I'm John Newcome, retired building contractor, and I assume you know
Billy Prouste." I said.

"I think I have heard the name somewhere before." Robert said smiling. "I
had no idea Ari's friends included a celebrity." I first thought he was
60, but I realized he was closer to 70, with a close-cut beard and heavily
tanned face. "Are we all retired gentlemen?"

"Sex crazed retired gentlemen, I think would describe us better." Gil
said. "We've been doing the golden year's version of teen age sexual
exploration."

"So this is why you abandoned me here to John's cooking!" Billy said in
mock disgust. "Trying to hook and reel in an elderly sex toy?"

"I know it must be difficult to believe, but lust triumphed over my better
instincts. I'm sorry if we abandoned you to an after noon of televised
football." Ari said. "You must be board to tears, John. Billy is the worst
companion in the world when he's in front of a televised game." I caught
Billy looking at me. He winked, and I decided not to confess about of
adventure with Mike.

"You are a minister?" Billy asked.

"Yes. Actually, I am a recovering Bible Thumping Baptist." Robert
said. "I'm a reformed, Size Queen Baptist now. It's a new offshoot of the
denomination." We laughed.

"And Ari is your prophet?" I suggested.

"I'm not sure he is a prophet, but he certainly is an expression of divine
bounty! The earth is the Lord's and the wonders there on!" Robert said in a
strong preaching voice. "You may have guessed that my interpretation of the
Bible has loosened up a bit since retirement."

"Enough talking and introductions." Ari said. "Let's get naked and
play. Poor Billy and John have been playing monks since noon. They need
some recreation!"

We all stripped but before I could get a glimpse of Robert, he had attached
himself to Ari's expression of divine bounty, and the expression had
totally vanished in Robert's throat. It was like watching a snake eat an
a****l many times it size. Robert must have had a detachable jaw.

We all clustered around Robert and he tried to suck all of us, with a
frenzy that reminded me of a k** in a candy store. He didn't suck. He
engulfed cock, swallowed them whole. It was a remarkable show. Not only did
he suck us all, but he was good at it. It wasn't an assembly line to
Robert. He seemed to savor each cock and enjoy them all. He may have been a
size queen but he didn't short change those of us who were more modestly
endowed.

"So many cocks, so little time!" Gil said. I was trying to think of a quip
when Billy shot off, loudly and vigorously. Robert liked fresh cram too. He
then pushed me over the edge and took my load, then finished off Gil. He
saved Ari for the Grand Finale. In a minute and a half he had drained all
four of us. I couldn't figure out when he had time to breathe.

"Damn, that was good!" Billy said. "When I recover, I'll return the favor."

"No need, no need at all." Robert said. "You've given me what I like
best. I hate to seem overly direct, but your cum is more than enough for
me."

"Cock sucker, cum hound and preacher man!" Billy said. "That could take
some getting used to." I finally got a good look at Robert. He was in good
shape, there must have been a health club involved, very tan with an even
layer of white hair on his chest and with a trail of hair to is bush. He
must have shaved it and let it grow back for it to be so even. Then I
noticed a scar on his leg, and realized he had a bypass.

We all rested and I got a six pack out and passed it around. "OK, guys." I
said. "How did you go from a meeting of bird watchers to playmates?
Discussing sexual deviation in the bird world?" Gil looked shocked.

"How did you know?" He asked. "That's exactly what we were talking about."

"There are gay birds?" Billy asked, laughing. "Faggot Finches, swishy
swallows, Gay geese?"

"Damn right."Gil said. "The meeting had broken up and Robert was leaving
when he asked me if I had read Biological Exuberance, a book on
homosexuality in the a****l world. I had, but Ari hadn't so we discussed it
and one thing led to another."

"Are you k**ding?" Billy asked. "Not about the one thing to another, but
about gay birds? I though being gay was for humans only."

"Not at all. It seems homosexually is everywhere." Robert said. "Sodom and
Gomorrah exists in the a****l kingdom."

"You mean my dog, Angus, wasn't mistaken when he tried to hump my
neighbor's dog, Butch?" Billy asked.

"Well just asked yourself how many times you have screwed a man mistaking
him for a woman?" Gil said. "Dogs may be short sighted, but they can tell
that the dog has balls and a cock!"

"That fucker!" Billy said. "I owe him an extra can of chow. I just thought
he was the stupidest mut on earth, not a canine soul mate! "

"I have always had deep suspicions about monkeys in the zoo." I said. "And
barnyard a****ls seemed to have a free and easy approach to selecting
partners." We exchanged our experiences about alternative life style
a****ls and the conversation flowed, enhanced by a second six pack.

"This had turned into a discussion of the lifestyles of the furry and
feathered!" Ari said.

"It seems to be that we have the furry well covered in this room. I have to
get home tonight. Can any of you guys give me a second helping?" Robert
asked. He was gazing at Ari with a needful look in his eye.

"You take care of Ari. I'll take care of you." Billy said. "I always repay
my debts."

Ari was on the couch so Robert sucked him. Billy scooted under Robert and
began to milk him. Robert was good sized, uncut and, it turned out, was
able to keep a hard for hours. It was an all day sucker. I was going to
relieve Billy when Ari popped for the second time that night and Robert
lost his load at the same time. They broke apart and Robert dressed.

"Come back tomorrow for dinner." Ari said.

"I'd love to but I don't know if I have anything planned. My head is
spinning." Robert said. "Can I call you tomorrow?"

Ari told him that was no problem. Robert left.

"I hate to sound like an old man, but I need my beauty sleep!" Billy
said. "Can we have a sex free night? I'm dead!"

"I hate to sound like an old man too, but damn that sounds good." Ari
said. We all broke up and I had a good nights sleep.

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Some have requested for a sequel to this story so here it goes. Hope you enjoy it as much as the first or better. To recap, Larry happened onto a genie with a strange rule, whatever he wishes for the person he hates the most will get twice as much. In his case it was his mother-in law. To find out what happened with the wishes Larry made, you might want to read Genie's twice as much rule. The genie's twice as much rule (part 2) by E Larry was laying in bed with his wife...

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

There was once a family of three men, who were known locally as “The Three Bears” who lived in a cozy cottage in the woods where they worked as lumberjacks. There was great big, more than seven foot tall “Daddy Bear”, medium size six foot four “Uncle Bear”, and a shorter, eighteen year old “Junior Bear”. They got their name from the huge quantity of thick black body hair that covered them, complemented by bushy beards, their stocky stature (not to mention rather round bellies in the older two)...

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The Golden Rule

Introduction: Learn the rule and get what you want. The Golden Rule When I spread my legs, the world opens up to me. At least thats the rule I learned at a very early age. Its amazing how a simple little hole between my legs can have such a profound impact on the male of our species. Growing up with 3 brothers will make you become inventive, and a bit daring. It also teaches you the value of the most valuable commodity you have, your pussy. But the real weapon is in being a girl. Especially...

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Hogwarts Rule Book

while looking around Hogwarts a character finds a special book. The book allows rules and descriptions of students/teachers to be written and will make it seem natural to all but the owner of the book. uses it to make his stay at Hogwarts more enjoyable for any of the characters in any year that the rule book is found in . the rule book is found in the room of requirement on the seventh floor of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. in any year of hogwarts school of witchcraft and...

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SRU The Love Hate Rule

Author's Remarks: Hello all. Here is yet another one of my cracks at writing a story like this. I agree with some of you in that thinking my last (which happened to be my first) story seemed kind of rushed near the end. I apologize for that, and promise to take my time with this one. I hope you enjoy it. If you have any comments or suggestions, PLEASE leave them. Good or bad, they only help me write better stories for you. Author's Note II: I feel obligated to say that...

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NSFW Rule 34

Just going off the name, NSFWR34 ain’t the kind of website you should probably be browsing on company time. Then again, if you’re a professional masturbator like your old pal ThePornDude, it might be just the thing you need to brighten up your workday. The title shouldn’t be a mystery to anybody who’s spent their fair share of time shaking their dicks at the internet, but in case you’ve been sticking to the more wholesome parts of the web, allow me to break down the equation for you: it stands...

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Rule 34 Animated

Are you looking to jerk off to animated porn? The fuck you do. That’s precisely why you are here reading this. You know damn well, I’m your only hope when it comes to directing you to the best sources of porn where you can go about your filthy fapping habits. There are loads of porn directories out there, but more than half suck fucking balls. All of you should be calling me "el puto jefe" like the Spanish. Shit, you fucks should erect a fucking statue in my honor. Anyway, if you are looking...

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Xena Versus The Spartans

It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...

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Cuckold rules

This was written by a good friend of mine who we will call Tracy. She is in a cuckolding relationship with her white boyfriend Paul and her black master Sean. Sean had trained both Paul and Tracy in becoming slaves to his black cock and these are the genuine rules that Tracy wrote for her boyfriend and made him sign. Just for the record they are still together today and still owned by Sean. They wanted to share this to turn you all on abit and inspire over couples and cuckolds.Rules for cuckold...

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The First Rule Of A Fight Club Watch Party

“We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world,” I said, grinning knowingly.“We are?” The wrinkles of confusion above Danny’s elegant nose, marring his usually confident face, instantly took the wind from my sails.“You know – Fight Club.”“Oh, the movie, right? Never seen it.” He ran his hand over his close-cropped hair, a habit of his that never failed to draw my attention to the perfect dome of his head.“You haven’t seen Fight Club?” Chris asked, arriving at the table with the first...

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Sisterhood of Sin 2 Rule Number One

"For a few minutes, we've had seven members on our Red Council. What you do now determines whether we'll still have seven, or even whether you will still be able to honestly count yourself as a sister. Your coat and mask were bought at our expense. If necessary we'll be able to find a black card sister who would wear them, to carry on the legacy of Cate Blanc. If you fail to redeem yourself, you will leave here with neither of them." The prospect of losing my mask really hurts me. They must...

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The Devils Pact Tales The Number One Rule of RetailChapter 3 My Girlfriend is a Whore

Tuesday, June 11th 2013 – Kevin Mattock – South Hill, WA Yesterday had been so amazing. I made love with Jessie Smith, and I had never been happier. I had fallen in love with her on the day – January fourteenth, five months ago – she started working at Best Buy. And thanks to the 'Best Buy Incident' last week, Jessie had finally noticed me, and I finally had the courage to ask her out for coffee. And that somehow led to me making love to her in the Starbucks restroom. After work today, I...

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Freedom to Rule

The months spent there slowly dragged on into years, and as Mikael Stvanagratz grew bored several of the nearby villages, nestled within the mountain peaks, began reporting the disappearance of several teenage girls, ranging from thirteen through to seventeen years of age. They were never found. Mikael strode through the ancient corridors of the protected manor, admiring the skill of the artwork and sculptures decorating the safe house. Mikael turned left into his study and sat in a...

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Modern Relations part 01 Alexandra breaks a rule

Alexandra and Kevin made a point taking a break from their busy careers and social lives one Sunday of each month. Kevin called it Lazy Sunday. In typical fashion Kevin declared rules for this special day. He had a thing about rules Alex learned soon after they started dating. There were lots of rules in his place. Alex didn’t mind since most were sensible. Lazy Sundays had a special set of rules. Rule number one? No TV. So they typically spent the occasion reading, sunning, working out,...

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PentHouseGold

The footer at Penthouse Gold stamps a 2008 copyright date on the joint, which means it’s old as hell in Internet years. I bet all the old fuckers remember the Penthouse name from long before that, though. The brand got its start as an old-school paper porn rag in England way back in 1965, and I know some of you had your first fap to your dad or your grandpa’s copies hidden under his mattress. Before the Internet, these guys were some of the biggest names in the business alongside Playboy and...

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Black People Rule This Planet

Samuel Xavier here. A big and tall, openly bisexual Black male college graduate and urban fiction writer living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. I’ve lived in America for almost a decade, having moved here from the Republic of Haiti in the early 2000s. My history with America has been one of love and hate. A very complicated history. And that’s what today’s tale is all about. America is the land of the free. It’s also a land where Middle-Eastern people get harassed simply because...

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The Job Interview Rule 4

Caught In The Act!Gina Fellows was beginning to enjoy her experience working for the firm, especially the special 'perks' that came with the position. While some women, or even men, may consider what had happened as demeaning, she found herself titillated by sharing these 'special' moments with Mr. Rodriguez, aka Jimmy.As that second week continued on, Gina's mind wound back to that first time she met her new boss. Arriving at the office, expecting it to just be a standard interview to fill the...

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Rashidha Chap5 New rule

More time passed and I became better at fucking. I was juggling between school, tuition, homework and sex. My parents and I tried a different approach every time. We felt like a newly wed couple. Everything was new but still we couldn`t get enough of it. New rules were being made from time to time. They were more like temporary ones- they expired after 2 days or so. Because, of course, we would forget about it and come up with a new one. The rules were basically to spice things up. But we...

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The Paramount Rule

This story is a work of erotic fiction. All names, characters, places and incidents are either a product of the author's imagination or are used here fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locals or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.This is a story which goes right to the centre of the concept of ?no one wants anything more than that which they cannot have.? The subject matter is focused around the ultimate human need – the adolescent male and his urge for sexual...

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SeniorChapter 30 Rule number nine tilted

One night, I picked up the phone, thinking it was Adeline. "Sammy?" "Hi, Kelley, how are you?" I asked, trying to sound friendly. "Sammy, I'm making another trip to Seattle to meet Linda? It's next weekend, and she's asking if you'll be there. Naturally, I told her you would." "Gee, Kelley, I distinctly recall you agreeing to tell Linda that we're not together." "I couldn't. Please say you'll go with me. We'll have such fun. You won't be disappointed." "I'm sorry,...

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Cuckold Club Rules

“So tell me, why do you want your wife to fuck other men?”Julie and Juan looked at me expectantly. My wife Sheila were sitting in their living room, all four of us relaxing with drinks in hand, while their k**s slumbered upstairs. It was a suburban evening like any other, apart from the topic of conversation. I swallowed hard and said,“I have a small cock. I love my wife, and I realized that I can’t satisfy her by fucking her. I also realized that watching her have incredibly hot sex with...

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SeniorChapter 29 Rule number nine teetering

With only two months remaining in the school year, I was pressed for time. In addition to my class work, designing a nursing home for my architectural class and heading the ABT group project, the Florida house was beginning to take shape. We received word that the homeowners' association had approved our membership. Although time consuming, the above projects paled in comparison to my major project. Adeline's nightly telephone calls were the highlight of my day. They didn't take very much...

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Rule of Women

Chapter 1 *Disclaimer* The following story has a lot of sensitive elements. For one, women are ruling the world and the world being in a matriarchal society where men are essentially slaves. Second, mind control with women at the helm. Finally, there is incest within the story in a society that doesn’t have qualms about it. *Author’s Note* Well, this idea has been in my head for a while. Not a proud moment to write, but hey, sometimes the art dictates. My hope is that this...

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The future has changed since women rule

The year is 2232 and males have lost all rights. As the world is at peace, woman now ruled it and men are property now and they can not own anything; my father is a slave to his mistress, my mother, and I was born a boy. Now I am 16yr old guy due for selection, meaning I will become a girl or stay as a male slave; until then, my father must call us Miss. Boys must call all females Mistress (except our mothers as we just call them Mother), but girls can call their mother, mom or...

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Black Rule Girl Academy

Joyce glanced up from her new desk. She was the white principal of the all-white girl academy. They had raised the costs and everything else they could to prevent young black girls from entering to no avail. It had been a week now since about 30 of the girls joined, and already teachers and their fellow white students were complaining as well as several things happening in the school that just didn’t seem right. She had a meeting the earlier week with the teachers to ensure they enforce the...

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Cerulean DreamsChapter 2

Misty was jostled awake as the truck hit a bump in the road. Her sleep-blurred vision caught a passing road sign. "Route 3, Mount Moon next left," it read. "You're awake," said Miranda quietly, giving her lover a sideways glance as she drove and reached over to take her hand. Misty nodded. "I wasn't totally asleep," she replied, unbuckling her seat belt and sliding over closer to Miranda, "I was just thinking about the other day." Miranda looked thoughtfully out at the road...

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Rule of Woman Chapter 2

Chapter 2 When in Rome; Run The needle pierced skin as it slid into the flesh of Jared’s arm. Suppressing a wince, he watched as a petite female attendant in a lab coat push the plunger down. The liquid went painfully into the muscle of his arm. An arm that was sculpted with bulging veins. Once the pain dissipated, a warm sense of contentment washed over as the drug spread through his body. Then the affect happened. Against his will, he began to get horny. It made him painfully aware that...

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Rule of Woman CH 03

Chapter 3 Trades and Dollars Sada’s heels clicked loudly on the waxed floors of one of the FDD’s Central Leadership Halls. The clicks echoed past plane white walls under bright lights. At the Northern Amazonian Hall, everything concerning decorum sat hidden from the public eye behind heavy doors. Sada’s heels were just that. They didn’t lace up her legs and instead sat on her ankles. She wore a grey blazer, white blouse, stockings and a grey skirt. Many in the FDD would absolutely say she...

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