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Personals…My name is Ian. I am a six foot two, twenty- nine year old white male. I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday. I take good care of my body I eat well and have good hygiene. I have dated lots of women. But they all lack something. The sex is fair, we connect but I feel something missing from them. In my latest escapade for that special someone. The woman was everything I’d want. Legs that didn’t quit, ample breasts, shapely figure, athletic, smart, funny and had a seductive look...
Personals...My name is Ian. I am a six foot two, twenty- nine year old white male. I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday. I take good care of my body I eat well and have good hygiene. I have dated lots of women. But they all lack something. The sex is fair, we connect but I feel something missing from them. In my latest escapade for that special someone. The woman was everything I'd want. Legs that didn't quit, ample breasts, shapely figure, athletic, smart, funny and had a seductive look...
BDSMTHE SALESPERSON by The Professor Chapter One - The Big Sale I pushed the contract across the desk in front of my customer's face and said, "Just okay this and we can get started." He hadn't agreed to my contract; at least not in so many words. But I had been selling for my entire adult life, and I knew what to do. I had gotten him to agree to key parts of my presentation. When I sensed any reluctance, I drew back...
You awaken with a start to find yourself no longer on the plane you boarded on. Instead you're seated in a room that is almost entirely blue in color. Judging from the sound of it, you're on a train. You can hear the faint click clack of the train along the tracks...though as you look out the window, you see nothing but blue void. Your attention is quickly brought to the fact that you're not alone in this room. Sitting across from you is the...strangest looking man you have ever laid eyes on....
The Repairperson A drabble by Pamela The storm knocked down my phone line. The next day I could see the repairman up on the pole fixing my line. How funny, I thought, "he's" a woman working by herself. Later, I got a phone call. "I'm the repairwoman, checking that your phone is fixed." "Thanks," I said. "By the way, I can see that you're wearing a dress." Horrified, I looked out the window and saw her looking at me from two houses away. I shut the blinds and...
The Wish Shift Table of Contents Prelude: Wish Shift Part 1: The Winter of Her Heart Chapter 1: Reunions Chapter 2: Deflection Chapter 3: Armistice Chapter 4: Home, Sweet Home Chapter 5: Examinations Chapter 6: Template Chapter 7: Reactions Chapter 8: Pathways Chapter 9: Confrontation Chapter 10: Tabula Rasa Chapter 11: Zai Jian Part 2: The Blossoming of Her Spring Chapter 12: Revelations Chapter 13: Confessions Chapter 14:...
We dance tango because we have secrets - M.C.L. “How was school today?” Heather laughed. “Are you kidding? I didn’t go.” “Really? Why not?” “Didn’t feel like it.” “So you just didn’t go?” I asked incredulously. “Why bother? I felt like lying around, thinking of what a great weekend we just had. So I had a great day, actually! School will still be there tomorrow. It can wait. Thinking of the weekend couldn’t!” “It was pretty amazing,” I agreed. “Now we’re back to phone calls,” she...
One thing about traditional dating sites is that they are not wholly inclusive. Let’s face it, transgendered people face a lot of stigma and stereotype and coming out to date in the public is a bit tricky for them. Many of them live in fear of being victimized and judged and finding a dating site specifically suited for transgender dating is not entirely straightforward. Luckily, I’ve spent lots of ungodly hours looking for the best solution, and like the determined motherfucker I am, I come...
Hookup SitesMega Personals sound like a much bigger version of regular personals, so I wonder if I’ll meet any fat chicks on there. That’s all I’ve been banging on Tinder lately, plus I think I may have caught the coronavirus off that last chick. I’m hoping the Mega in the name refers to their overall caliber of service and available broads, not to their girth or vagina circumference. There’s only one way to find out, right?MegaPersonals.eu may have an EU in the link, but they’ve got personal classified...
Escort SitesEveryone who is looking for a kink partner, whether you are dom or a sub, you have them all neatly listed in a subreddit called r/BDSMpersonals/. This is a platform where all the naughty people of Reddit can post their wants and needs, who they are trying to find, and what turns them on. You can basically do the same, or you can respond to some of the things you see here.I think that this place is rather self-explanatory, but there are some shits that you might be confused by. So, if you want...
Reddit NSFW ListIt's one of those mornings. You peel open your eyes and wonder what the fuck happened to you last night. You breathe deep and stretch and it hits you – that smell. Pussy, come and desperation. Mmmm your favorite smell. Your face is sticky and your mouth tastes sour and thick, but damned if it's not the best way to wake up. Suddenly you remember being knuckle deep in a cunt you didn't yet know, remember the stretch and pull and the taste of it, and you drag your fingers under your nose just to...
Lesbian“Good morning”. My eyes opened rapidly as I heard: “Have you missed me? It’s only been three days, but I want you now.” I replied: “When would you like to get together?” She answered: “Well, guess I could wait two or three minutes. I’m right outside.” I opened my door. Her hug nearly knocked me over. I kissed her gently. We passionately hugged some more. I said: “Why don’t we sit down and get to know each other a little more?” We sat together on the couch, as her hand...
Jack wakes up to see a pair of soft blue eyes watching him. She smiles upon seeing him wake and roll over to face the ceiling. The interior of the house annoyed Jack in many ways, but the slanted cedar slabs cut by two long skylights was not one of them."Morning," says Marian beside him."Overcast," Jack replies."It was raining earlier," Marian says. "I enjoyed watching the water droplets fall down. They made little rivers along the glass.""I am glad we fixed those first,” he says,...
Love StoriesMy hand slipped in between my legs for a split second, adjusting my shorts and brushing over my mount ever so lightly. Did I mention I was impatient? With my mind wandering I quickly fell back into a light sleep, I must've been more tired than I thought I was. When I woke up it was about an hour and a half later, the light was still on but it wasn't really dark outside anymore. By now the cat had left and curled up somewhere in the living area. Outside it was gloomy, rainy, just how I liked...
Dad dropped me at the end of the bay by the headland, amongst the trees next to the BBQ area on the little patch of mown grass where families congregated on hot weekends to cook up and hang out. It was deserted this late in the year, and the rangers had closed down the grill and disconnected the gas knowing there wouldn’t be any more business till next may. I was so sure I had the place all to myself that I changed on the green, slipping off my sneakers, jeans and t shirt. I hadn’t put any...
I groan and push my face deeper into the warmth of the pillow. Hands run up and down my arms slowly bringing me out of my dreamy trance. "Maddie." Kayla says in a sing song voice. I sigh and finally roll over and see my beautiful black goddess with her head propped up on her elbow and smiling at me. Her curly black hair was cascading around her shoulders and her brown eyes looking at me lovingly. I smile back and cover my eyes with my hand. "Oh god. I don't think I'll ever get...
Impersonating an Impersonator "Rob, you need to do something. These paparazzi give me no peace. I don't want to talk about Alex." Melody Rodriguez, the glamorous up and coming star in Hollywood was in her plush suite at the Ritz Carlton hotel. She had been discovered about two years earlier. She modelled her looks on Marilyn Monroe with full blonde hair and full pouty red lips. Her 36-24-34 figure was a copy of Monroe. She was a few inches taller than Monroe's 5'5". She had...
Note: This story was inspired by a picture and caption by Morpheus. I asked him if he would like to collaborate on a story written around it and the rest is history. I did the first draft. Morpheus added and edited. Much of the warmth in the story comes from him. Impersonation By Eric and Morpheus Part 1 Thirty two year old Lyndsay McDonald was irritated at her thirteen year old son Todd. The boy was so irresponsible. She sighed. Why couldn't she handle him as well as...
[Attachment(s) from kimberly ott included below] "Chat-Room Impersonation" A Story by Kim Ott The internet is a strange place. When surfing it, participating in it, you can lose your identity, you really can become anyone. The anonymity of a chat-room is liberating, but what would happen if pretending had some sort of consequences? Little did I know, but I was about to find out. About a month ago I found out my kid sister was pregnant. I call her that, but in reality she's...
Teenage girl has sex with a customerDan answered the door, and there stood the neighborhoods most persistent salesperson. Opening it wide, he invited her inside, "Well hello, come in." The 18 year old did as asked, "And to what do I owe this pleasant visit?"Carolyn knew that Dan would insist on her giving the entire sales pitch, but she also knew he would buy whatever it was. The two had been doing this since she was old enough to go door to door. "Good morning sir, I represent Taylor High...
The following story contains characters owned by DC Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to make any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the author. It is free to be archived on any site wishing to do so, provided the author is given proper credit. I would really love to hear any comments you'd like to send me. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it! Rose and the Thorn: A Third...
For the last couple of months, Jaime hadn't been able to stop thinking about cock.And he couldn't help but regret his decision. Sure, switching to the graveyard shift had meant he'd be making more money and have more time during the day to paint, but he hadn't realized that this new graveyard shift schedule didn't mesh with any of his fuck buddies. And his mouth and ass had been frustratingly empty due to his lack of foresight.He'd managed to set up a handful of late-night blow 'n go's,...
Gay Male"Ohhh ... Who's that guy?" I asked my best friend, Sandy. "That's whatshisname, I forget ... He's in my chemistry class though." We were both looking at him. "He's pretty cute, but he doesn't say much." "He's obscenely cute," I replied, thinking I didn't really need him to talk, just looking at the boy was nice enough. "You can't be serious, Steph." Sandy shuffled books in and out of her locker and book bag. "What?" I looked all innocent, flashing her a smile to go...
Beverly, Ap?ritifs, and a series of Peculiar Mornings. The first time Charline and I met Beverly was at a meeting, back when we did graphic design labs, networking and installs for food companies. She was exceptionally good at first impressions. The building was still in construction, wire and dry wall and tools everywhere. Elevators with green dusty pads on the walls. Riding down the elevator to meet up with her, there was a sweaty, grisly and very bad smelling construction w...
JOSIE Okay, since I know this is going to sound a little crazy to you at first - understandably - let me just say that my name is Josie, and I'm the feminine persona of Joseph Sanders, or, Joe, as he's known to the few friends he had. Now, let me try to explain what I mean by "feminine persona" as best I can. As best as I can put it, Joe and I are absolutely separate personalities. The only difference between our personalities and the kind of stuff you see in mental wards and...
Marching down the marble hallway, his personal police protection trailing behind, Eric ignored the stares. He heard an active discussion unfolding, echoing into the halls. From what he could gather, the argument was between Isaac and Rep. Wilson. When he pushed open the doors to the committee room, few noticed since all eyes were focused on the squabble. It took several moments, but people began to recognize him. As the cameras finally focused on him approaching the defense table, everyone...
Introduction: I love young men. I love their innocence, their energy, their lust for life. I love how excited they get, and how hard they stay. I love the embarrassment they experience if, and when they cum too quickly and how with the slightest encouragement, they are hard and ready to go again after they cum. But most of all, I love knowing that they will never forget the intimacy of their encounters with me and that they will be better, more considerate lovers after spending some time with...
MILFI sat in the middle of the bench seat while Mark drove his truck, and Chris sat on the other side of me. It was nice being between those two boys like that. I had the most handsome boy in school on one side of me, and the prettiest boy in school on the other, and you'd be hard pressed to find a sixteen year old girl who wouldn't have traded places with me in a heartbeat. "Chris' dad is George Wheelock, have you heard of him?" I asked Mark and Chris made a little groan next to me, so I...
Most days I am completely convinced I have multiple personality disorder. All the different emotions run through my body at any given moment, surging to the surface or getting locked away deep within myself. Each personality fights for her own space, her own unique needs, all while trying to please the beast within my groin as well.My dominant personality is Amanda. She is crazy and funny and happy all the time. She likes cuddles and sensual love, believes in true love and expects romance. She...
True"What did your mom say?" Mark asked me, sitting on the bed with his back against the wall. "She asked me how we're doing," I replied, looking down at my hands. They weren't doing anything special though. "She wanted to know why I had birth control pills in my locker at school." "My dad wouldn't talk to me," Chris sighed. He was laying on the bed sideways, near the foot of it, with his head down over the edge. His long blonde hair fell almost to the floor. "That sucks." I sat...
Despite the wake, despite the funeral, Alicia just refused to believe Rico was really gone. It had been a little over a week since her man had died and she still couldn't get her mind around the situation. He'd always seemed so strong, so in control. She had always known that his world was violent and that there were dangers in it but she'd never truly believed the violence would touch the man she loved. With her, with Amelia, he had always been so gentle that it was sometimes possible to...
Spring Mornings The cold, bitter air of winter blew harshly down the street and against Dan's frail body. He had wrapped himself tightly with his coat but it didn't stop him from shivering from the icy air that blustered from the purple, twilight sky above him. Winter has a hold over Springhill, covering every surface with a nice layer of fresh snow. Dan shook the snow that cling onto his jacket and enter his front door. "I hate this weather," Dan said darkly. His mood was not...
"I should have followed my instinct and not attend that party," I said to myself as I entered my room and removed my Halloween costume.As I undressed I had to concentrate to clear the image of the full red lips and tiny pink tongue of the Corpse Bride licking and kissing the head of my cock. Just thinking about it caused my groin to stir."How did this happen?" I asked myself.It had not been a good end of summer. First, I lost my job and struggled to find another. By the time I did, I was broke...
Incest"I should have followed my instinct and not attend that party," I said to myself as I entered my room and removed my Halloween costume.As I undressed I had to concentrate to clear the image of the full red lips and tiny pink tongue of the Corpse Bride licking and kissing the head of my cock. Just thinking about it caused my groin to stir."How did this happen?" I asked myself.It had not been a good end of summer. First, I lost my job and struggled to find another. By the time I did, I was broke...
IncestCopyright© 2004 "You want to what??? Change into a woman? Complete with breasts and... ? Biting off a bit more than you can chew, aren't you, my dear?" "Belle, will you lay off me with your doubts and second-guessing and above all, your damnable nagging and leave me in peace for a change!" Dressing up as a woman was nothing out of the ordinary for Frank. He had done it often enough. Transvestism was the current fashion in the academic set, and even drastic cross-gender behavior was...
October 18, 1990, Chicago, Illinois “Thanks for having lunch with me today,” Father Basil said after I received his blessing. “I enjoy these lunches,” I said. “I was just surprised that you called because I’m usually the one who arranges them.” “I enjoy them also, Steve. But I have a question for you,” he said. “How would someone who is not in school in Chicago have a chance to compete for an open position at your company?” I started laughing, “You, too?” “I’m sorry? What?” he replied,...
So here I was, I had arranged to meet someone at the hotel while my husband actively encouraged it. Well, it wasn’t so much that I had arranged it, my husband had. I was encouraged to meet this guy called Richard. We had exchanged emails a few times from an erotic story site that I frequent and I was seduced by his manner. He talked about what he would do with me, how he would fuck me and how he would make me do things before he would let his cock anywhere near me. This intrigued me, it brought...
MatureFirst Time Meeting In PersonThe turbulence did nothing to calm the butterflies in my stomach as this five hour flight neared its termination. I was flying across the country to meet a woman I'd met online only a few short months ago and the anxiety of going this far to meet a stranger had my insides doing flips. The fasten seat belts sign lit up and brought with it a momentary distraction from my plight as I clicked my buckle together and listened to the captain tell us we were nearing our...
Missing Person By jessicablank Chapter 1 -- The Discovery Detective Jake Diamond watched through a pair of binoculars from his perch in a tree outside the mansion. Nighttime shrouded the estate in darkness, but the garden in the distance was brightly lighted under its glass roof. Mz. Dominica's servants -- slaves? -- were all around the garden, serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres to guests. Their black rubber uniforms glinted in the lights from overhead. Jake could hear music playing...
Beauty Salon Receptionist Person Just two years ago, I seemingly had it all. I was Daniel Watson, mid- level executive with a leading apparel manufacturer. At age 39, I had a great bachelor pad, a BMW in the garage, and played golf at an exclusive country club on the weekends. At work, I had a beautiful corner office, with the hottest secretary on the planet. I hired Rebecca because she looked like Eve Mendes?but she was actually very competent as a secretary. She dressed in skin...
September 11, 1988, Chicago, Illinois I walked home slowly, trying to figure out what was going on with Jolene. The problem was that Hope kept popping back into my mind and I couldn’t banish the thoughts. I tried hard, because the last thing I needed was a relationship with a fourteen-year-old. My real concern had to be with Jolene, and whatever the problem was. I tried to piece together the small bits of evidence that I had. She’d been upset about not being promoted and hadn’t been able to...
Rodger wondered for a long time about his brother, a trip to some off shore isle of fun and tom-foolery and he never returned home. Rodger had to wait until he was of age, and when he had saved enough money, he too booked bus fare and went looking for his long-lost brother. The sunny Gulf of Mexico and a rust bucket of a ferry boat delivered him to the island amusement park. As the boat arrived and before the vacationers could disembark, Rodger stood peering down on crated donkeys, cattle,...
FantasyBest of Enemies 6-7: Start with a Split Personality By Ron Dow75 6: How Do You Trump a Supergirl? The teen who'd started the day alone in the woods with a father who was determined to, finally, make a man of him, now found herself looking up into the face of a neighbor who held her up off the floor in her strong arms. "Curr... Curry, what are you doing?" the teen said in a voice so gentle, she had to remember to put power into it. "What you think I'm doing." Curry Nestor's...
HumorI have spent nights, just wondering what it really would be like to curl up in your arms at night, and I in some ways know already, because I feel you near me so often. Just thinking of climbing into bed and just feeling your naked body pressed so close against my back, your arm holding me close and feeling so content and safe in your arms and drifting into such a peaceful sleep. Waking just a few hours later to feel soft kisses on my neck, and your hand tracing patterns over my...
This story will not be an easy read. For that I do not apologize. That morning almost three thousand people lost their lives including 19 terrorists. The dead became instant heroes to a nation reeling from the shock. But the truth is that they were just human beings like you and me. Some of them good and some horribly flawed. As well as loving mothers and sisters, devoted fathers, brothers, uncles and sons, there were also alcoholics, drug abusers and yes, both the victims of domestic violence...
Nelson Enterprises - Bill Nelson - the morning after. Sorry to take so many weeks but I've worked hard on this story and the edits. I hope it shows. Returning to Bill Nelson's story, we find Bill waking Saturday morning and learning what a grueling routine his female drill sergeant has planned for him to trim down for the Ball. Barb has already taken off to play basketball with the guys but Bill will learn that it takes hard work to be a successful lady of leisure and Barb was...
I Wake Up One Morning... I wake up in my wife's body in a changed world of dominant and aggressive men and submissive and horny women. How and why did this happen? Will things return to normal and if so, how? And will it happen before I lose myself as Melissa? And how many violations at the hands of men will I have to suffer on the way? James Smith - The Husband Melissa Smith - The Wife Ms. Jameson - The head of Clerical and Admin VP Carl Angstrom - The head of the...
Julie: Whenever I look back on the improbable way we met I have to laugh. Here this great looking guy, my next-door neighbor who came knocking on my door and told me he was standing on the other side of my door naked. He said he wanted to come in. I looked out the peephole at him and saw he was indeed naked. But he also looked very ill at ease, not at all as if he wanted to break in and do me harm. He kept shifting his weight from one foot to the other and looked over his shoulder toward...
Copyright© 2003 by Carlos Malenkov "You're what? How old? Eighteen? And you've never had a date?" Beth knew she was hopeless. Grossly overweight and ugly. Totally inept when it came to dealing with people one-on-one. Maybe she should resign herself to living the rest of her life without companionship. Finally dying as a dried up old maid. Alone. Forever. Freshman English Comp was one of the few classes she enjoyed. The instructor, Professor Wilmington ("Just call me Prof."), calmly...
One of my sweet readers asked what i wear when in write my stories— Mostly it’s nothing exciting..whatever i happened to be wearing…at computer on the desk. But when i’m expecting a real serious xhamster session i spice it up — i think you’ll like it. i use a big over-stuffed chair in the den and put the notebook computer on a tray-table, sort of like a TV dinner table, that i can pull up close for comfortable viewing and typing. To save the upholstery i sit on a big bath towel folded over...
One of my sweet readers asked what i wear when in write my stories---Mostly it's nothing exciting..whatever i happened to be wearing...at computer on the desk. But when i'm expecting a real serious xhamster session i spice it up -- i think you'll like it.i use a big over-stuffed chair in the den and put the notebook computer on a tray-table, sort of like a TV dinner table, that i can pull up close for comfortable viewing and typing. To save the upholstery i sit on a big bath towel folded over...
The Morning After The smell of fresh brewing coffee, bacon frying and eggs woke me up the next morning. I smiled. It took a minute or so to appreciate the reason I have a mustache. I took a deep breath and as much as I love the smell bacon, eggs and coffee, from my mustache came the scent of Denise’s pussy and ass. That over took my mood and my dick started to get hard. I jumped out of bed and went straight to the bathroom to take a piss because I know how hard it is to piss with a hard on...
Our bed isn’t large. Though it’s more or less as large as it could be, within the constraints of the room. Our bedroom isn’t large either. Between the walls and the bed, there’s only enough room for single-file access to the cupboards and the bedside cabinets. There's some disarray to be found, if one were looking, and further chaos can be discovered behind the cupboard doors and inside the drawers. More about the contents of those drawers later on.She’s lying between us, still sleeping, her...
ThreesomesSaturday, April 23, 2005 I woke up at 4am as expected, and felt fine. It didn't look like Ava had moved all night, so she was conveniently still on her back. I reached over to turn on one of the bedside lamps, put a rubber on, then pushed the covers down, spread Ava's legs, and moved so I was between them. I went down on her, to get her as aroused as I could, and even to get her off if it went that long. Her being asleep didn't change most of her body's reactions, which I knew well by...
That morning the blue sky I was looking at from our bed seemed clearer and more blue than ever before and that memory is burned forever into my mind because it was that morning that I told Claire that I wanted to start dressing again. It had been 3 years since I explained to Claire about my cross-dressing history. I'd been dressing in private since I was a small child and was a part of my life but that I would try to keep it out of our relationship and keep things simple. At the time...
I heard Robins singing outside my window in early April when Jimmy rolled over on top of me. His morning wood pressed against me. The grin on his face told me what he wanted. Although, I was tired and barely awake after last night’s love making and multiple orgasms, I knew there was no way I could say no. ‘Looks like you are interested in an encore Jimmy.’ I leaned over to the nightstand and looked at my iPhone. ‘Jimmy it’s your lucky day we have time for a quickie. Your morning wood...
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” Ferris Bueller Have you ever thought of hosting a party in the middle of the desert and inviting 70,000 people? Well Larry did and John finally went. _________________________________________ The Present- “Smelling the Roses” It was the morning after the Sunrise Dance. John’s head was pounding with the dull throbbing pain of a heavy hangover. What a spectacular fucking night. It had been years...
Love StoriesSmartballs. The things of legends. A tight poonani is a happy poonani. Or a happy man. A happy someone!!! Who cares!! Tell me you aren’t saying that line out loud while at work. Wait a moment, who am I kidding!!! I hope to hell you are! Well lets go back a few days shall we? I was getting ready for work the other morning when I discovered there was a friend online. For some unknown reason this man has the uncanny ability to drive me over the edge. I mean lucky man. Or would it be lucky me?...
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