Not Your Average Jane
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"…and this is the master bedroom."Nancy caught her breath. The only thing she noticed was the hook.The rest of the house had been so-so in an okay-but-nothing-special kind of way. She was looking for a two-bedroom detached property. The location and price were more important than anything else. This one was inching over the top edge of her limit, but prices were usually negotiable and, now that she’d seen the hook, she was extremely tempted. Even if she couldn’t afford the place, she knew she...
Or the boyfriend who bought a dog, apparently. He leads me to our spare room, and there is scuffling behind this door as well. He opens it after warning me that “He’s kind of big!” I take a step back from the door as a huge German Shepard puppy slams into me, his paws on my chest. He’s full-grown, but still quite young. Jasper explains that he’s a puppy, but he’s fully grown and could use someone who wouldn’t get upset trying to train him. German Shepards are incredibly smart he says. They...
Bobby's secretary looked over her desk at the tall, well-built man standing in the lobby waiting for his appointment. Few things surprised her anymore; she had worked for Mr. Tyler for several years and was very good at judging people. But this man scared her. He had been pacing around the office like a caged wolf, pausing at the apex of each circuit to check his appearance in the mirror at the end of the room. While his hand-tailored suit spoke of refined tastes and high quality, the scars...
A tongue in cheek look at what happens when sissies, along with those who love them, get together for a fun-filled evening. "Just Another Average Night On the Farm" By: Simonne Danielle © 2008 - 2009 All Rights Reserved [email protected] Tonight was gonna be a special night as far as I was concerned. My plan was to help Laurie's mom get ready for her date and get her out of the house as quickly as possible. Once Evelyn was gone we'd have all evening for...
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This is the conclusion of my Average Joe series. Thank you to all who followed it through. A special ‘Thank You’ to WanderingScot for taking the time to edit this story for me. Chapter 7: The conclusion When I last left off I had Ariel lying on my bed naked. To me she was the most beautiful girl in the world and I told her so, ‘I feel funny lying here naked and you staring at me,’ Ariel responded. ‘If I didn’t love you and trust you so much I might be a bit worried.’ ‘Just give me a sec....
It was time for me to move on. My SUV was parked in long term parking at the airport. I figured that should give me about two weeks before someone notices the car had been there too long. I walked toward the Delta terminal carrying only my brief case and a travel case. I had all my ids in the brief case, a few thousand dollars in assorted bills, and my travel documents. Everything would appear perfectly normal unless you actually knew me. You see all the documentation was in a different name,...
“Absolutely unfathomable,” Ch’teek chittered, watching the screen. “How has your species managed to survive this long given your mating habits?” We were watching the latest incarnation of the TV series “Average Joe” — and as usual, the producers couldn’t leave well-enough alone and shipped in a ringer at the last minute. The handsome blond Brad Pitt look-alike swept the female contestant off her feet in record time, leaving the decent guy she was about to settle upon standing around looking...
You are John. In almost all ways, you are an unremarkable nerd. You’re average height. Scrawny. You have exactly 2 friends. Hell, even your grades are all Bs and Cs. And you’re a virgin. But, in one way over the summer leading up to your senior year, you became above average. Very above average actually. You had a growth spurt of quite a few inches. Just not where you expected. Over 3 months your dick went from “meh” to “alright" to “pretty good" to “big” to “HOLY SHIT!” and after that point...
TeenMichelle Williams was a smoking hot 22 year old legal secretary. She was tall, blonde and had a killer, voluptuous body that drove men wild. The busty blonde still lived at home with her father and stepmother, as well as her young 18 year old stepbrother Hugh. Michelle was currently single, but never had too much trouble getting guys, most of them easily drawn to her curvaceous body and open sexual nature. Where Michelle was popular and outgoing, her Hugh stepbrother was the exact opposite....
Lacey quivers under the gentle pressure and heat that the four hands provided.Her eyes rolled back, briefly remembering how the night came to this. "I'll trade you my two utilities for Reading Railroad." Jesse sat back, frantically examining...
So far my above average Johnson has been a well-kept secret. Obviously the guys on the teams have seen it in the shower and might have buzzed it around that I have a pretty good sized pecker, but so far that hasn’t helped me with the ladies at all. My pesky 15 year old sister has tried to peak at me in the bathroom a few times and who knows who she told what she saw. I’ve had a few girl friends of course, but being only averagely aggressive not much has happened there. So, I spend a fair...
This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out his cell phone and made one call. The thugs thought he was calling the cops, but Joe called his army instead. ‘Go ahead and call the cops,...
X-post (greatperssonhooray)Growing Pains 2: Above AverageWhile I was greatly enjoying the changes, they were not without difficulty. Taking care of my breasts and their associated lactation was beginning to be a part-time job. The struggles continued to grow at the same pace as my breasts. That is to say, very rapidly.Thanks to my breast pump, I tended to be sufficiently empty before school which greatly reduced my anxiety and paranoia. No longer did I have to worry about my breasts bursting at...
"You marry me. I have money." The hot tight bodied female asking for my hand in matrimony was holding out a tight roll of American currency in her hand. Now having girls giving me money and asking for marriage is not something I have happen a lot. This brings up the big question-Why? Was her plea for us to be wed in married bliss due to my stunning good looks? Hardly-sure I was fit and trim at a little over 5 foot 6 inches, but at best my looks could be described as "ordinary or...
Joey Harris concludes his eulogy “With Old Ernie keeping three crop dusters in the air, it was sure as eggs were eggs that I would fly with Papa as soon as I could sit upright on a sack of cornmeal so I could see out of the cockpit. So, it didn’t take long before I was doing the flying while Papa operated the sprayer from the passenger seat. Momma, being the driving force she was in the family, was also solo flying planes, she learned to fly solo while I was still in diapers and she was a...
Mary tells her story: First, I want the readers to know that I'm not a whore, slut or what they call a cougar. Joey and I are just close friends. I have never gone after young men in my life. There was just something special about Joey. I was a lonely person since my divorce two years ago. I didn't date but at times would have liked to have sex but had no contact with other men. I did have my vibrators which I used if it was necessary. My kids were my life. Joey is a happy, yet sad young...
Anjelica Harris narrating I could see the tears roll down my Joey’s cheeks as he finished saying goodbye in front of all our family and friends to the only real father he knew. I felt the tears running down my cheeks, too. The woman standing next to me put her arm around me. I knew her, by face if not name, but she knew me and she must’ve known Joe and loved him too. He had just so much to give, everybody loved Average Joe Harris. The coffin was laid on the shoulders of eight sorrowful but...
I showed up at Martha's house on New Year's Eve. There were quite a few people there. Lee (Martha's husband) came over and handed me a beer. I thought about telling him I was only twenty but decided, to hell with it. I was going to have a good time. Most of the people at the New Years party were probably in their thirties on up. I recognized a few people from work and even a few regular customers that I have seen at the store. It seemed as though most people were couples but I also...
100% fiction! Many years in the past me and my sister were always in what we called "love". Kissing each other on the lips as a goodbye, playing doctor still at the age of 19, saying I love you was a regular thing between me and my sister, but now... Saying I love you randomly is all a distant memory ever since she moved away to live with Dad in England. Well now I'm 27 and mom died leaving the house and its many bills in my inheritance. I took up a couple part-time jobs after finishing...
IncestDr. Lewis was ill tempered when he unlocked his office door. It was a little after eight and he had sessions back to back through out the day. He hated it when Ginger booked them like that. He needed time to recuperate and ground himself. He was doing memory work with some of his clients and that kind of therapy could be intense. He ached for Thursday – two days to go before he could see her. In his journal, which stayed in a locked drawer in his office at home, he had started referring to...
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A Little Nookie While Playing Hookie (part 1) As I watched his car drive away I wondered how this would change things at work. Since I work for a utility company with 49 other men, what happened today could change things forever. The company I work for has a policy about staying home sick. It penalizes you the same for a one day absence as a 5 day absence so of course everyone stays out the full 5 days. Who am I to buck the system? For me this meant 5 days of letting my hair down,...
Koontz was a useless decadent fat fuck, Bachman decided as he slipped out of his room in the dark hours of the morning. How the greasy slab of lard had ever gained control over the west side was a mystery to him. Well it wouldn't be a mystery for long, Bachman thought as he checked the corridor outside. It was empty. Bachman wasn't surprised. Security was a joke. He hadn't seen a guard since he'd left his car and been shown into the building. At the door he'd been greeted by Koontz...
Hacker slice-of-life: an introspective moment with someone who got a lot more than she expected from his old equipment. ------------------------------------------------------------ Hookups --Kiai 29aug04/13jan05 'It's all about the hookups. A place to stay; a place to work; a place to eat; a place to browse... and time to get used to it all.' That was her short list: that was what you needed when you stepped through the...
"Mr. Pendrill," Cecily frowned, glancing at him seriously. "Are you listening to me?" Howard glanced up. "Of course," he stammered. Cecily double blinked. She raised a cool, lazy eyebrow, and her face hardened. "Are you sure, Mr. Pendrill? You don't appear to be listening." "Yes, of course I'm listening!" But Howard wasn't listening. He was thinking: dreaming. He was lost in his local theatre with Lucy on stage; a packed house around her, and the excited buzz of opening...
My name is Kate and I am 28 years old. I have been married for 5 years and have a little boy. I started smoking when I was 14 and just before I gave birth I was smoking 20 a day. I managed to cut back but soon after giving birth I was quickly back to 20 a day again. Whilst my husband has never smoked, he has never pressurised me to quit. That was until our little son had arrived. I love smoking. Despite all the negatives, I find nothing better than kicking back lighting up and indulging in...
I finally received a decent hit off of the CEP (Companion Exchange Program), so we set up a time and place to meet on Saturday. That, of course, meant dealing with my cousins, Marylyn and Paula ... oh, for joy, for joy. “What’s wrong, cuz? Can’t get it up for a little incest?” Marylyn taunted. “Not that we’d ever have sex with you anyway. We need a real man,” Paula chimed in, not to be outdone by her twin sister. “Now, you listen to me you little bitches, the only reason I agreed to this...
I had flowers in one hand and candy with a Valentine’s Day card in the other. ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, Princess,’ I said with a big smile as soon as she answered the door. I handed her the white roses, Godiva chocolates, and her Valentine’s Day card. I leaned in for my reward hoping to kiss her on the lips, but I kissed her on the cheek instead, when she rolled her eyes and turned her head before giving me a look of annoyed indifference. Had this been the first time she acted like this to me,...
Chapter 5: Still looking for the right woman Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. ‘Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early.’ ‘Why didn’t you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up.’ ‘She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?’ ‘A...
Hi there my name is Karen, AKA Fat Cunt Pig, The story I am is called my Average Friday night, It is a true story, My friend adrian aka reposterman as just slitely reworked it.I chose clothes that would look great on a normal woman. I had on what you see in the photo My make-up was thick with lots of pink blusher and shiny wet-look red lipstick. I asked my Master to wait in the sitting room as I had a surprise for him. I entered and knelt in front of him telling him I was only here to be used...
Before we move on maybe I should fill you in a bit about my family, because this next bit is where it gets good. Don’t worry… it's coming. My name is Lisa, and I am 18 years old. I live at home with my mom Rebecca and my brother Max. Max is 22 and became the man of the house after our dad passed away 5 years ago. Max took this pretty hard and took his new role very seriously. He felt a tremendous amount of pressure to provide for us and look out for us. He was very protective of his family...
Anjelica Harris Listening to Joey talk about those old days, I I remembered that I had fond memories of that old dairy and the Milk Bar which was opened up in the front of the dairy in Main Street. We made small experimental batches of ice cream in the dairy and we needed somewhere to sell it. That milk and soda bar turned out to be a goldmine almost immediately and was the place to be seen in town from 1932 onwards. Thinking about Joey and Joe, took me back to two events that changed my...
Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. "Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early." "Why didn't you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up." "She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?" "A police officer saw me walking and...
"Joe, according to your CIP evaluation, your current knowledge either matches or, in most cases, exceeds that of most graduate-level college professors. Therefore, it is simply a waste of your time and talents to remain in a high school. To that extent, with your permission, of course, the Consensus would like to issue a directive to your school stating you have met the requirements for graduation, and are entitled to your diploma. You should receive it no later than this coming Friday. We...
It had been two days since I’d been able to see Tom. Megan, who refused to leave the hospital, was by his side when I’d arrived. He was awake and alert, but there had still been no change to his lower body paralysis. “What the hell do you want?” Megan shouted at me as I walked in. “Now, honey, Joe isn’t the bad guy here; he’s not the one who shot me,” Tom said. “Maybe not, but if it wasn’t for him none of this would have happened,” she complained. “Megan, I willingly jumped in front of...
The HookHome for the Christmas holidays. I was eager to show off the new skills I had learned but Mom never joined me at the piano except to stand behind me while I played. My hopes for a replay of summer's end, especially another 'broken' heel incident, dwindled with each passing day. Christmas day passed uneventfully and we were approaching the last day of the year when Mom asked me if I would play a piece or two at the New Year's Eve party my parents were hosting that night. "Sure, what...
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Incest"Thanks again Mum." Kate was hugging her 5 year old son as she spoke to her Mum. "That's ok dear, you go and have a good time. If John can have a week playing golf in Spain, the least you deserve is a night out with friends!""You be a good boy for Grandma" she said to her son."I will" came the reply.At that Kate Stephens headed for her car and the short journey to Lucy's. If her Mum had known the truth about their plans for tonight there was no way she would have volunteered to babysit! Kate...
From part 3: Anne had frantically keyed into the house, and with her makeup streaming down her face, she made a beeline straight to Rachel and hugged her tightly, kissing her directly on the lips. Rachel could see Ryan standing behind Anne over her shoulder. The expression on his face was one Rachel had seen on his face many times on television but almost never in real life. It was a look of pure befuddled amusement. Especially as the kiss lingered even after Rachel looked, with sheer panic at...
The train's busier than usual... The familiar crowd on the platform push and shove their way into the carriage... But I'm not in the mood, can't be bothered to fight for a seat...I lean back against the wall of the vestibule...today I'm just going to stand, play on my phone.A couple more stops and more people get on, edging their way down into the carriage... I move back against the wall, to let them past. You stop in-front of me, holding the handrail, bumping backwards into me as the train...
“Oh good, you’re home,” my mother announced upon my entrance through the door. “Yes, Mom, this is Major Johnson. He is temporarily acting as...” I started to say. “Your bodyguard, yes, I know. It is a pleasure to meet you, Major, and I want to thank you in advance for any effort you put forth in keeping my son safe,” she said graciously. “The pleasure is all mine, ma’am, and I will try not to be too much of an inconvenience to you or your family during my stay here.” he assured her. After...
When we arrived at school, Major Johnson excused himself to use the restroom. He’d already witnessed a demonstration of my self-defense skills, so he knew I could take care of myself if the situation called for it. I assured him I’d be fine standing out in the hall for the few minutes it took him to “do his business.” My father had been training me in martial arts sparring for years and, even though I didn’t particularly enjoy it, I still learned how to defend myself well enough to keep him...
It was Mikes fiftieth birthday and his family had thrown him a huge outdoor BBQ party to celebrate. There was his wife, Claire, to whom he’d been married for twenty-six years and the love of his life. His daughters: Dana, who was twenty-five, Erin, who was twenty-three, and Samantha, who came unexpected a little later in life and was seventeen. There was also his grandson, Charlie, (Dana’s son) who had been born only six months earlier. Mike loved being a grandpa and he saw Charlie as the son...
CheatingIt had been nearly three months since Rachel, a nanny for world famous celebrity couple, Ryan and Anne, had seduced Ryan in her guest house one night after work. Since then, they sought out every chance they could to be close together, even if nothing sexual could come of it. During a few trips out taking the kids shopping, some tabloid photos showed up. Rachel panicked when Anne brought them to Ryan and Rachel, but she quickly realized that Anne thought it was a huge joke. Ever since the...
“I’ll blow you for your story,” she stated like it was the most natural thing in the world. “Excuse me?” I asked, totally stunned by her offer. “I said I will give you a blowjob if you let me print your story,” she clarified. “I’ve got twenty open slots to fill. What makes you think I need a blowjob from you?” I questioned. “Rumor has it this is your second visit to the companion selection area today. Have you had any auditions yet?” She asked, obviously knowing what my answer would...
(This is a chyoa version of a story I am writing on Hentai Foundry. You can find it by searching there for Unnoticeable by Galloway.) Alex just wanted to be invisible. He had just seen his long time crush, Sasha, flirting with some guy he didn't even recognize. As he walked through the halls of his high school, dodging people to get to class, he tried to be angry at her, but really he knew it was his own fault. This was the first semester where he had actually gotten to sit next to her in...
Mind ControlAt work, I and a co-worker had been talking about a hypnotist that was coming to town with his show. My co-worker told me he knew somebody who could do that as well and we agree to go see him sometime. So a few days pass by and we go to see him with a whole group from work. He does his routine, and I'm told I have eaten sour grapes like they were oranges and that kind of stuff. What they actually did, I find out the next day. I go to work, and I felt the need to dress really sexy that day....
By Dina PetroBeing a real naughty, sex loving woman, I have done many naughty, erotic things such as wearing real sexy, slutty clothing, I would even use my body for some benefits here and there at work, like asking for favors from colleagues offering my body and sex in return. I would also face a few cases at work here and there of such manner with clients or strangers doing what is called sex for benefits or even for its indirect prices, no doubt it is called prostitution one way or another,...
Meister – T – http://xhamster.com/users/meister-tErziehungsplattform Mann – Frau – Sissi – Paare Frau und MannAus dem Leben eines Meisters.Sissi "Schwanz und Eier "Hooking"Ein Meister – der sehr strenge –packt die Eier enge –drückt sie – bis auf Boden –haut dann noch – die Hoden,an diesem schönen – Leiden –tun sich gerne – weiden –Sissis – und der edle Mann –der so immer – gerne sann –zu dienen – einem Meister –der auch kennt – die GeisterHeute ist ¬ die große Feier ¬denn erzogen ¬ werden Eier...
Wednesday evening I visited Janet’s house to meet her folks. Her mother had previously invited me to supper, but after discussing it with Major Johnson; we determined it was best that I declined her offer, as there was still a safety risk to consider. Not wanting to offend her parents, I told them that my parents were hosting a small dinner party that evening, and I already agreed to attend it. That meant I could duck out early without appearing rude or risking hurting anyone’s feelings for...
I was running a little late the next morning and just barely made it to class before the bell rang, so I naturally assumed most people had already read the article, though I had no idea how they would react to it. I really didn’t expect a lot to change; because all I did was confirm a few rumors that everyone already suspected were true anyway. I made it through my morning classes and a speedy meal break without much fanfare. I was standing by my assigned padded table, looking around the room...
There was a knock at the door. I got up and walked over, checked the peephole first, saw it was a woman and opened the door. She was at least six feet tall, had long raven black hair, pale skin, deep blue eyes and smallish but perky breasts. Her nipples showed some through the fabric of her short, hot pink dress. “Hello. May I please come in,” she asked with a nearly perfect smile. I stepped back, pulling the door open wide, swinging my arm in a wide arch waving her in. As she walked past I...
Many tears were shed on the day of our extraction, and I’m not ashamed to say that some of them were my own. Even though my group and I had been preparing ourselves for the journey, I couldn’t begin to describe the anguish we all felt at having to leave our planetary home. Not for the first time, I questioned whether or not my plan was the proper course of action to take. Was that really the best I could devise, or did I give up too soon on finding a solution that would allow us all to stay...
Like I stated earlier, I had no doubt that my father's plan would be rejected, as I'd discovered that one very similar to it had previously been attempted by another species several years back, with disastrous results. When I tried to convey that to him, he simply dismissed me as usual, so I decided to just keep my mouth shut from then on and let him do what he wanted. The one nice thing about Dad's group was that they always allowed me to tag along with them whenever they visited "the...
Independent Narrator Speaks: As Joe was on route to his coupling, his father was trying desperately to figure out how he was going to explain to his wife, who incidentally also served as his companion, the events that unfolded today. As his mind pondered his predicament, he couldn't help recalling a simpler time -- when he and his son once shared a very close bond. That was, of course, before that awful Christmas incident occurred. In retrospect, Bill couldn't really blame the boy. His...
"Joe, according to our records you have not submitted to CIP testing as yet?" the AI questioned. "That is correct. Since I just turned fourteen today, I really didn't see the point of taking it before now. My parents felt it would be better to wait until I'm older before getting tested," I explained. "While it's usually a good idea for young people to adhere to their parents' wishes, the decision of when to get tested is entirely up to you, as of today. "As I'm sure you are...
I had told Betty that it was ok to tell people about us, so I wasn’t really surprised that Mary Ann had spread the news throughout the entire school that I signed up her sister, and niece, as my companion and dependent. Rumors started flying that I had a “thing” for fat chicks, which ultimately led to me having to turn away a few girls who, although seemed nice enough, just weren’t what I was looking for in a companion. I did manage to sign up two other females: one a short little brunette...