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"This place had better be spotless in the morning or I'll box yer' ears and toss you back on the streets, so help me!" the ox-like barkeeper admonished as he hurried home to bed and wife, "An' if any more liquor goes missin, I'll kill ya, by God!" "Good night to you too, asshole," Jim muttered at the slammed door. "Fucking Irish Bastard." Jim looked at the sea of spilt beer, broken bottles and ashes that was his kingdom and asked himself for the millionth time what the fuck he had...
In Haddonfield , surrounded by wilderness, small hills, and farms is the city of Alicante Yahoo by nickname hated driving all the way outside the Keeseville city limits. He hated getting mud stuck in his new boots. Yahoo understood why the small farmhouse was kept so isolated in an already isolated place, to keep it a secret. No one was supposed to know that the pealing white washed rickety old wood farmhouse set in the middle of a heavily wooded spot was the biggest drug distribution around....
Mind ControlMy former room mate Rutherford was a large-scale drug dealer; I knew that this was how he made his money and how he paid rent, and I knew he had been growing marijuana in our basement. I had no problem with it, so long as I didn't see any trouble from it, and I haven't, and so long as he kept me high on free pot, which he did. Today, however my room mate moved out. I arrive home to find that Rutherford and much of his things weren't there anymore. He left his groceries, his furniture, as well...
Mind Control"I see that we have new members," Jane Johnson whispered into her husband's ear, as they sat sipping their gin and tonic. All the ladies had helped clean up after the pot luck dinner, and now, as they did every month everyone would have drinks. Then there would be a couple hours of socializing, and dancing. "I think she is a doll, but it looks like it may be a while before she can be enjoyed," Frank Johnson replied to his wife, as he gave her a wink. " Their name's are Sally and Tony...
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I will tell you now that it is absolute unadulterated horseshit. Absence and distance cut your heart into little pieces and leaves a hole inside that hurts.Katie. Oh my Katie…I had been attending a four-day seminar given by the International Business Women’s Association, hosted by the International Banque de France in Paris. The Wall Street financial company I was associated with was paying the bills, and so it was important that I made the most of...
Love StoriesHi! After seeing the bits on cliches in TG fiction on the Fictionmania Hyperboard, I decided a story was needed that played a bit with them. Blackjack was created by the late great Osamu Tezuka;all you need to know about him for the story is included. It's okay to post this on sites that don't charge readers. A VISIT FROM BLACKJACK by Scott K. Jamison (Blackjack created by Osamu Tezuka. North American rights held by Viz Comics, and no infringement is...
Hypothermiaby oggbashan © Copyright Oggbashan April 2003 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.****************I have a fantasy of sharing a bed with two attractive young women preferably naked. Most adult males would share that fantasy. I never expected it to happen or if it...
The BlacksmithThe divorce had been final for almost a year.? Maria and the business were long gone, it was her concept and hard work anyway.? I kept the 2 acres in Connecticut and the beach house in Laguna, both already paid for, and more than enough money to enjoy them both.? I wanted out and she wanted more.? We were both very different people now, I had taught Maria business, and she taught me the intimacy of sex.? She showed me ways to enjoy sex my rigid Connecticut upbringing never dreamed...
Normally, I enjoyed the Friday night dances at the works when I was the duty manager. All I had to do was to ensure there was no trouble and to make sure the bar shut at 10.30 and the room was clear by 11.00pm so that security could release the guard dogs. I loved to dance, but tonight all the best girls seemed to have partners. But then my attention was drawn to a young lady dancing with one of the single men, she looked utterly bored, and the glance she threw me as she passed close by me...
EroticThe Princess and the BlacksmithOnce upon a time, in a castle on a mountain surrounded by forests there lived a beautiful young girl called Princess Lilla who everyone fell in love with until they met her and realised what a spoiled, vicious tongued, vindictive, vile little madam she really was.Her father loved her and would do anything for her because she was completely impossible if he didn't, and her mother left years ago because she couldn't stand the constant tantrums.Meanwhile at the edge...
Once upon a time, in a castle on a mountain surrounded by forests there lived a beautiful young girl called Princess Lilla who everyone fell in love with until they met her and realised what a spoiled, vicious tongued, vindictive, vile little madam she really was. Her father loved her and would do anything for her because she was completely impossible if he didn't, and her mother left years ago because she couldn't stand the constant tantrums. Meanwhile at the edge of the same forest...
My family isn’t uber-rich, but we’re not poor by any means. Our house is pretty big and I’m a bit spoilt sometimes. I’m a bit of a nerd, I spend most of the time on my laptop, but I go out with my friends a lot too, so I’m not a complete geek. The rest of my family is fairly large; I have 10 cousins and aunts & uncles, although they don’t live very near to us. Now you know my life story, l shall begin with the actual story. My parents usually leave me home alone and I babysit for other...
Copyright Oggbashan April 2003 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary, the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. **************** I have a fantasy of sharing a bed with two attractive young women preferably naked. Most adult males would share that fantasy. I never expected it to happen or if it did the experience...
The lad grinned across at me, pleased for the lift. I wasn't going exactly where he wanted, but I could take him to a motorway junction twenty miles short without too much of a detour. He'd have to sort himself out from there: either stand in the cold with his thumb sticking out, like he had before I pulled up, or otherwise pay for a bus.He didn't look like he had a huge amount of money, though."You were in a pretty deserted place to be hitch-hiking," I said. "No wonder you had to wait for so...
Gay Maleback when my girl was sweet 18 she bit off more than she cud chew. she,s always had a thing for the older man, don,t know why but it gets her hot. she told me that sum years ago she fancied her dads friend who was late fortys a pub landlord and had a bit of a rep wiv the local slappers. one nite on a visit to his pub she dressed to impress ,she,s got a crackin figure as u can c from the pics on our profile, just imagine her in a tight see through leopard print dress, cut at the ass, little...
“Do you want a drink in the bar before we go out?” My husband asked me, as I was applying the last of my lipstick, before we went out ‘on the town’. Because he had been working very hard, and felt that he had been neglecting me, my husband had booked a romantic weekend away, in a small Cotswold hotel. “We might as well,” I replied, as I picked up my bag. As Sam ordered the drinks, at the bar, I looked around. There were only three old men at the bar, two middle aged couples, (not talking), and...
Group SexStrip Blackjack is less popular than Strip Poker. You can read all over erotica stories about Strip Poker, about there is only a very few about Strip Blackjack, which I considered a mistake. Strip Blackjack could be so entertaining, even more; it could be naughtier than Strip Poker, since it plays faster than Strip Poker. Therefore, I decided to create a story about Strip Blackjack. You can play the game as a male or female, following the next game rules: • Each entry is a single hand in the...
I've been told some of the sex scenes seem tacked on to the plot. ( :)
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I had been on line all day long looking for someone to hook up with. Just when I though it would be another wasted Saturday I received four messages in a row from four different guys who had read my on line ad: "Husky Bear Seeks To Drain You Dry. Recently divorced 52 year old man looking to come to you, drop to my knees and do anything I'm told to orally to please you."I opened the first response. It contained three photos of a very large, in-shape black man, 39 years old and only about 10...
Hi people. This is Riya from India. I am a regular reader of stories on this site. So i decided to post my own real story. I am 20 years old, graduate, 5’10” tall, 36-22-36 figure, very light weight, very fair, medium length black hair and blue eyes. This event occured when I was on a tour to USA few months back along with my few friends. At that time I was virgin. It was monday when we reached USA. we spend the whole day taking rest after a long journey. we spent few days visiting tourist...
Tiffany was so nervous she thought her heart might pound through her chest. She tried to calm herself down by taking deep breathes. During ten years of marriage she had never cheated on her husband. In fact he was the only man she had ever been with, at least in person. Tiffany still loved her husband and her two c***dren. She just longed for something more than what the life of a suburban housewife could offer.A year ago, she started chatting online with a younger man. His screen name was...
Toni called being very apologetic, asking if I minded watching our little girl while she attended a party thrown by a friend of Gingers. I told her it was no problem, not to worry, and to have a good time. Wanting to make sure she would be safe, I asked if she or someone else was going to drive. Though Toni was very conservative with her actions, she didn't drink very often and when she did, it always made her tipsy. She informed me that Ginger was driving and she was riding with her. She also...
AJ’s StoryMost people would not approve of the lifestyle that my wife, Amy, and I have evolved to. Our marriage was pretty normal at first, but then after a year of marriage, I learned a lot about my submissive nature, where she is concerned, and my arousal at the thought of her being sexually satisfied by and satisfying other men. My name is AJ, and I will get our story started, but Amy will have to take over later, and explain those things that happened when I wasn’t present.I met Amy in a...
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We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly preferred to have done so with the inner lining, and we both took a few gentle sniffs of the material.To my surprise, almost immediate, I saw through the corner of my eye that Dane's member was starting to twitch to life....
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Hypothetical - i****t/Taboo I went on to consider why the law forbids i****tuous relationships and why religion proscribes such acts.It is said that any c***dren born of such relationships are likely to suffer from physical, mental and emotional defects. This matter is hotly debated by the experts in the literature. As far as I can see the jury is still out on this one, but even given that it is true, in times when contraception is safe, and sexual intercourse can be engaged in with little...
Hypothetical - i****t/Taboo I went on to consider why the law forbids i****tuous relationships and why religion proscribes such acts.It is said that any c***dren born of such relationships are likely to suffer from physical, mental and emotional defects. This matter is hotly debated by the experts in the literature. As far as I can see the jury is still out on this one, but even given that it is true, in times when contraception is safe, and sexual intercourse can be engaged in with little...
I always enjoy my sales trips. The trips fit into my crossdressing lifestyle and the thrill of being in a different town and different people.After a long day on the road, I had just checked into a motel just about 30-miles outside of Nashville, TN. For my overnight trips, I always bring my special suitcase that has my “girly stuff” (panties, dresses, makeup, lingerie, etc.). Sometimes I would just dress up pretty and cam or play with myself. On a very few occasions I would run into a very...
I always enjoy my sales trips. The trips fit into my crossdressing lifestyle and the thrill of being in a different town and different people. After a long day on the road, I had just checked into a motel just about 30-miles outside of Nashville, TN. For my overnight trips, I always bring my special suitcase that has my “girly stuff” (panties, dresses, makeup, lingerie, etc.). Sometimes I would just dress up pretty and cam or play with myself. On a very few occasions I would run into a very...
I always enjoy my sales trips. The trips fit into my crossdressing lifestyle and the thrill of being in a different town and different people. After a long day on the road, I had just checked into a motel just about 30-miles outside of Nashville, TN. For my overnight trips, I always bring my special suitcase that has my “girly stuff” (panties, dresses, makeup, lingerie, etc.). Sometimes I would just dress up pretty and cam or play with myself. On a very few occasions I would run into a very...
Only because you asked me about where my immigrant Negro lovers are from, then I will explain best I can xI will only see 1st generation African men, well if I don’t get too horny in the meantime, and then I am not so choosy!!! Ok, I admit to being picked up when out, but that is usually just for a quick fuck!Since my small, useless cocked hubby can’t keep my pussy happy, well what else can I do??? My current lover, huge dicked Jazz is from middle Africa and a tribal village. A few of the boys...
Normally, I enjoyed the Friday night dances at the works when I was the duty manager. All I had to do was to ensure there was no trouble and to make sure the bar shut at 10.30 and the room was clear by 11.00pm so that security could release the guard dogs. I loved to dance, but tonight all the best girls seemed to have partners. But then my attention was drawn to a young lady dancing with one of the single men, she looked utterly bored and the glance she threw me as she passed close by me...
Set in the magic world where Potions meant to help men with their short comings were switched for greed and power are still having an effect on people. It's not necessary that you read any of the other stories of mine related to the potions but if you have questions about the world it might help. Thank you for reading it, and please feel free to review so that I can get some feedback Potion - Finding (edited 2.0) By Gypsy Sunday (March 27th)- James sat on his bed...
If you read this story and find that you do not like it, please, write a review. If you read this story and find that you do like it, please, write a review. I am trying to figure out if I might have any skill or talent for writing. Should I pursue something in writing or just continue to write for myself and a few others. Be honest, be respectful, but mostly be honest. Thank you, and I hope that you enjoy. Potion Mix Up By Gypsy "You think this is easy?!?" Daniel...
“Remember: sexuality is not meant to be stale. Sexuality is fluid!”Miss Grunee was enthusiastic to speak in her favorite park, to her small audience, “You’re not heterosexual. You’re not LGBT. You are who you are!” the lady ended her monologue with a standing ovation.Next to the group, PJ was doing his reps of traction at the bar. 'Yeah, right,' he thought, ironically.PJ has been proudly gay since he discovered sex: he grew up as a small cub in a small town where he was the only jock in...
Bisexual"I'm sorry, its just that there's nothing left for me here", Rachel, your once girlfriend, tells you as she gets up and walks out of the Cafe. You look down at the table, your water barely touched, your only partially eaten breakfast "Tough break kid," A waitress tells you as she places the check for your meal on the table and walks off somewhere, you really don't care. You stare down at the check, 16.26, you feel hatred mixed with sorrow as your brain process what just happened. Your...
Mind Control154 AVIS HER DAUGHTER AND THE BLACKS. I was sitting quietly in the lounge chair, dressed only in my nightgown and didn’t hear my daughter come up behind me until she reached around and cupped my tits and leaned over behind me and began to kiss my neck. “Oh honey” I said softly as she licked and kissed around my neck and ears, sending shivers down my body at her tender kisses and hot breath, while she continued to caress and squeeze my tits. “You like that don’t you mom?” she asked. “Yes...
On that warm spring time, I felt particularly attracted to a black man.He was in his late thirties; he had a smooth dark skin and his name was Peter. The handsome black guy worked in the men's clothing department at a store that my loving Victor and I often frequented. I became acquainted with Peter while shopping for some things for Victor.At first, I just flirted with him and stopped when I began to feel aroused. But then came the time when I wanted to go further. One Tuesday afternoon,...
Jackpot By Jennifer Allison "Dean, I have a special deal for you," Stella my travel agent said. "In Reno there is a casino offering a very good deal. A super jackpot, they guarantee a winner once a day. And it doesn't cost a thing to play. There are two catches to the deal." "What are the catches?" I asked. "You are allowed to play the slot machine once. And you have to be selected to play." "So if I am selected to play and the person ahead in line wins the jackpot I am...
After some debate I decided that the story that would go between chapter one and two was not going to go between but just integrate it into chapter two. I hope everyone is fine with that. Again, as with all my stories please- write a review, I am trying to learn how to be a writer on some level. Spelling and grammar is my downfall... or so I have been told. If you missed chapter one, please, stop right here and read that one first, this is not a standalone story. This story starts...
"Please hurry," Winnie begged, "I can't hold it much longer!!!" Janet gunned the big Ford as she peeled around the corner on her way to Winnie's apartment building and laughingly said, "Don't you dare go in my car I just had the seats cleaned!!!" "Oh, shut up, Jan" Winnie moaned, "and hurry!!!" "Do you want me to stop right here," Janet asked sweetly, "you can go behind those bushes over by that house!?!" "Very funny, smarty pants," Winnie retorted, "I think I can hold it another minute!!!"...
LesbianThe invitation came in a black envelope, addressed in silver ink."Blackout Party", said the card, and gave the address of a very good friend. My innards flipped with a thrill. I had been hoping for this to arrive, and finally it was here. Only a work-week away.I had known of my friend's predilection for erotic gatherings of his trusted close group. I don't remember how we got onto the conversation while he and I were out for a drink one evening. But it turns out that he was the host of regular...
Group SexI made my way through the pitch-dark streets, using my pocket torch to light the way. It was 1942, and the blackout was rigorously enforced. I was stationed at the barracks on the other side of town, and I should have been on duty, but Ginger Williams, a mate of mine, wanted to swop passes with me — his sister was getting married at the weekend, and he'd fixed it with the Duty Officer, and I had no objection. I was nearing home — Mum would be surprised to see me, but Ginger had fiddled some...
Disclaimer: The following simulated dialogue is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is neither intended nor should be inferred. Faustus Mortal is delivering a lecture on his newly proposed device for use in desert areas: Someone once asked me what was the liquid dripping from the exhaust pipe of an automobile after it has been running. I replied ‘Water,’ for after all the combustion of gasoline, a hydrocarbon, produces Carbon Dioxide and water as the principle components...
Disclaimer: The following short story is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred. Faustus Mortal: What have you done? You let Toy Euler be shredded! Taunus Trumbo: She was an expense. And her avatar had become corrupted. I could not afford the upkeep. Faustus Mortal: But it is she and she alone who has the links to the long-archived Internet Uniform Resource Locators (URL) which prove that the number e^(pi^2/2) = 139.0456367… belongs to...
Disclaimer: The following short story is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred. Faustus begins his lecture by discussing significant figures: ‘Consider a number of the form ‘1.234567,’ or thereabouts. Such a number clearly has seven significant digits. Such a number might arise from rounding the transcendental irrational number pi, for example. The number pi is given by 3.1415926535898…. Rounded to seven significant figures it is 3.141593....
Disclaimer: The following short story is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred. * Faustus Mortal: There, stop your complaining. I got the ‘Remarkable Coincidence’ posted to the forum. Taunus Trumbo: And you were made a fool of as well. hehe Faustus Mortal: Not really… The rebuttals were ‘lacking.’ One included units, it was not dimensionless. The other missed the major mark altogether. The Fine Structure Constant cannot be altered by...
Disclaimer: The following short story is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred. * Faustus begins his lecture with some miscellaneous facts about the mystery of complex variables. ‘We first think of Infinity as a symbol. It is often thought of as the ‘end of the line of integers,’ 1, 2, 3, and so on. And for the real number line there is a positive Infinity to the right and a negative Infinity to the left. The Texan would call the...
Disclaimer: The following simulated dialogue is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is neither intended nor should be inferred. * Taunus Trumbo is on line. Faustus Mortal is on line. Taunus Trumbo: I saw a TV show on ‘Science’. They explained the formation of the elements. From Hydrogen at the Big Band, to the elements Helium through Iron from stars, to all the heavy elements via super novae. Their theory is different from yours. Faustus Mortal: Believe what you...
Disclaimer: The following simulated dialogue is fictional. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is neither intended nor should be inferred. * Taunus Trumbo: You keep preaching about pi once being a physical and not a mathematical constant. What human difference does that make? Faustus Mortal: Well, suppose you carefully construct a circle one meter in diameter, as well as humanly possible. Then stretch a string tightly around it. Remove a measure the string with a metric ruler. To...
By Dabria Dixxon 2016 The alarm clock blasts you awake. "Damnit" you growl and reach over and hit the snooze. It's Saturday and you should be sleeping in but "Oh NO" your wife had to get you both invited to some lame picnic with a bunch of her boring, stupid friends. You would much rather sleep in, and lounge in front of the tv most of the day. The alarm goes off again and you roll over to find your wife not sleeping next to you. You have a raging morning wood and you sigh in...
He never made it to the door. "the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…. Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…" Albus turned slowly to face the woman who was speaking in a harsh voice. He did not hear the noise of a scuffle in the hallway behind him. "and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not…, and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other...
________________________________________ Teddy Lupin had been a Junior Auror for nearly eight months. In that time he hadn't done much in terms of fighting dark wizards, and most of the missions he'd gone on had been rather boring. Up until the Azkaban break-out most of his work had consisted of paperwork and the occasional stake-out. Being an Auror, Teddy had discovered, was a lot more than chasing down Dark wizards and saving people's lives. It was for this very reason that Teddy had...
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter. Weasley Family Tree is in the Author's Note at the bottom. ________________________________________ Molly Weasley didn't dare serve dinner until after the Quidditch match had been completed because even she didn't have the ability to drag Weasleys away from Quidditch. Teddy secured a win for his team by practically stealing the Snitch out James's grasp and then everyone was off their brooms and sitting at the large crowd of tables in record time....