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Being born in a rural area with little excitement might have had a lot to do with my friends and I being entertained with things that others might find trivial and other things that might seem odd.

Swinging on an aged willow branch over a stagnant pool of water was one our favorites because we all hoped that the next one to give it a try would have the branch break and they would plummet face first into the stagnant water. That only happened one time when I was at the willow tree and the victim it claimed was me. It was embarrassing, but it also entertained the others and I liked that.

Another of our entertainments was hunting birds and rats with bb guns and pellet pistols.

But I suppose the most curious of our fascinations came when we ran across dogs who did "that crazy, funny thing" that male dogs do. We would see them at various times and sometimes they came around to where we were and they would almost always make some attempt to humpy-dance our legs.

We had no idea why they did that because we were completely clueless that the world of sex even existed. It wasn't as if that world was invisible to us; it was more that we had absolutely no awareness of it whatsoever. It might as well have been in a different universe. So when the dogs did their humpy thing, we just thought it was funny and weird and crazy and entertaining and amusing.

Usually, someone in our group would be daring enough to let one of them mount their leg and humpy-dance at least for awhile. That person was like a mini hero for being bold enough to volunteer so that all of us could laugh. We found it funny because the male dogs were so easy to dupe into such a thing. I can't remember a single time when one of those humpy dogs didn't mount a leg that was offered. We also were humored by the vigor and froth with which they did their thing and because their eyes became more and more hazy the longer they went.

I was particularly fascinated with it. I didn't know why, but I always wanted to see it and I always encouraged someone in our group to offer their leg. If none did, I felt almost compelled to put my leg out there. But I seemed different from the others when I did it because while the others only did it for a brief time, I let the dog do it til he was through, which never took very long. At first that made me a hero for daring to go so long and also because I was the first to come away with "sticky leg", an event that became a premier marvel and wonderment for us for days.

I enjoyed the recognition of my daring and how it seemed to set me apart from the others, but after a while, I began to hear comments that I was weird or strange because I did it more than all of the others put together. To them, I seemed less normal than before and I must admit, I seemed that way to myself as well. I couldn't understand why I loved doing it so much. If no one was around, I would do it over and over again. I found it humorous because of how rabid the dogs seemed as they went at it and I found it amazing how eager they were to do it and I found it crazy how their eyes hazed over when they did it like they were in a distant world. And--over all--it just was endlessly amusing to me.

But, I didn't want to be labelled a weirdo or thought of as a not-normal person. I wanted to keep my friends and fit in with them and have things go back to the way they were before. So, I stopped doing it when they were around. Instead, I waited until I was alone and then I went to one of the few haunts the dogs tended to inhabit. I usually found them across the culvert behind the turn-of-the-century boot store on Old Cannon Road. I would sneak around the building and slip through holes in the wire fence and go down into the culvert, up the other side, and into the wooded brush. It wasn't the only place to find those humpy dogs, but it was the most common place.

The area was concealed enough that I could do what I wanted without the fear of being seen. I could do it as often as I wanted and as much as I wanted. I was free to just be amused and not have others judge me. I could indulge and over-indulge and not feel like an outcast.

I went there often, sometimes 4-5 times a week and I always came away so fascinated. Why did they do that humpy thing? Why were they so eager? Why did they do it like rabid a****ls? I had no idea what motivated them but in a small rural area with not much else to do, it had surely become my favorite thing.

It was common for me to have four dogs at once and some often did it more than one time. I recall a time when I had seven which I think was the most ever at one time. I was especially fascinated when I tried two at a time, one on each leg, and my head shook and my face smiled big with how crazy it all seemed. Two of them humping my legs like satanic whirling dervishes. After those seven, I left feeling a little guilty but not because of letting them hump my leg because that was just fun and games. Rather, guilt came when I estimated how many times I had done it with those seven dogs, because some went more than one time. The number I came up with was eleven! But, it might have been 14. I just don't know for sure. Doing it that much in one session seemed excessive and I worried for myself and I felt guilty for that amount of excess.

I had hoped that after doing it hundreds of times, I would somehow discover why they liked it so much, but that didn't happen. I just didn't have a clue.

One thing I did notice was a growing sense of pride. It took me awhile to figure out why, but that pride came from the knowledge that I was giving them what they wanted so very much; something they weren't getting from others, and that made me feel very good. Not only would the others not do it often, but they never did it long enough. They only did it for a half-minute or so before they laughed and then shook the dog from their leg.

But I was different. I was the dogs' friend. I did it a lot and I never pulled away until they were done. It was like I was their special friend because I did what they liked and they knew they could do it with me and that just made me feel so good and special.

I suppose that it might have been that I lived in a backwards area or perhaps because I was a bit of a late bloomer that I had no awareness of sexual things. I had never heard anything about the subject. I'm not sure if the others knew or when they might have found out but I certainly knew nothing about it. The word "sex' might just as well have seemed like a misspelling of the word "six" to me. So, the humpy-leg thing was just good time fun and games and amusement.

It did lead to other things though.

I was down by the creek with a boy who lived down the road. We weren't the kind of friends who hung out together, but we knew each other and, with little else to do, we decided to walk along the creek and see if there was anything interesting. After some time, he brought up the humpy-leg dogs and asked why I stopped doing that. After some conversation, I admitted that I still did it but never with others around because I had been teased too much. He shrugged and seemed to accept it and not really think it was very important.

About a half-hour later, three of his friends were coming up the creek side toward us and we sat on logs and rocks and talked. They were a few years older and they talked a bit dirtier than I was accustomed so I didn't say much. Then, one of them asked the same question as my friend had before--was I still letting dogs do the humpy-leg thing. I suppose since I am naturally quite passive and also because I had not spoken, my friend felt he needed to speak for me. He related very well to his friends what I had told him. Then, one of his friends said, "Hey, we got nothing else to do. Why don't we go find some dogs and watch Brynn do his thing."

The idea caught fire and I suppose because I am passive, I found myself being led behind McCurdy's dilapidated barn by the three newcomers. My friend had left the group. I could not see any dogs but a few whistles and calls by the others brought one into sight and then another and then another. I was prodded and encouraged and they said they had never been critical of me in times before when I had done it in front of others and they flattered me by saying I was the best and they wanted to laugh and enjoy the weirdness of it. Their flattery got to me more than anything and I naively believed that they thought of me as some kind of star.

I don't remember if any of the dogs did it more than one time but I do know that it took less than 10 minutes from start to finish. It never took very long. The boys hooted and encouraged and laughed and patted my back and made me feel like it was something special. I wasn't fully convinced of their sincerity but their flattery kept me going for the full time.

Then, things changed.

The scruffiest of the three said that the goo on my leg proved I had made those dogs very happy. I asked why that goo had anything to do with it and he said, "Because they got off." I asked what "got off" meant and he replied, "You know. Sex."

I shrugged. "I don't get it. What does 'sex' mean?"

"You don't know about sex?"

I shook my head.

The three of them laughed.

"Then why do you do that with the dogs?"

"Because . . . I don't know . . . it's funny and it's crazy and because they go after it so hard and so fast and they cling so tight and because they like doing it so much and no one else will let them do it like I will so I feel special."

The scruffy one looked at me for a few seconds before speaking. "But, you have NO idea why males like doing it?"

I shook my head.

"You just do it because they like it."

I nodded. "Yeah. But I don't know why they like it."

He looked at his friends and then back to me. "Well, we're males too and ... uhhh .... there's something very much like that that we LOVE. Maybe you would feel good about helping us like you do those dogs. We would think you're very special."

His statement confused me but I responded, "You mean you doing humpy-leg?" I laughed. "Now that would be funny. I've never seen or heard of that before." My laughter came from finding his statement very odd but also as an attempt to lighten a situation that seemed to have become a bit heavier.

"No. Not exactly." He looked again at his friends. His hand lightly rubbed a bulge in the front of his jeans.

"I . . . I don't get it then," I replied.

He stepped forward and his hands went to my head and he pushed his bulge to the side of my face. "Like this. It's almost the same; just a little bit different. You like making those dogs happy. Be even better for you if you know you're making us happy, don't you think? This would make us all very happy."

I was stymied. Frozen. I had no idea how to react. I had never imagined doing anything of the kind with any one. I thought it only mattered to dogs. Yet, it wasn't altogether off-setting. In fact, his flattery and eagerness and the fact that I could make him happy like the humpy-leg dogs made me realize that it might be a new window opening to do even more of what I had always loved to do, only I would do it with guys as well as dogs. I could at least try it, couldn't I? If I didn't like it or didn't see it the way he did, then I just would stop and not do it again.

"Yeah, just like that," he gruffed.

Another of the boys leaned down and spoke into my face. "Don't worry, no one will know. Long as we're getting what we like, we're not going to tell no one. Hell no! No way! No one else is going to horn in on it. Only ones who will know is us and a couple other buddies."

Then the scruffy one stopped. He held my face tight to his groin but he was no longer moving. "You know, them dogs don't wear pants. It's better without pants. They do it bare so I wana do it bare. Be better for you too. You'll see."

Almost instantly his warm cock was against my face and he was doing the humpy thing, not as fast and furious as the dogs but with the same kind of desire.

Honestly, there was nothing sexual in it whatsoever for me. To me, it was an extension of letting dogs enjoy my leg except it was guys enjoying the side of my face. It was fun and games and being popular and appreciated and liked by them and flattered by them.

I let all three of them do it that day and I felt so proud and warmed. When they were done, my face and hair were quite sticky. But they said they loved seeing me like that and they flattered me some more and I continued to feel as warmed and favored as I had with the humpy-leg dogs. Two days later, I let those three plus one other of their friends do it and from there, it became a rather regular thing with the original three and sometimes their other two friends. They loved doing it a lot and I must say that was a big part of why I loved it and let them do it. Since no one else knew about it, I felt free to enjoy it often.

After several days, they showed me something new. They showed pictures of a boy letting it be done in his mouth and other pictures of him swallowing that sticky stuff. The three scruffers told me that was something that would make me a superstar if I would let them do that. They argued that it was no different than dogs on my leg; it was still just males doing the humpy-thing; just that it was a little different. And they said they would really like me if I did it and that I should at least try. Their eagerness and flattery and near-pleading was stronger than my passive and compliant nature and I agreed to do it. Their craving for it made me eager to do it well and in no time, I found that I was very good at it.

In another few days, they said that I would be a mega-superstar if I could take it all the way down like other pictures in their porn magazine and they pleaded with me to try. Once again, their eagerness and acclaim motivated me to try it and I followed their directions on relaxing my throat and "just let it happen". In less than five minutes, his cock was all of the way down in my throat and their complimentary statements of how great I had been in learning to do it filled me with gladness. After just a few times, I became able to do it without choking or gagging and they were full of flattery. And, the eagerness of their movements convinced me that they really liked doing it. Whatever apprehensions I might have had in the beginning were relieved when they explained again that it was the same thing as humpy-leg, just in a little different form.

A week later, they began a new routine. Instead of me being upright, they had me lay flat on my back with them taking turns getting on top of me and doing the humpy thing all the way in my mouth. They explained that the new position was almost identical to those male dogs who mounted female dogs in the fields and did that other kind of humpy fun and games I had never thought about that before but it seemed to be right enough. I had always laughed with amusement at those males mounting the females. I had no idea what they were doing, but I found it funny and fun to watch. So now, I could participate in a different kind of humpy-thing and those scruffers really wanted me to do it and they talked me up so much that I became eager. I found it as fun and funny and amusing as everything before.

Fun and games--- just a different form of the same thing. And, I felt special for doing something special that others wouldn't do. The fact that it was easy to get me to do it often and for long periods made me popular which I really liked.

When our family split up, I had logged nine months of doing the humpy-leg thing with those dogs. I had been quite prolific. I would say that in those nine months, I did it at an average of four times a week and almost always four times per session. That meant I did it about 16 times a week or about 65 times a month. Therefore, in those nine months, I did it at least 585 times!

At the same time, I had haen doing the humpy-mouth thing with those boys for seven months. I would say they did it to me at least nine times a week or about 40 times a month. So in that seven month period, they did humpy-mouth over 280 times.

Adding those things together right now, I am astonished by the numbers! I had no idea! 585 plus 280 means I did those things over 865 times-- in just nine months! Wow! Right now, I don't know whether to feel proud or embarrassed.

It is with great relief that I can report that no one ever knew about my private times sneaking away for the humpy-leg dogs and the humpy-mouth boys. The boys never told anyone--or at least I never heard anyone say they knew about it. There was not one minute nor one thought that ever entered my mind about any of it being sexual because at no time was i told about sex. Instead, it was all just fun and games and funny and amusing and flattering. That's all it was to me. Fun and games. Watch the crazy males do their weird thing and be endlessly amused.

--------

My time in the rural backwoods ended when my parents divorced and moved to separate cities. I was disillusioned by both of them and didn't want to live with either of them. Instead, I lived with an aunt who really didn't care about my coming or going as long as she got enough support money to keep her liquor and smokes in stock. I came and went pretty much as I pleased.

She lived in Pinewood, a small old town with shady streets and small old homes. There was a convenience store down the block and a park with swings, but I didn't know anyone and wasn't sure I cared to. Besides, I would make friends at school when the school term started in a couple of months.

But, I had a problem. And, I think you can guess what that problem was.

There was no way I could expect to get into any humpy-leg or humpy-mouth scene in a town where I knew absolutely no one and leash laws kept dogs from randomly wandering the streets. It was a weighty problem because I had enjoyed so very much those great times that had entertained me so much. Were they gone forever?

On my way to the convenience store one afternoon, I passed an older man who was watering a flowerbed with a hose. He nodded, then tilted his head as if to call me over to talk. He said his name was Chuck. He was easy to talk to. He asked many questions.. The second time I was at his place, we were inside his small home and sipping lemonade and he was asking questions and then ---- then, it all came spilling out of me--- not the lemonade, but rather the stories of the humpy things back in the rural land. He nodded and seemed understanding and then admitted he was "one of those". When I asked what he meant by "one of those" he replied the humpy-mouth kind.

I spent the night.

It was completely exhilarating. I loved it all. He was as rabid as any before him and I was amused more than ever. Fun and games with him were very fulfilling. He was so avid and eager and practically frothing. It was funny and amusing and flattering. By 4pm the next day, we had done it many, many times. After that day, I spent a lot of time at his place. He was always wanting to do it and I found that so fascinating and I had a great sense of warmth knowing that just as I had pleased those humpy-leg dogs and those humpy-mouth boys back in the rural land and they had favored me so much, I was now doing the same for this older man. I felt special just like I had with the dogs and the boys back in rural land.

Like all of the times before, I had no concept of any part of it being sexual because I still had no awareness that a sexual world existed. Chuck only spoke of our times in the "humpy" terms that I understood and he called our times "fun and games" and I continued to be so very fascinated with why males liked doing that. I was so amused and glad that I had met him.

Of course, there is much more to my experiences with Chuck and others but this story can only go for so long before it must end. Perhaps I can tell more in another writing, that is, if you like hearing of such strange things. If so, please leave me a message here or at brynnboi a t juno dotcom

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Too much of anything is bad for you, just like too little of anything is bad for you. Well, I know you’ve had access to too much porn and, therefore, too much fapping. But there’s been almost no laughter in your life. For this reason, I want to introduce to you Crazy Shit (Memes), a platform with all kinds of hilarious content that’s certain to make you laugh your ass off before you realize what’s even going on!Are you going to fall over and cum from laughing uncontrollably? That’s debatable....

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Girl Fridays

Girl Fridays Belladonna The car came to a stop as Vern Lowry pressed down the brake and put the vehicle in park. He pulled off his black sandals and slipped his black, opaque tights covered feet into the pair of 3? inch high heeled pumps he had placed into his pocketbook that morning. Vern smiled at the shoes as he buckled their thin ankle straps. Once he finished buckling the shoes, Vern lifted his wife's black aviator sunglasses off his nose and checked his appearance one...

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Alexa Chapter 34 Mondays

Alexa Chapter 34: Mondays God, I hate Mondays! I always have. I think everyone does. Getting back into the grind of everyday life was never any fun, but today was even worse. The events of the previous night cast a pall over not only my feelings but most of the state. Sure, the Vikings lost yet another NFC Championship, we were used to it. But the way they lost was so unlike the way the team had played all season was confounding. Add to that the sheer joy that had been created...

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Crazy Sexperience In Manali

I am Niki and I am back with my second sex story. This was my first one – https://www.indiansexstories2.net/couple/kritis-crazy-sex-story/ This happened a few years back when my four friends and I were on our way to Manali from Delhi. We were thrilled to take a few days off to enjoy the lovely spring in Manali. It was three girls including me and two guys. One of the guys had taken his brother’s Innova car for the trip to drive down. Basically, amongst the 5 of us, we had a couple, two single...

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Gazebos and Vermouth

Cali and I met by accident. But isn’t that how many relationships start. It being a small village that we live in, gossip has a way of exploding. We were both burning bridges or in the process of. It wasn’t that we were embarrassed or concerned of whispers. It was to protect our families of innuendos . So we became Adagio and Lace to some citizenry. I just want to clear that up. Yes, there are plenty of stories going around the village about ‘so-called societies’. I’m not at liberty to speak...

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Gazebos and Vermouth Part 2

I waited under the gazebo until the rain let up. I had to smile at how the last hour had played out. If it hadn’t have been for the olive, Cali and I may never have met. I went back over to the table where I had stumbled. Picked up the used book, ‘Foreplay For Nerds’, for five dollars and open the cover. Between the cover and first page was a small business card belonging to the motel Beachside, the one and only motel in the village. I turned the card over and written in ink was, ‘we can do...

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Gazebos and VermouthPart 7

In front on her house and lined up on her driveway were several cars. I put on the brakes just to count the cars as a car pulled aside me and honked a horn. I was blocking the right of passage it seemed as a younger kid of about eighteen was wanting to deliver pizza to Diane’s house. I moved the car up a few feet giving him room. My mathematics skill kicked in as I counted the number of pizza carry-out boxes. It appeared to be four large ones. They surely weren’t watching Dancing With The...

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Gazebos and VermouthPart 6

Minutes later she came upstairs and into the lounge. Spotting me, she came over to the table. I was on my second drink as her drink had been sitting long enough to get warm. Her napkin was damp from the condensation. We extended hands and formally introduced ourselves and then I ordered another round. This was the time for me to get up close to and not show weakness of my spirit. M spirit being between my mind and inner thighs. The first thing I noticed was the flair of her hips, her large tits...

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Gazebos and Vermouth Part 5

Three months had passed since Evelyn had fixed my cock up, down if you counted the direction it pointed. I was feeling chic with the latest in men’s apparel. That being my Prince Albert with a ring that weighed close to a blacksmith’s anvil. I was still seeing Evelyn every ten days for the works, less another ring. I’m pale compared to some guys. I’m no run-of -the meal mister bumpy with muscles but I do look good nude of hair. Evelyn gets me that way but I knew she wanted to fix my nut-sack...

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Gazebos and Vermouth Part 4

Although a little sore I stripped down and cleaned up around the house. I had to make several detours to my bedroom full length mirror. What I saw sent waves of erotic stimulation pulses to my mind. My cock was hanging and being pulled down by the weight of the heavy ring. My body was smooth and hair free. My cock was leaking like grandmother’s kitchen faucet. Before leaving room 11B Evelyn had informed me that she ‘only’ had the tool to remove the ring from my cock head. I loved it but hadn’t...

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Dartmouth Chronicles Part 1

1 “What?! She’s coming here?” I exclaim after my friend, Neil, tells me who will be joining us at University. I haven’t seen Emma in over two years since she cut me off and moved to Florida. It took me forever to get over that harsh breakup. Neil had spent many-a-night at my place keeping me distracted with Call of Duty and pizza. “Looks like someone’s still carrying a torch.” Neil says with raised eyebrows. “You know she screwed you up pretty bad last time. I mean, you could hardly even eat...

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Gazebos and Vermouth Part 3

Thinking that Max was the bronze Max, my quest took a hit. I don’t really know what I was expecting, after all we were strangers. If it hadn’t have been for the olive we would have passed in the aisle. She slid a piece of writing paper over to me on the counter top and started talking to a newly arrived couple carrying overnight bags. I put the piece of paper in my pocket and went into the lobby entrance to the Beachside Lounge. Being a frequent watering oasis the bartender, Frank, fixed me my...

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Mouthfull of cum

Well I've never considered myself straight as Ive always appreciated a nice big cock though I've never realy done anything other than being sucked off many time through gloryholes in mens toilets when I was as horny as hell.So I’m driving back south on the A34 from Oxford. And see someone thumbing. Its Christmas so I pull over. I say I’m going as far as the A303 and says OK and hops in. He’s a young lad and after a while tells me he’s been with his girlfriend but he’s annoyed as she wont let...

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a quiet afternoon in a Bournemouth sauna

I was in Bournemouth last week with time to spare and decided on a quiet afternoon at a sauna. Not knowing either of the two on offer, I decided on the Bournemouth Spa, which turned out to be in a small basement, an older style place, which I much prefer, as they are usually a good place to meet older men, particularly on a mid-week afternoon. The friendly attendant asked my name, and as he wrote it down, I could see that there were only three or four others in the sauna – he said it was slow...

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Dartmouth Chronicles Part 1

1 “What?! She’s coming here?” I exclaim after my friend, Neil, tells me who will be joining us at University. I haven’t seen Emma in over two years since she cut me off and moved to Florida. It took me forever to get over that harsh breakup. Neil had spent many-a-night at my place keeping me distracted with Call of Duty and pizza. “Looks like someone’s still carrying a torch.” Neil says with raised eyebrows. “You know she screwed you up pretty bad last time. I mean, you could hardly even eat...

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First time mouthfuck with my girlfriend

A couple of years ago we were in holiday in Italy, somewhere in Tuscany in a nice house rented together with friends. One day, the weather was nice and warm as usual and after the lunch my girlfriend, Veronica, went upstairs to have a nap in the afternoon. As I was always expecting something more exciting then just sleeping when having a nap, I went with her, we undressed and went to sleep. When I waked up one hour later, I was quite horny (as usual when I wake up) and I tried out if she felt...

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Diamondmouth

I love reading and writing dialogue, from Jack London and Ernest Hemmingway, to William Faulkner, Elmore Leonard and Eudora Welty. To me, dialogue places one IN the scene. Often times, when dialogue is extremely well written, I can HEAR the characters talking to me. And so, I've tried to emulate these writers by attempting a special piece consisting of almost all dialogue about a black pimp being interviewed by a young lady from the local newspaper. I wuz hangin' out over at Silvey's Pool...

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Eric Olafson Midshipman Vol 4Part 52 WETMOUTH

Wetmouth ran towards the tall man standing next to the Ultra Lux Flyer and he scooped her up. “Missed you, girl!” “I missed you too, Dad.” She climbed into the Flyer on the pilot’s side and Rex Schwartz took the passenger seat. Wetmouth gunned the 25 million credit Lumina Lamborghini RS exclusive edition through the energy curtain accelerating faster than a Loki torpedo. “Where are we going, Dad?” “Linda waits for us at our Pluribus Penthouse.” She let go of the controls and said to the...

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A WellLived Life 3 Book 1 SuzanneChapter 67 Blabbermouths

November 13, 2000, Chicago, Illinois “I told you so!” Stephanie said, laughing hard. “And after being fucked by the CPD for years, here’s your chance to return the favor!” “Maybe so, but I’m not sure it’s worth the risk of bringing a police officer anywhere near Cirque du Steve!” “So don’t! She had to have seen your wedding band. Make it a secret affair; well, for her, anyway. You can tell your wives, obviously.” “Don’t you think that’s playing with fire?” I asked. Stephanie laughed,...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e18 Eden 23 law graduate from Bournemouth

Series 3, Episode 18: Eden Abraham Fade in on a young woman walking along a beach in a business suit, carrying her sensible work shoes in one hand whilst sweeping long brunette hair from her face with the other. She’s trying to make the walk along the beach look casual, but she’s not dressed for it. She’s strongly built, filling out her blouse and skirt, wide but not fat, with a big chest. She’s not a stunning woman, but her rounded features and welcomingly thick lips certainly aren’t...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess11e16 Brooke Lister 24 from Bournemouth

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a quiet, uncrowded street ... Residences on one side, old post-war double-storey buildings on other. Shopfronts with flats above, dormer windows on the rooftops indicating that even the attic space has been converted into accommodation. At street level there are newsagents, real estate agents, and (covering two shop fronts) a large bicycle shop – proudly sign-posted as being open 7 days a week... Infront of the store, facing away from us...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS1316 Margaret Connell 58 from Dartmouth

We begin this week’s show with an establishing shot of a picturesque marina/harbour. Opposite us, expensive looking houses line a hillside. Below them, the estuary - a wide, flat expanse of water ... Small sailing boats and yachts sit steady on the surface near us. To the side of the water, a wide paved pedestrian area, and then a narrow (one-way) road with plenty of street-side parking, and then a row of old shop-fronts. We move along infront of the shops, looking in through the windows –...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14 E18 Erica Murdoch 47 from Bournemouth

With begin today’s show with a drone shot of the buildings and grounds of a large school campus - several large buildings surrounded by playing fields and parkland, and hundreds of students making their way from one building to the next as we watch... A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “BOURNEMOUTH, ENGLAND.” The caption fades, and then we see that many of the students are double-taking, turning, walking backwards, as they see a woman in a very small red dress,...

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Initiation Night at the Upper Bournemouth Saddle ClubChapter 2

Winona and Jasmin took their shower together the next morning, but they didn't do anything except giggle a lot and wash each other's backs. They had just gotten back to the bedroom when there was a knock at the door. Winona looked at her watch. They were still early and in plenty of time for the morning exercises in the "saddle" room. Jasmin pulled on her shorts and a blouse and raced to the door to see who was there. "Aren't you the early bird. How are you and little miss la-di-da...

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Initiation Night at the Upper Bournemouth Saddle ClubChapter 3

Winona was a trifle bit nervous but you wouldn't be able to discern it by looking at her. Jasmin was aware she was a bit off but she put it down to the fact that the young girl was reticent to display all of her feminine charms to the general public. At least, to all the members of the Upper Bournemouth Saddle Club. They were passing Candy's room on their way to the training hall and were joined by the beautiful and delicious Candy wearing only her riding boots and a twist in her hair. The...

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Initiation Night at the Upper Bournemouth Saddle ClubChapter 4

Candy Buckmaster invited Winona and Jasmine to "A little dinner party" at her father's mansion on Friday night. Winona knew the girl was still perturbed about losing the race to her, but she was so hooked on getting closer to the beautiful Candy that she accepted immediately on behalf of both of them. She held the pretty girl's hand just a fraction too long and saw Candy give her a quizzical look before she spun on her heel and walked down the hallway. Winona leaned her head out the door...

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Initiation Night at the Upper Bournemouth Saddle ClubChapter 5

Several years had passed since the night of that memorable dinner party and the lingering thoughts that Winona harbored deep in her brain about the shameful behavior she had exhibited with Candy's father. She had not been back at the Upper Bournemouth Saddle Club since that night because when Jasmin had agreed almost immediately after to wed the man her father had selected for her, Winona had been plagued with the severest of headaches that seldom seem to leave her peace. The loss of Jasmin...

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FuckaMouth

Fuck A Mouth. is home to HD porn videos classified in different categories. Regardless of your taste, there is a piece for everyone here. ThePornDude loves explicit videos, especially if they feature babes getting down on big cocks whether black or white, blowjobs, creampies, big tits, amateurs, nasty teens, anal, toying or just the usual porn action. This site is totally lit and nothing doesn’t get better here.Simplicity is the first impression Fuck A Mouth gave ThePornDude on loading...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e6 Charmaine 45 teacher from Plymouth

Series 3, Episode 6: Charmaine We float in over a wooded area on the outskirts of a small city. Beyond the trees long curving estates, built in the 60’s to provide housing for the British middle-class. This is Plymouth, on the English South coast, and beneath us are the Parkway Woods. Our next subject is standing with her husband infront of one of the houses closest to the woods. We close in on them (drone footage). They both look happy to be on camera. Tall, slim, with sharp features and...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS10E15 Leigh Rush 38 from Plymouth

Once again, we fade in on our harshly lit bedroom set ... Looking at that ugly old, rusty steel bedframe, and the dirty mattress that’s resting on it. It’s an appalling sight, truly disgraceful ... It’s a bed that only the worst kind of person would even consider sitting on ... And yet we’re getting used to seeing it every week. Our guests, however, have never seen the set – because this was all recorded before the first episode aired ... And here comes our next subject, ready to see the...

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I fuck my sister in Plymouth

100% fiction! I was serving in the RAF at the time of this account and specialised in sorting out problems on aircraft. I was sent to airfields in the UK and in Germany. As a result I was rarely in one place for more than a few days so was unable to become sexually invoved with women. When necessary I would masturbate. My sister, Pat, was married to Jack who was in the Navy. His ship`s home port was Devonport and Pat and Jack had a house on the outskirts of Plymouth. At the time he was in his...

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Crazy Ass Life CH2

So fellow punks, goths, rejects and shejects Crazy Ass Life Ch.2 I woke up the next day in the hospital bed, they had me stay one more night to make sure I had no more problems. As I opened my eyes I saw Kayla's beautiful face, and her beautiful light blue eyes, and her beautiful silky black and blue hair. I know I haven't known her long but I'm in love with this girl. I believe we were supposed to have met that night. I have two broken ribs, a black eye and a broken nose from the...

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Crazy

Cait and I was visiting her mom and aunt one weekend. Her mom is doing okay now, but she hasn't started working again yet but she's planning to soon. And she hasn't gotten her own place yet either and she says she's looking but Cait and I both think she's lying about that. When we're there we sleep in the bedroom that's supposed to be her mom's and she always says “I'll just sleep on the floor in Jessica's room, I don't mind at all” but it's really obvious she never uses her room. One time Cait...

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Crazy Cat Lady

The crazy cat lady lived next door to me for as long as I could remember. All she did was sit in her house and tend to her cats. I think she had thirty cats give or take a few. The cat lady never bothered me and I am not sure why we started calling her crazy. She was in her mid fifties, long silvery white hair and she was skinny. Her husband had died many years ago. Her name was Ann. She was always nice to me and I even mowed her lawn during the summer. The summer that I was in my mid teens...

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Crazy Fun With Neighbour

Hi Everyone, I read a lot of stories at Iss, and it’s amazing to read stories rather than to watch porn. And now I would like to narrate my story. This is my first story. Hope everyone likes it. If you have any feedback please mail to The incident happened just two weeks before. Let me introduce myself. I am an It professional and also a dancer, footballer. Brown in colour, and a crazy-headed freak. I love to have sex but I do respect women . I never force anyone. I am staying in a gated...

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Crazy Twin Sister Chapter 12

Crazy Twin Sister Chapter 12 Crazy twin sister tricks her twin brother who got the family inheritance to go to a costume party dressed as each other. She has him drugged, checks him in to a mental hospital as her and pays off the doctor and staff to feminize and condition him to be a bimbo whore. In this chapter, Brian tricks Brianna into making an important admission on tape, but he still has problems trying to break free of the sordid life in which his sister trapped him. He risks...

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