The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)s11e16: Brooke Lister (24), From Bournemouth free porn video

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We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a quiet, uncrowded street ... Residences on one side, old post-war double-storey buildings on other. Shopfronts with flats above, dormer windows on the rooftops indicating that even the attic space has been converted into accommodation. At street level there are newsagents, real estate agents, and (covering two shop fronts) a large bicycle shop – proudly sign-posted as being open 7 days a week...

Infront of the store, facing away from us – blonde hair hanging down over her shoulders, her tight skirt highlighting her pert, perfect arse – tight white blouse showing an impressive upper body ... A sexy woman appears to be window shopping with her powerful looking, white haired, dome-headed, bull-terrier by her side...

She turns to face the camera – confirming our suspicions that this is our host, American dogslut and former Playboy centrefold, Jenna McCartney. The top three buttons of that blouse undone to make sure we can see plenty of cleavage – she paid enough for it, she wants to show it off. She smiles as she begins her introduction in her smooth mid-west American accent.

“Hello – and welcome to another edition of our dirty little show ... I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this is your star, young Buddy - and today we’re in the city of Bournemouth, in the south-west, to meet young lady who wants to take a ride – “, she thumbs back toward the shop behind her, just in case we missed the reference,” – all the way to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’”.

We move inside the store to see the racks of bikes handing on the walls and from hooks from the ceiling, spare wheels, locks, helmets and other gear...

And then we’re looking at a shop assistant, resplendent in skin-tight Lycra cycling gear – as if she’s just about to set off on one of the bikes. Her dead straight, centre parted brunette hair hangs down either side of her narrow, sharp featured face that’s very easy to look at. She introduces herself in a pronounced, but easily understood southern accent. Each time she smiles, or pauses, she seems to push her thin lips forward in a sort of toothy pout.

“Hello ... I’m Brooke Lister ... I’m 24 years old, and I’m from Bournemouth ... And ... I want to have sex with a dog!”

We cut to a shot of Brooke standing infront of a rack of racing bikes, with Jenna standing opposite her – nodding as her guest speaks.

“I don’t mean to sound arrogant or anything, because I’m not ... But men try to chat me up all the time ... Everyday ... I think it’s because I’m good looking ... But not great looking...” She makes pistol-fingers toward our host, indicating that she thinks Jenna is a representative of what would be defined as ‘great looking’ (and it’s hard to argue with her) – but she doesn’t pause, continuing with her story immediately. “I like it ... I liked it ... It’s nice to be popular. It’s nice to have options ... I can have, like, just about, any man I want – and I’ve had a lot of them!” She laughs, a little shame and a lot of happy memories. “But ... I’m bored ... Man after man, it gets boring ... They all want the same things – and I like them, but ... I just want something exciting and different, and unpredictable – and the idea of having sex with a big hairy dog ... It just drives me wild. Scares the crap out of me, but drives me wild!”

Jenna pretends to be a serious interviewer, microphone in one hand, young bull terrier pulling against the leash in the other, trying to stay still as she asks, “You say you’re bored of men – because of all the attention, which I can understand, but ... Have you tried anything else? Stepping over to bestiality is a pretty big leap...” She pushes her chest out, cleavage straining the front of her half-unbuttoned blouse. “I mean ... Have to tried switching genders, before switching species?”

Brooke jokingly pushes Jenna’s shoulder. “Oh nooo ... I’m not interested in girls ... I don’t want tits and soft curves...” She looks down at Buddy with a wicked glint in her eye. “ ... I want a big cock and rough hair ... I love a hairy man, and I can’t wait to try a big hairy dog ... With a big hard cock!” The way she smiles after saying this, her head tipped forward, just the corners of her mouth up – looks a little demented, but very cock-sure of herself.

Jenna lets her shoulders forward a little to relax her cleavage – no ‘sale’ today, she realizes she’s going to be a spectator, not a participant in her guest’s dogsex debut with Buddy. “Well, if that’s the case ... He might not be the biggest dog in the world, but I can vouch for his cock - so, I suppose we better get the two of you somewhere a little more private, and introduce you to your lover ... Do you have anywhere in mind?”

We cut to the shop’s back yard. Barely 5 meters by 5 meters of grimy, oil-stained concrete, with eight-foot high brick walls on three sides, and the back of a building on the other. The walls are topped by broken glass set in concrete. There’s a stack of old bikes and parts, some boxes, etc., on one side of the yard, but the pathway from the back door of the shop, to the wooden door in the furthest wall (with an open gate leading to a quiet back lane) is clear – and that’s where we find Jenna, Buddy and Brooke.

“I wanted to do it somewhere familiar, but dirty ... And I was having my break a few days ago, eating a sausage sandwich over there ... And I thought, I wouldn’t mind a ‘hot dog’ in here, like...” She smiles at the thought.

Jenna joins in, “Yeah, a nice dog in your mouth, filling your belly ... I can understand why that would appeal!”

Brooke continues, “The boss said he was happy enough for you to film here, just as long as him and Gary...” She nods toward the rear door of the shop – where two men, dressed similarly to her, are peeking around the door frame – “ ... could watch ... Dirty buggers!” She pauses, then flickers that little dirty smile again. “But ... Everyone’s going to see it on tv eventually, so I don’t have any problem with them watching live...”

“You’ve had a lot of men...” Jenna checks. “Have either of these gentlemen had the pleasure...?”

Brooke smirks, “Well, the boss – that’s how I got the job ... And Gary, he keeps asking, and I keep saying no ... So I’m sure today will really frustrate him ... I won’t say yes to him, but I’ll say yes to a dog!”

Gary shouts out, “Worst thing is, I’ve got a dog at home, you could have fucked him if that’s what you wanted!”

Brooke snaps back, with a smile, “Maybe after today I’ll take you up on that y’ dirty bastard!” It’s always ironic to hear a woman who’s about to suck and fuck a canine, calling anyone else ‘dirty’.

“Well...” Interrupts Jenna, “I think we all know what’s we’re here for now ... What do you say you get yourself out of those tight, tight clothes – and we bring in that big hairy fellow to give you a good, hard, hairy, fucking...”

We cut to Brooke unzipping the front of her top, gradually revealing more and more flesh. She’s a fit girl, slim with nice muscle tone, but not much size. Smallish boobs, maybe just about a B-cup (not that she’s wearing a bra), sitting high on her chest, with barely any sag – the nipples small and pointed straight forward. Peeling the Lycra suit off her shoulders and pulling it down her body, she reveals more and more smooth, white flesh. Slim but strong arms, narrow waist, flat belly ... Then the top is off, and she moves onto her bottoms ... Pulling them down over her hips, taking her g-string panties with them in one move – showing off an extremely well tended to pussy – a thin strip of very short, dark hair from just north of her clit, for barely a couple of inches. More of a pointer than a pussy.

It’s been a quick strip – she’s not interested in stretching this moment out, she just wants to be naked in the yard – infront of eyes and cameras, and ready for action...

We cut to a shot of an agitated looking Buddy, sitting at Jenna’s feet, standing, heaving on his leash, then sitting again, wanting to get at this sexy little bitch, waiting impatiently for his signal...

Then we’re back with our naked guest as she drops down to sit on the cold concrete floor, shifting around on her bottom until she is confident – feet on the floor, knees high, legs apart. She looks over toward the dog and smiles, reaching a hand reached out, finger hooked, beckoning him on – “Come on, boy...”

Buddy races into frame, skidding slightly on the concrete as he reaches her, and then rearing up, pushing beyond her outstretched arms, his big paws landing on her shoulders so that he’s standing up infront of her, pushing against her. He hits her hard enough to knock many girls over, but Brooke is made of sterner stuff, and she pushes back – smiling and gasping, “Ooohh baby ... OOoohhh ... You’re keen, aren’t ya?”

With her sitting, and him having his paws on her shoulders, he’s almost level with her face, and he’s flopping his tongue out, trying to ‘kiss’ her from the moment he rises up against her...

She keeps her head well back, out of range, turning away from him, laughing again – then she lifts his paws off her shoulders and pushes him away, smiling at him and laughing that, “Not long now, boy ... Not long...”

She rolls over from her backside to her front, knees on the hard ground, pushing her arse up in the air, taking her weight on her forearms ... She’s barely got her arse in the air before the dog is behind her, already trying to mount her – showing the kind of speed and enthusiasm to get started that only a young dog can muster...

He gets his body over her behind, his chest on the base of her spine, and wraps his front paws around her narrow middle, hooking them over her hips and using that grip to pull forward against her.

We cut to the widest angle we can get in this yard, watching her tight belly and strong legs straining as the muscular mutt begins to stab at her – enthusiastic, unskilled little bursts of energy as he tries to get his cock into her ... She raises her head and flips it sideways to move the hair out of her face, so she can look around at our cameraman and pull an anticipatory/excited face, growling, “Ohhh yeeaeaahhh!”

There’s a brief flash of joy on her face, wide-eyes, ‘O’ shaped mouth, as he finds his target, slipping inside, beginning to pump hard, but it only last a couple of seconds before he loses his balance and pushes forward too hard, tipping to the side and falling off her, letting us see his cock as it pulls out of her pussy. It’s not huge, not particular hard, useable – but not ‘ready’ – not big enough to take hold in her cunt.

She lets out a yelp, “OOhhh!” – disappointment joining the joy – as he staggers away, tail wagging, back beginning to bend as he walks...

“Come on, boy ... Come on...” Encourages Jenna, stepping forward to slap her guest’s tight behind ... Coaxing the dog back for another try.

Brooke stays in position, moving her knees up a little, which raises her arse, which pushes her pussy back and out. Trying to make herself more available... “Come on ... I’m waiting...”

The dog returns, mounting her straight on, over the top of her head, his chest on her back, his head on her arse, his cock stabbing into her hair ... Under him she’s laughing, yelping in surprise and delight... “OOoohhhh!” – over him, Jenna is pulling at his paws and chasing him, “Bad boy ... Bad boy ... Wrong end!”

We cut to a shot, a few seconds later, the dog has been repositioned – assisted – and mounted on our guest’s raised rear, his front legs wrapped around her, his hindlegs straining, almost vertical, thigh muscles popping as he tries to force his dick back into her flesh ... Jenna is behind him, helping to position him and reaching down between his hindlegs to take hold of his growing shaft and direct it into the waiting gash...

She finds the target, and the dog takes over - pumping into her at an insane pace. His strong little hips and huge thighs a blur of white hair as he drives his canine cock deep into her ... The strain of the sudden, deep, hard penetration showing on her face – her head up, eyes wide open, biting down on her bottom lip...

We cut down to a low angle, filming up between Brooke’s smooth thighs – looking at the wet shaft of the dog’s cock as it hammers in and out of her pussy, dragging her tight pussy lips in and out with it as they cling to the shaft. We can hear the wet slurping, sloppy noise of the cock sliding through her sexual orifice ... It’s an amazing sound...

Then we’re back to the side angle – watching as the dog continues to pound into her from behind. It took him a couple of goes to get start, but he’s really found his rhythm now ... Her thighs and bottom are just a little too long for his hind-legs, so he’s constantly raising one or the other, scraping them down her thighs as he tries to maintain position – his weight resting on her arse as he more or less see-saws his cock in and out of her.

Her whole body is buffeted under him, her head close to the dirty ground, her elbows tucked under her, small boobs pressed up against her triceps. Her face still showing pain and pleasure, turning red ... She looks like she’s having fun even if it does hurt like hell.

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Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e18 Sylvia Distin 55 from Chelmsford

We’re cruising along a wide and quiet suburban street. Green lawns stretch back from the pavement to the nice semi-detached homes. There’s a slim woman walking a large dog along the side of the road, and we pan around to look at her as we pass – it’s no-one we know, but we kind of wish we did! Then we’re looking forward again – seeing an intersection infront of us ... Then pulling up, looking out of the side window right at a single story, flat-roofed building. A sign outside reads,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e13 AnneMarie Silverwood

We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then fall toward the planet at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading north, toward Scotland ... Reaching ground level in the countryside in seconds. From here we race north, approaching cartoon St Andrew’s flags indicating that we are entering Scotland. High speed overland, fading through to live action as we enter the outer suburbs of a city ... Then through the streets...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e6 Maria

Series 5, Episode 6: Maria Sinclair (55) We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us ... She points down toward the country below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e6 Simone Butt 27 pig lover

Series 8, Episode 6: Simone Butt (27), from Bristol We open with an establishing shot of an impressive, modern brick and glass façade of a six-story office block on a busy street. Very clean, under a clear blue sky. We can see a figure approaching along the pavement, a slim lady with blonde hair. She’s wearing ripped blue jeans and a tight t-shirt, and her nice round boobs bounce on every step. It’s our Polish princess, Petra – and this week there’s no sign of her lovely Labrador. She...

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