The United Kingdom Of Zoo (A Fake BBC Documentary Series)S14, E18: Erica Murdoch (47), From Bournemouth free porn video

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With begin today’s show with a drone shot of the buildings and grounds of a large school campus - several large buildings surrounded by playing fields and parkland, and hundreds of students making their way from one building to the next as we watch...

A big caption appears, filling almost the whole screen, “BOURNEMOUTH, ENGLAND.”

The caption fades, and then we see that many of the students are double-taking, turning, walking backwards, as they see a woman in a very small red dress, striding confidently through the grounds toward the sports fields with a dog walking by her side ... Even at this elevation and distance we can see it’s a top-heavy slut...

Our drop down to ground level is timed to match the yard clearing of students, and by the time we see our host the vast majority of them are already heading into the buildings...

We transition from the drone shot to a hand-held shot of our host walking toward us – confirming that it’s our All-American ex-Playboy slut, Jenna McCartney – and that the red mini-dress is so short that we can almost see the crotch of her panties, with a front low enough that we can almost see her nipples ... It’s very slutty – and we love it...

By her side, pulling against her grip, is a mean-looking, muscle-bound hound – an American bulldog called Cooper...

Jenna introduces herself in that cool, friendly mid-western American accent, “Hello, and welcome to another edition of our little show ... I’m your host, Jenna McCartney, and this week, we’re in boring Bournemouth to meet a very clever lady who could go anywhere in the world, but really wants to visit us here, in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’!”

We cut to see this week’s guest...

Walking across the yard toward Jenna and Cooper – she’s perky and pleasant, with a pep in her step, her fist-sized boobs jiggling and bouncing inside a loose white blouse ... Narrow hips and slim thighs are wrapped in a knee length skirt, with skinny lower legs reaching down to high-heeled shoes as she clicks across the yard.

We cut to a close-up of her upper half and see that she’s a moderately attractive, middle-aged woman. She has a wider-than-seems-possible smile, with soft lips, which make her mouth looking disproportionately large compared to the rest of her face - but it somehow works. Her blonde hair is cut in a loose bob and has tell-tale dark roots. So ... She’s slim, she’s shapely, and she’s small, and her respectable but pretty white top and skirt show off enough flesh to let us know that she enjoys being looked at by her pupils and fellow teachers alike.

She stops infront of our camera and introduces herself with a somewhat nasal tone. “Hello, I’m Erica Murdoch ... Teacher, mother, wife ... Whore ... I wish!” She half laughs at her own desire – showing her strong sexual desire. “I’m 47-years-old, and I’ve always fantasized about being wildly depraved...”

We cut to a wider shot now, showing that she’s standing with our host and that mean looking muscle-dog of hers. Jenna holds her microphone out toward her guest as she gives her story/excuse for being here today in a bright and breezy manner...

“I come from a very respectable background, have a very respectable family, and teach at a very respectable school ... So, despite all the deviant little fantasies I have, and despite how depraved I dream of being, I’ve just never had the nerve to go for it!” She smiles. “And then ... I don’t know what happened ... Impulse took over ... I was looking at your website and I just applied for the show on a whim. Filled the form in and pressed ‘send’ before I could change my mind ... After that I left it in the lap of the Gods. I told myself that if you followed up, I wouldn’t back out, and ... Here I am!” She smiles again. A smile that says can-we-get-on-with-this?

Cut to her answering another question that’s been asked off camera. “I’ve had, I think, a pretty normal sex life. Nothing crazy. I had a few partners before I met my husband – but I’ve been honest and loyal to him since we started dating ... I couldn’t cheat on him or go behind his back. We’ve talked about perhaps experimenting with swinging, we’ve even found numbers we could call, but never actually made the phone call.”

Cut to another response, “No, he doesn’t know that I’ve applied for the show, but he knows that I want to. We watch together and we always enjoy it. I think, when he finds out, he’ll be quite pleased ... It’s also possible that he’ll be disgusted of course.”

Cut to another answer, “If he doesn’t like it ... Well ... It’ll be too late by then. If I’ve enjoyed it, I’ll want to do it again, and if he can’t live with that, I’ll have to make a decision about my future. If I don’t enjoy it, and he does, we’ll always have the video to watch back. If I enjoy it and he enjoys it – then the world will be ours to explore together!”

Cut to yet another response, “I hope it’s good. I want to cum on that big ugly doggy cock...” She takes a deep breath, raising her shoulders, tensing up at the thought - clearly thrilled just by saying this out loud, “I want it to be the best sex I’ve ever had. That would be a dream come true ... And I want my husband to enjoy it, and be turned on by it, and then I want to buy a dog with him so that we can do it whenever we want. And I want to do it on this show so that everyone will know what we’re doing ... It would be the ultimate in depravity...”

Jenna continues to nod, as she has throughout the interview. “It’s an old story ... But it never gets tired ... We love to find ladies like yourself ... And we love to make those dreams come true...”

Erica smiles, happy to be welcomed onto the show – as if she thought this was an interview to see if she was worthy of being on the show, rather than a straight-forward welcome ... I mean, we’ve never turned a wannabe dog-slut away...

We cut to a large room with several sofas. The walls are covered with notices and hand-drawn posters, rosters, charts, etc. We quickly realise that this is the school’s staff room. On the day the shoot, the room was closed to staff, who were aware we were filming – but not WHAT we were filming. One wonders what passing staff thought about the moans and screams from the room throughout the scene. But we digress ... Back to the action.

Erica is standing in the middle of the room – waiting. We can tell from her body language that she can’t wait to get her clothes off, she’s just waiting for the order...

We hear Jenna, from off camera, giving her that order. “Now - before you can get friendly with your partner for today, you need to get ready, and the first step to being ready, is to get naked...”

Erica somehow manages to make her smile even wider than before. Reaches up to undo the top button of her blouse, pauses, then suddenly rips it open, buttons popping everywhere. Her little boobs are exposed, and we see that they have strange, oversized dark pink nipples, with wide bumpy areolas. The effect is strangely cute – a lot like her.

She pulls her skirt up and grabs her panties, pulling them down and throwing them away. Then she turns away from us and bends over, flipping the skirt up over her firm bottom to flash her rear at us. There’s not much fat on it or her thighs – and we get an excellent view of her arsehole and pussylips.

She slips the skirt down and steps out of it before turning to face us again with her arms out wide. “Ta dahhhh” She says. She’s naked and proud of it – showing herself off.

Her belly Is pretty flat for a 44-year-old, her legs slim, pussy neatly trimmed into a little strip, and those funny little tits are sitting proud on her chest.

“How do I look?” She does a twirl to show off that firm little bottom again. “Will he find me irresistibubble?”

Jenna laughs a little and notes that, “This dog would fuck anything with a pulse, honey ... But yeah ... You’re irresistible alright...”

Erica looks down at the American Bulldog, and smiles, then totters over to one of the couches, the high heels slowing her a little – unbalancing her - making the move look even cuter, especially when combined with her slim build, pale skin and little tits (and matching tight little behind)...

Many watching will wish they could have seen her do this in her twenties ... But most will be quite happy with this woman in her mid-forties.

She ‘steps’ up onto the couch on her knees, falling forward with her elbows and forearms against the seat-back. She pushes her arse out to taunt the dog - wiggling it a little for our benefit...

“Ready!!” She calls.

We see Jenna bending down, showing off her magnificent fake cleavage, and unhooks the dog’s collar, setting him free with a slap on the arse...

Cooper rushes away from his mistress, right over to the couch, and jumps up – against the seat-back, turning side-on, pushing over her arm, trying to get closer – then pulling back and trying to stick his head under her arm ... His head pushing up against her soft, swinging tits, then back out and attempting to mount her shoulder, upper back and outstretched upper arm...

Erica pulls back, dropping her shoulder, and lets the dog back away ... She’s now supporting herself on one elbow, with one hand free to reach around behind his neck as they meet face-to-face - her smiling, him panting, and he immediately starts to lick at her face ... His wide mouth and sharp teeth looking threatening infront of her face – but she’s not worried ... She does absolutely nothing to stop him - just closes her mouth and eyes tight, and lets him lick her face as much as he likes. A tight-lipped smile forming and getting wider and wider throughout...

It’s a delightful sight – this middle-aged blonde MILF, on her knees, leaning forward on the couch, her little tits hanging under her, jiggling as she tries not to laugh at the licking, her face screwed up, and the nasty dog licking it over and over. Her skin glistening from the saliva.

As he begins to lose interest in licking her face, she makes sure she’s still got hold of his neck, keeping him close and pursing her lips – makes kissy kissy sounds - then poking her tongue out to attract him back ... Tempting him to give her a few more licks, and pulling her tongue back in before he makes contact ... Again ... Then a third time – and this time she leaves her tongue out, and her wide mouth a little open ... Letting him flop his tongue in and out, between her lips, inside...

Her confidence growing, showing absolutely no fear infront of the mean looking beast, she begins to try and catch his slimy tongue between her lips. It’s playful, and it’s disgustingly intimate...

And then the dog loses interest, pulling away from her grip on his neck, and then twisting away from her jumping down off the couch – leaving her looking up into our camera ... Smacking her lips, and licking them too ... Smiling to the viewers at home and commenting, “Yummy yummy doggy slobber!”

Meanwhile, on the floor, Cooper is in a hurry to get around behind his bitch, still trying to get at her snatch ... Raising his head, stretching up to reach at her pussy lips ... His tongue flapping again – so close her can smell it, desperately trying to taste it.

Just as she brought her mouth to his tongue, now she lowers her pussy to it ... Dropping down until her arse is almost on her heels, bringing her pussy right into dog-licking range. He stretches up lapping at it, flicking his tongue over the sensitive flesh ... Making her bounce up a little, just out of range, then dropping back to give him another go...

He licks again, getting a smoother, longer contact this time ... His tongue sliding over her crack, mashing the lips, slotting between them, making her gasp and drop her chest forward so that her head is resting on the back of the couch ... Pushing her arse back toward him, knees spreading on the seat cushion as she gives in to his licking...

He doesn’t lick for that long – just enough to get her nicely primed – relaxed and wet ... Her pussy as low as it’s likely to get ... At which point he rears up, and attempts to get his paws around her hips ... But she’s still too high – which amuses her, looking back over her shoulder and giggling gleefully at his frustration...

She taunts him a little, calling, “Come on boy ... Come on ... You can doooo iiiiit!” – and giving her behind another cheeky little wiggle ... Bouncing side-to-side ... He lets out an almost involuntary bark, seemingly surprising himself, and making her wince a little ... Then he launches forward ... Lurching up over her backside, almost jumping onto her back, grabbing around her narrow hips with his front paws, and then pulling his wide chest up over her, his hind-paws finding the edge of the seat and allowing him to push up and over her – getting his big chest in position over the base of her spine, and forcing his paws down her sides and grab around her belly just above her hips.

As he begins to pump his rear end at her hindquarters ... Banging up against her behind, stabbing at her with that thick cock of his ... The force and weight making her body shake, her little round tits jiggle ... Gasping, “Ooooffuuccckk ... Ooohhh ... Aaahhhh ... Aahhhh...” as his nails dig in, and his thrusts buffet her around.

We cut down to a low angle shot – looking up between her legs from below the level of the couch, watching as the tip of his cock prods up against our guest’s flapping pussy lips ... It’s shaky cam time, getting a particularly good view for a moment, enjoying the chaotic moment – dropping into slow-motion briefly to get an even better view as the angled tip of the bulldog’s cock appears to penetrate, then pull out, then penetrate again, then pull clear ... And finally – slamming home before we cut back to regular speed just as he switches into overdrive...

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We start this week’s show with establishing footage from our drone camera as it flies over a large area of well-appointed parkland – bowling greens, rows of trees in large curves, recently mown lawns, a children’s play park, over a small lake, more trees and then down to the neat semi-detached houses beyond... Dropping all the way down to street level, bringing our host into view – a white speck on the pavement at first, then as we get closer – a nicer, more attractive speck ... Closer...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E01 Christina Bruce 42 from Belfast

With series 12 completed, we roll straight through into series 13 - the same hosts, doing the same things all over again ... Aren’t we getting bored of this yet? Well, it appears not ... So... We start this week’s show with establishing shots of quiet suburban streets – semi-detached homes, very middle class and safe... And then, stepping into frame from the side, moving from behind the camera to infront - this week’s host ... Still the nation’s least likely sex symbol – short, fat,...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e16 Ava Marvaux 22

from Tottenham, London. We fade in on our hostess, Charley. She’s skirting that territory between sexy and strange. With her heavily botoxed face, obviously fake bolt-on boobs, and all those tattoos on her chest, her legs, her arms ... All wrapped up in too-small clothes, showing off as much flesh as possible – mini-skirt, sleeveless low-cut top. She’s strange, but she’s ours... We’re on a wide grey street, black fences on either side, nothing beyond them on one side, a blue storage...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e19 Belinda

Series 4, Episode 19: Belinda We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... We’re in an unimpressive residential area. Lots of orange/brown two story terraced houses that probably looked very modern and sharp in the early 80s, but now just look boring. An occasional resident walks along the street alone, a couple of cars pass by –...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E18 Audrey Moncur 43 from Sunderland NE

We open with an establishing shot of a windswept sandy beach - panning around over the sea (which looks a bit rough), and then seeing a long concrete pier curving out into the sea – waves crashing against it sending spray high into the air, and then continue panning across the pier as we complete our turn and come back to the beach ... Then behind the beach, a low raised, concrete beach-break walk ... And behind the walk, a row of (currently shuttered) low buildings – game arcades,...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e5 Julia Green 56

We fade in on high street – plenty of people around, obviously not during the Coronavirus lockdown. The camera swings around to face a bank, then moves in through the doors – past a member of staff on the front desk who waves at whoever is holding the camera (clearly knowing them) ... The camera moves past a line of customers and up to one of the cash windows ... The clerk behind the window looks up... She’s middle-aged, with a tired, almost ‘loose’ looking face – one of those big mouths...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e20 Tina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a built-up inner-city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a crowded sandy beach – kids building sandcastles, parents sunbathing ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures... Now we’re looking at a sandy beach on a perfect summer’s day – small waves rolling...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e7 Siobhan

Series 4, Episode 7: SIOBHAN We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a grim street of residential blocks – skinny kids running around as exhausted looking single mothers carry the shopping home ... Then we’re looking down at a crowded street market – barrows selling everything from fresh fruit and veg, to handmade jewelry and knock-off designer handbags. Now we’re in the middle of a busy food-court - restaurants...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e1 Sammy Murty

We open with an image of the United Kingdom – from high, high up ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a perverted version of Supergirl ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping to sea level over the Severn Estuary, between Wales (with a cartoonish huge flag waving on the coast, and the south-west coast of England, with...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e10 Alison Latham

Series 5, Episode 10: Alison Latham (47) – Wolverhampton We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then our very cartoonish, top heavy and slutty caricature of Charley appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” Then she waves for us to follow her, turns and skydives toward the country below at...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e7 Effat Hassan 41

Footage through a car window, looking out at a twilight sky and a virtually empty motorway ahead ... There’s a car in the distance ahead of us, an occasional car or truck coming the other way, passing us at speed, nothing like you’d expect from a busy rush hour motorway. Then we’re looking down at the driver from a high angle, corner mounted GoPro. The driver, as you’d expect, is the cleavage heavy, filthy looking pornstar-esque Charley Ozvik, the face of the British bestiality business, and...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e3 Rebecca

“The United Kingdom of Zoo” Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca We open with a shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Pause for a moment – then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our beloved Charley appears, floating in the sky with us like a twisted version of the old “Bewitched’ tv titles ... She smiles at us, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit to sea level over the English Channel, off the south coast, in...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e7 Asha

Series 5, Episode 7: Asha Goyal We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole country in one shot. Then a very cartoonish, top heavy pouting caricature of our host, Charley, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the UK below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then turns and dives toward the country at super-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess11e18 Cheryl Atkins 57 from Watford

Once again, we start the show with an establishing shot, taken on location in our guest’s home city ... This week it’s a large orange/brown brick structure – a council administration building. Concrete steps lead up to oversized wooden double doors, large windows look down from the upper floor. To one side the building continues in a similar design, to the other side a modern building with much more glass and steel. This is Watford Town Hall, and beside it the modern ‘Colosseum’...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess10e01 Anita Vernon 25 from Bury

As part of our commitment to social distancing and the safety of our great nation, this season of the “United Kingdom of Zoo” has been filmed almost entirely with remote cameras. We wish to thank the many lovely ladies who have travelled to see us at our Manchester studios, and hope they all enjoyed fulfilling their fantasies as much as we enjoyed watching... We fade in on a dark set. A spotlight illuminates a single bed – steel-frame, mattress, no bedclothes or pillows. We had a scour a...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess3e10 Stacy 44 hairdresser from London

Series 3, Episode 10: Stacy On one side of the street a row of pre-War three-story buildings – shopfront downstairs, residential apartment/flats above. On the other side of the street, modern four/five level office buildings, and an old train station with a sign outside that reads, “Welcome to Enfield Chase”. We’re in North London to meet our next subject, and she’s a subject who’s worth meeting. Back to those shopfronts – one in particular – Hair By Hottinger. A modest hair and beauty...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess6e11 Janine Saunders 18

Series 6, Episode 11 – Janine Saunders (18), from Birmingham We fade in on a nice townhouse in a nice neighbourhood – then we cut to inside the house and see our hostess – Charley – sitting at her desk, a large computer editing suite laid out infront of her (big computer, multiple screens, etc.) She appears to be editing an episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ as we watch, although there’s nothing sexual on screen at the moment, just a young couple walking a large Alsatian. Charley turns...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e2 Victoria Bravia 20

We open with our beautiful animated shot of the United Kingdom – from space ... Then our cartoon, top heavy tattooed version of Charley appears, floating in the sky with us, winking and smiling - then waving for us to follow her as she turns and falls toward the country at hyper-sonic speed, dropping from a low-Earth orbit toward the northern part of England, all the way down to a large old city of Sheffield right in the middle, in just a few seconds. Our animated Charley leads us all the...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess9e16 Sienna Triosi 24 married showoff

Series 9, Episode 16: Sienna Triosi (24), from Ipswich We open with a shot of a very boring, street two-up two-down terraced houses. Small paved front yards provide off street parking for a couple of small cars each. And then, walking up the street toward us – the chunky figure of our favourite Cockney wideboy, Dennis, and beside him the sleek, narrow figure of his mean looking, hard-loving, but ultimately very well-behaved Doberman, Casanova. We track backwards as he walks – keeping him...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12E19 Emma Withe 54 from Oakham

We fade in in the middle of a quiet street, in the low-rise central area of a small midlands town, with one and two story buildings around us. To one side, a long flat warehouse/factory type unit, stocking and fitting tyres for local drivers, to the other, the town’s train station. Looking like a traditional old station, but rebuilt fairly recently. There’s a small car park between us and the station, and it’s almost full. We watch as a car drives down the road toward us, then turns into the...

3 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e13 Colette

Series 4, Episode 13: COLETTE We see that familiar opening sequence – various scenes of UK life, taken from the introductions to previous episodes – a field, a beach, a pub, a motorway ... And then we’re looking at something new... This time our drone camera is floating over a road in a nice suburb on a beautiful sunny day. High stone/brick walls separate nice houses from the pavement. Not too many cars driving by. We’re following a middle-aged woman as she jogs ... Well, it’s more of a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess4e4 Melina

We’re looking at the beautiful English countryside – fields, stone walls, a few cows grazing ... Then we’re looking at a build-up inner city street – big shop windows and hundreds of people walking by ... Then we’re looking at a big boat crossing over a river – tourists leaning over the sides, taking pictures ... And finally we’re floating over the dull terraced houses and occasional grim tower-block of a northern English city. Over allotments, over a slow-moving river, dropping down toward a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess8e16 Lily Parkinson 32

Series 8, Episode 16: Lily Parkinson (32), from Chester We pan over a couple of large wooden animal shapes – a rhino and a giraffe - open on a large sign that reads “Chester Zoo”, then pan down to the main gates, watching as an excited family enters the facility. A mini-montage shows us some of the animals – large lizards, chimpanzees, elephants, lions, and finally a pair of dingos ... Pausing on the final animals as one suddenly mounts the other and starts fucking her ... We cut to a...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS13E17 Eva Ahn 33 from Motherwell

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a bright and classy business park – 2 and 3 level buildings with red and white facias, large black windows, small car parks... The car parks are mostly empty as we pan from one building to the next, and we realize that the sun is dropping in the background – it’s an evening shoot, and all of the workers have gone home for the day... We end our pan looking at the one building with cars/vans in the carpark. And then our host steps into...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess12e07 Cora Toney 25 from Newcastle

We start this week’s show with establishing shots of a large allotment on a sunny day – lots of small gardens sectioned off from one another, middle aged men avoiding their families – growing flowers, vegetables, or just hiding in garden sheds – and then we’re looking at a large blue-grey Weimaraner ... Watching for a moment as he sniffs around the corner of a garden shed, then turns, cocks his leg, and pisses on it... And then, stepping out from behind the shed, catching a little of that...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E20 Eva Straskova 30 from Notting Hill London

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of a large, grey, concrete and glass building. Seven storeys high, each as boring and square as the last. If it wasn’t for the row of green trees planted in the wide pavement out front there wouldn’t be any colour here at all. We move toward the building and note that the ground floor windows are mirrored glass – briefly casting a reflection of our camera crew – as we approach a pair of glass double-doors. Stencilled on the glass, a very...

1 year ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e5 Andrea

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29) – Uxbridge We open with our beautiful animation of the United Kingdom – from space... Our cartoonish, top heavy image of Charley appears, floating infront of us, smiling and giggling, then waves for us to follow her ... Turns and dives toward the country at hyper-sonic speed – and we follow - dropping from a low-Earth orbit – heading toward the south, toward London, then veering westward as we hurtle toward the ground ... Reaching ground level in...

4 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS14E01 Adrienne Huntington 42 from Swanage

We open this week’s show, as usual, with an establishing shot of the seafront of a small seaside town. Shops and shoppers, deserted ice-cream stands, a beach filled with yellow sand but virtually no holiday makers, and a very choppy bay stretching out in the distance, with land on one side and a pier on the other. We can hear the unmistakable blustering sound of wind blowing in off the sea ... We’re clearly at a seaside resort in the middle of winter. A big caption appears, filling almost...

2 years ago
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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriess5e8 Patricia

Series 5, Episode 8: Patricia Grant (41) – Dagenham We open with our familiar high image of the United Kingdom – from high up in orbit ... The whole of the British Isles in one shot. Then our top-heavy cartoon character version of Charley, our host, appears infront of us ... She points down toward the landmass below and says, “Hey look ... It’s the United Kingdom of Zoo ... Let’s look closer and see what we can see...” She giggles, then waves and turns and falls toward the country at...

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