Meals on Wheels 6 Teaching Ruths Granddaughter
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Hi im dave im a 30 year old pervet i moved into a Christian community house. There is 12 people that live here but i will tell you about ruth she is 25 skinny with amazing little toes nice b cup breast lovely little bum. I shared a room with 3 other lads so there was not much chance to take care of carnal needs plus it was not really the done thing. So i tryed to hide my perversions which worked for awhile but with ruth in her little sandals and Hannah smelly feet how could i resist(we talk...
FetishSome asshole had tried to explain to me, back in April, that the single-room in Waterford was “the size of a postage stamp.” What a lying little bitch. “Oh my god,” Stacy had squealed, “I hear there isn’t even, like, a real bed in there, it’s just, like, a mattress thrown on the floor.” “REALLY?!” I had exclaimed, genuinely excited. I had always enjoyed visions of debauched Thoreaueanism. Keeping things simple and skanky. That mattress could get awfully dirty, then. Good way to bring a princess...
A Turnabout Party Chapter 1 You are kidding me? It was Monday. I had just finished cooking dinner and my wife had just walked in the door from work. She set her things down and just said, "You may get your wish." "My wish?" "Yes. Your wish for us to go out with you looking like a woman." You see I'm a work at home husband, doing on-line editing of technical books, papers, and the like. My wife is a high end professional woman. I...
Sorting Out Part 5: House-Sitting 1978 During my freshman year spring term of college, I had picked up a job working weekends at a house about 3-4 miles from campus on Hardscrabble Road. The owner was in his mid-40's and a tall guy, around 6'3" and 230lbs. He was an insurance executive down in Manhattan. His wife was very eccentric and around 40 years of age, and was also very tall for a woman, probably around 6'1" and she was also fairly stocky in her build, probably weighed in at...
Sorting Out ? Part 6: Cleaning the Dorm Laundry Room. When my senior year of college rolled around, I moved from a very large main dormitory to the ground floor of a brand new dorm building. The top five floors were all women, and there was no stair access to these top floors from inside on our floor. Ground floor was accessed by an outside door to a lobby, and then there was a hallway with about 20 rooms, 2 guys per room. I was around 6?2? and 178lbs, fairly long blonde hair...
Emily lay still, exhausted. She could feel the prickly fur of the dog that had mounted her, stuck to her soft, smooth skin of her bare body, stuck to the dried saliva, sweat and cum of multiple men. Even now she could feel remnants of the creatures cum slowly leaking from her sore, stretched pussy to mingle with the sperm of her father and uncle dripping down her round buttocks. The pretty young redhead had given up. Just hours ago she had woken, dazed and confused, strapped naked to a...
Sorting Out Part 3: Halloween 1971 By Margaret Rene Claire I remember it was the following fall after my first time "outside" dressed completely as a girl during 6th grade at Halloween 1970. Now it was one year later, and I was12 years old and in 7th grade. My older sister was now a senior in high school and my younger sister was in 3rd grade. I had relegated dressing up to just once or twice a month when no one was home. When my older sister was working or doing something with...
During the first half of the 21 century the nanny state became so world wide that no one was producing what was needed to keep the human population from becoming extinct. Ultimately there became two factions that fought over the control of the planet. These were the hard core liberal element led by female politicians that only wanted power and really did not care about the people. The other group believed that each person should carry his or her own weight. During the war that followed the...
Sorting Out: Part 1 By Margaret Rene Claire I have always wondered if anyone hearing about this personal story of mine will ever believe that these events really did happen in these ways. But, they are true, and the truth is, I spent much of my formative years (from age 4 through 10) in significant gender confusion. I was raised as a young boy in the 1960's with two sisters and no brothers. I had the controlling and strong-influencing impact of my older sister of 5 1/2 years....
Sorting Out Part 2: Halloween 1970 By Margaret Rene Claire I was in 6th grade and it was October. My friends and I still thought it was fun to wear costumes to school on Halloween, and that year I went as Frankenstein. I wore a black checked heavy wool lumberjack shirt stuffed with rags to make me look real "thick", black pants, and my black US Army paratrooper boots. I had a plastic Frankenstein monster mask, and wore a cutout box on the back of my head to make my head look...
Previous: The Girl Scout-1; The Girl Scout-2 Daddy; The Girl Scout -3 The Tool Man; The Girl Scout – 4 Tag Teamed ; The Girl Scout -5 Die Bitch Die; Girl Scout 6 -Cum Faced The Girl Scout-7 HOGTied; The Girl Scout -8 Getting to Know You; The Girl Scout -9 Sleeping Beauty; The Girl Scout – 10 Work It Good The Girl Scout -11 Lights Out Bitch; The Girl Scout-12 Doctor Rosen The Girl Scout -13 Papa and Grand Daughter The Girl Scout -14 Exam Hell The Girl Scout -15 Training and...
Hannah did not know what time she fell asleep, but she did know that despite her fatigue it took her at least a few hours. She cried the entire time too. She kept waiting for Tank or one of the other bikers to come in and rape her some more, but it never happened. Eventually she somehow was able to fall asleep, and she dreamed of simple pleasures like being back at home with friends and family throughout the night. “Wakey wakey slut!” Tank exclaimed, slapping Hannah in the face hard and...
Introduction: A beautiful 24-year-old Asian girl goes on vacation but gets lost in a small town and quickly kidnapped by a ruthless and violent biker gang. She struggles to survive as they turn her into their personal fuck-toy, beating and raping her constantly. Chapter 8: Day 2 with Big Joe Hannah wasnt sure what time she fell asleep, but she knew it took at least several hours. Shed never been in so much pain before. The skin on her breasts, ass, and vagina all felt like it had been sanded...
Hannah was on her knees underneath a large desk and sucking an Outlaw’s large, smelly penis. Her hands were still tied behind her back and she was completely naked except for the black stripper heels on her feet. The Asian was crying softly as she serviced the biker’s disgusting cock while he did some sort of work on a computer. She’d been blowing the hairy man for more than ten minutes and he still did not appear close to cumming. Hannah was just grateful to be back in the lounge and...
Hannah wasn’t sure what time she fell asleep, but she knew it took at least several hours. She’d never been in so much pain before. The skin on her breasts, ass, and vagina all felt like it had been sanded off, and her raw asshole was so excruciatingly torn and stretched. Perhaps worst of all, however, was having Big Joe’s rancid, sweat-soaked socks in her mouth all night long. The sour taste of them was so awful and each time she had to swallow Hannah almost puked in her mouth. ...
Most of the people on the street looked up as I drove past. They were drawn by the sound, like that of a huge angry bear on steroids. My Pype bomb exhaust system announced the presence of my blacked out 2014 Mustang 5.0. People walking down the street had several reactions. Most smiled in appreciation at the automotive masterpiece that was my favorite vehicle of all time. A smaller number, actually stopped what they were doing and stood in slack jawed worship. Those were the faithful, the ones...
Just as Hannah thought, the bikers headed straight back to the bar. They’d been gone for only about an hour, but when they entered the parking lot Hannah noticed that there were at least 10 more motorcycles sitting there. Her heart was pounding in terror as she was hauled back into the large tavern, with the other Outlaws right behind her. There were several bikers hanging out in the lounge and drinking beers, but as soon as they saw Hannah they got up and followed her into the...
A week later... It only had been only a week since Stephanie and I had made love and during that next week I was riddled with guilt knowing for second time in less that year I had been unfaithful sexually to the woman who I really wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I didn’t really want to tell Jackie about what happened with Stephanie and I just week before because I had this overwhelming feeling this time around Jackie would decide to break up with me for sure. But like the old saying...
“Wake up slut! It’s time to put that hot little body to work, you got a long day ahead of you,” one of the bikers declared, slapping Hannah roughly across the face. Hannah yelped in pain as she was abruptly and painfully woken up. Immediately the horrible reality of her situation set in and she started whimpering miserably. She didn’t know what time she fell asleep, but it had taken her at least a couple hours and she felt like she’d hardly slept at all. There were at least 15 bikers...
Hannah had no idea how she survived the next several days with Big Joe. Over the course of that time, the huge beast continued to take Hannah with him to many different towns and neighborhoods. Her purpose on these trips, of course, was to fuck whoever he commanded her to. Then, in the evenings, she was forced to pleasure the sadistic biker in unimaginably cruel ways. Every single night the Outlaw raped Hannah at least two or three times, and since he was such an anal aficionado, he...
episode 27 (This follows “Getting Nekkid With a Cheerleader”)The annual football game between the University of Georgia and the University of Florida is a very unique clash. Rather than alternating the game on each other’s campus, the two universities have met in Jacksonville, Florida since 1933. The tickets sold to the event are divided equally between the two universities, so that both teams fans show up in equal numbers. The crowd is enormous and the festive party atmosphere that surrounds...
College SexAuthor's Name: Lee Anne Montgomery ([email protected]) Story Title: Woman Partner (Chapter 13 - My Coming Out Party) This work is copyrighted to the author ©2003. Please do not remove the author information or make any changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial "free" sites, or in the "free" area of commercial sites. Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to, and hope that I receive, your feedback....
“Wake the fuck up slut!” Tank shouted, slapping the unconscious Asian hard across her cheek. “No!!! Please, please, please,” Hannah shrieked, as she was jolted awake and instantly began pleading in terror. “We marked you up pretty good last night,” Tank remarked, as he stared at the Asian’s battered and bloodstained tits. “But not as much as you deserved slut. You’re lucky we didn’t fucking kill your ass for that little bullshit stunt you tried to pull.” “Please don’t—don’t hurt me, please...
Gary's Golf "Outing" Chapter 6 Suck-cessful Coming Out Party "Christie and I decided that tonight was the ideal time for my ?cumming out party.' The question now is: where do we have the party?" "I think I have the answer to that question, honey," Christie said. "Bob has to get up early for work, we may have to walk back to our condo if the cart doesn't start, so what better place to have a party than right here?" "Here? With all these people? No way," I protested. "Way,"...
Hannah was rudely awoken, like always, with a hard smack to her face. She yelped in pain and immediately began whining in terror. She could hardly remember getting pulled from the shower and tied to the bed last night. However, she did recall puking up a huge amount of sperm and piss into the tub. Her jaws and throat were still extremely sore from the dozens of blowjobs she’d been forced to give, and the burn mark on her back was still very raw and inflamed. “Get your ass up cunt, you...
Hannah did not come close to making her $3000 quota. By the time she got back out to the bar, it was past midnight and more than half of the patrons she’d seen when Wayne and Carl had bought her were long gone. Moreover, after the horrendous nightmare the two men had put her through, she had little strength or willpower to continue her duties as a whore. The Asian was almost like a zombie as she transported various johns back and forth from her room. The only times she showed any kind...
Less than 50 miles away from where Hannah was suffering, inside a tavern also owned by the Outlaws, another whore was having a miserable night of her own. Ellen Duffy, the incredibly hot redhead and Miss Washington contestant, was on her back with her legs spread while a fat, greasy Mexican fucked her pussy raw. He was the fourth Mexican in the past 20 minutes to fuck the young redhead, and he was in a state of euphoria as he pounded into Ellen like a savage. “So boys, we got a deal?”...
On the other side next to him sat Mary. Seth whispered something in her ear and he noticed that Mary was blushing. Her lips formed a word, she then sighted and walked off into the kitchen. John looked surprised but Seth ignored his slave. When Mary came back, she bend forwards, with her back to Seth, to put a fresh beer on the table. He hiked up her skirt and saw her thong inside her pussy, just as Seth had ordered her minutes before. Mary put the skirt back and walked away, He noticed that...
______ A deadly hush descended on the pitch. Dave, 12 yards out from the goalline, measured himself up. I watched from way behind, the other end of the pitch, silently screaming.This was it. This ws the moment. Full-time, a sideways dig had landed Shaughnessy with a welt above his left eye, and us with one final penalty kick. One more goal, and we were ahead. One more score and Reid would win us the match. He drew his hand over his brow, and the screech of the ref's whistle signalled the...
The evening was not going well and Cheryl knew it. Only 18, she had almost passed out when a college junior had asked her here. Telling her mother and father that she was going to a girlfriends house for the night, she met her date, Billy, at a convenience store near her home. Just getting in the car made her feel much older than her years. Now, several hours later, sitting on a couch in a crowded fraternity house, she was feeling like fifteen again. A bunch of guys had made a...
Introduction: A little celebration….. Comment if you like/hate/have a comment ,) ______ A deadly hush descended on the pitch. Dave, 12 yards out from the goalline, measured himself up. I watched from way behind, the other end of the pitch, silently screaming.This was it. This ws the moment. Full-time, a sideways dig had landed Shaughnessy with a welt above his left eye, and us with one final penalty kick. One more goal, and we were ahead. One more score and Reid would win us the match. He drew...
Steve awoke dizzy and confused. His head was spinning from all the alcohol he consumed from the party last night. As he tried to focus his eyes in the pitch black bedroom he realized he was bound to each corner of the bed. He struggled to free himself but the straps were to tight. It wasn’t his bedroom, the sheets didn’t feel the same and the bed was much bigger than his. Perhaps someone at the party was playing a joke on him. As Steve struggled he noticed the clothes he was wearing were not...
“Well, I guess I’ll be getting into my own bed.” Leah whispered. By the uproar in the hallway, they heard Lily had returned from the party. The loudness of the noises made her assume that Lily was slightly drunk. “Yeah… you should.” As much as he wanted to keep his little teen close to him, Robert knew his wife must never find out about this. “Remember. You’re not telling anyone right?” He added to make sure she understood. Leah nodded as she got up from the bed. Robert had replaced the...
Martin Schreiber ist mit 30 Jahren endlich ein glücklicher Mann. In seinem bisherigen Leben - sowohl im Privatleben als auch im Beruf - oft als Verlierer gehänselt, haben sich die Dinge für ihn im letzten Jahr grundlegend zum Guten hin gewendet. Zunächst war da vor neun Monaten die Hochzeit mit seiner knapp zwölf Jahre jüngeren und bildhübschen Ehefrau Marianne, die er durch seine Schwester kennengelernt hat. In der Hochzeitsnacht war die damals Achtzehnjährige noch eine schüchterne Jungfrau...
The party was over. Almost everybody had left, leaving you and five of your friends alone. Aside from you, there was Miranda, Nicole, Sarah, Matt, and Tom. You've had a crush on Miranda since as long as you remember. She was perfect in your eyes. She had beautiful brown and you would love to run your fingers through it, or... lace your fingers in it as her head bobbed up and down on your cock. You imagine either option would be pleasant. She had also had a wonderful pair of 36C boobs that you...
Group SexEs ist ein warmer Sommertag Ende Juli. Die Bewohner der Buchenallee sind bereits in ihren Häusern, obwohl es erst 19 Uhr ist. Denn heute steht um 20 Uhr die alljährliche Nachbarschaftsparty auf dem großen Gelände der Familie Meier an. Die Familie Meier hat das größte Haus in der Buchenallee und damit auch noch den größten Garten, welcher sich über viele hundert Quadratmeter hinter dem pompösen Anwesen erstreckt. Eine Terasse hinter dem Haus erstreckt sich weiträumig, der gepflasterte Bereich...
Die 18-jährige Claudia und ihr Freund Thomas sind seit einem Jahr zusammen. Erst lief alles prima aber jetzt haben sie öfters Streit. Für Claudia war Thomas der erste Mann , Thomas hingegen hatte schon etliche. Er hatte die schüchterne Claudia auf einer Party kennengelernt. Eigentlich war sie nicht sein Beuteschema aber er hatte was getrunken und sie angequatscht. Als er sie in einer Ecke nur knutschte und ihr einen intensiven Zungenkuss verpasste bekam sie einen Orgasmus und krallte sich an...
TeenAnmerkung des Autors: Ich habe ein ungefähres Ziel zu dass ich mit dieser Geschichte erreichen will. Aber es gibt noch viele andere Möglichkeiten wie sich die Geschichte entwickeln kann. Also ist jeder herzlich eingeladen Kapitel hinzu zu fügen und ich bin dankbar für Kritik und Ratschläge für meine Art die Geschichte zu schreiben. Diese Geschichte ereignete sich eine Woche nach dem Ich mich von meinem Exfreund John getrennt hatte. Er hatte mich mehrmals betrogen. Als ich das erste mal Gerüchte...
Teen//Hey, das ist meine erste Geschichte hier. Ich freue mich über euer ehrliches Feedback, Tipps und Hinweise von eurer Seite aus. Ihr könnt gerne eigene Kapitel hinzufügen wenn ihr Ideen habt. Ihr könnt mir auch gerne eure Wünsche schreiben, dass ich sie in die Geschichte mit einbauen kann. Natürlich ist das alles nur eine Geschichte und erscheint manchmal etwas unrealistisch. Der Kern der Geschichte soll, wie der Titel schon sagt, eine kleine Party von 3 Geschwisterpaaren sein, die etwas...
You’re hosting a party with six of your closest friends when, suddenly, three girls show up uninvited. Ethan(You): Rich Kid- You are the host of the party, as you live in a large house, and your parents are on vacation. Most of the rest of your personality is up to you. Kyle: Best Friend- Your best friend is a smart, yet athletic, geek. He plays soccer, but prefers to sit around and play video games with the guys. Matt: Lovesick Joker- Matt basically spends his days either pining after girls or...
TeenSie hatten sich alle schon so lange auf diese Party gefreut. Die zwölfte Klasse war wie immer mit der Aufgabe eine Schulparty für ihre eigene Stufe zu veranstalten, beauftragt worden. Doch dieses Jahr sollte sie größer werden als die sonst im kleinen staubigen Keller, mit den alten dreckigen Sofas und den ausrangierten Stühlen. Denn dieses Jahr hatten sie ihren Rektor Herr Müller tatsächlich dazu überreden können die Party in der Schuleigenen Aula abhalten zu können, sofern danach alles...
Teen"Nächster Halt: Friedrichstraße", ertönte es aus dem kleinen Lautsprecher neben der Tür. Das war meine Haltestelle, eine Strasse weiter war die Party - Nadines Party. Ich hatte die Blondine vor drei Wochen bei einer Geburtstagsfeier einer guten Freundin kennengelernt. Wir waren uns gleich sympathisch und so lud sich mich zu ihrer Party in dem großen Stadthaus am Rande des Parks ein. Der Bus kam mit kreischenden Bremsen an einem kleinen Unterstand aus Glas zum Stehen. Außer mir stieg nur ein...
TeenMein Name ist Paul, ich bin 16 Jahre alt und bin etwas aufgregt... Mein Freund Flo (Florian) hat heute Geburtstag und hat nicht nur mich, sondern auch M
Es war ein schöner, lauer Sommerabend. Die Klasse 10B feierte ihre Abschlussparty am Strand auf einem idyllischen kleinen Campingplatz, der direkt am See gelegen war. Die Party hatte sich rumgesprochen, so waren neben den Schülern auch noch einige Geschwister der Absolventen, Freunde und ein paar Eltern anwesend. Es wurde gegrillt und getrunken, ein paar Jungs waren grade dabei, noch etwas mehr Holz für das Lagerfeuer zu sammeln und dieses in Gang zu bringen. Ein paar Mädchen spielten...
Die achtzehnjährige Julia fühlt sich beinahe wie im siebten Himmel. Sie kann es kaum noch erwarten, bis sie in einer Woche endlich ihren zwei Jahre älteren Freund Steffen heiraten wird. Ihre beste Freundin Melanie wird bei der Hochzeit eine ihrer Brautjungfern sein. Melanie erzählt ihr, dass Steffens Freunde am nächsten Abend eine wilde Junggesellenparty planen und dazu als Höhepunkt eine professionelle Stripperin einladen wollen. Julia starrt ihre Freundin total entgeistert an, als sie...
Es war wiedermal Freitag Nachmittag und ein Kumpel rief bei mir an ob wir uns nicht bei ihm zu einer kleinen Lan-Party treffen könnten. Meistens sind wir dann zu dritt oder zu viert und obwohl ich dieses Wochenende eigentlich keine Lust hatte, meinen Rechner ab und aufzubauen und Treppe rauf und runter zu schleppen, sagte ich zu, was tut man nicht alles für seine Freunde. Bei ihm angekommen, war alles schnell aufgebaut und wir spielten erstmal zu dritt ein bisschen Battlefield irgendwann musste...
The Party by DCRI was told to dress in a formal gown. This was very strange.Master usually took me to parties in the most revealing costume he had.I've been his slave for 4 years now, and never had such a request.I knelt before my Lord."Stand up, Little Cunt.", commanded master, "I want to see howbeautiful you look."I blushed. Master never called me beautiful. He knew I craved to beshamed.Master looked me over, as a groom inspects his bride. I blushed again.Since we've met, he's whipped,...
Also ich bin Mathias bin 25 Jahre alt, sportlich, gut bestückt und immer geil. Meine jüngere Freundin Steffi zeichnet sich besonders durch ihre geilen Titten (80DD) und ihre teilrasierte Fotze aus die sie am liebsten mehrmals täglich gestopft haben will.Sie bläst auch supergerne läßt sich aber lieber in ihr Gesicht spritzen als in ihren Mund. Es war mal wider Freitag abend und ich wollte weggehen, da aber Steffi am nächsten Tag sehr früh raus mußte sagte sie mir das ich ruhig ohne sie gehen...
‚Phu, endlich Feierabend’, denke ich bei mir, als ich mein Büro verlasse. Heute war mal wieder einer von diesen Tagen, an denen einfach nichts passieren wollte. Ich konnte mir nicht mal an meiner Mitarbeiterin aufgeilen, da sie gerade in den Ferien ist (… denn sonst würde mir, wie so oft, zufällig der Kugelschreiber auf den Boden fallen, damit ich einen Blick zwischen ihre gespreizten Beine werfen kann. Da sie meist kurze Röcke trägt sieht man dann schön auf ihre von feiner Seide eingehüllte...
Kürzlich überraschte mich mein Frau mit dem Thema Dildo-Party. In ihrer Firma hatte man sich im Damenkreis offenbar darüber unterhalten und sie (Claudia, Mitte Vierzig) fand es einfach spannend. Sie erzählte mir davon bei einem Spaziergang und auch, dass z. B. in der Frauenwelt gerne eine Gleitgel dazu genutzt wird, bei zu ausladenden Innenseiten der Oberschenkel die Reibung zwischen ihnen und dem Slip zu verringern, in dem man Gleitgel aufträgt. Auf jeden Fall interessierte sie das Thema sehr,...
“Well, I guess I’ll be getting into my own bed.” Leah whispered. By the uproar in the hallway, they heard Lily had returned from the party. The loudness of the noises made her assume that Lily was slightly drunk. “Yeah… you should.” As much as he wanted to keep his little teen close to him, Robert knew his wife must never find out about this. “Remember. You’re not telling anyone right?” He added to make sure she understood. Leah nodded as she got up from the bed. Robert had replaced the...
TabooWhen I woke up today, this isn't what I had expected. My girlfriend and I had been discussing group sex. Hosting an orgy. Gangbangs turned her on as much as they did me. Still, this isn't what I had expected. The scene is her and me in the middle of the hotel room on our knees, side by side with young men all around us. You couldn't look in any direction without seeing a penis. What I had in mind was maybe a threesome. What she arranged for us was so much more. The first guy to approach us was...
Sicher hat jeder schon einmal zu viel ?ber den Durst getrunken. Das erste Mal, das ich noch gut in Erinnerung hatte, war bei mir in den sp?ten Teens gewesen. Ich wusste Alkohol schlicht nicht einzusch?tzen, und versch?tzte mich gewaltig. An alles kann ich mich auch nicht mehr erinnern, gegen den sp?teren Abend wird es undeutlich, bis dann gar nichts mehr da ist. Die Folgen am n?chsten Tag waren nat?rlich katastrophal, das Leiden riesig gro?. Und trotz dieser h?chst unangenehmen Folgen passierte es...
Steve awoke dizzy and confused. His head was spinning from all the alcohol he consumed from the party last night. As he tried to focus his eyes in the pitch black bedroom he realized he was bound to each corner of the bed. He struggled to free himself but the straps were to tight. It wasn't his bedroom; the sheets didn't feel the same and the bed was much bigger than his. Perhaps someone at the party was playing a joke on him. As Steve struggled he noticed the clothes he was wearing were not...
CrossdressingMy wife is a sexy and roaming wife. She just can't seem to help herself. I am her fourth husband because she just couldn't be faithful to anyone. We have now been married eight years and she knows it turns me on when she has her infidelities and I always let her cuck me with at least one of these conditions: that she either does it with me watching, listening or her telling me about it just before or right after. One of my favorites parts though is to watch her seduce or be seduced. When she is...
The goddamn Super Bowl. My husband makes such a big deal out it. Three or four of his buddies show up hours before the game to drink beer and juice up their testosterone so they can yell at the TV. I’ve always been bored. This year I decided to spice things up as only a woman can. “I’ll make you a deal,” I told my husband Bill. “Instead of betting on the game, bet on me.” “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well,” I said, “Give me the four hundred dollars you guys always put in your football pool...
As I turn the corner she belly flops onto my bed. "Owww! What was that?!?!" She reached under the covers and luckily it was just a textbook I had under there. "So you disappeared for a bit tonight. Where were you?" she asked. I responded with the best I could think of, "I went back to smoke some weed with some guys." "Well good for you. I love your room. I wish I had a single. I have to listen to my roommate make out with boys every other night. Mind if I use your restroom?" she...
A week before THE PARTY, the caterers and party planner started to have equipment dropped off at the house. Twenty-five round tables that could each seat eight were delivered along with two hundred folding chairs. The delivery crew set up about a dozen of the tables in the area away from the kitchen and heavily used part of the patio. Dave’s garage and carport became unusable for cars as box after box of other things needed for the large crowd arrived: paper goods, linens, racks of glassware...