Thanks to Elrod for building Bikini Beach and letting us
play there, and to him and Radioactive Loner for the
encouraging words and the great patience shown in editing
my draft.
Many thanks also to Tiana Red Wolf for the Spanish
translation that appears in this story (and to the others
who offered to help). Tiana, your translation came through
without a hitch. Thanks again.
Speaking of which, any Spanish-speaking readers might want
to skip over the short Spanish conversation, as it gives a
preview of something that happens afterwards.
Finally, Thanks to Steve Zink for his last minute editing
help.
Bikini Beach: Child Star
By Ellie Dauber
(c) 2002
Ted Bramson stepped up to the counter. "Big Mac, medium
fries, and --" He saw that the guy working at the register
was staring at him. 'Aw, not now,' he thought.
"Hey, I know you," the guy said after a minute or so. He
was a tall, skinny, boy of, perhaps, 17, who should not
have worked anyplace where his skin and grease might come
in contact. "You're... umm... Joey, yeah, Joey from that TV
show, IT AIN'T EASY."
"No, you're mistaken." It was a lie Ted used too often
these days. "I get that a lot, but I'm not him."
It didn't work. "Sure you are -- hey, I love that show on
NICK AT NIGHT."
"Honest, I'm not him." He shook his head for emphasis.
Ted was short -- barely 5 foot seven -- though solidly
built, with straight, dark brown hair. His height had
helped him be believable as he played a high school student
into his early twenties. It had worked against him, though,
in the seven years since the show was cancelled.
"Yeah, right... hey, how'd that song go? 'It ain't easy; it
ain't easy; it sure ain't easy... being me.'" Ted winced.
The kid had a tin ear.
Ted looked at the kid's name badge. "Look... Mark... if I
say that I am Joey, can I get my order?"
Mark stiffened. "What's the matter? You think you're too
good to talk to a fan? Maybe you're too good to be
eating..."
"Maybe you should go back and check the fries machine,
Mark," a new voice said. "I'll take care of this customer."
The speaker was a woman with coal black hair and one of the
best figures he'd ever seen.
"Hi," she said. "I'm Glenda, the assistant manager. I'm
sorry about Mark, he's kind of new working at the counter."
"It's all right," Ted said, trying to smile. He glanced
down quickly at her hands. Damn! That engagement ring
looked new. "It's not his fault that I look like 'Joey'
from that show."
Glenda raised an eyebrow. "If you _aren't_ him, you're his
double. Tell you what, by way of apologizing for Mark, how
about I don't charge you for the drink?" She looked down at
the unfinished order on the computerized register.
"Whatever it is."
"Medium Diet Coke... no ice, and it's not really
necessary." He wanted to end this conversation before
anyone else joined in.
"Sure it is. My employee was rude to you, and I want to
apologize." She faked an exaggerated pout. "Please...
pretty please."
Ted laughed. "Okay, okay. I'll take the free Coke."
"Fine." She was all business now. She took his money and
was quickly back with the food. "Thanks for coming in and
have a good day," she said as he walked away from the
counter. "And I really do apologize."
Ted took a seat in a booth along the wall, the least likely
spot to be seen, just in case. He was about halfway through
lunch when he heard another voice. "May I speak to you a
moment, Mr. Bramson?"
He looked up. The voice belongs to a very attractive
brunette in her early twenties. She was wearing a pink T-
shirt, with some sort of writing on it in a darker pink,
and one of those wrap-around beach skirts. Should he lie or
try to impress her, maybe try for a date? It had been a
long time since he'd spent an evening just talking with an
attractive woman. Not since he and Stacy broke up... was it
already two months?
The woman smiled... sympathetically? "I'm sorry, Mr.
Bramson, I really am, but I'm seeing someone right now.
Thank you, though. I am flattered by the thought."
"How did you..." It was like she'd read his mind.
"Lucky guess." She said it a little quickly, kind of the
way he spoke when he lied about being Ted Bramson. "I'm a
big fan of your old show... so is my Grandmother. Even more
so, in fact."
He sighed. He'd more or less admitted the truth. "Do you
want an autograph?"
"Actually, I was hoping you might come over to the park. I
know Grandmother would love to meet you."
"Park? I'm sorry, I..."
"Oh, excuse me. I was so excited about seeing you, I forgot
to introduce myself." She stuck out her hand. "My name's
Anya. My Grandmother and I run a water park -- Bikini Beach
-- over on the other side of town."
"I... I think I saw a sign for it coming in from the
airport."
"Probably; we've got a billboard along that road. Anyway,
it would be great if you could come over."
"I don't know. I'm kind of busy."
"The play? Oh, but you've only got rehearsals part of the
day till Friday." Ignoring the surprised look on his face,
she opened her purse and pulled out a pen and a small scrap
of paper... no, a business card. "Let me sweeten the offer
a little." She wrote something on the back of the card and
handed it to him.
Ted looked at the card. The front said "Bikini Beach" in
the same stylized printing as on her shirt. An address and
phone number were on below the name. He turned it over and
read, "Okay for a two-day pass. Anya." The handwriting was
very feminine; the ink the same dark pink as the writing on
the card.
"That's an awful lot for just an autograph and a handshake
with you and your Grandmother."
"Call it my way of saying thanks for the fun we've had
watching your show. And this way, you'll have something
else to do while you're here in town."
"I'll think about it," he said.
"That's all I ask." She turned and left. He was almost
finished with his lunch before he began to realize just how
many "lucky guesses" Anya had just made.
***
The dinner theater was only a two-block walk from the
restaurant. As he came closer, Ted noticed that they'd
finally gotten the marquee lettered.
THIS WEEKEND ONLY
MURDER AT MIDNIGHT
STARRING TED BRAMSON
TV'S JOEY EASY
"Damn," Ted said under his breath. "Bad enough that my
name's _under_ the title, but Joey's name is just as big as
mine."
It was worse when he got to the theater. Half the posters
had his old picture from the TV show, instead of the
publicity still he was using now.
He wished he could just throw a tantrum and back out. The
problem was that this was the first real acting job he'd
had in months. The last thing he needed was to get a
reputation as hard to work with. He sighed and went in.
This afternoon was for blocking and a cue check. When did
people come onstage or go off; where did they stand; when
did a sound or lighting effect go; that sort of thing. Ted
had learned his lines before he flew in from LA; now he had
to match them up with the rest of the cast.
He wondered again how Anya had known. 'Must have done some
theater herself,' he thought. 'She was certainly pretty
enough.'
When he wasn't needed on stage, Ted tried to make friends
with the other members of the company. After all, they were
working together. He tried especially hard with the female
members.
Maya, the tall redhead, was female lead. She was also
happily married to the theater's business manager. Arlene,
the blonde ing?nue, was dating a "civilian," somebody not
in show business. Lisa, the leggy assistant stage manager,
turned out to be a big fan of his old show. It seemed that
she had a deep and abiding lust for Angie Zale, the actress
who'd played Joey's girlfriend.
Angie was making movies now under the name of Angel Fallen.
Her latest film, GOLDILICKS AND THE THREE STUDS, had just
come out on tape that very week and was available at adult
bookstores everywhere.
After rehearsal, Ted tried to talk to a couple of the guys
in the company about going out for drinks or whatever. "You
know, just to show me around the town a little bit."
Rick, the second lead, pretty much summed up the attitude
of the rest of the company. "I don't think that there's
much in our little town that would interest a _big time_
Hollywood actor like you, Ted. Besides, some of us have
_work_ to do for this production."
Well, he had until Friday to get them to begin to like him.
If they didn't, it would show through to the audience,
which wasn't fair. After all, the people had paid to see
the play and had every right to expect a good show.
Besides, everyone would probably say that it was his fault,
anyway.
He headed for his rental car. "I guess I'll find a bar and
drown my... wait a minute."
He found Anya's card in his shirt pocket.
'What the hell?' he thought.
It was better than drinking alone, and with a name like
"Bikini Beach" there might well be a woman there interested
in spending some time with him. Even just having someone
join him for drinks and dinner would be a nice change.
***
The address on the card made it easy to find. The water
park was just off one of the major highways. He pulled into
the crowded lot just as someone was pulling out of a
parking space, a very pretty blonde who waved as she left.
It was a good sign. He pulled into her space and headed for
the gate. He had stopped at his hotel and picked up his
trunks and a towel, so he was ready to swim.
The girl at the gate was another brunette, an "Earth
Mother" type and very pretty as well, an even better sign.
"Can I help you, sir?" she asked.
"I'm Ted Bramson." He gave her the card. "Anya said her
grandmother..." He let the sentence trail off.
"I think they're both busy right now, but I'll let them
know that you're here... Ted." She handed him a purple
square of cardboard marked "Two-Day Pass." There was some
other writing beneath that, but he didn't take the time to
read it. "The Men's Locker Room is over there." She
pointed. "Please be sure to shower. It's a Health
Department rule."
***
The Locker Room was small, but clean and well-organized.
Ted stripped, putting his clothes in a locker, and getting
into his trunks. Before he went into the showers, he did a
few muscleman poses in the mirror that was on one wall.
He wasn't "The Arnold," but he worked out on a regular
basis, and it showed.
'Maybe I can get something in that new DIE HARD 4 they just
announced,' he thought. 'An action movie villain would be a
real change of pace, show what I can do with a different
sort of part.'
He decided to find a phone and call his agent. Sid still
took his calls, and it was early afternoon out on the
Coast. Bruce Willis didn't use big names for the villains
in his movies, and he knew from his own experience just how
hard it was to jumpstart your career after a successful TV
show.
'I might just have a shot,' he thought.
First a shower, though. He stepped in. The water felt good,
real good. The tensions of that rehearsal session just
seemed to wash away. He closed his eyes to enjoy the
feeling, and so he didn't notice the pink mist rising from
the water.
After a few minutes, he stepped out and turned the water
off. Then he turned and headed towards the door.
There was somebody -- a girl -- in here with him. She was a
cute little thing, about 16, he guessed, dark blonde hair
and with the promise of what was probably going to be a
dynamite figure: broad hips, narrow waist, and, maybe, 34-B
breasts. She was walking towards him, and she was...
topless.
'Damn! Last thing I need is some statutory rape charge,' he
thought.
"Excuse me," he said, "umm... young lady..."
Why did his voice sound so high? The girl stopped. Now she
was mimicking his move... Holy Shit! He was looking in that
mirror. _He_ was the girl.
"What happened?" He said in a high, panicky, and very
female voice.
"Teri Bramson," came a voice from behind him. "What do you
think you're doing? You're _not_ going out there without a
top on."
"Mom?" It couldn't be. His parents were back in San Jacinto
at the farm they'd bought with their share of his earnings
after the show was cancelled.
Ted turned. It _was_ his mother.
"You look so young."
She seemed to be a good ten or fifteen years younger than
the woman he'd visited a few weeks before. She looked to be
in her mid-40s, the age she'd been when he had started
doing IT AIN'T EASY.
Marge Bramson patted her dark blonde curls. "Thank you,
Teri, but don't try to change the subject." She knelt down
and brushed her daughter's hair. "I know how proud, how
happy you are to be blossoming into such a pretty young
woman. Any girl would be. But you can't be seen exposing
yourself like that, not even to a group of women. The
network would have a fit. They could fire you, and then
where would we all be?"
Ted tried to understand. 'Fire me,' he thought. 'Fire me
from what?'
Still this was just the sort of conversation he'd had with
his parents a hundred times while his show was on. Dad had
quit his job selling real estate to help manage his son's
career. Why bother at a regular job when your son was
making more per weekly episode than you make in a year? At
fifteen, Ted Bramson had become his family's only source of
income.
"Excuse me," came a voice from near the door. "Did somebody
lose this?" An older woman stood a few feet away holding
the top of a two-piece swimsuit. The match for the bottom
Ted was now wearing. "It was just outside the door. It must
have dropped when Teri walked in." Ted saw that Anya was
standing just behind the other woman. He could see the
family resemblance; this woman must be "Grandmother."
"Thanks," Marge said. She took the top and handed it to
Ted. He quickly put it on, not even stopping to think. It
was as if he'd been wearing such garments for years.
"I'm sorry, Teri," Marge said. "I guess you were just
looking for the top when I came in."
"Uhh... yeah, I-I guess I was." Ted didn't know what else
to say.
"The photographer wanted to talk to you, Mrs. Bramson,"
Anya said. "Why don't you go out and see her, and we'll
help Teri finish getting ready."
Marge didn't move. "And you are..."
"I'm sorry. We really haven't had a chance to introduce
ourselves. I'm Anya, and this is my Grandmother. We own
Bikini Beach."
"_I_ own it," Grandmother said. "Anya just helps me run
it." She smiled a soft, very maternal "Betty White" sort of
smile. "I can't thank you enough for giving me the chance
to meet your lovely daughter. I'm a big fan of her show."
"Well... I suppose it will be all right, and I _do_ need to
talk to your photographer. Just let me know when she's
ready, so I can make a last minute check before she comes
out."
"Oh, of course," Grandmother said, as Marge left.
Ted waited until he was sure his mother was outside the
Locker Room. "Okay, just what did you do to me?"
"I tried to help you," Anya said. "When I read your mind --
yes, I read minds, too -- I read yours to see if you really
were Ted Bramson. It's just another part of the magic."
"There's no such thing as magic," Ted said quickly.
"So says the 16 year old girl who used to be a 28 year old
man," Grandmother said. "Anya saw how unhappy you were with
your life, so she decided to give you some time off from
it."
"It seemed that the only time that you _were_ happy was
when you were doing IT AIN'T EASY," Anya said, "so I
decided to give that back to you for the next couple of
days."
"But why a girl," Ted asked, "and what do you mean 'couple
of days'? I've got a play to do."
"I set up Bikini Beach as a place for women to come to and
not be ogled by men," Grandmother said. "If a male does
come into the park, the magic is set up to change him into
a female for the duration of his pass plus a few hours."
"In your case, you'll change back just in time to do the
first performance on Friday," Anya said. "Oh, and when
reality shifts back, you and all the rest of the company
will know the cues and such because, in that reality,
you'll have been practicing them for the past two days."
"I guess there's no point in fighting it, is there?"
"Look at your pass," Anya said. "It's non-refundable and
non-transferable." She smiled in satisfaction. "You're
stuck till then. Enjoy it."
"Who am I till Friday... and what happened to my mother?"
"You're Teri Bramson, just like she said. You and she are
both twelve years younger... so's your father, by the way.
He's out in LA managing Teri's affairs just like he did
Ted's. You... Teri... are one of the stars of the hot
sitcom SETTLING INN."
"I remember that show," Ted... Teri said. "It was on last
season. A cute idea, but the chemistry of the cast never
clicked with the audience, and it was cancelled after
thirteen weeks."
"Not in this reality," Grandmother said. "Everything worked
with you as Jenny, the older daughter. You're already
renewed for a third season. There's a break in the
shooting, so you're on a ten-city publicity tour. This
year, Jenny got a job in a water park --"
"Yeah," Teri said, "I remember that -- how the hell do I
remember that? The show was cancelled. It never happened."
"It did in this reality," Anya said. "Since you -- or
rather, your character, Jenny -- work in a water park,
Ronnie Harris arranged for you to do a photo shoot here."
"Ronnie is a lifetime member of my park," Grandmother said
proudly. "She's also one of the owners of the TV station
that broadcasts your show here."
"So, like it or not, I'm a teenaged TV star again for the
next two days?" Ted asked. "Won't I screw things up when I
forget myself and act like a man?"
"You can't," Anya said. "Just to show you, tell me your
name and age."
"This is silly. I'm Teri Bram... wait a minute. I mean
Teri. Teri... Teri... Teri, darn it, and I'm s-s-sixteen."
She spat out the number. "Hey, what's going on?"
"It's part of the magic of your transformation. You'll find
that you talk and act like any other girl your age would."
"You mean I'll say things like 'coo-wel' and 'fur shur'?
That is, like, _sooo_ dumb." Her eyes grew wide as she
realized what she had said.
"Yes, isn't it," Grandmother said. "That last little bit of
Valley Speak was Anya's idea of an extreme demonstration.
You'll speak something a bit closer to English from now
on."
"Actually, you can still talk like that if you want to, but
you _can_ control it. Besides, your mother will insist on
good grammar."
"Yeah, Mom is always on me about that. Hey, I'm doing it,
talking like this all is real."
"It _is_ real," Anya said, "and it will be until Friday
evening." She handed Teri a small make-up bag. "Now hurry
up and get ready for your big debut."
Teri took the bag and spilled the contents onto a small
shelf by the wall mirror. As Ted or Teri, she'd been a
professional actor since the age of eight and knew about
make-up. Ted never had to do his face as that of a teenaged
girl, but Teri knew how.
"Very nice," Grandmother said. "Pretty, but still a lady."
"Yeah," Teri said, "Mom won't let me... I'm doing it again,
aren't I?"
"Talking like the girl you are?" Grandmother said. "Yes. It
must be a little frustrating to have to always be 'on' like
that, always be the nice girl everyone expects you to be."
Teri sighed. "It is -- and it was just as tough when I was
my _real_ self doing IT AIN'T EASY. So there." She felt a
small victory in talking as Ted. Then, she realized that
she'd stuck her tongue out as she finished the sentence.
"Looks like it _still_ ain't easy," Anya said with a small
chuckle. "You'll get used to it, though, and it is only for
a couple of days.
Grandmother walked over to the door and opened it just a
crack. "We're ready, Mrs. Bramson."
Marge rushed in and stood for a moment, studying her
daughter's look. "Fine; just fine. I do miss those pigtails
you wore for most of last season."
"_Mom_," Teri said automatically. "I'm sixteen. Pigtails
are, like, so little girl." She turned and looked quickly
at Anya and Grandmother, shocked at how she had just
spoken.
"I'd say go with it, Mrs. Bramson," Anya said. "You too,
Teri. After all, didn't I read that your network is
spending a lot of money promoting her character's more
mature look?"
"That's true," Marge said with a sigh. "I guess I just hate
to admit that my little girl is growing up."
Grandmother smiled and gently put her hand on Marge's
shoulder. "Don't be embarrassed to admit it. I still feel
that way some times about Anya."
"The... ahh... photographer's waiting," Anya said, blushing
just a little. "Shall we go?"
***
"So the big bad wolf... what's the matter, Amy?" Teri was
feeling a bit worn. This was the fourth time that the six-
year old had interrupted the story she was trying to tell
while the photographer, Rae, took candid shots. A few of
the children squirmed; they just wanted to get back to the
rides in Kiddy Playland that Rae was using as background
for her photos.
"What's it like being on TV?" Amy asked, her eyes wide with
curiosity.
"It's fun sometimes," Teri said, "but, a lot of the time,
it's just a job, a lot of hard work like the job your moms
and dads have."
"I... I think I used to have a job," another little girl
said. "I-I don't remember." She looked sad.
Teri's jaw dropped. Was this... child another transformed
man? She looked over to where Anya was standing.
"We don't talk about silly things like that, Katie," Anya
said firmly. "A little girl like you can't have a job."
"I... I guess not," Katie said. "My... Daddy did, but he's
not around any more."
"That's right," Anya said. Turning to Teri, she added,
"Katie's father is in the Navy. He's in the Gulf on a
carrier right now."
"That's right," Katie said with a sudden smile. "Mommy and
I got a tape from him last week." She giggled. "He grew a
beard, and Mommy doesn't like it."
"Can we get back to the story?" Rae asked in exasperation.
***
"Ready. Set. GO!" Teri yelled the last, and seven girls,
all a few years younger than she, dove into the water and
began swimming frantically towards the Mountain Climb wall
on the other side.
Rae took photos of her starting the race and of the race
itself, angling the shot so Teri was in each photo. The
winner was a slender blonde of about fourteen, Sally.
Another girl, a perky redhead with a face full of freckles,
Shayne, came in second. The two were obviously close
friends, judging from the way they squealed and hugged each
other when they climbed out.
Rae also took pictures as Teri, now wearing a Bikini Beach
staff T-shirt, put a "First Place" ribbon around Sally's
neck and gave her a coupon good for two free meals at the
park's Tiki Hut or Port Landing restaurants. Shayne and the
third place winner, a girl named Britt, were each
photographed getting ribbons and a coupon for one free
meal. The other girls got coupons for free ice cream. Rae
took some final shots of Teri with the whole group.
"I'll autograph copies those pictures and send them to each
of you if you'd like," Teri offered."
Shayne and Sally agreed. So did a couple of other girls.
Britt shook her head no. "If we're done with this," she
asked, angrily, "can we go back to having some fun?" She
turned and dove back into the water.
"She's just upset at not winning," Marge said, putting a
protective arm around her daughter.
"Sure, that's it," Sally said. "You send her copy to me,
and I'll see that she gets it later."
"Thanks," Teri said. She smiled an actor's smile, not
wanting to show the hurt. "I guess we did kind of upset
your afternoon."
"Yeah," Sally said, "but we didn't mind."
"Well, that was subtle," Shayne said. She put her arm out
suddenly and pushed Sally into the water. "Gotta go now and
rescue her. See you." She jumped into the pool and swam
over to where Sally had just surfaced.
"Could I stay here and swim for just a while?" Teri asked.
Maybe she could make it up to Britt.
"Heavens, no," Marge said. "We still have a lot of pictures
to take."
***
"All right now, Liz, raise your arm as if you're pointing
towards Pele's Race, maybe telling her a story about how it
works. Teri, you're listening to whatever she's saying. You
really want to learn from Liz."
"How much longer do I have to do this?" Liz Nelson asked.
"I've got _real_ work to do."
"I'm sorry, Ms. Nelson," Teri said. "I just wanted to talk
with a real lifeguard for a few minutes. I didn't mean for
it to take so long."
"I guess you're used to interrupting people's lives just
because you want to talk to them," Liz said.
"I-I..." Teri felt like she'd been slapped.
The Ted part of her had wanted to talk with this attractive
young woman. The Teri part wanted to find out what it was
like to be a lifeguard, so she could play the part better
on her show.
"There's no need to be rude," Marge said.
Liz saw Teri's reaction and felt a pang of guilt. "I-I'm
sorry, Teri, I guess I'm just a little grumpy today. You
know how a girl can get sometimes."
"No, I did interrupt things, and I'm the one who should be
sorry."
Then she realized what Liz meant by "sometimes." The idea
of having a period made her shiver. Thank heavens, she
wouldn't have to go through that. Except that her memories
as Teri told her that she already _had_ gone through it.
Many times.
"If you two are done, can I take some pictures?" Rae asked.
"No, Liz should really be getting back to work," Teri said.
"We've held her up too long already."
Rae put up her hands. "Hey, I don't care, but my boss,
Selina, expects me to have pictures of Teri's day in the
park."
Liz sighed. "Oh, all right, but can you make it fast? I've
got a beginner's swim class to teach over at Playland."
"Can I help?" Teri asked. "It sounds like fun... I-I mean
it sounds interesting."
"To tell the truth it is fun... sometimes," Liz said. "If
you'd really --"
"I'm sure it is," Rae interrupted, "but we have all the
shots we need of Teri with the little kids. I want to see
if I can get a few shots of her in a volleyball game and
then having some supper at the Tiki Hut."
Teri looked down at her toes, not really surprised to see
that there was a pink polish on her toenails. "Maybe...
another time?"
"Maybe," Liz said. She pointed at the multiple slides of
Pele's Race. "Now the rhubarb... rhubarb... rhubarb...
rhubarb."
It was an old trick, repeating the word while you posed, so
it looked like you were actually saying something. Teri
stifled a giggle as Liz contorted her face into different
expressions as she spoke.
***
Teri stopped about ten feet outside the Tiki Hut and took a
sample sniff. "Mmm, those burgers smell good."
"Burgers!" Marge said quickly. "You don't need the calories
_or_ the grease. A salad should do nicely, as usual."
"I'm sure it would, Mrs. Bramson," Rae said, "and the Tiki
Hut has some very good salads, but we kind of wanted a
picture of Teri eating a burger and some fries. You know,
people food."
By now they were inside, and Marge looked at the menu
posted on the wall above the grill. "Ahh... veggie burgers.
Will that be all right for your photos? And we can have a
single order of fries that you and I can eat after the
pictures are taken."
Teri groaned. "Mom, have a heart. I'm starved. Do I have to
eat some 'New Age grassburger'? That meat... I mean, it
smells so good."
Marge had never worried like this about Ted's weight. Her
concern now was unnerving.
"Teri! You know that you can't afford to put on any weight.
The network wants a girl for their show... not a blimp."
"But one burger..."
"Is one too many, even a veggie burger. We'll just use it
for the pictures. After they're taken, you can throw it
away and have a salad -- just like you always do."
***
As the limo turned a corner near the hotel, Teri saw a mass
of people -- kids, most looking just a bit older than she
was now, milling around in front of a building with bright
lights all around it. "What's that?" she asked the driver.
Halper, the driver barely took his eyes off the road. He
was an older man whose silver gray hair gave him a strong
air of dignity. "That's 'Zero-Hour', Miss. It's a disco,
college age kids mostly. My youngest daughter, Deb, goes
there some nights; she's 20."
"Can I go, Mom?" Teri asked. "Please, can I?" She could
barely believe how excited she was at the prospect of
actually spending some time with some other people her age,
just enjoying herself.
"I should say not," Marge said firmly. "Mr. Halper just
said that it's for college students; that's far too old a
crowd for you. Besides, I suspect that they serve liquor in
there. Isn't that true, Mr. Halper?"
"I shouldn't be at all surprised, Mrs. Bramson, if they
did."
"Well," Marge said. "That certainly settles the issue."
"But... but I don't want to get drunk," Teri said. "I just
want to listen to the music, maybe dance a little."
"No," Marge said. "If the network ever found out... well,
there is a morals clause in your contract. You could be
fined, suspended, maybe even... fired."
"Awww... Mom." Teri's whine was genuine, and it surprised
her how deeply she felt the disappointment. And the anger.
Ted had been allowed a lot more freedom at Teri's age.
'It really is different for a girl,' she thought. 'That
isn't fair.'
***
The limo pulled up in front of a Hilton Hotel, and Halper
ran around to open the door just as a bellman walked over
from the hotel. Teri looked around as she took Halper's
hand and stepped out. She was still wearing her bathing
suit. She'd just added a wrap-around beach skirt over it --
'Just like Anya's,' she'd thought -- and a pair of pink
sandals.
'Whoa!' she thought looking up at the opulently decorated
hotel entrance. 'Sure beats the hell out of the Motel Six I
was staying at before.'
A crowd was waiting for her, kept back by a long red velvet
rope. Most were adults, there with kids of their own. Here
and there in the crowd, she saw a teenager. She couldn't
help noticing that a few were boys and kind of cute. And
she noticed that she noticed.
Suddenly, camera lights came on and flashbulbs flashed.
Reporters. There were shouts of "Teri, over here," and
"Teri, look this way."
A young woman in a green jacket blocked her way and all but
shoved a microphone in Teri's face. "Hi, Teri, could you
say a few words to our viewers?"
Teri somehow knew that the logo on the jacket pocket, a
stylized WJWJ, meant that the woman worked for the station
that broadcast her show. "Sure, Ms..."
The woman smiled. "Monica." She looked to the camera.
"Monica Sforzo for WJWJ. I'm here at the Mid-Town Hilton
with Miss Teri Bramson, the star of SETTLING INN, seen
every Tuesday at 8:30 on WJWJ, Channel 5. Teri was kind
enough to agree to come on WJWJ's NOON NEWS tomorrow for an
interview, but I'm going to try to get a few words from her
now." Now she looked back at Teri. "Teri, thanks you for
agreeing to be interviewed on my show. For now, can you
tell us what else you'll be doing tomorrow?"
Teri went into automatic mode. She'd heard this sort of
questions too many times as both Ted and Teri. She smiled
and answered the question the same cheerful way she'd
learned to do years before.
"I understand that there's a health fair to raise money for
the local community clinic. There'll be all sorts of
contests and games, and people can get a bunch of quick
health tests, too. I've been asked to take part, maybe as a
judge for one of the contests." Marge had told her about
the event on the way to the hotel.
"Wet T-shirt contest, babe." Someone was yelling from the
crowd now. "You can be a contestant."
The yell was followed by a few wolf whistles and catcalls.
Teri felt her cheeks redden. Then she realized that it was
embarrassment over the size of her breasts that was making
her blush.
'I really am acting like a girl,' she thought.
"Let the news lady enter." Another voice in the crowd
yelled. "_She's_ got a rack worth checking out."
Teri saw the newswoman frown. "It's all right, kiddo,"
Monica whispered. "Ignore them."
"I know," Teri whispered back, "and thanks." She made
herself smile. "I have to go in now, Monica, but I want to
thank everyone for their... warm welcome, and I hope I see
you all at the health fair."
She waved as she wriggled past the newswoman and hurried
over to where her mother was standing. Behind her, she
could hear Monica doing a closing, reminding people about
the interview as well as the health fair.
"Well done," Marge said in a low voice and gave her a quick
hug.
A young bellman, who looked no more than a year or two
older than Teri stood nearby, loading luggage onto a hotel
cart for another guest. As he walked past Teri, he
whispered -- just loudly enough for Teri to hear, "I think
_you've_ got a nice... you know, too."
Teri blushed again at the compliment. She noticed his name,
"Paulo," on a small tag on his shirt. As Paulo pushed the
cart into the hotel, Teri noticed four other things.
Paulo seemed very strong, with muscular arms and big,
brawny shoulders.
Paulo had a really nice smile and a beautiful Spanish
accent.
Her nipples were tingling.
And she liked it.
***
The hotel room was even better than Teri had expected, a
small suite of two bedrooms with a parlor between them.
'That show must really be doing pretty good,' she thought.
"Why don't you change out of that bathing suit," Marge
said. "You may as well put on a nightie and robe. You've
got a big day ahead of you, and you'll need to be going to
sleep soon. I don't want you looking tired."
Teri was about to argue, when she yawned. 'It's not even 9
PM,' she thought, looking at a clock on the wall.
Then she remembered that, in this reality, she was on a
production break from a show done in LA. Her brand new,
_young_ body was used to getting up early enough to be at
the studio for a 7:30 AM call, it was more than a little
ready for bed.
"Can I have a soda first?" Time-lagged body or not, she was
really a grown man, and she did _not_ like the idea of
needing to go to bed this early. "I'm... I'm kind of
thirsty."
"As long as it's diet soda."
The courtesy bar was built into the armoire/cabinet holding
the TV. Teri opened it and took out a can of Diet Coke.
"This okay?" she asked, holding it up for Marge to see.
When Marge nodded, she opened the can and took a quick
drink.
"All right," Marge said. "Now go change. You can take the
soda in with you."
Teri was about to go, when there was a knock at their door.
"Bellman," came a muffled voice. "I have a package for
Mildred Pennypacker."
"Get that, would you, please?" Marge said.
"Mildred and Hanna Pennypacker" were the fake names that
Marge and Teri were registered under. Only a few members of
the hotel staff knew it.
"Okay, Mom," Teri said.
Man, she was really getting into this teenager thing. She
walked over to the door. But looked through the small
peephole, rather than open it.
Paulo was standing in the hall, looking straight at her --
straight at the door, anyway -- so he could be seen through
the peephole. He looked so cute in that uniform, a big
smile on his face.
Teri quickly unlatched and opened the door. "Ummm... hi."
The smile got bigger. "Hi, yourself, 'Mildred'. This
package just came for you. I... uh... paid the other man on
duty five bucks to let me bring it up."
Teri suddenly felt very shy. "Why... uhh... why did you do
that?"
"I was hoping you'd be the one to open the door. I get...
my shift is over at 10. Would you like to... maybe... go
out someplace for a bit? There's a disco -- 'Zero-Hour' --
a couple of blocks from here..."
"I saw it on the way to the hotel." Teri felt a pleasant
warmth moving through her body. It was surprising how good
it felt. Maybe it wouldn't be _too_ bad being a girl for a
couple of days. "It looked like a great place."
"A great place for what?" Marge was suddenly standing
beside her.
"To visit, Mom," Teri said quickly. "He -- the bellman here
-- asked me... umm... how I was enjoying my visit here
and... what I thought of the town, and I said it seemed
like a great place to visit."
Marge gave her an odd look. "That's nice," she said. "Of
course, if he was talking about anything else, the answer
would have to be 'no', wouldn't it?" She took the package
Paulo was holding and handed him a dollar. "Something for
your trouble, young man... and good night." She stepped
back so Teri could close the door.
Paulo nodded. He looked at Teri and softly whispered the
word, "Tomorrow?"
"Maybe," Teri answered in an equally soft voice.
***
Marge took the package and sat down on the couch. "It's
from the studio."
She pulled a small scissors from her purse and used it to
cut away the wrappings. Inside was a small box, 10 by 12
inches and about two inches thick.
Teri walked over. "What'd they send us, Mom?"
"Two copies of the script for the next show."
The studio that produced IT AIN'T EASY had always given Ted
two copies, so he could practice lines with his parents.
Evidently, the studio that produced SETTLING INN did the
same for Teri.
"I thought this was supposed to be some kind of vacation,"
Teri said at the prospect of having to learn her new lines.
"It is," Marge said wryly. "It's a working vacation. Now,
why don't you take that script in with you and start
reading?" She looked at her watch. "You've got an hour
before I call 'Lights Out'."
"But I wanted to watch some TV."
"I'm sure you did, dear, and you can... as soon as you know
the script. I want you ready for when we fly back on
Saturday. Letter-perfect as always."
Teri wanted to protest. After all, she would go back to
being Ted on Friday. Still, she... he was a professional.
If she had the script, she would certainly try to learn it.
"As always," she said.
She took the script from Marge's outstretched hand and
walked towards her bedroom.
***
"Lights out," Marge called, knocking at Teri's door.
Teri dog-eared the page she was reading and put the script
down on the bed table next to the clock radio. It was a
fairly simple plot. Her character buys a CD player that
doesn't work, and she can't get the store to take it back.
Brad, a boy who has a crush on her, helps her, and, in the
last scene, she gives him a kiss to say "Thanks."
The problem was, as she read the script, especially that
last scene, Teri kept thinking of Paulo. She turned out the
light and slid down under the covers so that her head was
on the pillow. She kept picturing that last scene, the
kissing scene, with herself and Paulo. She felt an odd
warmth in her groin. Her breasts were tingling. Without
thinking, her hands moved to caress herself. It felt
good... very good.
Then the realization of what she was doing hit her. "The
hell I'm going to play with myself," she said firmly
pulling her hands away.
The feeling of arousal persisted, but she fought it until,
what seemed like a long time later, she finally fell
asleep.
***
"And we're back in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." The director
counted down on his fingers, pointing to Monica on "1."
"Welcome back," she said, looking into the camera. "We're
here with Teri Bramson, one of the stars of SETTLING INN,
which is seen right here on WJWJ, Channel 5, every Tuesday
at 8:30." She shifted to look at Teri. "So, Teri, can you
give us any hints about what's going to be happening this
season? Anything going to be happening between Jenny and
that cute Brad Hammond?" She gave a half wink as she said
the name.
"Well... maybe," Teri hesitated. She knew that she was
allowed to give broad hints, but no details. Ted had lived
with the same rules. She smiled shyly. "It's really up to
our writers."
"How about off-camera?" Monica asked. "Ken Procter, the boy
who plays Brad, is awfully cute."
"Yeah, I guess he is," Teri said, suddenly visualizing the
boy's face. "But he, well, he's a few years older than me,
and we... kind of move in different circles." A second
image came to her mind: Ken and Sue Price, who played
Jenny's mother, going into Ken's trailer... laughing,
snuggling together, and carrying a bottle of scotch.
"Well, if you can't tell us about the future of the
show..." Monica looked hopefully at Teri, but Teri just
shook her head. "What about your own future? SETTLING INN
can't be on forever... unfortunately. What would you like
to do after the show?"
Teri thought for a moment. This was a question Ted was
going to be answering as much as her; what he had wanted to
do and what he wound up doing were so very different.
"I'd like to make movies, of course, any actor or actress
would love the chance to reach so many people. But I... I
think I'd like to do some theater, too. The best way I can
think of to improve my skills as an actor would performing
before a live audience."
Ted enjoyed doing live theater; he always had. What
bothered him about jobs like the one that he was in now,
back in his own reality, was that he had been hired solely
as an former TV star, a novelty that would bring in a
crowd, rather than as an actor who could perform the role.
Monica's ears perked up at Teri's answer. This wasn't the
typical blather she got from visiting TV stars. It was
worth following up. "Really, what sort of plays would you
want to do?"
"I know it sounds corny, but I'd like to do Shakespeare. 'A
Midsummer Night's Dream' is my favorite play."
Monica thought for a moment, then she remembered the movie
she'd had to review for the news. "Oh, yes, the two young
couples that fall in and out of love because of some sort
of magic."
"Oh, those are wonderful parts. I'd love to do Hermia or
Helena some time, but the part I'd really like to play is
Puck." The play was one of Ted's favorites, and Puck was
the part that he _really_ wanted to play.
"Puck? I don't..."
"Puck is Oberon's jester, the one who sprinkles the magic
juice in the lovers eyes and who gives Bottom, the Weaver,
a donkey's head."
"Isn't that a boy's part?"
"Not really. He's a fairy, so he could be a boy or a girl.
Besides, his other name is Robin Goodfellow, and Robin is
certainly a girl's name. Anyway, I'd love to try it. In
fact, I've got some ideas about how a girl could play it."
The last statement surprised Teri, but then it made sense.
And saying it gave her an idea. If she dared.
Monica saw the director's one-minute signal. "Maybe someday
you will, Teri, and I'm sure that we all wish you the best
of luck. Right now, we're almost out of time. Is there
anything you'd like to say in closing?"
Teri had seen the doubt in Monica's face, when she talked
about Puck. She decided to take a chance.
"Yes, thank you, Monica." She stood up and began. "This is
Puck's farewell at the end of the play."
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, -- and all is mended, --
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend;
If you pardon, we will mend.
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call:
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends."
["A Midsummer Night's Dream" -- Act V, Scene 2]
"And out!" The director said. "Run the logo." Then he
joined the round of applause that Teri was getting from
everyone else in the studio.
Teri had taken Monica's hand at the end of Puck's speech.
She let it go and did a deep, theatrical bow. In her mind,
she remembered Sally Field's famous line. "You like me; you
really like me!"
They did! Monica said it best when she hugged Teri and
said, "I didn't think you had in you, kiddo. You're _not_
just a TV star; you're an _actress_."
***
Marge was waiting for Teri in the Control Room. "What was
the idea of doing that nonsense at the end of your
interview?"
"Nonsense? Mom, that was Shakespeare, and, besides,
everyone thought I was pretty good. Didn't you hear the
applause? It... it was _great_!"
Marge frowned. "We've had this talk before. The show likes
Jenny as she is. They like you as you _are_. We don't push
for them to do any fancy dramatic episodes, and we don't
look for other work between seasons."
Teri sighed. She remembered hearing this before. What was
worse, she also remembered hearing this as Ted. "I know,
Mom, but the show isn't going to be on the air forever--"
"Don't talk like that!"
"It _isn't_. No show lasts forever. You know that. If I
don't prove that I can do other parts _now_, then when it
does end, nobody will think of me as anything _but_ Jenny."
It was exactly what had happened to her as Ted. He hadn't
stretched his talents at all during the years he was on IT
AIN'T EASY, and he'd gone nowhere. Michael J. Fox, whose
show had been on about the same time as his and who _had_
proven he could do other things, had gone on to make a
bunch of movies and to get a second, adult series.
"That won't happen. People can see how talented you are,
even as Jenny. It's a good role, and we don't want to do
anything to make the producer nervous or make him think
that you're unhappy in the part. They could always... write
Jenny out." Marge shuddered at the thought of losing the
income, the security that the role of Jenny meant to the
entire family.
It was the same argument she'd made to Ted. She might be
right about the producer. Who knew? But how to argue? Teri
could hardly tell her mother what had happened in that
other reality. She'd think her daughter was crazy.
Well, it was only for another day or so. Teri sighed.
"Okay, Mom. I guess I was just showing off."
She went along. Just like Ted always went along, not
wanting to upset his parents. Deep down, though, Teri
resented it, just as Ted always had.
***
"That looks like fun," Teri said. "Can I try?"
She'd been at the community center health fair about ten
minutes. She'd stopped to watch an aerobics instructor
leading a group of older women through a set of exercises.
"Sure," said the instructor, a slender brunette in a purple
and light green leotard and a 'Midtown Community Health
Center' T-shirt. "Just find a spot and jump in."
"Oh, let's start over, Megan," a short woman with a mass of
silver hair said. She wore a loose gray sweat suit with
'Life Begins At 80' written on the top in bright red
letters. "I want to see if the kid can keep up with us old
fogies."
Megan nodded and turned off the CD player on the ground
next to her.
"I'm Sophie Kretzler," the silver-haired woman said,
stepping to the side. "I love your show. You stand here
next to me."
"Thanks," Teri said, stepping into the line.
"Rev it up a notch," Sophie said. "Let's show this kid what
we can do."
"You sure?" Megan asked.
"Do it!" another woman shouted. The other women all shouted
their approval.
"Okay, then," Megan said. She pressed a couple buttons on
the CD player. "And one... and two... and one and two and
three and four."
The music suddenly blared out, a peppy Latin rhythm. The
women began moving to the music as Megan called out various
moves. They knew the routine and stepped quickly. Teri
found herself having a hard time keeping up, even though
she was enjoying the routine.
The music ran for about ten minutes. "And out," Megan said,
just as it ended. "Very good, ladies, give yourselves a
hand." She applauded, and the women all joined in. So did a
small crowd that had gathered to watch.
And so did Teri. "Wow, that was great."
"We're not done yet, honey." another woman said. This one
was tall and very thin. She wore a blue and yellow
sweatsuit with 'Sexy Senior Citizen' embroidered on the
back. She grinned and asked, "You want to stay and try
another routine?"
"I'm game if you are," Teri said.
The tall woman nodded. Megan turned the CD player back on,
a 50s rock melody with a strong steady drumbeat. Megan
stood and led the women through another routine. This one
was even harder than first, with high kicks as part of it.
Teri was beginning to get tired. The music must have been
going for at least fifteen minutes.
'I'm not stopping while these women are still at it,' she
thought and gritted her teeth.
Megan must have been a mind reader. She bent down no more
than thirty seconds later and turned off the CD player.
"Okay, ladies. That's it. Give yourselves another hand; you
were great." The women began to applaud. "And give it up
for Teri Bramson, too. Teri, it was great of you to join in
with us." The women faced her and applauded again.
Teri smiled... and tried hard not to pant. "Thanks for
letting me. Wow, I just hope that I'm in as good shape as
you all are when I'm... older." She nodded and started to
applaud the women who now gathered around her.
"Good choice of words, dear." Sophie handed Teri a drinking
bottle. "Here, you look really thirsty. You drink some of
this. It's just water, nothing fancy."
"I don't need anything fancy, Sophie," Teri said and she
took a long drink. "Ahh, that was great. I... I hope I
didn't drink it all. You're probably all as thirsty as I am
after that."
"Don't worry," the thin woman said. "Megan has a cooler
full of bottled water." She pointed to a cooler on a bench
near where Megan was standing handing out information on
the health center to the crowd Teri had helped draw.
"She's got some Gatorade, too, if you want some of that,"
the woman added. Teri looked over and saw several of the
women taking bottles from a cooler.
"No, water is fine, ma'am."
The thin woman frowned. "Ma'am? We just spent a half an
hour sweating together. I'm Miriam... Miriam Klein, if you
want to be formal."
"Thanks, Ms. Klein."
"Miriam," she said firmly.
Teri laughed. "Okay, Miriam. Can you introduce me to the
rest of the group?"
Miriam made the introductions, and Teri was soon talking
and laughing along with the older woman. One of them, Angie
deLucca, shocked Teri a little with a comment about
exercising because she wanting to be limber for her
boyfriend.
Miriam saw Teri's reaction and nudged Angie with an elbow.
"What?" Angie said. Then she saw Miriam tilt her head
towards Teri. "The kid? C'mon, Miriam. Teenage girls are a
lot more used to such things than when we were girls." She
turned to Teri. "Aren't you, honey?"
Teri realized that she was blushing just a little. "I...
ah... guess so. I really don't get a chance to talk about
stuff like that a lot because of my work."
"That's right," Sophie said. "You work so hard on that
show, you probably don't even have a boyfriend of your
own." She paused a moment. "I should introduce you to my
grandson, Mickey... such a nice boy --"
"Your Mickey," Angie said. "What about my daughter Lucy's
oldest, her son Freido?"
"Freido," another woman -- Joanne, Teri remembered --
Joanne said. "Now my nephew Jerry, _he's_ a real catch."
"Please, ladies, please." Teri waved her arms to get their
attention. "I know that you all mean well, and I'm sure
that the boys you mentioned are all really great guys, but
I... I am seeing... there _is_ somebody I'm interested in
just now."
It was a lie she'd worked out years ago as Ted. It worked.
Matchmaking mothers and aunts and grandmothers usually
wouldn't want to be responsible for breaking up an existing
relationship.
"I didn't read anything about you having a boyfriend,"
Miriam said. She sounded a little suspicious.
"We... ah... we don't want people to know. He doesn't want
to get mobbed at his school or anything, so we've been
_real_ careful."
It was more of the same lie. Only now, as Teri said it, she
found herself thinking of Paulo.
'Damn,' she thought, 'I really do have a crush on that
guy.'
***
"Best... wishes... Teri... Branson." Teri spoke aloud as
she signed her name to another photo. "Thanks for watching
and thank you for the donation," she said as she handed a
woman the photo. The health center was getting $5 for each
photo she autographed.
The next person on line, a tall man in a Hawaiian shirt,
stepped up. He was holding a camera. "Ms. Bramson... Teri,
may I... uhh... take your picture while you sign my photo?"
Teri had an idea. "I'll tell you what, Mr..."
"Hertzog, Frank Hertzog."
"I'll tell you what, Frank. You can take my picture for
free, or... for a $20 donation to the health center, I'll
pose with you for two shots, a picture and a 'saver'. How
about it?"
"Sure," Frank said, grinning broadly. He handed his camera
to a man standing nearby. "You take the shots, Mike, okay?"
Teri stood up, and Frank moved near to her. "You can move a
little closer than that," Teri said, putting her arm around
his waist. Frank moved a half-step closer, and his friend
took the two shots.
After that, the line got much longer. Some people still
settled for just an autographed photo, but a good many took
advantage of Teri's offer.
'At least my celebrity's good for something,' she thought.
Marge even wound up taking a number of the pictures.
***
A short man in sunglasses and a bright red T-shirt stood
next to Teri, while Marge focused his camera. Teri put her
arm around his waist, and he did the same to her. Then,
just as Marge took the first photo, he slipped his hand
down and cupped Teri's butt. Teri jumped in surprise.
"Hey," the man said, "you ruined the picture."
A taller man wearing a health center T-shirt over a regular
shirt and a tie walked over. "This girl is 16, sir. Do you
really want us to take a picture of you molesting her?"
"What's it to you, buddy? I paid for that photo."
"My name, _sir_, is Jack Ogun, and, with any luck, I'll be
the district attorney using that photo for evidence when I
try you for child molestation."
The man turned white. "Hey, I-I was just kidding around."
He pulled his arm away and quickly stepped back from Teri.
"For-forget the picture. You can even keep the 20 bucks as
a donation." He grabbed his camera and hurried away.
"Thanks, Mr. Ogun," Teri said. "Would you really have put
him on trial?"
Ogun laughed. "Not likely. I sell insurance for a living.
I'm on the health center board, though, and scaring him
like that was the least I could do for all the help you've
given us today."
***
Teri sat in the chair, looking at the nurse and trying her
best not to squirm. 'Be brave,' she thought over and over.
'There's a camera crew here, and at least 50 people are
watching.'
The nurse held Teri's hand and touched a small gadget to
the tip of one finger. Teri felt a tiny "pinch" as a needle
took a drop of her blood for testing. The nurse waited a
minute for the machine to work.
"Teri, I'm glad to say that your blood sugar level is well
within the normal range."
Teri thanked her and stood up. "Okay, who's next?" the
nurse asked.
"Did it hurt, Teri?" Monica Sforzo asked, moving close,
microphone in hand.
"Just a little," Teri said, taking the cue, "but I think
that not knowing that I had diabetes would hurt me a whole
lot more. I'm glad that I was tested, and I hope everybody
will come here to the fair or go to their own doctor and
take the test themselves."
The line was rehearsed, but she said it so naturally that
it almost sounded believable.
***
Teri stayed at the health fair through the rest of the
afternoon. Jack Ogun and a couple of other officials came
over about 3 and asked her to be a judge for a "heart
healthy" cooking contest. Marge looked a little nervous.
The winner would love Teri, but the losers and their
families wouldn't. People who didn't like Teri might not
watch her show.
Teri saw Marge's concern. "I'm not sure that I'm qualified
to be the judge. It all looks too good. How about three
judges: you, Mr. Ogun; Monica Sforzo from WJWJ; and me?" It
was an idea that Ted had used several times. Three judges
reduced the risk of offending somebody.
Monica was glad for the publicity. "WJWJ, the station with
taste," she joked. Ogun was glad to do anything to make the
health fair a success. Teri was off the hook.
And the entries were _very_ good. A slightly chunky Cuban
woman won first place for an excellent turkey meatball
soup.
***
"Gosh, Brad, I don't know what..." Teri abruptly stopped
reading. "Mom, we've been running lines for over two hours.
Can't I take a break?"
Marge looked at her watch. "Just a little longer. Let's...
let's finish this one scene."
Whatever the reality, Marge wanted Teri to know her lines
perfectly. It was one more way of keeping the directors and
the production company happy, and her daughter employed.
"We've done this scene three times already. _Please_."
"I don't... oh, all right. You have been doing very well
tonight." She put down her script. "Would you like to watch
some TV before you go to bed?"
Teri held up her script. "I think I'm kind of TV-ed out."
She took a breath. "There's a game room off the lobby..."
She let the words hang. "It had a sign on the door, 'Guests
Only.' It had a jukebox and some arcade games."
"I don't know. What sort of people would be in there with
you?"
"I only saw a couple of little kids on there when we came
in from the fair. There'd only be guests from here in the
hotel. You know, just people like us."
It was galling to have to beg. Teri wanted to get away from
Marge, who'd been watching her like a hawk. Plus, she was
hoping -- part of her was, anyway -- to find Paulo and get
to that disco with him.
She thought of one last thing she could try. "Why don't I
just go down there for a little bit, and you can take a
nice, long bubble bath -- maybe take the phone in with you
and give a Dad a call while you're in the tub. It'd be real
private and all. You and Dad can... catch up on stuff."
She said it as innocently as she could. Teri knew somehow
that she wasn't supposed to understand what her mother did
while she lay in a tub of warm, soapy water and talked to
her husband. Ted wasn't supposed to have known either, but
he had. He'd always been glad that his parents still felt
that way about each other physically after almost two
decades of marriage.
Marge smiled and closed her eyes for a moment. "Mmmm, it
has been a while since your father and I... talked. Oh, all
right, you can go, but I want you back here by 10 o'clock.
You're going to be opening a new Topsides tomorrow
morning."
Topsides was a chain of women's clothing stores that
specialized in blouses, sweaters, and such. The chain was
SETTLING INN's main sponsor.
Marge took five $1 bills out of her purse. "Here. You'll
probably be wanting to play those arcade games you
mentioned." She added another dollar. "You can buy a drink,
too, if you want, but remember, _diet_ soda.
"Thanks, Mom," Teri said, putting the money into a shoulder
bag. "Say 'Hi' to Dad for me, and I'll see you at 11."
"Nice try, Teri, but I said _10_ o'clock."
***
Paulo was in the game room playing a game of Pirate's Cove
when Teri came in. He was talking to the machine in Spanish
as if he was trying to coax it into obeying him.
"I hope you'll speak English to me," Teri said, sneaking up
behind him. "I don't speak Spanish."
"Teri! I'm so glad you managed to get away." He smiled a
smile that made her tingle. "I'd about given up on you."
He must have been off-duty. Instead of his bellman's
uniform, he wore a pair of tight black slacks and an
electric blue shirt. The top two buttons were open to
reveal a hairy chest and a silver cross on a dark leather
thong around his neck.
He stood still for a moment, his eyes looking from the top
of her head to her feet and back. Teri couldn't put on any
sort of fancy outfit without alerting Marge that she was up
to something. Still, Paulo seemed to like the pale green
sleeveless blouse and silver-gray jeans that she wore.
She'd run a comb through her hair as she rode down in the
elevator, so that it framed her face and hung down in wavy
curls to just past her shoulders.
"That package you brought up last night was scripts for my
show. Mom made me work on my lines for a couple hours. I
just barely got away." She wasn't about to say how. Let her
mom have some privacy.
"Oh, for the cruel life of a TV star." He rolled her eyes.
"It's ain't easy." She smiled at the joke. In this reality,
she doubted that anyone had even heard of Ted's show. Then
Teri heard a faked scream from the machine, and they both
turned in time to see the game counter go from two to one.
"I'm sorry, Paulo. I didn't mean to cost you a life."
"That's okay. I've been playing this game for a while.
Watch, I can get it back real easy."
"Hey, are you gonna make me watch you play video games or
are you gonna take me to that disco?"
"Tough choice." He pretended to think for a moment. Then he
turned and deliberately walked his last figure into a
quicksand pit. "That answer your question?" he asked as the
machine flashed "Game Over."
***
They walked quickly out of the game room. Paulo led Teri to
a door marked "Employees Only." They walked past a small
lunchroom and a long row of lockers to an exit door.
"This is a shortcut to the disco," he explained. "Besides,
this way, nobody will see you leave the building."
They hurried through. Paulo checked the door to make
certain it had locked after them. It had. They hurried down
the alley they were in towards a street on the far side of
the hotel.
After about a block, Teri began to hear music. "Is that..."
"Yeah, loud, isn't it? They got a great band."
Teri began to have second thoughts as they approached the
entrance to the disco. Everybody looked older than her,
mostly college age, but a few in their late twenties or
even older. She grabbed Paulo's hand.
"Maybe... maybe we should go back. I-I don't know if I'll
fit in there."
Paulo smiled. It didn't seem as nice as his other smiles.
"I thought I was taking a _woman_ dancing, but if you got
cold feet, _little girl_, I can always take you back to
play with the toys."
Teri frowned, not liking his tone or the insult it carried.
"No, it's just... everyone looks older. I don't think that
they'll even let me in."
He patted her hand. "They know me here. They'll let in
me... and my date."
She felt better. 'His date...' it sounded so nice.
They walked hand in hand to the door. A tall, very muscular
Latino in an expensive-looking dark green suit stepped in
to block the doorway, as he looked them over.
"Hola, Paulo."
"Hola, Esteban."
"?Qui?n es la chica?"
"Viene conmigo." Paulo suddenly switched languages.
"No se ve de suficiente edad."
"Tiene la suficiente edad para lo que quiero hacer con
ella," Paulo said. Both men laughed.
"Te vas a acostar con la peque?a estrella, ?verdad?"
"Por supuesto. Con el dinero que pagan por las pel?culas
puedo tener un gran estilo de vida por mucho, mucho tiempo.
Ye me toca que me atiendan a m?."
The tall man stepped aside, and Paulo led Teri into the
club.
"What did you say to him back there?" Teri asked as she let
her lead him.
As she had said, she spoke no Spanish. The room was dark
and filled with people. Some were sitting at tables or on
high sto