MANY WORLDS INC: SWITCH WORLD
by BobH
(c) 2005
This is the second 'Many Worlds Inc' story. The first, also available on
fictionmania, is:
Finding Janine
If you like this tale, you'll probably like that one. It also tells you a
lot more about how Many Worlds Inc operates.
(Note: This is a reworked version of a previously posted story with the
ending altered. Various reviewers had suggested the original ending was
emotionally wrong given what had preceeded it and, on consideration and
after rereading it, I've decided they were right.)
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Parallel worlds! Countless versions of the Earth spinning away through an
infinite number of alternate universes! Even after five years of working
at corporate headquarters here in the most desirable quadrant of
Megalopolis East, Brian Blaine still sometimes found himself marvelling
at just what Many Worlds Inc did. He might only be a lowly overseer in
the accounts department rather than one of those who actually got to
visit other Earths, but this did not stop him dreaming he would one day
make that trip himself. He understood that all the other Earths that had
been discovered to date were less technologically advanced than his own -
usually designated Earth Zero - and that his Earth alone seemed to have
avoided the periodic wars and collapses of civilisations that had
interrupted scientific progress on the others, but if anything this only
made the prospect of visiting them all the more intriguing.
Coincidentally, today - 30th August 2005 - was the 200th anniversary of
the first moon landing. Odd to think this had occurred so much later on
the other Earths, and that on some it had never happened at all.
"Daydreaming again, Blaine?" said an amused female voice, shaking him
from his reverie. It was Cara Gianelli, his former supervisor.
"What? No, of course not," lied Brian, running a hand through his shaggy
blond mane and squaring his broad shoulders. "What brings you back down
here? I thought you'd left us peons for the thirteenth floor."
The thirteenth floor was where the apparatus for moving between universes
was kept. Most of Many World Inc's employees did not have the clearance
to visit it. Cara's surprise promotion had taken her there four months
earlier.
"I did," she said, "but that doesn't mean I've forgotten those I used to
work with. An...opportunity... has opened up on the thirteenth floor. I
need someone to help me on the project I'm working on, and I thought you
might be interested."
Brian Blaine had been waiting to hear those words or something like them
for almost five years, but he paused before answering. He and Cara shared
a past that was more than just professional. At almost six foot, she was
a good three inches taller than him. Handsome rather than pretty, she had
short dark hair, small high breasts, and favoured trouser suits over
skirts and dresses. Extremely confident and self-assured, she had made
plain her interest in Brian soon after they first met and, for a while,
they had dated, though on her terms rather than his. Having the less
forceful personality, he had gone along with this at first, but with
everything being about her needs rather than his things had soon petered
out. Sex between them had always involved him going down on her followed
by her giving Brian a hand job, an arrangement that had ultimately proved
unsatisfying to him. She had been genuinely hurt when he broke it off,
revealing deeper feelings for him than he had realised.
"So what do you say?" said Cara, eagerly.
"I guess I have to say okay," said Brian, Cara responding by giving him a
delighted hug. Whatever his misgivings about working with her again, he
knew if he passed on the opportunity this time he might never get
another.
"Who'll oversee the financial quantum datacore if I go?" he asked.
"Oh, don't worry about that," replied Cara, "Mr Questor has already
arranged for one of his personal staff to take care of it."
Despite himself, Brian was impressed by this. Isaac Questor was the
Alternity Director and CEO of Many Worlds Inc. Just as he was answerable
only to the Board of Directors, so his staff had sworn their corporate
loyalty oaths to him personally. Their fortunes in the company were tied
directly to his own and they were all high-flyers, certainly far
brighter, more qualified and more motivated than Brian knew himself to
be.
Riding the null-grav elevator up to the thirteenth floor with Cara
Gianelli, Brian realized that he was actually quivering with excitement
and apprehension. Cara took his hand and gave it a quick squeeze or
encouragement, smiling at him reassuringly when he glanced up at her
face.
On the thirteenth floor, the elevator opened directly into a reception
area, an area identical in every respect to those on countless Earths
across the multiverse. An attractive woman was sitting behind a desk,
while picked out in gold lettering on the pale blue marble wall behind
wall her was:
MANY WORLDS INCORPORATED -WE HAVE BRANCHES EVERYWHERE.
The corporate logo and company tagline. Brian had seen them many times
before but seeing them in this context, anticipating what might lie ahead
for him, brought a lump to his throat, and his heart swelled with pride.
"Mr Questor is waiting for you," said the receptionist, "please go on
through."
Brian had never actually seen Isaac Questor in the flesh before, but he
instantly recognized the tall, patrician figure waiting for them in the
opulent office they were ushered into. That slate grey hair and powerful
build were unmistakable. Questor did not look at them as they entered,
his attention centered on a holoscreen showing what looked to be a cloud
of small surveillance satellites in orbit around the Earth. As they
watched, one of these suddenly glowed briefly before winking out of
existence, leaving only empty space where it had been.
"You know what that was, of course, Mr Blaine," he said. It was a
statement, not a question.
"It was a NESS," replied Brian, "a New Earths Survey Satellite. They're
parked in orbit around our Earth and are designed to be injected into
orbit around newly discovered Earths as part of our surveys of these.
What we just wintnessed was one such transdimensional insertion. That
satellite is now in orbit around another Earth, monitoring their radio
traffic, TV shows and the like in order to build up as complete a picture
of that world as possible. It's cloaked, of course, and given that our
tech is ahead of those of any other Earth we've discovered to date, that
cloaking has yet to be penetrated by the inhabitants of those Earths."
"Very good," said Questor, finally turning to face them and fixing Brian
with his piercing gaze. "What you may be unaware of, what we don't
broadcast beyond the confines of the thirteenth floor, is that a
satellite survey by itself is not enough to understand what can sometimes
be a quite different culture. No, for that we need people on the ground.
Before we set up a branch on a new Earth, we have to be sure we fully
understand the culture there. The NESS gives us enough to prep our people
before injection, but only by living there as natives for several months
can they truly appreciate the culture. There is a new Earth we have
several months of NASS observations on, but we now need a couple of
evaluators to go in and experience it as natives. Ms Gianelli has
volunteered for the assignment and suggested you for the other team
member. What do you say, Mr Blaine?"
Brian did not need any time to consider his answer.
"Yes," he replied, "I'd be honored."
"Good, then you and Ms Gianelli should proceed immediately for the Other
Worlds Injection Chamber," said Questor. "Don't worry about your
apartment and your responsibilities here. The company will take care of
all that for you while you're gone."
Doing as they had been told, Brian and Cara turned and headed back to
reception. As he left the office, Brian cast a brief glance back at Isaac
Questor, and was taken aback by the expession on his boss's face. It
looked like a mixture of anger and contempt.
"This is all going awfully fast," said Brian, as he and Cara made their
way down the carpeted corridor leading to OWIC. "I mean, twenty minutes
ago I was a humble technician in the financial department, and now here I
am about to experience my first transdimensional injection, my first trip
to another world. Why all the rush?"
"Dimensional alignment," said Cara. "We have a good window for this
particular Earth at the moment, one that means it will take less power
than usual to get to, and we don't want to miss it."
Brian had no idea whether this was true or whether she was just spinning
him a line. It sounded plausible so he decided to let it go, but he was
still uneasy at the pace of events.
The Other Worlds Injection Chamber was a large room filled with all
manner of, to Brian, incomprehensible machinery and a half dozen or so
white-coated technicians frowning over several instument consoles. In the
center of the room were what appeared to be several dentists' chairs with
large bell-like cowlings suspended over them.
"Ah, there you are," said one of the technicians, looking up from his
console and coming over to them. "Let's get you each in a chair and
prepped for insertion."
Brian allowed himself to be strapped into one of the chairs while Cara
was strapped into the one next to his.
"We've nicknamed the Earth you'll be going to 'Switch World'", he said,
looking at Brian as he activated a control, causing the cowlings to begin
to descend down over them, "and if you volunteered to go to that one,
you're a braver man than me."
"Wait," said Brian, suddenly panicking, "what do you mean by that?"
But it was too late. With a soft click the cowling closed into place over
his chair and Brian was plunged into darkness. There was an audible hum
as the various devices festooning the cowling were activated. Brian felt
as if his head had begun to spin. He could tell he was not actually
moving, but there was no way of letting his head know this important
fact. The spinning grew in intensity, and soon he blacked out.
Brian came to slowly, gradually becoming aware that he was no longer
strapped to a chair but lying on something soft: a bed. His anus was
sore, but pleasantly so, and he felt physically warm and sated, the way
he always did after great sex. With that realization - that what his body
was experiencing was a post coital afterglow - Brian sat bolt upright in
bed, becoming instantly aware of a new, unexpected weight on his chest.
Eyes snapping downwards, he saw what now hung from that chest and almost
fainted. Breasts! Full, shapely, female breasts, framed by the long red
hair tumbling over his shoulders. This could not be real! Shaking, he
grabbed his breasts, as shocked by the long, painted nails at the end of
his fingers as by the soft flesh of those alien orbs. Panicking, Brian
reached down to his crotch, seeking his familiar member.
And finding it.
"What the fuck?" he said, barely even noticing his now higher voice.
Swinging his legs over the side of the bed he rushed over to the full
length wall mirror, only then registering the negligee, garter belt, and
silk stockings he was wearing.
He was several inches shorter than he had been, his narrow shoulders and
small back in stark contrast to the wide shoulders and broad back he had
possessed. His features were softer and more delicate but, for all that,
the face beneath the make-up was still recognizably his own. It was
almost as if he had been transformed into a woman, and if not for his
penis he would have thought he had been.
"A she-male," he whispered, licking his lips and tasting his lipstick for
the first time, "I've been turned into a she-male!"
Curious, he kneaded his breasts again, not finding the implants there he
expected to. No, these breasts were...natural.
His hair, which reached down to just below his shoulder blades, was
dishevelled and his lipstick in need of repair. Brian was pretty sure he
knew why. He had woken in this new form in a post-coital afterglow, which
meant he had just had sex, but if so then with whom?
He turned from the mirror, casting his gaze around the room again,
noticing for the first time that it was a hotel room. From the logos on
various items, this was the Bellagio and they were in Las Vegas. On the
bedside table, casually laid aside after use, was a strap-on dildo. It
had only just started to dawn on Brian what this must mean when a toilet
flushed in the next room. The door to the bathroom opened to reveal Cara
Gianelli standing there, naked. She was taller and more toned than she
had been, with good muscle definition, her hair cut shorter, and her
breasts even smaller. She grinned at him.
"My, don't you look cute!" she said.
"C...Cara? What is this? What's happened to us?"
"We're now a typical married couple for this world," she said. "So how
does it feel to be Mrs Gianelli?"
"You knew this Earth was like this didn't you?" said Brian, accusingly.
"Of course I did," she replied, walking up to Brian and gazing down at
him. "People at Many Worlds are not falling over each other to be
assigned to evaluate Earths like this one, worlds that deviate
significantly from the norm. That's why I volunteered for this mission.
Ordinarily, I'd have had to have put in more time on the thirteenth floor
than I have done before I got the chance to visit another Earth. Of
course, people were not exactly chomping at the bit to fill the other
spot on this mission, so I put your name forward. Whatever your feelings
at the moment, if we make a good job of this it'll boost both our
careers."
"I suppose," said Brian, still not mollified but seeing the logic of her
words.
"Plus," said Cara running a hand lightly over Brian's breasts and smiling
as they heaved at her touch, "we can have a lot of fun exploring the
local sexual customs."
Her caress felt unbelievably good and it took all Brian's willpower to
pull away.
"No," he gasped, "I want to keep this strictly professional."
"Suit yourself," shrugged Cara, "but you don't know what you're missing."
She flexed a bicep, and nodded approvingly.
"Most women here do weight training to build muscle. Men just do
exercises to keep their stomachs flat and their waists slim, of course."
Brian opened his mouth to comment on this. Whatever he might have said
was cut-off by the phone ringing. Cara picked up the receiver.
"Yeah?" she said. "Yeah, this is Cara. OK, right. We'll be down in
fifteen minutes."
"Who was that?" asked Brian.
"Friends of ours, apparently," said Cara, "phoning to remind us we'd
agreed to meet them for drinks down in the hotel bar. So I guess you'd
better repair your lipstick and we'd best get dressed. Those would be
your clothes on that chair."
The chair she had indicated contained a discarded bra and scarlet evening
gown. There were a pair of high heels on the floor beside the chair.
"You have got to be kidding me!" said Brian.
"'Fraid not," smiled Cara, giving his ass a friendly slap. "That's male
attire in this world. And don't take too long making yourself look
pretty. We don't want to keep our friends waiting, do we?"
With that, she went over and turned the television on.
"Might as well find out a bit more about this world while we get
dressed."
As luck would have it there was a local news broadcast on, albeit halfway
through. The news anchors - a distingushed grey-haired woman and a pretty
twentysomething blonde, his hair and make-up immaculate, his blouse
revealing just the right amount of cleavage - were discussing a scandal
involving the governor of Nevada, who had just announced she was leaving
her wife of twenty years for a Vegas showboy. She had run for governor on
a strong 'family values' platform, so this had caused consternation among
local Republicans, who were already trying to distance themselves from
her.
"Guess it doesn't matter which Earth you're on," chuckled Cara,
struggling with one of the cufflinks for her shirt. "Seems politicians
are the same everywhere."
Brian hardly heard her, or the TV. Sitting in front of the dressing table
mirror, studying his reflection, the enormity of what had happened to him
was sinking in. For the next few months that reflection staring back at
him would be his, and this Earth would be his home. Slowly, hesitatingly,
he took a wetwipe and carefully removed his lipstick. The rest of his
make-up seemed undamaged, which was just as well since he lacked the
skill to reapply it - that would take practise.
And the fact that he accepted this, that he knew he would indeed do that
practise, was when he knew that he had resigned himself to his situation.
Cara was right. They had a job to do, and part of his job over the next
few months would involve dressing like this and trying to fit in. So be
it. Selecting a lipstick from the cosmetics arrayed before him, Brian
twisted it open and carefully applied it to his lips.
When Cara had offered him her arm, Brian had taken it automatically,
without thinking. It had seemed like the natural thing to do. Even now,
as they headed down the corridor to the elevator, Brian acutely aware of
the the weight of his breasts on his chest as they walked, the feel of
the air across his exposed cleavage, and the earrings swinging from his
earlobes, it still seemed natural. Though muscle memory had kicked in and
had so far prevented him from stumbling in his heels, it was reassuring
to have someone to lean on should he fall. What felt totally strange was
the bra around his chest; the garter belt, stockings, and silk panties
below his waist; and the gown whose hem was swirling around his ankles.
Strangest of all was knowing he was not dressed as a woman but as a man,
that this was not female finery here but male.
Stealing a glance at Cara, he was taken by how good she looked in her
tuxedo, how...handsome. Perhaps the shock of their situation was
beginning to wear off, because he found himself becoming aroused, until
that is he realised that arousal was not taking the form of an erection -
his penis remained uncharacteristically limp - but of a warmth and a
moistening of his anus.
"What's wrong?" asked Cara concernedly as Brian stopped dead in his
tracks.
"How exactly do men and women have sex on this Earth?" he asked.
"What?" said Cara. "Can't this wait?"
"No," said Brian, "it can't. I need to know. I can tell we're
biologically different here. I mean, the men of this world have breasts,
and they're real, not implants. Please tell me, Cara."
"OK," she sighed. "As you'll have noticed, gender roles are reversed on
this world. Men are the smaller, weaker sex here. They're also the ones
who get penetrated during intercourse. The primary response to sexual
arousal in the male is felt in his anus, which becomes lubricated in
anticipation of penetration. Only when that penetration is occurring,
when he's being fucked, and his prostate stimulated does the male's penis
become erect, spontaneous ejaculation occurring when he achieves orgasm.
Being submissive is hard-wired into the brains of the men of this world,
just as being dominant is hard-wired into the brains of the women, so
both find this extremely enjoyable. After he's been fucked, the man will
pleasure the woman orally. When giving head, the male's tongue, reacting
to vaginal secretions, can extend significantly further than it normally
would and is more, ah, manipulable. Needless to say, the women of this
Earth are blessed with the best cunnilingus to be found on any world
we've yet discovered."
There was a *ding* as the door to the elevator they had paused a few feet
short of slid open.
"Time to join our new friends," said Cara, ushering him through the door,
"we can discuss this further la
In the lobby of the hotel were signs indicating the Bellagio was hosting
a computer expo, one of which pointed to the ballroom where the evening's
entertainment would be held. What caught their immediate attention
however was quite possibly the most beautiful face either of them had
ever seen, staring down at them from an enormous poster that dominated
the lobby. At the top of the poster was the logo of a company called
Compudynamics, while at the bottom was a hugely enlarged signature that
read: Keris.
"Wow, she's gorgeous," said Brian.
"'He'," said Cara. "On this world that's going to be a man, remember?"
"Yeah, but any woman on our Earth would kill to look like that. Do you
know who he is?"
"Keris, aka Chris Neville, sometime actress and singer and this world's
most famous supermodel. Compudynamics are the planet's leading computer
company. If Keris is lending his image to their advertising it must be
costing them a fortune."
They made their way to the ballroom and entered, pausing momentarily at
the entrance and looking around at the people at the many tables, the
women all looking smart and prosperous in their tuxedos, the men
glamorous in an array of fabulous gowns, many with elaborate hairdos and
sporting expensive jewellery. Everyone was a lot trimmer than they would
have been at a similar gathering on most Earths, and Brian could see no
facial hair anywhere, nor any bald heads or thinning hair. Clearly,
beards and moustaches were unknown on this world, as was male pattern
baldness. Brian approved of this; any world without the comb-over had
something going for it.
Someone was waving to them from a table.
"Cara! Brian! Over here!" she shouted.
They walked over to the table, in the center of which stood a card
bearing a company logo that read Ferris-Gianelli Technologies. The woman
who had called out to them greeted Cara with a handshake and Brian with a
kiss on the cheek. She was the same height as Cara, bespectacled, dark-
haired, clad in a dark three-piece suit, and holding a Scotch and a large
cigar in one hand. Sitting next to her was a pretty brunette who rose to
his feet as they reached the table. He shared a quick air kiss with
Brian, keen not to muss either of their make-ups, and accepted a hug from
Cara. Brian was surprised when Cara pulled out a chair for him, and
noticed that neither woman sat down until both men were seated.
As they sat, Brian saw that each had a place setting card in front of
them with their names on, which made things much easier. This couple were
Anne and Jerry Ferris, and from that company logo he deduced that they
were in business together. Or at least, Anne and Cara were. He was
beginning to suspect that men in this world were not as emancipated as
their female counterparts in many others. There were two other cards on
the table, made out for Ella and Frank Lanford. He wondered who and where
they might be.
"You took your time, buddy," grinned Anne, playfully thumping Cara's
shoulder, "but then newlyweds never can keep their hands off each other,
can they? Remember when we were first married, honey? We were at it all
the time."
"Oh, Anne!" said Jerry, blushing but smiling.
"Hey, you know what it's like," shrugged Cara, grinning at Brian, "we've
been fucking like rabbits".
"Language," frowned Anne. "There are ladies present, remember."
"Oh yeah, sorry about that," said Cara. "Got a bit carried away there."
"Understandable," smiled Anne, "and after all that exertion you'll need a
drink and a fine cigar."
There were a number of cigarette boys - youths in their late teens and
early twenties - circulating through the room, wearing four inch heels,
heavy make-up, and what looked very much like an all-pink French maid's
uniform - carrying a tray in front of them (balanced by a strap around
their necks) bearing cigars and packs of cigarettes. Anne summoned one to
their table.
"One of your best cigars for my buddy here, miss," she said.
"Certainly, sir," smiled the boy, removing a cigar from its tube,
guillotining the end off, and handing it to Cara. She took it, smelled it
appreciatively, then accepted a light from the boy. She exhaled
approvingly, a pleased and slightly surprised expression on her face. It
was, Brian knew, the first cigar she had ever smoked. Clearly, certain
tastes came along with these new bodies.
"I know you weren't happy about having to come to this expo just two days
after getting back from your honeymoon," said Anne, puffing on her own
cigar enthusiastically, "but there's no reason we shouldn't find as much
enjoyment as we can in necessity."
"While you women do your bit for air pollution," said Jerry, wrinkling
his nose, "I think we boys need to powder our noses. Come on, Bri."
A bit non-plussed, Brian did as he was bid, allowing Jerry to take his
hand and lead him towards the rest rooms. Why did they need to powder
their noses? Was there something wrong with their make-up?
"So give, boyfriend" smiled Jerry, turning to face Brian as soon as they
were in the bathroom. "Is being a newlywed all you hoped it would be? Has
Cara been giving that pert little derriere of yours the drilling it
deserves? Has she had you in every room of your house yet? Where did she
take your cherry?"
Swearing in front of them was a no-no, but this level of personal
questioning was OK?!?
"Yeah, of course," lied Brian, "every room. When she'd had her way with
me I could barely walk straight afterwards."
"Oh, that takes me back," said Jerry, sighing happily at the memory.
"I'm sure it does," smiled Brian, "and I bet you could give me some
pointers, too. Being a wife is still new to me, and I need all the help I
can get."
"Then you've come to the right person, sweetie. Every wife needs to know
how to use his masculine wiles to keep his husband wrapped around his
little finger, and I'm an expert. Any boy who can't should be sent to the
Institute to have his masculinity boosted, in my opinion," she laughed.
"Remember all those classes in high school on running a home, and on hair
and make-up and making yourself as attractive as possible so you could
snare a woman? They were all useful and necessary, but they don't teach
you how to get your way with your husband. Only experience can teach you
that."
And having succeeded in turning the conversation away from himself, Brian
listened raptly to the outpouring of advice from Jerry that followed. He
would need to know this stuff if he was to play his assigned role in the
months to come, and it was all good cultural data to pass on when they
eventually returned home. He had no idea what Jerry meant by 'the
Institute', but there would be plenty of time to find out later.
"Ladies and Gentlewomen," announced the MC from the ballroom stage as the
two men arrived back at their table, "give it up for our house band, and
let the dancing begin!"
Brian did not resist when Cara led him onto the dance floor; they both
loved dancing and this was one of the things he had missed when they
stopped dating. Of course, it was a different experience with her leading
and him in high heels and a gown, but Brian still found himself enjoying
it. Nor did he protest when she took him in her arms and held him close
for the slow numbers. It felt surprisingly good. And though he knew he
should have resisted when, at the end of one of these, she lifted his
chin and kissed him softly on his painted lips, he found himself sighing
happily instead. Focus. He needed to stay focussed.
"What were you laughing about with Anne when Jerry and I got back from
the ladies' rest room?" asked Brian, more to take his mind off what he
was feeling than from any burning need to know.
"We were reminiscing about her bachelor party," said Cara, sliding her
arms around his waist once more as the next slow number began, "or rather
she was reminiscing, of course, since despite her remembering me being
there I wasn't. Apparently we had a raucus time with lots of beer and a
couple of strippers who put on a hot boy-on-boy show for us. I wish I'd
been there to see it for real. A funny thing that. Homosexuality is
almost unknown here yet boy-on-boy action is simulated for the viewing
pleasure of women."
"That is odd," said Brian, frowning.
"Yeah, there are quite a few things about this Earth that don't make
sense, but we can discuss that later."
They danced a few more numbers before rejoing Anne and Jerry at their
table. Brian wondered why the other couple had not yet had a dance.
"Two left feet," said Anne sheepishly.
"Do you mind if Jerry has a dance with Cara?" asked Brian, noticing the
expression on the other man's face.
"No, no, not at all," said Anne.
Cara looked surprised and Jerry pleased, as he rose to his feet, holding
his hand out for Cara to lead him onto the dance floor.
"So, you looking forward to getting back to work in the office on
Monday?" asked Anne.
"Well, a longer honeymoon would have been nice," said Brian, actually
relieved to learn it was over, "but I'm eager to get back to work."
With a degree in computing and several years experience working with the
quantum datacores at Many Worlds Inc., Brian knew he would find the
computers of this less technologically advanced and Earth simple to
improve.
"Great!" said Anne. "Jerry's been handling the phones and doing all the
typing while you were gone so he's gonna be glad to have you helping with
the workload. And I know Cara will want to roll her sleeves up and get
back to working on the new computer design with me."
A typist and phone operator? He knew more about computers than Anne ever
would, yet he was expected to type letters and answer the phone? He felt
an overwhelming urge to protest, to tell her just where she could put her
phones and her typing, but the words died in his mouth at the sight of
the couple heading for their table. Black, attractive, and elegant, they
made their way carefully across the ballroom, the woman solicitously
guiding her wife, his belly round and distended by what Brian immediately
recognized as an advanced state of pregnancy.
"Ella! Frank!" said Anne getting to her feet, "Great to see you could
make it after all."
"Yeah, well we managed to get a sitter for the twins I was happy with at
the last minute," said Frank, carefully lowering himself into the chair
his husband held out for him, "and Ella wanted to be here when the
company gets that award. She did as much to make it a success as you and
Cara did, after all."
"Couldn't have done it without her," agreed Anne, patting Ella on the
back.
"You going to sit there with your mouth open like you never seen a
pregnant man before, or are you going to say hello properly to your best
friend?" asked Frank, staring at Brian quizzically.
"Oh, sorry," said Brian, shaking himself out of it and leaning forward to
exchange an air kiss with the other man, "I was miles away."
"Got that right," laughed Frank. "So how was your honeymoon in the
Bahamas?"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" said Brian, knowing this is what was expected. He
was struck yet again by how weird it was he was an old friend to these
people despite not having known they even existed a few hours earlier.
"Ah, here comes Cara with Jerry," said Ella as they returned from the
dancefloor, "and just in time for the awards presentation."
Jerry sat down next to Frank and, after they had air-kissed, started
cooing over Frank's 'bump'.
"Here," said Frank, taking the hand of each of the other men and placing
them gently on his abdomen, "feel the little tyke kick."
"Oh, she's a strong one!" squealed Jerry, no one noticing just how queasy
this was making Brian.
"Yeah," smiled Frank, happily, "but I can't tell you how relieved I am
she's coming out tomorrow. I love being pregnant during the early stages
- well, apart from all that puking in the first trimester - but by this
point I'm really looking forward to not carrying all this weight around
anymore, and being able to get at my feet comfortably enough to paint my
toenails again. I just hope it doesn't take me as long to get my figure
back as it did after I had the twins."
"Hey, they're starting!" said Anne, as the MC walked back out onto the
small stage.
The next half-hour saw all manner of worthies stepping up and receiving
awards signifying the recognition of their peers in the industry for some
achievement or other, before the one they were waiting for was finally
announced.
"And the award for innovation in computer design goes to Ferris-
Gianelli!" announced the MC to enthusiastic applause from the assembled
guests. Cara, Ella, and Anne went up to the stage to receive the award.
Anne Ferris took the microphone.
"I can't tell you how thrilled we are that you've chosen to honor us with
this award," she said. "It makes all those eighteen hour days Cara and I
spent slaving away in her garage to build our first prototype all
worthwhile. And, of course, we would not be standing here today without
the miracle that Ella Lanford performed when she applied her business
genius to turning the dreams of two computer geeks into an actual viable
company that looks like it's going places. I'd also like to thank our
wives Jerry, Frank and Brian, without whose support we also would not be
standing here. And finally, I'd like to give my congratulations to Ella
and Frank, who will be having their third child tomorrow. Thank you."
Lots more applause and cheers followed as the three woman left the stage
and returned to their table, to be greeted with hugs and kisses from
their wives.
And that was pretty much the end of the evening. There were a few more
awards, some more celebratory drinks and dancing, then everyone said
their goodnights and headed back to their hotel rooms.
"Pregnant!" shouted Brian when they got back to their room, "How can he
be pregnant? Tell me everything about how that can be and tell me now!"
"It's really not that difficult," said Cara, undoing her tie and removing
her tux. "Pretty much all the Earths we've discovered to date are at the
level of technology where they know it's theoretically possible to
implant an embryo in a man and have him carry it to term if they so
chose, but few have actually attempted this. Delivery has to be by C-
section, of course, which is what Frank will undergo tomorrow."
"So how did this society reach this point," said Brian, "and how did
their biology get them here? Give me the full birds and the bees version.
Start with male biology. Just how different am I here?"
"OK," sighed Cara. "You might want to kick off your shoes and make
yourself comfortable before I do."
Brian did as she suggested, letting out a long sigh of relief when he
took his heels off. Until then he had not realised just how much they
were constricting his feet. When he sat down on the bed, Cara smiled and
began her explanation.
"Being a male on this world is a lot different than being one on ours. As
he goes through puberty on our world, the male's voice deepens, he
develops facial and bodily hair, and his back and his shoulders broaden.
None of that happens here. On this earth the male skeleton stops growing
during puberty (unlike the female's), he never develops a broader back or
shoulders, or facial and bodily hair, and his voice remains high. What he
does develop at puberty, of course, is breasts."
"I'd pretty much figured that out for myself," said Brian, glancing down
at his chest. "What about sex and reproduction?"
"As I mentioned earlier, sex on this world involves the male submitting
to the female, who then fucks him, bringing him to orgasm and causing him
to ejaculate. Fairly early on in their history, the woman of this world
developed the strap on dildo, the better to pleasure their mates. I
assume they used their fingers at first, and this still forms a part of
foreplay for many. Anyway, when they wanted children, the male would take
care to catch his semen. He would then place this on his tongue,
impregnating the female when he pleasured her, which is presumably
another reason for male tongues being as they are on this Earth. One
consequence of this system is that there's no such thing as an unplanned
pregnancy here, hence no need for or even any real concept of
contraception. They have condoms now, but these are used solely to catch
sperm, either for use or just to avoid making a mess on the sheets."
"Wait!" said Brian. "You're saying that woman were impregnated by the
men, but that's not what happens now."
"Patience," said Cara, "I'm getting to that. And, yes, the women of this
world did used to bear the children, just as they do on the others.
However, breast feeding has always been done by men here, female breasts
being non-functional. As you'll have noticed, woman's breasts rarely even
reach a B-cup but for adult males that's as small as they get. The
presence of a baby triggers lactation in men. Any baby, any man. Pretty
strong pheromones those rugrats give off here. Put you in a room with a
baby and within an hour or so you'd be able to feed him. Which makes a
certain amount of evolutionary sense given the natives' biology. This has
also led to all manner of interesting bonding rituals among men, as you
might imagine, and this is one of those areas we need to study. We know
some of how this works but there are going to be nuances we have to
learn.
It's considered an honour to be invited suckle to a friend's child, and
also something of a rite of passage for teenage boys. Baby-sitting of
unweaned children usually involves suckling them too, hence Frank's
reluctance to come out tonight until a suitable sitter had been lined up.
No mother is going to let just anyone suckle his babies, after all."
"So these can start producing milk at anytime?" said Brian, indicating
his breasts and once again feeling queasy.
"Not 'can' but *will*!" grinned Cara. "There's no point you trying to
avoid it because it's going to happen. Fortunately, if you're not around
babies they cease lactating as quickly as they start. As to why it's now
the men of this world that bear the children... Well, as you might have
started to grasp, they're mostly limited to what used to be called 'pink
collar' jobs or to being housewives. Oh there are men who are actresses,
or singers, or prostitutes, but none who are politicians, or who head
corporations, or who have any positions of power at all. And they prefer
it that way. When I said being submissive was hard-wired into their
brains I wasn't kidding. Not only don't they have positions of power but
they don't want them. They have the vote but most don't use it. And those
that do usually vote the same way their husband does. Not because she
tells him to but because she's the head of the family and so obviously
must know best. There's never been any equivalent of the feminist
movement here, and there probably never will be.
Getting back to the women, imagine what it would be like to live in a
world where those in positions of leadership and power were also the ones
who carried the children, where you might suddenly need to mobilize your
military in reponse to an emergency only to discover a significant number
of them were pregnant. The first country to perfect IVF on this world,
about eighty years, ago realized what an advantage it would give them
against other nations if their women were to be relieved of the burden of
bearing children. So the decision was taken that henceforth it would be
men who bore them. And since the men do what their women tell them to,
they went along with this, of course. Other nations followed suit and now
it's only the most backward of countries where childbearing is still done
by women. Naturally, everyone in a country like this is too young to
remember things ever being done another way."
Brian shivered. This revelation coming on top of everything else that had
happened to him today was almost too much. The accumulating culture shock
was starting to overwhelm him. Cara sat down beside him and slid an arm
around his shoulders, pulling him into her embrace.
"Hey, it's OK," she said, kissing him softly on the forehead, "it's going
to be alright."
"I..I guess," said Brian, still shaking. "It's all so overwhelming. How
do other evaluators stand it?"
"Well, this is an extreme case," said Cara. "It's usually a lot easier to
absorb than this."
She gently, stroked his cheek and he nuzzled closer to her. Then he
stiffened.
"Don't," he said.
"I was only trying to comfort you."
"I know," said Brian, "and I..I need it. It's just...I don't want this to
develop into something more, and the way I'm feeling now it easily
could."
"Don't worry," said Cara, taking the strap-on from where it still lay on
the bedside table and dropping it in the small drawer below. "I'm not
trying to take advantage of you, but please let me do this for you. We
used to be close."
Which is how they ended up in bed that night, huddled together. True to
her word, Cara did not try to take things any further. Brian was grateful
for that, and for how good it felt to have her body snuggled up against
his.
Waking the next morning, Brian was momentarily confused as to where he
was, then it all came rushing back to him. He was acutely aware of the
weight of his breasts on his chest, something it was clearly going to
take time to get used to. Propping himself up on one elbow, he fingered
one of the small bows on the neckline of his night dress and looked down
thoughtfully at the woman asleep beside him. Knowing that sleeping with
their naked bodies pressed together could have been just too damn much
temptation, he had insisted on the night dress, but had he been worried
about her temptation or his own? Cara might have been underhand in
getting him to agree to visit this world without explaining its nature,
but he had agreed to see their mission through which meant this would now
be their life for several months at least. He had not expected them to be
a couple on this world, could never have dreamed he would ever be the
wife in such a relationship, yet here they were. Just how far would he
go, *could* he go in order to make that relationship seem real to those
they would have to work and socialize with?
"A penny for them?" said Cara, opening her eyes and smiling up at him.
"Oh, I don't think you'd have any trouble figuring out what I was
thinking about," he said.
"I suppose not," she sighed. "So how are you feeling today?"
"Much better," said Brian, "there's nothing like sleeping on a problem to
help you sort things out. The culture shock got to me last night, but I
think I'm going to be alright now."
"I'm glad to hear it," said Cara, sliding a hand inside his night dress
and gently fondling his left breast. Grinning, she gave it a quick
squeeze then sat up and swung her legs over the side of the bed.
"Time I was up and about," she said, and padded off to the bathroom.
Brian touched his breast where Cara had squeezed it, an unreadable
expression on his face, before sighing and getting out of bed. There was
a laptop on the vanity, next to where his cosmetics were laid out. Brian
sat down, examined his reflection in the mirror, and grimaced. Going to
sleep without removing your make-up was not a good idea, he decided.
Opening a jar of cold cream, he took a dollop and worked it into his
face, removing it and the old make up with a tissue. When Cara got out of
the shower he would clean himself thoroughly, but for now this satisfied
him.
Brian flipped open the laptop, launching the web browser and going
online. Banner ads appeared for a company offering something called
'Male Hygiene Products'. Curious, Brian clicked on the ad and was taken
to a page offering items such as anal deodorants and post-coital
suppositories. Despite himself, he laughed. Did men really need such
things here, he wondered, or was this just a way of making money from
male vanity?
Still chuckling, he searched out a news site and was soon engaging with
what there he found there. There was still a lot to discover about his
new home, and he wanted to know it all. So engrossed was he that he
barely noticed when Cara exited the bathroom, towelling her hair after
her shower.
"Find something interesting?" she asked.
"I don't know," said Brian. "You told me that homosexuality was almost
unknown on this world?"
"Pretty much," said Cara. "When those hormones kick in at puberty they
have a powerful effect in terms of creating sexual interest in the
opposite sex, far stronger than anything that happens on our Earth. Even
boys who are tomgirls lose interest in the rough pursuits of females,
start taking an interest in dresses and make-up and those sorts of things
considered boyish here. They become coquettish and giggly around girls,
and generally softer and more submissive. Any sexual urges they might
have felt towards their own gender get more or less obliterated. The same
applies to girls. What made you ask?"
"I was web-surfing, following links pretty much at random, and I came
across a site devoted to Thai ladygirls. These are young women who want
to be boys and who have breast implants, use make-up and wear dresses in
order to emulate them. They're sexually attracted to other women, and
many work in the sex trade in that country."
"Hmm, interesting," said Cara, rubbing her chin. "Yes, that does seem to
be an anomaly. Definitely something to include in our reports. So what
else did you discover?"
From her tone, Brian guessed she had expected him to spot something
obvious, something staring him in the face, but he had no idea what this
might be.
"When we were dancing last night, you said they were things about this
Earth that didn't make sense," said Brian, slowly. "Am I missing
something obvious?"
"Maybe," replied Cara, sounding disappointed but with a look in her eyes
that said otherwise. "Anyway, you'd better log off, get dressed, and put
your make-up on. We need to vacate this room and head on to our new
home."
"I could save time by not bothering with the make-up," said Brian,
logging off.
"Not an option, I'm afraid," said Cara. "The men of this society start
using cosmetics as soon as they're through puberty. A man not wearing
make-up here attracts the same sort of attention and disapproval as a man
not wearing any pants would in our America."
"Great, just great," sighed Brian, viewing the cosmetics arrayed before
him with some trepidation. "I haven't had time to practise yet, so it's
going to be fairly crude and basic."
"That will have to do for now," said Cara, "but you'll really need to put
in some serious practice until you've mastered putting on make-up. It's a
skill expected of males here."
"Yeah, I'd kind of figured that out already," said Brian, reaching for a
lipstick.
Their new friends and colleagues had had early flights out of McCarran,
with Frank Lanford scheduled to go straight from the airport to the
maternity ward as soon as the airplane touched down in San Francisco.
Cara and Brian's early afternoon flight allowed them time to have a
relatively leisurely brunch in the hotel before checking out.
Once on their plane and in the air, the pair spent the whole flight
reading what to others would be recreational material but which for them
was research. Cara had given Brian a romance novel to read, a 'bodice
ripper'. It told the story of a boy's deflowering by the Lord of the
local manor, and how he melted her stern and unforgiving heart so she
then took him for her bride. It was not great literature, but as he read
it Brian found himself getting aroused and wondering, not for the first
time, what it would be like to be 'taken' by Cara. He glanced at her,
sitting there beside him, and then shook his head angrily. Damn it! These
were not thoughts he should even be entertaining, but there was something
about this Earth that got under your skin.
Having found the address of their house from documents they had with
them, they got a taxi to take them home from San Francisco airport. Both
were pleasantly surprised by the house the taxi pulled up outside. It was
large, stood on a hill, and overlooked the bay.
"I guess our company must be more successful than I thought," said Cara
as she unlocked the front door. Dumping their bags in the hall they did a
quick inventory of the house and its contents. Most of those contents
were new, many still in their boxes or under the plastic wrapping they
had been delivered in.
"Anne said something about us flying out to Vegas only two days after
getting back from our honeymoon," said Cara, shaking her head, "and it
looks like a lot of this stuff was delivered in those two days."
"Jerry assumed we spent those days having sex," said Brian. "He wanted to
know if you'd had me in every room yet."
"Really?" grinned Cara. "Well I'm more than willing, if you want me to.
Husbands should do their best to satisfy the sexual cravings of their
wives, after all."
"In your dreams!" said Brian.
"You're the one who brought it up," said Cara, eyeing him speculatively,
"so it seems to me you're the one who's been thinking about it and is
perhaps more turned on by the idea than you want to admit."
Damn! Why had he even brought that up, Brian wondered? What was he
thinking?
"Right, well, I'm going to start unpacking and getting all these boxes
sorted out," said Cara. "And while I'm doing that you'd better practise
your make-up. Spend all day practising if you have to. It's a vital skill
you need to pick up to fit in in this society."
"But I don't know the first thing about how to do it properly," Brian
protested. "Where do I even start?"
"I may be able to help you there," said Cara, heading out of the room and
returning a couple of minutes later with a cardboard box on which was
scrawled: 'Brian - School Books'.
"You said Jerry had told you boys were taught about make-up in high
school," she said, tearing the box open, "so it stands to reason you were
also taught it in school on this world and...ah! Here we are!"
Cara passed Brian two books from the box: 'Cosmetics For Boys' and
'Advanced Cosmetics For Boys'.
"Take these upstairs with you, sit down at your vanity with them, and
don't come down those stairs again until you've done an acceptable job
with your make-up, OK?"
Brian nodded.
"I..I suppose so," he sighed.
"Good," smiled Cara, lifting his chin and kissing Brian long and deep. He
did not resist, and found himself going weak at the knees before she
finally pulled away.
"What..what was that for?" said Brian, more than a little dazed.
"To let you know I understand how difficult this must be for you, that I
appreciate your willingness to knuckle down and make this mission a
success...and because I really, really wanted to kiss you."
"Oh," said Brian. "Well, I guess that's alright then."
With that he turned from Cara and, somewhat unsteadily, made his way
upstairs. Touching his lips, he marveled at the way his body now reacted
to her touch, at how hard his nipples were and at the warmth and wetness
in his anus. In the bedroom, distracted by how horny he was feeling,
Brian lay down on the bed and started fondling his breasts. He tried
playing with his penis but, of course, it did not react. Damn it! How did
guys in this world masturbate, anyway? With the question came a sudden
suspicion as to what the answer must be. Reaching into the drawer under
his bedside table, his hand closed on the object he expected to find
there. Though it was not something he had ever expected to use on
himself, Brian desperately needed release, so he switched the vibrator on
and gratefully eased it into himself. It had been designed to work with
the biology of the men of this Earth, and it felt wonderful! Brian soon
had an erection and, his old instincts kicking in, he started to play
with it.
For all the effect this had he might as well have been playing with his
thigh.
Finally appreciating just how differently his nervous system was wired
here, he soon abandoned this now pointless action and concentrated all
his attention his body's new sexual center. None of the old sexual
fantasies that had brought him to orgasm on his own world worked here,
but the thought of surrendering himself to Cara, of her strong hands
firmly grasping his hips as she slammed her dildo into him with powerful
thrusts of her own hips, did the trick. When he finally came, Brian was
stunned by the strength of his orgasm. It was overwhelming, the best he
had ever known.
Still panting, Brian wiped himself clean, already trying to deny the
ramifications of what had just happened. To do otherwise would mean
accepting things about himself and this world he just was not ready to
face yet.
Sitting at his vanity table, Brian surveyed the daunting variety of
cosmetics arrayed before him. There were lipsticks, foundations,
blushers, eyeliners, eye shadows, lip glosses, moisturisers, face
powders, mascaras, perfumes, nail polishes, hair care products, and a
whole range of creams and fluids in small but expensive-looking bottles
and jars whose purpose he could only guess at. He knew he needed to know
what every last item was, and when to use each of them. Sighing, he
opened 'Cosmetics For Boys', relieved to see it contained copious color
illustrations, and began to read.
It was several hours later that Brian made his way down the stairs again,
pleased by his handiwork and hoping Cara would be too while
simultaneously annoyed at himself for even thinking such a thing. He
found Cara sitting in a leather armchair in her study, smoking a cigar
with obvious enjoyment. Her eyes went wide when she saw him, and she rose
to her feet.
"Not bad," she grinned, "not bad at all."
Brian shivered with pleasure at her compliment.
"There was a phone call earlier," said Cara (Brian had heard this while
he was pleasuring himself). "It was Frank. He had his baby this morning.
Apparently, you were due to visit him after work tomorrow, but he'd like
you to visit today. It's mid-afternoon already, so how about I order in
some food and then drive you to the hospital. It's on the way to the
Ferris's place, and Anne mentioned in Vegas she wanted to go over details
with me so that we're on the same page for a meeting with potential
investors tomorrow. I can drop you off and pick you up on my way back."
"Oh...OK," said Brian, feeling oddly deflated. He had assumed he and Cara
would be spending the afternoon together.
The maternity ward of the hospital was much like those Brian had seen
before, with young mothers breastfeeding or otherwise fussing over their
babies, except that in this ward the mothers were all men.
"Brian, over here!" shouted Frank, spotting Brian before Brian had
spotted him. He looked happy but tired, a baby gurgling away in his arms.
"Wow, she's beautiful!" said Brian, lowering himself into the bedside
chair, and she was. Inquisitive and alert, she paused in her examination
of the foot she was holding in front of her nose to stare at Brian.
"She's going to grow up big and strong and have all the boys swooning
over her!" beamed Frank, the proud mother. "We've decided to call her
Miriam."
"Is Ella looking after the twins?" asked Brian.
"Oh no," said Frank. "When that husband of yours decided to get together
to talk business with Anne, they roped Ella into joining them. No, my
brother Jermaine volunteered."
"Jermaine, huh?" said Brian distractedly, hurt by the news the meeting
had been Cara's idea. Didn't she want to spend time with him?
"Yeah, Jermaine," said Frank, not noticing the pained look on his
friend's face. "He's a sweet kid really, loves children and could make a
great Mom one day, but I'm worried about him. He gives it away far too
easily. A boy has his reputation to think of, and if people start
thinking Jermaine's a slut it's going to ruin his marriage prospects.
Stars like Keris can get away with that sort of behaviour, allowing
themselves to be bedded by half the women in Hollywood, but regular boys
can't. You kept your virginity for your husband to take on your wedding
night, Bri. I wish Jermaine had done the same. I'm beginning to think he
might be a nympho, but God I hope not. That's not something they'll do
anything about at the Institute, unfortunately."
There it was; another reference to this mysterious Institute. Intrigued,
and grateful for the distraction, Brian decided to see if he could find
out more without revealing his own ignorance.
"Yeah," he said. "Why do you think that is?"
"Well, I suppose it's logical enough really, when you think about it,"
said Frank. "It may be called the Institute of Mental Hygeine, but
everyone knows what they do there is deal with gender identity issues,
sorting out those who have problems with their role in society. And I
suppose that's a good thing. After all, where would we be if men started
acting like women and women like men. No, we need the Institute to bring
the deviants back into line."
"I guess we do," said Brian, suppressing a shiver.
The two men spent the next hour or so gossipping and engaging in 'boy
talk' - discussing hair, clothes, make-up, and women - and Brian found it
both pleasant and surprisingly interesting. He did not miss the heated
discussions of politics and sports he guessed were 'women talk' on this
world, not even slightly. However, as they talked, Brian gradually became
aware of a strange feeling in his breasts. His nipples were getting sore,
and his bra was feeling increasingly tight. About the same time Frank
noticed his friend's discomfit, his baby daughter began to cry.
"Looks like it's time," he smiled.
"Time?" said Brian, puzzled.
"For you to feed Miriam," said Frank, shaking his head in exasperation.
"Honestly, Bri, it's like you've been on another planet the past couple
of days."
He passed his baby over to Brian.
"You were the first besides me to suckle the twins and I want you to be
the first with Miriam, too."
"I'd be honored," said Brian, belatedly realizing that what he was
experiencing was lactation and that this was the correct response. This
was one of those ways in which the men of this world strengthened and
deepened the bonds of friendship and one of the things he was
specifically tasked with investigating. Unbuttoning his silk blouse, he
unhooked his bra (ah, of course - this was why bras on this world all
hooked from the front) and lifted Miriam up to his exposed left breast,
hoping Frank couldn't see how strange this all was to him. As soon as her
mouth found the nipple, the baby began to feed.
Brian had heard women on his world talking about breast feeding, about
how they either hated it or loved it, but nothing could have prepared him
for his own reaction to the experience. Looking down at that precious
infant suckling at his breast, noticing how her dark skin contrasted with
the pale flesh of his mammary he felt a communion with her, a powerful
almost spiritual experience that was emotionally overwhelming. He felt
awe and wonder and a sudden fierce protectiveness towards Miriam that he
recognised as maternal. Knowing this was probably the result of a
suckling child triggering responses hard-wired into the brains of the men
of this world did not make the experience any less profound. If Miriam
had wanted to feed at his breast for the rest of the day, Brian would
have happily let her do so until she had sucked him dry.
"Ah, I've seen that look before," smiled Frank. "When you have babies of
your own, they won't want for anything."
Babies of his own. When he first learned it was men who bore the children
here it had made him feel queasy so the idea of having babies of his own
should horrify him, yet it didn't. Perhaps the child at his breast had
hypnotized him, perhaps not, but the idea did not seem horrifying at all.
When Cara came to pick him up two hours later all Brian's anger towards
her had faded. Instead, he put his arms around her neck, stood on tip-
toe, and kissed her.
"What was that for?" she said, puzzled but pleased, eyes searching his
face for an answer.
"Just because," smiled Brian, turning and heading for their car.
On their journey home, Brian found himself studying people on the street.
He saw one young man with a particularly impressive bust enduring wolf-
whistles and coarse comments from a bunch of construction workers. The
young man frowned his disapproval as convention demanded, but as soon as
his back was to the women he smiled and continued happily on his way,
high heels tapping on the sidewalk. The there were the young couples on
the street. The women were all tall and handsome, most wearing T-shirts
showing off gym-enlarged biceps, while their wives and boyfriends were
slim and pretty in their summer dresses and high heels. Every one of them
looked happy, and were clearly in love with their partners. Was he
viewing this world through rose-tinted spectacles, he wondered, or were
the people here really happier than they seemed to be on his Earth? Did
rigid gender roles that everyone accepted lead to greater contentment? It
was a puzzle.
"Penny for your thoughts?" said Cara.
"I was just thinking about happiness," said Brian, "and by the way, I
surrender."
"Huh?"
"There's something about this world I'm missing - you said as much. So
tell me. I really need to know."
"The language," said Cara, softly.
"I still don't get it."
"I'm not surprised," smiled Cara, "though the old you would've figured it
out by now. It's the language and it's the names. People in this America
speak a recognizable version of English, use the same names we do, and
live in cities with the same names. If they really had started out as
different from us as they are now, their languages, customs and names
should have also been radically different."
Now that Cara had pointed it out, it all seemed so obvious.
"But what does it mean?"
"It means that this is a changed world," said Cara.
"A 'changed world'? What's that?"
"A world that was once like most of the other Earths we've discovered,
with only the usual slight variations. Then someone or something came
along and changed it into what you see now. We've encountered several."
She paused briefly, her attention diverted by the need to negotiate a
tricky junction.
"This Earth was discovered a year ago," she said, continuing her
explanation. "The transformation may have occurred not much earlier than
that. We've only so far seen one case of planetary transformation of an
Earth we'd already discovered and that was awesome. It's inhabitants
called it 'the Genderwave', a wall of energy that swept around their
planet and changed the gender of every last one of them. We'd love to
have a record of the event, but during the twenty-four hours it was
occurring the NESS orbiting that Earth abruptly stopped transmitting
telemetry back to Earth Zero, only coming back online once the event was
over. So we have no more idea what caused it than the natives do."
"Wait, you're saying that all the history of this world you told me
about, all those old cultural traditions, are recent inventions?"
"Yep. Those who experienced the Genderwave remember what their world used
to be like; those on this Earth believe it has always been this way."
"What could cause such an enormous change to occur?" asked Brian, awed by
the whole idea of such planet-wide transformations.
"I wish I knew," said Cara. "Could be a natural phenomenon, I suppose, or
aliens, or maybe even magic."
"Magic?" said Brian, dubiously, "aren't you a little old to believe in
magic?"
"Don't be so quick to scoff. Many Worlds Inc used to scoff, too, until
one of our agents was magically transformed from a hulking forty year-old
guy into a three year old little girl."
"You have to be joking."
"No, I'm not. He fell foul of a mystic medallion, an ugly looking thing
we'd heard rumors of on several Earths, though it seemed to function
slightly differently on each. We even managed to get ahold of one and
bring it back to Earth Zero. Unfortunately, they only seem to work on
their world of origin. On our world it was just a tacky piece of
jewellery. It was taken back to it's own Earth for study and once there
it again functioned as it was supposed to. Only somehow the team studying
it managed to lose it. They swore they took all the necessary precautions
to keep it safe, but clearly they can't have."
"Does the medallion exist on this Earth?" asked Brian.
"We don't know," said Cara, "but there is one thing about this Earth