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Mike's New Beer Wench.
Dave is rough on the waitstaff of the Pirate's Roost Bar and the girl's
get to teach him a lesson. I will let Mike O'Mally tell this tale. Peace.
Belle.
Hello everyone. I am Mike O'Mally. I own the Pirate's Roost Bar. I don't
sell food unless you count things like potato chips, Slim Jims, nuts, and
pretzels. Anything else, my patrons send out for. (I am working out how
to add a grill.) I will do a 'Doggie Day' for a few ball games. A 'Doggie
Day' is when I would put Hot Dogs on the grill and give them away during
a weekday afternoon game. One patron dared me to steam them in beer to
get the real ballpark taste. I tried it at home. It is tempting.
However this tale is about a patron who was a little too rough on my
waitstaff. He is Dave Lynch. He would never touch them, but loved saying
"Beer me Wench!"
He must of thought because of the bar's name, course talk was allowed. He
never swore, but just liked to talk rough.
I must admit it was partly my fault. A bar with an old time nautical
theme and when I first opened it, I used the title of Serving Wench as
part of the job description. My wife Irene gave me the straight scoop
otherwise. My wife has better business sense then me, so I changed the
title to waitstaff.
For the uninformed, wench once meant a single woman or a serving woman.
That was the the use of the term I was thinking when I set up this bar.
Irene told me it is also a very derogatory term to women. It also meant
slut, bimbo, or immoral. Since I would treat the girls like I treat like
would my daughters, I did bow to my wife's wishs.
Now back to Dave Lynch. No matter how many times I would ask him not to
say, " Beer me Wench."
He would still do it. Stephanie who was my head bar tender, (See the
story Gender Bender. Peace. Belle.) asked me to keep the bar closed on a
Monday. She did have a an on call job as a T. V. character and magicians
assistant. She said, "Mike, the staff and I have enough of Dave Lynch. So
has most of the your lady patrons. We like to do something about it."
I had to ask, "What is it? Is it legal?"
Stephanie said, "I think it might be legal. But it will teach Dave a
lesson and not harm you."
I asked again, "What is your plan? I wont allow anything that will
endanger this place. I can get new bar maids faster than it would take to
pay off a law suit."
My wife decided to speak. By the look she had in her eyes, and the tone
in her voice I thought if I didn't listen, I would be sleeping on the
sofa. Irene said, "Michael Francis Patrick O'Mally! These girls you say
that you love them as if they were our own daughters. All they want to do
is teach a creep a lesson. I am with the girls here. I checked with Heidi
Hessman. Since this can be viewed as a joke, Most judges will toss out
the case."
Now I knew that if I did not go along I would be stuck on the sofa for a
long time. I then said, "OK Irene. All that I will tell Dave is that I
would be out of town fishing on the third Monday of this month and he can
fill in for me on that day. The rest of your plan, I don't want to know."
(Dave knew how to run the bar and did fill in at times. We also knew his
clothing and shoe sizes.)
Irene said, "Thanks Mike. I knew you would see the light. It will take
two weeks for the training aids to come in."
I knew better than to ask any questions. The less I knew, the less I
could tell anybody.
Over the next two weeks, my wife Irene received a series of packages from
a costume shop, lingerie shop, a beauty supply shop, and two from Sexy
Sadie's. I still didnot know what my wife and the girls had cooked up,
but I knew I didnot want to be in Dave's shoes come that Monday.
The Sunday before the big day, my wife showed me the contents of one of
the packages. It was a Halloween Pirate costume (female). I barely hid my
smile. Normally I let the staff wear what they liked so as long it was in
good taste. I do have plans for a family section. On special occasions or
Harbor Days they were told to wear dark blue or black docker pants and a
striped shirt. Matching vest was optional. Plus a " Dixie Cup " style
sailors cap.
Irene said with some glee, "I see you are catching on to the plan. Do you
have anything to add that might help?"
I said with some laughter, "Yes I do. Call him Wench Wendy or Wench. Then
take pictures and threaten to send them to every bar in the area."
Irene was all smiles and asked, "Anything else Sweetheart?"
I said, "Just make sure that Kathy Fitz only watches. She is too mean for
this type of joke."
Irene said, "That's funny. Heidi said the same thing. Of course Kathy has
been on Heidi's shit list for along time. Heidi even said to bar Kathy
for this event."
I had to think a bit. Then I said, "Well between her father's steak house
and the brewery she might know what she is talking about. I will bar
Kathy for the event, if Heidi tells me why she is so mad at Kathy."
Heidi did tell me why she was so mad at Kathy. It turns out that Kathy
would trash the booth that Herman Hessman would set up at the Renaissance
Faire. If it was once, it could be excused. When it was every time that
Kathy came to the Faire, Heidi felt that Kathy needed to be restrained.
It was the best sword fight the Faire ever had. Heidi won and left Kathy
tied to the dunk chair. Only Helga stopped Heidi from drowning Kathy that
day.
That happened when Heidi and Helga were freshmen in high school.
Well the big day came. Dave caught me just as I was done the morning
stocking and set up.
Dave said, "I thought you were going fishing today?"
I said, "I am. However there is some stuff I need to do before I go. My
wife will be in later for the deliveries. All you need to do is keep an
eye on the place until then. Oh yea, sweep and mop up the place. Cindy
forgot to do so last night."
Dave said, "Okey Dokey Mike. I will also put on a pot of coffee. When I
work, that is all that I will touch."
I almost regretted setting up Dave like this. Dave is a good worker. I
know he is stuck in two low paying part time jobs, but still keeps trying
to get something better. But if he learned to treat people better, he
might get a better job. This is not to say Dave was mean and uncaring,
but I guess no one took the time to teach him better. Well who ever said
that life was fair. Should be and reality are three different things. I
will just make sure that things didn't get to far out of hand. I did
express this to my wife and she did agree.
Well the party was on. My wife kept Dave there by saying, "One of the
girls called off. I need you to cover until her relief comes in."
Dave thought about it and said, "Alright Irene. I don't have to go
anywhere today or tomorrow."
Irene was setting up the food and party favors. Early that evening, Heidi
and her sister Helga came. Along with them was Nicole Sargento. I was
told she was to play door guard. Until the party was over, there was only
four males allowed in the place. That list was William Bonnie, Laurence
Sargento, and myself. We were there to act as back up door guards and
make sure that the training session didn't get too rough. My wife closed
the blinds and placed a sign on the door. It said, "Ladies Night. Private
Party. Admission by invitation only."
Dave was in wonderment. He asked my wife, "Why is there so many ladies
here tonight? The only other guys are hitched or in a relationship with a
lady." (I was in hiding, but could see the whole place.)
My wife said, "It is a special ladies night. The men that are here are to
help with security and with the floor show."
Dave asked, "When does that start?"
Irene said, "Now!"
Just then the whole place started singing an off beat version of the
Muppet Show Title Song. Billy Bonnie, Larry Sargento, and myself were in
laughter. All the women were singing, "It's time to to get things
started. It is time to dress Dave right. It is time to put him in heels.
It is the Wench Wendy show tonight. It is time to put him in make up. It
is time put him in a dress. It's time let him see things right. It is the
Wench Wendy show tonight."
At this point Kathy Fitz tried to get in but Billy Bonnie stopped her.
Nicole went in to join the party. Kathy said, "Out of my way Asshole."
Billy Bonnie came back with, "Private party. Invited people only. You
aint on the list Diesel Dyke. Stay out or be kept out."
Kathy said in full anger, "Why? Why should I listen to you? You're a
seedling against a full oak."
Billy just laughed and said, "You are a diseased oak against a healthy
ash. You lose on all counts."
Kathy tried pushing Billy and found out that Billy knew more than she
did. She landed in the lake.
Billy said, "I used too much force. I was aiming for that manure pile."
First Heidi picked Dave up off the floor. Then Heidi carried Dave to the
utility room. While Heidi was holding Dave, Cindy quickly stripped Dave.
Dave was wearing only blue jeans and a T shirt. Then using handcuffs
supplied by Nicole , Heidi secured Dave's hands to an overhead water
pipe. Dave was next given a quick bath with a floral scented body wash.
After that he was Naired. When the time was right, The Nair was rinsed
off and into the deep sink. After checking Dave all over Heidi said, "He
is ready for step two."
Helga then came over with all the packages my wife had got over the last
two weeks. Out first a gaff that looked like a vagina. Heidi put it on
Dave and adjusted the fit. When the fit was just right, Heidi glued it in
place. The next item that came out was a set of breast forms. They were
incredibly huge I was told they were size 48 DDD. Helga glued them on
Dave as Heidi made sure Dave stayed still. When the glue had set, Helga
put a pushup type bra and a pair of panties on Dave. Heidi let Helga
release Dave's hands so they could put the bra on. One hand was released
and the other cuffed to the pipe. Now out came a corset. Dave's hands
were also treated in same manor as they were with bra. Between Helga and
Heidi, Dave was quickly getting the body of a woman. Cindy was checking
Dave's color to make sure he didn't pass out. My wife's plan was to teach
Dave a lesson and not hurt Dave needlessly. When corset reached it
tightest point, Heidi backed it off some. Then she glued the laces in
place. She did say " You may need to change a keg or add a case or two.
We dont need you passing out on the job."
Dave gasped a bit and asked, "Thank you. May I ask why?"
Irene came over and said, "Dave you are a nice and smart guy but a little
under educated. But I think you can learn from this. If I thought you
were a real Jackass, you would have been barred. We made sure that no one
gets to mean. A little rough, but not too mean. Your name for the night
is Wendy or Wench Wendy. You understand?"
Dave said, "I think I do."
My wife said, "Good. We will continue."
Now Heidi released Dave from the pipe and put on Dave black fish-net
stockings. Helga put on the costume. It had a mid length black skirt, a
red peasant type blouse, a black vest. The blouse had the top three
buttons removed by Irene earlier. She wanted the breasts to be highly
accented and highly visible. Irene glued the costume shut. The only way
the outfit would come off, if Dave ripped it off. The under garments
could be taken off normally, if Dave got past the corset. Heidi made the
corset sealed with the glue. The laces would have to be cut. Now came the
wig. It was a CopperRed, extra long hair style. It was also glued into
place. Next came a set of clip on hoop style earrings. Two cheap finger
rings. Then came the boots. They were black calf length boots. They also
had four inch stiletto heels. Dave would have set of sore feet by the
time the night was over. The last thing Dave got was a makeover. Using a
make up pencil, Cindy arched Dave's eyebrows. She also gave Dave a
manicure by adding fake fingernails and cranberry red nail polish. She
also did Dave's lips with a lipstick that matched his nails. It was a
long lasting type that had a sealer coat so it wouldn't come off very
easy. My wife looked at Dave and said, "Wendy is ready. Now Wendy, here
is the deal. You must make enough tips to cover the makeup and the
solvents you will need to remove your outfit. If your tips are short by
the time the party is over, you will work until you do. Do you understand
Wendy?"
Dave said, "Yes I do."
Irene said, "If you don't make enough tips by the night is over you will
be stuck like this until you find away to remove your outfit. Do you
understand Wendy?"
Dave said, "I do."
About this time, John Zalensky tried to enter the bar. Nicole told him,
"Please stay out. I think you must be in envy of what is happening to
Dave. You could never look so could as a girl."
Well Dave was very busy that night. I knew that the local cab services
would be hard pressed. I am a retired cop. I wont let anyone drive home
drunk. I did here from almost everyone the cry of, "BEER ME WENCH!"
I was in pure laughter. Dave was getting a dose of his own medicine and
in spades. Irene did tell everyone not to tip Dave. A man being told,
"Beer me wench" from a group of women was funny. Not nice, but funny.
Irene had more plans for Dave. She did tell me that she would send the
solvents to Dave no matter how much tips he got. She just wanted to have
Dave remember his lesson. It was then the time to let the guys in. I
heard all the men say, "HEY WENDY! BEER ME WENCH!"
The night went on. Everyone when they wanted a drink would yell, "BEER ME
WENCH!"
Poor Dave was running all night and four inch stiletto heels. Dave would
be sore all day tomorrow. I will send a bottle of aspirin along with the
solvents. This kept up until one AM. Most of the people decided it was
time to call it a night. Larry along with Bill Bonnie were driving people
to their homes. Those didnot, took cabs. Larry did drive Dave home in his
Dave's car. I was going to object but Heidi said, "Let Larry do his work.
Larry wasnot here by accident tonight. I asked him to come. I just wanted
to be sure that Dave wasnot hurt. Embarrassed maybe, but not hurt. Please
pick up Larry when gets done with Dave."
I said, "Alright Heidi. I will drop the solvents off to Dave tomorrow."
Larry was in Dave's car for a long time. When Larry finally dropped off
Dave, Larry walked slowly to my truck. I then went to Dave and gave him
the solvents he would need to remove the outfit he had on. I also gave
Dave back the things he wore prior to the party. I asked Dave, "Do you
need a hand?"
Dave said in a very tired voice, "Just with that dammed corset. The rest
I can get myself. I also want a stiff drink."
I said, "Kinda thought you might. Look, you can talk about this later if
you want. I need to take Larry back to his car. Sunday we will both go
fishing."
Dave said, "That sounds good. Bring Larry along as well. He has good luck
in the area rivers and streams, Let's see how he handles the deep water."
I said, "I see that Larry gave you an appointment card."
Dave said in a very tired voice, "Yes he did. He wants to see me at the
Wellman Clinic in two days. He said he would talking to you and your wife
tomorrow."
I said, "OK Dave. I will see you soon."
I went to my truck. I saw Larry. I said, "Larry, I understand you want to
talk to both me and my wife tomorrow. Can you tell about it?"
Larry just said, "Yes tomorrow at ten A M. Please have all your staff
there as well. That way everybody gets the same info in the same way."
I could see that Larry was upset. I asked, "Do you think we went too
far?"
Larry said, "In a nutshell, yes. I know why this was done. I can agree
and understand with the why. But a fine line was crossed. I will know
more in two days."
Just then Dave stumbled out of his place. He was wearing his jeans and T
shirt. He was looking normal body wise. On his face he had a real strange
look on his face. Larry moved like lighting. He had Dave in his grip. He
took out his cell phone and made a call. Twenty minutes later an
ambulance pulled up. Larry helped Dave into the *meat wagon. I followed
them to the Wellman Clinic. I saw a tall, blonde woman, a tall, brunette
woman, and a medium, red haired woman meet Larry. The brunette checked
Dave all over and led him inside. The blonde woman came over and said, "I
am Belle Starr. I under stand there is major problem here. Can you tell
me about it?"
I was hard pressed to say a word when the redhead came over and spoke
with Belle. The redhead said, "Belle the client has no wounds but his
mind and soul are hurting. Larry said he couldn't take away the pain."
Belle said, "I think I see. This does not fall into Larry's skills. Nor
does it mine. Dr. Giesel is more suited for this. Dr. Twain did fine for
now. Anne please try to help Dave's soul. I willbe with Larry tomorrow
when he speaks with the crew of the Pirate's Roost Bar and Grill. From
what I can tell, Dave was the victim of a joke gone bad. Larry thinks the
same way. He has told why the joke was played and the intent. I agree
with both thoughts. I do think there was a better way. Mr. O'Mally. Larry
took away from Dave a.457 Casewell revolver. Someone or a group of some
people really hurt Dave. Including some of them he trusted. I know that
Dave was a loner. It was not by his choice. When he needed friends,
people turned him away. When he reached out, he was rejected. He may of
been uncouth, but he did care. He may have not shown it right, but he did
care and loved. Since he feels the trust and love he was willing to share
was turned away and used to make him a target of abuse, he feels hate and
wants to destroy what he hates and what hurt him. Right now he is under
heavy sedation. If your thinking someone should helped him sooner, your
right. I am telling Larry to lock up that gun in his own locker until I
say otherwise. I have the shells. I will take Larry to his car . He has
some work here to do."
Under her gaze I had to say, "Yes Maam. Larry has set up a meeting at
ten. I will have coffee and doughnuts there, Anything else?"
Belle gave me a strange smirk. Than she said, "Yes there is. **Crow."
I said in a shamefull tone, "Yes Maam. I will see you then."
Well Tuesday came and at ten o'clock both Belle and Larry came in. Belle
said, "Everyone please sit down. Now I know what went on last night.
While it was meant in fun, you really hurt someone. Dave may or maynot
have known better, but he needed someone to help him. To make him walk a
mile in your shoes was acceptable. But what you did hurt him big time.
Larry stopped him from outright murder. While I know the why you did what
you did, the result was worse than if you left him alone. Irene, I am
glad you tried to keep Dave from being hurt. However the embarrassment
you caused Dave did the harm. To that point, Dave forgives you.
Stephanie, you should know better than anyone else. Cindy I am glad that
you made sure that Dave was not being hurt. You should have made sure
that Dave's mind was OK.
I can make sure that this bar and it's employee's are safe. The owners
are another problem. While the intentions were good, the outcome was
wrong. Dave can take this place over. I don't think that is needed."
Irene spoke. She said, "Ms. Starr. I was the head of the group. I will
make sure that Dave has his bill paid. After all, he was on the clock.
Dave is welcome here at anytime with out any question Make sure that my
staff is protected."
Belle said, "Good thinking. There is one more thing. If Dave seeks you
out, help him to be a better person. Well I must go now. After Larry
drives his car home, I will take him back to the Wellman Clinic. He has
much work to do."
Irene said, "Thank you Ms. Starr. Please make sure that Dave is alright.
I know that my husband offered to take Dave deep water fishing. If it
cant be this weekend, tell Dave that is an open offer. Tell Dave that is
an open offer at anytime he wants or needs. I will let Nicole drive the
boat and Larry be there for Dave. I have heard of his works, along as
your's."
Belle said, "Good thinking Irene. Mike please get into the costume that
Dave had to wear last night. I will make some exceptions."
I wondered why when Larry spoke, "To really judge someone is to walk a
mile in their shoes. Last night Dave did that. Today is your turn."
All of sudden, I was looking like alot Dave did last night.
Then Belle said, "BEER ME WENCH!"
As I served her, I felt like what Dave must of felt. Then Belle said,
"Stop. You catch on quick Mike. Now you know how Dave felt last night."
I vowed to learn and teach my employees and their replacements. Cindy did
ask, "Where did we go wrong Ms. Starr?"
Larry spoke before Belle could, "By letting the guys in and having Irene
tell you gals not to tip Dave."
Belle said, "Thank you Larry. Heidi did tell me of her actions. She is on
a voluntary unpaid leave of absence. Bill Wallace said that was fair.
Helga wont be harmed for she had no part of the planing. Nicole just gave
over the cuffs. Larry it is time to go back to work."
With that, Belle and Larry left. I was still shakened. I knew how close
we came to being closed. Part of the payment was write this tale for you.
I found out that Dr. Giesel and Larry would work with Dave at an old mill
pond as they fished. Now I must get back to work.
Thank you.
Mike O'Mally
Please learn and go forth Mike.
Peace.
Belle Starr.
* Meat wagon is slang for an ambulance or a hearse.
** Crow or eating crow is a military term to admit you were wrong.
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