FLAT MATES - Part 3
Chapter 14 - "Time to Grow Up"
Three years; where had they gone? It seemed only Yesterday that I as a
callow youth of 19 had left the family home in Scarborough to travel to
Manchester to start my engineering course at the University of
Manchester Institute of Science and Technology. I arrived in Manchester
a straight, horny teenager keen to get amongst all the beautiful girls
that would, inevitably, be around every corner. Within weeks I had
discovered I was a latent cross-dresser and then, some months further
on, that I was gay. It was all a bit of a shock for a young lad!
Not that I would have changed anything. Now, three years later, having
graduated from university, I was in the process of setting up home ready
for the man I loved to return from a year's post-graduate study at the
Massachusetts Institute of Technology in America. And, what is more,
both us were about to start work with the same employer; a prestigious
technology supplier, Robotic Solutions. My partner, Gavin, is a
brilliant engineer and had been recruited to work in one of their
Research and Development teams. I am a less distinguished engineer,
although I had gained a very respectable 2:1 degree, but have very
positive "people" skills. As a result of a research project I had taken
part in during my third year at Uni, I had been offered a junior
position in Customer Services as part of an experimental team looking
into ways of developing closer relationships with the company's clients
so that we could meet their technological needs in a smoother, more
integrated way, to the mutual benefit of both organisations. Heady stuff
and a big challenge that I was relishing; I was due to start with
Robotic Solutions in a month's time and had just received my contract
for signing.
As with most large organisation, whilst the contract was relatively
short and simple, if was hedged round with complex terms and conditions.
I read these carefully; particularly those relating to Equal
Opportunities. The reason I was so interested in this part of my
contract is because I am, as I have already said, both gay and a cross-
dresser. I wanted to make sure, before signing the contract and
committing myself to anything, that nothing in my appearance or
behaviour would be likely to cause me to run foul of any regulation. The
section on Equal Opportunities appeared to present the company as an
enlightened employer, committed to developing as diverse a workforce as
possible. Unfortunately the language used was so legalistic that I
couldn't be sure I was interpreting it correctly. There was only one
thing to do, as I saw it, and that was to take the bull by the horns and
go and talk to someone face to face. Accordingly I rang the office of an
Ms B Hopkins, the Human Resources Manager who had sent me the contract
and arranged to go and see her the following day.
Now, it so happens that ever since I discovered that I was a cross-
dresser, my male wardrobe has diminished as my female one grew! In fact,
by the end of my third year at Uni I was wearing female clothes nearly
all the time - even when I wasn't actively presenting as a woman. When I
had been asked to an interview with Robotic Solutions, I possessed so
few masculine clothes that I has to go out and buy a new suit, shirt,
socks, and shoes - just for the interview! I donned the same outfit for
my meeting with Ms Hopkins.
The following morning, prompt to my time of 11:30, I presented myself
outside Ms Hopkins' door. To any passing stranger I must have looked a
most peculiar individual. My clothes were boringly conventional -
charcoal grey suit, white shirt, nondescript tie, and well polished
black shoes - but the rest of me distinctly was not! Starting from the
top; my naturally mid-brown hair was dyed a rich warm blonde, with high
and low-light streaks running through it. My hair hung down to my
shoulders and was styled in such a way that I could either brush it up
into a feminine style or down into a more androgynous look. (Currently
it was severely brushed "down"!) Moving down to my face; extensive use
of depilatory creams had left my cheeks smooth and with a much reduced
beard growth. My ears were pierced - granted not too unusual for males
of my generation - but I was wearing pretty little studs in an obviously
feminine design. Continuing on down my body; my torso was slim and
willowy - I can't have weighed much over 11 stone - and my body language
was definitely effeminate, with lots of hand gestures; use of eye
contact; and smiles. It wasn't that I was naturally camp, I wasn't, but
rather that months of presenting as a woman had resulted in my
developing serious female mannerisms.
Ms Hopkins ushered me into her office and asked me to take a seat. To
her credit, I couldn't detect any visual sign that she was startled by
my appearance. Ms Hopkins was perhaps three or four years older than
me. "Please sit down Kerris," she started. "I understand you have
questions about our Equal Opportunities policy that you wish to have
resolved."
"That's right Ms Hopkins," I replied, "as you might deduce from my
appearance; I am not your conventional new employee! And I want to
ensure that I am acceptable to Robotic Solutions before committing
myself to a contract." Ms Hopkins smiled, "I've seen more outlandish
people sitting where you are, and we wouldn't have offered you a job if
we weren't prepared to accept you as you are. Oh, and by the way, my
name is Barbara. If we are going to talk frankly together, it will be
easier if we are on first name terms. How would you prefer me to address
you?"
"Nowadays most people know me as "Katy"," I responded.
"Well Katy, please tell me what it is that concerns you?"
I explained that, as she had probably surmised, I was gay; in a
relationship with another of their employees; and that we were both, in
addition, cross-dressers. "Well, none of that would cause any problem
in-house" Barbara commented, when I had finished speaking. "But I can
see why you might be concerned. Your role with Robotic Solutions will
regularly bring you into contact with our customers and some of them may
not be as open and accepting of diversity as we are. Can I make a
suggestion?" I hastened to assure Barbara that I would welcome any ideas
which might avoid potential conflict. "The one contractual condition
that I think you might fall foul of is the one that requires you not to
behave in any way that brings Robotic Solutions into disrepute." Barbara
mussed. "Now no company with which we deal would be stupid enough to
risk falling foul of equality legislation, but first impressions are
important and prejudices can creep in insidiously. If I can speak
frankly; as you appear at the moment, you look neither man nor woman but
some strange amalgam of both. I suspect our customers would be more
comfortable if your outward appearance was more definite. I'm not
suggesting that, were you to dress as a woman, you try to fool people
into believing that to be your true gender, but that you are consistent
in the visual messages you give out." This all made sense to me and we
continued to discuss the ramifications of such an approach for some
time.
Finally Barbara came up with a positive suggestion. "I've seen you in
"half and half" mode," she said, "and clearly you could, if necessary,
revert to male appearance and behaviour - after all you have had
eighteen years of practice in that area! What I don't know is how well
you present as a woman. Why don't we stop now and you come back and see
me again tomorrow as a full female. I will then be better placed to
advise you as to what might be your best course of action." I eagerly
accepted her suggestion and we arranged to meet at the same time the
following day.
Needless to say I took extreme care over my appearance the next morning.
I rose early and spent a long time making sure my make-up was feminine
but discrete - just as a professional woman would wish to look. My
choice of clothes was more difficult. I didn't want to appear as a
female version of a professional man. (i.e. no grey or navy skirt suits;
something smart and appropriate but definitely feminine was called for.)
I finally settled on a black velvet dress; cut high in the neck and
falling to just above my knees. Over this I wore a grey and white
stripped, linen jacket with three-quarter length sleeves; barely-black
nylons and black court shoes with a four inch silver heel completed the
ensemble. My jewellery was silver and grey - including a pretty belt
with a bow-clasp; and I wore my hair up with wispy tendrils framing my
face. I painted my nails a pretty shade of deep pink. Over all, when I
had finished, I was very pleased with the final effect. I put my keys,
money, etc in a black shoulder bag and set off in my little car for the
Robotic Solutions' offices.
At 11:30 I was, once again, being shown into Barbara's office. "Welcome
Katy" she greeted me. "I love your shoes; you must tell me where you got
them." This was a good start; a typical "woman to woman" opening to the
conversation. Today, rather than seat me across her desk, Barbara
indicated I should take an easy chair in the "soft" part of her office.
As I sat I naturally smoothed my skirt underneath me and crossed my legs
at the knee. Barbara smiled and I realised I had just passed her first
test!
"I can see that you have no trouble presenting as a woman and your voice
is well modulated into a female speech pattern" she said. "My
recommendation would be that you undertake your "on the road" work in
female mode. I wouldn't advocate you're trying to disguise your true
gender from those with whom you are working, but casual passers-by will
almost certainly take you to be the woman you appear. How you dress back
here at base is of no concern; just dress how you feel most
comfortable."
I was overjoyed by Barbara's comments and had to fight back my tears.
Without saying anything, Barbara passed me a tissue. "Now, if you have
nothing else to do this afternoon," she continued, "why don't I buy you
lunch and then I can introduce you to some of the members of the team
with whom you will be working." This was a fantastic suggestion and I
accepted with alacrity. "I think you will now feel able to sign your
contract" Barbara said with a smile. "Why don't we complete the
formalities and then we can go to lunch." I signed on the dotted line
without any further hesitation.
Lunch was a relaxed affair. Barbara laid aside her "professional hat"
and started asking me about how I first got into cross-dressing. She was
fascinated by the story I told her and time flashed by. Eventually
Barbara said, "Well I could sit here chatting for hours, but I guess we
ought to get on." So saying she led me from the canteen and across to
another building, which she told me was where Customer Services were
based. Although excited to be meeting some of my new colleagues, I was,
at the same time, a bit apprehensive as to how they might react to the
way I was dressed. I need not have worried.
First of all Barbara introduced me to Mark, our new team leader and my
boss. To my amazement - and I think his - he turned out to be the same
"Mark" I had first met months ago at Giovanni's - a gay nightclub in
Manchester! I had danced and kissed him that first evening, but,
although I had occasionally seen him around The Village, we hadn't
really got to know each other any better since then. I quickly decided
to make no reference to the fact I had met Mark previously and to leave
the initiative with him. "Hallo Katy," he said with a smile, "long time
no see. I hadn't realised that you were the new member of our team. I
don't think I ever learned your male name." So my boss was cool with my
cross-dressing; that was a big step forward!
"If you two know each other already" Barbara interjected "I guess my job
is done. Mark can look after you now Katy. Feel free to drop in and see
me if you have any more questions or worries about your employment."
With that she left us and returned to her office.
Mark turned to me with a smile. "I was expecting a male as my new junior
engineer; what's with the dress; I thought that was only a social thing
for you?" I explained the background to my conversation with Barbara
and Mark nodded thoughtfully. "Yes, I can see the sense in that" he
mussed. "Well you will add another layer of diversity to our little
team. As you already know, I am gay; my deputy, and the person you will
be teamed with, is a lesbian - her name is Moira by the way and I will
introduce you to her in a minute. So far only the two of us and our
Admin Assistant, Anne, have started working in the new Unit. In a few
weeks time, when we are up and running, we will be joined by another
four consultant engineers, so we can run three teams in the field
concurrently."
Mark led me through to another office where an attractive woman of about
35 or so was sitting at a desk working her way through a pile of papers
and reports. "Moira" Mark said, "Can I introduce to Katy who will be
your number two. I know you were expecting a bloke called Kerris, but he
and Katy are one and the same person. I know Katy slightly already and
am sure the two of you will work well together." Moira rose and shook my
hand. "Welcome to the sweat shop" she joked, "Mark is a real slave
driver and I will have my work cut out to get everything he wants ready
in time for when you guys arrive in a few weeks time. "Hey, "Kerris
Wright"; aren't you the guy who wrote that undergrad research paper I've
just been reading?" She scrabbled around in the pile of papers in front
of her and pulled out a copy of my thesis. "Yes I am," I confessed.
"Well, it's a very good piece of work," Moira continued, "I have already
noted one or two points that hadn't previously occurred to me. I want to
pick you brains some time soon."
Mark looked thoughtful; "That's an idea" he said. "Katy; do you have any
commitments over the next month that you couldn't rearrange?" I told him
I hadn't; I was just killing time waiting for my contract to start. "How
would you feel if I asked Barbara to advance your start date?" he
continued. "It would be a great help to Moira and me to have another
pair of hands helping us get set up; and you would learn more about the
unit and how we are planning to work, so that by the time the rest of
the team join us you won't be the new boy - sorry "girl"!"
This was fantastic; I could be in at the very beginnings of this new
unit - and start earning a salary sooner than I had expected! So, of
course, I said I would be delighted - if he could swing it with Barbara.
The upshot was my start date was advanced to that very day and Mark told
me he would expect me in the office at 08:30 the following morning.
As yet I had relatively few clothes that were suitable for a
"professional woman" but I guessed - (rightly as it transpired) - that
the dress code during this setting up phase would be fairly relaxed.
Still I wanted to get off on the right foot and took care selecting what
I was going to wear for my first day as a working woman. In the end I
settled for a pair of beige, wide-cut slacks, cream silk blouse, and a
taupe wool cardigan/jacket. I wore my hair down; brown moccasin shoes
with a two-inch heel; simple jewellery and a light make-up.
Before leaving Robotic Solutions the previous day, Barbara had sorted me
out with all the necessary passes; ID photos etc, so I was able to drive
straight in and park my car in the area allotted to customer services.
"I'll need to think about getting a new car", I mussed. "This old banger
has been fine for Gloria and me when we were just pottering around
Manchester with only the occasional longer run to Shrewsbury or
Scarborough. However, if I am going to be on the road a lot visiting
clients, I will need something newer and more reliable."
Moira was already at her desk when I arrived at the office. "My, aren't
you the pretty little thing?" she greeted me with a smile. "If it wasn't
for that little extra piece of meat you hide in your knickers, I think I
might make a pass at you! As it is I'll just have to settle for being
good friends. Love your outfit by the way; where did you get that
fabulous cardigan?" I told her and we spent a few minutes swapping
thoughts about favourite designers and shops we liked. I took the
opportunity to quiz Moira about the dress code we would be expected to
adopt. "I'm going to have to buy a "working wardrobe"" I explained and I
don't want to waste money buying the wrong things." Moira ran through
the different clothes I would need. "When we are on the road visiting
clients, the company expects us to look smart and professional;
dress/skirt/pants suits are best and with judicious buying you can
usually manage to make up a number of different outfits by careful
combination of accessories. You will also need a couple of smart dresses
for those evenings when we are either entertaining or being entertained
by clients. Back here in the office, you can pretty well wear what you
like. What you have on today, for example, is fine." (That morning Moira
had chosen to wear back trousers and a royal blue cashmere sweater which
made me feel comfortable about what I had chosen.)
We wasted no more time and settled down to work. Moira gave me a list of
jobs that needed doing and suggested I spend the day working through
these with Anne, our Admin Assistant. The next three weeks whizzed by as
we all raced to get the office ready for the arrival of the rest of the
team and our official launch. Eventually the big day came and I was
introduced to my fellow engineers; Peter and Philip were the two
seniors, along with Moira, and my two colleague juniors were Andrew and
Phyllis. Mark sat us all down together in a meeting room and we spent
the next couple of days getting to know each other and working on a
variety of case studies in different pairings. At the end of this
process Mark confirmed that, initially, I would be paired with Moira;
Andrew with Peter and Phyllis with Philip. "I think that this
combination maximises our skill and experience mix" he concluded. "Now I
have here the first assignments for each team. First thing tomorrow
morning get on the case and start setting up appointments for initial
visits."
Now I won't bore you with long exposition about my work at Robotic
Solutions - or RS as we came to call it. Suffice it to say that our new
Unit was very successful from the word go. Customers valued our input
into their strategic planning and investment in new technology products.
For our part, RS landed several new, valuable orders and, after a six
month trial, our Unit was made permanent.
I got on really well with Moira. She was a very experienced consultant
engineer and I learned much from her approach to the issues we were
asked to explore. We also became good friends. Spending days at a time
on the road, working and living together in hotels, it was just as well
that we hit it off! Moira told me about her long-term partner, Sylvia,
and I told her about Gavin/Gloria and how we had met, fallen in love,
and discovered that we were gay. "And, of course, it was Gloria who
introduced me to cross-dressing" I confided. "Wearing women's clothing
would never have occurred to me on my own and think what I would have
missed!" We laughed. "You really are very convincing as a woman" Gloria
said. "I have noticed that until you tell them, many of our clients
initially take you to be a slightly masculine looking woman and never
guess that you are actually a man."
"I have been thinking about that" I confessed "and am wondering whether
I dare talk to a doctor about starting on a course of female hormones
and possibly undergoing some cosmetic surgery. What do you think?"
"Well, of course, it is up to you" replied Moira "and I imagine Gavin
will have a view on that, but from my perspective, it makes a lot of
sense. You are already living as a woman 24/7 and anything that make
that easier for you must be a good idea."
Of course I knew I would have to share my thinking with Gavin and my
sounding out Moira was a way of airing my thoughts and getting them
straight before talking to him. Fortunately I didn't have long to wait.
Gavin's time at MIT was coming to an end and he was due back in England
the following weekend. I hadn't seen him since Easter and whilst we had
chatted on the phone and via Skype, it wasn't the same as seeing him
face to face.
Needles to say I was at Manchester Airport in good time to meet him off
the plane. It was so exciting to see him walk through the doors into the
Arrivals Hall and I threw myself into his arms. A lingering kiss later
and I was walking him to where I had parked the car. We had so much to
tell each other and we both gabbled away without really communicating at
all! It didn't matter; it was just so wonderful to walk through the
airport hand in hand.
Once we arrived back at our new flat and I had shown Gavin round -
(fortunately he loved it as much as I did) - I busied myself in the
kitchen making him a proper English breakfast. "Steady on" Gavin laughed
as I staggered in carrying a tray laden with eggs, bacon, sausage, black
pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, marmalade, and coffee, "you will
remember that when I was over at Easter, you chided me for having put on
weight and no longer fitting into my dresses? Well I took your remarks
to heart and have been on a strict diet ever since. I am now back to a
size 12 in dresses and you are in danger of throwing all my good work
away by stuffing me with rich food!" My face must have fallen because he
swept me up in his arms and kissed me. "I'm sorry" he continued, "I know
it is just your way of showing how happy you are to have me home. So,
just this once..." and he set to and enjoyed a hearty breakfast. At last
he sat back with a sigh; "It is wonderful to be able to enjoy your home
cooking again. The Americans make a big thing about food, but the
quality of ingredients just isn't the same and they so many different
ways of cooking eggs. You just give me a couple of simple fried eggs and
they taste wonderful!" I just beamed with joy and pride.
"Now tell me how things are going at the Purple Python and for our
friends from The Village? Gavin continued. I had to confess I hadn't
been to The Village for a couple of months. "I've been so busy at work"
I grumbled. "Tell me about it" Gavin continued. "At least you are able
to cross-dress whenever you like - and I love that outfit by the way -
(I was wearing a new dress I had bought especially for his homecoming) -
whereas the only time I have been able to wear a skirt during the last
year was that short time I spent over here at Easter." I had to own up
to the fact that I was now dressing as a woman 24/7, "...and I have been
having laser treatment to remove body and facial hair" I confessed. "Um"
Gavin purred, "in that case I look forward to exploring your newly
hairless body!" And that was that; the next few hours were devoted to
getting reacquainted in a very intimate manner!
As we lay in bed, cuddled in each others arms, I broached the subject I
had been cogitating about. "How do you feel about me living full-time as
a woman?" I asked. "If you are happy, it's fine with me" he responded.
"Why, are you thinking of going the whole way and having reassignment
surgery?" I hastened to assure him I wasn't. "I enjoy fucking you too
much to consider having my cock cut off" I exclaimed, "but, with the one
proviso that I don't want to do anything that might interfere with that,
I would like to feminise my body as much as possible. I guess I am
settling into the role of a She-Male." I then went on to explain my
thinking about hormone therapy and cosmetic surgery. "Well if it's what
you want; go ahead and explore the options" Gavin said. "It won't commit
us to anything for you to do the research. Having got out of the habit,
I think that for me, in future, cross-dressing will remain a social
thing, but I have to confess that I find the idea that you might take it
further, rather exciting!" So we agreed I would make an appointment to
see a Gender Consultant as soon as possible.
Our conversation had turned us both on again and we didn't get out of
bed until quite late in the afternoon! "Let's drop by The Village and
see who is a round" suggested Gavin, "I can't wait to see if all my
efforts to diet have paid off and whether I can fit into my dresses
again." We hurriedly showered and set about getting ready. I had been
wearing "professional, grown-up" clothes now for several weeks and it
was fun to rummage through my wardrobe to find something short and girly
again. I settled on a tight, purple mini-dress that, whilst quite demure
at the top, showed my legs off extremely well. I teamed it with a new
pair of burgundy, peep-toe heels and gold jewellery. Gloria chose a low-
cut, leopard skin pattern dress in a grey and brown print that showed
off quite a deep cleavage - (she clearly hadn't forgotten how to tape
her chest to create an illusion of breasts!) To her evident delight,
Gloria fitted into her old dress with ease; she looked stunning in her
long, reddish-blonde wig.
We had a fine old time in The Village. Obviously the Purple Python was
our first port of call and Suzie and the other girls were clearly
delighted to see us. I got chided by Sol, the owner, for not having been
to seem them for so long. "And where were your during Sparkle" he
demanded, "How should I do so well without my star Entertainments
Manager?" (I had been so busy working that I hadn't had time to come
into town over the Sparkle weekend, let alone take part in running
events!)
After we had enjoyed a few drinks at the Python, Gloria suggested we
take a walk round some of our other old haunts. To my delight, in
Giovanni's who should we bump into but Mark, so I was able to introduce
Gloria to my new boss. He was charming; he had, of course, met Gloria
ages ago when we both made our initial, nervous visit to Giovanni's, but
this time it was different; no longer just someone we met in a bar, Mark
was now my boss and team leader. I blushed with embarrassment as Mark
told Gloria what a great job I was doing in my new role. He was also
interested to learn that Gloria was one of RS's research engineers and
would be working on the same site as his Customer Services Unit. "Who
knows" he said, "it might not be too long before Katy is briefing you
about designing a modification to one of our products to meet a
customers specific needs." Mark was with a boyfriend so we didn't chat
too long but before leaving he insisted that the two of us must go out
to dinner with him soon.
That evening, and a few other subsequent ones, sped past all too swiftly
and before long the day came when Gloria's leave was over and she had to
start work. "I've become so accustomed to being back in the male role"
she said "that I don't think I will follow your example. I'm going into
work in a sports jacket and trousers." So we drove to the factory with
Gavin in male mode with me wearing one of my new skirt suits and heels
as I had an appointment with a client that morning. I just seemed
natural for Gavin to drive and for me to slip demurely into the
passenger seat.
The next few months both of us were extremely busy with our work. I was
often away from home, staying in an hotel with Moira, working with one
or other of our customers, so Gavin and I could really only be sure of
seeing each other at weekends. However, we quickly slipped back into our
familiar, cosy relationship and things were very good between us. Gavin
did recover some of his enthusiasm for cross-dressing and "Gloria" was
in evidence for most of each weekend. He even started wearing fairly
androgynous clothes into work, but he was never tempted to go as far as
me and present as a woman full-time.
As for me; soon after Gloria's return to the UK, I made an appointment
to see a Gender Consultant. I hit it off with her immediately and was
able to explain my situation and ideas without any embarrassment or
difficulty. Helen, for that was her name, understood perfectly my desire
to appear as feminine as possible whilst retaining my ability to
function sexually as a man. "This is quite a common desire" she
explained, "I have had several patients who wanted something similar. I
can prescribe you a regime of female hormones that will soften and
modify your body but, with careful monitoring of the dosage, it will be
possible for you to continue to function as a man in bed. The hormones
will enhance your feminine attributes, but we can consider some surgical
procedures if you want ot take it further. The issue with surgery, of
course, is that, in the main, it is irreversible should you change your
mind at a later date." We agreed to take things one step at a time and
to only consider surgery once I had been on the hormone treatment for a
while.
Helen wrote out a prescription for me and I made an appointment to see
her again in a month's time so that she could carry out a blood test and
check to see that the dosage was correct. Just to be on the safe side,
she encouraged me to produce some sperm samples which could be frozen
as"insurance" in case I became infertile as a result of the treatment.
One sample was taken there and then and, with some embarrassment, I
tucked a few more test-tubes into my handbag with instructions to bring
them back full at my next appointment.
For the next month I religiously took one of the prescribed tablets
first thing in the morning and last thing at night. To be honest at the
end of the month I couldn't detect and difference in my appearance and
was, I must confess, a bit disappointed. I knew my body wouldn't change
dramatically overnight, but I had hoped that I might have seen some
slight alteration in my appearance. The good news, however, was that
there seemed to be no diminution in my ability to perform in bed.
I went to my appointment with Helen with several full sample tubes in my
bag and handed them over to the nurse before going into Helen's
consulting room. Helen seemed pleased to see me and asked how I had been
getting on with the hormone tablets. I told her that I was disappointed
not to be able to detect any changes but she reassured me that this was
quite common with many of her patients. Once the changes did start to
kick in, they should become apparent very quickly. In the meantime,
Helen asked me to strip off and lie down on her couch. She took a sample
of my blood for analysis of my hormone balance and then proceeded to
give me a thorough physical examination.
"You may not be able to see any changes with the naked eye" she informed
me, "but I can detect noticeable developments in your body structure."
She took my hand and placed it on my chest. "Feel here" she instructed,
"Can you sense a slight hardness under the nipple? That is the first
stage of breast development. In a few weeks you will need to wear a bra
to support your own breasts, not to contain silicon forms!" I could feel
the small lump under my fingers and became very excited - even to the
point of getting an erection! Helen smiled gently as she took my penis
inn her gloved hand. "I can see you like the thought of having your own
breasts" she remarked wryly. She measured the length and circumference
of my penis and weighed my testicles in her hand. "Compared to a month
ago, you have shrunk a bit in this area" she told me. "Nothing to worry
about as I gather from the samples you bought in that you are still able
to ejaculate." I reassured her that on that point, Gavin had no
complaints!
"Well I should have the results of your blood test and sperm count in a
couple of days" said Helen. "Call me and I'll tell you whether we need
to adjust your prescription." I did as she said and was relieved to be
told that there were no adverse side-effects to my medication; indeed
Helen suggested I take a third pill mid-day to supplement the two I was
already taking. Another month went by and on my next visit to Helen the
changes to my body were really starting to show through. The bumps under
my nipples were now definitely the start of small, but darling, little
breasts; my facial skin was much less rough; and I was starting to put
on a layer of fat over my hips, thighs and bottom. My waist measurement
had shrunk by two inches and my arms showed much less musculature. Of
particular pleasure was the fact that my hair was growing faster and
thicker than ever before. I still wasn't "womanly", but had definitely
started down a path in that direction. Gloria said she had fallen in
love with my smooth, rounded bottom all over again!
Helen was pleased with the results of my hormone treatment. "Another six
months of this and we will have you looking very feminine" she enthused.
"Clearly you respond well to this sort of treatment and I think, if you
are still of the same mind, that we could think about a programme of
surgery. She outlined a range of options. I stressed that I did not want
to go the whole way to the removal of my penis and the creation of a
vagina; anything short of that I was willing to discuss.
In the end I decided to go ahead with the following: breast augmentation
though silicon implants - (however, we would wait and see what size my
hormone-triggered breast growth settled at before having that
operation); some liposuction around my waist; and a shaving of my Adams
apple and a slight shortening of my vocal cords to raise the pitch of my
voice. Facially, Helen would shave a little off my chin; trim my nose a
bit; and puff out my lips with collagen. There were further, more
extreme procedures Helen mentioned but I decided to leave those to one
side for the present.
Helen booked me into a private clinic for all the procedures we had
agreed upon - with the exception of the breast augmentation that would
have to wait until my body had stabilised following the hormone regimen.
I took two weeks leave from Robotic Solutions and, with some trepidation
went under the knife. Gavin drove me into the clinic and was there at my
bedside when I came round from the anaesthetic. "Don't try and speak"
were the first words he said to me, "In fact you won't be able to speak
for a few days until things settle down in your throat. I managed a weak
nod in acknowledgement that I understood his message. In fact my
recovery was quite swift and in a few days my bandages were off and I
was able to admire the bruised and puffy face I saw in the mirror. I was
even able to croak out a few words. I was kept in the clinic for seven
days before being allowed home. After another week at home under Gavin's
nursing care, I was fit enough to return to work, although it would
clearly be a bit longer before I could inflict my beaten-up visage on
clients! Fortunately I had plenty of report writing to catch up on, so
my time in purdah was spent reasonably profitably.
Eventually my wounds healed and the bruising faded. I was very pleased
with the results of Helen's surgery. My face was now definitely feminine
with a cute little nose, slim chin, and eminently kissable lips - which
Gavin wasted no time in road -testing! My waist was some four inches
slimmer, which, of course, had the effect of making my hips appear
broader. As it is virtually impossible to hear one's own speaking voice,
Gavin recorded me talking and, on playback, I discovered I was now the
possessor of a sexy, slightly husky mezzo voice.
A few months later Helen told me, following an examination of my perky
new breasts that they seemed to have stabilised at a size 36A. She said
that, if I liked, it would now be feasible to carry out the breast
augmentation procedure and so, once again, I was booked into the clinic;
leaving a few days later the proud possessor of a pair of 36C boobs!
By now I was so enmeshed in a female lifestyle that my self-image was of
a woman with a "little something extra". Everybody I met treated me as a
woman and I had creased, unless asked, to volunteer my true anatomical
gender. "Gloria" still dressed on a regular basis and we enjoyed many
good times out together as girlfriends. However, on other occasions
"Gavin" made his appearance and we went out to all intents and purpose
as a boy and girl. Neither of us was in the least worried about the
image we were presenting to others. We knew who and what we were and
were very happy in our own skins.
After we had both been working for Robotic Solutions for something over
a year, one evening Gavin looked up from the table where he had been
wrestling with a pile of bank statements. "You know" he said "we have
saved enough money to be able to put down a very respectable deposit on
a place of our own. I knew we were both earning good money but this news
came as a shock to me. I tended to leave the money side of things to
Gavin. It wasn't that we deliberate aped the traditional "male
role/female role" in our relationship, but Gavin was undoubtedly better
with figures than I was, whilst I was the better cook. So we each
assumed responsibility for different areas of our shared life.
"Are you sure" I exclaimed. "If you are right that is great news. I love
our flat but we will never be able to stamp our own mark on a rented
place. If we can afford to buy, let's start looking at once." And so we
did, and after many trials and tribulations that will be familiar to all
those who set off down this path, we found a lovely late Victorian house
in a good street on the edge of Wimlslow. It was much larger than the
terrace house we had shared as students in Manchester; probably built
for the factory managerial class rather than for the workers. It was in
need of modernisation, but that suited us and, as a result, we were able
to buy it for a very reasonable price - (still an eye-wateringly large
sum of money, but a good investment never the less!)
We moved our few sticks of furniture into the new house and on the first
night we owned it sat down to a take-away Indian meal. As we lifted cans
of beer in toast, I made a proposal to Gavin that I had been mulling
over for some time. "Now that we are grown up enough to be able to own
our own house, isn't about time we thought about making our relationship
legal? Come on; it's about time you made an honest woman of me; will you
marry me?" Gavin gasped. "Of course I will" he shouted. "I have been
thinking the same thing and have been working myself up to asking you."
"Ha, too late" I responded, "I got in first! But seriously, do you think
it is a good idea?"
"Of course I do Katy" Gavin responded, taking both my hands in his. "We
love each other and are both committed to making our relationship work,
so why not get married. When shall we do it?"
"Steady on" I protested. "I've only just proposed to you and already you
are rushing me up the aisle. I want us to have a proper "wedding" and
that needs planning. Oh I know we can't get married in a church - in
fact we can't get married at all; we will have to go through a Civil
Partnership ceremony - but that's no excuse for not doing things
properly."
Having just moved into our new house, we had no money left to splash out
on an expensive wedding - even a relatively modest affair can easily
cost in excess of ?15,000 - but we still wanted a stylish ceremony.
"This is going to take some thinking through" Gavin mussed, "I suggest
we discuss it with our families - we are going to have to tell them
about our engagement anyway - and maybe, between us, we can come up with
a workable idea." Good suggestion; we had already accepted an invitation
to go to Scarborough the following weekend to celebrate my father's 50th
birthday, so Gavin rang his parents and arranged that we would visit
them in two weeks time. We did not tell them our news over the phone!
The following Friday we drove over to Scarborough. As it was my father's
birthday both my sisters, Madeleine and Fiona, were coming home as well,
so we would be able to tell everyone our news at the same time. We
didn't want to up-stage my father's celebrations, which were taking
place on the Saturday evening, so we waited until we were all sitting
round the table Sunday lunchtime before coming out with it. "Mum, Dad,
everyone" I started. "Gloria and I have something to tell you - (she was
in female mode for the weekend) - We have decided to get married!"
Squeals of delight burst from Mum and my sisters. Dad walked around the
table and shook Gloria vigorously by the hand, obviously get confused
about gender, until he realised what he was doing and, with a laugh,
gave her a big hug and kiss!
We spent the rest of the afternoon talking, crying, laughing and
planning. Madeleine made the sensible suggestion that, as she assumed I
would wish to get married as a bride, I might look on ebay to see
whether I could find a second-hand wedding dress that I liked. "A new
wedding dress can cost thousands" she told me "and those advertised on
ebay will only have been worn the once. If you aren't set on having a
new dress this could save you a lot of money." It was a brilliant
suggestion and we immediately switched on the computer and logged onto
ebay. There was a wide range of dresses available; many of them at
ridiculously low prices. I told Madeleine that I would certainly pursue
this idea. Gloria gave a moue of disappointment; "What about me" she
said "don't I get to wear a dress? Just because I'm not female 24/7 like
Katy doesn't mean I don't want my moment in the lime-light. Do I have to
be the "man" at this wedding?" We all hastened to comfort and reassure
her. There was no need for either of us to play the "groom" role; we
could marry as two brides. Gloria's mood brightened immediately and she
eagerly joined in the trawl through ebay. "Mum chipped in; "If you are
going to both be brides, you are each going to have to choose you dress
without the other knowing. It is unlucky for the partner to see the
bride's dress until they meet for the ceremony!" Very true; so I asked
Madeleine and Fiona if they would help me choose my dress - and quickly
added Mum in when I saw she too wanted to take part. (What mother would
not want to help choose her daughter's wedding dress, even if that
"daughter" is her "son"!")
The next weekend we drove to Shrewsbury to Gloria's parent's house. As
ever Maureen and Robert made me very welcome. They too were delighted to
learn that we were planning to get married and immediately insisted that
we log onto Skype so that we could tell Gloria's sister, Sonia, the
great news. She was ever so excited, particularly when Gloria asked her
to be his bridesmaid. We carried on our discussion about the wedding
with Sonia joining in via her video link.
Maureen came up with lots of good ideas about ways in which we could cut
the costs of the wedding without lowering standards. "I've got lots of
friends who enjoy cooking and baking" she said. "If you are happy to
have a self-service buffet meal, rather than a sit-down, waitress
service one, I'm sure that I can rope in enough really good cooks to lay
on a really stylish wedding breakfast. We can hire the Church Hall for
the Reception; it's a nice building and will look lovely if we decorate
it appropriately." This was an excellent suggestion because it is often
the cost of the Wedding Breakfast that makes the biggest dent in a
budget.
I moved onto something else that was bothering me. "Neither Gloria nor I
are regular churchgoers" I started, but we both have a faith and we
would like to commit to each other in church. I know that as two genetic
men we cannot get married in a church and will have use the services of
the Registrar, but we were wondering whether the Vicar at your church
might be prepared to give us a blessing? She has never seemed phased
when we have joined her congregation "en femme" and had always been very
welcoming when we have chatted to her after the service."
"I'm sure Rev Lorna won't object" said Maureen. "I'll have a word with
her if you like and, if she is agreeable, you can pop down again and
talk things through with her"; another good idea, which we accepted with
alacrity.
Gloria and I chatted excitedly on the drive back to Wilmslow. We now had
the basis of a working plan for our marriage and would be able to get
stuck in and sort out all the details. Before that, however, we had all
our tranny and gay friends from The Village to tell about our
engagement. I had a quiet word with Sol, the owner of the Purple Python
nightclub where our group tended to congregate, and arranged for him to
rope off an area of the club for the following Friday night. We then
rang all our friends; apologised for not having been to the Python for a
while; and asked them to join us there on Friday. (We did not tell them
why!)
A good crowd pitched up on the Friday night. Gloria and I wore pretty
party frocks - mine was burgundy coloured with a velvet bodice held up
by spaghetti straps and a taffeta, above the knee, tulip skirt. Gloria
chose a fabulous cream number; tight fitting with sequins down the front
and a complicated bustle-like arrangement at the back of the skirt. She
wore a dark wig and looked fantastic. I wanted to ravish her on the spot
- but restrained myself!
Our friends were overjoyed at our news and a great party developed. Suzy
insisted that we had to have a proper hen party before the wedding and
that she would arrange it. We had no choice but to accept graciously,
although I was a bit nervous; Suzy has a reputation for being somewhat
outrageous! At some point in the evening when I was enjoying a quiet
moment on my own, my gay friend Alec came over to talk to me. Now, as I
have explained previously, Alec has had a serious crush on me ever since
we first met. He gave me a gentle hug and kiss as he offered me his
congratulations. "I guess this means that I have finally lucked out as
far as you are concerned" he smiled ruefully. "But, seriously, I do wish
you and Gloria all the happiness in the world. You are a lovely couple
and I hope we can remain friends and keep in touch." I hastened to
reassure him that although I too valued our friendship and that, of
course, we would keep in touch. "You must come to the wedding" I
insisted; an invitation he graciously accepted.
Maureen rang a few days later to tell us that she had spoken to the
Reverend Lorna Symonds, who would be delighted to bless our union in her
church following the Civil Partnership ceremony. This was great news and
I thanked Maureen profusely. She then went on to tell me that she had
spoken with some of her friends and that she was now certain that she
could recruit sufficient help to organise the Wedding Breakfast "in
house" at the Church Hall.
Now that we had all the important elements in place, Gloria and I were
anxious to get on with it and have the wedding as soon as we possibly
could. We drove down to Shrewsbury one Friday after work a couple of
weeks later, having arranged to meet with Rev Lorna over supper at her
house. Lorna was a charming hostess; putting us both at our ease by
explaining that we weren't the first gay couple she had dealt with
during her ministry. "I have to confess though" she laughed "that you
will the first pair of "brides" that I have blessed!" She explained the
options that were open to us in terms of the sort of service we wanted.
In the end we settled on a pattern that replicated the traditional
marriage service as closely as possible whilst omitting the legal bits.
We would still be able to make vows of commitment to each other, which
was important to me - and I think, Gloria.
Lorna consulted her diary and told us she could conduct the blessing on
a Saturday three months hence. "You are in luck" she said, "The church
gets booked for weddings over a year ahead and I did have one scheduled
for that day. However, the couple concerned have just broken up so you
can have their slot." This was fantastic news and, having thanked Lorna
for all her help and advice, we hurried back to Maureen and Robert's
house to tell that it was "all systems go" for Saturday 17th June!
I was going to be a "June Bride"; I could hardly believe it. There was
so much to do in the few weeks remaining before our wedding. My priority
was to find the perfect wedding dress on ebay. I spent ages searching
and agonising over what I wanted. In my masculine ignorance I had never
realised just how many designs of wedding dress there were. Then I found
just the perfect one. It was a darling dress and I hurried to email Mum,
Madeleine, and Fiona to ask their opinion before buying it. However in
my own mind there was never a doubt that this was the dress meant for
me. Fortunately the others agreed and enthused about my choice. The
particular dress I wanted had a "buy now" button, so I hurriedly entered
my details and clicked on the button to commit to the purchase. When the
confirmatory email came through I breathed a sigh of relief; the
wonderful dress was mine - and at an amazingly reasonable price!
Well I guess all you girls out there are agog to know all about the
design of my wedding dress and I don't want to disappoint you! I did try
to copy a photograph of it from the web, but wasn't allowed to do so;
sorry. So a description will have to suffice: The dress was made of a
heavy white silk; strapless with a corset built into the bodice and with
decorative lacing at the back. The skirt fell in a simple A-line to the
floor, culminating in a long train. The bodice was embroidered with
swags of flowers which continued in a sweep down the left-hand side of
the skirt to just below the knee-line. It was absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!!
The model wearing the dress in the ebay photograph wore her hair up,
with a few purple flowers pushed into her curls. I loved the look and
decided I would dress my hair in a similar manner on the big day. I was
on tenterhooks until; finally, the large box containing my dress was
delivered. Fortunately it fitted perfectly! The dress came with a fitted
waist-petticoat; tight-fitting to the knee and then flaring out in a
froth of net to give the dress structure and ensure that if swirled
around my feet as I walked down the aisle.
Whilst I was busy finding my dress, Gloria was, of course, similarly
occupied in finding hers. Both of us respected tradition and gave
nothing away about the design of our dresses to the other. However the
day Gloria's dress arrived at home and she tried it on - in secret
whilst I was banned from our bedroom - I could see that she was as
thrilled as I was.
Having solved the major problem of our dresses, we then had to decide on
what our bridesmaids were going to wear. We both agreed on purple for
the colour of their dresses and were very fortunate to find matching
ones on ebay that were in their size. These dresses were strapless,
close-fitting with a little flair below the knee. One good thing was
that they were not too obviously "bridesmaid" and could be worn
afterwards as evening gowns.
There were, of course, one hundred and more other details to resolve:
the Registry Office to be booked for the Civil Partnership ceremony;
cars to be hired; decorations designed for the Reception; a cake to be
ordered - (one of Maureen's friends kindly made it as her wedding
present to us); drinks purchased; and so on....and on and on! Finally we
had things just about under control.
Suzy had announced that the weekend before the wedding was to be when
our "hen night" was going to be held. Gloria and I splashed out and
booked a room at the Manchester Crowne Plaza, one of the best hotels in
town. Shortly after we checked in on the Friday afternoon, Suzy and a
few of our other friends pitched up help us get ready for the night's
celebrations. They were wearing outlandishly short dresses and very
high-heeled shoes. I could sense we were in for a wild time!
Suzy soon had Gloria and I organised. She handed us each a set of undies
and sent us into the bathroom to change. Mine were bright red; bra, lacy
panties, suspender belt, and matching seamed stockings. Gloria had a
similar set but hers were black. Once reasonably decent we went back to
the bedroom where we were presented with our outfits for the evening.
Once again Gloria and I were handing almost similar things. We each had
a parody wedding dress; short - barely covering the welts of our
stocking tops - with net underskirts that would undoubtedly flair out
exposing our suspenders and knickers if we bent over or sat down
injudiciously. As with our undies, one dress was black and the other
red. This time, however, I was given the black one and Gloria the red.
The spaghetti ties of the dresses in no way hid our bra straps, so we
both looked incredibly slutty; particularly after the girls had finished
putting on our "over the top" make up and dressing our hair. I had never
had such "big hair" before; the girls had primped and teased my long
hair into a veritable mane of blonde glory!
A "beauty queen" sash was slipped over my shoulder with "Trainee Bride;
Running In" printed on it and a leaner L-plate was pinned to the back of
my dress. My feet were forced into black, patent, platform heels with a
six inch heel. I didn't think I would be able to stand in them, let
alone walk! Finally a red bridal-veil was clipped to my hair. The tiara
holding it in place sported a pair of black devil's-horns! When I
finally managed to turn round, I saw Gloria was similarly attired except
for where I wore red; she had black, and visa-versa.
Once we were fully attired, Suzy produced a bottle of vodka and some
cans of Red Bull and we downed a couple of quick drinks to get us all in
the mood for a riotous night! As it wasn't far, we walked to the Purple
Python. (I say "walked" but in my case it was more "tottered" as I
learned to cope with my unaccustomedly high heels!)
At the Python more of our friends were waiting to join us. From the look
of them some had started in drinking early! I was delighted to see Alec
and Mark, my boss, in the crowd just before I was swamped by a gaggle of
girls enthusing over my costume. When I eventually disentangle myself, I
discovered amongst them to Sonia, Fiona, and Madeleine all of whom had
travelled especially to Manchester to be with us for this momentous
evening. I knew Fiona had a dramatic side to her, so I wasn't too
surprised to see her wearing a dress that would have made our mother
blush; but Madeleine! My big sister had always been the quiet one in the
family; tonight she was definitely "out on the town". I had trouble
recognising her under her bee-hive auburn hair; thick, tarty make-up;
and skimpy green, spangled dress that was cut so low I couldn't quite
work out how it contained her bosom! "Wow Sis, you look different!" I
exclaimed. Madeleine blushed and said that as she hadn't want to appear
out of place among the rest of us, she had asked Fiona's advice and had
been taken to Frankie's Dressing Service where she had been fitted out
with the wig and dress - along with teeteringly high heels. "You don't
think it's too much, do you?" she enquired anxiously. I told her she was
perfectly dressed for a Hen Party and that this was one night she could
let her hair down. (This latter was metaphorical because her wig was so
heavily lacquered that there was no way she could have "let it down"!)
The party got underway with several strong drinks all round, before Suzy
called everyone to order. "Now, we are going to split into two groups,
one with Gloria, the other with Katy and they each have a number of
tasks to perform before we meet back here at 11:30pm. The one who has
completed the most tasks on her list will be crowned Queen of the
Evening!" We were hurriedly split into two groups and I was hustled out
into the streets of Manchester with a piece of paper in my hand listing
all the things I had to do in the next couple of hours.
As we emerged from the club, Gloria's group hustled her off to the left,
whilst my "friends" turned me to the right. I paused under the first
available street lamp to read the list of ten tasks I was expected to
perform. They were the sort of things you would expect at any hen party;
get of photograph of me kissing a policeman, collect various items of
male underwear, pose on top of a prominent statue, swap knickers with
one of girls in my party whilst standing in the middle of St Anne's
Square - and so on. I assumed Gloria would have the same list.
Taking a deep breath I headed into the centre of town. Fiona informed me
that she had a video camera and had been charged with the task capturing
all my tasks on a movie so that in the event of any dispute over how
well I had achieved them, there would be a record - (thanks Sis!!!)
As we hit Piccadilly, I spotted a statue of some Victorian General
seated on a horse. I immediately climbed up onto the plinth and, with a
bit of assistance - namely friendly hands pushing my backside! - I
managed to scramble up onto the horse, where I sat with my arms around
the General's waist. Fiona was just in the process of recording this
event when an unmistakable voice was heard to say; "Now then ladies,
what exactly do you think you are doing?" Yes, it was a policeman! I
clambered down and explained that this was a hen party and that I had
been set a series of tasks to achieve. This clearly was something the
constable was used to of a weekend! "Yes dear" he announced in a weary
tone, "but we can't have you climbing all over the City's statuary;
Health and safety don't like it!" I hastened to assure him that no more
climbing on statues was on the cards for the rest of the night. (I
neglected to tell him that I suspected Gloria was at that very moment
looking for a statue of her own!) "However Officer" I continued, in a
wheedling voice; "There is something else you could help me with."
"Go on, tell me" he responded with a smile. "Well, would you mind being
photographed kissing me?" I asked gingerly. "OK; just for you!" he
agreed. (I don't think that at this point he had clocked that I was
actually a cross-dressed male!) Bravely he puckered up and I gave him a
warm kiss on the lips. (I have to say he responded with apparent
pleasure and I am not sure my tonsils will ever recover!)
Two tasks down and eight to go! My next port of call was St Anne's
Square. I wanted to get this most embarrassing task over as soon as
possible. It was pay-back time; "OK Fiona" I said, "get your kickers off
and swap them for mine." With a resigned grimace, Fiona handed her
camera to one of the others and, whilst trying to retain her modesty,
started to wriggle her knickers off under her skirt. I did the same; it
is surprisingly difficult to get your pants off without displaying
anything intimate to casual passersby! But we managed it and donning
each other's underwear proved to be somewhat more straightforward. (In
the process, I noticed that Fiona's knickers were particularly fetching
and made a note that I needed to ask her where she purchased her
underwear!)
The next stop was at a pub where there were clearly a lot of tanked up
blokes. It didn't take much - beyond a few kisses and then odd caressed
crutch - to convince several blokes to donate their vests, socks, and
underpants to a good cause.
Task seven was to down a pint of bitter in less than fifteen seconds -
something I achieved without difficulty. Number eight was to eat a bowl
of Chinese noodles, blindfold - with chopsticks! By the time I had
finished this task there was a fair amount of food staining the front of
my frock! Nearly there; only two tasks left. Number nine was
particularly embarrassing; had to be filmed putting my hand down some
chap's trousers and giving him a good squeeze. I eventually spotted a
man who looked sufficiently drunk, but still relatively unthreatening,
to approach. I asked him whether he felt like an intimate fondle and,
whilst he was still trying to get his head around my proposition, I
hurriedly shoved my hand down the front of his trousers and gave him a
quick fondle. He was still trying to work out what was happening as I
thanking him and scurried away.
My final task was, at one and the same time, easy and extremely
difficult. All I had to do was strip off my dress at the end of Canal
Street and walk back into the Purple Python in my underwear. It was
awfully embarrassing, but after everything else I had had to go through
that evening, I managed to do it and entered the club to loud cheers
from everyone at the bar, all of whom had been briefed what to expect.
We were the first group back and I hurriedly put my dress back on as one
of the party bought me much needed drink.
Gloria and her group arrived back a few minutes after us. By now I had
my dress on and was able to appreciate, by observing Gloria, just how I
must have appeared as I walked through the door in my bra, suspenders
and (Fiona's) panties a few moments earlier! To the sounds of wild
hilarity, both groups compared notes. It appeared that both Gloria and I
had achieved everything on our lists and so Fiona and Suzy, Gloria's
"recorder", went into a huddle to determine the overall winner. Finally
they both agree that, whilst we had both done everything asked of us,
Gloria had managed one or two of the tasks more stylishly; she was
therefore declared the overall winner and was immediately crowned with a
small tiara and sash. "But they both did so well" shouted Alec "that
they both deserved to be rewarded; outside with the two of them!" We
were both immediately seized and, once again, hustled out of the club.
Before I knew what was happening, I was hoisted in the air and,
suddenly, I was flying through the air heading for the canal! I landed
with an almighty splash. I just had enough time to take a deep breath -
I had no intention of swallowing any of that water! - before
disappearing into the depths. As I went down I was conscious of Gloria
in the water beside me. Fortunately they had chosen to throw us into a
lock, so there was plenty of water to cushion our fall. (I dread to
think what we might have ended up hitting in a shallower part of the
canal.)
Both Gloria and I surfaced at the same time and, turning saw we were
both OK. I have to confess that this was a great relief to me. Being
thrown into the canal in the middle of Manchester wasn't something I had
planned on doing and I realised things were in danger of getting out of
hand. This could have been seriously dangerous.
We both swam to the side and Gloria climbed up the ladder set in the
wall before me. I was treated to the lovely sight of her soaked, panty
clad bottom wriggling up the steps in front of me as I awaited my turn
to ascend. When, in turn, I clambered out of the lock, I had to join in
the general laughter. Both of us looked so ridiculous; with our dresses
clinging damply to our bodies; our hair plastered around our faces; and,
in my case, minus one shoe.
My missing shoe was quickly spotted floating in the lock and Alec, as
the principle initiator of our dunking, was despatched to retrieve it.
To my amusement, to achieve this he had to climb down the ladder until
he was waist deep in water. He soon managed to get hold of my shoe and,
climbing out of the lock, knelt to slip it back on my foot. As he did so
I leaned over and whispered in his ear; "I know you have been wetting
yourself for me all evening" I murmured, "and now you have proved it in
front of everyone here; he had the grace to laugh!
Someone produced another bottle of champagne and we downed another
couple of glasses. By then it was obvious that the party had come to an
end - if for no other reason than the fact that both Gloria and I were
shivering in our wet clothes. Even in June it doesn't do to stand around
soaked to the skin - at least, not in England. We all said our thanks
and farewells and then Gloria and I were hurried, by our closest
friends, back to our hotel.
Fiona went on ahead and explained to the Receptionist at the Crowne
Plaza that two of their guests were about to return in a very damp
condition. The Receptionist understood immediately and explained where
the goods lift was so that we could all get to our floor with having to
go through the public areas of the hotel. It was two very soggy figures
who were ultimately ushered into our room. We wasted no time in getting
out of our wet things and into warm, soft bathrobes. One final bottle of
vodka emerged from som