CHAPTER FORTY ONE
It was easier to talk after Pegues left the room.
"Tell me, Lee. What's it like being a boy?"
"It's so strange, Mother. I'm stronger and faster and louder. People
pay attention to me."
"Tell me about it. What do you think about wearing pants?"
"It's summer. A dress would be cooler but Mr. Pegues wouldn't allow
it."
Thank you, Miran.
"He's right about that, Lee. Your father, on the other hand ..."
"Do not be foolish, Alexia."
"Awwww come on, Johnathyn. I'm sure you've got the legs for it. Don't
you think your father is beautiful, Leeanna?"
She giggled despite the look Johnathyn gave her.
"Yes, Mother, she's very beautiful. You're quite handsome too."
"Well thanks, Leeanna. I've always thought you had good taste. Maybe we
can find the time to go dress shopping for your father while you're
here."
"Do not bother," he grumbled. "We will not be here that long. We need
to return home as quickly as possible."
"You are coming with us, aren't you, Mother?"
What do I say? How can I leave them again? "I'll need to talk about
that with your father."
"Please, Mother! You must return with us! We all need you so badly. I
need you!"
Damn Pegues! He shouldn't have involved them. He knew exactly what he
was doing and he knew that I'd see right through it and that it
wouldn't matter one iota that I knew it. He's a conniving bastard!
"Leeanna, there is a lot to consider. Yes, I want to come home with you
and your father ..."
"Then just do it, Mother! What else matters?"
"Leeanna, it's late. We'll talk about it in the morning. Mrs. LaRouche
said that you could use the apartment next to this one and ..."
"NO! I don't want to leave you! Not after we just found you after all
this time!"
So much for a little alone time between me and Johnathyn.
"We'll just be across the hall, Lee. I'll even leave the doors
unlocked. You can come over if ..."
"No. Please, Mother."
He's right. He is louder as a boy. Johnathyn steps in.
"Perhaps, for tonight, we all sleep in this room," he suggests.
"Where? On the couch and the chair?"
"No, on the floor. We did it for months in the wagon. We bring in some
bedding and it will be just like old times but not so cold."
I think Johnathyn is worried about being alone with me, what with the
roles being reversed. I bet he's concerned about what I may insist on
doing with him. To be honest, it's been on my mind ever since we found
each other in the Park. He is beautiful, in a female super hero kind of
way. In the right outfit, he'd be the hit of Comic Con.
I can remember how nervous I was when I first entered that world, how
long it took me to accept what I was and how much longer it took for me
to embrace it. Johnathyn isn't ready for that. I'll give him this one.
"Alright. I'll go see what I can find and we can make camp out here
tonight but neither of you better snore now."
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
Thank Zaphod Alexia agreed to my suggestion. I have been both
anticipating and dreading seeing her since crossing over to this world.
I knew exactly what would happen. Alexia had been quite clear about it
when we first met, as had been Pegues, both back then and when he had
approached me weeks ago about trying to get Alexia to return. I had
been the greatest supporter of the plan. No, Leeanna had been the
greatest supporter but I was right in line after her.
I reasoned that I could handle the change. If Pegues could do it, I
certainly could also. Alexia had a great deal of difficulty at first
but she had been surprised, unprepared. I also knew that it was for a
short time, until we found Alexia and persuaded her to return with us
or we failed in our quest. I thought for certain that I was both
logically and emotionally prepared to become a woman.
The moment I stood up after landing on the ground in this world, I
realized how wrong I was. Everything I knew was turned upside down.
Leeanna was running around, celebrating the first step of our big plan
and I was rooted in place, terrified. If she had not been here, I would
have demanded that Pegues return me immediately to my world and proceed
without me. I could not face this new, challenging world as a weak
woman.
Pegues sensed my reluctance and did what she could to encourage me
however; it was Leeanna's enthusiasm that drove me forward. How could I
tell her that her father was unwilling to face what she did every day
of her life, that being a woman was intolerable to me? I concentrated
on attempting to locate Alexia. Then it occurred to me that should we
succeed and find Alexia, she may wish to greet me as a husband does his
wife. The thought of doing that to her had greatly brightened my days
before crossing over but the realization quickly struck me once
completing the journey that I would now be the one receiving and not
giving. The thought horrified me yet I still longed to see my wife
again. It was all so confusing.
Leeanna was not burdened with my conflicting emotions. She was focused
on only one thing, finding her mother. It was all that I and Pegues
could do to keep her from spending every moment in that search. He
managed to distract her occasionally by showing her the wonders of this
world. I must admit that I too was able to forget my fears several
times for a few hours when we visited what she called an "Airport" to
watch these simply enormous machines take flight or when we traveled
under the ground riding the "Subway," though I attracted a great deal
of unwanted attention while riding on that machine. Pegues seemed to
enjoy my discomfort, assuring me that my current appearance was
pleasing to the eye. I would have chastised him if we were not
effectively at his mercy.
This continued for almost two weeks until I was approached by a
particularly handsome man while watching Leeanna play with some other
children. We had visited this particular spot several times since
arriving in New York in an attempt to use up some of Leeanna's newly
found energy, the abundance of which was driving both myself and Pegues
to distraction. While normally the attentions of a man would have been
cause for me to withdraw or possibly strike out if he was sufficiently
persistent, this time, a feeling of calm came over me, of peace, of
contentment. It was wholly different than any feeling I had experienced
since coming to this world, since Alexia and I had been forced to
separate. The joy of discovering each other overwhelmed all other
feelings until I found myself alone with Alexia and Leeanna as the end
of the day rapidly approached, at which time all the fears of what
Alexia might expect me to do came flooding back. I knew that with
Leeanna present, nothing serious could happen between us so I proposed
that we all sleep together as we did before in our travels. I was ever
so thankful when Alexia agreed, though it was clear she was reluctant
to do so.
I am momentarily confused when I wake up in the dead of night. I can
hear the mechanical hum of a machine called an "Air Conditioner."
Apparently, most buildings in the city have one, though you cannot
often see or hear it but you can certainly feel it when you walk into a
cold building from a hot stone street outside. Some of the buildings
are so cold inside that I get goose bumps in addition to a particularly
confusing feeling of firmness of the nipples on my chest. Tonight, I
see that Alexia is no longer lying with us but there is a light on in
her bedroom. I am curious as to what she is doing up at this time of
night and am drawn towards finding out. Carefully rising so as to not
wake Leeanna, I quietly sneak over to the partially open door, my path
lit by the subdued light reflecting off the walls around me.
As I peek around the door, I see Alexia seated at a small desk, her
back towards me, looking at the screen of a kom-pu-ter larger than the
one she had in my world. She appears to be reading something. I
silently slip into the room, step up behind her and drop my right hand
lightly upon her shoulder. She doesn't flinch in surprise, instead
gently taking my hand in hers. She pulls it forward and up to her lips,
tenderly kissing the back of my hand, sending chills down my spine.
"These rings really work," she whispers. "I could feel you enter the
room behind me."
I could see the thin gold chain at the back of her neck. I knew that I
was wearing mine; having done so since the day we were separated.
"What are you doing awake at this hour?"
"Well, my love, I couldn't sleep. Knowing that the beautiful woman who
is my heart's desire was only inches from me yet I could do nothing, I
wasn't going to get any sleep tonight so I waited until you were both
asleep and then I got up to get some work done."
Surprisingly, I was not repulsed by Alexia referring to me as a
beautiful woman or her heart's desire. Instead, I felt a small amount
of pride.
"I'm sorry ... my love. I did not intend to keep you awake."
"I know," she chortles. "The shoe's on the other foot."
"Neither of us is wearing shoes, Alexia."
"I know. It's just a saying. Each of us now understands what the other
was feeling. I know how you felt when you looked at me sitting next to
you in the wagon when we were traveling to Glory and you know what it's
like to be desired as a woman by a man who knows deep down that you're
a man and aren't prepared to play the role of a woman now. Or maybe
never."
"Yet we love each other."
"Well, that didn't come until later for us."
"Not for me. I think I loved you almost immediately."
"You wanted to fuck me almost immediately. Love came later. I know the
difference now. So do you."
"Did you ..." I am hesitant to ask.
"Oh yeah! Absolutely. You had that cool, calm goddess thing going for
you, standing apart from all the other parents. You know, there hasn't
been anybody else since I came back to this universe"
I could feel the truth in her voice. "Nor I. It did not feel right."
"Yeah. Me neither."
I lean down to look over her shoulder, my left cheek brushing against
the side of her head. "Have you discovered anything?"
"I don't know if you inspired me or what but I've got it all,
everything I need to bring down the Consortium and the Winthrop Group.
It's all here."
"Alexia! You did it! Well done!"
"I haven't done anything yet. We need to talk about that. Have a seat."
She points at her bed. I sit down on the edge as she turns her chair to
face me. I notice her staring intently at my naked thighs. I had
borrowed a shirt to wear as night clothes but it was shorter than I
liked. I tug at the hem but it does not cover much. She notices my
efforts at modesty and turns her eyes towards mine.
"Sorry," she says. "Force of habit. Are things really as bad at home as
Pegues says?"
"I am afraid so. Our worst fears have come true. It was a noble effort
but we all failed your vision."
"It wasn't your fault, it was mine. I should have known better. An
individual person can be great but people, as a group, tend to be
stupid, ignorant, short sighted and selfish."
"Is not that too harsh?"
"Not really. It takes leadership to keep people moving forward. I
should have been the one to do that."
"But there were risks if you stayed. We all agreed."
"There were also risks if I left. Look what happened. It was also
easier for me to leave."
"What do you mean?"
She reaches out, taking my hands in hers. "I'm going to admit something
to you, something you may have a better understanding of now. I was
afraid to stay. Afraid of taking responsibility for an entire world. I
was also afraid of spending the rest of my life as a woman. I mean, I'm
a man. Until I jumped over to your world, it never entered my mind to
be anything but a man. And then I met you and Leeanna and, suddenly
there were choices to be made, choices that affected other people. I
know what I wanted but they were conflicting things. I wasn't certain
about my own capabilities. I ended up choosing the known over the
unknown. Yes, I still had a job to do here. People to punish, but that
was a convenient excuse. I couldn't even admit this to myself until
now. Do you understand what I'm talking about, Johnathyn?"
I did. The fear of losing what you are. I did not understand what
Alexia was experiencing in my world until I came to hers. It is
frightening.
"I do understand about possibly losing yourself. I feel it myself right
now."
"I thought you might. Hard to avoid under the circumstances. Lee seems
immune."
"It's all just a big adventure to her, though she does want you back."
"And I want her back. And you, my love."
"You have decided?!"
"Yes, we're going home. What we need to discuss is what kind of home
that's going to be."
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
"What now, White?"
The police evidence storage had just confirmed that there were no DNA
samples from either Terry or Jackie Thompson. None were ever taken.
Their identities weren't in question so samples of their DNA were
unnecessary. Very unfortunate. Ridgeway seems to be enjoying my
frustration, however the front steps of police headquarters in New York
City is a bad place for a confrontation on that point.
"If the police can't help us, Captain, we'll need to go directly to the
source."
"And how exactly do you propose to do that?"
"Frankly, I'm unsure. An exhumation would take time and money, plus
involve lawyers."
"Never a good thing."
"No, I agree. They just gum up the works. We could try to bribe someone
at the cemetery to do it on the QT but that too would take time to find
the right person and should we ask the wrong person, we could find
ourselves facing some very uncomfortable questions."
"We don't actually need the bodies, just samples from the bodies and
not much of a sample either, right?"
"I think your correct, Captain. Do you have something in mind?"
"Maybe, it depends on the layout of the cemetery. There were a few
Civil Engineering classes mixed in with my Mechanical Engineering class
load. I also spent a couple of summers on a highway construction crew
in Pennsylvania. We 'girls' weren't supposed to do much more than
traffic control but the supervisor was a little more broadminded than
most so I got to see and do a lot of jobs."
"You mean like operating a backhoe?"
"No. Taking soil samples. Drilling into the ground soil samples."
"What are you suggesting, Captain?"
"If I can get my hands on the right equipment, we can drill straight
down into the caskets from above and get what we need in a matter of
minutes with no one being the wiser."
"Where can we get that equipment?"
"If we're lucky, I can rent it, if not, you'll have to buy it. Either
way, it'll be a lot easier than digging up a couple of graves."
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
Mistress LaRouche had allowed me to use one of her empty apartments for
the night. I thought that Leeanna was going to use the second apartment
and Alex and Johanna were going to share his apartment but those plans
changed. I assume Alex was frustrated by that change. When I knock on
his door, Leeanna answers it almost immediately.
"Good morning, Mirantha," she exclaims brightly.
"Good morning, Lee. Are your parents awake?"
"Yes. Mother is preparing breakfast. Please come in."
I enter and cross the room towards the kitchen. There is a pile of
bedding folded and neatly stacked on the chair in the living room. Alex
has his back to me while cooking on the stove. Johnathyn is slumped
forward in her chair, elbows resting on the table while she cradles a
large cup of coffee in her hands, occasionally sipping from it. Coffee
is one of the creations of this world that I introduced her to. She
looks as if she did not get much sleep last night. Perhaps Alex was
more successful than I thought.
"Good morning, Johnathyn. Alex. Did you all sleep well?"
"Well enough, Pegues," Johnathyn grumbles.
"Pour yourself a cup of Joe, Mirantha, and grab a seat," adds Alex.
"How do you like your eggs?"
I do so and take a quick drink from my steaming cup. "Absent. The
'Joe,' as you call it, will be enough."
"Suit yourself. We've got a lot to get done in the next few days. We
may be looking at fast food meals until we leave."
"Can I have 'McRibs'?" Lee begs.
"We'll see," says Alex. "You'll need some vegetables too."
"A potato is a vegetable, mother."
"Fries are not a vegetable, Lee. Eat your eggs and drink some orange
juice."
He casually mentioned leaving. Has he made his decision? Do I want to
know it?
"Uhhhh Alex. Very good coffee, by the way."
"Thanks. High praise from the Master."
"Yes ... You said something about leaving?"
"Yep, I did. We're all going home. At least most of us are. You were
right, Pegues. I broke it so I bought it. I'm going home to fix it as
soon as I take care of a few people here first and that should only
require a day or so."
"We need to discuss what you will do when you return to my world."
"You mean my world, Pegues. Johnathyn and I have already discussed it.
We've got a plan. It should work."
"As well as your last plan?"
"You've got every right to criticize me, Pegues, but if there's one
thing that can be said about me, it's that I learn from my mistakes."
"Then you must be a very learned man by now."
"I am. Did you know that the country where we are standing right now is
governed by a constitution?"
"Yes, I am vaguely aware of that."
"Most of the people in this country revere the men who drafted that
constitution. They are called the Founding Fathers and treated as if
they were darn near infallible."
"What is your point, Alex?"
"My point is that these very same men, or at least most of them, were
involved in the creation of something called 'The Articles of
Confederation' which is how the country was run before the Constitution
was drafted. It was a disaster. These learned, infallible men screwed
it up big time the first attempt they made to create a governing
system. They learned from their mistakes and created a better system
the second time around. It wasn't perfect either. They totally punted
on slavery and that came round to eventually bite the country in the
ass. Maybe it was inevitable. Either way, no one's perfect, Pegues. My
world demands a dominant Queen, it's gonna get a dominant Queen. The
Queen I should have been from day one. Some tried to tell me that but I
wouldn't listen. I'll listen this time but it will eventually be my
decision and mine alone."
"If you wish to listen and learn, then listen to me now, Alex."
"I'll listen, Pegues. So will you because I've got a job in mind that
you are uniquely qualified for."
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" the guy screams.
I saw him approaching from yards away. I pointed him out to Ridgeway.
She nodded her head in acknowledgement but kept drilling. We weren't
lucky about renting the equipment she needed and ended up driving
halfway across New Jersey before finding the portable backpack drill
and accessories needed to do the job. It was designed for boring
through rocks so the ground of the cemetery was very easy to deal with.
We had dressed in workmen's coveralls and started early in the morning
and had almost reached our target when the maintenance man caught up
with us.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THAT THING?" he shouts over the
din of the gasoline motor, getting up in Ridgeway's face. She casually
stops drilling, killing the engine and deliberately removes her foam
earplugs.
"We're taking lower strata stability samples."
"Why in God's name are you doing that?!" he demands.
Ridgeway jerks her thumb towards the road that borders the back edge of
the cemetery. There's a wrought iron fence between the road and the
last line of graves, the line that contains the final resting places of
Terry and Jackie Thompson.
"The city's looking to build a new sewer line along the utility
easement that runs with that road over there."
"You can't put a sewer in here, it's a cemetery!"
"We know that! We're not idiots! The sewer's gonna be on the outside
but they'll have to dig close to the property line. We're taking core
samples to check the lateral stability of various strata to make sure
the adjoining property doesn't collapse into the dig. If there's
insufficient lateral stability, we may need to add bracing to the bid
requirements which will make the project more expensive. We're just
following those flags the Chief City Surveyor's office put out late
yesterday."
Ridgeway points to a series of little yellow plastic flags running
along the fence line that we had planted late last night by reaching
through the fence. Ridgeway said at the time that the flags would add
an air of authority to our operation. We just had to make certain each
grave was marked with a flag. Our inquisitor looked at the flags and
scratched his head.
"I didn't see no surveyors out there yesterday."
"You probably missed them. They don't use all the surveying equipment
for a job like this. A couple of guys and a GPS receiver is all you
need now. The big stuff shows up later if they decide to use this
route."
"But those two flags are smack dab in the middle of those graves," he
says, pointing directly at our targets.
"Yeah, I saw that. City Surveyors don't give a damn where they put
those flags. Don't worry, man. We can work around them when we get
there. No problem. We'll be out of here before you know it."
The man looks relieved. "That's great. We got a funeral coming in less
than an hour."
Ridgeway makes a show of counting the remaining flags. "We'll step on
it and be done by then. That okay with you?"
"That'd be fucking great!" he says, smiling broadly. Ridgeway fires up
the drill, waves at the guy and returns to work with vigor. I give him
a little wave as he hurries away, covering his ears.
When we reach the graves, both of us check things out to be certain we
aren't being watched too closely. Ridgeway quickly attaches a 4 foot
hollow drill shaft to the gasoline engine powered drill head. The
diamond drill was already threaded onto the shaft. I help her set the
drill head upright and held the shaft steady with heavily gloved hands
as she pulls the starter cord and the engine caught, revving up
rapidly. Ridgeway set her feet apart to get a stable base and pushes
the drill bit into the soft ground. The shaft plunges down easily. She
stops with about a foot remaining above the ground, disconnects the
drill head and adds another 4 foot section of shaft to the end sticking
out of the ground. After reattaching the drill head and restarting the
engine, she continues drilling but more carefully than before. After
another two feet, she stops, letting the engine fall back to idle
speed.
"I think we're there," she says.
"Great! Let's do this and get the hell out of here."
"I need to be careful. If, I'm right, once I penetrate the top of the
casket, there'll be a void. The whole damn drill head will drop and
probably punch the bit right through the body without getting a sample.
This has to be done nice and easy."
"Whatever," I say, feeling more exposed than before. "Do it."
She nods her head and throttles back up. In seconds, the drill head
falls a few inches but she catches it, holding the weight of the entire
drilling rig in her hands.
"We're in," she grunts.
"Hurry up!"
She gives me a strained, annoyed look. "Do you want to do this, White?"
"No, just finish it."
"What else would I do?" she groans as she re-grips the drill head then
slowly allows it to inch downward until she pauses again. "That should
be it, I think."
"That's all there is to it?"
"It's a diamond head drill and he's been dead for almost a year.
There's not going to be a hell of a lot of resistance. Once I've
punched through the bottom and gone down another foot or so, we can
pull the bit up."
"We've got what we need; why not pull it up now?"
"Because whatever is in the core may not stay there. If I put a dirt
cap on it, the sample's locked in."
"Fine, you seem to know what you're doing. Finish it and we can leave."
She accelerates the engine, continuing to drill.
"We'll have to finish the other holes after getting our samples," she
shouts over the roar.
"Why would we do that?!" I demand, exasperated at the delay.
"We used the flags so we'd have a believable story when we were
challenged. No one was going to miss the sound of this drill. If we
quit early, someone may start asking questions." Ridgeway stops the
drill, killing the engine. She disconnects the shaft and begins to pull
it out of the ground. "Get that clear plastic sample tube ready." After
the first section of the drill shaft is out of the ground, she unscrews
it from the second, setting it aside. The second section is yanked out
and she takes off the drill head with a large wrench. Grabbing the
clear plastic sample tube from my hand, she threads it onto the drill
shaft where the drill head was and then pushes a long handled plunger
into the back of the drill shaft, forcing the core of dirt out of the
shaft and into the sample tube. Once full, Ridgeway removes the tube,
caps it and hands it to me, pointing to a thin, dark layer sandwiched
between two sections of light brown dirt. "That is Terry Thompson."
"Are you certain?"
"I'd stake my reputation on it."
"We're staking our lives on it."
"Then I better be right. Take that first shaft and put it back in the
hole but don't drop it."
I reach for the discarded drill shaft. "Why?"
She begins to reassemble the drilling rig. "We want to eject the extra
dirt back into the hole, just in case someone comes looking. That hole
is only one inch in diameter. Put the dirt back, fluff up the grass a
bit and wait a couple of weeks and you'd never know we were here." She
hands me the plunger.
"You want me to do it?"
She smiles at me as she positions the drill rig in the middle of Jackie
Thompson's grave.
"You're the one who was in such a big hurry. Drop that core in the
sample bag with the rest. Label it before you do. We don't want to mix
these with the others."
Does she take me for a fool?
CHAPTER FORTY TWO
It's in the hands of the private lab now. I didn't want to wait for the
Consortium's lab to do the work. The way they treat me is abominable!
Besides, what's another hit on an impressively overspent expense
account?
We were assured that Ridgeway's samples did indeed contain biological
matter. They, along with the DNA samples I had retrieved from Mastiff's
discarded magic props, were large enough to provide sufficient material
to determine if all three were related. Unfortunately, results would
not be available for 24 hours. There is a meeting of the Board of
Directors scheduled for tomorrow in the early afternoon. If the results
confirm what I suspect, I should be able to get the information to
Stewart Hinkle in time to get added to the agenda.
As it is, we've now got time to kill, which is how we find ourselves
standing with an impressive sized crowd waiting for Lance Mastiff to
begin his lunch time show. The publicity he got from the video shot by
that news crew has certainly increased attendance. There must be close
to 800 people here. I recognize some of the regulars near his tables
but there are many new faces.
"Why are we here, White?" Ridgeway inquires.
"I want to keep an eye on Mastiff until we're ready. If we had your
people involved, he'd be under 24 hour surveillance but you and I can't
do that. We'll just have to take our chances until we can convince our
respective employers that he's a threat. At least we know where he's
going to be for the next hour or so."
"He can't do a whole hell of a lot with all these people watching him.
Damn! Think of the money he's been making doing this act five times a
week. Works five hours a week, free to do what he pleases the rest of
the time."
"The question is, what does please him? Quiet, he's starting."
I need to give him credit, he has certainly gotten better performing
the standard magic tricks over the past months. He's added little
tweaks that make them seem like his own invention. He also mixes up the
sequence so that you're never certain what happens next, always a good
way to keep the act fresh.
One thing that has definitely happened is he has reduced the number of
classic tricks and increased the number of unexplainable tricks. My
father's old comrades would be having heart attacks right now if they
could see it. Most of the crowd is impressed but it takes a true
professional to understand the absolute impossibility of what he does
with those store bought Coke cans, or the interlocking ring set. Every
time I see his act, it still amazes me.
Mastiff's approaching the end of his time but is still firing off one
trick after another, the crowd showering him with applause.
He waives them silent, then speaks. "I've been told recently by a long
term fan that my beard makes me look evil." He grins manically. "Is
that true?"
There's a chorus of boos mixed with cheers. It's impossible to know
what the crowd wants but it doesn't matter, Mastiff has already
decided.
'I know, it's ridiculous, but I promised the sweet young thing that I'd
consider working sans facial hair so I've decided today is the day."
He reaches into the pocket of his suit coat and produces a can of
shaving cream and a straight razor, which he flips open to the gasps of
the audience. It takes my breath away a little bit. The razor is
bright, shiny chrome and at least seven inches long! He holds up a
section of newspaper and quickly reduces it to ribbons with a few
flicks of his wrist. He places the razor on the table next to him,
picks up a small, white terry cloth towel, draping around the back of
his neck and over his shoulders, and then begins to lather his face.
"What is he doing?" Ridgeway mumbles.
"I have no idea, Captain. If he cuts off his beard and moustache, it's
a one shot trick until he grows it back, which will be weeks."
"Seems like the waste of a perfectly nice looking beard." she sighs.
I glance over at her. "Don't go soft on me, Captain. You know who and
what he is."
"Yeah. I know. I'm just saying."
I return my attention back to Mastiff, who has just finished wiping his
hands on the towel around his neck. He picks up the razor, bring it
close to his right cheek. He pauses, razor poised to scrape the cheek.
"Last chance!" he proclaims. The response is the same mix of cheers and
boos.
"Very well!" He releases the razor, his right hand falling to his side,
but the razor doesn't fall, it stays lightly pressed against his cheek.
After a moment, it starts to slowly slide down, scraping away the
shaving cream, leaving bare skin behind. How in God's name is he doing
this?! It isn't just simple levitation, which is impossible in its own
right because he's in the open air with nothing above him. Somehow, the
razor is actually applying pressure and is stable enough to maintain
the correct angle. After several more passes, the blade lifts from his
face and wipes the excess shaving cream off the blade onto his towel.
The razor returns to work as if controlled by an invisible hand. All
this time, Mastiff does nothing but make faces, stretching his cheeks
or raising his chin to give the razor more room to operate.
In less than three minutes, he is clean shaven, the razor closing
itself, landing softly on the table next to him as he wipes his face
clean with the towel, dropping it on top of the razor to the resounding
applause of the crowd. He bows deeply several times before raising his
hands to silence his audience.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much! I have one last bit of
magic to perform, something no one has ever done before! To accomplish
this impossible feat, I require the assistance of twelve volunteers."
Hundreds of hands instantly shoot skyward, their owners jumping and in
place shouting to be chosen, Mastiff eventually waives them quiet.
"I am clearly blessed with so many willing helpers but, as this is my
last act, I will call upon some of my loyal audience members who have
followed me from my humble beginnings." He points at Debbie Jennings.
"Debbie, will you indulge me this one last time?" She rapidly steps
forward, smiling. He also calls for her two friends, Shelby and Janice,
who quickly join her. By the time he's done, he's got ten young women
standing in a line behind him, nervously shifting from side to side.
"All right, ladies. If you would please form a circle around me and
join hands."
He leads them away from his table, toward the sidewalk, creating some
space for them to circle him, the crowd shifting as they move. Once he
has them all positioned, they each grab their neighbor's hand,
encircling him, all facing inwards. He slowly turns around, inspecting
the circle, a frown upon his face, shaking his head side to side.
"No. No. This won't do. It's not quite right, we need two more. How
about you, Ms. White and Captain Ridgeway?"
"How the fuck does he even know we're here?" Ridgeway whispers.
"It's magic, Captain. Neither of us can explain it."
We both don't move, not giving away our position while the rest of the
audience looks around, expecting to see two people moving his way.
Instead, he steps towards us, extending his hand while remaining within
his circle of women.
"Come now, Donna. For old time's sake."
"What do we do?" Ridgeway asks me.
He knows we're here so what's the harm of getting a close up view of
this new trick? I grab Ridgeway's forearm and begin to push our way
through the crowd, dragging her with me. There's some polite applause
as we get closer to the group. He parts the circle for us to enter.
"Very Good! Just what I needed! How appropriate." He takes Ridgeway
gently by her shoulders. "Let's put you over here, Captain," he says,
guiding her to a spot on the other side of the circle, where she
dutifully takes the hand of either woman besides her. Mastiff comes
back to me.
"Would you be so kind as to take this spot, Ms. White?"
I slide closer to him.
"I know who you are, Alex." I say quietly but firmly, trying to sound
brave and confident. "I know what you want and I'm going to stop you."
"All by yourself, Donna? I don't think so."
"There are a lot more people out there than just me, Alex. You're not
so powerful over here. We can stop you."
He bends his head down so that he is speaking into my left ear.
"Remember what I told First Minister Dupree when he threatened to
capture me?" he whispers
"Yes," I whisper in reply.
"What was it?"
"Come and get me."
"Exactly. I also said I'd decapitate the first man through the door."
"And the second. And the third."
"And so on. That offer still stands, Ms. White. Feel free to accept it
whenever you like. Unless you're planning on doing it right now, I'd
like you to stand over here opposite of Captain Ridgeway. You've both
got one of the best seats in the house."
Thompson steps back, a jovial, lopsided grin on his face, waiting for
me to move. I'd love to tell him to drop dead but I'm also curious as
to what he's going to do. He's likely going to do it whether or not I
play along so I might as well play along. If he was going to kill me,
he could have done it by now. I turn and join the circle.
"Wonderful!" he declares as he walks around inside the circle.
"Everyone is in place and all's right with the world. Pay attention,
folks. You're not going to see anything like this ever again. Would
someone hand me that sledge hammer?"
A hand reaches through the circle between Jennings and whoever is next
to her, holding what looks like a 20 pound sledge hammer. Thompson
takes it from them and tosses it in the air, the handle rapidly
revolving around the head. He catches it and presents it to Ridgeway
for her inspection.
"Is this a real sledgehammer, Captain Ridgeway?" he asks politely.
She releases the hands of the two women on either side of her, takes
the hammer and hefts it, then drops it on the sidewalk at her feet,
head first. We can all hear and feel the thud.
"Yes, it's real, Mr. Mastiff."
He grabs it by its handle, twirling it in the air and dipping his head
towards Ridgeway.
"Thank you for your help, Captain. You can return to the circle."
She does so, scowling at him as she goes. She doesn't like being a part
of the show any more than I do but she recognizes the advantage for at
least one of us to remain close to the action. He walks around the
circle for a moment, hammer in hand then he stops, swings it up high
over his head and brings it down, slamming into the concrete side walk
with a solid thud. He walks a few more steps and does it again, then a
third and a fourth time, each resulting in the same, solid thump,
though he does powder some of the concrete surface of the sidewalk. He
stops, standing upright, the head of the hammer resting on the ground,
handle pointing up. He wipes his brow theatrically with the back of his
left hand.
"My, this is hotter work than I thought. Excuse me."
He releases the handle but it stays upright. He whips off his black
suit coat, tossing it aside, and begins to unbutton his matching black
shirt, slowly and deliberately, one button at a time. The interest
level of almost every woman in the circle just skyrocketed. As he
leisurely works his way down the front of his shirt, his broad, muscled
chest is gradually revealed, as are impressive six pack abs. Once the
last button is undone, he casually shrugs off the shirt, dropping it on
top of the suit coat.
Returning to the hammer, he easily picks it up, twirling it again. This
time, everyone can see the progression of each act in the bulging
muscles of his arms, shoulders and back. He again repeatedly slams the
hammer into the concrete as he walks around the circle, gradually
moving towards the middle as he follows a spiral path. No one has any
idea what he's up to but it's easy to see that the young women in the
circle and those outside are enjoying the show. He stops again with
another wipe of the brow.
"This really is much more work than I anticipated. Guess I should have
practiced more. Excuse me again."
He reaches for the belt around the waist of his black trousers as he
kicks off his right then left shoes, also black. He's not wearing any
socks. This time, there is little teasing. Thompson quickly unbuckles
the belt, unzips the pants and pauses just long enough for everyone to
catch their breaths before dropping his pants to the ground, revealing
a pair of almost tight, black, silk boxer shorts. Most of the woman
gasp or sigh or both as he steps out of the pants bunched around his
ankles, bends down to pick both the pants and the shoes up, adding them
to the pile of clothes.
Once again, the sledge hammer is grabbed, twirled and smashed against
the sidewalk, Thompson picking up where he left off. You can smell the
lust in the air. There isn't a single woman who has been watching his
show who wouldn't tear those boxers off him and ravage Thompson right
here and now. I wouldn't, of course, and neither would Ridgeway,
though, looking at the barely concealed hunger in her eyes, I could be
wrong about that. Both of us know what's hidden behind those black
boxers but from the way they move, everyone has a pretty good idea that
he's packing king size or better.
He finally reaches the middle of the circle, having thoroughly gone
over the entire area. He now stands in the middle of the circle, sledge
hammer resting lightly on his right shoulder, left hand on his hip,
legs spread slightly as he slowly turns, his body glistening from the
sweat generated by the work with the hammer. His big hammer. Anybody
can see how big a hammer it is.
"I'd say that we are standing on one solid piece of concrete, wouldn't
you?" he says with a broad smile.
None of the woman say anything, they just nod their head in agreement,
unable to take their eyes off the glory that is the body of Alex
Thompson.
He approaches Debbie Jennings and extends his hand. She leans towards
him. If she wasn't supported by the women on either side of her, she'd
fall flat on her face at his feet.
"Bag please," he requests.
A hand holding a standard brown paper grocery bag penetrates the circle
next to Jennings. Thompson slides right up to her but doesn't make any
contact as he reaches for the bag. The man had to be a male stripper in
a prior life. Once he grabs the bag, he moves away, back to the center
of the circle as Jennings is pulled back to where she started. He
places the bag on the ground and pulls a large amount of black fabric
from it. Wielding it above his head, he swirls it around and around,
first in circles then a figure eight, the fabric trailing behind until
he tosses it into the air where it blossoms out and slowly parachutes
down around Thompson, his arms raised. As the fabric settles down to
the ground, it becomes clear that it is some kind of robe like a monk
might wear, all one piece with baggy sleeves and a hood. Thompson's
hands and head emerge from the openings in the robe. There's some
polite applause for how he handled the robe. He bows slightly.
"Thank you but you ain't seen nothing yet."
The robe reaches all the way to the ground, in fact a little longer
than that so the edge of the cloth drags behind him as he walks back to
the paper bag. He squats down, packing his other clothes in the now
empty bag, then taking the bag and the hammer and setting them in front
of me.
"What are you up to?" I demand.
"Watch," is all he says, returning to the center of the circle.
He slowly turns in place one time, a full 360 degrees, then slaps his
forehead with his right hand, smiling.
"I almost forgot."
The hands disappear back inside the robe for a moment then reappear,
the right one holding his black boxers. More gasps and sighs from the
crowd. He flips them towards me. The two women on either side of me try
to reach out and grab them but neither lets go of my hands so it looks
as if I am the one dragging their hands forward instead of it being the
other way around. The boxers fly directly into the mouth of the paper
bag at my feet and Thompson gives me a salacious wink. The crowd laughs
as I blush in embarrassment. Even Ridgeway laughs. Thompson returns to
his place in the middle of the circle.
"Remember this!" he declares loudly so that everyone can hear him. "I
stand on a solid concrete sidewalk! I am surrounded by twelve lovely
assistants who are holding hands, who are surrounded on all sides by
you, the audience! There is nothing above me but the open sky! I cannot
possibly escape unnoticed! I tell you now ... that this is my last show
and you will NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!"
There are hundreds of screams of anguish as the robe falls into a heap
where Thompson once stood. I am so stunned that it takes me several
seconds to gather my wits. Apparently, the others were equally stunned
because the twelve members of the ring all charge towards the middle at
once, reaching and grabbing at the robe as one. There is a momentary
tussle before Ridgeway tears it from everyone's hands, revealing a
dozen roses laying on the sidewalk with a note attached. Jennings is
closest to the note, she bends down and picks it up with trembling
hands. The crowd falls silent as she opens it.
"To my twelve lovely assistants," she reads. "Please take one rose
apiece as a token of my deep appreciation and respect. With love. Lance
Mastiff." She is crying by the time she reaches the end of the note.
Her friend Shelby was holding her shaking shoulders as her other friend
carefully picks up the roses and begins handing them out to the twelve
members of the circle. When she comes to me, I hesitate.
"Take it," says Ridgeway, already holding her rose. "We may be able to
find out something from them."
I accept the rose but hand it to Ridgeway. "Hold this. I want to check
something." I hurry over to where Thompson left the sledge hammer and
pick it up. Damn! It's heavier than it looks. For Thompson to have
tossed it around so lightly ... I struggle back through the departing
crowd and drop the hammer on the sidewalk were Thompson stood. The same
solid thud as before. I try several other spots before tiring of
lifting the hammer. I stop, breathing heavily. Ridgeway gives me back
my rose.
"Pretty slick on his part," she says. "All that stuff with the hammer.
He wanted to make sure no one could say there was a trap door or
anything."
"There has to be some kind of ..."
"There isn't, White. He had all the bases covered. We both know exactly
what it was. Magic, pure and simple."
"Well, at least we know he's Alex Thompson."
"What'd he tell you before he tossed you his undies?"
"Shut up! He told me what he said in my office on the other side. Word
for word."
"Maybe Thompson told him that."
"Just like the magic, we both know that Mastiff is Thompson. The DNA
tests will just confirm it. We need to start getting ready right now..."
Suddenly, I see an older lady picking up Thompson's magic equipment and
packing it away.
"YOU!" I shout. "Hold it right there!"
She ignores me so both Ridgeway and I run over to where she is.
"Who are you and what are you doing?!" I demand.
She stops, giving us a steady, confident look.
"Who I am and what I'm doing is my business and none of yours." She
jerks her head to the left. "Move along" she adds, returning to packing
Thompson's equipment
"My business is what I make my business. Where has Alex Thompson gone?"
She doesn't look up, just keeps on working but she does respond.
"Not that it matters but I don't know that name."
"He's the man who owns all this equipment. And I want it. All of it."
"The man who owns this equipment is Lance Mastiff, my tenant."
"So where is Lance Mastiff?"
"No idea. He asked me to put his property in storage until his return
as a favor. He was a good tenant so I agreed. Now, if you're done with
your intrusive questions, I'll finish here and be on my way."
"Not so fast," says Ridgeway. "How do we know you're telling the
truth?"
"By what authority do you question me? I don't answer to you."
"Well maybe we'll take all this stuff," I say.
She bristles at my threat. "You have no right!"
I lean forward. Both Ridgeway and I are younger and taller. We'd have
no trouble just grabbing Thompson's paraphernalia and leaving with it.
She might succumb to a little intimidation. Ridgeway and I are standing
next to each other just a few feet away from the old woman.
"You couldn't stop us from taking all this and the police wouldn't help
you because it's not yours. If you don't want trouble, just walk away.
Now!"
I'm preparing to raise my arm and grab her when a very heavy hand lands
on my left shoulder. I look back. And up. A tall, blonde woman is
standing behind and between Ridgeway and I, her hands gripping both of
our shoulders in an increasingly painful way.
"Is there trouble, Mistress LaRouche?" she asks.
"Not now," the old woman answers.
The tall woman is blonde and at least 6 foot 3. I glance down and see
she's wearing flat soled running shoes, so she's a legit 6 foot 3. Her
grip on my shoulder is beginning to cut off the blood flow into my arm.
I try to twist away but she keeps hold, dragging me back. Ridgeway
tries the same move but is more aggressive but she fares no better than
I do.
"Release them, Johanna," the old woman commands.
She lets go of my shoulder with a slight forward shove. I get my
balance and spin around to confront her. She's tall, broad in the
shoulders and chest, looks to be in fantastic shape and holds the
sledge hammer in one hand, twirling it like a baton twirler. She
crosses between Ridgeway and me, dropping the hammer into a large,
partially full, duffle bag, which she closes, locks and casually hefts
onto her left shoulder, like it weighs practically nothing. The old
woman finishes packing up and folds the tables. The blonde giant takes
a table in each hand, The old lady turns to address us.
"My friend and I are done here. I strongly suggest that you not bother
us because my friend is somewhat protective of me."
With that, they turn and march off into Central Park, leaving us
standing alone where, but a few minutes ago, was filled to capacity and
beyond.
"Nice try, White," says Ridgeway.
"You could have taken her."
"Like hell! Did you see how she handled that hammer? She could have
smashed our heads like ripe pumpkins. Besides, don't we already know
where Mastiff was staying? If we need that stuff, we can send a team.
Maybe two."
"Maybe three. Right now, we need to get organized. Thompson has
disappeared but you can be damn sure he isn't gone. He didn?t go to all
this trouble to simply cut and run. He?ll be back and we need to be
ready.?
?Ready for what, exactly??
?How the hell should I know??
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
That last trick damn nearly killed me.
As time went on, my magic act also became a balancing act. The more I
did real magic tricks, the more magic power it took to do those tricks,
weakening me. But those were the tricks that made believers out of non-
believers, which made me stronger. It was always a question when I
started to perform whether or not there was going to be enough magic
available to finish that day.
At the end of each show, I was tired and tapped out but I was doing so
much more than I was when I started. This time, though, I really pushed
the envelope. Making the sidewalk beneath me disappear was tough enough
after a complete show but then dropping naked into the sewer was taking
a big risk. It?s still summer so there was little water in there but
that kind of drop could still kill a man, particularly if I slipped up
and let the concrete return before I was completely clear of the hole
Now it?s just a matter of following the marks I left behind when
scouting this section and find the manhole where Johnathyn is waiting
with a change of clothes.
I can feel the increase in the level of belief already as I begin to
recharge. I just hope it?s enough to do the job. Posting the video of
today?s performance on YouTube should help some. We?ll know by the end
of tomorrow if it?s all been worthwhile.
CHAPTER FORTY THREE
I am certain this is where we are to meet Alexia but he has not arrived
yet. This world is full of wonders but also full of confusion. I cannot
think of Alex as anything but Alexia but he is clearly a man named Alex
in this world. I have to force myself to say ?he? instead of ?she.? It
is the same with Leeanna.
It is the exact opposite for myself. Despite what I see in the mirror
every day or my reflection in the large sheets of glass that are found
wherever you look in this world, I cannot bring myself to think of
myself as a woman. I am just temporarily not a man. That is the best
that I can do. I have no idea how Alexia was able to do what she did
when she came to my world. Every second here is an irritation to me,
one that could eventually drive me mad except that I know it is just
temporary. I can tolerate most anything as long as I know it will
eventually come to an end. My mother always said that if I had been
born a girl, she would have had to name me Patience.
Certainly not Johanna. How Pegues creates these names is beyond me. I
can?t even answer to that name; it is so foreign to me. Yet Pegues
seems to easily slip back and forth. Miran to Mirantha and back to
Miran, as simple and easy as a change of clothes.
Clothes! I quickly reach down and touch the bag that holds Alexia?s
change of clothes, assuring myself that it is still here and that we
are ready for her when he arrives. There I go again! By Zaphod?s great
staff, this is madness!
Leeanna still seems mostly unaffected, though she too is confused at
times. Calling a man ?Mother? and a woman ?Father? can do that to you.
No matter what trouble awaits us, I will feel much better when we all
return home.
The prospect of Alexia coming home to be my wife fills me with as much
joy as remaining here and Alex being my husband fills me with dread. I
know it is unfair of me, I can see the desire in Alex?s eyes but I
simply do not share it, even though I know that they are one and the
same person and that to love Alexia is to love Alex but I cannot make
that leap. That Alex does not push me only makes me love her more, yet
I cannot bring myself to show him this affection.
As I said. Madness. Absolute madness.
Mistress LaRouche is sitting with me on the bench near what they call a
manhole. She glances at her watch, trying not to make a show of it as
to not worry me. She need not bother because I am past ?worried? and
have moved on to ?concerned.?
?How late is he?? I ask.
?Not very,? she lied. ?Not much more than ? twenty decicycles is it? I
know you explained all about that but I still haven?t grasped the
actual conversion factor. Don?t worry, he?ll be here soon.?
I lie also. ?I?m not worried.?
?Let?s talk about something else. I was glad to have you with me today
at the end of the show.?
?It was my pleasure. You would have had a difficult time carrying all
those things here by yourself.?
?No, Johnathyn. I was referring to the trouble caused by those two
women, Ridgeway and White. Without your help, they may have tried to
take everything.?
?You are a witch, Mistress. I am certain you could have dealt with them
yourself.?
?You overestimate what a witch in this world can accomplish. If there
was to be a fight, I?d prefer to have someone with a big stick on my
side.?
?I had no stick, Mistress.?
?You had that sledge hammer.?
?That weighed barely one stone. On my world, I could wield a hammer
weighing almost three stone. I curse my weakness daily.?
She laughs. ?Well, I was glad that you had my back.?
?Happy to do what I can, Mistress. I am confused on one point. Do you
not feel more powerful in Alexia?s presence? On our world, the more
witches that gathered together, the more magic power there was to
share. If Alexia was among them, all the other witches could certainly
tell the difference.?
She ponders my question for a moment.
?I had never thought about it before. You need to remember that the
power Alexia had in your world is not the power Alex has in this world
but, now that you mention it, lately, I have been feeling better, more
energized. That could be why. My customers are reporting better results
with my potions. I assumed it was me but it could also be Alex. That?s
unfortunate. I?d hate to lose that when he leaves.?
?Perhaps you and some other witches could join forces and exploit what
he has already accomplished. Build upon it.?
?That is an excellent idea, Johnathyn! I don?t know why I hadn?t
thought about that myself!?
?He?s always given me great advice,? says Alex, faintly.
We both jump up, moving quickly to the manhole.
?Is that you, Alexia?? I shout.
?No, it?s a giant talking rat. Yes it?s me. Help me lift this thing up
and give me my clothes.?
Mistress LaRouche returns to the bench for the bag holding Alex?s
clothes while I kneel down and work my fingers into the small holes of
the thick metal lid. With Alex pushing up from below and me lifting
from above, we soon have the lid shoved aside. When I look down the
hole, I see that he?s climbed up using some iron rungs imbedded in the
smooth stone that lines the hole. He looks up at me, smiling brightly
and winks.
?Sorry I?m late. Miss me??
?Do you mean was I worried? Yes, we both were. Why were you detained??
?I was barefoot. There are a lot of things in a sewer you don?t want to
step on without something on your feet.?
?Doing this unclothed was your idea. I would think that you should have
thought about that problem.?
?I told you, for the bit to work, I needed to be wearing the robe. I
had to have something cover up the fact that I was dropping down
through the sidewalk. If I were wearing my clothes, I didn?t need the
robe. Besides, without the clothes, there wasn?t anything to snag on
the edge of the sidewalk when I dropped.?
?I did not like the way those women were looking at you.?
?Aaawww, jealous. That?s cute. Just hand me my bag and we can discuss
this later.?
Just then, Mistress LaRouche returns with the bag. She kneels down
opposite me and extends the hand that holds the bag down into the hole.
?Here you go, Alex.?
He takes the bag from her hand. ?Thank?s Janet. I?ll change and be with
you in a jiff.? He places the handles of the bag in his mouth and
climbs back down the side of the hole about 3 decileagues before
reaching the ground. Removing the bag from his teeth, he bends down to
remove something from the bag. As he stands up, I see that it is an
undergarment. Alex steps forward so that he is standing in a shaft of
light so that he can see what he is doing. As can I. As can Mistress
LaRouche.
?OH MY!? she gasps, looking briefly away but then returns her gaze to
the shaft. After Alex pulls the under garment up his legs and around
his waist, she turns her head and looks at me.
?Did you know that Alex had ??
?Yes, I am aware.?
?Have you and he ??
?Not since I came to this world.?
?So, since you became a woman, you and he haven?t??
?No, we have not.?
?Not once??
?No.?
?And you?re married. To each other, I mean.?
?Yes, we are married.?
?Not even once since you got here??
?No. Not even once.?
She looks back down the hole to see the shaft. ?You should, Dear. You
really should.?
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
I can hear Johnathyn and Janet LaRouche talking at the top of the
manhole but I can?t hear exactly what they are saying. Guess it doesn?t
matter. If there was a problem of some kind, one of them would let me
know.
The clothes are a little touristy for my taste but that?s the purpose.
Add a hat and some sun glasses and I should be able to be unrecognized
until we start tomorrow. After I finish buttoning my shirt, I grab the
first rung of the steps.
?Coming up!? I shout and quickly climb the ten feet or so to the top.
When I get there, I hold out my hand to Johnathyn. ?A little help??
He reaches out, takes my hand and easily pulls me out of the manhole.
Together, we get the cover back in place in seconds and all three of us
pick up my magic stuff and hurry away. We aren?t headed back to the
apartment though. If someone is looking for me, that?s the first place
they?d go. Were spending the rest of today and tomorrow morning at the
rooms that Pegues originally rented when they crossed over weeks ago.
It?ll be take out instead of home cooking but we?ll be safer.
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
Ridgeway said she would do what she could to raise the alarm at the
Winthrop group about Alex Thompson but she is as limited as I am.
Neither of us are in the good graces of our employers. For the same
reason--we failed to put down the revolution over there. Now, we may
have proof that the revolution has crossed over to our world and no one
wants to believe us.
I?ve put together a fairly impressive collection of videos from YouTube
of Thompson?s act, including some from today?s finale. Unfortunately,
nothing from today managed to catch our conversation. They show us
talking but you can?t hear what we?re saying. All I can hope is that
these videos along with DNA proof will convince Lawson that something
must be done about him right now.
The next question is what should be done. Upper management hates it
when you simply bring them problems. They want solutions, preferably
ones they can adopt and take credit for if they work or can hide from
if they fail. Here, there are too many unknowns. Is Thompson working
alone? If not, who are his people, how many are there, where are they?
Clearly, simply killing Thompson is not enough. We have to capture him,
question him. He knows things that could cause the company all kinds of
problems but he may not have proof. If he does have proof, he?s smart
enough to have taken precautions, maybe that landlord of his or that
giant friend of hers.
This is simply too much for Ridgeway and me to handle by ourselves. If
we can?t get some help from the Winthrop Group, we could lose this one.
* * * *** * * * *** * * *
?Ridgeway, you know we don?t take a dump around here without an order
in triplicate. If you don?t have orders from the top, I can?t help
you.?
Bureaucracy is bureaucracy wherever you go.
?Look, Bates. I?m not telling you to actually do anything. What I?m
suggesting is that you get ready to do something.?
?And why would I do that, Ridgeway??
?Because I?ve got inside information that the Consortium is going to
make an emergency request for an Action Team. The man who activates
that team quickly will look like a hero to upper management, wouldn?t
you think??
Bates gives me an extremely suspicious look. ?Exactly what are you
suggesting??
?Naturally, the obvious. Put an assault squad on alert, same with a
communication unit.?
?Really? Is that all? Maybe I should call the National Guard too??
What a dick. ?It?s no big deal, Bates. You?re the man in charge of
training, aren?t you? You do shit like that all the time and call it a
readiness drill.? I hated those damn things. They could ruin a
perfectly good weekend. ?You also assign a surveillance squad to follow
some random civilian for a couple of days to keep the skill set sharp.
Instead of a random civilian, what if I suggest a name??
?Who?s paying for all this??
?It?s already in your training budget. It?s just a matter of timing.
You ?just happen? to have the correct people on alert when the
Consortium ?just happens? to need them. You look like a genius.?
?And if I don?t get the call from the Consortium??
?Then it?s just your normal, unannounced, readiness drill. The troops
hate ?em but they know they?re coming.?
?What about this guy you want followed? How do I sell that one??
?Like I said, training. You always pair up some newbies with vets and
send them out to teach surveillance techniques. Nothing new.?
?Level with me, Ridgeway. Why this guy? Who is he??
I wanted to put this off as long as possible but if I put him off,
Bates is going to be more suspicious than he already is.
?Lance Mastiff.?
?The magic guy? I?ve seen some of those videos floating around here.
Those tricks with the Coke cans? Crazy shit man.?
?You seen the one from today??
?Naw, haven?t checked my email yet.?
?He?s disappeared.?
?Didn?t show up for his performance??
?Oh he showed up. Then he disappeared.?
Bates looked confused. ?You mean he got inside a box of some kind, they
turned around a couple of times, and when they opened the box he was
gone??
?No, he took off his clothes, threw on a robe and he disappeared,
leaving an empty robe. And no, there was no trap door, no manhole in
the sidewalk and he was surrounded by people so he didn?t sneak off.?
?That?s impossible!?
?Bates ? did you ever ? you know, cross over??
?Me? No. I would have though. And yes, I know that means I?d become a
chick, but come on! It?s another god damn universe! Who wouldn?t want
to see it??
?Well, if you had, you wouldn?t say it was impossible. I saw shit like
that all the time.?
?Hold on. Are you saying this Mastiff guy is from over there??
I could try to tell Bates the entire story but I don?t have the time
and I don?t need to. ?Yeah, that?s what it looks like.?
?One of them, over here? My God!?
?Exactly.?
?How?d those idiots let that happen?!?
?Who knows? The main thing is we?ve got to find him and put him in the
bag until we?ve wrung him dry. But to do that we?ve got to find him.?
?Look, Ridgeway. There?s only so much I can do without orders. I can
give you four guys to search for Mastiff and I can put the rest of the
Action Team on standby but the Consortium?s gonna have to make that
call and agree to pay the freight. Winthrop Group ain?t a charity.?
?That?s all I?m suggesting, Bates.?
?Hope it?s enough.?
?Me too.?
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We got Leeanna her McRibs. I have a couple of Big Macs and fries.
Johnathyn decides on chicken sandwiches while Pegues passed. Claims she
isn?t hungry. It?s probably nerves. I know I?m nervous. The last time
we went to war, there were more of us and I was much stronger. The
enemy was stro