Chapter 83
The ball flew through the air cleanly from way out there in three point
land.
"Holy shit," Faye said.
"Damn. Big Daddy Kane in the house or what?" A nameless skin player
gave Faye a hi five. "That's like what. Twelve points... somethin'
ridiculous? What is it, Brickhaus?"
Brickhaus, a large barrel-chested dude with shiny hair and an Ed Hardy
shirt looked at the game as a whole.
"Yeah. He's at twelve. Score's 68-61 skins. That's game. Dude, where
the fuck did you come from? Wait... you're the bakery guy, right?"
"Shit dude. My wife got some of those cupcakes for my birthday last
week. Fucking awesome, and that blonde that works there?" He whistled.
"And that video? Her and the other girl. Fuck, man. I hope you're
hittin' that..."
Faye suddenly took some offense. Yeah, it was the guys and shit, but...
Being a girl gave a different perspective...
"I'd plow that till next July. I mean that ass..."
She's not a that, fuckface. That feeling, the one that made her want to
stab things? It was still there, just in a slightly different format.
Faye got his shirt on and moved toward Brickhaus.
"Dude, c'mon. I mean... you are hittin' that, right?"
Faye let the fist fly, it was the only to get rid of that stabby
feeling. It caught Brickhaus squarely on the jaw. The two teams came
and quickly separated the two.
"Her fucking name is Bobbie, asshole. Gotta remind me of that fucking
video..." Faye strained against guys he didn't even really know, all
holding them back from doing something stupid.
After a few more seconds of struggle, Brickhaus slowed. Still gasping
for breath.
"Shit, Kane... I'm.. I'm sorry man, I didn't think it was..." He extended
his hand.
"Yeah. It's a bit of a sticking point..."
"It's complicated."
Brickhaus laughed. "Isn't everything with them?" Faye took the offered
hand and shook.
You have no idea.
A few minutes of makeup bragging later. Damn, dudes are weird.
And an exchange of gamertags. Poor bastards have no idea what's about
to happen to them.
Faye took his sweaty ass back towards the EVO. The messages from Kim
popped up.
"Son of a bitch."
"Yeah, Brickhaus." Faye donned his sunglasses and started the car.
"They do make everything complicated."
***
Zoe stared at her handiwork. The large, red anarchy symbol had some
other colors in there, giving an amazing sense of depth. The shading
and undertones making the circumscribed Z pop inward with its deeply
hued metallic blue. She'd never done one this big, people knew that
symbol when they saw it.
It would be talked about for years, the way that symbol just appeared
one day. She thought about whether or not it would still be there when
hoverboards took over.
Anarchy and Zoe Keebler, two great tastes that taste great...
"I think that's gonna stand the test of time. I guess it took longer
than I thought. How's yours comi..." Zoe turned around as she pulled out
an earbud. She could hear Faye doing something she had never heard
before.
Singing.
Benson, Arizona blew warm wind through your hair
My body flies the galaxies, my heart longs to be there
Benson, Arizona. The same stars in the sky.
But they seem so much kinder when we watch them, you and I.
"What do you..." Zoe stopped dead, jaw hitting the ground.
"Faye!" There was almost as much shock as laughter as Zoe looked at
Timmi's creation.
Timmi had used the red and white spray paints to create a splotchy
pink. Semi rounded edges gave the bright fuchsia letters a puffy feel.
From where Zoe stood, she could make it out.
"Damn. That is epic. Good idea not using your name," Zoe broke into a
laugh.
"Who's Timmi?"
***
Faye drove by the school after the worried text from someone called
'Kimster Dragstrip'. She laughed as she thought about how much Kim
seems to embracing this whole thing.
Just like I did.
She saw Rach's SUV there, as well as Heather's sedan. Zoe's SUV wasn't
there. Damn, Timmi. Making the rounds or what?
Sitting at the stop sign, Faye pulled out the phone and shot Zoe a
text.
Hey, it's Tim. Want some banana bread?
***
Zoe was helping Timmi finish her monstrous tag, dotting the 'I's with
circles of pink with blue shot through it. By the time they were done,
the letters appeared to be lollipops.
God, Timmi thought. Now I want a lollipop.
Pink lemonade.
"We've gotta get pictures of these," Zoe had her phone out and saw the
message from 'Tim'. "Hell yeah, I want some banana bread," she said
suddenly. She tapped out the message to tell her that she and Faye
would be at her house and they would be there soon.
Pictures were taken of Zoe's symbol of rebellion, and Timmi carefully
climbed the steps to the top of the ramp where she used her phone to
snap a picture of the large 'Timmi" that now covered the low, curving
of the floor. Hanging perilously by a bar, she managed to get a
cleavage-laden shot with the name in the background. Levering herself
back up, then climbing back down the stairs, she sent the picture to
Faye.
That picture is just rad apples. There was a self satisfied smile as
the text went through.
***
Faye was looking at two incoming texts. One from Timmi, and one from
Zoe.
Timmi was first. The picture was hard to place at first, but the
surface she posed... by? How the hell did she get that picture?
The identity of the background location made itself known. Pieces
started falling into place, Faye completed the puzzle after reading
Zoe's text; a picture of Zoe's tag captioned with I. AM. IMMORTAL!!!
***
Bobbie was in the last class of the day when the text came in from Kim.
Timmi was fine, she was with Zoe.
But, after what had happened with Rach? That wasn't necessarily a good
thing. Luckily, Zoe was one of the only people to fight off the charms
of a Thrall. Bobbie didn't have too much of a reason to be worried.
Or did she?
***
Faye stopped at the bakery to shower and grab the promised banana
bread. The place was empty of people. The computer off and the curious
sight of shopping bags littered across the couch. Myka, welcome back.
There was a warmth and... well, a fuzziness. And having Heather's mom
hanging out with her had the added bonus of making sure that 'Tim'
didn't have a nosy mother for a few days.
Thinking that grabbing Kim and Bobbie straight away after school would
probably be a good idea. At least she knew where they would be.
Like mother, like daughter.
After showering, Faye looked in the mirror. This whole Timmi thing was
as confusing as being unable to cross police tape.
Always be Batman.
The facial itching was starting to get to him. He looked in the cabinet
and pulled out the disposable razor and the tube of Tim's shave lotion.
Please, let me remember how to do this.
In the end, Faye opted to leave the upper lip alone. Tempting fate now
just seemed like a bad thing.
"The game is won in the fourth quarter, right Brickhaus?"
***
Bobbie and Kim were waiting for the EVO just outside of the grounds.
Kim was smoking a cigarette, holding the long holder trying her level
best to look aloof from behind the shades.
"Just gonna keep it up with the clothes?"
"Well, yeah. I mean both you and Heather think I should model. And
besides..."
"I look good."
Faye laughed.
"What's with that on your lip?" Bobbie asked, starting to laugh.
"Were you shaving and you missed?" Kim broke into laughter as well.
"Timmi likes the stubble. Gonna put up as many road blocks as I can."
Bobbie facepalmed and just hoped beyond hope that everything would be
just fine when they reached Zoe.
"Don't eat the banana bread back there."
"That's for Zoe."
"Yes, sir," Kim said with a salute.
Chapter 84
Zoe was plucking at the bass while Timmi was reading over the 7 Things
You Can Do In Bed That Will Drive Him Crazy.
"Comedy research?" Zoe asked before plucking a string.
"Hmmm?" Timmi asked, looking up.
"So, Playboy huh? Congrats."
"Yeah," Timmi perked up, finally able to have a discussion. "I can't
wait till it comes out. Everyone will stare."
Zoe harrumphed. "They stare now," Timmi giggled in response.
Timmi was confused by Zoe's ribbons, they were all over the place.
...yet in rigidly organized patterns.
"Man, we haven't hung out enough lately. How is everything? Haven't
seen much of you since... well, Spring Break," Zoe plucked another
string. "Besides decking Stacy, that is."
"She's always mean and stuff. Keeps calling us Burnout and Cupcake.
That's not nice at all," Timmi folded her arms.
"You said it, Faye." Zoe turned one of the tuning pegs.
***
Wow, Zoe was so cool. Nothing bothered her. The look on her face when I
put my name down all big and stuff. Timmi giggled. It was hard to
decide what was cooler; Zoe, or the stuff she had been reading. Can't
wait to try it out on Faye. That picture thingy she did at the ramp was
pretty cool...
Timmi just felt it needed a prettier name than Dark Star. And could
there be a prettier name than mine?
Don't think so.
Zoe was thinking about what the future held.
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Bet your ass I will.
"Been thinking a lot," Zoe smiled distantly. "I grew up in this house.
Funny the things you remember. Christmases, parties, sleepovers. Never
thought I'd be this.."
"Cool?" Timmi offered.
Zoe laughed. "Gotta agree with you there."
Timmi got up and walked over to Zoe and leaned over her guitar.
"Again, Faye," Zoe held up her arms. "I even covered my elbows this
time."
Timmi wrinkled her nose and looked at the crazy geometries that floated
through her.
Like someone put Baby in a corner. Timmi wondered what would if she
kissed Zoe. Rach was really fun, and Faye said she was herself again in
the morning.
I bet she's more fun than Rach.
Zoe's smile turned to a look of surprise as Timmi brought her face
close to the other girl's, locking lips and probing tongues pressed and
nestled against each other. Timmi couldn't help herself.
I wanna see this time.
Timmi continued kissing as she watched Zoe's hair change. First the
deep color of cappuccino, then latte, then caf? au lait.
Before finally settling on White Chocolate Mocha of an indeterminate
length.
Hmmm. Coffee sounds good.
Zoe's skin smoothed out and evened, Timmi could feel the guitar press
against her own breasts as Zoe's inflated...
***
Why is Faye kissing me agai...
Thought became more difficult, as if an entire party's supply of drugs
and alcohol were distilled into a single kiss.
Wow, Faye's a really good kisser. Zoe started to giggle, even though
she for the life of her couldn't figure out what was funny. As her head
began to swim, Zoe thought of how much things have changed in the time
she spent at that house...
Memories cascaded and crystallized in an instant... Five years ago was
like yesterday...
"Come ON, Zoe," Stacy said, dragging a brush through her hair. "It'll
be fun. This is Ashley Johnson's party. Everyone who's anyone will be
there."
Zoe couldn't figure out why Stacy was being so insistent, it was just a
party. Ever since Stacy started eighth grade and Zoe started the
seventh, there had a been a slight shift in their relationship. Where
they used to ride bikes and get into scrapes with the other
neighborhood girls, lately Stacy had been spending a lot more time in
the bathroom and writing the same name in her notebook over and over.
She had made friends with Ashley in PE and to be invited was just so
very. "Knowing her and being in with her friends means you're popular.
Don't you wanna be popular? The boys will all line up..."
"But you can just wait for the jocks," Stacy giggled.
Zoe looked up from her notebook. "Meh," she shrugged.
"But I have a plus one. I got it for you," Stacy pleaded, "You can't
say no."
"Why not?"
Stacy rolled her eyes. "Because. What'll happen if I show up without
you?"
"Then I won't be there?"
"Christ, Zoe. Think about someone else for once," Stacy's face was
starting to appear stricken.
Zoe shrugged. "Sounds boring," It was boring, especially since Stacy
had explained to her that reading about sex was written sex...
While talking about it was oral sex.
"Just a bunch of kids standing around having oral sex," Zoe's
dismissive hand wave told Stacy that that was all there was to say on
the subject.
"I'm thinking of you. This will make the next four years so much
easier..." Stacy thought for a second, "Five for you."
"Easier? Waving pom poms around and watching a bunch of beefed up
idiots chasing each other over a ball?"
Stacy was undeterred, stress creeping into her voice. "And getting into
better colleges, and finding better boyfriends, and..."
"THAT'S your dream? Barbie clone?" Zoe finally looked up from her
notebook.
"Fuck that," Zoe whispered harshly. "Why go to a party with a bunch of
people I don't want to hang around?"
"Fine, whatever. But, when I'm head cheerleader..."
"Don't come crying to me about how you wanna be popular. Remember that
I tried."
"I don't care about being popular," Zoe said. Stacy left after letting
out an agonizing groan.
"I just don't wanna lose my sister," Zoe whispered. As time wore on,
Zoe and Stacy wound up in very different places from where they
started. Before long, it was Zoe doing things just to annoy Stacy and
vice versa.
Sometimes, and even though she would religiously have a dismissive
comment about it every time it came up... The truth was always there
buried beneath enough layers to hide a civilization from some bygone
and undiscovered era.
Zoe still missed her sister.
***
Images of a train going off the tracks tumbled through Zoe's mind, she
felt feverish for a second, her hands feeling like underinflated
balloons. The weird stretchy feeling spread through her whole body
before settling in vibrating rings around her hips and chest.
How odd, and... Zoe giggled. Fuzzy... teehee. The fabric of the Ramones
shirt rose and stretched, sending tingles of pleasure down to where her
hips ballooned out slightly, giving a pleasing lift to the back of her
yoga pants. The lights in the room seemed to brightened as the blue
shimmered to a stop. The strands of hair in her face grew lighter and
downward, the tingling continued over her scalp as the giggling began
and didn't stop until she was out of breath. Zoe felt the smooth skin;
softer now, Even and perfect.
***
Timmi watched as the shimmery changes settled, leaving Zoe in a
disheveled state. Looking for all the world like she just rolled out of
bed. The names of Johnny and Dee Dee distorted and partially
disappeared in a new, bustier way. Zoe's hips flared out from a narrow
waist, curving into tight, bulbous protrusions that filled out the
baggy jeans that tapered down to shapely legs that could only be
classified as gams.
Zoe looked at Timmi, her eyes now sparkling with the same blue
innocence as the other girl. "Faye, what happened? I'm all blonde like
you! And I'm all..." Zoe put her hands on the new curves. She seemed to
be lost in them, her eyes becoming heavy lidded at the overload of new
sensations.
"...Sexy."
Timmi bit her lip, trying to suppress a smile. She knew from her
experience with Rach that she needed to break this to Zoe the right
way. "It's only for a little while, don't freak out, okay? It's just
something I can do now, same way I'm a girl when I'm supposed to be a
boy!" The giggle finally leaked out.
Zoe furrowed her brow. She was trying to think, but it was so hard now.
Her thoughts were re-routed through new synaptic pathways that didn't
want to focus on more than one thought at a time. "I look like a total
bimbo now though..." Her plumper lips pouted.
"Isn't it cool?" Timmi squealed. "Rach didn't like it," Suddenly there
were two pouts in the room. "But trust me it's totes fun if you just
relax and enjoy it!"
Zoe stared at her, those same synapses firing off just enough to make
her realize that...maybe that this isn't such a bad thing? Maybe now
she and Stacy could have some common ground...Stacy.
What kind of fun are you gonna be? Timmi thought. Are we gonna dance?
Or are we gonna...
***
Zoe abruptly tittered and giggled for a second before her eyes lit up,
as if she suddenly remembered something. She darted upstairs. Timmi
cocked her head and wondered what could possibly be going on.
Zoe, still thinking of her sister wondered about the last thing she had
done for Stacy. The hallway flew by in a trail of blonde hair and the
names of The Ramones barreling down on anything unlucky enough to be in
the way like the slugs from a .45.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
CRASH!
A loud splintery sound emanated from the unknown upstairs.
"OOOOOOH!" Zoe's high pitched voice was birdlike, shrill.
Timmi broke into a run up the carpeted stairs.
What could she be doing up there?
***
Zoe stood in Stacy's room. There were pictures of days gone by on her
large mirror. Pictures all the way back to that party.
Stacy with Ashley, holding a trophy. Eating ice cream with the rest of
the squad. Pictures full of smiles. Zoe looked at them wistfully. The
bed and walls were much like they used to be, where Zoe had painted the
walls and her furniture years ago. There were articles of clothing
scattered all over the floor and on the bed. A small wooden block sat
up near the base of the mirror.
The block had brown lines burned into it. A Z and an S meeting up. Zoe
smiled, remembering making it in her woodshop class.
"What's all the noise?" Timmi said, walking past the broken door jamb
and looking at the room like it was an alien landscape.
"She kept it!" Zoe beamed, grabbing up the small block and holding it
high.
"Huh?" Timmi asked.
Zoe sat on the bed, looking at the piece of wood and running her
fingers over the letters. "We used to hang out all the time. Then one
day..."
"We didn't."
Zoe looked at the clothes that were scattered over the floor. "She
always was a mess." Zoe looked up towards the mirror.
"God, I'm a mess." Zoe felt the unfamiliar new feature's flawlessness.
Missing something.
Timmi looked at Zoe. "That is something we can fix..."
***
Faye blew past the red light with the aplomb of the most veteran of
rulebreakers.
"Faye!" Bobbie yelled.
"Hey, I'm driving here," Faye kept the pedal down.
"Guys," Kim said, removing her sunglasses and checking one of the
victory rolls for tightness. "Whatever's gonna happen will have already
happened when we get there. Just chill."
"I mean. The cold never bothered me anyway."
"Shut up, Kimster," Bobbie said, wanting to smile, but unable to.
Faye played it safe, deciding Kim was right.
***
Timmi made a mental note to pick up some more hairspray. Too important
to run out of.
"Are you almost done? I can't sit here like this."
"Yes," Timmi groaned. "Just trust me. This is fun so far, right?"
Zoe giggled. It was, this strange feeling had the buzz of a party
without all the people. It was like the party was in her head; the
music was too loud, and conversation was difficult.
"I'm glad I read that whole magazine. Rach likes all the pink stuff.
But you're different."
"Stacy likes the pink stuff, too."
The black and purple skirt they found in Stacy's room fit. At some
point, Zoe had gotten a hold of some scissors and chopped off three
inches from the bottom of her Ramones shirt, exposing her enamel skin
and bellybutton.
"Yeah, but it's not you," Bobbie said, grabbing the comb and starting
to work. The thin legs rose into the purple hem of the skirt, the back
jutting out suggestively. Timmi was impressed at the impromptu surgery
on the shirt.
"Stacy always did fun stuff. I did too, but her fun seemed like it was
more fun sometimes," Zoe turned to Timmi. "Y'know?"
"Yeah. I wish I got to be a girl the first time."
"This one time," Zoe began. "We went to Jennifer Soames slumber party,
and we drew on Mandy Nelson's face..."
Timmi looked at her blankly.
"'Cuz she fell asleep first... duh." Zoe stated the fact as if it had
been the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh. Haha. Boys don't do that."
"Of course they do, they just draw penises on each other," Zoe thought
that sounded downright lame.
"I meant have slumber parties."
***
"I swear I don't know what's up with..." Bobbie said, a frustration crept
into her voice.
"Bobbie, you ran out and just had the time of your life. Your becoming
someone else was totally different than his. Give him a break, huh?"
Kim looked over at Bobbie opened her mouth to say something. But Kim
had that look on her face, one she hadn't seen since saving Beth.
"Bobbie, shut the fuck up. Seriously, you're worse than mom. Hell,
worse than a... a mother."
The blonde girl flushed. "I just... just."
"It's casual, sis." Kim leaned forward and put her hand on Bobbie's
shoulder. "We all know you mean well. Just lighten up, okay?"
Bobbie shrank back into her seat. "I miss him, dammit. I want..."
Kim squeezed harder at her shoulder. "I know you do, Bobbie. We'll get
this sorted out. Getting all wound up isn't gonna get you anywhere."
Bobbie smiled. "You're right. But of course I'm going to worry. He's...
he's."
Emboldened, Bobbie continued.
"He's everything to me."
"We're almost there, any other emotional revelations?"
"Faye?" Kim said, swiveling her gaze.
"Shut up."
***
Zoe was just as cool after the kiss as she had been before. I have cool
friends. She kept talking about her sister. Timmi stayed busy working
on Zoe, so busy in fact, that she never noticed the girl in all the
pictures on the wall.
The girl she had laid out that night with Faye.
Zoe seemed to have something akin to anger bubbling below her surface,
making the puddle of shifting colors just as confusing as it always
was.
Just when I thought Zoe couldn't get any cooler, she did. She absently
wondered what Faye would think of the new look.
Think.... Silly boy only thinks with his pants. Timmi giggled.
"What?" Zoe asked.
"Oh, nothing. Just thinking about how silly boys can be."
It was funny how she and Faye had kind of wound up together. She
remembered meeting him at her house after Bobbie moved in. They had
been friends forever, simply just the best friend anyone could ever
hope for. She'd been really preoccupied lately, it totally made sense,
too. Bobbie was graduating soon, and now that she didn't have a
boyfriend anymore... What happened to him, anyway?
Timmi giggled absently as she remembered who she used to be. Oh right!
No wonder Tim wasn't around for her anymore. A sudden twinge of sorrow
that evaporated into nothing flashed through Timmi.
It didn't matter. Bobbie was a super-cute girl. She'd find a new
boyfriend in no time, someone even better. Timmi wondered if she could
help her look? The idea seemed almost too fun to entertain. Timmi knew
that Faye couldn't disappear, wouldn't. He's so sweet to me. She wanted
to dance and spin with him in the white pinpoints of light that moved
while the slow music played. Her smile and swell only grew as she
continued applying Zoe's new look. Bobbie needed to go out and relax so
badly.
Girls night, right after graduation. Ice cream, Lloyd Dobler, and
conversation about nothing.
She really needs it. She's been through so much
But, for the life of her...
Timmi couldn't figure out what entailed, especially now that she was so
busy.
***
Bobbie already knew that there was gonna be a problem. Zoe's SUV was
parked in the driveway in that perfect spot that didn't allow Faye to
park. Settling against the curb, They got out of the car and walked up
to her house, not expecting much of anything to happen.
The music was loud, but wrong.
I'm so fancy, everybody knows
I'm in the fast lane... From L.A. to Tokyo...
Faye suppressed a laugh as she rang the doorbell.
The blonde girl that was obviously the other girl from the pictures
opened the door and smiled brightly.
"Hi!" She exclaimed. "Cupcake girl. Wow, I like your blue streak.
Kimmie!" Zoe launched into a hug that nearly bowled Kim over. "You're
so rad," She pouted, "I liked your little picture in the bathroom
better than mine."
"EEEE! Faye" Timmi charged through the door and threw Faye off balance,
forcing him to grab her tightly and fling himself forward. Seeing her
chance, Timmi brought her lips to Faye's.
Bobbie shot a distasteful look.
Timmi giggled. "The mustache tickles.. Ooh, you can grow it out and wax
the ends and..."
Faye thought of Jeb, oh, hell no.
"Faye?" Zoe asked, shooting upwards.
"You're a boy again? But you were so pretty."
Zoe looked at him. "But you're cute now, though." Zoe rushed in to take
up the arm that Timmi wasn't occupying.
Faye couldn't hide his response. Not in a moment like this.
"C'mon in," Zoe said, jumping away from Faye and entering the house.
***
Wow, Faye turned sooo red when Zoe jumped on him. His cock felt so
warm. She tingled all over when she thought about how it moved and
throbbed. Timmi closed her eyes dreamily.
"We just came by to grab..." Bobbie looked at Zoe, then Faye, then Timmi.
"Her."
"Timmi, why did you...?"
"Who's Timmi?" Zoe asked.
"Never mind," Faye said. "It's confusing."
"I worry, Timmi. We just came by to come get you and..."
"Jeez, Bobbie! Can't I have any fun?" Timmi exclaimed. Ugh! Bobbie's
being a wet blanket again. Timmi's patience was wearing thin, She
remembered how they used to always have a good time, but lately she's
been like her mom. It was starting to get a little old.
Bobbie got to go to the mountains, and do that photo shoot, and she got
to... The list went on and on, it just seemed so unfair of Bobbie to do
those things only to turn around and tell her that she shouldn't do
them. It just seemed hippo... hypo....
Unfair and stupid.
"We were ditching. We went to that ramp place and painted it some. I
just wanted to see what she would be like. Rach was cool, but she got
all mad," Timmi brightened. "But I thought that if I told her, she
might like it. It's totes amazeballs to have instant friends like
that."
Bobbie gave a stern look over her shoulder.
"What?" Timmi defended. "You got to do cool stuff. It's not like I'm
fucking everyone."
Bobbie looked hurt, but she had to agree. Timmi hadn't indulged as much
as she had. But that was a sheer matter of time. The sudden burst of
profanity was as shocking as it was sudden.
"Hey, Bobbie," Kim stated, removing her sunglasses. "Ease up. Don't
know what's making that thread shorter. Less stress is better."
"Thanks, Kim," Timmi tried for an awkward hug in the back seat. "I know
you have a lot on your plate now, but that's all the more reason to cut
loose and have some fun," She tried to raise her arms and wiggle in the
mating dance of the 'Woo girl'.
Bobbie couldn't stop worrying about what would happen to her boyfriend.
It would be one thing to lose him to another blonde.
But not like this.
***
Nick was about to throw the book across the room. There's got to be an
easier way.
The computer sat on the desk. God, you can buy drugs online now if
you...
He slapped at his own forehead. Man, I need some sleep. Within minutes,
Nick was searching for that easier way in the easiest way possible.
Installation of a Deep Web browser and ramping up the antivirus to the
highest level of protection later, Nick was looking for answers.
When the door opened, he didn't notice.
"Hi, Nick," Bobbie said, jolting his gaze from the screen.
"Oh, hi. Hi, Faye." Nick forced a smile. "Package came for you." Nick
passed over the parcel.
"Playboy?" Timmi suddenly looked excited. She tore the envelope open
and looked at Bobbie excitedly. Moving her lips as she read Timmi
started shaking.
"They want me tomorrow?!" Blonde hair began flying as she started
jumping up and down. Bobbie took the letter and turned to look at Faye.
Faye grabbed the letter and read, eyes scanning left to right. "Oh,
fuck."
Timmi had the small rectangle open and looked inside. That ear
puncturing shriek returned as she spread out the thin straps.
Calling it a bikini was giving it hell of a lot of credit. The 'top'
consisted of two vertical ellipses connected by straps that could have
passed for fettucine. One ellipse, even thinner than the others made up
the bottom, connected by a loop of some other, smaller and more fragile
pasta. The white color odd when its purity was to be worn by someone
definitely not ever meant to be pure.
"This is so cool." Timmi felt the smooth straps between her fingertips.
"Well Bobbie?" Faye said.
Nick looked at the collected people, he turned his monitor off and got
up. "I've got some scans running. I'm gonna catch a shower before it
gets crowded in there," He went to the bedroom, hoping that the usual
background roar would return from the cacophony that now existed.
"Bobbie," Faye hissed through his teeth. "Calendar shoot? Part of the
contract?"
Bobbie sighed. "Yeah, well, you're still getting paid," She looked at
Timmi. "And you didn't have to do any of the work."
"I'm going to the beach? This is so cool," She had the phone out and
was tapping away. Bobbie and Faye looked at each other.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." The voices reached Timmi in
unison.
Timmi looked up from the phone and giggled.
"Ooh, can we watch Star Wars? I like Jar Jar."
Faye laughed, while Bobbie showed concern.
Chapter 84
Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
Timmi's dream of skiing on pink snow was interrupted by the rhythmic
sound. She woke and moved her ponytail out of the way.
Tap taptap...
Sliding the window open, Timmi saw Zoe standing there. Bright eyes and
a bright smile greeted her. An excited wave followed.
"What..." Timmi's sleep fog was thicker than usual.
"Come on, it's still early," Zoe whispered. "I parked up the block.
Let's GO..." The pleading continued.
Suddenly Timmi popped her eyes open and gasped. "I have that shoot
today at the beach."
"Beach?" Zoe said, perking up even more. "Yeah. Let's go."
She then pouted. "I don't have a swimsuit."
"That's okay. I've got plenty," Timmi threw some things into the teddy
bear backpack and started to change into some jeans and a t shirt. She
snuck out without showering, which kind of sucked, but the ocean would
totally make up for it.
The warm late spring morning kept the silence that only existed at four
in the morning in an almost solid state as the two girls made their way
to the motorcycle that she mentioned."
"Early graduation gift," Zoe whispered.
"Why are you still whispering?" Timmi asked.
"I don't know," Zoe continued, then giggled.
This is gonna be so fun. Sneaking out, riding motorcycles. Thoughts
turned to the beach and the pictures they were going to take. They're
all gonna stare, and I get to go on an awesome ride. She'd never been
on the back on a motorcycle before.
The Vespa... we could ride it all day... Timmi's eyes clouded over. I get
to ride on the back now.
"One thing before we go, Okay?" Timmi asked, still giggling a little.
Excited by what was about to happen.
"Sure, wha..." Timmi grabbed Zoe and kissed her again. She didn't know
when Rach's wore off, and just wanted to make sure that her single
serving friend dripped over into another cup.
"What was that for?" Zoe asked smiling. "It's the elbows, huh?"
The red and black Kawasaki started quietly as both girls donned their
helmets and headed off to the beach. Timmi's backpack flapping its
teddy bear arms in the rapidly dawning day.
So THAT'S why Bobbie likes it back here so much. It was different from
when Faye drove the Vespa that first night. Hugging onto Zoe was
almost the same.
Almost.
Timmi could; however, have done without the hair whipping her in the
face.
***
Bobbie knew something was wrong. The draft from outside was unfamiliar,
the chilled taint brought the smells of fresh nature inside.
The hallway had the light cast on the wall opposite the bedroom door.
It was open.
A quick check confirmed her fears. Gone.
Timmi's gone again.
***
Faye rolled over and grabbed the vibrating offender and flipped it
open.
Gone again. She there?
"Shit, I wish," He murmured.
No. I'll be there.
No. Open the bakery. I'll find her.
Got something else to do anyway.
***
The ringtone blasted its electric guitar at Kim while it tried to
vibrate off of the nightstand. She ran back in from the bathroom,
holding the roll in place. It was tighter than she had gotten it
yesterday. One of those new pins she got from Heather was holding in
it. She liked the stiffer metal, although the weird end proved a little
difficult to get in.
"Yeah." Kim bent down in her pink pencil skirt. How does Heather have
the right wardrobe for everything?
If anything, that's the real magic here.
"She's off again. She had a shoot today. Maybe they sent a car, but I
don't think so. Her backpack's gone, and everything else."
"Look, Timmi's not gonna miss a shoot. Hell, even I'm starting to think
it sounds fun. Maybe she just got a ride."
"Yeah," Bobbie sighed. "Maybe. I think you should come with me today."
"Come with you?"
"We need to see Roxx, I..." Bobbie hesitated. "I don't wanna go alone."
"Fine, I'll call Heather. I am not taking the bus down there."
"Huh?"
"Not in these heels."
***
Zoe and Timmi were in a parking lot trying to tame the wind's effects
on their hair. The hot coffee in their hands keeping them present as
they sipped at the morning's dose of caffeine.
"Stacy and I talked and hung out and stuff. It was just rad apples. She
didn't want to be mean. She missed me, wanted to share it with me it
was just that she remembered Darla and was so upset when she died... A
lot of weird stuff happened back then."
"Weird stuff happens all the time."
"True," Zoe sipped. "But we talked about what it was like to be a
cheerleader and stuff. Sounded totes fun, kinda wish I could have tried
it."
"Gimme a 'Z'" Zoe held her cup aloft, then giggled. "It was just cool
to have a sister that wasn't trying to bite my head off for a minute,"
She giggled, bringing the cup back down.
"Yeah, but would Zoe Keebler be so cool?" Timmi grinned, eyes gleaming.
Zoe smiled that wonderful evil smile of hers. "Nah, you're probably
right. Drink up, princess," Timmi giggled at being called Princess.
"Still got a bit of a ride ahead of us. The beach awaits. Sun, Fun, and
Swimsuits."
"Yay," Timmi said, gulping in earnest.
***
Heather dropped Kim and Bobbie around the corner, she threatened to go
home to retrieve her overlocker with the express purpose of bashing the
redhead's face in. They got out, preferring to walk and prevent the
violent outcome. Vesuvius loomed in front of them. There were
construction workers headed in and out, while a provisions truck was
parked out front. "I'll be back, just message me," Heather took off,
planning to stay close.
Two slabs of beef stood at the door. They looked related, or just
similarly scary.
One had a nametag that said 'Kostya', and the other one the bore
'Mikhail'.
"Help you?" The Russian accent was nearly stifling.
Here goes. Come on Tarkovsky, don't fail me now.
"Preevyet, Dobra deyn..." Bobbie smiled. Kim turned to look, puzzled.
"Roxx?" Bobbie asked with questioning eyes.
"Roxx, da," Kostya saw two girls that could have been new dancers, with
a gesture, he told Mikhail to move them along.
"Where'd you...?" Kim asked wide eyed.
"Movies, books... Remember, Russians used to be the bad guys," She looked
up at Kostya. "For a completely different reason."
He led the two girls to a booth on the lower floor where Roxx sat,
looking at plans spread out on a table. Another slab of beef sat at the
booth with her. No nametag on this one, he was different than the
others.
Aged Beef.
"Roxx," Mikhail said. The redhead looked up and her jaw dropped a
little, but was forced into a smile.
"Robb, Kim." A grin broke out on her face. Roxx sat at the center of
her web, not a hair out of place, but her eyes told a different story...
tired.
"It's Bobbie."
"Yeah?" Roxx asked, lighting a cigarette. "Not to me."
"Then fine, cut the shit, Mel?'
"Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Robb?" Roxx clinked her Zippo
closed and set it down on the table.
"No, actually. I need your help."
Roxx laughed. "Kim, love the new style. You ever need a job."
Kim snorted, pulling out one of her own cigarettes and screwed one into
the holder. "Yeah. Handjob, blowjob. Fuck no."
"Mel," Bobbie repeated, a growl creeping into her voice.
"Fine," Roxx waved and the two accompanying slabs of beef went away.
"Come on."
Roxx got up and walked towards them. "I've got the whole thing here. I
don't need to do anything. They all come to me now," Roxx led them past
the mechanical volcano to a stairwell that went up.
There were plastic sheets everywhere, sawhorses and tools scattered.
Parts of the old walls were still there, blackened. Bobbie shuddered as
she saw corruption everywhere. A slight chill made her think of Lust's
hospital. God, those two are a pair.
"This is where the meth lab blew back in 07. Big Bazza never could
recover from this, got out and sold the place. Still not sure if he's
still here or not. No one wanted to spend the money up here. Till now.
Managed to make a lot of scratch lately. Lust's little gift has been
great for me. Don't even need to skim the skim. All these renovations?
My idea."
"Gotta say thanks, Robb. All those fucking movies of yours. Showed me
what criminals do right."
"And what they do wrong. All these lowlives trying to get a shot
at...."Roxx's smile vanished abruptly before continuing.. "I'm
monologuing aren't I?" The tip of her cigarette glowed as she inhaled.
"You're wasting your time here," Kim said. "Let's go, Heather's
waiting."
"Look, Mel."
"It's Roxx now. Just Roxx. Like McLovin," Roxx laughed louder.
"This isn't about me and you," Bobbie harshly rasped.
"Isn't everything?" Roxx's beautiful/terrible smile returned.
"Mel," Bobbie growled. Mikhail and Kostya reappeared behind them.
"Come back another time, when we're open," She gestured at Mikhail and
Kostya. "I'll let 'em know you're okay. I need to think of what I'm
gonna want in return. But before you go."
"How much for a pastry selection? The VIP lounge needs something. I was
thinking cheesecake, petit fors, stuff like that. These gentlemen
prefer the finer things."
Bobbie leveled a finger at Roxx as she turned away.
"We'll be back. And probably about two hundred," Bobbie threw out the
line and the price quote without thinking.
"Doesn't work. I've got the Terminators. Friday good for delivery?"
Fuck, I'm sorry I made that bitch watch so many movies.
"Send someone," Bobbie smiled. "We don't insure."
***
Faye stared at his phone. The picture just came through. That was Zoe
alright, right next to Timmi in an apparent cleavage duel. The
motorcycle was new, and Faye suddenly found himself fearing for the
safety of the two.
When the door chime sounded, he jumped up and pocketed his phone.
"Welcome to.... Oh, thought it was someone important."
Bobbie wrinkled her nose.
"Found her. I think," Faye held up the phone. "Still with Zoe. I swear
that girl is a ninja at sneaking out. Looks like they're on their way
to the shoot. They'll be fine," Faye reassured, leaving out the
motorcycle. No need getting her any more worried than she already was.
"We went to see Roxx."
"Without me?" Faye was indignant.
"Yes, without you. We're gonna have to go back, when she's open. She
wants to deal."
"Jesus fuck, Sounds like she wants to be Lust when she grows up."
"We'll just go back at night, when they're open. She's holding all the
cards here."
Bobbie grabbed a cookie and bit into it.
"And I fucking hate it."
Chapter 84
Parking was easy to find this early, especially for a small motorcycle.
Timmi and Zoe knew that they had gotten there before anyone else.
Watching the sun come up as the coffee wore off made the day have a
shimmery, dreamlike quality.
Like I kissed the world.
They sat on a towel, watching the golden light reflect and refract off
of the immense body of water. Tiny motions made tiny rainbows sparkle
and dance. The girls felt at home in their place in the universe, and
the day was filled with promise.
"Y'know? Even though, it's over. The whole high school thing?"
"Yeah?" Timmi said, looking out at the vast expanse of ocean.
"I enjoyed it. I got to be bad, and not get in too much trouble.
That's all over once I get that stupid piece of paper."
"Then what're ya gonna do?"
Timmi shrugged. "I dunno. Never thought about it. All that stuff
happened and..."
"Yeah. What was graduating like the first time?"
Timmi shrugged, making footprints in the sand. She paused before
shrugging. "I dunno... didn't."
"Huh... I guess you're right. Just enjoy what you can when you can. Sun
doesn't shine up the same dog's ass every day," Both girls burst into
laughter, trying to picture such an unusual occurance
By the time the photographers and models started to show up, Timmi and
Zoe both were excited by a day full of promise.
***
With Timmi... safe? With Zoe? Bobbie and Kim helped Faye close up the
bakery and get out of the cramped area. They grabbed some sandwiches
from the deli and headed to a park that could only be described as
Slacker's cove for adults. Bobbie looked at the patches of dying grass.
"We should use some lemon zest for that part of the cake..."
"What?" Kim asked, biting into her Reuben on marble Rye.
"Nothing," Bobbie said distantly.
"Y'know, you need to lighten up. When's the last time you went out? Did
anything."
"Been a little preoccupied." Bobbie popped open her Mello Yello.
"Yeah," Faye agreed, the crab salad sandwich brought a thickness to his
voice.
"But you still need to de stress or something. You wind up any tighter
and..." He made an explosive gesture with his other hand.
"Big Daddy Kane!! What's up?" a loud voice boomed. Faye recognized him
as one of the guys from the basketball court, also as one of the guys
that stopped him from removing Brickhaus' spleen.
He tried to sit down, which did not sit well with Kim.
"I will fucking cut you."
"Easy."He held up his hand in a defensive gesture.
"See you tomorrow?"
"Yeah."
"Alright." He disappeared.
"That's what I'm talking about," Faye gestured in the direction
basketball guy was disappearing into, "You need to do something that
doesn't require an oven."
"Or butter or sugar," Kim offered.
Bobbie swallowed her roast beef sandwich with cream cheese and
pepperonicis.
"You're right. What's playing?"
Kim rolled her eyes. "See? That's just what I'm talking about, you need
to..." Kim snapped her fingers. "I got it," Fifteen seconds of furious
tapping later, she looked up at Faye.
"Faye, we need to go to Heather's." She turned to Bobbie.
"We're going skating."
***
Timmi was sooooo bored when the photographers finally all set up. If
Zoe hadn't been there...
Zoe was totally cool to talk to, it was like what Timmi imagined having
a sister would be like... sister. She shook the sad thought out of her
head and focused on what was going on. The ride with Zoe was super
awesome, why couldn't I just be like this before? Before. Those
thoughts were a jumble of random stuff that took a back seat to the
thrill of being stared at and looked upon with...
Lust.
There were some guys running around, setting up lights, unfolding
bounce boards, and organizing the props. Timmi already could see the
pictures in her head; Blonde hair trailing in the wind, the light
perfectly capturing her tanned skin.
Timmi was excited that she was going to get to wear that swimsuit. It
was so tiny and so cute, that just the thought of wearing it and having
people take her picture made her giddy. Faye's gonna love these
pictures. Maybe I can just wear it for him later. A fluttery giggle
escaped into the world.
When the tents were set up, Timmi nearly knocked one of the technicians
over in an attempt to get changed. The tiny white swimsuit consumed all
of her thoughts. Thoughts of the fabric caressing her, followed by
thoughts of Faye caressing those same parts as he peeled it off of her
slowly and teasingly. Her whole body bristled with response.
She couldn't wait.
***
The other girls were showing up, and soon Zoe became lost in the crowd
of blonde hair. The two brunettes stayed together as if ancient edict
decreed it. There was chaos as 14 girls ran around trying to get
changed and lined up for the stylist.
"You," a voice said at Zoe.
"Hmmm," She looked up to see someone blocking her sun, thus ruining the
perfect tan she was working on.
"You gonna get in line for the stylist, or you just gonna have 'em
shoot you like this?"
"I..." Zoe began.
The guy ran a hand over his face. "Just get in line."
Zoe got up, confused, but was happy to stand in line with Timmi while
the other girls got pretty. She wondered if this was the kind of thing
that Stacy did, she'd be totes jealous, this has to be better than one
of those spa days of hers.
Ooh, maybe we can do that next time.
***
"You sure you want the quad skates?" Kim asked one last time before
stripping off her shoes.
"Yeah," Bobbie said. "Never got the hang of blades," She looked at the
massive 'Timmi' painted on the bottom of the ramp. Then she recognized
Zoe's tag on the leeward side of the ramp. She smiled, Timmi was just
having some fun, can't begrudge that...
Now can I?
Kim laughed, then hung her mouth open. She looked to Faye. "Y'know, I
sometimes forget how old you are," She tied a yellow headscarf around
her head, covering her ears and keeping her hair in place.
"Fuck you," both Faye and Bobbie said in unison, then looked at each
other.
And broke into laughter.
"Is this some kind of Generation X joke?" Kim asked.
"Maybe, but you'd be too young to get it," Faye said evenly.
Bobbie had the skates laced up and started rolling slowly. Kim in her
blades wasted no time in climbing the ramp. Using nothing but her
momentum, Kim was at the top of the vert, looking down.
"Wow, she really did a big one. Bobbie, you should see it from up
here."
Faye grabbed the skateboard he'd brought with him and climbed to where
Kim was.
"Have some fun, dammit. No circling the kiddie pool," Kim taunted.
"Yeah, Bobbie. None of the cool kids are doing it."
"What is that?" Bobbie smiled. "Inverse hipster logic."
"If it fits," Kim said. "Look out below!" Kim launched herself down the
ramp.
I bet she was thankful she changed into jeans before coming here,
Bobbie absently thought. Pushing off with her left foot, she narrowly
missed Kim's speeding bullet. She came around in time to see Faye push
off and careen down the ramp.
Kim's blades lost sound as they left the ramp, clearing nearly four
feet. She turned midair and brought her skates down, perfectly landing
and sending her back the way she came. Bobbie came around in time to
see Faye land his board back on the ramp.
Bobbie cleared her mind and pushed harder, gaining speed. The old quad
skates felt solid under her feet as she hit the curve of the vert. She
turned and broke into a run, climbing higher on the opposite wall.
After two more runs, Bobbie had reached the top.
Timmi. The huge pink letters stood out like a landing beacon against
the black of the ramp. Seeing Zoe's tag made her laugh and lose focus
for a second, almost coming down on one knee. The recovery left her
shaky, but undeterred.
She got to the top of the ramp and elected to sit there for a second,
allowing the adrenaline in her system to even out. Dangling her legs
over the side of the ramp, Faye and Kim soon joined her.
Faye whistled. "Man some of the skater punks are gonna be pissed."
"Between Zoe and Timmi..."
Kim laughed. "I can only imagine what that's gonna sound like. Timm-
ah!"
Bobbie shot a look. "I hope he's gonna be okay."
"She's fine," Faye said. "Look, we've gotta take this as it is. Not how
we want it to be. Honestly, I've kind of enjoyed the basketball."
"And the other balls, too," Kim said, launching into another high speed
run.
"You told her?"
"No," Faye said. "She figured it out. Personally, I can't wait to get
back in there. I don't like this reading thing you do... we do...," Faye
pushed off and chased after Kim.
I can't wait for that, either. Bobbie jumped down and started the first
of several laps.
***
"Faye," A slow sounding drawl came around. "Hi," A willowy blonde girl
was smiling at Timmi as she sat in the stylist's chair.
"It's me," Luka removed her hat. "Luka. You didn't forget me now that
you're all famous now, did you?"
"Oh," Timmi brightened, waving. "Hi," I like her hat. Timmi was happy
to see someone else knew her. She was just so tall and pretty, the sexy
sound of her low slow speech coated her ears like barbecue sauce over
tender, ribs.
"I still have that air mattress, wanna ride home?"
Oooh, I wonder what she would be like? She's already blonde and pretty,
I bet she would be really cool.
"Sounds like fun!" Timmi said. She thought for a second, like she was
missing something.
"Oh, shoot," Timmi said. "I have Zoe with me," She pointed at the chair
where Zoe sat, people buzzing around her.
"I can give her a ride, too." Luka tilted her head downward.
Timmi giggled.
I bet she had fun with Bobbie, too. Everything was just totes rad,
people waiting on her, the warmth of the sun and the spray of the
beach...
Timmi decided that she was going to enjoy this every bit as much as
Bobbie had.
***
Zoe was enjoying being pampered and stuff. The hairspray and makeup
mixed into a sweet, flowery aroma that tickled at her nose. An older
girl was sliding thick gold bangles on her tiny wrists. Just relaxing
and letting everyone else do the work. Sure beats causing trouble all
the time. It was so cool how Faye got to do all this stuff all the
time, like she gets to be different people.
Just like me.
Wow, how different everything was when she was around. Like that time
she dressed up in that spacesuit thing, or when she decided to dress
all army like when she went to pick up that silly game everyone played.
Everyone got all rowdy. Zoe remembered that evening, the group of
midnight release partiers took far more notice than she would have been
comfortable with
"Still have to get those earrings in, we still on schedule?" Bracelet
girl looked up to the hairstylist.
"Yeah, her hair's kinda thick, slicking it down a little. Gonna take a
little longer, but..." The stylist started to draw a part along the left
side of her head.
Zoe got lost, all of her muscles relaxing. She wondered how it would
have been to do this with Stacy. Parties and boys and...
It was strange thinking those things now, and so suddenly, too. That's
some kiss, I wonder if she'll let me do this again. There was a pout
and a lamentation as she knew this would end.
But it didn't have to end forever.
Totes fun.
***
Roxx was enjoying the bagging process more now. Figuring out the last
of Lust's gifts gave her a sense of confidence and pride. Even leaving
Bobbie out there to stew didn't bother her at all.
It had been a busy time, planning construction, ordering a sign. Hell,
looking for another famous volcano was challenging. But she had done
it.
Krakatoa, an explosion so large that dust from it was still in the air.
That's what thralls do best.
Picking up some Russian words, getting Nikki to hire some more muscle
to protect Bogdan and Yevgeniy's investment, not to mention her own
shapely ass. It had been a busy week.
She had decided to play up the Russian Connection, it would keep other
crime elements at bay if they thought she was highly connected.
No reason for them to think otherwise.
While looking for things online, she experienced the phenomenon that
Robb had called 'falling down the rabbit hole'.
When some things caught her eye. Things that wouldn't have seemed out
of place before. But this whole thing with Lust and Robb had to be
magic. It turned out that the internet was full of things besides porn.
There was an account of a seventeenth century monk who was driven mad
by a 'female spectre' that tormented him until he was reduced to a
shell of himself and eventually died of a wasting sickness.
That sounds like Lust alright. Roxx decided that the rabbit hole could
be a useful place.
With the knowledge of that little tidbit, Roxx knew that it would be
easy to find more.
I just need a geek.
And in a town like Delacroix?
Not hard at all... Well, not yet anyway.
***
Timmi set her coke down and looked out across the water. She arched her
back, thrusting out the breasts she had come to love. The tiny ellipses
strained to keep Timmi contained while the bottom stretched around her
tender womanhood pleasingly. She like how the white of the suit
contrasted with the lightly tanned skin.
"Now reach out with scarf," The voice said, the rapid fire clicking was
nearly drowned out by the pounding surf. The wind took her hair and the
scarf and made them trail backwards. The gold bangles on her wrist
caught the light in just the right way. Through the excitement of being
photographed, Timmi only had one small, unrelated thought.
Lensflare.
"Beautiful!" He said, bringing his face from behind the camera. "Now
can we get a couple with the beach ball?"
Timmi, smiling cutely over her shoulder obliged. He kept shooting for
some reason.
The Cyclops photographer was mesmerized by how her body was just
begging the lens to capture the lovely images. The flawless, light tan
skin with its supple curves bending just so. The beach ball beckoned,
but she saw the craft services table.
"Where are you going?" clickclickclickclick.
Timmi didn't hear as she saw it. There was a dish of candy at one end
of the table. So many colors, leaving Timmi to wonder what the bowl of
sweets could possible desire. Everything, according to the colors.
Timmi giggled as she grabbed the lollipop. It was hot pink, shot
through with blue streaks. She wanted to run and show Zoe how much it
looked like the letters that she painted on the ramp.
But it looked like she was busy.
***
Zoe was having fun; it was like playing Simon Says. Turn here, raise
your hands, look up, pucker.
Stacy would like this, too. Like when she told her about the time they
dropped Katy Woodruff from the pyramid. Zoe smiled as she thought of
how funny that would be.
Clickclickclickclick...
Bonk!
The beach ball had bounced off of her head and sailed into the water.
She turned quickly, noticing that not one but two photographers were
tracking them like sentry guns in search of xenomorphs.
"Faye!" Zoe yelled, running into the water to splash water upwards.
Timmi threw up her hands defensively, unable to catch the water. The
beach ball followed, bouncing off of Timmi's defensive gesture.
Timmi bent down and splashed, Zoe turned quickly...
***
At the photographer's behest, there were pictures being taken in the
water with all of them splashing each other.
The lead photog was changing cameras when he finally counted the girls.
"Where'd the other girl come from?"
An intern with a clipboard looked at the roster and then out to the
water. "Who?"
"Other girl, there." The photog pointed.
"The one next to the blonde..." The puzzled look persisted. "With the
beach ball."
"Next to microkini."
Intern squinted. "Gotta be honest. Having a hard time telling them all
apart."
"Purple bikini."
***
Zoe lived in bullet time. Everything hung in just such a wonderful way,
droplets reforming into perfect diamonds of hardened time. Hanging out
with Faye was just the answer, she couldn't remember having this much
fun with her.
Spending time with her sister like she used to, talking about nothing...
everything. The other girls had all come into the water. They were
happily splashing each other.
Being a delicate, feminine creature was just sublime. Zoe lamented that
it would end, Faye had explained that much. But...
Faye's right, it is totes fun.
The light bounced off of the mylar covered boards and the bangles on
her wrists. The easy breeze swung the curtain of blonde hair behind her
as she gazed upwards through the large amber lenses. Zoe luxuriated in
the thrill of being photographed. If anything else ever happened in
this life, at least there'd be a record of me looking damn good.
"God, that's a great shot, now look at the camera, give us a kiss,"
The photographer was kneeling, twisting the camera for a good long shot
that showcased the shapely legs and narrow waist. Jesus, this calendar
is going to be so hot.
Zoe was smiling wider than Timmi had ever seen, probably more than
Faye. Timmi wondered how she would get along with the Joker. Standing
in the warm sun while the ocean breeze tugged at her hair, Zoe felt
content. Her hard edges softened, and why wouldn't they? The light wind
seemed to slow, then to stop.
I'm pretty, everyone's been so nice. Zoe began the mammoth process of
wondering why it couldn't have been like this the whole time. When
Timmi started splashing her, the cold water was such a shock her skin
became gooseflesh instantly. Zoe squealed happily as she shielded
herself from the icy onslaught. The giggling turned to frolicking.
While the cameras continued shooting what looked like magical innocence
at play. The broad smiles genuine, and the facial expressions full of
whimsy. They were standing together when a different photographer
approached them. Timmi had been twirling the lollipop in her mouth,
savoring the tart and tangy flavor.
"Who are you? How did you get here?"
"She came with me," Timmi said, removing the oversized pink and blue
orb from her mouth.
"Yeah," Zoe said. "That guy told me to get in line, started telling me
what to do and stuff..." Zoe was still pointing after one of the interns
as he ran back to the main tent.
He rubbed his face with his hands. "We can cut you out of most of them,
we can ditch the solo shots," He sighed. "Someone's gonna get fired
over this."
An intern came by with a contract. "What's your name?"
"Z" Zoe said with a titter.
The intern paused with his pen. "Zee, I...E...?'
"No," Zoe's giggle returned again. She grabbed the pen and started to
draw a quick, looping 'Z' that started at the bottom of the release and
crawled all the way up to the halfway point of the paper.
The intern looked at girls, shrugged. He held the paper aloft and
started running back to the lead photographer.
Once the excitement was over Timmi looked over at Zoe.
"Zee?" she giggled.
Zoe shrugged a perfect, slender shoulder. "No one will ever know."
She winked at Timmi. "It'll be our secret."
As he made his way back, the photographer couldn't remember the new
girl's name for the life of him. Squinting at the contract he made out
some letters... Z...O....E.... hmmm ZOE... ah, got it.
***
Bobbie was suspended in midair, time slowed to a crawl. Turn, crouch,
put your feet down. The rewarding feel of the wheels making contact
with the ramp as she crouched and allowed the g forces to push her down
onto the ramp. Allowing herself to slow, Bobbie turned and stopped at
the center of the ramp.
Right on top of Timmi's dotted 'I'.
"Damn, Bobbie. That was..." Kim said, surprised.
"Fucking high," Faye finished.
Bobbie laughed, the smile opening up her face.
"You don't smile enough," Faye said. He reached out and grabbed her
chin. "And you have such a pretty face."
Kim broke into another bout of laughter.
"And you should talk. Miss suddenly became..."
Kim looked up at them and grew solemn.
"I remember Robb's poster." Bobbie opened her mouth to speak.
"Yeah, I know," Kim cut her off. "But, I just can't think of you like
that anymore. That's just the point though. You completely reinvented
yourself, and you became somebody awesome. Faye did it. Seems to me
that ol' Miss Page was one of us, and if she wasn't... well. If you're
gonna have style, steal. And, if you're gonna steal..."
"Steal from the best." Kim straightened her bangs over her forehead.
Bobbie laughed."It does look good on you."
"The smile, I mean."
Faye looked at his friends, especially Bobbie. The last month had
turned her life upside down... twice. But it all seemed worth it for this
second with Bobbie smiling, coated in a sheen of perspiration.
"Yeah," Bobbie admitted. "Kimster was right. Needed to get out, Tim'll
be fine. I just worry. It always seems like the second I get
comfortable, shwiiiiit! Out comes the rug."
Kim was removing the skates while Faye was pulling out a bottle of
grape Gatorade.
"I just hope they're gonna be okay."
"Oh, I wouldn't worry. Those guys have probably fed her ego all day," A
long gulp, followed by a series of short swallows.
***
Timmi had soooooo much fun today, it was like they were just trying to
feed her ego all day. And the way Zoe confused the silly camera guys...
Zee, haha no one will ever guess that one.
And this girl with the cowboy hat...Luka? Hmmm, I wonder if she lives on
the second floor. She seemed really cool. And superpretty. Just like me
and Zoe and Bobbie and....
Hanging around on the beach with pretty people may have been the most
totes fun thing ever. There was no way that anything else would ever be
this cool again. The motorcycle, and now Luka.
It was really cool to see Luka, she obvs knew Faye from that weird time
when she was Bobbie and Bobbie was Faye back before.....
Well, knowing whatever it was that Faye did with her when she was
Bobbie would be cool. While riding on the back of Zoe's bike was fun,
maybe this ride would be more fun.
At least she'd get the answers she wanted.
"Zoe, Luka wanted to give me a ride. You can ride with us if you..."
"Nah," Zoe said. "I'll just follow you guys."
"Awesome," Timmi said. "See you back home?"
"Sure."
Timmi hugged Zoe and watched her walk away. She saw Luka's hat sitting
above the crowd and she made her way to see her. Now, what did Bobbie
do? There was a girlish glee and a special warmth in her nethers as she
anticipated the answer.
***
Zoe was kind of happy that Faye had gotten the ride from that other
girl. She was feeling tired, it was sharp and sudden. Getting back
would be a priority soon, there was school in the morning and....
Well, better get a move on...
Zoe twisted the motorcycle's accelerator and sped back towards
Delacroix. It was a nice ride back. The wind on her face, life
streaking by in a panoply of colors. The only detraction came in the
form of tiredness. She had been up since early that morning and the
day's activities, as fun as they were, took a huge toll on the girl's
constitution.
***
"Ohmigod, this car is so cute. I like the front." It looked a little
like an orange alien frog to Timmi.
"Gets me around," Luka shrugged, smiling. "Go on... get in. I won't
bite."
"You do that." She chuckled as she ducked into the Karmann Ghia's
driver seat. Timmi demurely got in and got comfortable.
As the engine rumbled to life and a song about finding big nuggets in a
rugged wilderness began to play. Timmi looked over her shoulder and saw
Zoe depart in a flash of red lights and blonde hair. She swung into the
car.
Luka turned and smiled at Timmi. "Wanna see the lights again?"
Again? Bobbie. "Sure."
Luka turned up the radio and started to drive away from the sea and
sky. The Ghia sent sand spitting away from her tires as she turned onto
the road.
***
Zoe was still reveling in the freedom of the wind passing her face as
she put the kickstand down. Hanging out with Faye was fun, especially
like this. She yawned, tiredness creeping into her eyes. She was
thankful that the she was already back in town, further thankful that
she didn't have the extra weight on the back. Thoughts of her next
'blonde field trip' began to form while she smiled and wondered what
they would do next time.
Zoe pulled off the helmet and smoothed her hair down and walked into
Daily Grind, knowing that just a small dose of the life giving elixir
known as coffee would be eno