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ONE FINE DAY IN COCONINO COUNTY by Laika Pupkino Somewhere out in the desert, a shifty little rodent stands leaning up against a funny looking rock. Up in the sky behind him a trio of pudgy bell-shaped UFOs sails past, perhaps on their way to some other story. A moment later a stout blue sillhouette carrying a night stick passes by... "Yo! How's it hangin' dawg?" The police dog stops, "Beg pardon?" The smaller figure shuffles obsequiously, "Er, I meant 'Good day, Officer!' And how are you this fine morning?" "Hmmm-m-m ...... Good day yourself. You seem awfully cheerful." "That's me alright. Mr. Cheerful!" "Rather out of character, I'd say. What're you up to?" "Up to? Why nothing Sir! Just taking in the beautiful dawn here on the playa, with the boojum trees in bloom and all. Such suspiciousness doesn't suit you, my brother!" "My suspicions haven't let me down yet, you little hooligan. You wouldn't happen to be lying in wait to do harm to a certain young lady who passes this way every morning, would you?" "You call that a lady? That is one seriously confused dude! Prancing around sniffing posies and singing like a-" "Most folks around here think she has a lovely voice." "Oh sure, it's a nice voice. But it's just boo-koo WEIRD for a guy to have a voice like that- It ain't natural!" "Again," harumphed the law officer, "Yours would seem to be the minority opinion. Even just passing by she brightens peoples' day. That girl is so undefatiguably positive, sweet and friendly, greeting everyone with a big smile or a kiss. Even you, who strives to bring her misery at every turn." "There you go again, calling him a her. The whole diddle-wah-diddle town is doing it, you're all as crazy as he is. And that kat's CRAZY!" "We like to think of ourselves as progressive. Like that new civil rights ordinance we passed back in November. Such enlightened views make me proud to call this little desert township home. Ahem!!" "Well it makes me sick! No good can come out of a law like that. Folks can't just go deciding what sex they are. Society would crumble!" "Since when did you become so concerned with the well-being of Society? And gender isn't just about gonads or chromosomes, which I'm not sure any of us here has anyway..... If I were you I'd be nicer to her. She has naught but good things to say about you. And there's few in these parts with any love for a gonif like you." "Yes I know the weirdo's in love with me, it's disgusting! He deserves everything he's gonna get- Er, I mean uh.... Not that I'd do anything bad to the, uh.... poor confused creature." "No, of course not. What's that behind your back?" "Why nothing, Brother Sir." "Let me see that, or I'll run you in for loitering- Aha! I thought so!" "It's not illegal to be holding a brick, is it? I'm uh..... I'm building a pyramid. Really! I have my pyramid permit on me here somewhere." "A likely story-" ====> Someone comes traipsing up the trail: "LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!" "THE KAT!!!" cries the tiny criminal. "Ignatz, I am warning you. DO NOT throw that brick!" "La la la la la la la! ..... Good morning, Gennelmens!" sings Krazy Kat as she skips past. Ignatz Mouse cannot contain himself. He hurls the brick- POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Got 'im!!" "Say...... why is I laying onna ground all in repose like?" murmurs Krazy, trying to touch the multicolored stars spinning in a circle above her face. "Oooooh, wot pretty stars!" "Here Miss, let me help you up," offers the constable, lifting the feline to her feet. "Thank you Offisa. My, look at Ignatz over dere dancing wit joy! It gladdifies my heart to see his young swainship cavorting so heppily!" "HAW HAW! STUPID KAT! I NAILED HIM! NAILED HIM GOOD, I DID!" "So," rumbles Offisa Pupp, "we have witnesses AND a confession. I'd say this isn't your day." The mouse holds his wrists out defiantly, "Oh, pssshawww! Go ahead and slap th' cuffs on me, Puppo. Three days in the town pokey? I can do that kind of time standing on my head!" "I'm afraid it won't be the local juzgado this time, Little Ignatz. You're going to prison! Paragraph 57-A of this new Coconino County Civil Rights Ordinance makes your eggregious assault on a transgendered person qua transgendered person a felony hate crime. Your goose is cooked, mouse!" A duck in a strange little tassled hat unrolls a scroll and calls out a decree in what looks like Mandarin, while doglike deputies shove Ignatz into the back of a waiting Black Maria. The vehicle zigzags off down the dirt trail, coughing out little donut shaped clouds of exhaust. Ignatz rattles the bars of its back gate, howling and jabbering as he receeds off into to the distance, "But..... but..... I didn't mean to throw it! I- The Kat was coming onto me, and I just panicked! Yeah, that's it! I'm innocent I tell yoooooooooooooooooooou-" ====> Krazy Kat picks up the brick, gazing at it longingly. "Kin I keep this, Offisa Pupp?" The policeman shrugs. "Just put it in the evidence pile." "Gladdily!" ====> Some time later Krazy scampers up an uncomplete pyramid of bricks that's as big as a house and places it into a gap on the top row. Hearts appear over her head as she contemplates the number of times Ignatz has beaned her with a brick. A hand drawn sign slung between two gnarled manzanita branches down at the base of the structure declares it to be the "PYRAMID OF LOVE"... (Hey, it's KRAZY KAT. I don't get it either!) ********************************** ********************************** I don't know that George Herriman, who created Krazy Kat and the wunnafly demented desert landscapes of "Coconino County" over a century ago, would consider Krazy to be what us modern folks call transgender, in the sense of having been born one sex and identifying as another. Herriman refused to be pinned down on the question of what sex his creation "really" was (it was a question that he got asked a lot over the years...) but preferred to present Krazy as a boy in one of his daily five panel comics, and a girl in the next; or what we would nowadays call "genderfluid". When Krazy made the jump from the newspaper comics pages to cartoons, one of the companies who had bought the rights to the strip decided that he should be unambiguously male, and another 10-15 years later made her consistently female. Krazy hizzorherself never seemed to mind... But in all these diverse incarnations, the one character in Krazy Kat who consistently referred to The Kat as "he" and "him", was the same one who had an all-consuming hatred for this sweet loveable kitty, and spent his days plotting to smash her head with a brick (While Krazy---who just refused to see the bad in people, and didn't seem able to feel pain--- mistook these daily brick-beanings for acts of affection...). And since no other reason has ever been given for his deranged vendetta against Krazy, it didn't seem like too big of a stretch for me to make Ignatz Mouse into a transphobe- one of those uptight creeps who get dangerously bent out of shape at the thought of someone being in any way gender variant. After that the rest of the plot and dialogue all just fell into place... It's my hope that Mr. Herriman would forgive the liberties I've taken with his characters; and that my humble fanfic came somewhere near to doing justice to the artistic and literary genius that was KRAZY KAT... (SO WHADJA THINK? ANY COMMENTS WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED...)

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I was the luckiest guy to marry my own aunty. My uncle was a dumb ass leaving such a sexy wife alone for me to fuck every day. There was no sign of him coming back, so aunt did not bother about calling him. After we got married we moved to our new villa very far away from the main city. We both started living the life of a real husband and wife. I started calling her baby, it appealed very sexy for her. We spent most of the time teasing each other, fucking whenever we like. She was a sex...

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Daya Bhabhi Ne Babu Ji Aur Kamwali Ki Chudai Dekhi

Tarak Mehta ka oolta chashma ke stories ke fans ke liye ek aur kahani pesh hai aaj.  Fantasy hai ye jisme Babu ji apni kamwali ki le rahe hai. Unhe Daya bhabhi ne  dekh liya aur chut mein ungli ki. To chaliye ab time waste na karte hue khani par  chale. Daya bhabhi kamre mein ayi to usne dekha ki Babu ji kamre mein nahi hai. Chai ki pyali ko table par rakhi. Woh jhaadu padi hui thi kamre mein use side mein rakh ke kitchen ki taraf chal padi. Tabhi ek sath uske dimag mein do sawal aaye, “Babu ji...

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It was one of those balmy early Fall days, the leaves on the trees overhung the river dressed in Magenta and Gold. I could see them from the huge deck I had built on the West side of our house overlooking the water, just a half mile away. I knew the Fall Chinook would be arriving, it was early for them but still, such a pretty day, worth a shot. I asked my wife Kay if she wanted to go fishing, she knows I love days out on the river. But her fear of water shows in her reluctance, often she...

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Doomsday Cruise Delight

John hadn’t caught her age as things had just moved too fast. She was no teenager, but she couldn’t be more than twenty-five he figured? My god what a body, what a flat stomach and look at her firm tight ass. As her plump raspberry tinged lips enveloped John’s hard cock he groaned again and she giggled at his reaction. She looked more vulnerable and sexy than John thought a woman could be capable of looking. Their wild bedroom antics had tousled her hair and her make-up was streaked and smudged...

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Wishbone LITE

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Wishbone Student TeachingChapter 5

"Mount up, babydoll!" he said. At last understanding, Christine squealed and leapt to her feet. She pulled up her skirt and wiggled her hungry red beaver at him. She needed a trim. With a wish, all her pubes fell out, then an arrow-shaped landing strip grew in their place. "Are you really going to fuck me Mr. Phillips?" she asked eagerly. "You bet your sweet ass I'm going to fuck you, Christine!' he exclaimed, reaching around to grab said ass. "It really is your only hope of...

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Hermione Teaches Ginny and Harry how to Share

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Hermione Granger Chapter 3 Unexpected Assistance

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Tyrones Crossdressing White Pussyboy

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Hermione Granger Chapter 4 Fulfillment

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