Gerry had showered twice and washed his face a dozen times, but he was
pretty sure that a little mascara remained from yesterday's training in
the maternity dress and foundation garments. His mother was due to come
by in the next half an hour or so to pick up Mila and Gerry to take
Gerry shopping for a new blazer and some new shirts and pants to wear
while he filled in for the receptionist at his mother's investment firm,
where his wife and sister also worked.
A little gurgle came from the bouncy chair in the next room, so Gerry
dried his face and went to check on his niece. "How's my little
princess." He asked in an excited coo at the child. As he picked her up
he continued to speak baby-talk to her. "You look so beautiful today,
Princess. Yes you do. Grandma is going to want to show you off to
everybody. Yes she is. And why wouldn't she? You're the prettiest and
best baby in the world, aren't you?"
Mila smiled and giggled at the attention. She was still developing her
concepts of the world, but she knew that Uncle Gerry loved her and that
was plenty to make her happy.
Gerry had dressed Mila in his favorite dress. It was a classic, little
girl's dress. Pale pink, with a white Peter Pan collar, puffy little
sleeves, a smocked bodice with little red hearts embroidered all over it
and a puffy little skirt that just covered the disposable diaper and
pink plastic panties she wore beneath. He'd prepared the diaper bag for
an afternoon of shopping and was ready to go.
He did wish that it was possible to get a diaper bag that looked a
little less feminine, though. The bag that Taylor had given him to use
was a bright pink checkered affair with a long, white shoulder strap
that was covered in lace. Months ago, Gerry had tried to adapt a gym-
duffle to act as a replacement to these feminine accouterments, but
there was just no replacement for a well designed diaper bag, so - pink
checks and a lace covered shoulder strap would have to do.
A knock sounded at the door.
"Huh," Gerry whispered to his little charge, "that's odd. Grandma
usually comes right in."
He walked to the door, Mila happily bouncing along in his arms, and
opened door to reveal a thirty-something, attractive woman with a large,
rolling suitcase.
"May I help you?" Gerry asked.
"I think so." She smiled down at him. She probably would have been a
good couple inches taller than him in bare feet, but she was wearing
very high heels. "Is this 1753 Flagler Estates Way?"
"Yes," Gerry answered, expecting an explanation.
""Then you must be Gerry!" She seemed overly happy as she pushed her way
past him into his townhouse.
"Yes, I am, but... excuse me, ma'm, but what exactly is going on here?"
"Oh, I'm sorry." She laughed at her lack of protocol as she extended her
hand. "I'm Veronica, your mother's hairdresser. I do her hair every
Monday afternoon. Usually at the office, but today she asked me to come
here."
"Oh, I see." Gerry was a bit relieved. "You're looking for 1755 Flagler
Estates Way. That's next door. My mother lives there. I don't think
she's home just yet, but..."
The woman smiled and shook her head. "She didn't tell you, did she?"
"Apparently not." Gerry waited for clarification.
"I'm meeting your mother here today to do your hair as well as hers. I
understand that you'll be working for her this week and she wants me to
neaten up, as she put it, 'my son's rat's nest of hair' so that you'll
look nice at her offices. I'm sorry if you didn't expect me. She asked
me to come here early to get started on you before she comes. I'll touch
her up while your hair is drying."
"Oh, I see..." Gerry remained nonplussed. He shouldn't be surprised that
his mother would go this far, but, strangely enough, he was. "Well...
I'll need to put Mila down for a bit. Umm... I guess I could set up her
playpen and let her watch some Sesame Street. Could you give me just a
moment to set that up?"
"Of course." The woman smiled. "Here, let me take that beautiful baby
from you while you set things up."
"Oh, ok. Thank you." Gerry handed her to the beautician and hustled to
grab the portable playpen. He pushed the kitchen table to the side and
set it up there so that he could keep an eye on her.
"You have an absolutely adorable little girl and I love her dress and
the way you've done her hair in those pink ribbons."
"Thank you," he huffed with the effort of trying to get everything done
at once. "That's Mila. She's actually my niece. I take care of her
during the day."
"Oh, how nice! I suppose her mommy picked out this dress, I'd love to
know where she got it."
"Actually, no," Gerry said with a great deal of pride. "I bought her
that dress. My sister buys her lots of sports team shirts and things
like that. I just love to get her all dolled up in something pretty."
As soon as the words left his lips, he knew that he'd sounded silly.
Being a doting caregiver to a little girl had required Gerry to explore
the feminine side of his personality a bit, but he was still embarrassed
to display that side of himself to anyone outside of Mila, Stevie and
Taylor. "I bought the dress at 'Little Ones' downtown. I buy most of her
dresses there."
"How sweet," Veronica smiled. "Now, I understand why your mother wants
to treat you to a nice treatment."
Gerry attached his iPad to the side of the playpen and started an
episode of Sesame Street, which immediately got Mila's attention. She
leaned back and reached for the playpen, nearly pulling herself free of
Veronica's grasp.
"Hey, you!" Veronica held her more tightly and kept her from falling.
"Boy, she really loves Sesame Street, doesn't she?"
Gerry laughed. "I don't let her watch TV much and it's only ever Sesame
Street, so, yes, she loves it."
"My goodness! No Disney Channel or other cartoons?"
"Nope. It's Sesame Street or I read to her."
"Really!? That's wonderful. What do you read to her?"
Gerry smiled. "Well, she loves the picture books, of course, but
sometimes she just wants to hear a voice, so I read her literature. The
Brontes or Jane Austin or Louisa May Alcott. Sometimes it's poetry -
Dickinson, Browning... whatever. It all makes her happy."
"Hmmm," Veronica smiled. "All women writers. Interesting."
Gerry shrugged. "I'm hoping to inspire her."
"Very nice."
Veronica pulled her roller suitcase into the kitchen and placed it on
the floor, opening it to reveal a plethora of bottles, cans and
equipment. "We've got a lot to do to get that hair of yours under
control, so we should get started." She removed several bottles of hair
products and placed them on the counter. "Come on over to the sink so
that we can get your hair washed." She began running water, testing it
with her hand and making sure the temperature was correct. "Come on. I
won't bite." She smiled at the obviously apprehensive little man.
"Ummm..." He hesitated. "I thought you were just trimming the split ends
and stuff like that. I don't want to cut it short - regardless of what
my mother may have said."
"Oh, don't worry, sweetie." She smiled. "I just need to wash it and
condition it before we start. Your hair is obviously starving for
nourishment. We may do a hot oil treatment, too. You know how your mom
is about appearances in the office!"
"Yes, I do, and that's what worries me."
"Oh, come on. I'm going to shampoo it a couple of times, then put in a
conditioner. After that, if I think it needs the hot oil treatment, I'll
do that too, then another washout and we'll be ready to start shaping
your hair."
"Ok, then."
Gerry went to the sink where Veronica wrapped a pale blue, plastic cape
around him. She turned him so she could close the clasps on the cape and
pulled his hair through the opening. "This will protect your shirt from
the water and the chemicals."
"What chemicals?"
"Whatever chemicals we end up using to make your hair beautiful."
He huffed. "Let's just shoot for 'acceptable' and leave 'beautiful' for
someone else."
"Bend over," Veronica laughed.
As she worked the water and then the shampoo into his scalp she
complimented him on his house and how well he kept it and how well he
took care of a Mila. "You are quite the little homemaker, aren't you?"
She teased.
"I guess." Gerry accepted the compliment.
"Is that why you're going to the Halloween party as a woman?"
Gerry froze. "Excuse me?"
"Oh." Veronica felt his unease. "Don't worry, dear. Your secret is safe
with me."
He tried to stand upright, but Veronica had her hand on his back. "I
don't have a secret."
"Your costume, I mean," she laughed. "I just meant your costume. Listen,
Gerry, every October I am inundated with men and boys needing makeovers
to look like women and girls. At least you will be able to pass."
"Pass?"
"As a woman. I mean, for a straight guy, you're very cute, in a plump-
mommy kind of way. You'll look adorable in a little black dress."
"No, he won't," came a voice from behind. Kate had let herself in. "He
will look adorable in a maternity dress."
"Oh, an expectant little mommy," Veronica laughed. "Even better." She
wrapped his hair, turban style, then let Gerry stand straight for a few
minutes while the conditioner worked.
"Hi, mom," he smiled.
"Hello, Gerry." She kissed his cheek and proceeded past him to kiss Mila
as well. "Oh, I love the dress you put her in, Gerry, did you buy that
for her."
"Does it say 'Miami Marlins,' or 'Boston Red Sox' on it?" Gerry asked.
"No. It's perfectly lovely," Kate replied.
"Then I bought it for her."
Kate smiled. "I have to admit, Gerry," Kate places a kitchen chair next
to the playpen then sat so she could interact with Mila, "that I was
very skeptical and a little concerned when I came home last night and
found my son looking like a pregnant woman for the second time, but
Stevie has convinced me that it was just to try out a few things for the
costume party."
Gerry looked from his mother to Veronica and back again. Why would she
start talking about this with Veronica here? "Umm, yeah, that's true,
mom. I'll do it for you guys to win."
"And that's very sweet of you, Gerry. It's funny - this morning I was at
the Starbucks across the street from my offices and I ran into Janice
Llewelyn. You know Janice, right? She has a law firm on the third floor
of my building. Tall girl. Beautiful eyes. Any way, she immediately
started talking about our annual Halloween bash and she was all excited
about the costume competition. It seems that, this year, they have added
a prize to the traditional trophy."
"Really?" Gerry was genuinely curious. "What's the prize?"
"It's an eight person hot tube, Gerry. Now, I could never rationalize
spending tens of thousands of dollars on something as frivolous as a hot
tube, but if I were to get one for free... we'll, that would be quite
lovely."
"But mom," Gerry pointed out, "if I won, it would be 'my' hot tub,
right?"
"Well, yes and no, Gerry. Here's what I was thinking - if I were to help
you to look, dress and act like the perfect, pregnant woman so that you
could win, then we could all share it right out back here. Wouldn't
that
be nice?"
"Yes, mom, it would."
"Ok, then, I'd like to have Veronica give you a complete makeover today.
The works, Gerry - hair, nails, eyebrows, makeup, everything. That way
you can practice your act and between your sister, Stevie and me, we
could have you up to speed by the big day. What do you say?"
Feeling very much on the spot and not wanting to get into a big fight
with his mother in front of a stranger, he tried to set a reasonable
tone for the conversation. "Umm, mom, I appreciate you wanting to win,
but it's still a few weeks away and how would it look if I'm sitting at
your reception desk dressed as a guy, but with long nails and women's
eyebrows?"
"Pretty foolish, I should think," Kate scoffed, "which is why you'll be
covering the reception desk dressed in your maternity clothes."
"What!?" Gerry screamed. "Mom! You can't be serious!"
"I am as serious as a heart attack, Gerry."
"Mom! What if someone recognizes me!? I'd be a laughing stock!"
"Oh, come now, Gerry, who is going to recognize you? Taylor and Stevie
already know. You'll be covering for Monica, so she won't know, and that
leaves Laura and Erin. Laura started in May and Erin in August. Neither
has ever met you. Face it, Gerry, it's the perfect training camp for
you. Four days out in public, in disguise as a woman. No one will be any
the wiser once Veronica is finished with you, right Veronica?"
"She's right, Gerry. When I'm done, you'll just be another pretty face.
I promise."
Gerry shook his head. "Mom... come on... this is nuts."
"Let me up the ante a little, then." Kate folded her arms. "I understand
that you intend to take your wife to St Thomas for your first
anniversary, is that correct?"
"Yes, but you've already agreed to give her the time off for that."
"Yes, I did, but how do you intend to pay for that trip?"
"We have money, mom."
"What money?"
"The money in our bank accounts."
"That's Stevie's money, Gerry."
"No, mom. It's our money. Stevie always says so."
"So you're planning on taking her on a trip using money that she earned.
Wouldn't it be a bit more gallant of you to pay for the trip yourself?"
"Mom, I don't have that kind of money. You know that."
"No, but you could EARN the money."
"By doing this?"
Kate nodded. "You do this for me, Gerry, and I'll pay for the whole
trip. Plane tickets, hotel, food, everything. It's just four days work
in what I promise will be comfortable, pretty clothing and you can take
that tall goddess that you married on a trip to remember. I think that's
a much nicer present, don't you?"
Gerry felt a knot in his stomach, but he knew that he was going to have
to do this. He'd hate himself if he had a way to pay for the trip, but
used Stevie's money instead. He breathed deeply and tried to figure out
a way out of this.
There was none. She had him and she knew it.
"Ok. I'll do it, but I don't want to look like a joke or a drag queen. I
need to look... right. A regular, everyday, pregnant woman. Ok?"
"Of course, my dear." Kate smiled and stood. "Veronica, I shall leave my
new daughter in your capable hands while I run next door to change.
I'll
be back and you can touch up my hair while Gerry's new hair color is
setting up."
"You want to dye my hair!?" Gerry was frightened.
"Of course, Gerry. It's for your own good. It'll make you look so much
different that, even if you should run into someone you knew, they'd
never recognize you."
"Don't worry," Veronica smiled. "I'm going to choose a complimentary
color for you. Nothing garish or weird. It'll look great. I promise.
Now, let's rinse that conditioner out of your hair."
***
Gerry was in the office changing Mila's diaper when his mother returned.
He was wearing a plastic cap to keep the dye on his head and he knew
that he looked incredibly foolish. "Grandma is going to make Uncle Gerry
into a jackass, Mila. Yes she is," he spoke in his baby voice. "She's
going to make me look like an idiot and Uncle Gerry is going to sell his
dignity for the chance to maybe, just for once, look like a
breadwinner.
He's going to look like a woman just so he can appear to be a man in the
eyes of his wife. Life can be pretty silly, Mila. Yes it can. Yes it
can!"
"Gerry, can you come out here, please?" Kate called.
Gerry picked up his niece and adjusted the perfect little dress she was
wearing. "Oh, aren't you the prettiest girl in the world? Yes, you are!"
He cooed some more as he headed back into the kitchen.
"Gerry, Veronica have been speaking and I think, and she agrees, that in
order to get you properly made up and your hair properly styled, that
you need to be in your costume... or rather, your disguise. So, please
put on your maternity undergarments and a nice dress. Once Veronica has
seen you in the dress then you can take it off and you can wear this. I
picked it up for you on the way home."
She held a simple, satin robe out in front of her. It was a dark rose
color with black lace trim along the opening, the bottom and the
sleeves, which would only come to his elbows.
"Now?" he said, not wanting to don the pregnancy persona with Veronica
there.
"Now, Gerry. Don't dawdle, dear. I'll help you. Come on."
"Mom, I just... I just think it would be silly to put all of that on,
right now."
"Gerry," Kate did not like being opposed for any reason. "You are going
to put on everything that I request you to wear. You are about to take
on a very difficult disguise and Veronica is here to help you. You must
work with her. Besides, look at yourself. Your hair is in a dye-cap and
your taking care of a baby. Gerry, I'm a woman of average height and I
am at least three inches taller than you. Veronica is taller than me in
those heels of hers. If you're concerned about losing your masculinity,
then don't be - it's long gone, my child. Essentially, you are your
sister's nanny and it is high time that you started dressing for your
position."
Gerry was shocked at his mother's harsh tone. He knew that she was just
saying these things to force him to cooperate, but they really cut him
to the bone. Partially because they insulted his male pride, but
partially because it was all so goddamned true. For a moment, he looked
as if he was going to cry.
"Mom-" He hesitated and sunk his nose into Mila's soft, dark hair for a
moment as he chose his words. "I am not my sister's nanny. I am my
niece's caregiver and I love her in a way that I never expected to be
able to love another human being. Now, I don't expect to be applauded
for being a good caregiver to my beautiful niece, but I don't intend to
be demeaned because of it, either. Also, if you think that saying that I
am less a man than anyone else because of my size, then that's fine.
Bullies have done that to me my whole life. But if you think that saying
that I act like a woman to take of Mika is some kind of an insult, then
you're wrong. Everyone I love is a woman - Stevie, Taylor, Mila and
even
you. I act the way I act when I'm taking care of Mila because it's good
for Mila. If that seems girlish or womanly, then that's fine, because
it's good for Mila. I'm not insulted, but I am hurt that you see me as
such a disappointment."
"Oh, Gerry." Kate, who had a great deal of difficulty expressing
affection or even giving positive feed back, looked about to cry
herself, now. "That's not what I mean." She sighed. "Gerry, you know
that I love you and I am as proud of you as I could possibly be. I'm
sorry. I guess I was just trying to goad you into doing what I wanted.
You are a wonderful uncle and my favorite son. Both Mila and I are lucky
to have you. Do you forgive me?"
He nodded. "Sure. I'm sorry, too."
"Thank you," she touched his cheek and smiled. "Now, I hate to be too
pushy, but I am paying Veronica by the hour, so... if you wouldn't mind
getting dressed..."
Gerry handed his mother her granddaughter. "Yeah. I'll be out in a few
minutes."
***
Stevie was a bit surprised to find the front door locked when she got
home. As she turned the key in the lock, Taylor peeked into the side
window.
"I don't think they're home, yet," Taylor said. "It's dark in there."
It was nearly eight o'clock at night. Stevie and Taylor had gotten a
message from Kate stating that she and Gerry had gotten a late start and
she was taking Gerry and Mila for some dinner before coming home. Since
Gerry and Kate were going out, Taylor and Stevie decided to go to a
lovely East African Cuisine restaurant downtown. It was delicious.
"Gerry!? Honey!?" Stevie called into the twilight of the townhouse.
"Nope. They're not home, yet."
"Geez," Taylor grimaced as they turned on lights and walked through the
front room, "I hope everything's ok. I mean, they've been gone for
hours. Mila must be getting tired and cranky by this time of night.
Being caught between a cranky niece and a cranky mother must be getting
to Gerry."
Stevie laughed. "Let's go sit on the porch and have a glass of wine."
"I'll have to have some cranberry juice," Taylor smirked and pointed to
her breasts. "Until the dairy closes, I need to keep my milk pure."
"Oh, of course. Sorry. I'll have some cranberry juice, too. Do you want
some ginger ale mixed with it?"
"Whoa, lady," Taylor teased. "I have a baby, now. I can't be living on
the wild side, like you kids."
"Right," Stevie opened the refrigerator, "straight cranberry juice it
is."
"Oh, you know what?" Taylor snapped her fingers as if she'd just thought
of something.
"What?"
"It would be great if you'd add a little ginger ale to that cranberry
juice."
Stevie smiled and chuckled a bit. "Ok, but don't be cursing me when you
have a hangover tomorrow morning."
Both women laughed at that. They settled in on the porch and sipped
their drinks. They chatted about business and friends until Taylor
asked, "How did Gerry deal with the news that he couldn't father
children?"
Stevie thought about that. "You know, it's not easy to be Gerry. He's
smaller than most men and he's got you for a sister and me for a wife.
We're both taller than him, stronger than him..."
"More successful than him," Taylor said what Stevie was avoiding.
"Look, Tay, you and I have been really lucky. Athletic scholarships and
then your mom gave us opportunities that most people never get. Gerry
works hard."
"I know he does, Stevie, but how much money has he made since he started
his own business?"
Stevie shook her head. "Not much, but so what? I make plenty and he's
absolutely wonderful doing the cooking and housework. Heck, he even
helps you with the laundry sometimes. He cooks for both of us and just
look at how good he is with Mila. No, we're not a traditional couple,
but we love each other and we're happy. When he found out he'd never be
a biological father, I thought that he was going to fall to pieces, and
I think he might have when he was alone, but in public, he put on a
brave face. Until this weekend, we've hardly talked about it."
Taylor nodded.
"He is amazing with Mila, though." Stevie wiped a tear from her eye.
"Having said that," Taylor became serious, "I need to tell you
something. I recently spoke to a lawyer about my will and I named you
guys as Mila's guardians."
"Really?" Stevie was surprised. "I assumed that she'd live with Fred if
something ever happened to you - or Kate."
Taylor shook her head. "I don't think that Fred's coming back, ever, and
mom would still need Gerry to take care of Mila, so... She loves Gerry
and if I was gone... well, he's the logical choice. I'm glad that Gerry
has you... and that Mila has him, too." Suddenly Taylor was crying.
"Tay?" Stevie was caught off guard. "Tay, what's the matter, honey.
You're not sick, are you?"
She shook her head. "No. Everything's just so... fucked up, Stevie. I
thought Fred loved me and now don't know where he is or who he's with...
I wanted to give my baby a perfect life, Stevie. I didn't want to be a
single mom imposing on my brother and sister in law all the time. I love
her so much, Stevie, but I'm so lonely and scared all the time. I put
her to bed every night, then crawl into my bed, all alone and lonely...
all I do is worry and cry and worry and cry."
"About what?"
"About everything, Stevie. Is she ok? Is she developing correctly? Is
she going to be smart enough? What if something happens to me? What if
something happens to her? Why am I all alone in that bed and where is
that son of a bitch that I was so ready to spend my life with? What did
I do to drive him away? Everything, Stevie. Everything."
"Oh, Taylor," she took her friend's hand, "I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
I thought that you were... never mind, look, honey, you are not alone.
We are right here next door and your mom is just one door beyond that.
You did nothing to drive Fred away, Taylor. Fred is a craven little
coward who ran out on his wife and new born child. You'll find the right
guy eventually, honey, I know you will."
Taylor nodded and tried to calm her nerves. "Stevie, I'm so sorry that I
lost it. Oh, God this is embarrassing. These hormones are making me
crazy. " She wiped her eyes and laughed at herself. "Oh, God, I need a
glass of wine so badly!" This set them both into a bout of sad laughter.
"I'm sorry, Tay, but you know that we're here for you whenever you need
us. Both of us. You know that Gerry loves you as much as he loves me or
your mom... and as for Mila... well, I don't think I can even compete
with Mila."
They both smiled.
"Thanks, Stevie. I love you guys, too."
"We're back!" Kate called as she entered the door. "Where are you?"
"On the porch, mom," Taylor called back. Then to Stevie she asked, "Do I
look ok? I don't want her to know I was crying."
"Here," Stevie handed her a napkin. "Just blow your nose and wipe your
eyes. You'll look great."
Taylor smirked at that, but wiped her eyes, blew her nose and took a
deep breath as she prepared her appearance for her mother.
"Well," Kate smiled as she set a multitude of bags on the floor near the
doorway to the porch, "we had a wonderful day."
"Really?" Stevie chuckled in surprise. "Gerry usually hates shopping."
"Yes, well, today was different and I had a wonderful time. I think
Gerry did, too."
"Where is Gerry?" Taylor asked.
"He's changing Mila. They'll be in in a minute, I'm sure. Oh, Taylor,
that child was a perfect angel today and Gerry had her dressed so
preciously... oh, I got so many compliments on my beautiful
granddaughter! I was in heaven!"
Taylor smiled at the praise. "I should go help Gerry." She stood to go,
but Kate stopped her and said, "Just let Gerry be, now. He knows how to
take care her as well or better than you do. I'm sure that he's got
everything under control."
Knowing her mother was right, Taylor sat back down.
"Now," Kate clapped her hands, "about the rest of this week. We got a
lovely little travel crib and a little playpen that will fit just
perfectly behind Monica's desk so Gerry should be able to have my little
angel there without any problems. I think we're all set for everything
to go off without a hitch."
"What if she gets fussy?" Stevie asked.
"Then Gerry knows how to deal with that. A little crying isn't going to
upset anyone."
"Where is he going to be able to change her if he needs to?" Taylor
asked.
"There's one of those 'Panda' changing tables in the ladies' room," Kate
smiled.
"The ladies' room?" Stevie said surprised. "Won't it be a little odd to
have Gerry using the ladies' room?"
"Oh, I don't think that's going to be a problem," Kate smirked.
Stevie and Taylor gave each other confused glances.
"Kate," Stevie asked, "why, exactly, do you think that Gerry will be
able to use the ladies' room without any problem?"
Kate smiled like the cat who swallowed the canary and called into the
house, "Gerry!? Are you almost done, dear?"
"She's all changed, mom."
When he entered the porch, both Stevie and Taylor let out huge gasps of
shock. He was wearing an ankle length, navy blue dress with bright
flowers printed on it that Stevie and Taylor had brought home from
Goodwill over the weekend. It had short sleeves, a tiny hint of a white
collar and showed just a very little cleavage. He also had little Mila
held against his breast in her pretty, little dress.
The fact that Gerry was wearing his baby-belt and bra and, assumably,
panties to go out with his mother was surprising enough, but what really
shocked them was his long, wavy, chestnut brown hair with subtle red
highlights, his delicate, arched eyebrows, the dangling earrings that
glittered through his hair and the masterfully applied makeup that
changed his face drastically, making him look fresh and plump and
fertile.
"Hi," he said in a quiet, tentative and embarrassed voice.
Both woman sat frozen in shock for several seconds before Stevie stood.
"Gerry?" she asked, knowing it was him, but needing reassurance. "Is
that you? What's going on?"
"I can answer that," Kate smiled and she explained what had transpired
throughout the day and her decision to have Gerry working in his
disguise in order to properly train him for the contest. "Brilliant,
right?"
Stevie's breathing began to increase as she searched, but failed, for a
way to approach her mother-in-law/employer in a rational manner.
"Jesus Christ, Kate!" she erupted. "What the hell have you done!? He
doesn't even look like himself, anymore!"
"That was the point," Kate replied, calmly.
"Alright, Stevie, calm down," Taylor tried to help.
"Calm down!? My husband looks like a woman. Not like he's in costume,
Taylor, he looks like a real woman!"
"Isn't that what you wanted?" Kate smirked.
"Well... yes and no, Kate! This is undoable, for crying out loud! His
hair color! His eyebrows! He's a woman for real! It's not a costume any
more! It's a lifestyle, for crying out loud!"
Roused be the sounds of shouting, Mila began to cry and look for
protection. "Shh," Gerry said as he bounced her and moved away from the
noise. "Come on with Uncle Gerry, my love. Everything's ok. Everyone's
just upset because Uncle Gerry is messing up everyone's life, as usual.
Shh. Shh." They retreated to the bedroom.
"Who do you think you are," Stevie continued, "to do something like this
without talking to me about it first!?"
"I didn't need to talk to you, Stevie," Kate was getting a bit annoyed
that this conversation was still ongoing, "I spoke to my son. He's an
adult. He can make his own decisions."
"Mom, now that's not fair," Taylor offered. "You know that Gerry would
never say 'no' to any of us. Especially you. You should have run this
past Stevie first."
"Alright, now both of you just sit back down and listen to me for a
moment," Kate said with a tone that was commanding enough to make the
women comply.
"Now, look," she said as pleasantly as possible. "I am very concerned
about my son. He is as bright as anyone, but he is floundering. Stevie,
if it wasn't for you, he'd be destitute at this point. This is a golden
opportunity to give him the kick in the pants that he so desperately
needs. He is entirely capable of doing the receptionist's job at our
office and that's what I want him doing for the next four days. Now, at
the end of that time, I am hoping that he will be either so embarrassed
by being in a dress all week, or feel such a sense of accomplishment by
succeeding for a change, that he'll pull his life together and make some
sensible decisions about his health and his career."
The women nodded, calmed a bit by the thought that maybe Kate wasn't
just being a bossy bitch.
"But," Stevie said, "you still went miles further than I ever would have
pushed him, Kate. The makeup looks amazing..."
"And my hairstylist taught him how to do it himself," Kate interrupted.
"... and that can be washed off, but his eyebrows will be months growing
back and how long will it take that dye job to grow out?"
"Why would you want to let it grow out?" Kate asked matter of factly.
"It's beautiful."
Stevie shook her head in confusion. "Because it's a woman's color, Kate.
I wasn't planning on dying his hair, just having it done."
"Tell me it doesn't look nicer than his typical, greasy, dirty blonde
hair.?
Stevie thought for a moment. ?Well, I?m not saying that... I mean, it
looks beautiful, but men don?t typically walk around with beautiful
hair.?
?No,? Kate nodded, ?because they don?t wear it that long. My feeling is,
if he?s going to wear it long, then it should be beautiful, don?t you
agree, Taylor??
?Mom,? Taylor chose her words carefully, ?his hair isn?t the issue.
It?s... well, did it ever occur to you that Gerry may not be cut out for
a nine to five job? That, maybe, he?s happier here, at home.?
?What, just lazing around all day??
?No, mom. Taking care of the house, cooking, cleaning, taking care of
the baby. He hated working for that tech company. He loves doing this.?
?Being a housewife, you mean??
?In a way, yes, I suppose, but so what. Look, mom, my place was a mess
before and so was yours. We both kept talking about hiring a service,
but then Gerry started coming by once or twice a week and now our houses
are as neat and clean as this one.?
?So, he should just stay home and be a housekeeper.?
?No,? Stevie said. ?Not a house keeper, a partner in our marriage. I
like coming home to a clean house and a nice hot supper. I like having
you two join us, too. I couldn?t do that if Gerry was working full time.
I?ll miss it this week.?
?Well, then,? Kate said, suddenly self satisfied, ?if he?s meant to be a
housewife, then I?ve done you a favor and put him into the correct
clothes. In my day, men went out and earned a living for their families.
If you want to wear the pants in your marriage, Stevie, then I guess
that?s fine, but if that?s the case, then maybe you?ll enjoy coming home
to your little homemaker looking pretty in nice dresses.?
?Kate...? Stevie sighed.
?No, I mean it, Stevie. Be honest with yourself for a moment. When you
left for work this morning, you were married to an overweight, slovenly
man who didn?t smell all that nice. Now, your spouse is dressed well,
has beautiful hair and smells absolutely delightful - I?ve seen to all
that for you. Now, I suggest that you enjoy those improvements for the
next four days and then, at the end of that time, you decide whether
you?re better off with your previous spouse or this one. Frankly, I
think you?ll either prefer this one or a slightly more boyish version of
this one, but either way, I suspect that the pretty hair and perfumed
soaps and shampoos are here to stay.?
Stevie sighed and shook her head. ?Look, Kate, I?m not going to lie. I
was pretty turned on when we put Gerry into that one-piece the other day
and we had some fun that night, but I wasn?t looking to turn him into a
woman forever. We?ll do these four days since you said that Gerry
agreed
to those, but after that, we just do what we need to do to win the
contest, ok? No more forcing him into dresses except for what?s needed
and we let his eyebrows grow back and his hair color grow out.
Understood??
Kate smiled. ?Whatever you say. Now, let?s talk about his office
attire.?
Stevie looked at Taylor and they both raised their eyebrows at Kate?s
enthusiasm.
?Now, that mint green, chiffon number you bought is fine,? Kate picked
up the bags she?d placed on the floor, ?and that white cotton one with
the roses is good, too, as long as he?s wearing pantyhose,? she dug into
a bag and pulled out several plastic envelopes, ?which I bought him.?
She laid them on the coffee table.
The women nodded. They knew that Kate insisted that all the women
working for her wore hosiery, even in the heat of Florida summers.
Kate continued, ?That dress he?s wearing today is just too casual,
though. Fine for shopping, but not for the office.?
?Of course,? Taylor said when Stevie remained silent.
?I bought him a few more office dresses, too. More than he?ll need,
but... just in case. Besides, I?ve never had as much fun buying clothes
for Gerry as I did today.?
She smiled as she remembered the afternoon.
?It was nice to have my child and grandchild both dressed so prettily
out on a shopping spree with me. Oh, that reminds me,? she handed Taylor
a small, but full bag. ?These are all for Mila. Gerry picked them out
and I bought them. That boy has an amazing eye for little girls?
fashions.?
She handed the bag to Taylor who thanked her mother.
?Now, this bag,? she picked up a bag from a store called ?A Pea in A
Pod,? ?are five more dresses, all of which are perfect for the office.
?These two bags have some more casual dresses for her to put on when she
comes home.?
?He,? Stevie said.
?I beg your pardon?? Kate said.
?He. Gerry is a ?he.? You said you bought ?casual dresses for her to put
on when she comes home.? Gerry is a ?he.? I just want you to remember
that.?
Kate smiled, but moved on. ?This bag has several very lovely bras and a
couple more belly belts. And this last bag has a variety of panties.?
Stevie looked into the bag. ?How many pairs of panties did you buy him??
?Oh, twelve or fifteen or so. Like I said, I was enjoying a lovely
afternoon with my child and granddaughter. Maybe I got a little carried
away.?
***
It was an hour or more later after Kate had gone home when Taylor and
Stevie opened the bedroom door and found Gerry sitting on the bed, his
back against the headboard l asleep with Mila in a blanket sleeper
laying on his breast.
Taylor touched his smooth cheek. ?Gerry, honey. I?m taking Mila home
now, ok?? She spoke quietly.
Gerry opened his eyes and smiled as his sister lifted his niece from his
shoulder. When he could he stood and kissed first the baby?s soft hair,
then his sister?s cheek. ?Goodnight,? he whispered.
Then he looked at Stevie and shrugged. ?I?m sorry. I made a deal with
mom. I guess I should have talked to you first, but...?
?I know,? Stevie smiled and hugged him, his head nestled sweetly in her
neck and shoulder. God, he smelled so good, of lavender, vanilla, roses,
hairspray and makeup. ?No need to apologize. I know how your mother can
be.? She hugged him tighter. Maybe it was just the dress, but he felt
so
soft and small in her arms. It was nice. Very nice. ?
They walked Taylor and Mila to the door and waited outside until mother
and daughter had entered their own townhouse, then Stevie locked up and
they headed back to the bedroom.
?Are you ok with all of this, though? The hair and makeup? Everything??
Stevie asked.
He shrugged. ?I guess.?
?Were you embarrassed when you went out with your mom??
?At first I was. I mean, more scared than embarrassed, I guess, but...
well as the day went on, I began to notice that no one was taking any
real notice of me. As people kept complimenting me on Mila and wishing
me luck having a second child so soon, mom pointed out that everyone
just thought I was woman. Usually, when I?m out with Mila, I just get
funny looks. Today, everyone thought I was a normal person. I kind of
enjoyed it.?
There was no doubt that Gerry could pass for a woman, Stevie realized,
but she still felt bad that his mother had pushed him so far so quickly.
She also felt bad that the more she looked at him and thought about
kissing those soft, plump, lipstick cover lips, the more aroused she
felt.
?So you liked it??
?I liked the compliments. I don?t get many, you know. I mean, I know
that Mila isn?t really mine, but I?m very proud of how I?ve contributed
to raising her so far. The way she?s learning. How happy she is. The way
I dress her. All of it. It?s nice to know that it?s appreciated.?
Stevie smiled. ?Taylor appreciates it, Gerry.?
?I know, but... you know what mean. Nothing I can do was ever
appreciated by guys and women look at me funny when I?m out with Mila.
Today, dressed as a woman, women kept complimenting me. They told me how
beautiful Mila was and how beautifully I dressed her. It was nice. Even
my mom seemed to like me.?
Stevie laughed. ?Honey, your mom likes you.?
?No, my mom loves me. Today she actually seemed to like me. Even that
was different and nice.?
Gerry pulled a lacy, blue, sleeveless nightie from a bag and laid it on
the bed, staring at it.
Stevie stood beside him and put her arm around his shoulders. ?You don?t
have to wear that tonight if you don?t want to, baby.?
He shrugged. ?Yes, I do. The deal is that I dress as woman, completely,
twenty-four-seven for the whole four days and whatever else it takes to
be ready for the contest.?
?Yeah, but she wouldn?t know...?
?But I would. It?s ok. I?ll be alright, but I am sorry this all got so
out of hand.?
?No need, baby.? Stevie smiled and ran her fingers through his
beautiful, chestnut brown hair. ?If it?s any consolation, you really are
beautiful.?
He turned and laid his head on her shoulder and breast. ?I?m glad you
think so.?
She hugged him tight, closed her eyes and breathed him in, his breasts
pressed into her, just below her own. So nice.
She kissed him and drew the zipper of his dress down his back. She
slipped her hand inside and felt something silky. ?You?re wearing a
slip??
Gerry smiled. ?Mom dressed me. A lady always wears a slip, you know.?
She smiled down at him. ?They feel nice, though, don?t they??
?They do when you?re hand is sliding on it... especially when your hand
is there.?
Stevie?s hand was on his butt and it was kneading it?s through the
flimsy material of his slip and panties
?It does feel nice, doesn?t it?? Stevie whispered, her voice becoming
huskier.
She nibbled his earringed lobes and worked her way down his neck.
She lowered the bodice of his dress down, revealing the lace coved cups
of his bra. She continued kissing down his neck to his shoulders to his
chest to the tops of his breasts. She kissed some more and soon had his
dress completely puddled on the floor around his ankles. She liked the
slip too much to take it off, though. Silky and lacy... it was so
feminine and it made him look plump and pretty.
Suddenly, she stopped.
?What?? Gerry asked.
She stood back for a moment. ?Gerry... I was really pissed off at Kate
for pushing things so far, and I don?t want to make things harder for
you, but... I don?t know why, but I find this all very erotic.?
?I know,? he whispered back. ?I do too.?
She smiled. ?I?ll change. Put on your nightie.?
Stevie opened a drawer and disappeared into the lavatory. When she
emerged, she found Gerry pulling down the bed clothes, wearing the blue
nightie. Stevie was wearing dark blue, satin pajamas.
She giggled as she looked at him.
?What?? he asked.
?Well, first, you?ll need to take off your makeup before you go to
sleep, but I kinda like it for right now. Second, honey, you don?t need
to wear a bra and baby belt to bed.?
He sighed. ?I do. It?s part of the deal. Does that upset you??
She smiled. ?Actually, it pleases me a great deal.?
Not knowing quite why, Gerry smiled at that.
?Come to bed, baby,? Stevie whispered. ?I want to show you something.?
Gerry crawled under the covers, but Stevie pulled them to the foot of
the bed. Then she climbed on, spread his legs and knelt between his
knees. Slowly, she lowered the waistband of her pajamas and revealed a
black panty with a very realistic looking phallus hanging off of the
front.
Gerry?s eyes widened as he looked at it. ?Where did you get that??
?Do you remember what my nickname was on my basketball team in college??
He shook his head that he did not. He really didn?t know Stevie then.
She was just Taylor?s friend.
?The called me ?Stevie, the man? because of my name and because I was so
aggressive on the court. They used to shout at me, ?Stevie! You?re the
man!? whenever I made a basket. When I played my last game as a senior,
the girls gave me this as a joke. I wore it over my shorts that night in
the locker room, but it?s been sitting in my drawer ever since. I think
tonight?s the night to finally use it.?
Gerry looked from the strap on to his wife?s face and back. Was she
serious? What would it feel like? Would it hurt?
Stevie reached under his nightie and undid the baby belt, removing it
and his panties. ?Don?t worry, you can put them back on when you wash
your face.?
She tossed the under garments onto a nearby chair, then she tucked her
pillow under Gerry?s lower back and pulled a tube of KY lubricant from
her nightstand. She spread the gel on the phallus, then put some on her
fingers and began to work it slowly into his bottom, gradually working
her fingers deeper and deeper into him.
?It?s warm,? Gerry said.
?It?s got a warming agent,? Stevie smiled. ?Feels good, doesn?t it??
Gerry nodded, then gasped as she pulled her fingers out.
She adjusted herself and guided the penis into his opening. ?It?s going
to feel tight at first, baby. It might even hurt a little, but once we
get past that, you?re going to love it. I promise.?
He nodded, a little scared. ?Ok.?
It felt like nothing he?d ever felt before. As soon as the penetration
began, it felt tight and full, but as she pushed her manhood forward, he
felt himself stretching like he?d never been stretched before.
?Uh!? he gasped.
?Relax,? she whispered. ?This is what it?s like for a girl the first
time, too.?
She pushed in further and he arched his back trying desperately to
create space within himself where none existed. Stevie knew what he was
feeling and she leaned down to nibble his nipples through the bra to
distract him.
Gerry was overwhelmed, unable to think of anything other than the these
new, amazing feelings.
Stevie leaned back and looked at the beautiful, brown haired woman below
her wearing a feminine, lace trimmed, silky nightie and she felt a
contentment she?d never felt before.
?Ready?? she asked.
Not even comprehending the question, he nodded.
?Here we go,? she smiled and then she pushed. She pushed hard and she
pushed deep. She saw the look of pain and fear on his face and she heard
his loud, anguished scream, but then she felt him grab her shoulders
and
arch his back even more drastically than before. His eyes rolled to the
back of his head and his face took on a look of ecstasy as he tried to
accept more and more of her manhood into him.
?That?s a girl,? Stevie whispered. ?It feels good to have your man in
you, doesn?t it??
He couldn?t even speak, he just huffed and puffed and tried to assist
her dominance of him in any way that he could.
?What a good little girl you are,? she teased. ?are you ready to cum
like a girl??
He didn?t respond, other than to find a way to thrust against her
without interfering with her rhythm.
Stevie thrust deep and stayed there, then shook her pelvis, imitating
the motions of a male orgasm. She held him impaled on her organ while he
grunted and gasped and grabbed until he felt his own, new way of
orgasming pass.
Finally, his breathing slowed and their eyes met.
?You liked it, didn?t you?? she asked.
He nodded.
?I?m going to pull out, now. You?re going to miss me, but we?ll do it
again another time, ok??
He nodded, again.
She pushed him back and pulled the dildo from his rear end as he groaned
and involuntarily tried to clench the penis and keep it in him.
She smiled at his new expressions of femininity, the expressions
expressed by many a satisfied woman after her first intense orgasm. He
was lost in new feelings of joy and loss and want. These were feelings
that most men ever felt and she had introduced him to them. She hadn?t
orgasmed, but she felt a sense of release in herself that was unlike
anything she?d ever felt before. She was satisfied.
She pulled back the hem of his nightie to find a limp, dry penis. He had
definitely experienced several orgasms, but he had not produced any
semen. No muss, no fuss, just ecstasy.
?Now,? she smiled, ?be a good girl and go wash your face and brush your
hair. You?ve got a big day ahead of you, tomorrow.?
***
It had taken longer to get out of then house than they?d expected due to
both spouses needing time for hair and makeup, but they were in the
driveway at eight thirty and arrived at the firm at eight fifty, just as
Stevie and Taylor did everyday.
They entered the offices with Gerry carrying Mila, who?d been his back
seat buddy on the way, and Taylor carrying the diaper bag.
They went directly to the reception area where Gerry would sit behind a
high desk.
?Oh, look.? Stevie smiled and pointed to a brass nameplate that read
?Gerri Morley, Receptionist.? ?Your mom gave you my maiden name. Isn?t
that Isn?t that sweet??
Both Stevie and Taylor chuckled at that, while Gerry rolled his eyes.
Kate, who had been there for more than an hour already, came out to
greet them. ?Welcome, ladies, welcome!? She smiled. ?And where is my
little angel?? She asked before Gerry had even set the carrier down.
?There she is! Let me have her for a few moments, please. Grandma needs
some kisses.?
Gerry bent down, released the child?s restraints and lifted her to hand
her to his mother.
Kate huffed and shook her head. ?Gerry, I am flattered that you are
wearing the lovely panties that I bought you, but there is no need for
you to show me. When you need to bend, do so with your knees and
maintain your modesty, for heaven?s sake.?
?Alright, mom.? He blushed a bit.
?And do not call me ?mom? at the office. You?ll call me Mrs Wentworth.
Your wife and sister are both ?Ms Wentworth,? is that understood.?
Gerry nodded. ?Yes, Mrs Wentworth.?
?Very good, now, may I assume that my oldest daughter dressed this child
this morning?? She displayed the child wearing a onesie bearing the
logo
of the LA Clippers basketball club.
?Yes,? Taylor said, ?and she looks adorable.?
?She looks casual,? Kate scoffed. ?Miss Morley, please check your book
and tell me when our first appointment is.?
Gerry stood still for a moment before realizing his mother had meant
him. ?Oh, sorry,? he uttered as he hustled around the desk. He flipped
the book open and said, ?Ummm, it looks like the first appointment is at
nine thirty, a Mr Winslow for you, mo... Mrs Wentworth. Then it gets
busier at nine forty five.?
?Excellent, then that gives you some time to run an extra errand when
you go to Ruby?s for the Danish.?
?Danish??
?Yes, Danish. We have a standing order over at Ruby?s. Monica picks it
up every morning on her way in. That?s part of your job, now.?
Gerry blinked. ?Where?s Ruby?s??
?It?s down the block near Fast River Road,? Stevie explained. ?It?s only
been open for a few months.?
?Oh. Ok.? Gerry already felt out of his depth. He started for the door.
?Your purse, sweetheart.? Taylor grabbed his purse and held it up for
him.
He retrieved it and headed for the door, again.
?Gerry,? Kate called him back, again. ?You?re in charge of the baby. You
need to take her with you.?
?I?ll take care of Mila,? Taylor said.
?No, you have work to do,? Kate insisted. ?Mila is Gerry?s
responsibility.?
?Mom...? Taylor started, but Gerry interrupted.
?No, that?s ok. I?ve got her.?
He took Mila from Kate, squatted down, knees together, and strapped the
baby back into the carrier. As he did that, Kate said, ?On your way
back, please stop at ?Little Ones? and find something appropriate for
Mila.?
Gerry nodded as Taylor folded her arms, annoyed.
?And before you pick up the carrier, let me take a look at you.?
Gerry finished getting the straps locked then stood and faced his mother
for inspection. ?Hmm,? she had that judgmental sound to her voice. ?Did
you do your hair and makeup yourself??
?Yes,? he replied.
?Yes, what?? Kate demanded.
?Yes, Mrs Wentworth.?
Kate nodded. ?You did well. I like that dress on you.? He was wearing a
loose fitting, bright red, sleeveless, chiffon dress that clung
pleasingly you his breasts then flowed beautifully around his baby bump,
resting moderately high on his stockinged thigh. ?Pantyhose or
stockings??
?Stockings.?
She nodded approvingly. ?I don?t love the beige shows with the red
dress, though. Stop at Roberts? and pick up a pair of either black or
red pumps. Both if you want.?
Gerry sighed. ?Mom... I?m sorry... Mrs Wentworth, I don?t have that kind
of money with me...?
Kate waved her hand dismissively. ?Just tell everyone that I sent you
and they?ll put it all on my account. Now, hurry. We have a business to
run here.?
As Gerry hustled out the door carrying Mila?s carrier in his right hand
with his purse hanging on his left shoulder, Taylor said, ?You?re being
pretty hard on him, mom.?
?Nonsense,? Kate shook her head. ?For the next few days, Gerry is a
young mother trying to make it in the real world. It?s important that he
learns how to cope.?
?Mom,? Taylor didn?t agree, ?I?m not just a young mother trying to cope,
I?m a SINGLE mother and I never have all these things happening at
once.?
Kate smiled at her. ?You were already well off before having a child,
Taylor. Sadly, Gerry is not. Maybe this experience will encourage him to
become well off.?
?Gerry is well off, Kate,? Stevie pointed out. ?We have plenty of
money.?
?You have plenty of money, Stevie. I don?t want my son living off his
wife.?
Stevie looked at Taylor and shook her head.
***
At nine forty, Gerry hurried back into the offices, looking just a bit
disheveled from rushing, and carrying the baby carrier and a bag from
Little Ones in one hand and a box of pastries from Ruby?s as well as a
large bag from Roberts? in the other. A woman in her early forties was
sitting in the receptionist?s desk. She didn?t smile when she saw Gerry.
?You must be Gerri.? She stood.
?Yes,? Gerry put down the pastries and bags in his right hand and
extended it to shake the woman?s hand.
?Look,? the woman said without accepting the hand, ?I don?t know where
Kate found you, but I am not here to cover for a temp. I work on
commission and I have better things to do than sit here while you?re out
doing whatever you were doing. Understood.?
?Yes,? Gerry said, his hand dropping back to his side. He set about
putting Mila down and unloading his packages. ?I?m sorry. My mo... Mrs
Wentworth send me to do a few things that I didn?t expect to have to do.
It won?t happen again.?
?I certainly hope not.? The woman started to walk away, but stopped.
?You brought a baby to the office??
?Yes ma?m.?
?Does Kate know about this??
?Yes, ma?m. You see...?
?This is highly irregular. I mean, I do not want that child making a
fuss while I am speaking to a client.?
?Oh, she?s a wonderful child, ma?m. I promise. You?ll hardly know that
she?s here.?
?Well, we shall see about that!?
Just then, Kate appeared with another woman, this one in her mid
thirties. ?Ah, Laura, I see that you?ve met Gerri. Gerri, this is Laura
and this is Erin. You will refer to Laura as Ms Abraham and Erin as Ms
O?Hara. Ladies, this is Gerri and she will be covering for Monica for
the next few days. Gerri worked here during the summer while she was in
college and she has graciously agreed to come back for the next few
days.?
Erin said ?hello? to Gerry and asked, ?When are you due??
Caught a bit off guard, Gerry looked down, noticed his appearance and
smiled back at the woman. ?Three months.?
?Oh, my goodness,? Erin gushed. ?You?re this big at six months? You must
be having octuplets!?
Although Gerry found the remark a bit callous, he laughed along with
Erin and his mother.
?Speaking of babies,? Laura interrupted, ?could we have a discussion
about having an infant in the office, Kate??
?Well, we certainly can, Laura,? Kate smiled as she looked at Mila in
her carrier, ?but before we do, I should point out that this infant is
Taylor?s daughter, Mila, and my granddaughter.? She reached down to take
the child up into her arms.
?Oh!? Erin squealed. ?May I hold her for a moment? I just love babies.?
?Of course,? Kate kissed Mila, then passed her off to Erin. ?I know that
this is unusual, but Gerri has been working as Taylor?s nanny since
Mila
was born and when Monica asked for the week off, it just made sense to
have Gerri come back to fill in.?
?Oh, she?s gorgeous.? Erin bounced Mila who smiled back. ?And I just
love the Clippers? onesie.?
?Hmm.? Kate shook her head. ?Ms Morely, did you remedy this clothing
issue??
Gerry, who had been watching Mila being bounced and feeling a sense of
maternal pride at Erin?s compliments, looked at his mother for a moment
before saying, ?Oh, yes. I got her a really cute bishop?s dress in
purple and white.?
?Very nice,? Kate nodded. ?May I see it??
?Of course.? Gerry dug it out of a bag and held up the tiny purple dress
with puffy white sleeve.
?Oh, yes, perfect,? Kate took it and showed the other women. ?If Taylor
had her way, Mila would be wearing cleats and shoulder pads. Thank
goodness Gerri is there to bring a sense of femininity to Mila?s
wardrobe. Gerri has such wonderful fashion sense when it comes to Mila.?
Gerry smiled at the compliment, but his contentment was short lived
because Kate continued, ?Did you have a chance to do anything about
those abominable shoes you?re wearing, Gerri??
?Yes, Mrs Wentworth,? he nodded. ?I got a lovely pair fo black pumps and
a pair of red heels that match this dress. Which would you prefer I
wear??
The women were a little surprised by the question, but Kate moved right
along. ?When you say ?heels? do you mean that the heel is narrower than
a pump?s heel??
?Yes, Mrs Wentworth.?
?Well, those sound lovely. Wear those. In the future, I?d like you to
show me your attire before we open. I think that will be helpful in
training you to dress yourself as stylishly as you dress Mila.?
?Yes, Mrs Wentworth.?
?Alright, ladies,? Kate took Mila and handed her back to Gerry, ?let?s
get back to work. Gerri, please put the pastries out and pick up all of
these bags before our clients arrive. Thank you.? They all dispersed,
but Kate stopped and said, ?Oh, Gerri, did the people at Little Ones add
the item I called about??
?Yes, Mrs Wentworth.?
Kate had called the children?s store and asked that they include a Baby-
Bjorn baby carrier that would allow Gerry to have Mila strapped to his
chest. ?In pink??
?Yes, ma?m.?
?Excellent.?
***
At one o?clock, after several hours of greeting clients, guiding them to
the correct investment councilor, making and delivering coffee and the
occasional pastry, two discreet diaper changes in the ladies room, two
feedings and a lot of standing and bouncing Mila on his hip, Kate
arrived at Gerry?s desk and announced that he would be having lunch with
his wife and mother at a soup and salad shop down the block.
?Use the Baby Bjorn,? Kate said without room for discussion, ?it?ll make
things easier for you.? She went to retrieve her purse.
Gerry pulled the item from its packaging and read enough of the
instructions to figure out how to adjust the straps and contain the
child safely.
?How?s it going?? Stevie asked as she arrived at the reception area.
Gerry looked up and mustered a smile. ?Ok, I guess. No one has
complained, at least not to me, so I guess that?s good, right??
?I suppose so,? Stevie smiled. ?Believe me, if any one had complained to
Kate, you?d know about it. Mila hasn?t been fussy, has she??
Gerry smiled at the child. ?She?s been great. She likes the fact that
she has my undivided attention most of the time.?
?All set?? Kate was already moving past them as she headed to the door.
Stevie hustled to get in front of Kate and held the door for her mother-
in-law and then her husband, who, besides resembling a very pretty and
very pregnant woman, also had Mila strapped to his front.
?Ooh, nice shoes,? Stevie remarked in a not at all teasing way as Gerry
passed.
?Oh, thanks,? Gerry smiled.
At the restaurant, Kate ordered a salad, as did Stevie, but Gerry
ordered a small ham and Swiss on rye with a little mustard and mayo, and
some potato chips on the side. It wasn?t a big meal, but it wasn?t a
salad, either.
When he sat, Kate looked at his plate and shook her head. ?Would it kill
you to eat a salad??
?Now, Kate,? Stevie smiled and joked, ?remember, Gerry is eating for
two.?
Gerry struggled to sit in the chair at their table, the awkwardness of
his plump silhouette increased by the addition of Mila hanging on his
torso. The gentle movement of their walk and the fresh air had sent Mila
back to sleep and Gerry didn?t want to chance waking her by taking her
out of the papoose-like carrier.
?So, we have a complication,? Kate announced before Gerry had even
managed a nibble of his sandwich.
?What kind of complication?? Stevie asked, assuming that there was a new
investment regulation that Kate was about to explain.
?I received a couple of emails today that impact both of you.?
?How?? Gerry turned to his left a bit to try to grab the sandwich with
his right hand.
?Well, one of the emails lays out the rules for the Halloween Ball and
the costume competition. It seems that, although spouses and romantic
partners are invited, the only people eligible to win the grand prize
are employees of the participating companies.?
Both Gerry and Stevie remained quite as they considered the
ramifications of this statement.
?So...? Stevie spoke first, ?Gerry would have to remain working for the
firm for the next three weeks in order to be eligible to win??
?Correct.?
Stevie looked at Gerry and shrugged. ?Oh, well. We tried, baby. I guess
we?ll have to think of something more clever. You can still come in your
mother-to-be get up, but you can?t win the prize.?
Gerry shrugged. ?Sorry, mom. Do you still want me to dress up for the
rest of the work??
?Of course, Gerry, and there?s no need to be sorry. I?m going to keep
you on at least until Halloween.?
?But mom...?
?Gerry, it?s still Mrs Wentworth. You never know who?s going to overhear
us, even out of the office.?
?Ok, Mrs Wentworth, but won?t Monica be back on Monday? You don?t need
both of us at the reception desk.?
?See, that?s where karma and the fates all seem to have come together.
The other email I received was from Monica. It seems that on her flight
home last night, her old boyfriend was on the plane with her. They sat
together and talked, then, after they landed, went to dinner together.
Apparently, they chatted all night and he proposed at breakfast this
morning. She?s not coming back.?
When Stevie glanced at Gerry, the color had all left his face.
?Kate, you don?t expect Gerry to go on like this forever, do you??
?Oh, no, Stevie, of course not,? Kate laughed. ?Just until after
Halloween. By then, I will have found a replacement and Gerry can train
her for me. Everything is working out just perfectly.?
Gerry pushed his plate away from him, his appetite gone.
?Kate,? Stevie said quietly, ?I think we need to discuss this before we
agree to having Gerry living like this all month.?
?Oh, don?t be silly. He?s fine, aren?t you Gerri??
Gerry didn?t answer immediately, so Kate continued. ?Remember, Gerry,
your anniversary is coming up soon. Wouldn?t it be nice to give your
beautiful wife something extra special for your first anniversary??
The threat was clear ? do this or forget about St Thomas. He took a deep
breath and nodded. ?Yes, Mrs Wentworth, that would be very nice.?
?Gerry, you don?t need to...? Stevie started to say, but Gerry
interrupted her.
?No, Ms Wentworth, that?s ok. I?ll continue through Halloween. A deal?s
a deal.?
Stevie sat back, irritated by Kate?s presumptuousness, and confused by
Gerry?s passive acquiescence.
?I will make a concession, though,? Kate smiled. ?I will allow Gerri to
leave work an hour early every day so that he can get home and get
dinner ready. There?s to reason for you to not have a nice dinner in the
evening, Stevie and with Taylor still nursing Mila, she needs to eat
well, too. So, I have arranged for a car to pick you up every day at
four o?clock and take you home, Gerry. If you need to stop at the
grocery store on the way, just tell the driver.?
Stevie sighed. ?He won?t need a car every day, Kate. We?ll take two cars
tomorrow...?
?Oh, don?t be foolish. Imagine what would happen if she got into an
accident or was pulled over looking like that and having a license
stating that she was a male. Until she?s done with maternity dresses,
our little mommy here is not driving herself anywhere.?
***
At three fifty five, Gerry put Mila into the car-seat style carrier and
and gathered all of his bags together, putting everything he could fit
into the diaper bag. It had been agreed that the other women would take
turns covering the reception desk for the last hour of the day and
Taylor agreed to go first. Laura was not pleased about this arrangement
at all. When Taylor reached reception, she found her little brother
standing by the door, looking out the window for the hired car.
Taylor had heard about Kate?s imposition of a full month of dresses for
Gerry and she wasn?t happy about it either, but then she watched her
brother with her daughter.
He stood in the window in his pretty red dress and red heels, gorgeous
waves of brown hair with red highlights flowing down his back and her
daughter in the carrier being held, cradled in his arms as he swayed
from side to side to comfort the child. The hem of his dress swayed
along with him and when she listened closely she could hear him singing
quietly.
?Edelweiss,
Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Bless my home-land forever?
And Taylor started thinking, ?Maybe this wasn?t the worst thing that
could happen to her brother. Maybe her mother was actually on to
something.?