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Peilisalin uudet aikakirjat Peili nro 0, Jatkon aloitus eli uuden alustus. Jokaisella tarinalla on alkunsa ja loppunsa, t?m? ei kuitenkaan ollut kumpikaan niist?. Kaunis naisellinen kaksikkoni vietti aikaansa patjalla, kuinkas muutenkaan kuin paneskellen totta kai. Bimbo, tai siis anteeksi, ?lykkyytt??n lis?nnyt blondi oli t?ll? kertaa pantavana vaan ei alla patjana. K??nteinen lehmitytt? tuntui olevan h?nen suosikkinsa t?h?n astisista asennoista ja akteista joita min? olin p??ssyt n?kem??n. Mutta nyth?n min? hypp??n t...
Peilisalin uudet aikakirjat Peili nro 3, Tarina tisseist?, maidontuotannosta ja muodonmuutoksista. *Opas s?ps?hti henkisesti ja selvitti kurkkuaan.* Ah, tervetuloa takaisin! Sep?s oli erinomaisen eroottinen esitys ja tuoreen raikasta tarinaa, eik?s? Jatketaan juonta nyt kun on alkuun p??sty... Mielenkiinnolla katselin kuinka kaunis kaksikko peseytyi rankan ratsastuksen j?lkeen mutta harmikseni pesutilassa ei tapahtunut muuta mielt? kutkuttavaa toimintaa. Pettymykseni korvattiin kaksin verroin n?hdes...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 0, Muutos. Kaupunki n?ytti melkein siedett?v?lt? syksyisen aamu-usvan k?tkiess? sen hopeiseen syleilyyns?. Matka oli ollut pitk? sek? fyysisesti ett? henkisesti mitattuna. T?n??n oli viimeinkin aika tarkastella aikaisempia tapahtumia ja valita uusi suunta. Seisoin hetken suuren py?re?n rakennuksen ovella, ajatuksiani kooten ja valmistautuen henkisesti tulevaan koitokseen. Heti sis??n astuttuani saapumistani odottanut opas viittoili minua seuraamaan ja k?velimme pitk?n k?yt?v?n p??h?n. Avasin ...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 7, Puhdistus. Havahduin painon tunteeseen p??ll?ni ja tunsin jonkun koskettelevan ja kutittelevan kupeitani. "Huomenta," kuulin blondin sanovan. Ennen kuin kerkesin avaamaan silmi?ni, pehme?t huulet hipaisivat omiani kevyesti, painautuen kovemmin kiinni, hell?st? suudelmasta nopeasti intohimoisemmaksi muuttuen. Kaksi ajatusta k?vi aivoissani yht? aikaa, "joko taas" ja "oi kyll? kiitos". Vartaloni oli v?litt?m?sti valmis, n?nnien kovettuessa bimbon suuria rintoja vasten ja jalkov?li...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 12, Akti. "Pane mua jo peppuun, pliis" bimbo aneli, h?iriten ajatusteni lentoa. Kummastelin kadonneen erektion enigmaa, mahdollista motiivia miettien. Samapa tuo, totesin olkap?it?ni kohauttaen. Olipa blondilla itsell??n penis tai ei, kovasti h?n halusi minua kairaamaan onkaloaan. Sapelini syk?hti odottavasti muistaessani toisenlaisen kuuman ja m?r?n onkalon, sen tiukan puristavan imun. T?n??n pantaisiin viimeinkin kakkoseen, naisen toiveen mukaisesti, pitk??n h?nt? piinattuani j...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 27, Alustus. Kaunis blondini makasi raukeana kainalossani. Pohdin pystyisink? pit?m??n lastinhimoisen, kestokiimaisen bimbon tyydytettyn? kovin paljon pidemp??n. Nuorekas vartaloni oli saanut uuden energiasys?yksen muutoksessa, mutta fysiikallani oli silti rajoituksia. Edes feromonit eiv?t pystyisi m??r??ns? enemp?? nopeuttamaan tahi lyhent?m??n palautusaikaani. Tunsin my?s tarvitsevani taukoa herkkien paikkojen hinkkauksesta ja lastis?ili?t vaativat uudelleen t?ytt??. Kellokin tikitt...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 32, Yll?tys. K?dest? pit?en talutin blondin huoneeseen. Sokkona kulkiessaan nainen luotti johdatukseeni mutta ei arvannut mit? tuleman piti. K?velimme paljain jaloin sile?ll? lattialla kunnes bimbo l?ysi suuren py?re?n patjan varpaillaan. Olin aikeissa istuttaa naisen kun h?n karkasi otteestani ja kier?hti nelinkontin patjalle. Silm?t edelleen vy?tettyin? bimbo huitaisi kylpytakin liepeet pyllyns? p??lt? ja tarjosi itse??n astuttavaksi. Naurahdin ??neen, blondi oli ottanut kaksimielisen heit...
Peilisalin kronikat Peili nro 37, Silitys. Bimbo keikisteli edess?ni ilkosen alasti, mahtavat rinnat tyrkyll?, punaturkin h?nt? jalkojensa v?liss? heiluen. ?kisti nappasin ulokkeen valkoisesta tupsusta kiinni ja nyk?isin sen kevyesti irti. Huomasin ett? ketunh?nt? ei ollutkaan pyllytappimallia vaan pelk?st??n blondin piukkojen pakaroiden puristuksessa. "Vai t?llaisia ketunh?nti? sinulla on kainalossasi tai oikeastaan kannikoissasi?" naurahdin Muusalle. Nainen jatkoi viehke?n eroottisia tanssiliikkeit??n, h?nt?ns? menetyksest? ...
Peilisalin uudet aikakirjat Peili nro 6, Pieni? pohdintoja, per?n puhdistuksia ja anaalin avaamisia. *Oppaan katse oli lukkiutunut patjan tapahtumiin kun h?n huomasi hienoisen h?iv?hdyksen silm?kulmassaan. P??t? k??nt?m?tt? h?n viittil?i k?dell??n, kehottaen katsojaa tulemaan l?hemm?ksi." Nyth?n t?m? vasta j?nn?ksi k?y, kun ei punap??n pyllyreik?? n?y. Jos muistini ei nyt pet?, niin t?m? kaksikkommehan ei ole viel? molempien anaaleja kairannut. Blondi kyll? oli kerj?nnytkin parrua pakaroidensa v?liin ja hyv?n ensimm?isen peppupanon h?n saikin, jos ...
“Sunday Funday” takes on a whole new meaning whenever you’re visiting Victoria Cakes’ house on a Sunday. She’s got her friends Jayden Starr and Kenzie Reeves over for a girls’ day, and it just so happens to be Sunday…so why not make an inc cream sundae?! As you’re about to witness, today’s ice cream party gets out of hand really, really fast. Kenzie kicks it off, peeling a banana and then showing off her deep throating skills. Jayden and...
xmoviesforyou- s.k.s. I looked around and laughed as Silvio yelled to me to check out his new trailer... complete with clothesline, barrel hottub, and outhouse, it was a riot. I agreed that it was totally pimped out, and climbed the rickety front steps; immediately inside the door was a half-circle kitchen table where he sat opposite me. He looked up and grinned, a pile of half broken up weed and a blunt wrap in front of him, and gestured for me to sit down. I climbed around the other side of...
By: Hardtimes69 I was alone in another hotel restaurant eating another tasteless meal. Tired of being a road warrior, sales call after sales call meeting after meeting has taken its toll on me. Every week a different city, different faces, but the result is the same, my being alone. My sex life was reduced to a vibrator and a bottle of Astroglide lubricant. I was, ready, past ready for the touch of another human being. I took a mental inventory of my assets as I finished my meal. I was still...
Little Red Riding Whore – Part One This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, livingor dead, is coincidental. Fifteen-year-old Joely Baker kneels on the wet asphalt of a dead-end alleyoff the downtown street nicknamed the "Chicken Strip". Her soft red lips arewrapped around the swollen cock of Harry, the beat cop. The middle-aged policemanlooks down at the young girl and sucks in his beer gut so he can see into thelarge blue eyes of this teenaged whore. She looks up at him as...
Introduction: wife cheats after hubby passes out This was a moment of weakness, i think? I shouldnt have done this to my husband, but I did. I shouldnt have gone through with it, but I couldnt stop. Theses were his friends. This was a party for me, and I took advantage. I loved it. Happy Birthday hun. my husband Jay said as he looked me over. youd better hurry up the guys will be here soon and you dont want to be answering the door naked do you? Oh Trish is the only girl gonna make it because...
‘So you’ve written several dare stories involving teachers. I’m a teacher…’ She said, leaving the pause hanging in the air. ‘Oh? You’d like to be dared?’ I typed back, knowing that it was exactly what she wanted. ‘Yes.’ She replied, and a blushing smiley face icon appeared on my screen. ‘Okay then, here’s your dare!’ I typed back. After thinking for a minute, I wrote, ‘The next time you’re alone in your classroom, pull out one of my teacher stories. Read it. Lose yourself in it. Then, get up...
My wife, Dani, has always a tease in front of my friends, especially when she's had a few drinks. Whenever my buddies come to the house for drinks and cards, Dani invariably, somehow, ends up running around in her panties and a t-shirt, claiming that it's too warm in the house or that she wants to "get comfortable."Of course my friends don't mind. Dani's hot. In fact, she's a blonde, bombshell-knockout with a heart of pure gold...which is one reason I married her.I don't mind either.In fact,...
A Mother"s Touch It"s fascinating how extraordinary circumstances can spawn totally unexpected acts and deeds. In this case, a serious car crash thrust my 18-year-old son, Charles, and I into a situation that brought us together in a way neither of us could ever have imagined. He"d been out driving around with a couple of older boys, one of whom just got his license, when the driver lost control and rolled it. Luckily nobody was hurt, but they all ended up in hospital for a couple of weeks with...
Incestone I woke to the chime of my cell, and as usual this week I considered it with a mix of fear and anxious excitment. If all of this was to end today, my period and my dominance by the sentient Flo app, I wasn't sure what I would do. I had been pushed to my limits, but I had to admit I had rather enjoyed my experiences. Would I return to work wearing only lingerie in a couple of days? Or would I enjoy being the new me, with gorgeous nails and my new hair cut? Hard within my panties...
Where the hell is the bathroom? I think I remember it being over here somewhere... I wish I wasn't so fucking drunk. The walls feel so nice... Is that velvet? Why would they put velvet on the walls? Who cares... I'll just stay here for a minute and enjoy the feeling... Damnit... I forgot I need to pee!!! There it is... the bathroom!! Why are your pants always hard to open when you really have to go? Now see... If my girls were here with me, it wouldn't be so bad. Who knew peeing could feel...
My parents are from the '60's generation of hippies. They were strong believers in free love and everything that comes with it. They had me when mom was about 22. So considering that I'm 24 now that makes her about 46, they never had another child, so I was growing up with no brothers or sisters. I grew up in what is very typical of such environment. Sex was never a taboo subject and always freely discussed in our household. Even my parents' sexual activities were never a secret. Their...
Mr Patel was only too pleased to accept mum's promise that Jill would make a good and trustworthy tenant and he surprised us further. "We will see what the lady is like first, but if my son say she good lady and no trouble, he will probably ask her to work in his shop, as he needs an assistant full time!" That was brilliant news, I felt mum's hand squeezing mine as I asked for a bottle of vodka, a large bottle of coke and six cans of lager. "I am think that you drink such a lot since...
The urge to go to an ABS soon popped into my head and to further add to the excitement, to go as a guy, but dressed underneath. To those you who go to an ABS, dressed underneath, I’m sure you can relate to this. The first time I did this I wanted to suck a cock….like to good gurl should. After all, what’s the point of dressing as a slut and not being one…and when I dress as ‘Jolene’, I AM a slut. This was, may be, 12 yrs, ago. I told work I was on jury duty and planned the whole day around,...
“The 32? What’ll you give?” “I asked you first,” I said. “It’s got a rod right through the side of the block,” he said. “That’s my problem,” I said. “This is the best side.” So ... I got out of the Van and hobbled my way over to the Ford. The off side had a dent in the fender ... I could lay the fender on the ground and bang it out with a sledge hammer. I was already planning the conversion when he suggested two hundred dollars. “Write me out a receipt.” I fished out the two bills. “I...
You looked at the imposing building before you. There was a new drive for colonization of Terra-2, a utopian Earth-like world under the control of the company, and the spaces had become very limited. You knew there was a certain risk, and that by signing the legally binding document you gave the company authorization for mental and body modifications as they saw fit to assure you were ready for your new position on Terra-2's society, but with how Earth was doing, it wasn't much of a question as...
As I pulled into the driveway I could barely get the truck in park before I opened the door. After the conversation that I had on the phone with my girlfriend a little earlier, I knew I was in for a treat for dinner. When she offered to make me whatever I wanted for dinner tonight I decided to spice things up a bit with a request that I had been wanting to make for quite some time. This seemed to be the right time, as I could tell that she was in a particularly amorous mood and would be more...
BDSMKaren found Bob Thurlow's number on a list somebody had put together of the volunteers who comprised the Boggy Creek Restoration Project. She remembered who he was. They had even worked side by side before. But she couldn't remember saying more than a few words to him. Based on the prefix, the Thurlows still had a land line. She was mildly surprised, but then again, she was calling them on one herself. "Thurlow residence," announced a girl's voice when the phone was picked up. Karen's...
"This whole night just sucks!" Regan said as she wiped away tears. "Andy thinks I'm a fucking snob because I was nice to his family. Elizabeth thinks I'm a bitch because I don't worship the ground Lupe walks upon. You and Ruth got dragged down here to play fuckin' mini golf!" "I like mini golf," Joy said. "I think you would, too. Chris and Paul would enjoy watching Ruth bend over to putt with her buttons down. I wasn't worried about having fun. We do that wherever we are. Right...
Daenerys returned to her chambers and ordered her ladies in waiting to bathe her. The women recognized the bruises as Offa’s handiwork as soon as they saw the Queen strip down. Jenny poured her a bath and Agnes began to rub the woman’s body down. “You know I still haven’t thanked you for giving me to Offa for a few days,” Agnes smiled at Daenerys. Daenerys was about to say that no gratitude was, and while it was harsh, it had been necessary. She needed to see how women so used to sex...
Hi Indian sex stories readers, I’m a big fan of ISS. Actually a big hai to all those authors and readers. I’ll use these stories in my real time life to seduce aunties and mature woman. I’m an aunty lover. I love mature ladies I used to watch ,attracted to them. Being hitched to a beautiful or sexy lady is my fantasy !! This is my first story in Indian sex stories so please forgive me for any mistakes. Please feel free to drop mail at About me !! I’m raj ,24 from west side of typical Tamil...
IncestAre you ready to Wank It Now? That’s more of a rhetorical question because I honestly don’t get many visitors here at ThePornDude who aren’t looking to pull their puds, usually while looking at some dirty movies. That’s why today, I’m going to be checking out a site that’s just full of sexy girls sucking, fucking, and talking really dirty. You might be thinking, “Well, that sounds like any other day around here,” which is true. However, the big question is always what separates today’s site...
Premium Fetish Porn SitesI can't believe I'm writing about this. In fact it's hard to believe it even happened. Let me take you back, briefly, to the beginning of this adventure. There is a well known chain restaurant near where I live that I go to often. It's attached to one of the larger hotels and they get a lot of walk in's from the hotel side. I prefer to sit in the bar area and because of that I've gotten to know several of the female bartenders reasonably well, in a customer/waitress sort of way. I guess I'm...
There was a trampoline place downtown that Bethany and I had wanted to go to forever. Mom worried that we would break our ankles or something, but it was just her being overprotective like usual. I bugged my brother, Joe, to take us because he did gymnastics with us and had his driver’s license. We said please like a hundred times, so that was how Bethany and I found ourselves squeezed in the back seat of his old beat up CRX to drive there. “We’re only staying for a while,” Joe warned us...
My name is Father Francis O'Reilly and everything you are about to read is absolutely true, as told to me by parishioners in my flock!!! The confessional box is one of the final places on the face of the earth where you can pour out your heart without fear of retribution or exposure, and I believe for this reason more and more people are forsaking the "communal forgiveness" that is bestowed each week during regular Sunday Mass, and opting instead for the much more intensely personal experience...
EroticWhen Pat moves from Grade School to Junior High School he’s a bit surprised by the change in the student culture. However, soon after he starts the 10th Grade in Senior High School the differences in the student culture to his previous schools is a shock to him! In the first few weeks he learns how important the student social standing is to the majority of the students now, and how it can make school easier or a lot harder than it needs to be. The real shock for him is how so many minor...
Hi, my name is John. I’ve been having fun for years now and have been living such a great sex life that I thought I would share some of my stories with you. And oh do I have some stories, there was the time I had sex in the car with my first girlfriend, there was the time I had sex with my sister, oh there was the time I sexually experimented with one of my best friends. But lets save those stories for another time. Well as you know my name, I should tell you a little about myself, at the...
You have just come home from work. Stressed and aching. You grab the tv remote slump yourself on the sofa and turn on the tv. You being to day dream of a break from work and a spar day. All of a sudden you hear a knock at the door. You manage to drag yourself to the front door. You are greeted by an attractive man you subconsciously look him up and down he interrupts you mid way and say. "Good evening miss I hope I didn't disturb you". You look into his eyes and reply "not at all" with a...
Chapter 2 – Toni Gets BustedToni was late. Her mom was really going to be pissed. The store was all the way on the other side of town. She was going as fast as she could in the heavy traffic. She approached a light about to change, stepped on the accelerator, swerved around a car trying to stop and shot through the intersection just as the light turned red.Toni was racing down the next block when she saw the flashing light and siren from a police car. Shit, she didn't have time for this, she...
I was babysitting for Jeff on a stinker of a night. Jeff is a single parent. According to my mother, his wife had an argument with a train and lost. My mother expressed surprise that the train survived the encounter. Anyway, she left behind Jeff and two cute little k**s, Bobby and Marie, now aged three and two, respectively. Jeff had helped put the k**s to bed and then shot through for his night out. He doesn’t get that many of them. I watched TV for a few hours and finally went to bed myself....
Why do I love to be with Big Beautiful Women? Well, let me tell you about my first BBW and you can gather why I love them so...Back in my 20's I was working for a professional ambulance service as a crew chief. Most of the work I was hired on for was for special events, which meant sitting around dispensing bandaids and ice packs. My first partner was a guy a little younger than me who was waiting for a transfer out of special events to emergency response. When he was transferred my boss asked...
One of our oldest friends came up to visit, we hadn’t seen her for around six months and she was quite distressed. Coming into the kitchen and she sat down and with a coffee she told us a story which I just had to tell my friends on here, it was bizarre to say the least. She was 47 years old, 14 stone, and in a difficult relationship. I write as if she’s talking.It was a couple of Wednesday’s ago, one evening me and my husband had a blazing row and during it he said he didn’t fancy me anymore...
I am 23 years old and a fresh college graduated that has been looking for a job for almost 2 years. I have been on a couple of interviews but still nothing. I recieved a call from a marketing company I had submitted a resume to over a month ago and they wanted me to come in for an interview. I eagerly said yes and set up the time. Finally the day was here I went downtown to the address I was giving it was a the largest building in town atleast 60 stories and they were located on the top...
I had originally intended this to be a two part story, But I got so caught up in it that it begged to be told in one part. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. ***** Lieutenant Mitchell called our squad together early one morning in late November. Mitchell was a newly minted second lieutenant assigned to our squad replacing a seasoned veteran. Just great. Well, he wouldn’t be the first one I would have to break-in. Intel had provided us with information that three...
Recently I went out and was hanging out with some friends - it was a Saturday, and we had a great time. I parted later in the night from them all and was driving home, when the urge to get some lingerie hit me... I HAD to get some. It was foggy and kind of warm for a Michigan January night, and I stopped in a Meijer and hit the lingerie section right away. I saw quite a bit of cute stuff, but nothing that was instantly me. I kept looking (it was late, like I said, so not a lot of shoppers or...
________________________________________________________________________________ As always please rate and comment. This is the sequel to the Eternal Awakening story, and for those who feared that the story had ended, think again! All the characters are coming back as Richard's journey continues! Eternal Darkness Chapter One: Unannounced Visitors Richard stood out in the cold snow at an intersection, the Do Not Walk sign staring him in the face. Traffic slogged...
With this new information, I decided I really didn’t want to see Scott. I knew he could easily tell how bummed I was. If he didn’t bug me about Mandy, I knew he would bug me about why I was so down. I wasn’t in the mood to share my family’s problems. I told mom I was going for a ride, and when I thought I’d be back. She told me to make sure I took my cell phone, and I took off on my bicycle. I don’t remember where all I went, but I finally showed up at home about five. When I was putting my...
Introduction: I always wanted to watch my wife fuck another guy, finally she let me. This is my first story so please leave comments . For a long time it had been my fantasy to see my wife Elaine get satisfied by a stranger and I always felt if she was truthfully honest it was something she wanted to experience too. Although I had told her this fantasy a few times, generally arising when we were both feeling horny after we had had a few drinks it had never progressed any further, that was until...
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The next day at sunrise all the zombies collapsed where they were, littering the streets and buildings with bodies. The dead, were gradually moved by the vastly reduced emergency services and city crews. The living, but dead to the world, were moved to makeshift shelters. There, they could be secured and questioned when they awoke. Still, there were so many, that unless they were in the road, or out in the open, they weren't picked up. Many others were simply locked in whatever buildings...
Bonding with Daddy ============================= I remember my dad waking me from a sound sleep. It was summer and I was wearing low cut white cotton panties and a silky pink top that I had been wearing for years. It started out as a crop top, and as I grew the top got shorter and shorter. Mom always fussed at me for keeping it, saying that as a 14-year-old, I had outgrown it several years ago, but I loved that top. It was so comfortable. I was sleeping on my back since it was very warm, and...
Hi all…I am back with another of my stories from the past when I was yet to marry my girlfriend. This was the time when a very close friend of mine – Manav – who was married a year back – was with us and looked a bit downcast. Manav had known my wife through me for a couple of years and knew what a horny pair we were! Today he appeared downcast and the two of us were a little concerned for him because his was a happy nature basically. On inquiring he was hesitant at first, but later spilled out...
For Friends and Family Part 18 - Laughter and Tears As we left the room I whispered to him, "I feel just like a princess" then explaining further "it's the first time I have ever worn a dress this long in public; so you mister are going to have to make sure I don't fall flat on my arse!" "Nichola," he gasped in mock horror, "that's not very lady like." I smiled sweetly at him and whispered, "Wait until later on." Walking in a long dress is not easy, especially with a...
Ruth Carter sat at the old desk in the back room of All Star Video. The last of her employees had gone home a half hour before and the fifty-one year old felt justified in having a cold beer as she worked. It was an indulgence she would've fired anyone on her staff for taking. Part of that attitude was, of course, due to the fact that the average age of employees at All Star was eighteen. From the day she and her now ex-husband had opened the store fifteen years before, there had been two...
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Reddit NSFW ListWhen Jill woke she found herself strapped to a bed, nude and spread eagle. Standing around her were several women, also nude. “What’s going on?” Jill said, confused. A beautiful redhead, with a shapely figure stepped forward. “My name is Erika. Welcome. You have been sponsored into our lesbian society.” “But I’m not gay!” Jill said. Erika smiled. “That will soon change.” “What? Untie me… let me go!” she said...
Would you be our full-time cross-dressing lesbian boislut? Of course you would. I knew that from the moment we'd made you beg to be fucked whilst dressed in a red corset, knickers and stockings ensemble. Your clothes matched those of me and my new student girlfriend, and your makeup was messed only by our juices. It was easy to make you submit after that. A hard fucking does wonders for a sissy's attitude. You moved in a week later, and I knew you were ready for the next step. We...
Compliments of Loyal Reader ... yes I know a couple could be repeats... We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” My wife asked incredulously. “I’ll take the special.” “How do...
George lowered himself slowly into the cool water of the pool; the feeling of relief was immediate. Not that the heat of the day was that bad (somewhere in the high 80's) -the real relief was centered in his no longer swollen but still very tender scrotum. It hadn't been that many days since he'd been clocked in the nuts by a softball traveling at near 80 mph. Damn that Michelle from Hell. Michelle Gardner was the sister of his best friend Pete. Michelle from Hell (Michelle was 11 months...
"Alex, darling, where have you been hiding yourself?" Amanda gushed, flinging herself into his arms and trying to kiss him. Alex turned his head, avoiding her lips and worked to disentangling himself from her incoming hug as much as he could. She smelled of cigarette smoke and bad perfume, which he deplored. It always made him wonder how bad her sense of smell had become. He disliked her on several levels. He did not smoke and could not stand to be around those who did for extended periods...