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Wu Mei worked as a waitress at Benny's Pizza but was now making extra money doing odd jobs at a big hotel. But the hours were terrible. She had worked 20 hrs a day the last 3 days. Sometimes she could barely see straight and even simple things were hard. But getting enough money to visit her husband made it all worthwhile. She needed to see him, particularly after the shocking things that happened on Halloween. She had been working overtime at Benny's and had to deliver a late pizza to some college boys. They had slipped her some wine. She had passed out and woke to find the two boys using her body. She'd tried to fight but her body betrayed her and she had wildly enjoyed their bodies. Shamefully, the next morning she had asked for more! The disgrace weighed on her mind. She needed to be with her husband again.

Today, Wu Mei had to dress in a Santa’s Elf costume and hand out treats from a red sack to all the guests. The girl who was supposed to do this hadn't shown up and Wu Mei got stuck with the job. The costume, rented for the other girl, was one size too small for Wu Mei. It was tight and uncomfortable. And ridiculous! She had to wear silly green ears! The tunic was green. The skirt was red and clingy and barely covered the tops of her black, fish-net nylons and she had to wear green panties. And she had to wear funny slippers with bells. People laughed at her; most of all the basketball players. There were a lot of college basketball teams there this weekend.

Finished giving the treats to Room 1427, Wu Mei headed to the last room, #1428. It was around the corner. A door closed. Three young, giggling cheerleaders came from that direction. One was zipping her skirt, another was buttoning her blouse. Good. This meant Room 1428 was empty and she could go home. Better knock first to make sure.

"Who's at the door Cory?" Eddie pulled on his basketball shorts.

"Probably the girls back for more." Cory snatched one of the last 4 brownies and stuck it in his mouth. Good thing they had brought this batch of pot-laced brownies. The cheerleaders became real team players after a few bites.

"Well, I got another load or two in me. I'll let them in." Eddie grinned.

The door opened. A big, smiling, muscular black man appeared wearing basketball shorts but no shirt. His glossy muscles beamed at Wu Mei. Another black man peered over his shoulder.

"I Santa’s Elf. I bring you treats." Wu Mei smiled wearily, holding up her red sack.

Eddie and Cory stared at the tired-looking Chinese woman in the tight, elf suit and jingle bell slippers. She looked ready to collapse.

Eddie and Cory looked at each other, shrugged and invited her in. "Come on in little Elf. What kind of treats do you have?"

"Chocolates. See? You take?" After this Wu Mei could go home and sleep. Her worn out body wobbled from exhaustion.

"Chocolates? Sure we'll take some. And we'll give you a treat too. Try one of these brownies, they're real good!" Eddie, giving a wide, friendly smile, waved Wu Mei to a comfortable armchair as he handed her the largest spiked brownie. "Cute costume," he remarked.

Wu Mei smiled warily, took the brownie and sat down to relieve her weary legs. They seemed like nice young men even if they were black. Fighting back the urge to close her eyes, she slowly munched on the delicious brownie. It had some extra flavor she didn't recognize. Why were they winking at each other? Maybe it was just the light. Were they smirking? She finished the brownie quickly so she could leave. Their strange smiles made her feel uncomfortable.

"See I told you they were good. Here have another one. Nice Elf. Work all day. Nice Elf need treat too." Wu Mei didn't notice the mocking sound in Eddie's voice as he smilingly offered the second brownie. His beefy body stood over her so she felt it would be best to politely accept one more brownie. Besides, the chair was comfy and her eyes wanted to close.

Eddie and Cory gazed at the woman munching on the brownie, their eyes drinking in the black fish-net stockings covering her slim legs, the tight silky green tunic accentuating her belly and chest, the short red skirt exposing her legs.

Her head slowly slumped forward, her eyes closing of their own volition. The green elf ears drooped onto her knees.

"Look at that! She's asleep! What good is that?" Cory rolled his eyes with some annoyance.

Eddie ventured an idea, "Maybe she's too tired; the brownies sent her off to slumberland. After all, she's at least 20 years older than us. No spring chicken. But my pecker ain't worn out yet and she'll do. Never had a Chinese before, let's see what Chinese pussy is like, what'd ya say?"

"Yeah, let's try Santa’s Elf. Guess it doesn't matter if the elf is sleeping."

Wu Mei stirred, tried to stand and open her eyes, saw a vague image of 2 men reaching for her, their hands under her armpits lifting. Someone walked her forward then laid her on her back. She had the feeling of floating. Very calm, relaxed. Sleepy. Her eyes closed again.

Sensations. Hands slid up her legs. Hands rolled her over.

"Don’t elves wear the cutest little red skirts? It clings to her ass. Nice. Wonder what an elf’s ass is like." Cory smirked as he ran his hands over her soft ass. One finger slid down the crack of her ass. Up her back over the soft silky cloth his fingers roamed until they reached the top of the skirt zipper.

The tight elf skirt suddenly loosened. Wu Mei stirred again, tried to get up. A hand squeezed her bum? What? She giggled, feeling good.

"Nice elf, just relax. Your suit's too snug; we'll help make you feel better." Eddie talked soothingly noting from the giggles that the brownies must be taking effect.

Eddie's hands caressed her inner thighs while Cory pulled the elf tunic over her head, unhooked her bra strap and checked the label. "Hmm, 36B." Cory chuckled, gazing at her bare her back.

Hands turned her over again. The bra fell off as she rolled. She giggled again enjoying her husband's caresses as he lovingly stripped her naked. She wriggled to help as he slipped her skirt down her legs and off. Wu Mei was so happy to be back in her husband's arms.

"Nice tits. No drooping. Now let me tear off the panties." Eddie gloated at her hardening nipples.

"Why do you always rip the panties? The cheerleaders thought you wuz weird." Cory rolled his eyes.

"I collect torn panties, OK? Look, these ones are green." Eddie mumbled as his hands gripped the waistband of her green panties, ripped them off and tossed the remnants into his bag. His cock hardened at the sight of her bare black-thatched pussy. The neat hairs were all short and straight, not curly.

They stood back to admire their handiwork. The sleeping woman let out a giggle as they ogled her naked body: green elf ears poking up from her head; almond-shaped eyes flickering as she dreamed; firm, twin orbs topped with large erect nipples; slightly fleshy tummy with a deep belly-button; dark hair concealing her slit; black fish-net stockings contrasting with her light skin; jingle bell slippers still on her feet.

Wu Mei enjoyed being naked with her husband at last. She felt giddy but so tired. Could she satisfy him?

Eddie's powerful arms turned Wu Mei upside down draping her knees over his shoulders, her hair hanging down to the floor as her head dangled just above his erect monster cock. He drew her pussy lips to his mouth and gazed down the crack of her smooth ass. His long, thick tongue caressed her wet pussy. He stopped, smirked at Cory remarking, "Wet pussy! Sweet dreams little elf!"

Wu Mei felt her husband's powerful arms swing her upside down feeling thrilled as he stuck his hot tongue into her anxiously waiting pussy. Powerful arms? He had never been muscular. He had never licked her pussy either!

Cory rubbed his cock as he stared at Wu Mei's naked body, the nylon clad legs draped over Eddie's shoulders, her head hanging down at waist level. He gripped his own cock, pointed it up, turned her slack-jawed face toward him and pushed his throbbing cock into her mouth. Taking fistfuls of her hair he pulled her face back and forth to excite his eager cock.

Wu Mei's husband began fucking her mouth. Another first! In her dream she eagerly sucked, enjoying this new experience. Such a powerful body! Such a big cock! The other cock kept bumping her cheek. OTHER COCK?!

Wu Mei's lovely dream fled. Her eyes popped open, staring. Black skin! Two sets of hands grasping her hair and her bum! She frantically tried to push the cock away from her mouth.

"Stop fighting little elf or we'll beat you to a pulp." Cory was pleased with his threat.

She understood his tone if not his words and, out of fear, stopped struggling. The giant black cock in her tender mouth rammed in harder, her fear exciting Cory. The strong tongue in her pulsating pussy assaulted her sweet spot unmercifully as a large finger prodded her asshole.

She heard sucking sounds as the unrelenting tongue sustained its assault on her slit. The man thrusting in her mouth held her hair tighter forcing her head to take his rod. It pushed so hard against the inside of her cheek she was sure it would go right through. The two big hands crushing her bum had to be leaving huge marks.

She trembled with fear yet still felt giddy as the blood rushed to her head.

At last, the powerful hands lowered her bum to the bed. Her head hung over the side as Cory's unrelenting meat refused to slow its attack on her mouth. She could see nothing for the sack of balls banging against her eyes. But at least her poor pussy was no longer being viciously violated by that vigorous tongue.

Eddie repositioned himself. Squatting over the woman's soft body he nestled his own stiff rod between her firm mounds and squeezing them together began tit fucking. His engorged rod extended from the bottom of her boobs to her throat. His balls rested on her fleshy tummy as his cock moved back and forth the skin on its head slid back exposing the glossy black knob. A few drops oozed out smearing her throat.

Wu Mei found it very hard to breath with that enormous cock filling her mouth. Her head swirled. The other cock kept jabbing her throat. She could not move; her limbs were too weak. Cory's cock exploded its gooey juice in her mouth. The repulsive goo dribbled down her cheeks as her tears streamed down to join the goo.

Cory dismounted from her face and Eddie pulled her head onto the bed so he could look into her frightened eyes. Now Cory's remaining cum oozed down her throat. Physical exhaustion, emotional exhaustion, sheer humiliation, Wu Mei simply blacked out.

"Shit why'd she have to pass out? I wanted to watch her cry." Eddie was pissed. "Well, I'll just fuck her good anyway."

First, he took hold of his massive sausage and used it to bat her still erect nipples leaving little sticky drops on them. Then he moved his throbbing member to her furry thatch. His shiny black knob pushed at the entrance.

In the background, he heard Cory flick on the TV looking for something to do.

"The elf's pussy's still wet. Watch me stuff my meat into her." Cory ignored him. Eddie drove in, feeling the still tight pussy close around his cock, exciting it even more. His unusual foot-long was too big to get all the way in but he thrust as far as possible. Each thrust caused her uplifted breasts to bounce and sway making the hard nipples appear to go in circles. Each thrust produced another soft shudder from her unresisting body. Eddie only cared about planting his black seed in this exotic older woman. As he thrust again making her body go up he saw the elf ears quiver with the motion as if they were real. Thrust. Boobs bounce. Thrust. Elf ears shake.

An Idea!!

Eddie stopped, pulled out. He turned the insensible Wu Mei over and raised her onto her knees, leaning her forward head face down, ass sticking up in the air. There. Perfect! Elf ears pointed forward, elf ass stuck up, tits hung down. Perfect!

"Cory! Watch me fuck the elf!" Cory was absorbed in The Simpsons. Never mind. Eddie stood at the edge of the bed staring at Wu Mei's supple ass. His cock seemed to have gotten stiffer. Once again he stuffed his meat into her waiting, soft cunt as far as it would go. He grasped her hanging boobs and squeezed hard – they filled his hands nicely.

Squeeze tit. Thrust. See elf ears bounce. Thrust. Slapping sound as his body connected with her ass. Squeeze tits. Release. Squeeze. Make big red marks on tits. Thrust. See elf ears bounce. Thrust. Thrust.

Eddie kept his nonstop plunging feeling closer to climax with each push, holding the limp body steady so it wouldn't fall over. Over and over he frenziedly plunged his cock in until finally, a great release. His cock shuddered and finally emptied.

"I'm done with this one and I'm real tired. Let's go to sleep." Eddie yawned as he pulled out.

"You know I can't sleep with a messy room. Help me put all this room service stuff outside the door." Cory instructed.

"OK, that's done. Let's sleep." Eddie yawned again.

"You forgot the elf. Put it outside too." Cory, being neat again.

"Help me dress it then." Another yawn from Eddie.

"I'm too tired for that. Just pick it up and dump it outside so I can get some sleep."

Eddie picked up Wu Mei's limp, naked body, slung it over his shoulder, stepped out the door and put her down beside the leftover supper and dirty dishes. He propped her up on her knees leaning forward, her head resting on her arms, her ass sticking up in the air. He adjusted her elf ears to stick up and went to bed.

The cleaning staff could tidy up in the morning.

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As usual this story is my property and may not be republished or redistributed without my express permission. This story is a work of fiction, any resemblance to people living or dead is a coincidence. — Ryan loved Christmas, it was his favorite time of year. All the hustle and bustle, kids bursting with excitement and parents trying to keep up with them. That’s probably why he’d worked as one of Santa’s Elves since he was sixteen, and had continued doing it for the past ten years. He loved...

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The Shadowhunter Elf

Introduction: I hope you guys like the story. I will write the next part if you guys like it. An elite group of fictional warriors. Trained since childhood to fight and slay the downworlders, demons and faeries that attempt to create havoc on earth. Shadowhunters are different from humans which they call mundanes, the Shadowhunters are what you could call an enhanced race of humans Shadowhunters are physically marked with Runes over their skin, the older or more elite a Shadowhunter, the more...

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Adventures of a Night Elf

Alaria was a young Night Elf, only 257 (Physically the same to a 20 year old Human more or less). She was a quiet, secluded girl who had never travelled farther than Teldrassil-Her only knowledge of the rest of the world came from her friends and the many books she read. The mighty halls of the Dwarven city Ironforge, the savage Orcs of the Horde, the obscure impossible inventions of the Gnomes and the Goblins-all stories to her. While her friends adventured the continents of Azeroth, she...

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Travels of a HalfElf

The continent of Gildan is a strange place, it was once ruled by a race now simply known as 'The Sun People' it was said they had the powers of gods, but they disappeared from Gildan one day. Only the city of Sholl remains as a reminder of them, the city is now under the control of the elves. Their refusal to allow any human into the city ensures that humanity has practically no knowledge of who the Sun People were, and what happened to them. The rest of the world is no less interesting though....

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3 years ago
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Renting an Elf

You can't believe your eyes--there she is, your dream girl, Kelsey, posting about her services as a Christmas elf for children's parties. Although the effect of the whole outfit is a little bit dorky, there's no denying that you're feeling...well, a little aroused. That little green sweater that she's got on hugs her hot little frame ever-so-nicely, and her gorgeous tits just *beg* to be squeezed through that soft fabric. Her shapely thighs look eminently lickable, too, in those little...

1 year ago
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Lara Croft and the Elf

Lara Croft was walking around the forest around noon time looking for this specific flower. She came upon these arched trees that looked like a gate. She walked through and saw a woman bending over a table with leaves piled on it. "I know why you are here," said the woman. She stood up and turned around to face Lara Croft. Lara Croft drew a deep, shuddering breath as she beheld the beauty radiating from the woman. She had a light reddish hair color, the bluest eyes so crystal clear, skin so...

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Your Dark Elf

[[Hi! I work 60 hours a week most weeks, and as a result am often too tired to update. If you want more updates, or you want to contribute, or you have a character you want to cameo in the story, drop me a message!]] Mizuki of the clan Yonomori. You met her just a few weeks prior, skulking around a seedy tavern in town, dipping her fingers into people's pockets. You'd watched her intently as she made herself a small fortune in loose copper coins lifted from stranger's purses. That is, until...

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Morgans Misadventures Giving in to my cousin

December 05, 2011 “Wow it’s so big!” said my brother, peering out of the car window. “It’s even bigger on the inside!” My dad shot back, chuckling as we pulled into the driveway. I just rolled my eyes in the back seat, I didn’t feel like laughing at jokes yet. The end of the road trip to my Aunt’s mansion quickly reminded me of my circumstances. A few nights ago our house caught fire and we were forced to relocate. My dad threw a party and someone bought that rum that you can light on fire....

1 year ago
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Misadventures of Harper pt 2

We arrive at the penthouse a short time later and Bud escorts me to the penthouse but doesn’t get off the elevator. I exit and head to what has now become my room. Lucifer let me have a few photos of friends and family to make it more personal as well as pick new bedding and a few accessories. I’ve found that Lucifer isn’t too bad as long as you don’t cross him and I never plan to do that. There’s a knock on my door while I’m getting ready to change clothes, “Come in”. My personal guard...

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Morgans Misadventures My first boyfriend

November 3, 2008 “psssst! don’t stare people will see” Mary-Lou swatted at my shoulder whispering quietly. I looked over and saw her wearing a devilish grin on her face. I responded with a stern look and snapped my attention back to what I was staring at. She knew, he probably knew, maybe they all knew, who knows. The only thing I knew is I was looking at the back of Sean’s head, a guy I recently took interest in. Sean and I had known each other since middle school, like most of our high...

3 years ago
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The Misadventures of Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez I

But even two sweet and innocent girls needed a break. Acting like little goody two shoes all the time could become very tiring. Every once in a while the two friends needed to break character and be a little naughty. This was the reason for the concert. Managing to avoid their handlers as well as the paparazzi, the girls snuck out of their West Hollywood apartments and met at an agreed upon club. The building was huge, spacious, but unassuming. Unless you knew that inside was a huge hall with...

1 year ago
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The dishonorable misadventures of Roderick the Crow Ch 1

It was a good thing for Roderick to smell again the smell of battle. The sweat of men tinged by the touch of steel armour, the strong smell of horse and of leather. Sounds of men cussing and praying, swords being sharpened one last time, all under a dawn which to a warrior is, possibly, his last. And that would make it beautiful. Upon a large wooden field-table was a map, more worthy to be called a sketch, of the surroundings. “Walter and Frederick will hold the middle with Infantry. I...

2 years ago
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The Misadventures

Just enjoy :) "Get down on the floor and suck my clit, you're my bitch now" She said in a cool calm way. "You can't be serious?" I question her, puzzled as to why she called me to this dinner. "Oh I am, if you don't get on the floor and lick my cunt right now, I'll call your parents and tell them just what a cam whore their 18 year old daughter has become." She takes out her phone and shows me my parents number on her mobile. "Now do I press dial?" She asks with a...

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Misadventures of a College Youth

Victoria arrived in Chicago about two weeks ago and is only now settling into her dorm on campus. Coming from a small town in Iowa, she is shocked at the vastness of the big city. Though shy, in the first couple of weeks of classes she manages to make a small group of girlfriends. It is this group of three other girls, two of them native Chicagoans, that Victoria accompanies out tonight. The Swollen Susie, a cramped, cheap punk club that admits 18andups but still serves alcohol is where...

1 year ago
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Wu Meis Misadventures Party Waitress

She came to America 3 years ago, 42 yrs old, couldn’t find a good job and her husband was refused entry because he did something stupid back in Shanghai. Wu Mei couldn’t even afford airfare to visit him. Three years without a husband and Wu Mei had few friends. How could she find friends when she worked such long hours? It was 5 minutes to 11pm, she could go home in just a few minutes. Waiting, she remembered two terrible incidents that had happened to her over the past year. One time she...

3 years ago
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Wei Chus Misadventures Halloween

Away from home for the first time, Jack and Peter, both 18, were watching TV in the small old house they had rented on the outskirts of town. That’s all they could afford while going to university. They had just come home from a Halloween party, Jack dressed as a pirate and Peter as a warlock. Peter was pissed off because his girlfriend was wouldn’t even let him get to first base. “She just pushed me away when I tried to feel her tits. What kind of girlfriend is that? How am I ever going...

3 years ago
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Wei Chus Misadventures Independence Day

“She just pushes me away when I touch her tits. What kind of girlfriend is that? How can I learn anything that way?” “At least you have a girlfriend, Ben. I just keep striking out.” “My cock is so lonely I’d take any female who walks through that door.” “Ben, when has any girl walked through that door?” “Well, who knows, it can happen. And then, I swear I’ll get some.” “Bet you no female comes through that door and if one does, you’d get no where.” “OK, two bucks says some...

3 years ago
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Misadventures with Beverly

A few years back, separated from my first wife and before I met my current wife, I spent a lot of time on one of the popular online hookup sites.I spent most of my time in the Carolinas chat room, and one day I started up a chat with a woman who lived in my town. We continued to chat in private for a few nights, until one day we realized we worked right across the street from each other. Our chats were getting progressively hotter, and by now we’d exchanged phone numbers. We had phone sex a few...

3 years ago
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Mackenzies Misadventures

Mackenzie Fairbairn, a beautiful young woman, is about to go through a series of misfortunes and mishaps she never could have seen coming. The day began innocently enough before everything began to go wrong. The question is...

3 years ago
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The Redshirt Misadventures

Shhhk...Crash! Your naked body just went sailing through the air, passing through an automatic door before slamming against the bulkhead. Dazed and not quite sure how or why you're now laying in the middle of the corridor, you look back in the direction from which you came and see a very angry Andorian woman, Lieutenant zh'Thracia, standing in the doorway to her quarters, also completely naked. Her antennae, which you had just learned the hard way are NOT erogenous zones, point straight at you...

3 years ago
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Star Wars Perilous Misadventures

Star Wars as a Galaxy, even before the house of Mouse taking things over, had no shortage of hot women in it, the number of races alone are mind blowing, from Human to Zabrak to Twilek to Sith purebloods, anything was possible, and in this story, provided you stay within the rules of this site, anything is possible to you as well. So, where will it be? And who will be your damsel to distress? Do you stay in the movies? Or maybe the old EU? Possibly the Games have your attention, or maybe the...

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The Misadventures of Candy Hart

Candy awoke to the familiar feeling of her husband, Andrew (always Andy to his wife,) spooning up close behind her, one of his hands gently cupping one of her soft melon-like breasts and squeezing it as he slept. She giggled and gave her backside a little wiggle as she felt the stiffness wedged between her plump ass cheeks. She put her hand over his as he gave her soft titflesh another squeeze and saw there was still another ten minutes before Andy's alarm. "Baby... Your little friend is poking...

1 year ago
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Chelseas Humiliating Misadventures

It's been a long day for Chelsea Arlington, the leader of the cheerleaders, prom queen and (known to everybody since their first day at school) queen bee of the Clayton high-school. The 5'9" 20-year old blonde bombshell, right now approaching her white Mercedes S-class, spend the whole day dealing with this disgusting bunch of so-called teachers, actually just old, poor, smelly grandparents without any hobbies in life, as well as the lots of other lesser beings, like the losers from the maths...

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The Misadventures of Nylogirl

Megalopolis is a crime riddled city in dire need of a hero, or in my case, heroine. My name is Julie Hosaree, but my alter ego is Nylogirl. From what I can recall from my broken memories, I'm the result of genetic experimentation, an attempt at a super solider. While I have the super strength and speed there are some... Side effects. My powers only work when I'm aroused, my 4" cock must be at full attention or I'm just plain ol' Julie, nurse at a local hospital. Since my power depend on me...

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1 year ago
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Misadventures of the Invisible Pervert

After months of trial and error, Ryan has finally done it. He achieved the secrets of invisibility into an elixir that he created. He decides to experiment it on himself right away. At first, there was no reaction after drinking it. He thought there was something wrong. He looked into the mirror, then his hands, legs, body and face slowly started fading away. There was a delay effect, it took about 10 seconds for him to turn completely Invisible. All he could see now is a empty clothing...

3 years ago
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The sexual misadventures of Mary

Mary is a bright and proud young girl. Despite the protests of her family she is independent and open minded. She is short with dark hair. And although many potential suitors lust after her ample breasts, wide hips or big brown eyes she has so far rejected all marriage offers. Mary knew that if she did not pick soon from one of her many suitors that her family may grow impatient and simply pick for her. Her father was not usually a cruel man but when his bitter rival had secured a husband to...

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