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You can't believe your eyes--there she is, your dream girl, Kelsey, posting about her services as a Christmas elf for children's parties. Although the effect of the whole outfit is a little bit dorky, there's no denying that you're feeling...well, a little aroused. That little green sweater that she's got on hugs her hot little frame ever-so-nicely, and her gorgeous tits just *beg* to be squeezed through that soft fabric. Her shapely thighs look eminently lickable, too, in those little candy-cane stockings that she's got on. And that coy smile of hers...that red lipstick seems hand-picked to drive you absolutely wild. The image she presents in these publicity photos is that of a sweet, cute, Christmas elf--but the visions in your head sure aren't sugarplums.

Under the header, "Book now!" Kelsey lists her services--read a story, play a game, lead the kids at the party in Christmas songs and dances. Hmm... It's not necessarily a career move that you would have expected from her, but you know that money's been a little tight for her lately, and this seems, admittedly, like a smart way to cash in on the season.

And, for that matter, it could be an opportunity for you, too...you run your eyes down the list of services again and mentally replace them with activities more appealing to your sensibilities as an adult man. Sure, they still involve games, of a sort. But the dancing isn't of the "fun and jolly" type, and the things she's doing with her lips and tongue would DEFINITELY put her on the naughty list.

You get a devious idea. You hover your mouse over the cheery "Book now!" button, and...click!

The website goes to a form, where you enter your preferred date...let's say this Friday night. You enter your address. Her rates listed are pretty reasonable, and you decide to leave a generous tip, noting that the website says that she'll accept payment after services rendered.

There. Done. Kelsey is coming to your house this weekend, dressed as an elf, ready to spread Christmas cheer. But she'll be in for a little surprise...the only thing now to do is wait and see how she'll react when you open the door.

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