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“Well, hi folks! Do you remember me?”

“Yes, that’s right! I’m the talking Snowman from that old TV show!”

“What was that you said?”

“Why yes, I suppose I do sound like Burl Ives, and why not? The man had a perfectly wonderful voice.”

“So, I’m sure you’re wondering what I doing here at this time of night? I mean, the kids are all snuggled up in bed and all, and it’s too late to tell them a Christmas story, isn’t it? Hehe, you must think this old Snowman’s brain is half melted after all these years!”

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