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Wednesday evening I visited Janet’s house to meet her folks. Her mother had previously invited me to supper, but after discussing it with Major Johnson; we determined it was best that I declined her offer, as there was still a safety risk to consider. Not wanting to offend her parents, I told them that my parents were hosting a small dinner party that evening, and I already agreed to attend it. That meant I could duck out early without appearing rude or risking hurting anyone’s feelings for doing so.

Major Johnson had naturally run a background check on the Davises and found nothing to indicate I’d have any problems with them, so he and I arrived at Janet’s house a couple of hours after her parents were due home from work to begin my grilling.

“I hear you convinced our daughter to join your harem,” Mr. Davis said once we were seated in his living room.

“Henry, you promised to behave tonight,” his wife scolded.

“That’s perfectly alright, ma’am; as I’m sure your husband is just trying to look out for your daughter’s best interest. In any case, he is correct in assuming that there will be quite a number of women who will make up my household. Janet was well aware of this when she signed on with me and doesn’t seem to have a problem with it,” I explained.

“Given her weight issue, she probably didn’t have much choice,” he grumbled. Janet blanched at this.

“I disagree. Sure, there are always going to be idiots out there like Todd Numen, but any half-way intelligent sponsor would look beyond the superficial aspects of one’s appearance and, just as I have, judge their potential companions by more substantial criteria,” I replied.

“Just what did you base your decision on?” he questioned.

“I looked for interests which mimicked my own. I also took Janet’s intelligence, nurturing, motherly instincts and sex drive into account. She easily had more than enough of these qualities to earn her a spot as my companion,” I told him.

“So you admit that sex played a big role in your decision,” he baited me.

“Certainly, I do. The entire premise of a companion is for procreation -- to repopulate the species. Under those guidelines, only a fool would not consider sex drive as a motivating factor. That being said, a long term relationship based solely on sex is doomed to fail. That is why I consider other characteristics to be equally important,” I stated.

“Come on, Harold. Mr. Covington came here tonight so we could get to know the young man our daughter is going to be sharing her life with, not so the two of you could argue the merits of having companions,” Janet’s mother fired at her husband.

“I suppose you’re right, dear,” he said.

“So tell us, Mr. Covington, what does a young man like you need with a bodyguard?” Harrold asked.

“Well, first of all, please call me Joe. As for my bodyguard, he is just here as a precautionary measure to make sure nothing happens to me before I get extracted. I’m rather intelligent, and the Consensus considers me to be a person of particular interest to them,” I tried to explain without giving away too much of my real purpose.

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At work, I and a co-worker had been talking about a hypnotist that was coming to town with his show. My co-worker told me he knew somebody who could do that as well and we agree to go see him sometime. So a few days pass by and we go to see him with a whole group from work. He does his routine, and I'm told I have eaten sour grapes like they were oranges and that kind of stuff. What they actually did, I find out the next day. I go to work, and I felt the need to dress really sexy that day....

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 12 Tuesday and Joersquos First Companion

I was running a little late the next morning and just barely made it to class before the bell rang, so I naturally assumed most people had already read the article, though I had no idea how they would react to it. I really didn’t expect a lot to change; because all I did was confirm a few rumors that everyone already suspected were true anyway. I made it through my morning classes and a speedy meal break without much fanfare. I was standing by my assigned padded table, looking around the room...

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Not Your Average escort pt1

There was a knock at the door. I got up and walked over, checked the peephole first, saw it was a woman and opened the door. She was at least six feet tall, had long raven black hair, pale skin, deep blue eyes and smallish but perky breasts. Her nipples showed some through the fabric of her short, hot pink dress. “Hello. May I please come in,” she asked with a nearly perfect smile. I stepped back, pulling the door open wide, swinging my arm in a wide arch waving her in. As she walked past I...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 22 Time To Go

Many tears were shed on the day of our extraction, and I’m not ashamed to say that some of them were my own. Even though my group and I had been preparing ourselves for the journey, I couldn’t begin to describe the anguish we all felt at having to leave our planetary home. Not for the first time, I questioned whether or not my plan was the proper course of action to take. Was that really the best I could devise, or did I give up too soon on finding a solution that would allow us all to stay...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 2 Colonel William Covingtons plan explained

Like I stated earlier, I had no doubt that my father's plan would be rejected, as I'd discovered that one very similar to it had previously been attempted by another species several years back, with disastrous results. When I tried to convey that to him, he simply dismissed me as usual, so I decided to just keep my mouth shut from then on and let him do what he wanted. The one nice thing about Dad's group was that they always allowed me to tag along with them whenever they visited "the...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 6 Bill Faces his Wife

Independent Narrator Speaks: As Joe was on route to his coupling, his father was trying desperately to figure out how he was going to explain to his wife, who incidentally also served as his companion, the events that unfolded today. As his mind pondered his predicament, he couldn't help recalling a simpler time -- when he and his son once shared a very close bond. That was, of course, before that awful Christmas incident occurred. In retrospect, Bill couldn't really blame the boy. His...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 4 CIP Testing Time

"Joe, according to our records you have not submitted to CIP testing as yet?" the AI questioned. "That is correct. Since I just turned fourteen today, I really didn't see the point of taking it before now. My parents felt it would be better to wait until I'm older before getting tested," I explained. "While it's usually a good idea for young people to adhere to their parents' wishes, the decision of when to get tested is entirely up to you, as of today. "As I'm sure you are...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 14 Wednesday

I had told Betty that it was ok to tell people about us, so I wasn’t really surprised that Mary Ann had spread the news throughout the entire school that I signed up her sister, and niece, as my companion and dependent. Rumors started flying that I had a “thing” for fat chicks, which ultimately led to me having to turn away a few girls who, although seemed nice enough, just weren’t what I was looking for in a companion. I did manage to sign up two other females: one a short little brunette...

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