Jokes and GigglesChapter 411
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August 10, 2017
Dear Ms. Diary,
[Written August 13]
Practice today was mostly nominal, except for two items of interest, plus Heather missing practice because of her meeting at the school with Dad. At the initial gather, during stretching, Coach announced that Alex, our backup left wing, had had her appendix removed yesterday evening (she had missed practice yesterday morning due to a “stomachache.”)
“Padme,” Coach said, “what does that mean for you?”
“Umm, I get to play both right and left wings at the same time?”
There was much chuckling.
Coach smiled, then said, “Maybe not. Care to try again?”
Padme smiled, then answered, “I’m guessing, but on Saturday, I might get to play most of the game at left wing, unless Perrytown is better than expected. I will give one or both starting wings breathers in the second game.”
“Got it in one. Today, you’ll practice at left wing most of the time. Since we won’t have Alex for the tournament,” continued Coach, “we’ll be a little short-handed. Lissa, that could mean that, in our second game, should we reach it, you could see some time spelling Heather. I know that you’ll probably have played most of the first game, but you’ll get a lengthy breather after that game.”
“Okay, Coach.”
“The other item I have is a reminder about Saturday night. We will be going to dinner regardless of success or failure in our games. The restaurant to which we’ll be going is very nice, so bring a very nice outfit to wear. It does not need to be a dress, but dresses, particularly somewhat elegant dresses, would be appropriate. Civia, that invitation extends to you and your parents.”
Coach seemed to look for someone, then found her. “Liya.”
Though obviously surprised by the call, Liya said, “Yes, Coach?”
“Because you have been helpful to the team on quite a few occasions, you and your mother are also invited.
“I am? We are?”
“Yes, you are. Please pass on to your mother the importance of dress for the occasion.”
I cut out of the initial calisthenics to intercept Liya. As I expected, she had pulled her phone out.
“Liya, stop.”
She looked up at me with a questioning look.
“While I doubt that your mother is unaware of the invitation, she may not be aware that you do not need a dress.”
“But Coach just said...”
“Yes, I know. But there is a dress waiting for you, and one for Gracey, at the house.”
“H-howww?”
“My Mom, of course. I suspect the parents of underwriting the dinner. Even if they’re not paying for or contributing to the cost of dinner, they obviously knew about it. We went shopping for clothes for Heather last night, because she wasn’t expecting a 10-day stay. While we were there, Mom picked out dresses for each of us.”
Liya, at first, looked somewhat aghast, but then obviously remembered who we were discussing. “Oh. If it was Sandy, then they’ll be fine. Actually, they’ll probably be really nice.”
I nodded emphatically and said, “I think that Gracey and Heather got the two nicest ones, but all the others are lovely. Well, except for Rhee’s. Rhee’s is ... Rhee will look ... incredibly fucking sexy. I wouldn’t be surprised if she turns all the mens heads in that restaurant. I’m pretty sure you’ll like yours. It’s very nice. You could call your mom just to make sure that she’s aware of the dress ... code and that you’ve got a dress waiting.”
When she nodded, I returned to calisthenics, sidling over to Gracey’s vicinity to make sure that she was not panicking. Practice ran long, so the five of us didn’t arrive at the back door until shortly after noon. We went through the mud room, divesting ourselves of footwear. In the enclosed space, I could smell that four of us were in dire need of showers. We then walked into a living room that I did not recognize.
Firstly, that living room held Dad and Heather, which was not a surprise. It also held my mom who, I thought, was supposed to be at work today. Secondly, there was old and new furniture placed willy-nilly; obviously, my parents were not done with their apparent re-arranging task.
“Hi girls, welcome home,” exclaimed Mom. “Civia, it’s nice to have you visit, again.”
“Thank you, Mrs. Williams.”
“Civia, this may seem forward of me, but all the other girls call me ‘Mom’ or call me by my first name. It seems silly to have six girls here, but only one being so formal. My name is Sandy. Do you think that you could use that rather than ‘Mrs. Williams?’”
Civia’s chin had dropped at the beginning, but she pulled herself together by the end. “My parents would object, but I see your point. For today, I will try to honor your request, but I’ve been taught very differently; I will probably forget at times. I will have to talk with my parents about this, and they may wish me not to be so ... familiar.”
“Thank you, Civia; I understand. My husband’s name is ‘Charlie,’ but you will probably hear the other girls calling him, ‘Dad.’”
I said, “Hi, Mom, Dad. It’s hot and practice was grueling; we’re heading for the shower.”
“Okay. We will probably need a few of your backs to help us deal with one of the new pieces, but not until this evening.”
“Dad, Mom,” Liya said, “After I put my bag upstairs, I can start working on lunch. Did you have any particular plan, or will sandwiches do?”
“We’d appreciate that, Liya,” responded Dad, “and sandwiches are fine. There is quite a variety of sandwich fixings. Feel free to pull them all out.”
Once we’d all taken our respective bags upstairs, Liya had headed to the kitchen.
“I’m hungry,” I said, “and I imagine that all of you are, too. How are we going to expedite showers?”
“I could use the ... master shower.”
I held up the “wait” sign to Gracey and turned to Civia.
“What do you want to do? We can all fit in the upstairs shower. It would be a little snug, but not bad. Or two of us could use my parents’ shower.”
“You would all shower together if I weren’t here, right?” When I nodded, she said, “I would still feel uncomfortable using your parents’ shower, particularly by myself.”
“I fully understand.”
Civia obviously was heading somewhere, but I wasn’t quite sure where. She clenched her jaw, then relaxed it.
“Would you consider me to be not a friend, not a good friend, if I showered by myself?”
“Oh, not at all, Civia,” Rhee answered. “You’re our friend. Period. If you’re uncomfortable showering with any of us here at the house, that’s fine, as long as you don’t mind us showering together.”
“No, it’s not that. It’s ... I just ... I really appreciate all of you willing to spend time with a girl who’s so much younger than you. I really appreciate you five being my friends. Since the last time I was here, I’ve thought a bit about you girls showering together here. It’s ... it’s a ... something of a bonding thing, isn’t it?”
“I hadn’t thought about it in just that way,” I said, “but it is one way, one of many ways, that we express our friendship with each other. You don’t need to shower with us. We can express our friendship with you in other ways, like inviting you to spend the day with us.”
“No. No. I really want to be part of this group. I want to do what you girls do. I ... I want to be comfortable with you; all of you.”
Civia was sniffling by the end of that.
“We want you to be comfortable with us, too, but you’re obviously not comfortable, and we don’t want you to feel pressure to do anything about which you’re uncomfortable,” Rhee said.
“No ... I’m sorry, Rhee.” She inhaled deeply, exhaled, and continued. “Thank you, Rhee, Beth, Gracey, but comfort starts with acceptance and becomes possible with experience. May I shower with you three?”
Her request surprised me, but I recovered and said, “Sure. You should know that we usually wash each other’s backs.”
Civia looked wide-eyed at me, collected herself, then said, “That’s fine. I ... I ... That’s fine. I will be fine.”
“Okay,” I said as I began divesting myself of clothing.
Rhee and Gracey quickly followed suit. We studiously kept our eyes from Civia so that she might feel less self-conscious as she started disrobing.
“Oh,” she suddenly said in a surprised manner. Before I could ask her about that, she said, “Oh. There’s no one else on this floor, so you’re fine with walking across the hall naked. But, what about the return? We won’t be able to know that no one else is up here, then.”
“Dad and Mom treat this floor as mine ... actually, as ours. We jokingly refer to it as our gang headquarters. They don’t come up here very often and they certainly won’t do so when there are guests and showers are being taken.”
“Oh. Okay. Thanks, Beth. I’m a bit nervous, but I’ll get over it.”
“I’m glad, Civia. We really like you and we’d like you to be comfortable here.”
“Thanks, all of you. I will get there.”
I slid my panty down my legs, then busied myself with setting out clothing to climb into when we got out of the shower, so that I wouldn’t make Civia nervous ... more nervous by watching her disrobe. When we were all naked, I led us to the shower, opening the door, and turning on both shower heads, letting the water get up to temp.
Gracey said, “You’re doing fine, Civia. I note that you didn’t bring the clothes that you’re going to wear with you.”
“Yes. I’m doing ... going to do exactly what you girls do. I want to have your comfort level with ... all this. While I’m nervous, I also find it amazing that you five are so comfortable being ... uh ... naked with each other. I will get there.”
That made me think of loofahs, of which there were only two in the shower. I grabbed two from the closet. Rhee led us into the shower. Civia watched as Rhee and Gracey began wetting their hair preparatory to washing it. I put a bunch of shampoo in my hand and when Rhee’s hair was all wet, I began washing it.
“Oh,” Civia said loudly to be heard over the two shower heads, “I ... I can do that for you, Gracey, if that would be okay.”
“I’d like that, Civia. It feels wonderful when someone else, someone I care about, washes my hair.”
“Y ... you care ... No, I know you care about me. I appreciate that. I’m sorry, Gracey, I’m not used to having real friends. I’ll wash your hair.”
While Civia was putting shampoo in her hand, Gracey said, “We can trade once mine is washed and rinsed.”
Though I was washing Rhee’s hair, I was paying attention to that conversation. Civia looked at the back of Gracey’s head for a while, then a smile crept across her face.
“I think I’d like that. Thanks, Gracey.”
“No prob. No problem at all.”
After finishing the lathering process, I pulled Rhee backward and into the water stream in which I’d been standing. When my back smacked softly into the wall, I began the long, thorough rinsing process. When completed, Rhee and I switched places and she washed my hair.
When Civia got to the mirror-image of my position, I asked her, “What do you think about someone else washing your hair?”
With Gracey’s hands scratching in her hair and with her eyes closed, Civia responded, “It feels really nice. I understand, now. This really helps in ... my comfort level with all this. You all ... you are really good friends, aren’t you? I’ve never heard of friends doing this for each other. But I wonder why. Now that it’s happening with me, it seems like something really good friends would share.”
“That’s exactly right,” Gracey answered. “However, the five of us didn’t get to this stage of friendship until this spring. Beth and Rhee shared this before then, as did Liya and I. Heather joining our gang provided much of the impetus to share ... all around, so to speak. I really like having friendships this ... strong, this deep.”
“I think I understand that. I hope that I can be considered part of your ‘gang’ someday. I like the idea of friendships like that.”
“We’ll keep inviting you, Civia. In fact, Liya and I need to invite you to join us when it’s just the two of us, since you live so close.”
“I’d really like that, Gracey, particularly with even my extended soccer season nearly over. I’m going to miss hanging with the team. This team is so much more ... dedicated. I guess that’s what you get with select or premier teams. It’s been so much more fulfilling, so much fun!”
Rhee finished rinsing my hair and handed me a loofah, already lathered. She and I began our usual body-washing method. I saw Gracey finish with Civia’s hair and she copied Rhee’s actions, handing a soaped-up loofah to Civia.
“Civia, if you’re okay with it, I can wash your back while you wash your front. If you’re not, we can wash ourselves,” Gracey said.
Civia looked at Rhee and me, then turned to look at Gracey.
“I will do whatever you girls do. I don’t want to be a drag and I want to be comfortable like you are.”
“Okay. I’ll do your back. When you’re finished with your front, we’ll both turn around so I can do my front and you can do my back.”
Civia looked at me and had to see that Rhee was also washing the backs of my legs. I bent over, avoiding Civia, who was right in front of me, and washed the fronts of my legs.
Civia spoke over her shoulder at Gracey, “We’ll do it just like Beth and Rhee, right?”
“If you’re okay with that,” came back over her shoulder.
“Yes. Yes, Gracey. We’ll do it right.”
Upon completion of showering, we exited and each of us dried our own bodies and performed a quick-and-dirty towel drying of our hair. After that, Civia volunteered to help me with the long, long process of getting Rhee’s hair dry, with Civia using a second hair dryer and brush. While Civia helped, Gracey dried her own, much-shorter hair and then began drying Civia’s hair. After we got Rhee’s hair to the barely damp stage, I left Civia to finish it up while I dried my hair, which takes much less time because of its thinness.
When all hair was as dry as we were going to get it – and we left Rhee’s hair free, unbraided, we returned to the bedroom. As I was climbing into my panty, I noticed that Civia was just standing there. I pulled my panty on, made adjustments, and was reaching for my shirt when Civia looked at the three of us in turn.
“Thanks, Gracey, Rhee, Beth. I ... I enjoyed that. I haven’t had anyone wash my back in years. It felt good, like it did when Mom washed my back. Thanks, Gracey, for drying my hair. That was also enjoyable, and I really liked doing Rhee’s hair. It’s so beautiful.”
“Thanks, Civia. It’s such a pain to keep clean, but I have to say it’s very pleasurable when two of my friends help me with it. Thanks for helping”
“You’re welcome. I’d be happy to help anytime I’m here after ... Oh. There’s only one more practice day. That’s ... um ... sad. I’ve greatly enjoyed having another few weeks’ practice after my season was over. I always miss soccer so much when the season is over. It’s just me in the back yard after that.”
I glanced at Rhee, who looked at me. Obviously, Coach still had not broached the high-school team with Civia. Also obviously, it wasn’t our task to do that. Coach better hurry.
“There might be other opportunities. We’ll certainly have you over again. Perhaps you can spend the night sometime.”
Civia looked at me, then said, “I’d like that. Oh. Here you three are getting dressed and I’m just standing around in ... in my skin.”
“So, hanging around naked must not be too bad for you,” Gracey commented.
“Yeah, I guess not. At least, when something else takes my attention away from it. Maybe I’ll practice in my room.”
I smiled at her. She proceeded to begin dressing. After we were all dressed, we galumphed downstairs for lunch. The six of us had a good time joking around, Civia getting to know us better, us getting to know her better. Civia seems like Heather might have been had she had two dedicated parents, though a bit more constrained. Of course, Heather was much more ... constrained at the beginning, too, so...
At one point when we were playing a multi-player game on our phones, I got a text from Coach. That caused me to pause, wondering what that might be about.
“If okay, will be at your house when Civia’s parents arrive.”
When I kept staring at my phone, Rhee asked what was going on.
“Coach wants to visit when Civia’s parents are here.”
While Rhee got an understanding look on her face, Civia asked, “Why? What’s up?”
“I’m not ... sure,” I answered. “Although I have a suspicion or two, I’m not sure.”
“What are your suspicions?”
“I don’t think I should say, as I could be very wrong. Either way, it’s obviously Coach’s idea, so we’ll just have to wait for her to say what she’ll say.”
Civia looked at me hard for a bit, then nodded her head. “You’re right. I’m sorry.”
“No need at all to apologize. Let’s get back to the game as soon as I respond to Coach. I think that we should go back a couple rooms and try that door we didn’t open.”
We kept at the game, though a piece of my brain kept working at what Coach’s plan was. We played for another half-hour, then quit as Civia’s parents, and Coach, were due in about ten minutes. Civia ran upstairs and grabbed her bag and met us back in the kitchen.
“Everyone, thanks for today. I’ve never had so much fun with other girls ... with ... friends. Thanks for being so nice to a young girl.”
“You’re not a young girl, you’re our friend. Age doesn’t matter with friends.”
“Th-thanks, Liya. I particularly value that coming from you, because you’re not just putting up with me because I’m your teammate. Just ... thanks.”
The doorbell rang.
“I’ll get it, Beth,” said Dad as he walked by us. Obviously, Dad was in the know.
Civia’s parents and Coach were walking in the door as we girls entered the living room.
“It’s good to see you, again, Kalina, Jeff.”
“Thank you for hosting this impromptu meeting.”
“Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom. Hi, Coach. Today was great! Practice was so fun, and I had a great time here with ... with my friends.”
That last bit was said with quite a bit more solemnity than the first part. Civia is a lot like Heather. The Gang was her first set of real friends, too.
“Please, all, come sit. I’m afraid that we’ve just had a couple pieces of furniture delivered today and we’ve not had a chance to get things organized in here, but the seating should be comfortable enough.”
Rhee and Gracey turned toward the kitchen, with Liya and Heather catching on and following them.
I said, “I assume, Coach, that your presence means that we’ll be discussing soccer and Civia’s future. Yes?”
“Indeed.” As she sat in the love seat and the Paleceks sat on the new couch, she continued, speaking to Civia. “I appreciate all the help you’ve been to the team during games and practices. I’ve been working on something that involves you and that process has finally completed. I wanted to talk to both you and your parents about it, hence this surprise meeting.” To her parents, she said, “I thank you for this opportunity to meet you and discuss your incredible daughter.”
The Gang came in with kitchen chairs enough to seat them. I sat with Dad on the old couch.
Coach retained the floor. “First off, I want to ask you, Civia, and you, Mr. and Mrs. Palecek...”
“Please,” said Mr. Palecek, “We’re Kalina and Jeff.”
“Thank you. I wish to ask you three if you are okay with discussing Civia’s soccer future with, essentially, strangers.”
Mr. Palecek looked down at Civia, who nodded, then over at his wife, who also nodded.
“Since these people are not strangers to Civia and since she and her mother are willing, please continue.
“The next task is to be sure that you, Kalina and Jeff, know who these young women are. I know that you two know Beth and her father and Gracey, at least, but I’d like to go a little formal and introduce everyone. Actually, why don’t we have Civia introduce them? Would that be okay, Civia?”
She stood immediately, saying, “Yes. Mom, Dad, you recall Beth Williams and her father, Mr. Williams...”
“Please,” Dad interrupted, “Everyone else here knows me as ‘Charlie’ or ‘Dad,’ and I’m not very formal. I understand that Civia was hesitant to use either term to address me, but I assure you, that I am more than comfortable with such informality from both very bright girls and soccer stars. Since Civia is both...”
“We are both from the Old World, though Jeff’s family has been here a generation longer than mine. My parents are the emigres and they are quite formal outside the family and that is what I have learned. Jeff has said that most Americans are much less formal, and I am slowly becoming accustomed to that. While Civia’s grandmother would be displeased with such informality for people she’s known for such a short time, I am very aware that this family and ... the team has been very good to and for our Civia. If you are comfortable with informal address from her in private situations like this, I will not object ... nor tell her grandmother.” Mrs. Palecek then smiled brightly. “Thank you for being so nice to our girl. All of you. Civia, please continue.”
“You recall Beth Williams and her father Charlie Williams. Beth’s mom, Sandy Williams, is running errands. Charlie is a Mathematics professor at the university, Sandy is a manager of a bank branch. Beth is the captain of the team and the starting offensive sweeper, the quarterback of the offense. At the left end of the chairs, Heather Wilkerson is the starting right wing. Heather just finished taking the summer-session Introduction to Calculus class at the university.”
With that, I quickly looked up from Civia to her parents, seeing raised eyebrows on both.
“To Heather’s left is Rhee Devlin, the starting center forward. At the right end, you may recall Gracey García. She is the starting right fullback. On Gracey’s right is everyone’s friend, Liya Nadhi, who does not play soccer, but who occasionally helps out at practice and is something of a software expert.”
Liya blushed at that one. Dad backed her up.
“She is. She and Gracey, who is more of a hardware expert, set up our home’s wireless and security systems. I’m working with both of them to install some new hardware and to upgrade our security system. They’re both quite talented. In fact, the whole lot of them, even Rhee, who doesn’t have a ... specialization, are quite bright and all have multiple talents. I consider all five as daughters, natural or otherwise, and am very proud of all of them.
“Civia seems to fit well with this Gang of Five, as we call them. Certainly, her love of soccer doesn’t hurt with most of the gang, but the main connector, I think, is that Civia seems incredibly bright, herself. I know that that level of intelligence can be off putting for other children. She seems happy and ... relieved to be in a situation in which she can be intelligent with like-minded girls.
“I’m sorry, Pam. I’ve just highjacked your meeting. I’ll shut up, now.”
Coach chuckled and said, “That’s not a problem. In fact, I’m glad that you elaborated on that subject, as it is a minor point in my explanation of what I am bringing to the table.”
Coach turned back to the Paleceks.
“Thank you, Civia, for providing the introductions, and for doing a good job of it.”
Civia returned to her seat between her parents.
“Kalina and Jeff, I and the whole team have been very impressed with Civia, both with her skill set and, particularly, her work ethic. I’ve never seen a girl of her age this far along in both understanding of the game and technical ability on the field. I would really have liked to have had her on the team all season.”
Mr. Palecek looked down at Civia, then back at Coach.
“You sound like you mean that, that you’d have liked for her to be on your team this season.”
“Absolutely. She would have been good for the team and the team would have been good for her. I don’t know if she’s told you, but Civia has been teaching a number of our players a particular dribbling move. In fact, three of her students are in this room.”
Mr. Palecek looked back down at Civia in amazement.
“You didn’t say anything, Civia.”
“Dad ... I didn’t want to be seen as bragging. Besides, unlike all the other teams I’ve been on, this team often has players teaching other players various skills. Heather has been teaching the whole team how to shoot and pass with the outside of the foot, both left and right. I’ve learned a lot from her. Rhee has taught a couple of moves to many of us, and Gracey showed some of us younger offense players some basics about defense. My teaching a skill to others just seemed ... for this team ... normal, not exceptional, certainly nothing about which to brag.”
“But you weren’t actually on the team.”
“But, Dad, don’t you see? I am on the team. I just don’t get to play in the games. This team...”
Civia started to lose it but inhaled and bucked up.
“This team likes me. They all help me. They’ve been so nice to me. I had to help them.”
She then hid her face on her dad’s chest, his arms immediately wrapping around her, while she quietly sobbed.
“I’m sorry for this,” Mrs. Palecek said.
“No, Mrs. Palecek. There’s no reason to apologize. Civia is like I was the first few times I was in this house, and that was only a couple months ago. I, too, had had little experience with friends or friendship. This team, particularly this gang of girls here, a gang that I am incredibly proud to be a part, were the first real friends that I’d ever had. The first girls with whom I could exercise my intelligence and knowledge without fear of ridicule. Over the many, many wonderful days that I’ve spent in this house, the happiness, the ... elation that I’ve felt because I was accepted, accepted for who I am, caused me to cry on Beth’s or Rhee’s or the others’ shoulders a dozen times or more. Like me, Civia is happy to have peers, both in soccer skills and intelligence, peers that like her, that appreciate her, that treat her as the friend that she is. Unless she were a lot more stoic than I am, she cannot help but cry. The relief at finally having friends is too much to hold in.”
No one said anything for quite a while, some of us waiting for Civia to attain control, some not really knowing what to say. Mrs. Palecek simply stared at Heather, until she turned and looked down at Civia.
“Oh, Civia,” she said, then rubbed her daughter’s back around her husband’s arms.
Liya stood, went to the bathroom, returning with a wet washcloth, presumably wet with cold water. She carried it to the new couch, squatted, and got Civia to sit up and take the washcloth from her. Civia, no longer crying, wiped her face, particularly her eyes. Liya said something to her that I couldn’t quite make out, but they both stood, Civia following her to the bathroom.
“Okay, I’m about to cry, now,” Mrs. Palecek said.
“Kalina, Jeff,” Coach said. “The team members in this house are most of the heart and soul of the team. As soon as Civia began spending time with the team, this group of girls took it upon themselves to take her under their wings, figuring correctly that such a young girl with exceptional field skills might well have little experience with friendship unless there was at least one other girl that had learned those skills along with Civia. As we got to know her, it became apparent that she had learned most of what she knows on her own, and the time required would have virtually negated any chance of serious friendships.
“Civia spoke truthfully. The whole team likes her. Yesterday, she stood in front of the team and thanked them for being so helpful, so friendly to her. She has impressed the team, and this is a team with no real peer in our local league. This team is the cream of this level’s crop in our corner of the state. Civia could have challenged for a starting job this year had she been on the team. As I said, she would have been good for this team, though we wouldn’t really have needed her to win the local tournament. We would, however, have a real use for her in the state tournament, if only she were a playing member. Regardless, it’s obvious that the team has been very good for Civia. She has many friends on the team and those not friends are, at least, friendly acquaintances.”
Civia and Liya returned then. Once Civia was seated with her parents, Coach continued.
“Civia. Kalina. Jeff. I am the new girls’ soccer coach at Central High. All the older girls in this room will be starting there next month. That team’s offense last year was comprised almost entirely of seniors. Beth, Rhee, and Heather will probably make up most of the starting offense this fall on the school team, as there is almost no one else. However, despite their relative youth for a varsity high school team, I still expect the team to be competitive. This is why I have asked to speak to you three today.”
Civia’s eyes went very wide in surprise; her parents’ foreheads both furrowed in concern.
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xmoviesforyouWhen we hit the third tier of the city, Chandra looked at me. I could tell that she was familiar with this area. I led her to the inn and showed her the stable. "You need to find the stablehand, Gail. Gail will also take you to your quarters, have her introduce you to Orlanth; he's the wizard's apprentice that we need to return to his guild. When I'm done with lunch, I'll find you and Orlanth." I turned and left her to her own devices. I could tell that she was not all that happy with...
Hi Friends , I am fan ISS from past 2 years daily i will visit ISS a tleast once.This is my first story please excuse if you find any mistakes.To say about me am Sagar , 25 years,,5.8′ height average looking guy working in MNC Bangalore from past 3 years.Since my childhood I was very reserved so I didnt have any girlfriend .I use to get tempted always after reading the stories here and I was eagerly looking for opportunity have such a romantic session. Girl name was Rohini 22 years old. Lets...
I'm mark and this is a very real true story just like it happened. I'm a very well known attorney in the Atlanta, Georgia area and have been practicing law for 19years. Mrs. Shelia is my personal secretary that's worked for me for 16 years and her husband Mitch is a private investigator that I use for anything and everything. They been married for 23 years and have a son who is 22 in the Navy and a daughter who is 19 a freshman at University of Georgia. Seven months ago she graduated from high...
Gwen woke slowly, at first aware of the warm body beneath her, and then of the pain she felt. The pain in her poor little pussy was not funny in the least, but it was at least overpowered at the moment by her need to get to the bathroom. She needed to get to the bathroom pretty soon, at least as soon as she could tear herself away from being draped over the masculine and well muscled body of Sergei. Gwen felt her smile and knew she’d be wearing it for some time, based on the deeply satisfied...
This is my first story, so bear with me. Based on a true experience of me. Support me for more such stories. Me and achu used to go to the same tuition. One day she gave me her email ID and we started speaking to each other like that. I later understood that she had a crush on me. I replicated the feeling and told her that I to had a crush on her. A few days ago, we went to tuition together. On reaching there we found out that the teacher was out of station and so we had to go back. Achu said...
My fears were realized as we exited our wedding lodge afterward. There was quite a crowd waiting with many cheers, catcalls, whinnys, and neighs. Thus my name among the people became "Stallion who rides through the night". The short version was just "Stallion". My family got a kick out of that and the reservation wasn't the only place I would hear it, I was sure. My parents were even calling me "Hoss". There was talk of changing Angeni's name to "Bowlegged spirit" or "Spirit who...
Mum an Dad had split up and dad left he told it was because mum was fucking someone , but on the up side i got a lot of money as dad was very rich an he told me to get my own place an have some fun for a few years (as i was only 19) an then call him for a job if i wanted one . so that's what i did a nice house with a garden an a pool , a nice car an a sexy little blond teenage girl called Lisa .Lisa was 17 an just out of school, about 5ft 2" tall she was slim but had a nice full bubble butt an...
الجزء الثانيانا متعود لما ادخل الحمام اقفل الشباك علشان الجيران وكدة دخلت الحمام وروحت اقفل الشباك النور كان قايد ببص عالباب لقيت اللى على ركبها وايديها زى الكلبة انا شفت كدة اتسمرت مكانى وببصلها باستغراب لقيتها بتبتسم ووطت بايديها فوضع الكلب الكسول على بلاط الحمام انا نسيت الشباك ونسيت اسمى و قولتلها انتى بتعملى ايه قالت انا كلبتك خدامتكرديت باستغراب اكتر ايه قالت انا كلبتك و خدامتك قولتلها يعنى ايه قالت انا بتمتع بخدمتك و انفذ اوامرك مهما كانت واى شئ تامر بيه هعمله بدون نقاش ولو معملتوش...
I had to go to my kids’ school and just as I was about to leave, one of the young teachers, a gorgeous Asian girl, who was wearing a pleated skirt, walked past and around a corner. She had a beautiful face, almond eyes and luscious lips in a sensuous bow-shape. Her hair was raven-coloured and long. When I had first started lusting after her she was a couple of years younger and fuller-figured, but it was clear that she had since been working out, her physique toned, and lean, but still...
My immediate reaction was blinding shame and guilt. I sat up quick and stiffly straight, grabbing an afghan off the back of the couch and wrapping it around my waist.How could I have done that to my s*ster? And Cat. Such a sweet trusting soul. Everyone knows that it’s pretty low to let your twin s*ster's girlfriend eat you out thinking you are her. And being half asl*ep in the beginning doesn't really count. I'd woken up pretty darn quick once it started.But then, on the tail of it, I was a...
Note : This story is completely fictional! After returning home from our my daughter and I continued out regular sexual encounters. Finally after 3 months she got the word she had been waiting for. I came home from work to find my little girl all excited to see me when I came in. She hugged me and gave me a big kiss and told me "daddy I have some news for you ". Not wanting to keep her waiting I sat down and she came to me and sat on my lap and whispered into my ear, "Daddy I'm pregnant"....
IncestHi buddies this is my first sex story in telugu k.Na peru vinodh degree frist year student ni,nenu chennai lo ma uncle valla inntlo vundevanni.Uncle ki iddaru pillalu okari 4years marokariki 6years antuy house wife,uncle valla di 3bhk flot nenu oka bedroom lo vuntanu.Oka sari ma pedda uncle valla abbayi inti ki vachadu tana peru ajay age 28 vuntundi 5.8ht 75wt chala fair ga like raviteja la vuntadu tanu s.I post ki training avuthunnadu.Training pani meeda chennai vachadu.Na room lo vundamani...
It all happened in Rome. I was on a holiday of self-exploration, and it was the first time I had truly travelled alone. I had never been away from home and my family for so long. It gave me a sense of freedom I hadn’t experienced prior to this.I had spent a few days doing the typical tourist obligations; the museums, the long walks even a church or two. It took a week or so of being with myself with nobody watching me (as I usually and have always felt) to realise that I was my own person. I...
First TimeMom welcomes her daughter, “Pammy, baby, come on in. I’ve got your coat. Daddy, Pammy’s home! Let’s go into the kitchen. Dad made some decaf for you.” Mom and Pammy take chairs from the table. Dad turns from the stove, “Hi, Pammy Honey, what’s happened? Here’s some decaf.” Dad pours and Mom follows with the cream. Pammy is 5’3” at 120 lbs with short blonde hair and a 36 C chest. Her red lipstick is applied to lips which look as if they had silicone ejections but they are natural. ...
Introduction This will be based off the webgame Hentai Heroes but way better and i was gonna make a quest game from it but gave up xD so instead i decided to do this which means this will be my top and most edited story. The other ones are dead so i will prob remove them anyway the story takes part in HentaiVill which is a fantasy location where you can fuck your favorite video game, manga anime and tv or movie chars. I will start with Samus and move from there hope you enjoy. Start of game You...
GMID by Honda©Copyright 2000 Honda-Matic, All Rights Reserved.This story may be reproduced only in its full, original, unedited andunmodified posting where: 1) full credit is given to its author and,2) no commercial gain of any sort is realized as a result of its reproduction.No permission is granted, actual or implied, to reproduce a modifiedversion of this story, in whole or in part, without the express consentof the author.Warning: This story is intended for mature adults only. Donot...
Quick synopsis of Tim, during my divorce I was lonely, most all the friends went with my ex as women need support during divorces right? Tim and I met in one of the old Yahoo chat rooms, Divorced Dad's or Single Parent, which ever? Anyway we find that we live about 20 minutes from each other. He and I had formed a close friendship doing things together, groceries, movies, in general hanging out, dinners at each other's place, watching TV, things like that. Until one night through some strange...
Life with neighbours Part 2I(Vijay) had shared my story with my neighbour Savita. As mentioned Savita and I were fucking each other everyday. Savita was to leave with her husband leaving behind her daughter at home. It was Saturday when Savita left. I went for breakfast and Kumkum, the daughter was at home. She was 20 years old, 5'3" tall had big boobs 34B size. She did not know cooking. We had breakfast of Milk, Cornflakes and Omlette which I prepared. I asked Kumkum whether she would like to...
Help! My girlfriend is a Unicorn! Chapter 8 As it happened, the next couple of days made me wonder about how exciting things were gonna be for me. All I had to deal with was being a girl in junior high, which probably was "excitement" enough, considering. Then on Friday, Melody told me her family was going to be hosting a "guest" over the weekend, and I was invited to come over on Saturday. So Saturday morning, I went over, and was greeted at the door by Melody's mom, who told...
Bryan pulled into the driveway at five minutes past six. Silver was standing there waiting for him. He pulled Amy out of her seat as she was exhausted from all the riding around and slung her sleeping form gently over his shoulder. She looked at the truck and trailer, packed down like a gypsy caravan and gave Bryan a questioning look. "Do you have the news on?" he asked. "No, should I?" she asked. "Yes," he said. They sat down in front of the television and watched as the announcer...
Seamus – The Lesh-Ke Mountains, The Kingdom of Haz When I scaled the cliff with Fiona, I expected to rescue our wife Aoifa from the leotaur that had kidnapped her. Thanks to Fiona’s witchcraft, we had rushed up the cliff far faster than a pair of humans could, enhanced by spirits. But when we got to the top, we found Aoifa naked, recently fucked by the leotaur, and with a big grin on her face. Kelmam, the leotaur, held Viora in his arms, kissing the young girl. She was also recently fucked....
Time is measured in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and years. Distance is measured in feet, yards, acres, and miles. But time can feel like it’s frozen in place and a few hundred miles can feel like hundreds of light years when you are away from the one you love. There is a delicate equilibrium to maintaining a long-distance love affair. Most people think that the time and the distance away from a lover keep the relationship fresh and exciting. The perception is that if you...
I had a couple days off from work, so I just pretty much laid around the house. Daddy came in the familyroom and told me, that Brian had been calling the past few nights. It didn't make any sense why he hasn't been around or coming up to work. I called Brian to tell him to come over, that I had the house to myself for a few hours. When Brian got to the house, I had my robe on, covering up one of my new nighties I bought just for him. Brian walked into the familyroom, seen me playing with...
…It was about 9am when i closed my books and looked for him. He was looking at the laptop. I thought he was watching porn or something. Because of his highly sexual behavior this was nothing impossible as well. I went behind him and looked at the screen. I was surprised to find that he was typing a lecture note to upload on an educational website. -imad… -ah…hey my horny beauty… -stop saying that! I no longer liked him to do that. I wanted him to call me in more lovely words. -sorry my...
Holly, Tiffani and Me By Kimberli Nicole McCarthy "Staying home, playing Pictionary and eating home made appetizers while we watch Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve is not my idea of a good time!" "Well then Mike, you can either keep bitching about it or think of something better for us to do." "Dude, we gotta hit the town, get our drink on, and pick up a couple of sweet ass honeys." "I agree," I argued, "but it's December 28, we haven't thought of anything cool to do...
We sat on the sofa, drinking our morning coffee, while I searched for a way to bring up what needed to be brought up. I had caught my wife cheating and she had freely admitted it had happened more than once with different people - both men and women. And we needed to find a way to deal with this either to move forward or move on. The uneasy silence was interminable as neither of us knew how to bring up the subject, nor really wanted to. But finally, I cleared my throat and I saw her eyes raise...
CheatingThank you to 'Techsan' for editing this story. Chapter 1 I don't know what to think. Carrie has been different to me lately. After twenty-two years of marriage you can just feel it. Maybe something your spouse says or maybe just the way they look at you. She'd been like this for a few months now. Does she have a physical problem she doesn't want to tell me about? Every time I ask her if there's a problem she would say, "No, why do you keep asking me that. I don't have any physical...
Downward Spiral Chapter I: The Party.STANDARD DISCLAIMER: The following story is entirely fictional, the characters, likenesses, and over all the whole basis of this story is not real. The scenes of extreme torture depicted in this story must not be repeated, even with consent?Emeraude was really pleased, as the party seemed to be on a right path? no, it was not the fact of having a successful party, those parties were a common event. Every month during the school year and every two weeks on...
She’s a super cute blonde in a bright red top and she’s looking amazing, she’s a little nervous but is definitely excited to be making her very first adult video! Between working as a restaurant server and going to school for marine biology she doesn’t have a ton of spare time so this seemed like a good way to make some extra cash to pay those student loans…and Girls Do Porn loves having a hot horny blonde on the site to have some fun! This chick is skinny, leggy,...
xmoviesforyouLong set-up, but keep with me, I think it's a good ride. For Shannon, the loss of her father early in her life was to be the only tragedy that she would know. As a major business man in the entertainment industry, his life insurance policy thrust her into the world of socialites. While her mother never married, Shannon learned from her that one can survive with an expense account and a beautiful body. Her money and her body took care of Shannon well. In High School, she was the first freshman...
CHAPTER 16The resort guest periods were staggered intentionally to provide days separating the leaving of one group and the arrival of the next group. Every three groups had a full week separating groups. The free days were used for maintenance, upkeep of equipment, and solitude for a****ls and staff alike. Sylvia was a keen woman regarding human nature and the interactions of groups of people and the need for periods with reduced stress and more free time for energizing batteries, so to speak....
Salem, Massachusetts, 1692.The frosty air of an October night glows in fiery red. A baying bloodthirsty crowd gathers to the town jailhouse. Their pitchforks and torches raised in their white-knuckled hands. Their faces twist and contort in snarling fury. They hunger for death.The structure of the gallows stand in the middle of the courtyard like a withered scarecrow, hauntingly guarding the realm between life and death. The executioner, face covered in his dark hood, is checking the knotted...
My name is Alex and this is a true story. This is the continuation of my trip to Dallas for a conference which allowed me my evenings to dress and go to adult theaters and bookstores dressed as my female alter ego, Lexi. I am totally passable and actually look like a woman even when I am dressed as a man.Day 4 – I woke around 7am and made several immediate decisions. I was not attending the final day of the conference. I decided to dress as Lexi all day and I was going to drive home as Lexi....
Introduction: Exhibition & Mild Bondage and is written for and about older women that think they have been passed by and have lost their attractiveness and sex appeal! All you need is a pair of high heels Exhibition & Mild Bondage and is written for and about older women that think they have been passed by and have lost their attractiveness and sex appeal! Sharon was now almost 50 years old, an age that she had dreaded, in high school she had been a very skinny dark haired girl, her nick name...
The next morning on Saturday, Lauren got up bright and early. She wanted to finish the challenge as early as she could today because she wanted to make sure she didn’t miss Caroline’s grad party, plus then she wouldn’t have to worry about it the rest of the weekend. However, first Lauren would go for her three mile run that she did every morning. So, she put on a black sports bra, a blue tank top, and black running shorts and started her morning run. Once Lauren got back home and contemplated...
After Lynn had returned to the US, life for me settled back into a routine. My husband continued to be a pain. He had announced that he’d been chosen to head a sales initiative, which meant a trip to China within the next week. I was thankful that I'd have some time on my own for ten days.I eventually caught up with Sheila for the first time since the party. We both had so much to tell each other. I went round to see her one afternoon, and we both revealed all. Her reaction to my adventures was...
MatureWell, Its been awhile since I posted on here. This happened when I move from apartment and into a house. nice little ranch , but had a open large basement area and plumbed for a bath. So that was my first project. Putting in a large shower area. I like to work out in the basement had bought some equipment and bench presses and crap. Got some of the mirrors for the large walls to check myself out. Anyway compelted the shower install. It was pretty sweat if I dont mind saying so. All glass...
Cory shook his head. "You're incredible. I know I won't be playing video games for a little while." Robert snorted as he sat at his desk. "I'm not playing. I just missed my guild's PvP night. I'm one of the better players. I can't just ditch without an explanation." "Kind of missing my point." Robert logged into Aspect Realms. His character, a female Deviling Windwhisper he named Bluster, loaded onto the screen. People always asked him why he played a female character. Though he...
Only two hours have passed since I agreed to go to my boss’s house tonight. It seems like it should be much later than it is. I have been trying to keep myself busy and not think about what may happen tonight with Stuart. But I can’t stop thinking about how much it turned me on to call him master. And yesterday when he spanked me, god I loved that. I wonder if he will do that again. I am staring at my computer screen when Michelle walks in. “Hey Annie, was today great or what.” She says as she...
My name is Prakash. I live in Mumbai. I am a fan of Indian Sex Stories. I especially love the Teacher Sex articles. This is my story in which i seduce my hot neighbor and have sex with her. If any girls are impressed with my story and want to comment, please do so in my email The story could be long, so please be patient. I live alone in Mumbai. I am 20 years old5 feet 10, fair. I love to play Chess. My neighbors are the Iyer family. They have a son and a beautiful daughter. Her name is...
Sep - 2 - 2002 Captain Maria Tallfeather leaned back in her padded chair, and glanced at the secondary screen. It showed the last ship of the refugee convoy escaping into hyperspace. As she adjusted the sling holding her broken left arm, a few strands of her curly brown hair drifted down in front of her eyes. The air was thick with smoke, as the crew rushed to put out the few electrical fires that had flared up from the damage her ship had taken. Turning back to the main screen, she saw...
"Hi Charlotte," said Leah James as I walked in. "Hi," I mumbled, both surprised that Leah knew my name and more than a bit unhappy at finding her there. Of course my name would be in the appointment book, but the way she said it suggested she did indeed know who I was. "I think you can go in," said Leah, standing and knocking lightly on Ms. Dailey's door. I knew I shouldn't let it bother me that people would see me visiting Ms. Dailey and maybe that was part of my problem, that I was just too...
I'm so sorry that Jenny was killed. If only I had not stopped to fill up with petrol, I could have been there to save her, maybe even to have taken a bullet for her. I loved her that much. Jenny was an intelligent, beautiful and understanding Director. Whoever they appoint in her place will have a lot to live up to. I had always fancied her, but I fell in love with her when she joined in the orgy we had, at the celebrations after we had caught 'The Terrorist'. The second time I made love to...
I am Rohit and this is my second story on ISS . I am from Delhi, well built and my dick size is 7 inches in length and 3 inches in width. Now coming to the story the heroine of the story is my neighbor and later in the story my boss Sneha. She is divorced from her husband and looks like an angel. Her stats are those of a real sex goddess 38-32-38. She used to come to my daily and talk to my mom about various dishes as her cooking was not good. Since that time I was a big fan of hers and wanted...
Amy entered the room with a wild and nervous look on her face. She knew what was probably about to happen, and she knew there was nothing she could do to stop it. The reason she'd chosen the Peterson boys was specifically because of their reputation in the building. Alan Peterson had been caught several times having sex with the girls and women who lived in the building, whether in their homes, in his own home, or in one of the common areas. One such rumored story even involved him...
Joanie had known Alice since they were at Manchester University together, nearly twenty years ago. They were close friends and Joanie always knew that if she had a problem, she only had to talk to Alice. Alice would know what to do and lay it all out – you didn’t argue with Alice. It always worked. Not that Alice was bossy or dominant but, when it was needed, you knew that doing it the way Alice suggested was the only way. The way she raised her eyebrow or uttered the immortal phrase, “I think...
Cheating"Two nights, Ash." Ashley's brother was being stubborn. "Tommy," Ashley responded, "it's a senior. It's Ryan Barnes. It's my entire future." Ryan was one of the cool boys, and Ashley knew if she were late for a date with Ryan -- her first date with Ryan -- for any reason, he wouldn't ask her out again. If she were late because she had to do the dishes, the entire school would laugh at her. "I'll bet his family has a dishwasher." "Well, our family has two dishwashers." "Oh,...
Even from the kitchen he could hear her come in, despite the noise of the storm. Or maybe because of it. As she opened the front door the rumble of thunder and the pounding of the rain became so much louder that it was obvious two rooms away. Both dogs immediately abandoned their vigil for falling morsels and raced to meet her. He stepped out into the dining room, sandwich in hand, just as she forced the door closed against a fresh gust of wind, and greeted her through a mouthful of ham and...
James did what he did every night. He headed to the Octagon website. He had been doing that since it before it changed its name from Six of the Best after the scandal. Its format was simple. Four men trained four women. All eight were in Ando bodies which meant they looked spectacular and that their real bodies would not be damaged. As a patron (50 dollars a month) Andy got to influence events rather than simply watch. Tonight he was late, a delivery driver at work had got lost, and it...
It was my first day of a full-time two week block of army reserves at theMilford Falls barracks and I didn't wanna be there. During a break afterour first dinner I was sitting in the quad with five other reservists, allfirst year and all but two of us had obviously taken on more than webargained for, in between bitchin' about the mornings orientation manoeuvrewe got to talking about why we joined up in the first place. It was themoney, pure and simple we wanted the money. Some fuck wit whose...
Names are changed to protect the guilty. Everything else is exactly as I remember it. Whispers was always a terrible nightclub. It was one of those places you would never plan to go to but then after about the fifth drink with the gang after work on a Friday you'd somehow find yourself there anyway. The kind of place where married men would slip their wedding rings into their pocket, buy you drinks you didn't ask for, then call you a bitch if your knicker-elastic didn't instantly dissolve in...
The cave was always there. Well, maybe it wasn’t always there, but I grew up next to it and for me, it was always there. Every summer tourists would drive past our farm and go to “The Greatest Natural Wonder Under the Earth.”I think my desire to be tied up was also always there, even though as a child, it was not sexual. As a young girl, whenever the neighbor kids and I would get together to play something, I always suggested something that involved getting captured and tied up. I usually...
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