Jacquie Et Michel Elite
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What turns a mediocre xxx page into a work of art?! Is it a clever name, a good logo, a price list, or the video quality? I'm gonna reveal the secret! Any porn is good porn as long as the chick is a wicked dick addict! Talented hoes quickly turn into pornstars, and when these famous sluts stand in front of the camera, sparks fly!
Now, who the fuck are Jacquie and Michele? This is exactly what I am NOT gonna find out today! Honestly, I don't give a damn about the webmasters, layout, or picture quality. Today's review is dedicated to all the hard-working sluts in the industry who have turned millions of mediocre porn into masterpieces. Hail to jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html! Let's meet the bitches!
A French website exuding the signature French conceitedness
You know how French people are! Always bitching about art, complaining about the obnoxious English culture, wearing sissy berets, and bragging about their cuisine and wine. I've never been much of a French-loving dude, but that's probably because the only word I know in French is Oui, and this might get you into a lot of trouble when you are a filthy rich dude that is always surrounded by money-greedy sluts who want your dough as much as they want your cum. I don't know how French chicks say No, because I've never been turned down in my fucking life! I know that Voulez-vous coucher avec moi shit too, but what could an uber-attractive dude like me do with such a petty phrase! Moving on.
Elite sounds pretty much the same in all normal languages, meaning that you should have figured it out by now that jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html is a premium joint. No amateur shit, no grainy videos, no half-ass clips. Only the best of the best, crème de la crème of porn featuring some of the best sluts that the adult world has to offer. I believe that renowned French bangers like Joseline Kelly and Anissa Kate are on the list too, but it looks like the list of pornstars is so freaking huge that it presents every single hoe that has ever banged in front of the camera!
First things first
I've already reviewed jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html. You'll find it in no time on my super-organized website. In there, you'll get to read everything regarding the collection size, video quality, and shit like that. I am not gonna repeat myself because I am too lazy and too busy, but I will mention the pricing one more time before I move on to the hot list that is the focus of today's review.
For €4.90, you'll get a 24-hour-long trial. Sounds freakin' expensive! For $1.99/day, you'll unlock jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html for 30 days (streaming and downloading). If you want to stream movies without downloading them, the monthly subscription will cost you €1.32/day. At the time of this review, all members who went with the yearly subscription plan got two months for free. The 365-day subscription is €1.60/day, and it unlocks both streaming and downloading. Payment options, blah, blah...I don't have the time to deal with this shit. My bombastic vixens are on their tip-toes, eagerly waiting for someone to finally acknowledge all their hard work!
How many bitches are there?
Around 1.6K of them! Of course, a list of this size needs some proper filtering tools, and jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html is well aware of that fact. To begin with, let's see what the hair option on top of the page offers in terms of filtering. 858 brunettes! Abella Danger is there to spice up this review with her magnetic ass and perky titties. Hello Abella! I knew I was gonna see you in here! Adriana Chechik, Cecilia Lion, and Eliza Ibarra. These are some of the names I noticed instantly. Bear in mind that I am checking out random pages.
I did see a number of unknown sluts, and believe me when I say that, I watch a lot of porn. In a couple of years or so, I'm gonna go very, very blind, and I will have to hire some hoe to take notes and write reviews instead of me. That reminds me of a crappy movie I watched recently starring Demi and a blind writer who falls in love with the brunette. The couple reunites in France, somewhere on Cote d'Azur, and then they bang their silly brains out. Ok, I lied about the banging part, but here is the point - the stuff I just wrote is totally irrelevant, but it just might encourage you to look for something other than porn on the web. That's how clever and thoughtful I am! Now, guess with whom I watched it! You know me well enough to know that TPD doesn't tolerate romantic crap for no hardcore reason!
This shit is way off-topic
Around 500 blondes - Cory Chase, Dee Williams, Nikki Benz, and Cherry Kiss. 496 names left on the list for you fuckers to explore! I went with Cherry, just because I was lazy to look any further. Ok, she is a Serbian hoe that specializes in dps and anal sex. Total of 13 movies on jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html featuring this belle. Let's say that Cherry Kiss is a well-known star. Now, what happens with bios when less famous "stars" are in question?
Colombe is a mature blonde that looks like she is hired to make donuts for the good-looking sluts in between banging sessions. Hey, I might sound rude to you now, but the bitch is gonna thank me one day for propelling her straight into the xxx stardom! Damn, I knew that this would happen! No bio on my dear Colombe! Maybe they are waiting for her to stuff the hottest batch of pastry with whipped cream before she finally sits down for a decent interview. Way to go granny! Croissants are what made France famous! Bear that in mind the next time when someone makes you wear corsets and stockings while standing by a hot stove!
Let's get wild now!
This redhead, brunette, blonde shit is boring! Let's combine filters to come up with unique hoes! I want a transsexual with big tits! Voila! Jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html presents me with 35 results in total. Not bad! This tells you that jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html is a diverse place presenting all sorts of content. That is especially important for all the freaks out there who think about choosing the yearly membership plan.
The sad part is that many tranny bios are still empty! For fuck's sake, jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html, do you need a writer?! I could write this shit blindfolded and fill out your boring pages with interesting data before you say Oui (I told you this was the only word I know how to say and write in French!).
You are getting lazy on me! Let me give you a riddle - Alina Lopez, Gabriela Lopez, and Nina Lopez - what's the thing I choose in the Distinctive signs list on jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html? Way to go, fuckers! I was looking for Latinas! You are such a smart crowd! You make me proud! Around 70 mamacitas are there to tantalize with their big culos and fiery tatas. Caliente!
Time to sum things up a bit and stop fooling around with filters. The bottom line is that you'll find lots of big-titted hoes on jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html (around 720), lots of American tarts (323), a fair share of ebony goddesses (80+), and plenty of Asian vixens (over 70) . I really hope that I don't have to explain to you guys that the whole point of the pornstars' list is not to make you bust a nut way too early but help you find a way to the video of your dick's liking.
When everything is said and done but I still want to write
Premium websites need to meet certain standards. When you expect someone to pay for your smut, you can't settle for half-ass design, crappy videos, and basic filtering tools. You need to kick it up a notch, and jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html nailed it! The list I focused on today shows that the page is worth anyone's time and money, and that's a goddamn fact.
Let's be honest! You came here to read this review specifically because you are into French hoes, and you've heard about jacquieetmichelelite.com/en/pornstars.html. It would be plain stupid if I started convincing you into anything now. Go premium or don't! Zero fucks given! However, I do want you to stop by, look at this list, and realize that everything in this world revolves around a good piece of pussy. As simple as that! Bravo, hoes! As for you fucktards, see ya later!
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