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Chapter 1: The Cowboy Starts a New Life

August 14, 1958

The old, olive-drab jeep rolled down Meadowbrook Road. Might have been doing near fifty, I thought. Not bad for this old refugee. Not bad except for the dust. I’d miss this ugly old girl. Quicker than any horse I ever rode. A fifty dollar wonder at an army surplus yard. I spent a lot of hours getting it to go again, but she ran like new. Better than new, some said.

Just a few minutes to town and I’d be at the feed store. Pick up the week’s order and head back to the ranch. Wouldn’t be doing this much more, I thought. Damned if I knew what I would be doing though. The army would decide that, not me. Long as I was going to learn some trade, that’d be fine. Motor Pool or Engineering Corp. That’s what I was gunning for.

Finally done with school after all these years and I can’t wait to get more schooling, I thought with a laugh. I made it through my final year with a B average. Pretty good for a cowboy who’d rather wrestle with a near twenty-year-old Jeep than wrangle cattle.

When the draft notice turned up in the mail, it wasn’t a big surprise. I’d report and hope for the best. I wanted to learn a trade. I particularly wanted that trade to have something to do with vehicles — maintaining and fixing them. That’s who I am, the cowboy with the monkey wrench.

My name is Roderick Franklin Williams. I was born on October 2, 1940, in Cut Bank, Montana, on the family ranch, the W2. My mother gave birth in her bed at our home with a midwife in attendance. I weighed six pounds, four ounces and apparently had a shock of dark hair right from the womb. I was their only child.

I became known as Roddy, and I grew up healthy and active, but was never very big. I attended school in town, riding the twelve miles to and from the ranch on the school bus, and later in my jeep. I loved sports, particularly football, but was just too small to make the team, even in my junior and senior years. At five foot-eight, one hundred and fifty pounds, I settled for the track team and cross-country running.

I am fairly handsome in some people’s opinion. My blue eyes and usually unruly mop of dark-blond hair, along with regular features gave me a solid, but not spectacular look. The girls liked me and I liked the girls. I never had trouble getting a date for a dance or a movie, but living as far out as we did and with all the ranch chores, didn’t date very often.

My mother and father were proud of me, they said. I am a hard worker, always helping my father and doing my duties without complaining. It was the way I was brought up. My dad, Frank, and my mother, Eleanor, ran the W2 cattle ranch, and although it was modestly successful it didn’t earn enough money to send me to state college in Billings. My school work would qualify, but the money just wasn’t there for both tuition and my board. Mother in particular was disappointed that they were unable to help me further my education.

I had given my future a lot of thought. It was 1958 and the times were changing. My ambition didn’t include ranching. In all likelihood, my parents’ land would be gobbled up by a larger outfit someday. I wanted to be involved in the new, more prosperous America, but I also knew I had an obligation to fulfill. Uncle Sam had called. I was healthy, single, and had no reason for a deferment.

I had been reading the recruiting brochures for the services and found something I was confident I would like. The Army Motor Pool was dedicated to keeping their mobile equipment maintained and operating. It was my opportunity to learn a skill and get a chance to fix cars and trucks. I would serve my time and come out ready to join the modern work force with an ability in demand, just as the brochures promised.

I would have to have a physical first, but I doubted I would be found unfit. My cross-country training would have revealed any weakness. It was time to talk to my folks.

‘The Army’s gonna’ get me anyway, so I want to see if I can get into the motor pool. In four years, I’ll have a trade and job prospects. I think it’s the right thing for me.’

My father nodded and smiled. As much as he wanted me to remain on the ranch, he would never deny me an honest ambition. In Dad’s eyes, nothing could be more honest than serving your country and learning a trade.

Mom was not so happy. It would mean losing her only child, and that was very difficult for her. She would never stand in my way if it was to better myself, but she would be sad to see me go, not knowing when she would see me again.

Two weeks after my eighteenth birthday, I waved farewell to my parents. I sold my Jeep to one of my high school buddies for two hundred dollars and a ride to the Army recruiting office in Great Falls. Shortly after enlisting I was at Fort Dix, undergoing basic training.

It was said that the Army often assessed men for their talents and then assigned them to tasks with no remote connection to their capabilities. Fortunately for me, that was not the case. When I completed basic training, I was assigned to the 63rd Engineering Battalion, deployed in Bad Hersfeld, Germany.

However, when I arrived in Germany, and barely had time to look around, I was informed that the battalion would be redeployed again in a few months and I was to be reassigned. Within a month, I found myself with the 15th Army Motor Pool in Friedberg, near Frankfurt. In a round about way, I had ended up where I wanted to be.

I spent nearly eight years in the Army. I learned a great deal about trucks and armored vehicles and a lot of other machines. I did well and rose to the rank of sergeant. I began my first tour in Germany, and after serving in Alabama and North Carolina, ended my Army career back in Germany.

At the end of July 1966, age 25, I picked up my discharge papers and boarded a C-118 transport for the U.S.A. I was almost a civilian once more and now it was time to put my plan into action. The army had filled me out. I was now a solid, fit 170 pounds. I was ready for the next step.

I hitched a ride on another transport to Omaha, then bought a train ticket to Great Falls. It was time to go home. I had seen my parents only four times in eight years, the most recent was over two years ago. On my last visit, I could see my father’s health wasn’t good.

I spent two days in Great Falls searching for a suitable vehicle at the right price. I finally found it in the classifieds of the local newspaper. A widow was selling her late husband’s truck, a ’60 Ford F-100 pickup. It was exactly what I was looking for — low mileage, well cared-for, free of rust and dents. It was never going to be as pretty as a ’55, but it would do. I paid the woman cash and took the title. A full tank of gas would get me home in a day.

When I rolled to a stop in the driveway of the family ranch, I sat in the driver’s seat for a few moments, taking in the scene. The ranch house didn’t look any different, even after eight years. It was quiet, just as it always had been. I looked over at the barn, but saw no signs of activity. I glanced at my watch. It was nearing 6:00 pm. It was supper time.

I stood on the porch, wondering whether I should knock, or just walk in. I chose both. I rapped firmly on the door, then opened it and walked in.

‘Hi folks, it’s me … Rod,’ I called loudly.

I heard the clatter of utensils on plates and the scrape of chairs being moved. My mother appeared first, with a look of astonishment on her face. I wondered briefly if I had forgotten to tell them I was coming, but recalled the telegram I had sent from Omaha.

‘Roddy … oh god … Roddy,’ she cried, rushing toward me, arms outstretched.

‘Hi Mom,’ I said softly into her head as we embraced.

I looked up and saw my father moving slowly toward me. He looked so much older than I remembered him. He had lost weight, his face drawn and pale where once it was full and ruddy.

I held onto my mother and my arm extended to take the offered hand of my father.

‘Hi Dad. Good to see you.’

‘Good to see you too, Son. It’s been a long time. We’ve missed you,’ he wheezed.

‘I’ll set a place for you, Rod,’ Mother smiled, her face stained with tears. ‘You must be hungry.’

‘I’m always hungry for your cooking, Mom. Let me wash up first.’

We gathered around the kitchen table. The evening meal was a big plate of stew and baking powder biscuits fresh from the oven. I hadn’t had this fine a supper in all the time I was away. It felt very good to be home.

Over the next couple of days, I realized I would be putting my plans on hold. My father was ill, and the ranch was failing.

Dad’s health was worsening. He was in the later stages of emphysema, brought on by a combination of smoking and the dust off the dry grasslands of western Montana. I can clearly remember him, astride his favorite horse, his dusty Stetson pulled down low over his eyes, hand-rolled cigarette dangling from his lips, watching the herd. Those days would never be repeated.

The ranch was no longer profitable, too small at only 640 acres. My parents had used up all their savings and most of their line of credit trying to keep it going. They refused to re-mortgage the home. It couldn’t support enough cattle to make a go of it, nor generate the cash to permit modernization or lease summer grazing land. At some time in the not so distant future we would have to sell.

Ranching was the only thing my father knew. He had been born here just as I had. Cut Bank was his home and raising cattle was his life. But times had changed, and without the help and skills to change with them, Frank Williams would be the last of our family to run this ranch.

Mom felt bad for Dad’s disappointments, but worried more about his health. She could tolerate losing the ranch she told me, but she couldn’t imagine life without her Frank. Just the same, each day as we watched his gradual decline, we knew it was inevitable.

I assumed the duties around the ranch that my father had formerly performed. In fact, I was able to make some improvements that, for a brief while, helped our situation. The hard work was being done by two ranch hands, but it was my intervention that put a stop to the decline.

I had returned home with nearly $50,000 after saving every dime I could while in the army. I had earned side money by fixing and tuning cars and motorcycles for other base personnel. Cash only, no receipts.

I was determined not to throw good money after bad when it came to the ranch. If I was going to use my savings, it was going to be for improvements that would be investments toward the sale of the property when the time came.

I rebuilt the hay mower, widening the cut with salvaged equipment from a now-defunct neighboring farm. The baler required a good deal more work, but with Dad’s guidance and my learned skills, it was renewed in time for the second cut. There would be no need to buy supplemental feed for the winter that fall.

The truth was, however, that any significant problem that cropped up could finish the ranch for good. There was no reserve. Bad weather alone could mean disaster. A flood in the creek or a prolonged dry spell could be equally fatal. We needed some luck, and for a while it looked like we had it.

Over the first fifteen months, I committed to get the most out of the ranch and the cattle. Prices were fairly good, so if we could produce two or three hundred head for the spring sales, we would be in much better financial circumstances. But early that fall a freak hail storm destroyed the second hay crop, and we were right back where we started.

Mom was never really sure if it was the hail storm or just the progress of Dad’s disease, but his decline accelerated. In early November, my father, Frank Williams, age 61, died in his bed, a shadow of his former, robust self. Mom and I were both heartbroken, but we carried on. She had me to support and comfort her, and that made it possible to accept the passing of her beloved husband. I grieved for my father, but knew I must shift my concerns to looking after my mother.

With the loss of the hay crop, all the hard-fought-for earnings of the previous year had been wiped out. We would have to buy hay to get the cattle through to the spring sales. Although neither of us said it aloud, we both knew this would be the last winter on the W2.

I debated with myself exactly how to go about proposing to Mom that we sell the ranch. I was uncertain just how strong her ties to this land were. She was a ‘town girl’ when my father married her and became a ranch wife and mother. Whatever her history, I knew we couldn’t carry on much longer and we needed to make the best of a bad situation.

In my opinion, it was wiser to sell in the spring before it became known that the ranch was in financial trouble. My savings from my army service had made it appear to the bank that the ranch was solvent, and thus no rumors circulated. It would be important that no one think they could get this ranch for pennies on the dollar because the Williams family was desperate.

I talked it over with mother and was pleasantly surprised that she was almost anxious to leave the ranch, but uncertain where she would go. I reassured her as I reminded her of my plans. She would accompany me to our new location and we would use the proceeds from the sale of the ranch to buy a home where she could start a new life. She was only fifty-two, nine years younger than my father.

When I told my mother that our destination was Bellingham, Washington, she was taken aback. I had to show her where it was on a map. She had never thought of living on the coast. For the first time in many years, I think she was optimistic about her future. While losing Dad still hurt, she could start fresh with me nearby.

‘You’ll like it, I think,’ I said. ‘It’s not so cold in the winter and not so hot in the summer. They say the scenery is fantastic. It’s always green … all year around.’

‘I’m sure I will, Roddy. I hope this is what you want, not what you think I want. You have your own life to live, son. I’m just happy you want me to come along.’

‘I wouldn’t have it any other way. Besides, I need a bookkeeper for my business. You’re just the person for the job,’ I grinned. Her smile in return was all I needed to see. My lean, attractive mother seemed relieved and happy that she could share my dream.

The ranch was put up for sale early in 1968, and fortunately a buyer was found within three months. The new owner was a large cattle producer with an even larger feed-lot operation and was willing to buy the stock along with the land and buildings. The price was fair and on an early July summer day, we loaded our belongings and a few pieces of cherished furniture into the back of my pickup and headed west.

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Chapter 2: A New Beginning

July 25, 1968

We took our time along U.S. 2 and we were both pleased that our trip and our welcome to Bellingham was blessed with good weather. July of 1968 in northwest Washington was mainly warm and sunny and welcoming to us. Within a week, we had found a furnished house to rent. Almost all of our previous furniture had stayed with the sale of the ranch.

It was only good luck that the house we found was an elegant, older Victorian-style home with five bedrooms and three bathrooms. It was far larger than the two of us needed, but it had charm and it was in immaculate condition. The owner had been transferred to Alaska with the ferry system and if he and his family decided to stay in Juneau, they would put the house up for sale. On the advice of the rental agent, I negotiated a first-right-of-refusal for purchase on the house and furnishings.

There was no need to do anything but stock the pantry, fill the refrigerator, and buy a television set. We had the phone connected, and took out a s
ubscription to the local paper. Mom didn’t drive, so for the time being my truck would be our sole transportation.

It wasn’t a hardship for Mom. We lived in the established, older part of town, within walking distance of several stores and the harbor. That first summer she explored her new town on foot, quickly falling in love with it. Again, a warm sunny summer didn’t hurt her opinion of Bellingham.

I had arranged a meeting with Ted Reynolds, the district manager for Atlantic Richfield. We had been corresponding over the past two years. Ted’s nephew, Jerry, had served in Germany with me, and we had become friends. I expressed an interest in buying a service station connected with a major oil company. Jerry contacted his uncle and in an exchange of letters, let me know that there might be a station or two for sale.

I did my homework and Ted sent over his company’s requirements for establishing a formal business relationship. Foremost was economic stability. I needed the financial capability to run and maintain the station. Second was staffing and third was station standards: cleanliness, hours of business, service capability.

At first I was overwhelmed, but as I worked through the various requirements, I could begin to see how I could make everything come together. The only real issue would be finance. Even there, Ted was helpful, letting me know how much cash down would be required for each of the franchises available. Of the possibilities, Bellingham looked like the most manageable. It had been in decline for several years and no buyer had stepped forward.

Mother had kept the books for the ranch. She was thorough and precise with her calculations and Dad never had cause to doubt the accuracy of the current state of their finances. She and I spent several hours looking at which way to manage the purchase of the Bellingham station.

We were in a good situation. The sale of the ranch had provided us with a healthy amount that we could invest. Some would be reserved for buying a home of course, but there was a good deal more available for the purchase of the station. The question really boiled down to how much cash to use, versus how much to borrow. We needed some advice.

Ted had recommended Carl ‘Stumpy’ Jorgensen. He was a well known character in Whatcom County financial and business circles. Despite his backwoods style, he was a trustworthy interpreter of federal and state tax law. It was natural that Mom and I would consult with him on the purchase. Carl listened carefully to our plan and nodded in agreement with our suppositions. He seemed to be impressed.

He told us that for a pair of neophyte entrepreneurs, he was surprised at how well thought-out our ambition was. He had no idea what it had taken to run our cattle ranch, but it was obviously more complex than he thought. He wanted a couple of days to look over the operation with me, and discuss how much investment was required to bring the station up to acceptable standards. That would be the key to how much to spend and how much to borrow.

I had already scouted out the station. I had stopped by to gas-up the truck earlier that morning and took the opportunity to wander around to see what kind of condition it was in. I was discouraged at what I saw. The washrooms were in poor condition and dirty. The floor of the shop was deteriorating, having been saturated over many years with gasoline, oil, anti-freeze, grease, brake and transmission fluids and who knows what else.

There were three people visible on the site. A scruffy old man who ran the old-style pumps and the cash register. I guessed he was the owner. There was a tall, thin man in his middle age, perhaps fifty or so. He appeared to be a mechanic and was neat and clean. The third person was a woman, wearing a greasy smock, tattered Levis and a very worn pair of what I thought might be army boots. It appeared she too was doing shop work.

Not much of a roster, but at least one of them looked semi-professional. Well, there were lots of people looking for work, so I could replace the ones who didn’t cut it. But the station itself was a mess. I tried to imagine what was going to be required to make it into what I wanted. And what I wanted wasn’t anything like this.

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This is the first sex story I ever wrote and I posted it a little over a year ago in the forum. I was reading over it again and decided to try it on a wider audience. ___________________________________________________________________________________ When she was very little, she liked to strip off all of her clothes and run naked outside. She loved to feel the air tickle her tiny body. She loved the feel of the soft grass against her skin. Mommy saw her and told her that only naughty little...

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Elise and Rod

Not all stories that start out with "Once upon a time" have happy endings. The characters do not necessarily live happily ever after as was the case in this one. It started as a fair tale that my wife tried to tell me, but unfortunately for her (or me — depending on how you look at it) I knew the game she was going to play. Once upon a time there was a marriage planned. Elise and I had grown up together and it had always been expected, at least by our mothers, that we would marry when we...

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From Internship Room To Sex In Baroda

Hello guys, this is the continuation of my previous story . So after having our time in the internship room the last day, we went to our different ways. Though we were still in contact with each other it was less due to our work. I tried calling her to my room in Mumbai in a disguise but then I thought it would be wrong and dropped the plan. After completing my job I came back to Baroda and got on with life and work then one day my mobile rang and it was her. She – Hey dear! How are you? Me –...

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FapHouse Parody

When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie's place, where you are not allowed to fuck your teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over...

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Connecting with Mother Ch 5

Chapter 5 “I think that’s enough Ian. I need a drink badly.” She did up her blouse and sorted her skirt. Her stockings, belt and heels were still in place so we could move fairly quickly to the aisle and up to the front office and entrance. As we rose to go there were the odd comments like: brilliant; lush; fucking gorgeous; do come again (or was it cum again?); thank you; when will you next be down? The last is one I knew not to answer. To be specific on that would have drawn crowds in...

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MindFuck of The Hermaphrodite

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Rodney

Rodney When I was in my early twenties I didn't really know what I wanted from life. I had a girlfriend and spent a lot of time with her but we were really buddies. For a long time we did nothing more than kiss a little and we were both fine with that. I learned fairly quickly that she had great taste in lingerie ? matching bras and panties in all kinds of silky, lacy fabrics and pretty colors. More than once I snuck into her panty drawer and checked them out. I eventually took a pair...

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Connecting RodChapter 2 A New Beginning

July 25, 1968 We took our time along U.S. 2 and we were both pleased that our trip and our welcome to Bellingham was blessed with good weather. July of 1968 in northwest Washington was mainly warm and sunny and welcoming to us. Within a week, we had found a furnished house to rent. Almost all of our previous furniture had stayed with the sale of the ranch. It was only good luck that the house we found was an elegant, older Victorian-style home with five bedrooms and three bathrooms. It was...

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Pegging and rods

 Pegging and rods After a long but fun night out at the bar, Alex and Donna were staggering their way home through the freshly fallen snow. It was a very cold night and Donna wished they had taken the car. Once inside the warm inviting living room both Alex and Donna breathed a sigh of relief. Beers in hand, they settled down for a relaxing night. "You know" said Donna "I'm getting a little warm now, I think I'll go get into my PJs" and off she went to go upstairs...she added “you can always...

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Sex with my hot neighbor in Baroda

My name is Raja from Baroda, gujarat 20yrs old and i am 5″1o and with looking good personality. This incidents took place when i was only 19 and my neighbor was 21. Shazia(name changed) lived in my neighborhood, she was studying in f.a. she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. From the first day when i saw her, i was truly mad for her. She had a very well shaped figure 37-26-36 size . Sometimes i use to call her at my pace to talk to her. We talked daily on the phone and sometimes on...

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Island of Hernando Rodriguez

He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...

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AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

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Adult Empire Parody

What’s up, you dirty dog! How’s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You’ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you’ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed “self-care”, right? Well, that’s great to hear! Because I’ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today!In a world where movies are being made for either 16-year-old girls or the Chinese government,...

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Daniel Marie The Hermaphrodite

DANIEL, MARIE, & THE HERMAPHRODITE Of the few experiences we've had with others sexually, this one is the topper! I've only seen a couple pictures of a natural hermaphrodite. A girl with a large dick in place of their clit. They even have balls inside them, so they can cum like a man! Otherwise, good looking lady's that I've seen thus far. Just the thought of it opens up several possibilities! Certainly gives me a chubby thinking it over! One day, Marie and I were on our favorite sex...

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Connecting with Mother Ch 3

Chapter 3 The effect of my staying home with Gillian that weekend was quite profound. I had found a way of being and relating to her that was significantly different sexually from the past. Our relationship had been highly sexual, indeed that was the initial attraction and immediate. However, once we settled together our sex life became routine and vanilla like. In turn our lives became surface in nature rarely stepping into sorting out our increasing distance with each other. I started...

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Connecting Rod Ch 09

Chapter 9: Michelle’s Story February 22, 1961 My name is Michelle Dawson and up until recently, I had no hope of living a perfect life. According to my driver’s license, I’m five foot six and weight one hundred and forty pounds. I am the daughter of Florence Toews and Walter Dawson, and I was an accident. My parents married when Florence discovered she was pregnant at age seventeen. Walter, a handyman with some useful skills, made a scrape-by living. We lived in a small rented house on the...

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Connecting RodChapter 9 Michelles Story

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The Prodigal

Synopsis: It's Christmas time, and the holiday season is bittersweet for Paul and Debbie Noland. Seven years ago their son disappeared without a trace, and they found their faith shaken to its very core. Christmas is the Season of Miracles, however, and when a young woman named Breegan comes into their lives they find joy, celebration and a miracle of their very own. The Prodigal By Scott Ramsey Edited by Amelia R. Nestled in the pines five miles northwest of...

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The Return of Prodigal

The Return Of The Prodigal By Estaban Bacca A hot Maltese sun had baked the limestone village throughout the day. Theshadows had grown long and any activity along the quay had died away. EdgarBaldachino sat at his regular table outside the café. Over the rim ofa wine glass, his eyes watched the fleet of fishing luzzus peacefullybobbing at their moorings but his thoughts were far from tranquil. His mindwas thirty years in the past. He had been a youth of eighteen when he'd decided he had to...

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SHE LOVED MY ROD

In autumn of 1961 Maria Bellucci and I just couldn,t keep our hands off each other. My first serious sexual affair at age sixteen I loved and lusted after her tight pussy and she couldn,t seem to get enough of my cock. Having gone pheasant hunting with me she suggested we go fishing before the season finished November 1st, but basically she wanted a remote spot to fuck undisturbed and I was Up for it in All ways. Being a chilly damp day I packed my two man tent with it,s waterproof floor, an...

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Baby sis want my rod

My 18-year-old sister Meghana came bounding into the kitchen wearing her black bikini. I had little time to react before she jumped up and wrapped her arms and legs around me. She squealed loudly in my ear and I had to grab onto the counter to keep from falling over. “I’m sooooo happy to see you big brother! It’s been so long!” “Uh, good to see you too Meg. Mind if I catch my breath?” “Oh sure!” she smiled and unwrapped her lithe body from my frame. I turned back to the counter and grabbed...

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The divining rod

Walter Jonas pulled his van into the lane leading to the Circle Double Bar Ranch and drove the quarter mile or so to the house that sat on a small rise at the end of the lane. The big red letters on the side of his truck told it all, WATER DIVINING, W.B. Jonas, Prop.! This was hot country, southern Texas, where the temperature could stay above 100 degree for weeks at a time, and where water was more valuable than oil, well, you can't go that far, but it was pretty darn precious in its own...

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The Charm of Aphrodite

Derick stood in front of his altar, carefully inscribing the last of the designs on the piece of copper foil. He checked his work against the illustration in the book, and smiled when he saw that it was perfect. He took the vial of rose-oil and anointed the charm, reciting the accompanying text, which ended, ‘Most holy and revered Goddess, Laughter-loving Aphrodite, I beseech you, grant me the object of my affection. By your most holy name PASIPHAESSA KYTHEREIA I ask this.’ He brought the charm...

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A Lovefest with Brande Roderick

I had anxiously looked forward to this night ever since I won the Playboy lottery [offered only to very long term subscribers] to serve as a waiter at the Valentine’s Day party at the Mansion. I knew it would be an exciting night but what actually occurred was far more thrilling than anything I could possibly have imagined! We ‘winning waiters’ were issued light cream-colored tuxes with gold bow ties and cummerbunds so guests could easily spot us. The chief bartender kept us running, serving...

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Rebel 1777Chapter 43 Rodney

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Body Chaos Rodeo

There exists a city in the middle of the multiverse, floating in the ether between dimensions, that seems normal enough for most of the year. But for one rowdy month, the rodeo comes to town--and the chaos that ensues is a spectacle to behold! This is no ordinary rodeo. Humans from Dimension 482 might recognize a rodeo as a place where other humans in big hats chase around animals to prove that they can dominate their four-legged quarry with ropes, horses, and sheer will. Some Pellians from...

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TGirl Rodeo

Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster" Johnson. Folks let's give the Tail Buster here a great big rodeo welcome! Say howdy to these good folks Lorna!Howdy, good folks!Hoo wee, Lorna those folks sure are glad to see you here with me!I'd say...

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The Rodeo

Chapter 1: The beginning and the end. Before he even opened the door Ray knew what he would find once he walked into the house. Her car was gone out of the driveway, that was a sure sign something was wrong. She was always there to meet him when he came in off the road. The last time they talked on the phone, she had told him it was either her or the rodeo. He told her he couldn’t quit, not yet. He was to close to finally getting the brass ring. She had slammed the phone down on his ear and he...

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Connecting Rod Ch 0304

Chapter 3: The New Owner August 30, 1968 My first act as the new owner was to call a meeting with Shelly, Jurgen and my mother. We met for supper at the house. Mom had prepared a typical Sunday dinner of roast beef with plenty of potatoes, beans and corn. Shelly devoured her portion as if she hadn’t eaten in a week. I wondered if perhaps she hadn’t. Jurgen was more refined with old-fashioned table manners, much like my mother. We talked during the meal with my telling them a little bit about...

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Connecting CH 02

Kelly was the first to wake up in the morning with a slight headache, and was staring at her father’s sleeping face upon opening her eyes. He’s so cute. She smiled and reached out to touch him, but stopped as the previous night’s images flashed through her mind. We… had sex last night, after coming home from the hoedown. I had sex with my own father. She sat up against the bed’s headboard and looked out at nothing in particular. As much as I’d like to blame the alcohol again, I WANTED what...

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Connecting with Mother Ch 6

Chapter 6 The idea of Gillian being in London for a weekend without the children appealed to me, particularly the notion of taking her to the club. We managed to park our children with their aunt for the weekend. I decided as this was a new departure for Mum that it should be a short weekend, from Saturday afternoon till Sunday evening. Mum had not gone all tight and jealous and I put this down to my new relationship with her. I knew implicitly there was a risk but decided to live with...

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Connecting with Mother Ch 4

Chapter 4 I lay back in the sofa as Mum swallowed the spunk that had gone into her mouth. She fingered the rest from her face and tits swallowing that as well, and then leaned to me to kiss me. I hugged her to me and pushed my tongue in her mouth to share her taste. We were both exhausted from our lovemaking and fell into a snooze with her head on my chest. I woke up to feel Mum still on my chest and I felt a bit cramped and tried to move quietly but she also roused herself realising...

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Connecting Rod Ch 0506

Chapter 5: A New Year December 31, 1968 I was invited to a New Year’s Eve celebration sponsored by the Chamber of Commerce. At first I declined, stating that I had my employees to entertain. When they were welcomed along with my mother, I quickly accepted the invitation. It seemed that I was a welcome new face in the downtown, and I was starting to be recognized among many of the businessmen of Bellingham. The party caused some brief consternation for Shelly. She didn’t have a dress and...

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Connecting Rod Ch 10

Chapter 10: Unexpected Events September 5, 1970 My head was still swimming from all the events that had happened since Shelly had her accident and we got engaged. I was still having trouble coming to grips with it. The previous four months saw us open a new shop not far from the service station. Duke was running it, and almost right away I could tell he was going to be a success. Shannon was right there beside him, helping him in every way she could, answering the phone, ordering parts,...

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Connecting Rod Ch 0708

Chapter 7: Commitment and Crisis May 19, 1969 The conversation with my mother stuck with me. I knew she was right. It was time to tell Shelly how I felt about her. It was the next morning when I hung back to talk to Mom. Shelly and Jurgen had already left for the garage. ‘Mom, I need some advice.’ She turned and looked at me with a knowing smile. ‘Go ahead.’ ‘I … I want to ask Shelly to … marry me.’ ‘I guessed that,’ she said, continuing to smile. ‘You did?’ ‘I think you’ve picked a...

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Connecting RodChapter 3 The New Owner

August 30, 1968 My first act as the new owner was to call a meeting with Shelly, Jurgen and my mother. We met for supper at the house. Mom had prepared a typical Sunday dinner of roast beef with plenty of potatoes, beans and corn. Shelly devoured her portion as if she hadn't eaten in a week. I wondered if perhaps she hadn't. Jurgen was more refined with old-fashioned table manners, much like my mother. We talked during the meal with my telling them a little bit about my background and...

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