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5 One in the Hand Is Worth Chapter 6

The break for the Christmas holiday was a welcome respite from class stress and love life drama. I'd asked Gerri if she would like to come to Chattanooga to meet my folks, but she'd looked at me like I was crazy. "Christmas and New Years are the busiest times of the year for my dad," she explained. "He hosts parties almost every night, and I run a lot of them for him." "Wow ... that'll sure keep you hopping. How about if I come over for New Years Eve?" She seemed to be considering...

LA FunChapter 59

I spent almost all of Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday totally involved with my loves. I did play golf with a bunch of people on Sunday morning. The movie stars wanted to join us, so we sent them to the less difficult course, while Hideki played with Joe and JoAnn, and Yuu played with Jules and me. My wife was a better golfer than she let on, and even though she was playing with an unbalanced pregnant body, she was shooting a game that rivaled her uncle. I was using this game and course to...

Ton a Tits TessChapter 3

Despite getting away very early, we found out that with slow highway speeds, an inexperienced RV jockey (me) and that big, clunky vehicle, Hammond, Indiana was a very long one-day drive. Hammond may be, technically, in Indiana, but it's right up against Chicago, Illinois, which meant it was as far to the northwest as we could go, on a drive from North Carolina, and still say we were in Indiana. The three-day tournament was to begin on Friday, June 30, but we arrived late Tuesday so that...

Lightning in a BottleChapter 69 The New Normal

October 25, 1986 It would be trite to say that things went back to normal after the wedding and the honeymoon. We certainly settled back into a routine, but things were different now. This was a new normal, a "normal" enhanced with the knowledge that we were living the life we'd dreamed about for so long. At work, the status quo persisted. I put in my forty-hour weeks, resigning myself to the fact that I'd be working there for a while longer. My investments were certainly paying off,...

Lightning in a BottleChapter 72 Nine Days In August

July 29, 1995 Down on one knee to get the angle on the green, I squinted in the bright high desert sunlight. I lined up the eight-foot putt. Satisfied that I had the break figured out, I got up and crouched over the ball, took a couple of practice swings, and then struck the ball firmly with my putter. The ball rolled slightly uphill, and then broke sharply to the right ... straight into the cup. I let out a yell, and thrust my fist skyward. "Another birdie for Mr. Too Hot to Touch,"...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 10 BridgetChapter 4 Metanoia

August 5, 1996, Chicago, Illinois We had our usual Monday operational meeting, as I’d taken to thinking about it, and when it finished, I called together Kimmy, Elyse, Deborah, and Eve. “Sorry to pull you away from your books,” I said to Deborah. “But I need you in this meeting. We’ll get you back to studying as soon as possible.” “I can use this as a break,” she said. “I’ve basically done nothing but study for the past week!” “OK. The four of us are here because I want to do a...

Hindsight 20 20 Book 1Chapter 21

It was 10 AM and we were at sea on the way to the Cayman Islands. I knew I should get up and take a nap later, so I went out to the sitting room. Two naked girls were on the pull out. Cathy was awake and asked quietly if I had a good time last night. I said I did, and asked why they kicked Tony out. She said, "He is with his folks and had to get back by 3 AM when the club closes." I said, "We had room for two more in my bed. Two is a couple, three is a crowd and five is an orgy." She...

A Knock At The DoorChapter 18

On a seedier side of town, in a dive of a gin joint, two new acquaintances sat in a bar. They had first met each other only a moment ago when Jake Keller had seated himself next to the stranger, nodded and asked, "How's it going?" Hank Wilson was the drunker of the two men, having started drinking nearly an hour earlier. He was not a pleasant drinking partner. "Who the fuck wants to know?" he spat at the other barstool, not bothering to see who was sitting there. "Hey pal, sorry, I...

Coming From BehindChapter 4 Destination Unknown

I added one more night to my stay in Reno to coincide when the three ladies were off to Las Vegas. I didn't think twice about it since we were having such a great time. We played golf every day ... all except Cal. He was happy to sit around the casino, looking for a card game while the girls and I played another round. Ramona continued to be my nemesis on the golf course. She was good and she was crafty. Of the four games we played, I only beat her once and tied once. As usual, it was my...

Ton a Tits TessChapter 9

"So, Will, tell us about yourself," Roy Senior said to me, handing me a fresh cold one. "Well, sir. I just graduated from UNC. I met Tess just recently, while caddying at your club, and that's how we got together." "Yeah, well, Tess has told me that much. I mean, tell me about your plans. The stuff you're interested in. Your family. What's your father do?" "He works for the Coca-Cola Company." "Really? In Atlanta?" "No, no. He's right near by, in the Raleigh area. He...

The Adventures of Calvin Michael JohnsonChapter 21

Christmas break was coming up at the end of the week. I had caught up with all my assignments, and I was maintaining a solid ‘A’ average in all of my classes. I had restarted my daily workouts. For my shop classes, I had purchased a 1969 Mach I Mustang with the 428 CI engine. It had been involved in a racing mishap, and it had sustained significant damage to the front and passenger side. This included the entire front clip, bumper, and headlights, as well as the right fender and chrome...

The Adventures of Calvin Michael JohnsonChapter 27

Regional Championship Saturday morning, I woke up early, and I dressed for the tournament. I had on a tan pair of khakis and a dark red polo I was going to emulate a famous golfer from my own time. “Tiger” always wore red on Sunday. Since this was a one-day event, I was going to dress to impress. I pulled out an extra set of clothes and stuffed them into my golf bag. I stuffed a large thermos of ice water into one compartment, and a couple of sandwiches and some celery and cookies. The...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 129

Husband's call! "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I Was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked Me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was Severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I Have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think They may have to amputate my right foot."* Wife's Response: "Who's Paula?" This one is...

Repeat PerformanceChapter 4 Belle and John

I had to do it, sooner or later. I had to contact Belle, if for no other reason than my peace-of-mind. I had been lying in my bed at night, desperately trying to remember our early dating days. I didn't have much money then, so a movie was just about all I could afford. We used to go up the mountain to the ski lift parking lot. It was a popular spot for necking, and we were regulars after a while. The problem was, I couldn't remember how long it was before we became regulars. I had no...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 153

This one is compliments of john... Sign in Psychiatrist's waiting room: You don't need to be insane to see me, but it does help. Sign in the local Optometrist's window: If you can read this sign we don't need to make an appointment. What is the difference between a cop car and a pineapple? On a pineapple the pricks are on the outside. Mummy, mummy, where is daddy? Shut up and keep filling in the hole. This one is compliments of Dennis MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBAT You are not a...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 177

The Frog and The Golfer THIS IS HILARIOUS! DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.' The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.' He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong; he puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches...

10th GradeChapter 3

After I said good night to Mrs. Parsons, I returned to my bedroom and started putting my clothes away. The very first thing I did was gather up all of my old clothes and put them back in the garbage bag that I had brought with me. I hoped that I'd be able to send them back to the orphanage so that some other boys could get some use out of them. If not, I was sure that Mr. Chalmers would know what I should do with them. I was halfway done going through the boxes and putting my clothes away...

The PAChapter 3

Needless to say Joel was in what would be described as a funk for the next couple of weeks. He was now looking for things to do on weekends with Deb moving to Southern California and no longer being available. One day he was surprised to receive a phone call which the caller ID indicated was from Steve Brandle. “Hi Steve, how are things going?” “Things are fine with me but getting right to the point you told me that you were a golfer right?” “I guess you could say that.” “Well I was...

10th GradeChapter 6

Mr. Parsons came back home that Friday night. I saw him mostly at dinner time, because he was in his study most of the rest of the time. On Saturday, Mrs. Parsons and I went to the country club and played eighteen holes. I had a hundred and seven, but she shot a seventy three. We didn't stay at the club for lunch because we were going to have an early dinner with company coming over. I went into the kitchen when we returned, and Gerta took pity on me, making me a nice sandwich. We were...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 201

These are compliments of John Z GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY ... and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit...

Not Quite a White Witch Book 1Chapter 3 CEOs Meat Late at Night

Wednesday Night at 11:00 PM A Suite At The The Blank Hotel Late that night Sam and Barnes met in her suite at the Blank hotel, an unmarked and externally very plain building a few blocks off Santa Monica Boulevard. From the outside the hotel was as bland and commonplace as any other building in the area, although the roof area seemed to be strangely obscured. There were an ever-changing variety of trendy shops and offices on the first few floors. However, inside the hotel proper the black...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 206

Newfie Directions An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?" The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' ER drivin'?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving," said the stranger. "Well, that's the quickest way." said the Newfie. Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says they do, and they are...

My Son RichardChapter 6

“Hey, everybody, Daddy’s home.” “Dammit,” Richard said, pulling out, putting on his boxers and quickly leaving the room. Smart kid! Abandoned, I began a party using my fingers, as the master of the house walked into our room. “What the hell are you doing?” “Haven’t you ever seen a woman masturbating, Robbie?” “Yes, put something on, please?” “Robbie, I’m horny, fuck me, please?” “I need to take a shower, please put some clothes on, Constance?” I hate that ... I absolutely hate it when...

Alien The BeginningChapter 3 Planning a Getaway

Jim Bronson's eyes opened on a new world and a new life. For starters, he was not in his own bed. He was in JJ's bed. He could feel JJ's naked body pressed against his side with one of her legs draped across his thighs, just below his soft cock. Jim was not a bad looking man and waking up in women's beds wasn't that unusual but this was completely different. Yes, he could feel her naked breasts pressed against him with her soft nipples resting comfortably against him. Yes he could feel...

AnnetteChapter 7

Annette did get up late, for her. She was in the kitchen, albeit in her dressing gown, at half past eight. Richard and Deborah were still at the kitchen table drinking their coffee. She gave them both a kiss. "Good morning, my sweet," said Richard. "Good party?" "Yes and no." "Oh! Want to tell us?" "Not at the moment and certainly not before I've had something to eat." "Makes sense." Annette smiled gratefully at him. Her new 'father' was so understanding, gentle and...

CastleChapter 3

I spent some time researching the kitchen before I had anything done to it. I had a clay tile floor with drains installed, otherwise it was pretty much empty, save for the large sinks. That and the finished electrical was done before Autumn arrived home. She had been through the worst of it, so knew exactly what she was seeing. She took the grand tour before she fell exhausted into the bed. I suppose it was a combination of the work being almost completed on the castle and our forced...

Campus Capers ENGL 369 Creative WritingChapter 27

It was a kiss that should have taken her breath away, but it didn't. In fact, it underscored the fact that she had made the right decision with regard to Ben and Barclay. So why, then, did she feel so blasted confused? She poked at her scrambled eggs which had grown cold during her little discussion with Barclay. The more she thought about it, the more insight she gained into her mixed emotions. Barc was a great guy in many respects, but he was a bit too much of a player for Ally's taste....

10th GradeChapter 26

Sunday Morning I got up and got dressed before eight o'clock. When I came downstairs, Gerta was in the kitchen and Hans was working on changing the outlet in the garage. I went out back to see Hans. He was already finished putting in the new outlet, and had replaced the fuse with one that was for the correct amperage. He went and turned on the main power switch and the lights came on and stayed on. After about ten minutes, he went and put his hand on the outlet box, feeling to see if it had...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 5 Paying the PiperChapter 24 Curds and whey hey hey

If you ever get an opportunity to visit the Seychelles then seize it with both hands. They are a veritable paradise on earth — rather in ocean — the Indian Ocean to be precise. The islands, 115 of them, are a riot of beaches of pristine white sand, swaying palms, blue lagoons, smiling friendly natives, and a local cuisine which is a fusion of French, Indian, Chinese and African. Gemma and I stayed at the Lotto Hotel complex on Praslin Island, the second largest island of the group, in a...

10th GradeChapter 32

Uncle Bunny joined us for golf Saturday morning. He refused to bet with Mr. Parsons because they couldn't agree on the number of strokes he needed to be given. Mr. Parsons offered him five strokes a side, but Uncle Bunny wanted a stroke per hole. When they finally gave up trying to make a money match, I offered Uncle Bunny two strokes a side for a ten dollar Nassau. When he found out that Mr. Parsons was giving me eight a side, he accepted my bet. My mother was a little off her game,...

27 November 2006Chapter 2

“Now the coach has heard your name,” Dan said, again playfully tapping Brad on the helmet with the blade of his stick. “Hopefully, he’ll have his scouts look at you.” “What happens if I don’t get drafted?” “Then you’ll go as a walk-on, a free agent. You could still try out for the Falcons, or go to Oshawa, Peterborough, or Kingston. We’d start close to home and work our way out from there,” Dan smiled, and winked at him, then stepped onto the ice with Brad following. Their skate blades made...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 316

This compliments of Budhah It is a response about the chicken joke from yesterday's submission; Enjoy his personal experience Love the Chicken joke. The next really happened, and figured you might accidentally fit it in somewhere. My wife is from the Philippines, and when she came over to marry me in 1989, we would always go out to eat from Sunday dinner after going to the local Newman Center for services ... She had been here for about 6 weeks, and i asked her where she wanted to go ......

RetributionChapter 14 Angel of Los Angeles

It was evening the day after Christmas when Linda arrived in Los Angeles. Since she was flying in from Honolulu, she could bypass customs and walk straight to baggage claim. Linda was surprised to find a guy waiting for her with a sign saying ‘Linda Spencer’ on it. When she checked with him, he handed her a note from Joyce, ‘Enjoy the limo.’ The driver collected her luggage and escorted Linda out to a black limousine. He drove her to the Charleston Hotel, and opened the door for her then...

TimeChapter 41

Two weeks after I left Washington, President Stevenson had a news conference and showed films of our launches on the 'secret Japanese atoll'. Since I had a thousand witnesses, I did not mind some going to testify. The Americans in our group were very proud to say that we had launched a full six months before the Russians. Proof was given by the fact that Bell had offered the new phones and connection to our satellite system a bare month after the first unit was launched. They had displayed...

TatyanaChapter 2 Confusing Signals

Gus sat in the driver's seat of his truck for a couple of minutes, trying to decide what to do with the rest of his evening. It was a quarter after ten and he wasn't quite prepared to call it a night, but decided he wasn't going back to the pub. There was no one there for him and he didn't want to interfere with Wade's ambitions with Claire. He was almost at the 17th Street Bridge when he saw a sign for the new hotel lounge. The former drinking establishment had been little more than a...

The Good YearsChapter 21

I finally gathered myself together and went inside the house, ready to face the music for my earlier antics with Don. There was a war party gathered in the living room, but all their talking abruptly ended the minute I walked into their midst. "Kenny, we all decided you owe Emily an apology for what you did tonight." Joyce was sitting right next to Emily when she told me this. Brenda was on her other side, and Shirley was over on the other sofa, changing Derek's diaper for him. "An...

Cynthia MartinChapter 47

When Dan reached the country club in Metarie, he found Ken and Edgar Bradley waiting for him. A few minutes later they were joined by Bill Clifford. Ed Bradley looked at him in amazement and shook his head. He said, "Bill, excuse me for asking, but how old are you?" "I'm fifty-one," he replied with a smile. "Why do you ask?" "I thought you were," Ed replied. "But you look like you're in your early thirties." Just then the Cartwright brothers joined them. Bill had overheard...

Busted Axle RoadChapter 10

"'Bye, kiddo," Mike said to Kirsten early Thursday morning. "See you at the office." "Before you go, would you check the bathroom for me again? I have to go." It was a miracle that Kirsten was using the bathroom at home at all, Mike thought. On their way back from Northwoods Realty the evening before, Kirsten had them stop at the office so she could use the bathroom there, rather than at home. "No problem," Mike said, and hustled up the stairs. He was back in a moment. "No...

BurrChapter 37 Old Friends and New Ones Too

Suzanne answered the phone at the Oldham house on Sunday morning. "Did you receive my letter? Are you behaving yourself Sammy? Ned said you were going to a dance last night. Did you enjoy yourself? Tell me all about her." I talked to Suzanne for several minutes, filling her in on what was happening, making her laugh and enjoying the sound of her voice. "You should get my letter tomorrow. Make sure you call her today. Girls like to be called after a date with a guy," she said before...

The Future of Miss PowersChapter 23

Val, as far as girlfriends went, was about as low maintenance as they came. Her little talks with Mrs. Holmsteader and Mrs. Herd had given her insights into how Danny’s mind operated. She took their advice to heart, and made few demands on him. When he was with her, he gave her as much attention as she could possibly want. When he wasn’t ... well, his mind focused on other matters. Sometimes, he did lose track of time. Still, Danny did try to make sure that she came first – it was just that...

The SisterhoodChapter 3

The next morning — it was only Tuesday, she realized — Barbara Sloan gave Steve’s hand cupping her tit the lightest possible squeeze. “Good morning, my darling,” he whispered. Then he melted his lips to hers as she spread her legs and he moved into position between them. After slow and sustained lovemaking, with Barb again in orgasm for fifteen minutes, the two collapsed on the bed. After kissing her soundly, Steve whispered, “Good night again, beauteous wife. You wear me out.” With that he...

The SisterhoodChapter 4

Karla was stretched out with her eyes closed on the reclined front seat of the Rolls convertible while Barb expertly guided it through the Prague traffic back toward the hotel. Karla no longer even needed to see the cars and trucks part to make room for them. Instead, she reflected on the events of the last few hours. Following their swimming match, Karla had led the way to tennis courts which, like the pool, were the finest in the republic. It had been an almost instant replay of their...

MICHAEL R THOMASChapter 7

[Disclaimer: This story reads best in LANDSCAPE MODE on a smart phone or any other mobile device.] Sunday morning appeared with a thud. It would be another whole day before I saw my love again. It caused me to understand how deeply I now miss my girl – my future fiancée! Mom came into my room and said, “Get up, lover boy!” “Why?” I whined. “Nothing is going on today. No school, No music rehearsal, No working on the play ... and No Jennifer.” I turned over and pulled the covers up and...

EncountersChapter 3

The time Dan Casey was spending in northern Illinois was quite enjoyable. He knew this was mainly because of his Saturday night dinner dates with Linda and Kerrie’s periodic visits. They were lonely or unappreciated women he had become involved with. He thought that the reason they wanted his company was because he was able to sexually satisfy them. His purchase of the ‘2-fer’ vibrator certainly helped him in accomplishing that task. These women told Dan that it was him and how he treated...

Country Boy City GirlChapter 23

The next day after breakfast my dad and I went out to the garage. During the winter he had gotten all new hardware, and bought two sawhorses which were now set up in the backyard. I had also spent a chunk of my advance money on replacing all of the windows of the top and having it dyed so it was now a nice glossy black once again. First, we unfastened all of the bolts that held on the shell, then we carefully lifted until it broke free. We removed the top and set it carefully on the...

RayChapter 6

Walking back into his townhouse after picking up the morning paper, Ray wondered if you could have too much of a good thing. Through Jane and then Peg, Ray had met three wonderful, beautiful, intelligent women: Katie, Amy and Beth. They were all very successful in their chosen fields and all that any man would want in a sexual partner. They all wanted to see more of Ray but it was starting to turn into a juggling act. Ray was committed this Saturday to be Katie's escort to a bar association...

The SisterhoodChapter 45

On Saturday morning, Ann and Mary slept late. After going through their daily workouts, swimming, soaking in the sauna, showering and having breakfast, it was after eleven before they bothered to check Susie, their computer. They howled with laughter as they heard Susie going down on Jack to get him hard enough to take her again. When she offered to fix his last unit if he would eat her, they just sat on the sofa of their sitting room watching the show. Finally, after uploading Mayday...

Sacking the QuarterbackChapter 3

Sergeant Miller, a twenty-two year police officer and the supervisor of the Fresno Police Department's A rotation of the homicide detail knew something was funny before he even responded to the scene. The on-call homicide team, both basic patrolmen rank policemen, were usually able to handle the routine homicides which took place at night, which was when most homicides in the City of Fresno occurred. However, due to the stature of the victim (even though it had yet to be established that he...

Diary of a Submissive BabysitterChapter 4

I was fabulously comfortable in my new room at Tom's place. His mom Ellie was so nice to me that I was tempted to kiss her and hug like we were old friends. Of course, I didn't do that because I was afraid that it might be misunderstood by her and she might consider me one of those girls that didn't like men but preferred women instead. Not that there was anything wrong with that. I had a couple of girlfriends who were more than content to just interact with other females to get their...

Reba s TranceChapter 3

“Okay now, let me see if I understand this right ... first, Van ‘borrowed’ Jake’s hypnosis kit, then Mom caught him, and her idea of teaching him a lesson was to have him hypnotize her? Did it never occur to you, Mom, that Van’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer? You’re one of the smartest women I know, but that was ... wow, quite the fuck-up!” Kyra blurted. “Watch your language and tone, young lady!” Reba reminded her, though she knew that Kyra was right ... it was truly a blunder on a...

The Door to Door Stocking SalesmanChapter 2

Michele thought about her first sexual encounter with the door to door stocking salesman; she had certainly enjoyed giving him a footjob and she would like to explore their burgeoning relationship further. She particularly liked it when he had kissed and cuddled her just before he left. Of course the dilemma was how to explain to him that she was a transvestite. So far nothing more than masturbation had occurred between them, but Michele was fantasising about going a lot further than that....

Loosening Up Book 10 Road Trip EastChapter 3 South Carolina

The morning had a slight chill to it, so Dave had put on his leather jacket. Unlike many of the Harley riders he’d seen through the years, this jacket did not tout a skull and crossbones on the back with the fearsome name of some motorcycle club such as Hell’s Disciples. By ten a.m., he stopped for a coffee and stowed the jacket in his saddlebags, glad that he’d left room for the bulky leather item. He applied some sunscreen, and was off again. The morning route took him almost directly east...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 72

During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. “Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom...

Brendan FallsChapter 19

I found my Master relaxing poolside, on the large patio between the house proper and the manicured lawn behind it. That would have made me happy any other time as I often thought the man worked himself too hard. Any other time I'd have put on a sexy bikini and tempted him into the water with me, but not on this day. Not after I'd left Purdy and his white abolitionist freinds. "What's the matter, Dani?" "Master, I'm sorry," I cried, running across the stones to kneel at his feet. I...

The CoachChapter 10

Before school started Ted did visit some of the places that were recommended for him to see. The number and variety of attractions were impressive especially the Fort De Soto county park. He marveled at its white sandy beaches. He also golfed with Don a few times and quickly realized that Don was a much better golfer than he was but it was an enjoyable time in playing golf. It was somewhat challenging however to be playing this sport in the heat and humidity of the summer months. No wonder...

Goetic JusticeChapter 3 Tangible Results

Ryan was hunched over the kitchen sink washing dishes when Nahash appeared again, that same cold haze and the stench of sulfur alerting him to her imminent manifestation. A feeling of instinctual dread washed over him as he sensed her presence behind him, as if his mind rejected her on some subconscious level, an aberration whose very existence defied the laws of nature. One of the plates that he was washing slipped out of his grasp and broke, the crack of the ceramic making him jump out of...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 94

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can I make a wish? “ Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he...

Call GirlsChapter 7

They arrived in Honolulu and then flew over to Maui where they had a beautiful suite at Kapalua facing the ocean. Jill and Bob were pleased at the change they saw in Jan. She still had a small dark spot showing where she had the black eye but it was clearing up rapidly. The lacerations on her shoulders had also cleared leaving no scars. For most of the time, they swam and soaked up the sun on the nude beach. In no time, both Jill and Jan had all-over golden tans. Jan teased Jill and Bob...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 392

Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei calls Trump and tells him, "Donald, stay out of office. Because last night I had a wonderful dream. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Trump asks. Ali replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." Trump says, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever,...

The Military of Rule Number One Is to Survive Chapter 10

Major Mike stood outside the command post looking at the clouds forming overhead with the cool ocean breezes and a hint of rain in the air. The staff meeting had broken up early because the General had a golf date that he was loath to postpone for a mere update on recent developments in his area of operations. Besides, a well-known professional golfer was scheduled to be part of the foursome that would participate in the "charity" event. It was actually to fund alternate sites for their...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 178

The following are compliments of a friend of J & G: In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a bartender were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished first, zipped up and started washing, literally scrubbing his hands clear up to his elbows! He used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented “I graduated from the University of Finance and they taught us to be clean!” The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 191

The following are compliments of J & B As we age... A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a colorful circus banner: DON’T MISS THE AMAZING GOLDSTEIN! Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts. Animals, clowns, contortionists and other performances - but where’s the Amazing Goldstein? Finally the trumpets blare and all eyes are turned to the center ring. There in the spotlight is a table with three walnuts on it. In comes a little old...

OpportunitiesChapter 11

About five-thirty I was bleary eyed from reading, so I packed up and took my books back to the room. Kenny was in the lobby when I was on my way out to eat, so he came along with me, and we stopped to get Susie on the way. Amazingly, Misty didn’t even come up in conversation especially after Delta and Trish came bouncing up to our table. They left their purses and went for food. The evening conversation was about Greeks. Seems they had been on a rampage lately. A frat house population raided...

Claudia s Condition the HealingChapter 26

“Thanks, M ... M ... Mom, thanks, D ... Dad, f ... for the help,” Wayne Anderson stuttered, as he kissed her cheek and admired his freshly washed and waxed yellow beauty. He was the proud owner of a 2012 Mustang GT, that he and his dad had slightly modified. Wayne’s family had always been Ford owners, starting with his grandfather. The collection of ‘60s and ‘70’s era muscle cars the whole family owned were always driven around Tampa. His dad would kid him about owning such a newer Mustang...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 235

From a Friend of J & G. An avid golfer married a stunningly attractive young lady, but on returning from their honeymoon found his game had suffered, he was distraught. Then one Sunday morning a man knocks on his door, produces an emerald green ball with a shamrock logo and announces that using this ball his game will be back, better that ever before, the catch, the man wants to take his wife to bed. The guy barely had time to explain this to his wife before grabbing up his clubs and...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 497

The Following Are Compliments of John A Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them and he was so delighted with his purchase decided to wear them home to show the misses. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret at age 83, looked him over and replied, "Nope." Frustrated as all get out, Bert...

The NeighborsChapter 5

The Master Stateroom on this boat is anything but a closet. It is, considering the size of the vessel, a surprisingly large bedroom with a queen size berth and everything else one would expect to find in an upscale bedroom. It is furnished elegantly and subconsciously probably made Joan feel like a queen, or at least a princess. It exudes opulence in every way, not because of my tastes or desires; these are the doings of a once fabulously wealthy former owner who arrogantly fancied himself a...

Money Chapter 20

I woke up next to a familiar scent and body. My hand was against a familiar breast with a hand covering mine. It took a minute to remember where I was, and that the familiar person next to me was my sister, Dora. I thought of all the ramifications of living the rest of my life with my sister, and didn't think it would be a major problem. It was then that her mind was telling me, "I love you, Chuck, but we need to have our regular lives. We can't be like Beth and Ben. We need to be just...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 545

This batch is compliments of web_magician:::: Yes I realize there could be a few repeats... 400 One Liners ... yes 400!!!!! 1. I asked God for a bike, but Father Mulcahy said God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and went to confession to ask for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. The New York City Department of Education says that only 26 percent of the city’s students passed the English portion of a...

Twice LuckyChapter 16

Charles Turner grumbled some choice invectives as he fumbled with his bow tie. He could not understand why Jake had insisted on the kind you tie yourself instead of a clip-on. And the tuxedo, almost four hundred dollars for an outfit he would only wear probably twice in his life. Well, maybe three times, if he was buried in it. Charles had to admit that he looked dapper in it though. Jake had insisted on classic cuts for both of them and classic material. The cut of the tuxedo and exercising...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 338

Jock Talk Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.” Harry Neale, professional hockey coach: “Last year we couldn’t win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn’t think of anyplace else to play.” Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver: “Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.” Doug Sanders, professional...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 374

This one is compliments of mihickman: Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going? Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods replies, “Not too bad. I’ve had some problems with my swing but I think I’ve got that right now.” Stevie: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right.” Surprised, Tiger says,...

Sonnet 57Chapter 16 Grand Hotel

Chapter Introduction Anatoly and Neena, Manfred and Petra contend over the fate of Tracy but when Tracy joins in the game later, does she realise that she is playing with a loaded die? Slave Market Neena had never realized that Edinburgh was such a city of mountains and spires, classical buildings, temples, elegant domes, broad streets and distant views of an eastern sea. She and the Kustenskies are staying in an imposing wedding cake of a hotel, all columns and baroque gables and, rising...

Path To GloryChapter 12

Beth and I were reclining by the pool when her parents got home. "Ellie, look at this," Mack said in mock alarm. "The body snatchers have grabbed the occupants of our house and replaced them with these two." "Very funny, daddy," Beth said. I told Mack and Ellie that Beth and I decided to try to get along better — at least for a little while. Ellie looked at me and shook her head. "It looks to me like you two found common ground last night," she said. "If you get my meaning." I...

Path To GloryChapter 20

Dinner was exceptionally good. The Stenstroms treated me to one of the finer restaurants in the area. I was worried I would be severely underdressed but the clientele was very casual. Bailey looked stunning as usual. There is something to be said for 6-foot-tall blonde women. After we had gone back to her suite to change, her dad asked me for another visit to the balcony. At least Bailey had me prepared for the "don't-rush-things" portion of the speech. She didn't have me prepared for...

Path To GloryChapter 21

I made sure my apartment door was locked before I went to bed. I was pretty sure I'd have company before too long and I wasn't disappointed. As soon as Bailey knew for sure it was me and that I was alone, she beat me to the bedroom. "You're a very sneaky girl," I mock-chastised her. "Maybe you deserve a spanking for manipulating your parents and the Fergusons." She knew I was kidding and I really wasn't disturbed in the least at the prospect of having Bailey spend the night in my...

Path To GloryChapter 32

Sophie avoided me like the plague for the rest of the tournament, but I finally caught up to her for a brief moment as I was getting ready to leave Hawaii. "I promise I'll see you in Arizona next year," she said as she pinched my butt. I gave her my cell phone number and told her to call anytime. She gave me an enigmatic smile and just said, "Maybe." I asked Amelie and Jill about her when they arrived in Phoenix. "You better watch that one," Jill told me. "She's an awful flirt,...

Path To GloryChapter 47

The fallout from my comments caused a ripple effect. The Cardinals ownership was appalled and threatened to release me outright. Conservative talk radio was all over my case. Some fans were incensed. The media wouldn't let it die and finally I had enough. Lisa Neil didn't even try to stop me — although I'm certain she saw the look of disgust on my face. "To those I've offended with my comments, I just want to say: Too damned bad," I said heatedly. "If you took offense at my words, I...

Erica Olafson Voyages of the Tigershark Vol 8 Chapter 21 Subtle approach

I was sitting on the main diagnostic table of our sickbay. Cateria had taken me out of a regen tank just moments ago and was now examining me. “What did you do, Captain? Fight a blast furnace” I could not find the emotions to smile, Tyron’s demise was heavy on my mind. “What I faced was certainly hot enough to melt metal. “Har-Hi was standing outside the privacy bubble and said. “Whatever you guys did, worked the run-away Orlan equipment is inactive and we can no longer detect any random...

Will And Tess Excellent AdventureChapter 37

Tess called her lawyer from my parents' house and outlined the basics. He passed her on to another member of the firm -- a man Tess knew less well but who was the law firm's expert on privacy/libel/slander matters. It was a guy named Ipock. Ipock is one of those North Carolina names that I never had run into, anywhere else. Evidently the Ipocks -- wherever they came from originally, settled in North Carolina and mostly never left. Alfred Newton Ipock listened to Tess' story all over...

Will And Tess Excellent AdventureChapter 38

Tokyo, in January, was fantastic. Tess was kept busy, but her schedule with TESLA wasn't unduly demanding, and we had time to see the city and, occasionally, to get away from Tokyo and visit other beautiful and historic places. It was a far more enjoyable foreign travel experience than any we'd had, during the season. Tess played some golf, but it was mainly to socialize with the TESLA brass, and to continue her trial period with their equipment. I was pleased to hear her say that she was...

First Do No Harm Winter JenningsChapter 15 Eagle

I woke up in Palo Alto feeling ... refreshed. More like my old self. First time since ... well, it had been a while. Feeling morning-naughty, I sat under the shower spray and treated myself to a quickie. Dressed for success, I was checking myself out in front of the hotel mirror. Picked up my cell, “Hello.” “What are you doing in California?” I smiled, sat back in the club chair, Clint Callahan. “And this is your business ... why?” “I made it my business.” “Oooh, tough guy. I’m still...

Good Medicine Senior YearChapter 48 The Orthodox Way

February 9, 1985, Milford, Ohio “Do you mind sitting in the waiting room for five minutes while I talk to Doctor Mercer about Angie?” “That’s fine,” Elizaveta replied as we walked through the door of the building where Doctor Mercer had her office. We went upstairs and into the waiting room and Doctor Mercer greeted us. Elizaveta sat on the couch and Doctor Mercer and I went into her office. “Elizaveta will join us after we talk about Angie,” I said. “You don’t need any private...

Sensations Escort ServiceChapter 3 Good Dates Bad Prospect

Edie also was the next girl to get a ‘date’ based on passing out our business cards to about thirty limousine drivers she talked to at the airport – ‘Sensations’ on one side, and her first name and cellphone number on the other. She thought it might be a long shot, but one day not soon after she got a call. “Hello, is this Edie?” “Hi. Yes, it is.” Her voice was friendly and encouraging, inviting follow-on conversation. She’d rehearsed along with her roommates how to answer so each of them...

The Tide Rises Chapter 2 War of Worlds

Humorous, sexy, depraved, and tongue in cheek philosophy. I Hope Entertaining! Is the secret of happiness, audible, visual, sensual, cerebral? Or purely an emotional state? The Tide Rises: Chapter TWO “War Between Worlds” ( Inside my head ) “I will make it worth your while to listen, an offer you can’t refuse!” I’ll throw in some sex pots, my succubi daughters, Aphrodite and Venus!” Lou smugly declares. Now THAT sounds like a real hell of a father speaking. “Accept the deal, my nasty...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 415

Tax Category A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?” “I’m a prostitute,” she says. The accountant is taken aback and says, “That’s too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that.” The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.” “No, that still won’t work. Need something more...

Incredible ChangesChapter 427 Babysitting and Bambi

Desi was a whole different person, and her dad would find that out sooner rather than later. She and I had talked about it, and even as horny as she has been with her medicines adjusted now, Desi wouldn’t screw her father. It was one of those catastrophic things that would cause a significant mental break for her. Bambi was having a hard time with the driving school requirements, so I stayed here with her to offer moral support. I ended up taking the stubborn kids that said something wasn’t...

The Threesome Next DoorChapter 5 Speed Bumps

Ginger and I spent a lot of the next week naked. I often had my cock in one of the three pussies I could avail myself of, as did Doug. Ginger often had either my cock or Doug’s inside her body, if not fucking her then in a blowjob. The three women also spent hours together on a daily basis, usually when both Doug and I were too worn out to do anything sexual except watch, which we often did. We did two overnights with each other’s spouses during the week. I went to Doug’s bed on Monday and...

11th GradeChapter 33

Mama had another one of her depressions right after I left to go back to school. It was immediately after my one week school break for Thanksgiving. When I got home that Friday evening, after having signed myself out, and driving home alone, Gerta told me it looked like this was going to be one of the really bad ones for Mama. My dad had been staying up in Bolling, at our apartment there, supposedly because there was so much happening with the business, that he needed to save the one hour...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 475

Thank olddave1951 for this one: March 17, 2010 Terry O’rouk and his buds were at the pub celebrating St. Paddy’s day. Ya know, green beer, Irish whisky, corned beef and cabbage and frisky barmaids. Terry felt like he had to go so bad his eyes must be turning green from the beer, so off to the little boy’s room he went. It was the old-fashioned kind with one long urinal. As he stood there taking a leak, this really short guy came in and stood next to him. The little man opened up his fly and...

Hindsight 20 20 Book 3Chapter 3

Doyle skipped golf the next day. I had my money from the bank, so if I lost, I'd still be OK. From the previous day's results, they all saw that I only had won a single hole the entire day, so they offered me the same number of strokes. When the ball flew off my driver and soared high and straight down the fairway, I heard a couple of "oh shit's" from the rest of the foursome. My irons were still doing well, so by the end of the day I really cleaned up. They all accused me of...

Love Struck Teen WizardChapter 3

Life calmed down considerably and after all the tumultuous times we'd had the peace was welcome. We returned to school for eleventh grade. MP showed her legal papers to the principal, informing him that under no circumstances was any information about her to be given to her father. Dad's attorney sent a follow-up letter to reinforce the family court order. The following summer we wed shortly after MP turned seventeen. MP was raised in an Irish Catholic family so a church wedding was...

The No Strings ChallengePart 12 Face Time with Tabby

When the plane landed in Cleveland, my Blackberry had five new voice messages and two e-mails. I assumed they were from Alix then much to my surprise discovered they were all from Tabitha. The situation was simple enough, but disappointing. There'd been an emergency with Tabby's daughter Sierra. Instead of picking me up at the airport, Tabby asked me to either stay the night in Cleveland or to drive to Warren on my own. I drove to William Mckinley's home town. I tried to call Tabby back,...

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The game was obvious, I spoke softly, slowly, “I want you to kiss it… and suck it… I want you to take as much of him in your mouth and throat as you can… You deep throat me… I want you to try to deep throat Carl too. I want him to eat your pussy till you scream. I want him to fuck your hot… wet… cunt… and your… tight… little… ass hole. I want him to fuck your big tits and cum all over your face and neck and tits. I want to see...

StepSiblingsCaught Chloe Temple Step Bro Gets A Hole In One

Chloe Temple has scored tickets to a high profile golf tournament, so she has decided she wants to masquerade as a pro golfer. To achieve that, she knows she’ll have to look the part. She dresses in slutty golf clothes, complete with a short miniskirt and no panties. With the look down, all Chloe needs to do is learn how to golf. Grabbing a club, she wanders into the kitchen to practice her swing. That’s where Codey Steele finds her. Chloe asks Codey for help, and he tries to...

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Forget about the hole-in-1 innuendo, golf pro Valentina Nappi’s way past that! She doesn’t want to be fucked after giving a lesson to Johnny, she wants to be fucked in the ass! Her time is precious, and if she’s gonna be giving her tips to some sandbagger, he’d most definitely be giving his tip and a whole lot more! Now, Johnny may be married, but he’s no dummy — he wants to improve his score, so he needs to pony up and score with his hot Italian teacher by giving her anal sex with his 1-wood!...

BangBros18 Karla Kush Karla Kush sucks dick and playing golf

Karla Kush is a lousy golfer, but she is an expert in handling Chris Strokes’ balls. Why Karla hired a golf instructor is unclear. Maybe it was a gift for her eighteenth birthday or something. Karla sucks at golf, that much is obvious. She’s so bad Tiger Woods couldn’t get much better results than Chris Strokes can. Chris made a bet with Karla and we suspect he let her win so he could get a chance to fuck that teen pussy and boy does he ever. Chris uses his big cock to leave Karla gushing all...

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