the gift of xmas
people say xmas is the gift of giving well in my house this year it was. my wife took my daughter xmas shopping and they went to London for the weekend whilst i stayed at home, i had the house to myself so i was watching porn and having a wank over black cocks fucking white women thinking this could be my wife. my wife text me saying they were in the hotel and already for the shopping, i text back and told her what i was doing and she replied pity you weren't here cos we could have had some...