Jokes and GigglesChapter 409
These are compliments of Gary: It may have been posted before but is worth a repeat ... this was before the bleeding hearts got into the child care... The Knowledge of Mothers 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to...