Newly weds love nest
Having looked all through the house, they locked the door and, hand in hand, wandered around to the back garden. "Hello," a cheery voice called out. They both turned to see the next door neighbour over the low dividing wall. He was a scrawny looking, bald headed man in about his sixties, he had a happy face and was smiling as he approached the low boundary wall which was just a couple of feet high and really only a marker rather than any sort of wall providing privacy. "Are you moving...