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“Oops, we forgot a candidate and he’s just Tweeted at us about it. Former Congressman John Delaney of Maryland wanted to remind us that he is still running for President. However, the halo that showed around his head seconds ago when he did a brief live feed would indicate that he’s unlikely to be in the race much longer. Delaney is an avowed Catholic, much like Joe Biden. “Actually, we got another annoyed Tweet just now, this time from spiritual guru and author Marianne Williamson, who...

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“What you missed is the assignment that I gave your old buddy Donald here on how to conduct his final year as President. Unlike you, he’s only getting one term. For you, I want you to screw Melania, just as Donald will screw Hillary. A good, old-fashioned grudge-fuck. Also, get Monica Lewinsky back here and finally take what she wanted to give you years ago. Sooner or later, I want a piece of her as well as Huma, among others. Maybe we’ll get Anthony Weiner involved, too. He’d be an...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 352

This one is compliment of the 'Shy Guy' A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I...

Project Eldest SonChapter 12

Admiral Roger Cantrell, Commander for the US Military’s Joint Special Operations Command, had flown into Langley for a formal briefing about the tasking that was coming down to him and his operators. He sat quietly and listened to Hank talk to him about the mission to get Svetlana, but hank stopped short of telling him who the team was hiding. “The asset we have in custody has a vast knowledge of the inner workings of Russian money laundering and how they get agents into the country. She’s...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 398

This compliments of the 'Shy One' BRILLIANT Is there a single soul who is surprised that an Engineer came up with this: 10,535 pages reduced to 4 sentences... READ SLOWLY! 4 simple sentences... Great summary by a Notre Dame University engineer... Here are the 10,535 pages of Obama Care condensed to 4 simple sentences... As humorous as it sounds ... every last word is TRUE! 1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured. 2. Next, we require the newly...

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 151

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Jokes and GigglesChapter 454

This one is compliments of J. P. New Definition for S.O.S. A C-130 was lumbering along when an F-16 flashed by. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, "What did you think of that?" The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130...

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 267

Thank Petre for this one: A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Squad Leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 493

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Incredible ChangesChapter 87 Jailhouse Boos

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A Reluctant VoyeurChapter 7

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B J Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 135

The office staff were recording all the major channels. I picked a couple and fast forwarded to the good parts - the Governor and Lt. Governor being led away in cuffs and shackles. Then there were the pictures of the homeless and rioters being loaded in Army trucks by the hundreds. I hoped all the planning for processing was enough and successful. In the Oval Office the first thing I wanted was an update on the USS Wilmington. By now there should have been some kind of preliminary report on...

B J Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 143

I was up early; my mates were coming tonight for the fund raiser at Dayton Ohio. It was a sold out event at the coliseum with sixty thousand seats, plus all the floor space. Dayton was home to Wright Patterson Air Force Base and the Air Force museum. It was also part of the steel belt that was recovering after steel jobs went abroad to Japan first, then Korea and later China. ` President Thomas - being from Kansas - had a special place in his heart for what was known as the rust belt and...

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I was up at 0400 and in the side office reading updates while eating breakfast. At 0445 I was just settling into the Oval Office when Anton, President Orbatch and a couple aides came in. They were Connie, Troy, Emit Dadds - a State Department Russia expert - and a CIA Russian expert. The two experts were to listen and evaluate but to offer no comments to the discussions that were to begin in the office at 0500, so there were a few minutes of open conversation. “How are things in the...

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B J Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 197

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These are compliments of Smoky Joe Family Problem??? Two men, one Australian and an Irish were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Irish man said to the Australian, ‘You know, my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love ... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’ The Australian said, talking about...

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A flashback Mani (then 23) and Ratna (20), lived with their parents; Ratna was Mani's stepsister born to his father's second wife after the death of Mani's mother immediately after his delivery. Both the children grew up together, and Ratna's mother was quite equally affectionate towards them. Mani addressed her as 'amma' without any hesitation. As they belonged to a very rich 'mirasdar' family, they had everything they wanted. As years rolled on, when Mani joined college for his...

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Used Car It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? ‘Heavens no, we bought it.’ ‘Then why don’t you drive it away.’ We can’t drive.’ Then why did you buy it?’ ‘We were told that if we bought a Used car here we’d get screwed ... so we’re just waiting. This compliments of Joe...

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“Correct me if I’m wrong,” said Tyler, “but isn’t Katie’s risk pretty much isolated to California? If she no longer lived there, the chance of her ever being identified as the Shoreline Angel would be effectively eliminated, wouldn’t it?” The assembled group, which consisted of Tyler, Katie, Bobby, Patty, JR, Rockie, Jason, Franc, Cile and Joey, all sat around the large conference table in the communications room located in the safe house downstairs. While the assembled adults ate Danish and...

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Kit placed their bags in the trunk of the Audi. Nichelle and her mom stood by the curb. “You have everything?” Felicia said to her daughter. “Yes, Mom.” “And you remember what I told you.” “Of course, Mom.” “Have a good trip.” Felicia embraced her daughter and then Kit. Nichelle sat in the driver’s seat and Kit sat beside her. She started the engine and headed toward main streets leading to interstate highways. Kit reviewed routes on his phone. “We can take the Penn Turnpike and save...

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These are compliments of Bob: Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will pass, and...

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I ended up not following through on any of the ideas I might have entertained about asking Evelyn out on a date. Instead, I played a large assortment of head games with myself, indulging in assorted reveries about how this or that scenario might have played itself out. Doing this for a couple weeks gave me enough time to regain a somewhat more realistic perspective on what I'd be giving up if I were to try to restart my former relationship with Evelyn. By the time of Obama's inauguration,...

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Little SisterChapter 26 Functions and Transforms

Some people think that Jesse "The Body" Ventura, former wrestling entertainer, never expected to win the Governorship of Minnesota. The day after the special election, that was the way I felt. Like turning twenty-one, I seemed no different, but my world had changed. For me, trust fund baby, that meant more than for most. Likewise, the day the election was certified, I received a number of things for which I had no immediate use, including an office and a shared clerical person. I went to...

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Thank you to Todd_d172 for allowing me to borrow a character from one of his stories. Three days after the opening of Carnival, Gregory and Svetlana Michaels flew back to the United States after spending a long weekend in Venice. Robert and Laura walked through the door of the safe house and just laughed. Dominic started to ask what was so funny, but Laura tossed her cell phone to her and both of them walked off to their rooms. Dominic opened the picture folder on the phone and started...

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This one is compliments of Dave: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the sidewalk. 5. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in...

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One of Phillip Montgomery’s assistants called me to say the restoration on The Globe is on schedule and that she’d confirmed my reservation in Freeport. Money talks. The rest of us walk. Ellen Conmy’s political cause which captured Bulldog’s attention was similar to the one that made the state of Kansas a national punchline. People voting for people who voted against their best interests. This particular event is in Missouri. But it’s also a national argument since it involves Congress...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 505

This couple of items are from Gary. One way to get your point across A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the man replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 517

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I've said several times that I didn't know what Mia was thinking during the early periods of our relationship. I thought about inserting some of her thoughts as I went along, but I decided most of that could wait until later. But I guess some of that should come out now, because I think it is important that you understand what was going on in her mind that first time, in the tree house, when she gave me her virginity, and took mine. At the same time, you also need to understand that neither...

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"Good morning, Daddy!" I smiled brightly as he walked into the kitchen. I always made breakfast for him. "Hey, Sammie." He always called me that, everyone did. My real name is Samantha. "Hmmm ... Hold on..." I clucked my tongue and fixed my dad's necktie while he looked down at me. You'd think a 42 year old man could tie his own tie, but half the time I had to redo it for him. I think he liked the attention. "Thanks." He made a little face as he watched my fingers. "Uh-huh," I...

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When Rachel was released from the hospital, to her surprise, she didn’t have to be taken to Dan’s house by the authorities. Dan went and collected her personally, though hospital regulations required her gown to be removed as soon as Dan signed her release papers. She was completely naked, collared, and leashed as Dan led her out of the hospital to his truck. She was also very quiet for a bit as Dan turned on some very old music that bored her to tears, but she was also relieved: while she...

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Jean and Denica decided to take the day off. Work had been grueling for the last few weeks and they decided to take some much-deserved time off. Besides, their friend Veronica was on vacation and told them they were free to use her pool while she was gone. So, they went over to her house and let themselves in with a key she had left them. Once there, they slipped into their bathing suits and jumped into the pool to cool off. It was almost 90 degrees today and the water felt great. They played...

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As a woman outnumbered by men in the Intrepid’s senior staff, Second Officer Sheila Nkomo made a special effort to befriend her fellow female officers. She wasn’t in a position to get to know Captain Kerensky particularly well. This was partly a consequence of relative rank, but also because her captain was a lesbian. It wasn’t that Sheila held any prejudices against homosexuals, but she did feel nervous given that the captain was so obviously attracted to her. So the only woman with whom...

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Chapter 11 A clock ticked somewhere in the house as Daniel stumbled down the second-floor hallway in the early morning. He’d just exited the guest bedroom, leaving Khadra stuffed with his cum. Every time he thought life had hit peak crazy, it went up a notch. Ahead in the gloom, he could see a white, shimmering figure near his bedroom door. Daniel’s feet quickened and his heart skipped a beat. In the gray, pre-dawn light, he could see her red hair and he could almost make out her freckles....

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Janice Bishop was Bridget Mahoney's sixteen year old half-sister, the only product of her father's second marriage to a woman not much older than Bridget herself. Janice's parents had gone on a long trip to South America and Bridget had agreed to take care of her. It was six years since Janice had stayed with her half sister and there were some changes that were not readily apparent. Peter, for example, was regularly ploughing the tender sex-furrow of fifteen year old Darlene Smart....

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