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Choices Chapter 4

Choices, Chapter 4 Preacher's Choice "We're home! Come and see your beautiful daughter!" Maggie pushed Blair across the family threshold. Alas, his feet already wet from the rain, Blair slipped on the entryway tile right into and over his own shopping bags. In consequence, he went sprawling: With his feet up in the air and his skirt bunched up at the waist, Blair presented his father with a full view of his panties. "Good lord," Laird sighed to himself, "she's already...

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Choices Chapter 18

Choices, Chapter 18 A wedding choice Will Maggie do right by Kirk? Will Kirk become Ellen? Will Blair stop crossdressing? Will Laird and Maggie stay together? Does Laird even have a choice? These questions, among others, compelled me, fabulist Dawn DeWinter, to consult the occult. Once before, Madame Zeta, a fortune teller in New York City, helped me to look into the future. Then I wanted to know whether Kyle, an Iowa teen who would do "Anything for a Moped," ended up...

Yet another American politically oriented breeding

=============Yet another American politically oriented breeding story ... just in time for the government shutdown over lack of passing a budget bill. Enjoy.=============This all happened when my husband Derick and I had the opportunity to go on a great camping trip with our neighbors Angela and Steve. Things got interesting when they ended up bringing along their friend, Blake. We were all in our late 20's and Derick and I had been happily married for 5 years. We got to this awesome out of...

Mani Pedi Part 3 Conclusion

This is the final installment of what my life has become since I took a part-time job in a nail salon about two years ago. A typical day for me is very different than when I worked in finance. Instead of a suit and tie, I now wear outfits that are more becoming to my current position. Usually, some capris pants, a slinky top, three inch heels, a little makeup-- and maybe some large hoop earrings. My nails are currently about 3/4 inches with a purple and white french finish. I...

Just Another Day In Paradise Day 7

Just a quick note to anyone who has been following this story on each release day - firstly, thank you for all the wonderful reviews! Makes a girl's heart soar to read them! ;-) Secondly, the daily updates of the story will be taking a short break in the coming week as I go on my own Spring Break vacation (if only mine could go similar to Alexis' so far...). Hopefully I should get the next two chapters written and uploaded before I go, as they'll likely be on the shorter side, but...

The Spirit of Justice

The Spirit of Justice By Heather St. Claire Terry Martin was drunk. That wasn't much of a surprise; he was drunk just about every night, and most days as well. As a college senior and the child of privilege, he could do just about anything he pleased. He flung an empty Jack Daniels bottle out the window of his Porsche and slammed his foot down on the accelerator. Martin was due to graduate in three months, and he knew he hadn't earned the Bachelor's Degree he was going to...

My Daughter Myself

My Daughter, Myself By Heather St. Claire Prologue: The Proposal It's a gorgeous late spring day in the Pacific Northwest. A young couple is enjoying a picnic lunch together under a shade tree at a city park. They've spread out a blanket underneath a shade tree and have brought with them a basket full of sandwiches, fresh fruit, cold soda, and assorted other goodies. An old woman (she's going to be 87 next month, and figures she's earned the right to think of herself that way)...

Mustang Sally

Mustang Sally By Heather St. Claire They say love is eternal. They say love can accomplish impossible things. Tom and Sally Fuller, a retired couple living a seemingly ordinary life in the city of Westport, are an amazing testament to love's power. It's hard to find a starting point for their story, because it's really a loop of time....The best place to begin may be in the year 2008. Tom Fuller, sixty-three years old and twice a widower, had just sold his insurance agency,...

The Anchor

The Anchor Belladonna Regina looked over her employees as they gathered around her. The entire news team stood before her to await the special announcement she had advertised with an e-mail to each member. The faces stared back at her wondering what she was going to do to them this year for Halloween. She had engaged in gimmicks the prior two years, which had the effect of driving off some of the older staff. The station bosses were happy with this as they replaced the veteran...

You Are Who You Are Chapter 1

YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE: Chapter 1 By Tracey Davis "Alex Davis are who you are," my therapist said. "If you are an alcoholic and you don't drink, then you are still an alcoholic who doesn't drink, but you still are an alcoholic." Susan Andrews sat across from me. I had been seeing her for six weeks. I needed to get a handle on my situation. She wore a print floral blouse and a brown skirt that came just short of her knees with hose and brown two-inch heels. In her late forties with...

7th Date

Paul couldn't help grinning as he looked down at the woman nestled into his shoulder. A lock of her hair was tickling her nose, making it twitch as she slept. "Erica..." Nothing. "Ericaaaa..." "Hmmmph." Her eyes batted as the cobwebs started to clear. Then, as if a switch had been flipped, she realized how she'd fallen asleep. She lifted her head with a start, and turned to look at the man sitting next to her on her couch. "Oh. Paul, I'm so sorry. That was rude." She glanced over...

ChangeDay Das erste Mal in Deutschland Teil 2

ChangeDay: Das erste Mal in Deutschland Teil 2 ___________________________________________ Diese Geschichte basiert auf dem "Changeday Universum" von BobH , welches bei fictionmania.tv zu finden ist. ____________________________________________________ Was bisher geschah: Ich Mirko, mein Kumpel Paul, und seine Freundin Heike erlebten eine mysteri?se Transformation. Wir verwandelten uns in Miriam, Paula und Heiko. Heiko zog nach der Verwandlung meine Kleidung an, w?hrend Paula und i...

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After World War III

After World War III By Kathy Smith Harry Zeissler had a good life. He was the Director of Software in a biotech company near Boston. He had 50 engineers working for him. He was married to a lovely woman, Hannah Zeissler for the past 17 years. They had 5 children, all between 6 and 14 years old. He is a handsome man. He is 6'3" and dirty blonde hair and piecing blue eyes. He looked like he was 25, not 45. He met Hannah at their synagogue, in Brookline, MA. He was in...

Hard to Be a Woman Parts 1 3

"Hard to Be a Woman" by Horseless Norsemen Parts 1-3 Chapter 0: Foreword I've been a reader of Nifty for several years now and Fictionmania for a bit over a year. Being a person on the trans spectrum, gender transformation is my favorite category. It's always bothered me that not only are there more stories about M2F transformations, the transformations themselves are treated as if they are better than FTM ones. The basic MTF story has a...

A Change of Life Part 10

A Change of Life, Part 10 by LaShaunda As I cudded with James and pressed my head against his chisled chest, I began to think that my recent sexual experience with him may have been crossing yet another threshold next to the "point of no return." It was bad enough that I (naturally a straight white male) had given a tall LeBron James-esque black man the blowjob of his life. Even worse was that my former-sons had...

A Darker Side of Justice Part 1

A Darker side of Justice By LaShaunda Part 1 It never ceases to amaze me, in hindsight, just how quickly and unexpectedly my life turned upside down. It was in my sophomore year of High School, and I NEVER would have seen this coming. And it was not just me, but everyone in my town and family who was ultimately affected. My life growing up was a paragon of normalcy. I was just a...

Secretary

I had begun serving on the neighborhood board to be sure things were done correctly. I had a lot of money invested in my house, and even though I was single, I wanted to be sure it kept its value. The board oversaw all the maintenance and improvements to community property; collected the homeowner dues; made sure everyone obeyed the covenants; and checked that new houses were built to our code restrictions. We also promoted social events and neighborhood parties. It seemed like a lot...

Checkerboard Sissy

Checkerboard Sissy By Cassandra Morgan A guy never wants to meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time. There are always years to negotiate, and beliefs, and backgrounds. As nice as the parents may be, there are always judgments to make, and old boyfriends and girlfriends to reference, and finances to be probed. It is natural to be suspicious of someone who loves your child. For Keisha and I, this was more challenging than for most couples. As an interracial couple, Keisha...

Interview With a Tin Foil Hat

Interview with a Tin-Foil Hat By Cassandra Morgan "If you google the word 'sissy,' do you know what happens, Doc? You get 33,600,000 hits. Try it. "If you call up Fictionmania, and I have, you get 5,259 hits. When you look up the keyword "femdom.' You get 2,660 with 'maids.' You get 714 with 'sissy' and "354' with mistress. They're everywhere. Yeah, I sound a little obsessive. I know. But I think the lifestyle is chasing me. Is that nuts? "I'm sorry. I knew you shrinks don't use...

Soixante Trois Airlines part 4

Jessica stepped off the plane and onto the tarmac at Charles De Gaulle airport with an ache in her feet from standing in high heels all day, and an ache in her head from dealing with needy, insulting passengers all day. She longed for nothing more than to strip out of her painful shoes, her tight skirt and her restrictive corset and lay in a warm bath for the next 24 hours, but as she changed back into her sleek black dress to head home, she knew that wasn't an option. As sore and...

Eden West

I was beat, beat, beat. This last project had taken the wind out of my sails. Too many 11pm calls with China. Too many lunches eaten over my computer keyboard. In fact I'd spilled coffee so many times I was on my third keyboard. I told my pal in California that I was taking a vacation.“ I don't care if Mark can't make it- I'm just going to take off,” I said.“ Great,” said my pal Rob. “Go for it. Where to?”“ I've got a great spa picked out. Actually, it's down your way. Santa Barbara. Eden West,...

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Esme Chapter 2

Chapter 2 "Is this it?" Immediately Esme felt cruel. Jay didn't have to offer to drive. "She may look a little beat up but she'll more than do the job," Jay brushed it off, holding the passenger side door for her. It was an old Honda. A piece of the rubber from the bumper was missing. Esme looked down at the rear bumper and saw a collection of dings and places where the paint chipped. "Admiring the tats?" he said, with a laugh. "You're not really a New Yorker until you don't...

Teased

Teased By Gingerfred Man Chapter One - Innocence It wasn't my fault. Those things I did with my stepson. Anyone would have caved. He was so..... Well, let me tell you about it and you make up your own mind. I married Jamie's mother after a six-month office romance. I knew Rita was divorced and had a kid, but she was and is an extraordinarily hot babe. She was 38 when we were married and I was 47 and divorced, with no kids. Jamie had just turned 18. Rita and I had been dating...

Big Ideas

Big Ideas By Gingerfred Man Chapter One - Cindy and Me Cindy and I have been best friends ever since we were almost seniors in high school and she and her family moved to our town. Cindy says she got the Big Idea first, but I know it was me. Cindy's sweet and pretty, but I'm the smart one. You don't see her writing this biographical story do you? You see, back then, when we first met, Cindy and I were pretending to be boys, because that was what everyone expected of us. I...

Star Trek Invasion part 3 of 3

The Empire's fleet has been defeated and its planned invasion thwarted, but for the two Jim Kirks, each in the body of his Janice Lester, this isn't over yet. On Camus II the alien body-swapping device has been used again and one of them is in mortal danger, while the other holds the fate of the Empire in their hands.... STAR TREK: INVASION (part 3 of 3) by BobH (c) 2018 ...

A Swapped Life Chapters 7 9

A SWAPPED LIFE, Chapters 7 - 9 A young male engineer goes to an engineering conference and gets swapped with a teen unwed mother who did not finish high school. Story discusses how the new woman makes new friends, and copes with motherhood, her new parents and sister, her former boyfriend, and eventually with love and marriage. Story also discusses the struggles of the new man, whose family and educational background did not give him the tools to fit into the world of men, and his...

Swapped Life Chapters 12 15

A SWAPPED LIFE, Chapters 13 - 15 A young male engineer goes to an engineering conference and gets swapped with a teen unwed mother who did not finish high school. Story discusses how the new woman makes new friends, and copes with motherhood, her new parents and sister, her former boyfriend, and eventually with love and marriage. Story also discusses the struggles of the new man, whose family and educational background did not give him the tools to fit into the world of men, and his...

Bone Deep

Bone Deep By Cassandra Morgan The bar was crowded, but the big man moved easily through the people. Those around him parted to let him pass. Bone Martin was used to people moving out of his way. Who wouldn't? Bone was 6-5, and weighed 280 pounds. He was dark and menacing, with large arms and big hands. He walked, and the joint scattered. No one wanted trouble with Bone. He glided through the pack of humanity, his eyes locked on a small table in the corner where two other men...

Human Pet Zoo

Human Pet ZooBy SarahPrologue: In the year 2020, Dictator for life Obama made it legal for girls over 21 to enter into voluntarily enslavement for the amusement of males. Soon after the protests died down, business professionals soon began to develop theme parks for girls interested in living the lifestyle to live in comfortably, or in any case, as comfortably as a slave girl could ask for. A new federal department was created, the department for human pet safety, which was tasked with...

Quarantine Troubled Waters

"Umm... perhaps you should come in," Mary muttered, uncertainly, as she tried to get her bearings. She'd just been informed that, apparently, her sister and her sister's husband had died and she was having a hard time thinking clearly. "Just give us a moment to get ready for you, please. I'm not comfortable with anyone entering the house at the moment, but... just give us a few minutes, please." She turned to her daughters and said, "Put on masks. This gentleman needs to come in to...

Teaching The Teacher

Teaching The Teacher by James X.Pendergrass Copyright 2010 – All Rights ReservedMonday, September 2nd -- School started today.? It's hard to believe this is my tenth year of teaching.? I'm not such a young whipper-snapper anymore.? Let me introduce myself.? I'm James Pendergrass, 32 years old, and I teach at Hillcrest School (Kindergarten thru eighth grade).? It might be hard to believe we would cram middle-school children with the elementary school kids, but you know how it is with budget...

How Deep Is Your Love part 1

After long years of being afraid to commit I've finally met someone who charmed me enough to become his girlfriend. The boy has all the advantages except of the extremely difficult character, especially if he loses a bet in tennis (for most of the times he's winning - fortunately). He's Russian, so all those moodswings they call a "Russian soul." I'm a petite brunette from Poland, with a nice set of boobies, and I'm famous of being a tough cookie as well. Though, my darling is worth to fight...

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My place in life

My Place in Life 1 As I wiped down the sides of the large kitchen, fear crept through me as a sauce bottle dropped to its side. I snatched it immediately, trembling at the noise it may have made. Silly really, the mansion was so huge it was unlikely any noise would reverberate to her bedroom. But by now, the fear of waking her so early in the morning was such a dreadful thought. Not so much the whupping I might receive, more the thought of her being woken from her deserved rest.Normally,...

2304 Enslaved

Part 1 In a land three hundred years in the future where fossil fuel has been exhausted and the Green Revolutionary Army has smashed every Nuclear installation leaving the population unable to maintain their great cities or even feed themselves, where satellites are a memory and planes and automobiles almost extinct, where no steel or aluminum is produced or rubber, where in the Northern Confederation teams of operatives work treadmills to provide power when the photocells lack sunlight and...

Black Daddy Domination

Black Daddy DominationScott Clair hated his whiteness. He wasn’t able to articulate it exactly in that way; he claimed to be coming to terms with his submissive nature and his overwhelming desire to serve the Black race. Had he been a bit more self-aware, a bit more introspective, he could have accurately described his self-hatred as stemming from his inherent need to feel superior. Whiteness was his disease, magnified by a Napoleonic complex of huge proportions given his height of 5’1?. He...

Kiss me

Hi my name is Opal Hydrangea Ho. Are you done smirking? My friends call me H2O. Come on get it over with. My friends say that I have a personality like a Chameleon, fitting to my namesake opals which display different colors when viewed from different directions. Anyway my Dad is a Gemologist, and my Mom is a Horticulturist they are Americanized Chinese. My grandparents came to America when they were 12. My grandpa was 25 and grandma was 22 when they got married, my Dad was 21 and my Mom...

First Time

A Fate Worse Than Death

A Fate Worse Than Death - Chapter 01 (revised) That last punch literally popped one of my eyes out of my head. It was now dangling from its socket, giving me a very interesting view of my cigarette burned tits, both of which were missing their nipples compliments of the butane torch that had been used to turn them into a pair of charred lumps of cooked meat before the Red soldier with the pliers ripped what was left of them from my squeezies. The torch was...

I Dream of Demie 19 Monday Zee

--- I Dream of Demie 19 - Monday & Zee (MF, cons, impreg, magic, sm) by Krosis of the Collective --- Hepzibah, a harpy with a magical amulet that made her appear like an emaciated human woman, lay on my friend Monday's bed caressing an egg that was about the size of a volleyball. I turned to Monday. "Damnit, Monday, I told you to wrap it up!" He looked back at me, eyes wide. "My girlfriend just laid an egg, and you're going on about safe sex?!" --- Seven weeks ago... After...

Seoul Bound 2

Seoul Bound 2 We paid our bill, I found it strange that I needed to keep wiping my forehead as the perspiration kept building at an alarming rate. I hope the kitchen staff knew what they were doing with our potentially dangerous meal. I looked over at Dan who had a shit eating grin on his face. It seems that he just won the lottery. His happiness was out of bounds and seemed out of place, but we were now in the company of girls, no women the likes of which we had only ever dreamed of....

Covid virus

So , Biden announced his Covid 19 task force. A list of heavyweights from the past.The board will be co-chaired by three public health heavyweights: Dr. David Kessler, a former commissioner of the Food and d**g Administration under President Bill Clinton; Dr. Vivek Murthy, who served as surgeon general under President Barack Obama; and Dr. Marcella Nunez-Smith, a professor of public health at Yale University.The board will also include a slate of global health experts, infectious disease...

Mud Mouth and Table Spam

I need my sleep. I get about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.― Bill HicksIt was a lazy Sunday afternoon. I'd finished leading our church choir in a rousing rendition of Air Supply's Lost in Love, which we'd cleverly retitled Lost in Love…for Christ.The birds were chirping. Some homeless guy was idly pleasuring himself in a nearby park, using liquid rubber as lube.Wandering into a neighborhood Hallmark store, I perused the product. I loved reading the ingenious one liners authors of...

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Anxiety to Triumph to Heartbreak My First

My name is Jason. I'm a 22 year old senior at a state university located way up in the mountains. My freshman year I joined a fraternity because I was an exceptional drinker. I was far from a typical frat boy, but the idea of having a core group of friends to party with was very appealing to an 18 year old me. My social life was fairly strong during my first three years of college. I had a lot of friends and was well known around campus. My senior year I was elected president of my...

A Room With A View Celia

"I think I'm going a bit mad." "We're all going a bit mad, sweetie." Now I've never been a happy recipient of pet names or even inappropriate chumminess. 'Luv', 'babe', 'dearie', or even 'you guys' is likely to cause me to bristle like an over-amorous porcupine. Admittedly, at home, I might be 'honeybun' or 'dinkums' or 'sweet cheeks' or 'sugar lips' or even 'dreamy dripping cunt bitch I'm going to skewer on my cockhead', but these are random sobriquets and always run the risk of being met with...

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Telecommuting

“Your pussy feels so good!” “You gonna cum?” she mewed. “That's it, I want that load deep in my pussy.” she squeezed him with her pelvic floor muscles. He groaned as he pulled back an inch and slammed himself fully back inside of her. “Does this tight, wet pussy feel good wrapped around your cock?” “Fuck, yes!” he bellowed as he felt his dick press against her cervix. “Does it feel good on the tip of your dick?” she moaned. “So good, baby! You’re making me cum.” “I want your...

I felt her tongue twisting pulling licking drawing

I woke as the sun light peeked through the blinds above us, I could hear her breathing next to me. Smiling I reached under the covers and lightly touched her bare hip. Her breathing changed only slightly. I was surprised to feel a morning hard but I chalked it up to the three cans of New Red Bull called In-her-gee that I’d had last night. It was said to keep a guy going like Viagra. I supposed that it sufficed for three rounds last night and apparently was still kicking in. As I thought...

Looking for Love and Foucault

"Remember, you have type 3 hair, so promise me you'll use a good conditioner, and don't borrow some other girl's," she said. "Okay, Mother, you can leave now, my hair and I will be fine." "And sweetie, the most important part of this year is rush. So start researching the sororities early, and focus on a few superior ones that you think you really have a good shot at." "Yes, Mama--" "And don't fall into the habit of snacking. The 'freshman 15' has doomed more girls' chances...

Heaven or Hell

Hi folks, this one is a shorter one. As usual I'd like to thank everyone who read and commented on last week's story whether you understood what I was trying to do or not. Always remember, writing is like a conversation. I throw an idea out there and you may see it completely differently than I do. There are sometimes aspects of stories that I never knew were there that you guys point out to me. A great example of that is Chrissie. Which I've recently touched up for another project involving...

Dead Men Dumb Boys

All the men died. The first time a man was asleep after a particular instant -- January 29, 2012, 8:37pm GMT -- he stopped breathing and died. A billion or so men in Asia just never woke up. Sleepless wives found themselves lying next to corpses in the dark, while better sleepers made the discovery by daylight. By the time the pattern was clear, another billion men faced a cruel end -- whenever they couldn't hold their eyes open any longer, they would die. Along with the anguish came a...

Rocket Man

"She packed my bags last night pre-flight." "Zero hour nine AM." "And I'm gonna be high ai ai ... As a kite by then," I screamed at the top of my lungs. The laughter in the small space came from the other six members of my crew. "Holy shit, Commander. Remind me never to invite you to go karaoke singing with me," exclaimed Captain Martin, who occupied the command seat to my right. "Remy, you cut me to the quick," I said dramatically. However, deep down, inside my mission had...

A Match Made in The Hindu Kush

I'm not really sure what the fuck happened. The last thing I remembered before coming to in a dingy cellar surrounded by musty vegetables and the smell of goats and my own blood was being on the helo. Weeell, perhaps I should back it up a bit further. I joined up at seventeen. Dad was in the Army. A twenty year vet of Panama, the First Gulf War, and Kosovo before he was smart and got out before the gutting of the military by Clinton got his successor in trouble. I grew up knowing I was never...

A N JIE

How did we ever get by without Satellite Navigation computers in our motorcars? Brian Mullender hadn’t really thought about it before, if he was honest, but the subject came up in a lively conversation at his workplace. One of the snooty sales managers had taken delivery of an expensive rather flash new car the day before and was going on and on about it, particularly with regard to the state-of-the-art onboard computer system. It was quite an amusing exchange, Brian thought, held between the...

Hearth and Home

My name is Jeremy Armacost. Let’s get the preliminary bullshit out of the way. I’m a man. I live in a man’s world. I live in a free country. I read about all the crap other men go through when they find out their wives are cheating on them. We all know the litany. Oh I’m so brokenhearted! My wife doesn’t think I’m good enough. Oh I think I’ll just wring my hands and cry. How can I face my friends? My dick wasn’t big enough? Will I ever regain my self-respect? How could she have done this to me,...

Black Daddy Domination

Scott Clair hated his whiteness. He wasn't able to articulate it exactly in that way; he claimed to be coming to terms with his submissive nature and his overwhelming desire to serve the Black race. Had he been a bit more self-aware, a bit more introspective, he could have accurately described his self-hatred as stemming from his inherent need to feel superior. Whiteness was his disease, magnified by a Napoleonic complex of huge proportions given his height of 5'1". He suffered from...

The Gods Invade in 2012

Chapter 1 Rogan was sat inside his flat in Bristol, West of England. He lived on the second floor of a three storey building. He had a lounge, a kitchen with a dining table, a bedroom and a bathroom. Rogan lived alone. He was a man who didn't give a shit about anything. Rogan was 42; physically far fitter than anyone in Britain half or a third of his age, never been married and never had children with any woman, stood at 5'8, bald (he used to have jet black hair but not anymore), the color...

Wife for Sale

Gabriella honked lightly as she spotted her daughter. The tall, scrawny girl with long reddish blonde hair opened the passenger door and threw her backpack into the back seat of Wilbur, the yellow1966 Volkswagen bug. "Hi, mom. I got an A+ on my speech today." She said as she pulled her earphones on and pulled out her cell phone. From there it was all texting and music through the MP3. She had tuned her mother out all the way home from track practice. "How many intervals did you have to run...

Running Down a Dream

New York City, USA. November 2008. Like her quarry, she was a running fool. Angie Messina had completed thirty-three different marathons in her thirty years of life so far. She liked to run at least three marathons a year and train hard the rest of the time. Every morning she ran at least five miles. On Saturdays and Sundays she ran at least ten. The only exceptions were rare scheduled days of rest. She frequently took part in 5Ks, 10Ks, half-marathons and other races preparing for the...

A Fresh StartChapter 142 Intelligence

Monday, September 24, 2001 The funeral was finished by Thursday afternoon. Laura and the girls officially moved out on Friday. I needed to take a few days off myself. Marilyn and I flew back to Hereford on Thursday for a long weekend. In the meantime, the White House Chief Usher, the head of the residence staff, would coordinate getting the Bush’s belongings out of the place and out of Camp David, and getting our stuff moved over from the Naval Observatory. We would officially move in Monday...

A Fresh StartChapter 147 State of the Union

Tuesday, January 29, 2002 I was right, of course. It was going to get worse, a lot worse! By Sunday night, everybody in the White House, and seemingly half of Congress, knew about ‘The Carl Buckman Experience.’ All week, CBS was running blips and teasers from the interview, and I knew that little segment was going to be a big piece of it. Ari was a little more even on it, surprisingly. Yes, it was going to be a bit embarrassing (A bit? You think?) but was it really that bad a thing to be...

A Fresh StartChapter 156 Swift Boats

Monday morning, I declared myself healed enough to go back to work. I was still sore, and still had some bandages over the sutures, but I was healing a whole lot faster than if I had gotten the big zipper. Monday morning, I fronted the Daily Press Briefing. This proved an exercise in silliness. For one thing, various assorted conspiracy theorists and websites were reporting that I was now dead, after suffering an aneurysm, and that the CIA had managed to clone me and were controlling me. At...

A Fresh StartChapter 171 Family Matters

Marilyn’s blitz of the talk shows did what we intended it to do. It put a human face, a very likeable human face, on the clusterfuck in Pittsburgh. Marilyn was polling in the low 90s, and across the country people were rallying to her side on this. Only the ACLU was defending them, and they had offered their services. (Westboro Baptist promptly condemned them as being part of the ‘Jewish power elite’, but with their assets frozen, it wasn’t like they could pay for lawyers; they couldn’t...

The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

Project Eldest SonChapter 19

(If you haven’t read the story Calm like a Bomb, this chapter won’t make very much sense.) “I wonder what this room used to look like before they painted it this crappy shade of grey?” Simone Atkinson asked her husband. “I don’t know, but whoever did it should never work here again. Look at the splotches and runs on the wall.” He pointed out to her. Mike walked over to the head of the table. Sitting down, he smiled. “Childhood dream?” Simone asked. Speaking in a voice resembling the...

The Omega TouchChapter 11 Pizza and Perverts

Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 3:15 AM “Doors closing!” said the familiar female voice. BING-BONG! Tricia looked up from her Blackberry and saw the doors on the Metro train sliding shut. “Shit!” she cried out, and she jumped off the concrete bench and ran to the train. The doors closed before she could reach it, and the train started moving, leaving without her. She stamped her foot in frustration. “Fuck!” She turned about and looked at the underground station. It was large but empty. She was...

Game TimeChapter 3

From the sound of things that I had heard in my phone recording of him and Special Agent Fife, Supervisory Special Agent Emmett Van Horn was a real pussy hound who expended his seductive efforts on female contract employees--like my wife, Lana. And she was definitely in his sights as a potential conquest. This had never been worrisome to me before, since Lana and I trusted each other pretty well. As good-looking as she was, Lana had been hit on often, and had shunned any unwanted advances...

The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 22 Slave Patrols

Fall 2023 to Spring 2024 After the press conference I had a chance to call home and say hello to the kids. They already had heard I was a supercriminal and in prison for the rest of my life, so I had to tell them I had broken out and would be home later that night. They both promised to stay up to see me, which seemed unlikely to me. We didn’t leave Conover until almost eight. Both Delahoye and Ruskin had run out of things to ask me and agreed that they knew how to find me if they had any...

The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 23 A Year of Death

2024 I was meeting with the staff at the academy in Forsyth when I got the call. It was Wednesday, January 17. We were talking about scheduling lectures on PTSD, mental illness, and use of force, and developing dates for the next few months. I had my phone on vibrate out of courtesy; my business line routed to my cell phone, and I didn’t want to be taking a call from one client while talking to another. The phone was in my shirt pocket and began vibrating. I ignored it and kept working, but...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 687

These are compliments of John A Dear Airlines, Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG, good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don’t even serve food any more, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 746

This a true example of when two people really know each other. Retired Veteran with a very Smart Wife... Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife. “Honey! Come see what I created! It’s an abstract panorama, depicting the eight Years of the Obama administration!” She yelled back, “Flush the toilet Jim, and come eat your breakfast!” Just sharing some thoughts meandering in my mind. The...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 9 KamiChapter 46 Lessons

April 2, 1996, Chicago, Illinois “Well, I think this may have been a wasted trip,” Lieutenant Mike Washington said when he was ushered into my office. “Because of the Japanese decor?” “And me not wanting an assignment to Yokosuka.” “Don’t worry about it. If you prefer, I have a room with Western furniture.” “This is OK.” We sat down in the «zaisu» chairs and Kimmy brought me green tea and a glass of ice water for Lieutenant Washington. “If I can ask, and you can refuse to answer...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 783

You really have to be a Canadian to Appreciate This!!!! KFC UP DATE! Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue? Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic? And remember when KFC offered a “Hillary” meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs? Now KFC is offering the “TRUDEAU Cabinet Bucket.” It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit. Just keeping you up to date... These are...

A Fresh Start EpilogueChapter 7 Elections

Fall 2014 I didn’t get too lit up that night, just enough to realize that even if I was still driving, I shouldn’t be. Really, those days were behind me, especially now that I was the father of a young boy again. I woke about 7:00 and managed a quick shower and shave, and then dressed for the day, comfortably. As I walked down the hallway, I tapped on the door to Hamid’s bedroom and stuck my head inside. He was wearing pajamas and was now sitting up sleepily and looking around. He smiled,...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 23

Husband's call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot." Wife's Response: "Who the fuck is Paula?" And if...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 26

Compliments of Mark and I didn't put him up to this, it is his creation. There's always a dozen of us blokes who were at the local pub, most nights after work, for one reason or another. Good beer drinkers, one and all. One was most memorable, and chap named Jack Spratt. Jack had the annoying habit of seeming to know, or claiming to know, everyone of any importance. He claimed to know, one night, after one or two, too many beers, Tony Abbot the Aussie Prime Minister. One of us told him he...

Idle HandsChapter 2

“Is it safe?” Dey asked. A moment later, Loki managed to translate her question, which came out of her cellphone in what the locals sometimes referred to as ‘English’. The muggy heat of the uptown Georgetown was filled with the babble of dozens of human languages and dozens of alien languages and a truly preposterous number of mosquito. Despite the best efforts of mosquito tracking lasers, semi-intelligent electrical webbing, and a few pushes to genetically engineer the pests into extinction,...

Things That Go Hump in the NightChapter 9

Mrs. Jefferson's visit kicked of a budding friendship. Now that she had her very own 'haint' to talk to, she couldn't get enough. At least a couple of times a week, I'd arrive home from the lab to find her in my kitchen sipping tea and gossiping with Annie about everything that had happened in the neighborhood and the rest of the world since she died. The old lady's worldview was interesting to say the least. About President Obama, she said, "Oh, he a smaht man, a real smaht man. He...

A Well Lived Life Book 10 The WifeChapter 68 Making Plans

August/September, 1985, Chicago, Illinois The following week was a blur. Work was busy, and I put in extra hours. Dany was down to 30 hours and that didn’t help the workload, and it was Penny’s last week as well. I went to karate three nights to make up for missing Saturday, and I made calls to start planning the wedding and honeymoon. Everything was going well, but there was one sore spot - neither Kathy nor I could get Bethany to really talk to us. By Friday, Kara and I had told all of our...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 911 Happy July 4th

This group is compliments of Uncle Podger God’s Problem Now: His wife’s graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.” Are You a Pilot? An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping...

The WalletChapter 4

The pressure was becoming intense. The feeling in my cock was an indication that I would soon explode. Looking around I could see nothing. It was then I realized I had been asleep and my eyes were still glued closed. Slowly I opened them. There, rising above me like a monument was a goddess, my goddess. Connie was well into her orgasm and her pussy was clenching my cock rhythmically as she rose and fell. When she had me full within her, she'd rock her pelvis, extending my rigidity deeper, to...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 132

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! -and anyone, for that matter! 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ... What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers ... What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ... what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 964

Books you will never read.(Some authors you need to think about) “100 Ways To Diet” by I. M. Hungry “101 Spotted Owl Recipes” by the EPA “312 Ways To Die” by Sue I. Cide “A Great Plenty” by E. Nuff “A Guide To Pharmeceuticals” by Sue E. Sidle “A la recherche du temps perdu” by Daisy Mist “A Sailor’s Adventure” by Ron A. Ground “A Stitch in Time” by Justin Case “A Trip To The Dentist” by Yin Pain & Lord Howard Hurts “A Whole Lot Of Cats” by Kitt N. Caboodle “Achy Breaky Heart” by Ann...

Searching Part three of the Brandt Family seriesChapter 3

Katie was approaching her patio gate on her bike when she saw Taylor stomping around her garage and yelling at her car. Taylor and her brother had moved into their condo on the first of August, and while Katie had been able to avoid Tyler due to his work schedule, Taylor was another story. Stopping in front of the next-door garage, Katie stared at Taylor until her presence was noticed. “Having problems with your car?” Katie asked. “Ugh!” screamed Taylor in exasperation. “The battery is...

B J Jones the Story of My LifeChapter 331

There was only one thing left on Friday's agenda and that was to meet Linda Koons at her house. We needed to be there at three. She decided she wanted an attorney there, who was a friend next door. We left Morton at 1:30 and landed at Lancaster Airport at 2:15. We six girls, Jason and Jeanna made the flight. The paperwork for the CD's needed to be signed and witnessed by a bank officer. Marcy did a quick audit on the MAAR site there then we took two cars to the Koons' house. There was...

Play Ball Winter JenningsChapter 3 Top Down

Clint called, “Any New York plans yet?” “Remember Vanessa? Tall, good looking. Married.” “I’ll throw in a set of steak knives.” Click. Hey! I’m the one supposed to be hanging up. We invited Cathal Conway and family for Sunday brunch. Riles went with Walker and Pilar back to their room. She may be only 10, but the kids treat her as an equal. Jorge and Javier immediately started roughhousing with Hobo. The Proper Villain jumped up on Juanita’s lap. Cathal accepted his glass of Jamison —...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 244

This is compliments of John: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? DONALD TRUMP: All Mexican chickens who wish to cross this road must submit to a complete background check, and full body search. BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 264

Miracles This story happened a while ago in Dublin. Even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it,...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 282

Yes I know they could be possible repeats... These are compliments of Lys An Elderly Prayer - "Dear Lord: The last fifteen or twenty years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; my favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer - Andy Williams; my favorite author -Tom Clancy; and now, my favorite comedians ¬ Robin Williams and Joan Rivers. I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 304

This one is compliments of Chuck ... It is easy to see where his political leanings are  ONLY 4 TICKETS LEFT! I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at Cardinal's Stadium next weekend in Glendale AZ, if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer. Should be a good time! For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is...

Cherry BombChapter 11

Our wakeup call the following morning was a more reasonable 8AM and we had breakfast in the dining room of the motel. They seemed a little tasked to take on a sudden influx of 35 people all at the same time, even if a few of us just wanted coffee. We discussed our traffic strategy for LA. We all agreed we would tighten up a bit on the discipline of changing lanes and making sure we were in distinct separate groups. This last would task the FRS systems but we would live with it. We left the...

Don t Sleep on the Subway Book ThreeChapter 59 Jan 1946 Occupation Begins

Unlike President Obama, I would say that I support the long-standing bipartisan post-war belief that American global strength and leadership secures our national-security interests, and it also promotes order and stability in the world. And it gives us immense influence in the world and deters our adversaries and reassures our allies. Tom Cotton I would have to say that at the very beginning of occupation of Germany by the allies the only country that had planned it to last forever was the...

The DreamChapter 10

It was like stepping into an alternate reality when we got home. The children were not clinging to us and making us promise never ever to leave them alone again. In fact Kyle was the only one who really showed any emotion at all. “Hey dad. Have a good weekend? Tommy and Johah got into a big fight and they’re never gonna talk again. What am I supposed to do? I’m friends with both of them! Ah shoot!” He said. He was playing the video game console connected to the tv in the living room. It was...

Maria Thersa Bobby and LuzChapter 3 Luz

"I missed my period." Before my parents could even absorb those words, I added the kicker. "It's been two months now." Did you ever see the photograph taken at the White House during the raid which ended with the death of Usama bin Ladin? Hillary Clinton is shown with her hand covering her mouth. Whether shock, concern, cough, it doesn't matter. When I saw it, it reminded me of Mother's reaction when I had uttered those words. Her hand covered her mouth and she was unable to speak....

My Wicked WaysChapter 52

“You know, you did get one thing that we didn’t get, Mira. A roll in the hay with God. Just pointing that out! I’m next! I call shotgun with God, if he agrees to it!” Naomi observed even as I humped the happy hell out of Mira, doggy-style so I could admire her milk chocolate ass. “True ... and yes, you should definitely get screwed by God ... especially after the ride he took you on with that Sarai business! It was in a good cause, to be sure, but he still owes you, dear sis!” Mira...

I Was Sitting At My Wedding on a Friday NightChapter 2

Was I trussed up like a Christmas goose? No. Like a Thanksgiving Turkey? No. Like a whipping boy from Hurt-Me Monthly? No. So, I was not trapped. Right? “Lover, where did you go?” “Huh?” “Where did you go? You just left me.” “I have to sing.” I got up and sang some song I have done a million times and didn’t even think about it as I was on stage. All I could think of was the word ‘trapped’. I was so lonely. I had been divorced from my first wife, Jean, for 9 years and hadn’t...

Alterist 2 Return to the SourceChapter 1

Monica Belmont was on the screen when I switched on the TV. Maybe I just wasn't watching that much television these days or maybe her popularity had gone downhill when she did her interview of me, the one that turned into an inquisition before I ended it so dramatically. Dramatically for me, her producer, her cameraman and Monica herself. The footage of her store bought tits falling out of her Mexican peasant blouse never made it on the air or the Internet. She just didn't seem as forceful...

An Adjunct DownChapter 2

What’s a black man to do with Reggie at a dance club? Especially if he comes streaming in from washing dishes? We just went in after the dinner rush. He didn’t shower or change his clothes. He never went along with the hip-hop flow of things. Actually, we were probably the oldest ones there - each of us looking for a woman in a joint where they just weren’t interested in anything real. They only cared about being pampered with clothes and jewelry, fine dining, getting high at the club,...

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