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Introduction: George Bush sad at leaving office, Obama comes along to please him. George W gazed around the oval office, sad at the prospect of leaving his eight year tenure as President of the United States of America. Eight years… he murmured quietly to himself, as he leaned back on his chair. He wistfully thought of all the times hed had in here…good times, that no one would ever know about. As he thought about those times, he slowly reached his finger towards his anus to provide himself...

A White House Orgy

The name is Sammy. I'm a six-foot-tall, dark-skinned, sixty-something Black man living in Washington D.C. For thirty five years, I've been a part of the White House janitorial staff. You won't believe the things I've seen and done in my time. Presidents of the United States of America come and go but the staff is one of the few constants in the White House. I've got some juicy stories to share with you. Some of them are downright unbelievable. Oh, and brace yourselves. It's about to get hot in...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 167

Life This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times... "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... it's women who make it hard." A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Fosters on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom...

Election BetChapter 2

I got off work at four thirty on Tuesday and went straight to my polling place. There weren't any big lines like the media had been leading us to expect. I was in and out in about ten minutes. The bet I'd made with Evelyn had been constantly on my mind all day. I'd even gotten up early so I could spend some time on the internet, checking to see if any of the latest polls showed McCain pulling even with Obama. No joy there. If anything, it looked like Obama was widening the gap. Having had...

More Than One World

(FF, bukkake, cons, dickgirl, oral, rom, snow) (takes place right after the final season of Gilmore Girls) Rory Gilmore looked out of the window of her hotel room at the dark and loveless night. It was almost one in the morning. She'd had a long tiring day, and she knew she had to get up at six a.m., and yet she still couldn't sleep. So she stood there at the window, all the lights in the room turned off except for the lamp on the night stand, which cast a soft and lonely glow, and...

Michelle and Akeema s Dark Journey

Michelle and Akeema’s Dark Journey Part 1By Shabbadew2002Contact me @ [email protected]:This story starts off slow, but keep reading. If you enjoy the sexual humiliation of women you will get off on this tale. It might also be described as ?politically incorrect?. It features the sexual abuse and degradation of black women. The ?N? word, and other offensive racial terms are used. This, in no way, reflects the values of the author who, in reality, disapproves of such language. This...

Black New World Order

WARNING: I tend to use the ‘n-word’ in my stories quite a bit. If you cannot handle reading that word, then this story isn’t for you! Remember that this is a work of fiction and should not be taken seriously by anyone. Note: All characters in the story are over 18 years old. ====================== I stood silently, waiting for the next white boy to make his way into my room. Suddenly, a huge black man slammed open the door to my room. His massively bulging biceps seemed to be ripping at his...

A Fresh Start EpilogueChapter 2 McCain and Clinton

2010 - 2011 For the next couple of years, things went relatively smoothly. I didn’t have to provide much more than routine guidance in Washington. John had a compliant Congress after both the 2008 and 2010 elections, and he got most of what he wanted from them. He really did turn out to be a third term of the Buckman administration. The American Renaissance Initiative, Adrianopolis/Stouffer, and The American Impact Project all worked together to push a moderate Republican agenda, and...

A Declaration of Female Dependence

July, 2009. The White House.Jenny holds tight to her Blackberry. She is a journalist. She is on special assignment from her newspaper. There, she is a respected co-worker and friend to many. Her palms sweat around the Blackberry. She'll be writing the speech in live-blog chunks. This is not her first Obama speech. She covered the inaguration, and several campaign speeches before the election, before the financial crisis, before Obama began retooling the country to make sure the bankers didn't...

A Fresh StartChapter 172 Campaign 2008

There wasn’t going to be a whole lot of grand legislation going on in 2008. This was an election year, and it was going to be a big one. We would start off with the primaries, which would take up most of the late winter and early spring. After that we would have a brief lull through the summer, and then go into the conventions. After the conventions it would be full out bloody warfare. This was on top of the regular fun and games. Every House seat was up for election, as were one in three...

Divorce and Future passed

Getting over a divorce is always rough. In terms of emotional stress, they say that it's the equal of actually having your spouse die. I actually think that it's worse. I'm not a psychiatrist or any kind of professional counselor but I'm sure I'm right. Let's compare the two. When your spouse dies, you lose the person that you've lived with, loved and been emotionally attached to for whatever period of time. After a divorce, the exact same parameters are in effect. The difference is,...

Choices Chapter 11

Choices, Chapter 11 A choice of tea parties After her three days of psychological evaluation, Miss Umbridge took a two-week, mental-health leave before returning to Lewis A. Clark. It was the sweet life for Blair, as the substitute behaved more like a stand-up comic than like a teacher. He eschewed homework for student reports on "interesting websites" they had found in the nether sectors of the Internet. Best of all, he had no idea that Blair was supposed to be treated with...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 7 SakurakoChapter 22 Relative Calm

December 26, 1993, Chicago, Illinois “Before my parents get here, I wanted to tell you that Tom and I found a place. We’ll be moving at the end of January.” Bethany and I were drinking tea before breakfast on Boxing Day. I’d already read the newspaper and cuddled with Birgit, and had a cup of coffee. “Where?” I asked. “Just south of the university. A townhome. We’ll close on the 21st. It’ll take a few days to get everything moved from the apartments.” “Good! How is Nicholas handling...

The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 66

At a local bar in downtown Barrie the owner/bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to the patron... Anyone who could squeeze two more drops of juice out of it, would win the money. Many people had tried over the years: weight lifters, longshoremen, block layers, etc., but nobody had ever been able to do it. One day, this scrawny...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 75

Little Walter and President Obama President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.” Walter,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Walter?” “I have five questions:” +First, “Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?” +Second, “Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually gotten worse?” +Third, “Why did you say that...

Minorities Rule Tomorrow s America

The world is such a strange place. Seriously. Human beings simply can’t seem to get along. And nowhere are human relations as complicated as they are within the United States of America. Diversity exists here, or so they say. In America, you see such a mix of people. And power changes hands more often here than anywhere else. Where else could you see the wonders and the horrors that I have seen? My name is Steve. A six-foot-one, big and bulky, openly bisexual Black male college graduate and...

My Perfect Pet

There is no such thing as the perfect submissive. There's no such thing as a perfect Domme for that matter either. There is, however, a symbiosis, a precious and delicate balance, an equilibrium that can only be achieved between Domme and sub, involving owner and pet that transcends all other relationships. No vanilla/romantic relationship can compare to the bond that is formed when complete trust and adoration marries with utter depravity and absolute control. When the desires of the Domme...

A Fresh StartChapter 173 The Home Stretch

The Democratic convention was scheduled to begin Monday August 4 and run through Thursday August 7 and would be held in Denver. The Olympics would begin the next day, Friday August 8, and run for just over two weeks, to close on Sunday August 24. Right after that, the Republicans would take the field, with a convention in St. Paul running from Monday August 25 through Thursday August 28. After that the campaigns would begin in earnest, and it would be tooth and nail for the next nine...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 976

This one is compliments of bobw40 THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 301

This one is compliments of Jerry President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check. "Good morning, ma'am," he says to the cashier. "I'd like to cash this check." "Of course, sir," she replies. "Do you have your drivers license?" "Actually, no," Obama says. "I didn't drive myself and, honestly, I didn't think I'd need to show any ID. I mean, I am the...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 122

Say thanks to a great supporter of J & G for these. Trump Jokes In a recent survey, 70% of Americans responded that Donald Trump becoming president has made them nervous. The other 30% said it will make them Canadians. Donald Trump has announced that now he’s president, he’s going to put a wig on the Presidential plane and call it Hair Force One. Donald Trump becoming President isn’t the first time he’s kicked a black family out of their home. I just found out Donald Trump ran...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 588

A fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding, chairs are flying and women are crying. The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle. They all are brought to the courthouse and all you hear is chatter. “Order in my court”, screams the judge. “Can someone come up and please explain what happened?” Johnny speaks up, “Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding, it’s tradition for the first mate to have a dance with the bride. So I gets up there and I’m dancing with the bride. She...

B J Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 142

At 1100 I went to the National Security meeting downstairs. I was right - they had a copy of the firefight report we watched last night. The CIA man filed a report detailing what had happened, including the causality report. Some of the injured lived long enough to tell part of the plans. The Boko-Haram were on their way to the next village - they were going to destroy Gusau. Gusau was a larger village and two units of Boko-Haram were to attack it in ten days. They were trying to divide...

Line

‘Hey, is this the line?’ ‘No, this ain’t the line. A line’s the shortest distance between two points, this is the longest.’ ‘It’s not the line?’ ‘Come on kid, yeah it’s the line. Don’t listen to that jerk.’ ‘Who’s he calling a jerk?’ ‘Don’t worry about it, just get in line.’ ‘But…’ ‘Look don’t make a scene, the Gestapo over there are looking this way.’ ‘Yeah, now you’ve done it, they’re coming this way.’ ‘What’s going on here?’ ‘Oh nothing officer, just some guy teasing this kid...

A different kind of courage

March 07 2010 Trace Willard sat in the center of the canvas lined bench in the troop compartment of a UH60 Blackhawk. It was coming in low and fast over the Tora Bora Mountains on a Sweep and clear mission hunting for Taliban militants in Afghanistan. Trace had been here fighting the war on terror off and on for nine years. He was the Platoon Sergeant of his unit and was fully committed to the war. Twice over, he had re enlisted. He was committed to crushing the Taliban; he...

The Grim ReaperChapter 67 Fame and Glory

Things got very strange from that point on. It wasn’t like I could just fly off to Washington so the President could slap on the Medal of Honor. Everything had to be coordinated. I was informed of the Medal of Honor on May 24, which was a Monday. My keepers, which is what the two light birds turned out to be, returned on Tuesday, June 1, to let me know the latest. The Army, by that time, had publicly confirmed that I was to receive the Medal of Honor, but that the ceremony was to be held at...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 994

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly. “You’ve just made this the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting this morning, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab that I then took...

Play Ball Winter JenningsChapter 7 Guastavino

The kids were hunched over the kitchen table moving black and white stones around a board. Gertie, sipping her Tanqueray, was watching with interest. I said, “What’s this?” Walker, shoehorning pity into a single word — a feat that only a teenager who had a slow mother could master — said, “Go.” I swatted the back of his head, “I know that, dumbbell, why are you playing Go?” Pilar, not looking up, said, “Gertie said that when AlphaGo beat Ke Jie, it was China’s Sputnik moment.” Walker,...

Formez Vos BataillonsChapter 4

Kathleen left her book on the dining room table when she heard the door slam, (Reading there was more comfortable than holding the huge art book up in a living room chair, and being in her room -- where she’d normally read for her entire life in this house -- seemed, suddenly, suggestive of what she had been doing with Char.) She found Mom and Cat in the living room. “Cat, shouldn’t you close the door more quietly?” “Memere!” Now Tante Kathleen was making rules like Maman. And it was a rule...

Batman Arkham City ChroniclesChapter 12

Monday, January 16, 2012 – Morning: (Chapter 2) Guest Bedroom, Wayne Manor, Gotham City “How is she?” asks Bruce, stepping into one of the many guest bedrooms that dot Wayne Manor. Bruce can see that Talia is still sound asleep, but sitting beside her is her half-sister, Nyssa Raatko, who hadn’t slept much since they were kidnapped, replies, “Your Doctor Thompkins said Talia is going to make a full recovery. As for the baby, Leslie said there is no reason to worry, that all signs are...

Black And Male In Ottawa

What is bigotry to you? I’ve experienced so much of it, and I think it’s part of life if you’re Black and male, but I am not a believer in self-pity. I believe in fighting back, but I do it the smart way. One thing which never ceases to amaze me, and that’s white male insecurity. You’d think a group that gets handed so much power and privilege would show a little more fortitude in the face of adversity. Seriously. The day I started my criminal justice studies at Carleton University in the City...

Breeding my wife

My wife and I both have dark skin, even for blacks, so I was surprised one night when she told me she wanted "A mixed race baby like Obama."I had a hunch about where she was going, so I tried to change the subject."Obama was the best President of our lifetime. Kendra! He was cool like a brotha but also smart and eloquent like a white man!"We're both proud card carrying black rights advocates excited about the fact that our country elected Barack Obama, our first mulatto president.Kendra,...

Badger s celebration

It was Wednesday. The day I always arrange to meet Badger at the allotment. Sometimes I help the old guy with a little bit of digging. “This is the time to do the autumn dig,” he says, “So that the frost can get into it and kill all those pests.” But today, after a good fall of snow, there would be no digging. “But you are still welcome to call, Alex,” he told me on the mobile phone. “I have a good steaming cuppa for you and all the comforts.” How could I resist. Badger’s allotment shed was not...

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It s a Christmas Carol

Hi Folks, Last year's Christmas story was full of evil pooping reindeer and a foul mouthed Santa. That's almost normal compared to this one. Those of you who are looking for a lot of sex might want to pass this one by. Those of you who want a traditional Christmas divorce story might want to follow suit. But for those of you who want to take a walk on the weird side ... Enjoy. Merry Christmas All. And thanks to Sir Charles5150 for editing this one and to Mikothebaby for continuing to inspire....

Hillary and Bill

Chapter One, Part One Election night – 2016 It is the worst night of her life. The unofficial returns are in, and though more than half of America enthusiastically identifies with her, all appears lost. How can it be? Through a heated season, the pending election acted as a tonic, a furious wind at her back. The thought of victory kept her spirits buoyant, her senses alert. Now, the relentless war of words has ceased; the race is over. Early this evening, the unforeseen happened; the...

A Fresh StartChapter 160 Katrina Aftermath Kurdistan Beginning

I don’t know which made more news that night, the first video of New Orleans after Katrina, or the video of Nagin being dragged out and cursing me out. I thought one of the better moments was when an ABC crew caught Nagin being loaded on the helicopter and trying to order the two soldiers to let him go. One of them, a black private, said, “Shut yo’ mouth, [BLEEPED], and git yo’ ass on the bird!” The other soldier, a white corporal, laughed and added, “Yeah, y’all’s getting a free trip to the...

A Fresh StartChapter 174 Tying Up Loose Ends

Marilyn and I hung around the White House for another few days, as I made phone calls to everybody and their brother and congratulated everybody. John McCain made a comment that he was going crazy as he began to get ready to take my job in a few months. I simply gave him an evil laugh and told him it would only get worse from here! Mitt Romney was going to lead his transition team. That usually meant that whoever was running the team was going to play a significant role in the future, usually...

The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 6 Tuesday September 26 2017 to Thursday September 28 2017

Kelly and I watched the news Monday night for about an hour, but it was getting repetitious, and we turned it off. By then Kelly was beginning to get some emails and tweets from people she was friends with, mostly asking what was going on. Most seemed confused, but several were rather vile. A few people wanted me to immediately fly to California and butcher my brother on the fifty-yard line, followed by ritually committing suicide. We went to bed, where Kelly tried to take my mind off...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 43

President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is Non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries" Gordon Brown thinks...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 10 BridgetChapter 34 An Extra Long Lunch

November 6, 1996, Chicago, Illinois “Did you vote for Professor Obama?” Kara asked as we finished setting up for the black belt dinner. “No. I voted for the Harold Washington Party candidate. I knew the Republican had effectively negative chances, though things weren’t much better for the Washington Party candidate. But remember, the only reason Obama won yesterday is because the Combine and Machine wanted a cipher who will vote the way Mike Madigan and Emil Jones want, and who is too...

B J Jones the Story of My Life Book 2Chapter 151

Thursday I spent some of the day in meetings, reviewing the California and Washington martial law orders and the progress. Progress was being made but entrenched liberals were doing everything they could to create roadblocks. Planning and zoning rules that had been used to stop low income housing for decades were being purged along with the planners who were still digging in their heels. The generals had purged four thousand administrators in California that had taken immovable positions...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 599

This Scary but How True It Is! If my body were a car... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my point job is getting a little dull... “But” that’s not the worst of it! My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best weather. My...

Love In Time Of Goddamn Arab Spring

There is no underage sex in my story. Ahmad was a thirty-three years old single Egyptian man, living alone in Old Cairo. He was a secular, believing in Deism and Western civilization values. And he disliked Theocratic Abrahamic Terrorist nations like Saudi Entity KSA and Zionist Entity, Afghanistan, Somalia, Pakistan, Erdogan’s and Justice and Development Party’s Turkey and Sudan. But he was facing another Theocratic catastrophe that was int the year Two Thousand and Eleven, Obama’s Arab...

Being More Social Chapters 11 15

Granted, if one looked at it objectively, Nicole quitting Student Council wasn’t exactly horrific. If it wasn’t Nicole, I might have even labeled it ‘teen drama.’ Nevertheless I still mirrored her sad expression. “Is it that bad?” I asked her. She nodded as she drove, then sighed. “I didn’t wanna tell you because I figure it would put a rain cloud over our hanging out time.” She paused, then spoke with an uncharacteristically small voice. “Want me to just drop you off at home?” “No!” I all...

bub annd the bathtub

allright bub was this guy ok. he wass like a poor guy and he didnt have sex that often and he really wanted to have sex more often because it made him feel good. so he was sitting in his house actually it wasn't his house but he lived there like a homeless person and he hadd no clue who owned it and he'd been living there so long he thooought of it as his own, and he was thinking of how to get his nut out. he wanted to bust a nut in a slut. but he could not do that because he was a homeless...

Being More SocialChapter 11

Granted, if one looked at it objectively, Nicole quitting Student Council wasn't exactly horrific. If it wasn't Nicole, I might have even labelled it 'teen drama.' Nevertheless I still mirrored her sad expression. "Is it that bad?" I asked her. She nodded as she drove, then sighed. "I didn't wanna tell you because I figure it would put a rain cloud over our hanging out time." She paused, then spoke with an uncharacteristically small voice. "Want me to just drop you off at...

Noise

Noise, it again rings in his ear. The babies crying, the Sergeant yelling, the masturbating monkey chirping in excitement. John screaming in the background. It’s now 5:30 am. The radio continues. ‘Good morning Arizona. This is the Morning Sickness with John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Creepy E, and big Dick Tolido. First off I just wanna talk about something before we begin. And that is the subject of Obama. I’m just reading more and more and more about this guy who keeps popping forward about the...

Why I Love Black American Women

Okay, here goes nothing. African-American guys like myself have a certain image in the eyes of the world. We’re thought of as tougher, meaner and more athletic than the average guy. Also, people seem to think we gravitate toward either athletic pursuits or criminal endeavors, and nothing in between. Neither is exactly true for most Black men living in the United States of America. Just to prove to you how untrue these stereotypes are, take me for example. My name is Arnold Thompson. And I’m a...

Black Love Chronicles

There is nothing quite like doing that which makes you happy. My name is Jason Jean-Bernard and I’m a man with two lives. In the eyes of the world, I am a successful Haitian-American lawyer who makes a good living defending corporate fat cats. It’s what I’ve always wanted to do. Growing up, I was a nerd who watched Law & Order religiously and did mock trials with like-minded friends rather than play sports or video games. And I pursued my dreams as an adult. I earned my bachelor’s degree in...

Black Men Love Black Women

The name is Adam Howard. I’m a six-foot-two, kind of chubby but still good-looking young Black man living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. Life is okay these days. It’s the summer of 2009. I am having a good time in the city of champions. Sure, there are lots of racist cops, dumb-ass crooks of all races and hot-tempered chicks around but that’s no reason to feel down. The way I see it, life is what you make it. I’m enjoying my vacation. I had a rough sophomore year at Emerson College but...

Celestial Nirvana Part 6

Chapter 6 BANG! The gunshot rang out to the sound of the flight attendant’s cry of pain as the bullet pierced her shoulder. “Turn this plane around or I’m going to start killing passengers!” the man yelled, waving his gun at anyone who made the slightest of moves. The screaming of terrified men and women filled the cabin as people realized that the plane had just been hijacked. While one of the passengers tried to help the wounded flight attended, the hijacker banged his gun...

Max and Rosie

The shrill sound of the tea kettle shattered Max’s reverie. He was remembering when he and Rosie met thirty-eight years ago. Sighing deeply, he looked down at the yellow mug and remembered the vision of the two of them rowing down the Charles River that May morning, the night after their first date, the first of many, before shocking everyone they knew by getting married one April weekend while still in their senior year of college. He had been attending Harvard and she was at Radcliffe, a few...

ASMTD Ch 08

June 23 Our time in Brussels flies by too fast and Zurich is a sleep deprived blur. The only vivid recollection I have is of the Swiss Alps from my bus window. Breathtaking, larger than life snow capped mountains with tiny towns beneath them. I feel like dressing in a wide hoop skirt and singing as I run over the hills. Leo’s with me through it all, putting up with my crazy, adding some himself. He rarely looks at his phone, only to see if his daughter or ex-wife called, but he’s obsessed...

Eritrean Girl For Bisexual Man

Ladies and gentlemen, the discoveries we make about our significant others quite often change the way we feel about them. Sometimes, that can actually be a good thing. Yesterday I discovered something in my boyfriend Solomon Al-Rashid’s apartment which forever changed my opinion of him. I’ve always thought of men from the African and Arab worlds as macho, dominant and not terribly concerned with women’s rights. It’s as much a cultural thing as it is a religious norm over there. To be...

The Perfect Man and His Sweet Little Slut

If you had asked me a year ago to describe my perfect man - my Mister Right – I would have told you, I have no idea! I just knew I was dating Mister All Wrong.It was bad enough that my boyfriend had only a six-inch cock, and that he wouldn’t let me suck even that! It was bad enough that he fucked me only once a week, and then reluctantly, and I had to beg for it. All of that was bad enough. But why did he feel the need to be so constantly mean toward me? Even after I told him to be more...

Interracial

A Little Place Called Heaven

It sounded easy, but wait till I tell you. Me and Jake O’Leary had just finished up a short-time bid for a bad-check beef at Warm Springs, a min-security bucket in Carson City, and through some scams we’d scraped together close to three thousand bucks, but we needed seven thou to buy into a major credit-card grift. We brainstormed and cogitated, trying to think of a way to top up our funds, and then Jake mentioned Benny Loomis, an inmate at Warm Springs who had recounted to us a scheme to...

Humor

Max and Rosie Pt 1

The shrill sound of the tea kettle shattered Max’s reverie. He was remembering when he and Rosie met thirty-eight years ago. Sighing deeply, he looked down at the yellow mug and remembered the vision of the two of them rowing down the Charles River that May morning, the night after their first date, the first of many, before shocking everyone they knew by getting married one April weekend while still in their senior year of college. He had been attending Harvard and she was at Radcliffe, a few...

Love Stories

Dee s Naughty Descent Chapter 03

A new beginning Some months later … Dee put the blunt to her full, red lips. She put the light to the tip and took in a deep draw. As the intoxicating smoke filled her lungs, she thought about her new life. Just a few months ago she was a teacher of rowdy, mindless fifth graders and a dutiful wife. Her life was routine. She was miserable. She had kept herself pure by all standards. She certainly did not smoke. Now, that life was behind her. She met Vic, a man in his early thirties. He taught...

Interracial

Linda and Me

She was lost in a universe of her own making. Gasping and crying out with each shuddering orgasm. I was getting close, but I didn’t want to give it up yet, so I slowed even more. Linda gasped and shuddered as I rolled my hips, gently fucking my stiff prick into her, sinking deep between her softly yielding pussy lips. She was so slick and wet that I could almost have slipped into her, hips and all. Her hot, buttery insides gripped my shafting cock as she came. I leaned forward to kiss her silky...

Incest

I Have a Dream

This is Julie...In college I'm studying Philosophy and Religious Studies. But for as long as I can remember I've always been fascinated by United States history and politics too. So it wasn't so surprising that the other day, as I was lounging nude on my garden chair, I began pondering about how we can have a better country and world.The inspiring words of Robert F. Kennedy came to me:“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask...

The Dark Side Complete Story

For those who are true AfroerotiK fans and keenly observant, they will realize that this story is a sequel to the Dominant Black Tales story. For those who are not as versed in my erotic tales, they can read the story of Bryan and his wife Rebecca in Dominant Black Tales. Everyone thinks that what they believe is right. It’s the mind’s self-preservation response. Most people aren’t self-aware enough to know what they believe or how they came to believe what they do or if their beliefs are...

LINDA AND ME

She was lost in a universe of her own making. Gasping and crying out with each shuddering orgasm. I was getting close, but I didn't want to give it up yet, so I slowed even more. Linda gasped and shuddered as I rolled my hips, gently fucking my stiff prick into her, sinking deep between her softly yielding pussy lips. She was so slick and wet that I could almost have slipped into her, hips and all. Her hot, buttery insides gripped my shafting cock as she came. I leaned forward to kiss her silky...

Lipstick on a Grad Student

A knocking on my apartment door woke me up. I looked over at my bedside clock and saw the it was 7:30 AM. This had better be good. I drew myself out of bed, pulled a shirt from my dirty laundry on over my boxers, and stumbled over to the front door. Just before I went for the knob, another round of knocking assaulted my ears. I opened the door, and on the other side stood a girl. College age. Probably maybe two or three years younger than me. I couldn't decide whether she looked...

Duty Honor Country Family Part Seven

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