A Tail of Onions
There’s an old saying, truth is stranger than fiction, and my friend Josh is pretty strange. He has an onion plant growing in a flowerpot in his apartment. It’s huge. It looks very old and bedraggled, and has something that looks like an old pocketknife sticking out of the dirt. You can just barely see it underneath all the onion leaves that got cut off or died and fell over. Josh told me, during one of our camping trips, about his first sexual experience with a girl. I tried to tell him about...