Jokes and GigglesChapter 361
If anyone who doesn't at least crack a smile at this, check your pulse, you may be dead!!! For those who spilt your coffee when you got to the punch line a lesson learned, you shouldn't read and drink at the same time!!! We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theater evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived, and...