Jokes and GigglesChapter 805
Two older gentleman are sitting on a bench, when one asks the other, “at our age, what would you rather have, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?” The other gent replies, “Parkinson’s. Better to spill half and ounce of scotch than to forget where you keep the bottle.” These are compliments of Allan California is the granola state ... If you take out the fruits and the nuts, all you have left are the flakes. A princess had a spell put on her so that everything she touched would melt. The king...