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When Times Are Toughby: counterparts199Mature audiences only - I'm a pacifist, and this is fantasy:"Times have been tougher. Since the nuclear wars society has rebounded and then stabilized. International treaty had hopefully made nuclear war a thing of the past. A rule of order has been established, creating strong senses of border, and allowing the full weight of a strong United Nations to come to bear on any nation crossing another's line. The only major exceptions are excessive...

Donna Takes Charge

Donna Takes Charge By The Qmoq, inspired and dedicated to TH. Now "She's a woman?" asked Amy. "Yeah," I replied. "You invited a woman here?" Portia sniffed, raising an eyebrow. "I guess I did." "But we're not lesbians." Amy was right. We weren't lesbians, though we occasionally gave a good impressionof them. Ah, I'm getting ahead of myself, I should start a bit further back. A Bit Further Back My name's Charlotte Adams, and I'm a singer-songwriter, mainly acoustic stuff.Observant...

The Chronicles Of Sonali 8211 Part 18 The Sporting Mom

“Ok, dear, explain, though. I know it’s going to be hard convincing.” “If you have shut down your mind not to be convinced, then it’s futile to explain.” “Ok, I am keeping an open mind. But you are asking a mother to have sex with her own son. Tell me honestly, how many mothers in real life even think of doing that in real life? Yes, there are lots of porn on the net on this, but most are actors, non-related and make-believe.” “Soni, the real mom son couples will only be fools to come out in...

Clara s Mind Controlling Tweets Chapter 9 Purity Club s Anal Delight

Chapter Nine: Purity Club's Anal Delight By mypenname3000 Commissioned by n1one Copyright 2020 Clara had made a list of who she wanted to spread rumors about at her school. In her stuffy bedroom, locked from the world, she felt like a god. Everything she typed out was believed. The terrible human beings at her school would make fake photos, the very best deep fakes technology could create, to make it look like Mrs. Daniels gangbanged her students, that the home ec club was all pregnant by...

Life is not fair

Life isn't fair Ramona was bored, went to Reddit to her favourite subreddit. Maybe something new there. Maybe she's is there as well. She loved reading her blunt comments. Loved how the persons those comments were targeted at reacted, obviously not sure how to properly react and with each reply only provoking a more sarcastic blunt reply. She knew nothing about her. Only that she's on Reddit. Trans, just like her, and hated people who don't respect them and treated them like their...

Forbidden love

Forbidden Love Ramona was bored, went to Reddit to her favourite subreddit. Maybe something new there. Maybe she's is there as well. She loved reading her blunt comments. Loved how the persons those comments were targeted at reacted, obviously not sure how to properly react and with each reply only provoking a more sarcastic blunt reply. She knew nothing about her. Only that she's on Reddit. Trans, just like her, and hated people who don't respect them and treated them like their...

Fuck Talk

==========One morning, GrushaVashnadze awoke to find his PMs filled with a steaming slut. Opening the message, he unintentionally kickstarted a series of double entendres that would change his erotica career forever.==========Subject Line: Let’s Be Friends?VioletVixen: Grusha!I just read your Alison series, and I'm completely obsessed. I hope this doesn’t come off too strong...?We might not be acquainted yet, but I hoped you could help me fine-tune my skills as a filthy writer. It’s always been...

Don t Be Too Familiar IV

DON'T BE TOO FAMILIAR IV Laura was no longer in a submissive position. Standing at her full height in heels, she was looking directly into Jacob's eyes. Her left hand is stroking her pet's back and continuing up her tail. The cat responded exceptionally positively to her ministrations. The naked youth smelling like a sub sandwich was lost for the subsequent appropriate response. "Well, put your clothes back on before you catch a cold," Laura commanded. Covered in oil and spices,...

Redheads In Trucks

(Author's note: I do a lot of flying in my work. One day I sat next to an actual Bubba. His total lack of even the basic elements of respect for women caused me to write this satire. Keep in mind the web page is a fake. Also, Sprite, thank you for editing my work. You are a true joy to work with.) The first of Bubba's Laws on Women. "If she ain't got a dick, she wants yours." I love women. I'll look at anything with tits. Big ones, small ones, short ones; tall ones all of 'em receive...

Be Careful What You Wish For

Author's Comment: This is another attempt to take a tired old plot idea and spruce it up with a little humor and a LOT of satire. So, if you're tired of reading the same old wimp-husband story, or a wife-sharing story, try this one on for size. If you actually get off on those kinds of stories, I give you fair warning that this one might not do it for you. And for those of you who are tired of stories about dense blond women ... here's one about a man instead. You know, life is pretty...

Case Study One the Politics of Miscegenation

The story that follows is meant as satire. It was written to poke fun at the racist base that supports our current president, whose name must not be mentioned. I failed to point this out when I first posted it and someone was kind enough to point that out without raking me over the coals. (Thanks, Tony.) I do find that the fascination with interracial sex is indeed laced with a healthy dose of racism. To consider black men to be fundamentally different as lovers from anyone just because they’re...

Love and Other Catastrophes

"How To Win Friends And Influence Enemies - With Mind Control!" The title seemed to jump out at me as I walked through the cluttered aisle. I stopped and had a look at my reading list. At first, I thought it was some kind of joke, but then, I spotted it on the list - strangely enough, it was required reading for one of my subjects. I picked up a copy and my jaw dropped when I saw the label - $150. It was way too expensive for me. Not for the first time, I cursed the publishing industry for...

Genesis 2 A Satire of Biblical Proportions

In the beginning, God created death and taxation. The heavens and the earth were then thrown in as an afterthought. And the earth was without form, and bankrupt. And the bladder of God moved, creating the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. No, no, he then said, make that a Bud Light: and he had one. And God drank the beer and it was good. And the Lord God grimaced and an enchanted gust of wind blew forth from him. And the Fart blew the waters of the earth together...

Forgotten Lay of Celebacy

(a sublime satire of porn myth) Pearl Halley sat with her son on their comfortable sofa in the living room. Den had already guessed he would need to pay good attention. Looking around at the sofa and the coffee table, he noticed they were especially tidy. Architecture magazines were stacked neatly. Cushions sat straight in a row. The TV was dusted and the glass looked crystal clear. Even the air smelled scrubbed. Closed curtains hung wrinkle free and the stereo system gleamed like fine...

A Page From a Charmed Life

I lead what many would call a charmed life, as it doesn't seem that I have an outward visible means of supporting myself. However the fact I don't leave the house each morning in a suit in a tie with a briefcase in hand does not mean that I don't have a job. I am a writer and columnist who has managed to stay somewhat anonymous. I'm syndicated in 38 papers across the US and Canada under an assumed name, IE: different than the one that appears on my mailbox or drivers license. I have written...

Far Future Fembot DarleneChapter 31 CiCi

Thoughts Soon after I rejoined the House again one of the most unusual 'bots I've yet encountered came to Lady Heather's - initially as a client. It took me a while to understand her, even though I was her first 'bot lover. CiCi represented a void in my sexual database knowledge that I didn't fully realize in the beginning. My new body conforms to all current standards, including having my RIN tattooed on the sole of my left foot, and standard fembot logo on my heel. I wear...

A Full Moon PhaseChapter 3 In the Colonel s Lair

The only man who ever frightened Maria sat behind his large desk in the Katzekeller office, a large space reconfiguring several rooms once notorious for whores sucking and fucking johns before the big war, the johns having been customers at the bar downstairs and the whores employees of the bar. A couple of other rooms remained used for such business, but were much larger and much more luxurious. His hazel eyes, similar to hers, gazed at her in their usual placid depth which hid the true...

Double TimeChapter 63

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.” —Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones “THE TYPICAL CLIMAX of a Shakespearean play comes in the third act.” There were a few titters in class and I had to think Ms. Levy knew exactly what she’d just said. “And that is where we find the death of Caesar and Marc Antony’s rousing speech, ‘Friends, Romans, Countrymen,...

To Murder and CreateChapter 11

I was wondering just what to say to Jim about how my hair got wet in the library, when I ran a hand through it and realized that ten minutes in the sun had rendered it reasonably dry -- and anyway, Jim would notice nothing. Jim, in fact, was in his doorway, depriving Billings of a chance to lean his canary-colored shirt against the jamb. "Hi," he said. "I think you've met Inspector Billings." "Lieutenant," said Billings. "We met on Monday, but we also spent some time together on...

Double TimeChapter 64

“After all, if you run far enough, no one can catch you.” —V.E. Schwab, A Gathering of Shadows WEDNESDAY MORNING, Brittany and I read our papers in Ms. Levy’s class—a one-page argumentative oration. We’d chosen ‘mandatory birth control’ as our topic. Brittany argued for and I argued against. Beca and I had worked hard to shape arguments for and against but had no idea what our counterparts, Desi and Brittany, would present. Since we didn’t know how they’d argue, we made up our own...

A Well Lived Life 2 Book 9 KamiChapter 45 Like Father Like Son

March 31, 1996, Chicago, Illinois I was reading the Chicago Tribune on Sunday morning, when I startled Birgit because I burst out laughing. I’d read about a fire at the Pasar Anyar Shopping Centre in Bogor, West Java, and the reports had said as many as 78 people had died. But now, the Trib was correcting that, saying rescuers had eventually noticed that 69 of them were mannequins! “What’s so funny?” Birgit asked. I explained what had happened and she laughed as well. I heard the back door...

The AwakeningChapter 3 The Cost of Doing Business

The woman is slim. Mauve satin blouse, navy-blue skirt, black high-heeled pumps. The hem of her skirt teases the backs of her knees. Taupe stockings with black seams. She's attractive; heavily madeup and her black bob is obviously a wig but of good quality. She falls to her knees and smiles. A faceless man approaches; his fly is undone and an enormous erection pokes out of his trousers. Her hand snakes out and she caresses the pulsing manhood quivering only inches from her face. As her...

Green Berets for the Sexual RevolutionChapter 19

We changed again, and headed off to Le Marquis for the evening. Art and Ray were to meet us, as guests of the house and the foundation. We introduced them to Aimee, the waitresses, and the dancers. Carol told us that she'd lead off the acts, in cheerleader role. "Melina will follow, and then Gerri, Edie, Mara, and Cathy. Betty won't be on stage tonight, as she's working with Iris. We may want to work a couple of more of the bar girls into the dance rotation, to give you all more...

The Viscounts DaughterChapter 2 Richard

Graduating from the drama school was not the key to immediate success, as much as I would dream of finding my big chance and thrilling the critics and the audience. The only audience I got at first were the shoppers in the supermarket where I stacked shelves. I had joined the Repertory theatre in Bath. In common with all repertories they existed in a world of little cash and make do and mend of costumes. You would appear the epitome of Elizabethan gentleman for a week and two weeks later...

Devil May CareChapter 2

Puffing, Dey came to a stop beside the squid who ran the “Fantastical Flavored Ice Slush” stand on the corner of her fifteen K run. It was worth the hassle it took to get there. She was on liberty for the last bit of her convalescence. But just because she was supposed to be recovering from surgery didn’t mean she wasn’t going to try and get ahead on her training. Leave when you were being trained at a secret military base, though, was a bit complicated. She had to ride with the stealthed...

Problems and SolutionsChapter 10

“Are you OK?” Rachel asked. “Tired. Six hours driving and nearly three in Milbrodale. Plus lunch.” “I’ll get something ready for dinner.” “How was your day?” “Somewhat troubling. I was at the Gallery. I went to get another look at Emily Floyd’s installation. Really to walk around in it. The pieces are quite large.” “Is that what troubled you?” “No. It was the whole thing. Remember last week we were talking about cultural appropriation?” “Of course.” “Well, I no longer know what it is....

Drawn ApartChapter 1

The years immediately following my divorce were good to me professionally even if they were unkind to me romantically. My boss retired six months after Julie and I signed the papers. She had been slowing down for a couple of years but her retirement still was surprising — at least to me. Beyond all reason I was immediately promoted to replace her and ordered to restructure the department top to bottom. It was easier than I thought it would be. I was given carte blanche to create what...

CounselingIntroduction

Hello, readers. This tale is my tribute to celebrities and other people who need to get their minds fixed up, and their lives straightened out. It is a satire, like all my stories. All opinions expressed by the themes are mine. If you disagree, that is your right and I hope you will excuse me. If I am not as familiar with my subjects as I should be, please correct me if you are more knowledgeable. Any mistakes in this story that were not caught by my editor and other advisors are my...

Laura s Story an Interracial Lesbian RomanceChapter 177

Laura was attending a meeting on another floor when she bumped into Randi in the ladies room. She had taken her hair out of braids, and for a moment Laura didn't recognize her except as some ravishing new black stunner whom she had never seen before. But then Randi turned, and they caught each other's eye. "Oh god, it's you!" Laura said. "You are so beautiful. It isn't just the braids." "Gosh, I'm glad of that," Randi said, sarcastically. They hadn't seen one another for weeks,...

Laura s Story an Interracial Lesbian RomanceChapter 182

Laura thought of it as the irony of fate. Her workload had increased, and along with it her importance to her company. They gave her an assistant, and it happened to be a charming young black woman who had recently graduated from college. April Worthington was twenty-three. She was not spectacularly pretty (like Shavon, for example). She had a broad face and a flattish nose, but her skin was smooth and dark, her mouth sensual, her eyes bright and intelligent. She had a trim, attractive...

Mother of a CheerleaderChapter 3

Danica realized that her secure life was certain to change now that her submissive nature had been so adroitly discovered by the conniving coach and by her very own daughter. She had heard about people calling someone their master or mistress, but never imagined in a million years it would happen to her. Suddenly she was powerless against the controlling Sarah and now her own daughter was against her. Dani recalled the greatest humiliation of her life when at Sarah's house the previous week....

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Tori Sings A New Song A What if Story! By Spanking Arts Disclaimer: This is fan fiction loosely based on the events taking place in the TV show Victorious. I do not own Victorious or the characters which appear in the show. This is a satire with spanking as part of the plot. All characters are adult 18 year-old or over in this story. If you don’t like that please go to another story. Please (R & R) Read and Review. It all started a the LA Songfest when Tori and Jade skated head to...

Game Of Thrones A Better EndChapter 2

Disclaimer: this is a parody, farce and covered by the rules of satire. It is loosely based on the books and show known and loved by fans as Game Of Thrones. However, just like the show and characters I do not own, the plots will differ from the actual plots. There is no financial gain in the writing or posting of this story. All characters are eighteen years-old or older in this ongoing story as new chapters are added in the future. Votes and Comments: Please read and vote and realize as an...

Double TearsChapter 135

“The artist lives to have stories to tell and to learn to tell them well.” —Criss Jami, Killosophy “I KNOW IT’S SHORT NOTICE,” John said. Yeah, if it had been any shorter, he’d have caught us all naked. Fortunately, he called before interrupting our party. I still wasn’t sure how secure anyone’s clothing was. He’d arrived ten minutes after the call. “I’ve been filming through the whole start of semester. I’ve got tape of the posters in the hall on time-lapse. The school is going to...

Double TearsChapter 136

“There’s no tragedy you can’t profit from.” —Henry Mosquera, Space Fandango: Backstabber’s Blues We all headed for Kokomo to watch Livy play basketball in the regionals. I mean a lot of people, not just my pod. Livy’s and Rachel’s parents, my parents, all the kids. Somehow, I ended up with Sophie in the front seat next to me and four kids taking the other options—Pey, Richard, Donnie, and Barb. Joyce and Lisa were a little miffed about not being able to ride with us but I couldn’t take...

Pax MultiChapter 8

Five days into the voyage, with the foundations for the cabin finished and the roof going up today, and Lou was beginning to feel a mite guilty about the fact that he had never told his wife what being transgender actually meant. It was one of the things about being married to an alien – especially an alien so ... well, alien from the human norms. Beatrice had absorbed a huge amount of information about the human race, and was learning more every day as the lighthugger slowly accelerated out...

The Count of Monte CristoChapter 99 The Law

We have seen how quietly Mademoiselle Danglars and Mademoiselle d'Armilly accomplished their transformation and flight; the fact being that every one was too much occupied in his or her own affairs to think of theirs. We will leave the banker contemplating the enormous magnitude of his debt before the phantom of bankruptcy, and follow the baroness, who after being momentarily crushed under the weight of the blow which had struck her, had gone to seek her usual adviser, Lucien Debray. The...

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A Thanksgiving to remember

a slightly altletic build. It was thanksgiving morning and as usual we went to my aunts house around 12 to join the family for some fun before we ate dinner. every one was sitting around in my aunts home, it was a huge house with many rooms and pool outside. It was far to cold for the pool. I got bored so I deiced to go to the den and watch some football on the big screen. I got down into the large den that was in the basement of the house and it was quite dark and secluded with a...

The Final Gift

Eleven A. M. The phone chirps. Chirps. Chirps. Chirps. Insistent. Like an excerpt from some Hitchcockian nightmare. Jeff struggles up from the depths, irritated, his much-needed sleep disturbed. In the last ten years, sleep has become a precious commodity. He works while sane humanity sleeps. Daylight is for business: banking, shopping, ordering, selling, the occasional odd job to make ends meet, in short, sleeplessness. His circadian rhythms are all askew. Fifteen years earlier, following...

Cuckold or Twink Prt 3 There were Six in the Bed and the little One said

It's so easy to get ahead of myself, tell you juicy stuff before I need to. Such as when Frank began texting Ruth out of the blue on Saturday evening and asking her to be ready for him within the hour. When he arrived, he never bothered coming in to say hi. No, not Frank. He just honked his horn and waited. If she weren't out within a minute, he'd sound it again. Then it would be a blind panic, and she'd hurry down from our room and go directly out without so much of a word. She would be...

Romance With Friend 8217 s Sister

This sex story is about how I got lucky with my friend’s sister, how I proposed her in the party at the first sight, how things turned out between us and finally made me cum for the first time in my life and that too without masturbating. Hi Friends, I am bay area boy currently living in SF, USA. I had few romantic stories in my life but the story that I am about to write is special which happened almost 10 years ago when I was studying my bachelors and every bit of it is real. My native place...

The Delight of a Mean Spirit

The Delight of a Mean Spirit By The Professor I didn't know it at the time, but while I was enjoying one of the happiest days of my life, I was being cursed. It was a fantastically beautiful spring day in Boulder. Even without the enhancement of magical weather control, I think it would have been beautiful. The skies were virtually cloudless (rain was only permitted at night) and the temperature was warm without being hot. It was shorts and halter-top weather for girls, and the...

Return of Magic The Rogue Teuton Section 1 The Tome of Severius the Roman Part II

Return of Magic: The Rogue Teuton, Section 1: The Tome of Severius the Roman Part II By SsiRuuk25 The morning came to soon for Larisa. She had lain awake last night for several hours, unable to cry, yet unable to get to sleep. When she finally did, her sleep was filled with nightmares. Finally, early in the morning, the nightmares stopped and Larisa was able to sleep peacefully. Then the sun shone in through the barred window of her cell, shining right in her eyes. Larisa tried...

Coronation

Notes. This is my first TG story, so please, have mercy! I will forewarn that this is an identity death story. If you aren't a fan of the identity death genre, then please avoid giving criticism for that reason alone. But this is also meant to be a horror story. So if you enjoy horror stories then perhaps consider giving it a read. I wanted to avoid just jumping to the erotic scenes as quickly as possible, but if you are here for that, then jump to chapter seven. The story does...

Two person famliy

Tyson now 18 years old had his first sexual act with is mother Lucy when she was 34. She had had Tyson very young to some pretty boy school football player. She did not regret having Tyson although Tyson was an unsurely big infant is mother bored him and raised him they only had each other. She never married and she never had and long-term boyfriends she did go out and satisfy her needs when she felt it but never did bring it home with her. They had no family her mother died 5 years after Tyson...

Done by Choice

Would you believe it that what I am about to tell was done by choice. Really it was a queer find, me finding a coke bottle painted pink and having a cork plugged into the neck of it, when I removed the cork, low and behold there came a cute as sexy very feminine a Genie. Commonplace to what is thought of a Genie, she was elated to being set free from her bottle, and was willing to grant me three wishes. As asked, she suggested her fancy was for making middle-aged men like me to looking like...

Laura s Story an Interracial Lesbian RomanceChapter 286

Amber Grant rolled over and nuzzled Laura's naked back with her nose, encircling Laura's body with both long arms at the same time and cupping each of Laura's breasts in her hands. Laura could feel Amber's own soft, puffy nipples and small, perfect breasts pushing into the skin of her back, a sensation that immediately aroused her all over again. "Come with me into the living room," Amber murmured, "and we'll sit naked in front of the big windows and watch the city down below and...

A New Temptation Ch 02

Here’s my second installment of ANT. This segment will observe the progression of Elaine and Alex’s relationship. You also learn more about Elaine. No promises on the next chapter, however, I’m find it more difficult to leave these two characters. Please comment and vote! All advice is deeply appreciated. WF ***** A fortnight had passed since Alex lost the map to Lady Elaine. For the two weeks, she had plagued his thoughts. He wondered about her scholarly pursuits. Besides acquiring maps,...

Encountering the EnergistsChapter 4 Another Brick in the Wall Part 1 thru Part2

Time Irrelevant: Within the Energists' Universe After reviewing the events surrounding my funeral and that rejuvenating period of rest with Kaleigh, I was once again ready to jump back into instructing the Energists. I performed a quick review of all the concepts I had previously helped the Energists acquire on this journey towards their becoming individual physical beings. Not surprisingly, all the Energists were able to articulate a solid grasp of that material. Several of the more daring...

The Benefits of FriendsChapter 28 Secrets and Friends

Another week of classes, another week of projects and assignments, and another week of domesticity seemed to fly by, and then the day of Clara and Jason's visit was upon us. They had decided to take a bus from the airport in San Francisco, and we agreed to pick them up at the bus depot in nearby Palo Alto. Of course, it was only by Rhonda's largesse that we were able to offer even that minor assistance to them. The greetings in the bus station were loud and friendly, with most of the noise...

Mistakes

This is just a bit of fun. It was supposed to be quite short, but it sort of got away from me. It pokes a little fun at the cuckold stories on the site. As such it could have found a home in ‘Loving Wives’ but I think that would put the emphasis in the wrong place. It could have gone into ‘Humour and Satire’, I suppose. Yes, I agree the tale is a little far fetched, and the moral issues raised are complex, but don’t let that spoil your fun! If it does – stop reading: there is enough suffering...

Let Go 1

Before continuing I should probably introduce myself, My names Jack, I’m a teenager, still at school and living with my parents. Looking forward to leaving it soon tbh. I’m pretty shredded but only got that way recently. I used to be really skinny but needed something extra to really put me on the dating spectrum. I think I’m heterosexual but have delved into some gay stuff before. Sadly, I’m too shy to find out and ask someone but I’m working on it. I’ve also got short brown hair, brown eyes...

Sister s helping hand pt I

That evening l went to the local as l had been working quite hard when l returned Tina and Rick were in bed, so l turned in. I over slept and was woken by Tina shouting from downstairs, on hearing her voice flashbacks of the previous afternoon’s fun with my sister came flooding back, l took hold of my cock to gently roll the foreskin down my shaft. The bedroom door open and Tina informed me it was 8am and she had made breakfast, l said l’ll skip breakfast, but would love a hand job, Tina...

Cruise Ship Hypnosis Pt 03 Ch 01

In Cruise Ship Hypnosis, Part 01, Chapter 1, Katie Thatcher was introduced as a stage hypnotist entertainer performing a popular cruise ship show. More importantly, she is also a trained hypnotherapist who holds group sessions to help with a multiplicity of problems such as ending a smoking habit, losing weight, etc. She also holds private sessions for people with more delicate and personal difficulties. Her husband, Matt, serves as manager and agent. Her role as hypnotherapist led her,...

Between the Fucking Line

Preface: I am not trying to paint an erotic picture here. I am merely trying to be tongue-in-cheek, satirizing the somewhat trite cliches and images that abound here. I’m not trying to piss anyone off, so please, don’t take it personal. I know I wouldn’t. Thanks a bunch. * * * * * I lost in thought at the moment, thinking about the malaise endemic to society in recent weeks. I was also thinking about how cool it would be to have an 11-inch cock. Soft. ‘Boy, bet that would hurt though. It...

Tumbling off the Cliff Ch 08

Some people are walking disaster areas, so what would happen if a very together and successful man falls for a ditzy but sexy woman? Sparks fly between Mitch and Lisa in this romantic story. It is a slow build to hot sex in later chapters, with lots of clashes of personality and misunderstanding in-between. * Shivvy sat listening to Lisa rant on about Mitch later that night. ‘Lisa, you’re going to have to tell him about the baby,’ ‘No I don’t.’ ‘Yes you do. He’s responsible for it, and...

The Royal Hotel Pt 4

CHAPTER 19 GWEETO ROSELLI SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE: The Morning was bright and cheery. I opened my eyes to see Beverly who was scrambling under the covers of our bed. I lay on my back making believe that I was still asleep. I could feel her big tits rub across my left leg as she positioned herself between my legs. We had fallen asleep while still in the nude after another terrific love making session of the night before. We had come back from the badger hole where we poked a hole in the wall of a...

The Artist s Muse

Chapter One Chateau Bertrand, Paris, 1795 From the shadows, Roland Bertrand watched the young woman paint onto a canvas with delicate strokes. His library was illuminated by tapers, and they cast a soft glow on the dark- skinned beauty who was immersed in her art. She was now focusing on the figures, but from the distance, Roland could not make out the exact nature of the scene. No doubt this painting will be a gift from my brother, thought Roland, drawing closer to the woman. The candle...

My life with vampirism finale

"Happy birth day sam. I hope you know we love you." "Please don’t. I don’t wa-" She leaned in and kissed me. "Now forget all this happened and go to sleep. You fell and got hurt." I saw her flash me those eyes and then I just blacked out. "God damn it sam youre such a kid. Youll see soon. Youre stuck here now. Get comfy." she left and walked downstairs. "Hes out. But he put up a good fight." "Shouldn’t have told him. Did you wipe his mind?" "All done and I honestly think the kids...

Home alone with Alyssa part 5

Chapter 20. Forgiveness, Jack and Grace make up After telling Alyssa to leave, so he can talk with her mother Jack kissed Grace with every ounce of passion he has, for what seems like an eternity. He’s still nude from the waist down, after being caught red handed; so to speak, having sex with his teenage stepdaughter by his wife; her mother of all people. If it weren’t for Alyssa’s quick thinking, and the way she ever so sweetly reminded them of the marriage vows they took two years ago;...

Home alone with Alyssa part 3

It’s now early Sunday morning in the beach front hotel honeymoon suit, where last night; Grace, Brad’s stepmother joined in with him and her daughter Alyssa for a steamy, but unexpected threesome. Now Brad lays awake staring up at the ceiling with his arms folded under his head. Alyssa’s laying beside him sound asleep. He cant sleep, the idea of how and why his stepmother, just suddenly decided to forgive him for seducing her daughter. Then of all things, she joined him and Alyssa for a...

Long time fandom

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Home alone with Alyssa part 2

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