After the Womanless pageant Confession
"Perhaps if you get out this side, the dress will just pull on behind you," suggested his mother. "Here, hold my hands and I'll pull." At first Tabitha appeared to be stuck like a cork inside a bottle but, bit by bit, he managed to extricate himself from the seat and then get a foot out of the door and onto the ground. With his mother pulling for all she was worth, he suddently 'popped' out onto the driveway. His mother landed on her backside and started laughing. Getting up...