The Return of Ann Next Door
The title is a bit misleading because it begins before my fling with Ann Next Door. It goes back about 10 years to when I was still married and hosting big Christmas Eve parties with my then wife. It was your basic open house, lots of food and booze; family would pop in and out, and the same for the neighbors. My crush on Ann Next Door was in full effect by then, but we were both married and I wasn't about to act on it unless I was alone and there was a bottle of baby oil nearby. Regardless,...