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“Welcome back, John,” Xi, as Roxanne’s temporary second in command, greeted me as our group came through the portal to our Loegrian side base. “Nice to be back,” I replied with a smile as I looked around at the slightly expanded camp. “Yes, we’re getting a few new arrivals,” Xi confirmed as Roxanne came up. “That’s true, Seers Jemima, Abi and Adsila are here, along with several more Mages and investigatory teams from the civilised Earths,” Roxanne added to Xi’s information. “We’ve also...

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I stood next to Roxanne and Kate on the surface of Nansack as we watched a Higher Power approach. “Greetings,” we all said politely as it observed us when it came to a halt. “Greetings to you, Mages.” “We wish to speak to you of the Akhhlognuisi and the desire of several thousand to return to this, their home world,” Roxanne carefully stated. “The children of this planet will always be welcome here.” “What of the Yr’ch? Can you keep them from here now?” “We can. This Earth is now immune...

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“We have detected an unusual Orc, who appears to be directing the Adept’s investigation team on certain occasions,” Lagertha announced during the morning meeting. “Do we have a visual?” Roxanne asked. “It is shielded from us, but the Orc analysts call it a Seeker and their surface thoughts inform us it’s clad all in red and is supposed to be as ugly as sin, though none have seen its face.” “Open a file on it and see if we can set off an incident they can trace to us where we can observe it...

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Simon rang Joanna on Monday and Tuesday evenings. They talked for an hour each time and learnt more about each other, childhood and schooling, their degree courses and through this much more of their views on all sorts of things. They also found time to laugh and tell each other of their love. Towards the end of their conversation on Tuesday Simon could no longer bear it. "I'm going to come up to Putney tomorrow evening. I've got to see you again, Jo-Jo. I can't wait until...

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You know how everyone says their job is shit? Well, mine is. Literally. So this is the tale of how I ended up, not just doing porn, I mean, yeah, daddy issues, blah, blah, but how I ended up doing scat porn and the person responsible for it. Aside from my dad, that is. Ah, just kidding, dad. Love you lots! No the one person responsible was a man. It’s always a man for us girls, and me a bit as well, I guess. So who am I? Well, when this story starts, I’m Judy Bellingham, 21 y/o, at uni...

Night Out

“You’re not fucking going out like that, you slut!” screamed Bunny’s mum as she made her way to the door of their small flat. “You look like a fucking whore!” “Oh fuck off, Mum!” Bunny screamed back at her mum. “I’ll wear what I fucking like!” “Or not wear! Don’t you have any fucking knickers? Or are you gonna show your cunt to every fucker?” “Fuck off!” sneered Bunny. “You can’t tell me what to fucking do or wear!” She glanced at her image in the hall mirror, half of which was obscured by...

Alison Goes To London Chapter 13 Making Love

Alison trudged despondently homeward-bound up Tottenham Cunt Road. She was numb, bewildered, livid. “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!” she screamed. There was no reaction from any passers-by, for whom the word, in Enlightened Europe of the twenty-first century, was mere background noise. “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CLAIRE?” Alison shouted into the middle-distance. “WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING…” – she quietened her voice now, so as not to cause public offense – “… ‘love’ me? What the...

Alison Goes to London chapter 9 The Prettiest Whore That You Ever Did See

Claire was delighted to see Alison back at the Academy, and gave her a long sloppy tongue-suck the moment she reappeared in the Money Lab. That she appeared hand-in-hand with Eva was a shock, and elicited a twinge of jealousy at first – but Alison deflected it with another of her mother’s unassailable moral aphorisms: “The fruits of fucking are joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, gentleness…”“Oh shut up, Al. Here, join us, Eva.” And so the three girls – blonde Claire, brunette Alison,...

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore chapter 3

Charlie had had a productive day, by his standards. He had finished sequencing another song, and was now sitting at his desk in his study sorting out some sundry paperwork. He was surprised Tracy was wasn’t back yet – it was nearly five o’clock. And after all she had been fired from her last job, hadn’t she? And it was just a job interview this morning, wasn’t it? Oh yes, she’d been in a bad mood first thing, hadn’t she, about her smoking? (Charlie had almost forgotten.) “Girls,” muttered...

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I wake up, and I don’t know where I am or what time it is. The sun is streaming through the window, a rich, warm sunlight like nothing we ever get back in London, but it feels like the middle of the night. I’ve never felt this completely disoriented in my entire life. I look around, taking in a small room dominated by a half dozen cheap mattresses lying on the floor. There’s a hookah next to where I’m lying, and it definitely brings back a few memories-someone told me that a ball of hash...

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It's only minutes into the crossing and already the pitch and roll of the boat have unsettled Natalie's stomach. She casts a glance at the girl sitting directly opposite, sees her pretty face in profile ablaze with anticipation as she stares directly ahead. Across the bay squats Vidor Island, the curtain walls of its castle and formidable keep silhouetted against the back-lit horizon, the parting gift of the Sun's recent departure.Apart from a shy, 'Hi!' on climbing down into the boat, the...

Coaching My Sister 1

[u]Chapter One I just had my thirty-second birthday. I have one sibling; my younger sister Deborah - or Dee – who’s twenty-eight. Since early adulthood my work has taken me all over the country and we lost touch, meeting up for Christmas and birthdays, but apart from that contact was infrequent; just the odd phone call or flying visit now and then. Despite that, we have always been close, and I have finally returned to our home town on a permanent basis, so we see each other regularly...

The Tabatha Diaries Ch 4

My view of the world and of my sister was altered forever that day. Previously, I’d held a rather naïve view that boys had dirty minds and girls were more or less above all that. But Tabatha had said things that went beyond my own wicked fantasies. And she spoke of sexual experience that I had never guessed she had. She had tasted cum and sucked cocks. From my perspective as a virgin, my sister was a slut. I felt a strange mix of jealousy and admiration and excitement at that thought. ...

The Tabatha Diaries Ch 3

The roles were reversed at breakfast as I now had little interest in Tabatha’s thighs after a morning wank, but I kept catching Tabatha sneaking glances at my crotch. In fact, her general attitude to me changed after that. She was much more friendly and interested. She asked me things and looked very directly in my eyes when we spoke. There was an intensity in her gaze that I found disconcerting. It was like she was trying to tell me something with her eyes or testing me to see if I could...

Alison Goes to London chapter 8 Strangers in the Fucking Night

“Are you sure it’s gonna be okay?” asked Alison. She was sitting in the back of a black London taxi, sandwiched between her parents.“Yes, honeypot,” replied her mother, “Professor Cuntslicker has sorted it all out. The black boy has left the country – isn’t that right, Bill? – and he knows not to come back. His sister now knows that it wasn’t your fault, and is really sorry for hurting you. She wants to make it up to you – isn’t that good?”Alison wasn’t so sure. It sounded good in theory. But...

Two Can Play Ch 05

‘It’s been nearly a month,’ Rachel ruefully admitted to Kate. They were looking through racks of clothes in a major store, though neither felt much enthusiasm. ‘This is all so dreary. Dark and dull colours.’ Rachel plucked out a dress that fully answered to her description and held it in front of her. Kate shook her head. ‘Awful.’ The dress was replaced and they wandered away to investigate another rack. ‘Do you include Paul when you say it’s been nearly a month?’ Kate enquired. ‘Yes.’ ...

Alison Goes to London chapter 4 Fucking Fuck My Fucking Cunt With Your Fucking Fuck Stick

Friday 30th September, 2050Dearest Mommy,I am sooooo sorry it has taken me so long to write. I have been so fucking busy – or vice versa! The first two weeks of this term have been the fuckingest I have ever had in my life. In Cunts’ classes we have been doing every variation of cock-in-cunt fucking I have ever heard of: mish, cowgirl, doggy, spoons, sideways, corkscrew, sitting, wheelbarrow, standing – you name it! I never knew there were so many ways of just getting my pussy fucked! Cunts...

The Man Of Sin Chapter 7 1

The panel broke free of the ceiling and struck a student, the corner cutting him from his temple to the middle of his forehead and sending blood pouring onto the floor. Everyone in the hallway was either left petrified or frantic, hearing the crash and the cry of pain. Thane was there, still taking pictures of the school and now finding something to photograph. This was no coincidence. In the crowd, Daphne licked her lips in sadistic ecstasy. She had dreamed of having power like this...

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I'm finding it hard to begin this last chapter, the road to my story's conclusion such a crooked path to retread. I'll start with the day after Karen and Milly finally got it together. As soon as we had waved Milly off at the station, I decided enough was enough. I wanted no more to do with her. But to erase her from my mind, my life, there could be no more of those hedonistic weekends in our favourite haunts. I would have to isolate myself from our social clique, acquaintances and friends....

Descent

The sequel to Contraction. “Your future is with me now.” With those six words I became Cody’s boyfriend and he became my saviour. Jenny and I were over. Two years of an incredible sexual journey had ended with threats and recrimination. I had been thrown out of the house I had shared with her for almost the entire relationship, and a cloud of humiliation lie heavy over my head. Jenny had pictures and videos of some very intimate moments, ones I would prefer the world didn’t see, visual...

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Phoebe s Treats The Christmas Ball

Summer had moved through autumn. Long warm days, full of bright sunshine, had transitioned into cooler shorter days, full of pretty fall colours and then to winter. Bitingly cold, short days with the ever-present promise of frost and snow.It was just fourteen more sleeps until Christmas day. The decorations were in the shops. The lights were strung along the streets and malls. The air full of cinnamon and spicy scents and everyone seemed to be playing holiday music as the excitement...

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The smelly little slapper who performed in the Call on Me video, for example, wearing nothing but a skintight black lycra suit which shows off her tits and has only a thin strip on the front to hide her feminine lips and an even THINNER strip at the back that goes up the crack of her nice, round, pert bum-cheeks. She pumps her hips and dances like a little slapper. Her legs are all naked and smooth and shiny like she's all sweaty from her filthy little body-twitches. It is wrong for a...

Francis to Frances

Dad always referred to them as Aunt Matilda and Aunt May but actually Matilda is my dad's aunt and May is just her special friend, and they are at least fifty years old and dedicated to each other and dedicated to their local church and it's pastor Pastor Taylour. Dad made all the arrangements and the first time I really met them as a grown up was when I rolled up on their doorstep off the Greyhound bus one late summer afternoon with all my worldly goods in a couple of suitcases. I...

Discovering Melissa s Dirty Little Secret

I am happy in my relationship with my new girlfriend, Melissa. We see each other often but still, have those moments of freedom or ‘free time’ as we like to call it. The sex is outstanding and she has a voracious appetite for fucking. She is kinky, perverted sometimes, and has proven that anything goes as far as sex is concerned, which is great. I would say we are like-minded in that respect.Our relationship is fairly new, and recently, I have been staying over at her flat a little longer than...

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The shirt and the tights are damp and stained off my sweaty body. I'm also kinda soiled at the back, if you know what I mean. My body stinks of B.O. and fish and faeces. My arm pits are smelly. I stink between my hips, like fish at the front, and faeces at the back. I have no friends. Nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a smelly loser. I get bullied and mocked by the bitchy popular valley-girls, they gossip and giggle about me, about how I stink, about my lame clothes, about how much...

SCENE ON A GOLF COURSE

Aaaaaahhh! Dear God, I’ve never had a three-iron used like this before! My knees buckle and I almost collapse, as you relentlessly push its long shaft even further into me, and its ribbed plastic grip rasps along the walls of my vagina. This was so unexpected: I’m bewildered, and don’t know what to do – but now my body is taking over, responding to your mouth and hands and (aaahh, fuck!) what you are doing between my legs, and my hips are bucking in time with your urgent forceful...

Keep it in the family 0

It was on such an occasion that mum came to me and said “run a bath please” well I thought it was for her but it was for me and Sarah. I was told to get in and no sooner than I was in Sarah was plonked in with me. This to me was rather embarrassing because here I was going on 13 years old with my six year old sister in the bath. Mum said she had no time to bath her on her own because dad had called and said she was needed at a convention 20 miles away. Well Sarah splashed around quite...

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Like most girls of her own age Rosalie enjoyed socialising, fashion, shopping and horse riding around the countryside surrounding the picturesque village. Rosalie’s friends were a little more brash than she and also enjoyed the company of the young men who inhabited the village! But Rosalie respected good Christian values and did not socialise or flirt with the boys. All through school she had rejected any advances and now, at the age of 20 she was still a virgin! The young men now largely...

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One morning Uncle Bear cooked them some porridge for breakfast. As the porridge was too hot to eat, the Three Bears decided to take a walk in the woods while it cooled. They had not been gone long when a young girl named Goldilocks came along. She had been picking flowers and had wandered into the woods. She was very pretty, her long curly golden hair tied back from her freckled face with blue ribbons, skipping along in a short, pale blue, lace-edged dress so occasionally her yellow...

Nursing Girls

By Homealone_447 Elizabeth, Veronica and Daniela finally made the decision to spend their vacation on Elizabeth’s parents country house. They planned to leave at 7 am Saturday morning but, as expected for a group of untroubled teenagers, at 10 am they were just finishing packing. One hour later they were on the highway cheerfully taking about their boyfriends and their sexual adventures. * * * Been a cheerleader at her high school football team for several years, had really...

The Best Week of my Life Pt7

Four o'clock in the afternoon, and I looked down dejectedly as another text message came through offering well wishes but apologies for absence. This latest one from Bonnie Tranter was a real body blow. My own fault, I guessed, for giving such short notice, I'd hoped nonetheless that a dozen close friends and relatives might mark the occasion. Yet half that amount now seemed wildly optimistic. Espying my long face, Sophie offered a look of condolence, supplemented by the consolatory words:...

Anna and the first date 3

Anna was paranoid her boss had somehow found out about her naughty experience at the school building site. He was becoming more and more suggestive towards her. It was obvious that she made his cock stir, numerous times she noticed a definite bulge in his pants when she was near him. That morning she had been daydreaming about the joiner’s cock and was permanently moist. She hoped her boss wouldn’t detect the smell of her pussy juices as they leaked into her knickers. She had on her signature...

Chesterbury Tales Pt 02

It is Winter 1966. When five couples find themselves stranded at a remote high class inn by extreme weather conditions, they amuse each other by relating stories of an erotic nature, as well as taking part in all kinds of private and group sexual activities. Chapter Two : The Travellers Rest Inn On that same morning, when many couples throughout the country were starting the day with bodies joined together at the groin, Julie awoke slowly with a comforting hand nestling between her warm, damp...

Tales From The Bar No 3

Hi, my name’s Patricia but people usually call me Trish. You might remember me from the story that Maz told of her ‘fun night’ with that young tart, Naomi. At the time, she asked me to write about what happened to me, but I really didn’t want to. I felt that what had happened between me and Sandra was too private and intimate. It was only after I read her version that I felt I had to. I needed to redress the balance.Everybody goes on and on about how lovely and sweet and kind Sandra is, which...

One Way Conversation

Brian stood outside Jenny’s front door for what seemed like ages. He didn’t know what to expect, but hoped that she would be clairvoyant. Would she just know he was there? His eyes bounced around the four corners of the doorway looking for a way in that didn’t need him to press the doorbell. His thick-rimmed glasses started to cloud over as a result of his rising breath in the cold night air.He questioned why he was there? Wondered what she would look like and whether he was doing the right...

Emma Ch 26

Charlotte had gradually drifted away from Emma’s bed, and was now spending far more time with Josephine who had by virtue of her steadfastness and reliability displaced the more demanding Emma from primacy in her affections. Quite often these days, Charlotte and Josephine would spend their evenings together in Josephine’s pleasant one-bedroom flat amongst all the fluffy toys and cushions. She found so much more pleasure from just resting in Josephine’s arms without the demands for passionate...

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