Death By Misadventure Part 6
Consciousness returns to me slowly, like a kitten whose trust I lost through playing too roughly. It exacts a cruel retribution, each moment of lucidity more uncomfortable than the last. My back feels cold, there's a nasty taste in my mouth, and an orchestra consisting solely of a percussion section is performing an extended symphony at the back of my skull. There's only one conclusion I can draw: I'm in for the mother, father, brother, sister, aunt, uncle and second cousin twice removed...