From Ignorance to Bliss
I was sitting in the Student Union with Melissa and her roommate. The Sir Mix A Lot song "I like big butts" came on and Melissa commented that she didn't understand the attraction. I thought this was funny because Melissa had a really nice ass which I had admired many times in her tight jeans."Asses are just so nasty and dirty""I don't know, I find a nicely shaped butt very attractive.""Really, I can't see it" Melissa said"Well, maybe Sir Mix A Lot is into anal sex." said Melissa's roommate.I...