Made to watch
So after the masturbating in the toilet at work fiasco, which resulted in you missing your deadline, tearing your skirt, having to go about with no knickers on, and then having to cook dinner for your Bestie girlfriend and me, it was really all starting to get a bit much. You just wanted to go to your room and have a quiet cry and a bit of a wank to finish yourself off.Instead, you had to prepare a three-course dinner at which we all drank rather too much wine. The conversation inevitably...