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I had recently started a new job, you all know how that can be, getting to know the way the company works and also getting to know your new colleagues. The blokes were all okay, but, the office staff would take longer to get to know.

I mentioned to one of my workmates that I had my eye on one of the girls in particular.

‘What’s the small blond like?’ I asked during our break one day. The girl in question was quite petite, about 5 feet 2 inches tall, perfectly shaped legs, deep hazel eyes, and very good looking.

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