You need to cum several times a day. Well, you don't need to, but you can. And you can use whatever or whoever you want to relieve yourself of your semen build up whenever you like. In this house you are given free reign in sex and debauchery, and you take advantage of this freedom often.
Liesl
2 years ago
Freefalling Freestyle By Elliot Reid "What are we going to do with you?" the woman asked, flatly. There was no answer to that. I stared at my fingernails. They were long and well-manicured, though unpainted and unpolished. They were also unfamiliar. They belonged to a teenaged girl I'd never met. I was trapped in a duplicate of her body, powerless. I saw no way out. I was sitting in a bare office with closed blinds obscuring the neon New York night. The glazing kept out the traffic noise...
1 year ago
YourFreePorn.tv is a domain that sounds like yet another free porn tube. It’s such a perfect fit that I’d bet money was their original plan. It’s actually an amateur site, and it’s not entirely free. (Spoiler alert: you get a few free views per day before you’re suddenly cut off.)The logo at the top calls Your Free Porn “the Best Amateur Site of the Year!” It doesn’t say who gave them the honor, but I’m not too worried about it. I’m less concerned about awards and more about what’s on the menu....
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3 years ago
I went with my mother to visit one of our neighbors. She was a very attractive lady, but she had just been through a pretty rough divorce and my mother wanted me to come with her to help out with a few things are better left for a young man to do. I spent part of the afternoon getting a few things done. Simple tasks like moving a items around the garage and putting a few things in the shed in the back yard since the cooler season was beginning. Just as we were about to leave, she mentioned...
4 years ago
It was fast approaching Halloween, and I was really getting excited about it this year – for a very good reason. I’d had my eye on my brother’s best friend Jay for a long time and as we’d all arranged to meet at a Halloween costume party, now was the perfect opportunity to carry out my seductive plans. I desperately wanted to lose my virginity to this handsome Adonis. With his long dark hair, athletic body (him and my brother Luke were both on the school soccer team), and hazel eyes, he was...
1 year ago
It was fast approaching Halloween, and I was really getting excited about it this year - for a very good reason. I'd had my eye on my brother's best friend Jay for a long time and as we'd all arranged to meet at a Halloween costume party, now was the perfect opportunity to carry out my seductive plans.I desperately wanted to lose my virginity to this handsome Adonis. With his long dark hair, athletic body (him and my brother Luke were both on the school soccer team), and hazel eyes, he was...
First Time
2 years ago
elle sais mettre en valeur dans ses leggings (que je sais savourer quand elle ce baisse pour ramasser quelque chose ...) qu'elle porte tout le temps au travail, elle porte le plus souvent un t-shirt assez moulant un leggings et une chemisier par dessus son haut. C'est une femme assez attirante, souriante et joyeuse de vivre, de ce que je sais a en discuter avec elle, elle était marier avec un homme un peu plus jeune qu'elle avec qu elle a eu 3 enfants, mais la situation c 'est tendue et elle...
MILF
4 years ago
I guess I probably thought too much and too often about what I had done with my sister. I was truly distraught and sorry and consumed by guilt. She was only fourteen years old, still a child. How could I have done such a thing... or allowed her to do what she did? Despite, or maybe because of my thoughts I found that my dreams were of Irene. Not good dreams. She was my little sister and she always wanted to see and hold my penis. In my dreams, that is. And I'd wake up just as the little...
1 year ago
This is my first attempt at erotica. Let me know what you think. Kaori was the very definition of exceptional. She was so damn affluent and beautiful. Coveted by many only swayed by one. Since she could remember it had always been just her and her father Rei. As far as she was concerned he was the most brilliant man she'd ever encountered. He was also the only man she considered worthy of her time. Every day after school she would shower then go to his study to practice violin and piano....
Incest
1 year ago
I am a 35 years old man who has a beautiful wife, and a 4 year old daughter. Things were good between me and my wife. We used to be happy. But lately she’s this cranky bitch all the time who always rants about everything going on at her work. She always yells at me, at our child. Obviously our sex life is getting affected because of this more than ever. I wanted peace. One of my colleagues suggested me a dating app one evening. He showed me how to use it, told, “You just gotta right...
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1 year ago
I had been a teacher at Norwood junior school for 2 years and still thought to myself how lucky I was to have found such an ideal school. Norwood itself was a medium sized village, almost a town in fact yet quite isolated and mainly comprising middle class folk who were polite and friendly. This was my first teaching post since leaving university and many of my friends who I was with there were so jealous that I had landed such an enviable position. All though the only drawback was that I...
2 years ago
Hermione didn’t sit in the same compartment as Harry and Ron did on the Hogwarts express, she and Ginny had found a compartment for themselves. Ron thought he and Hermione had argued and kept telling Harry to go apologize.Harry finally got tired of Ron and reminded him that Prefects needed to patrol the train. Ron grudgingly left the compartment leaving Harry alone. Harry’s thoughts immediately turned back to Sirius and the prophesy. Hermione had been able to keep these thought away for a...
4 years ago
"Come on, Matt," Marni whined. "You still have an hour left before you're done. Just go in back and get a stack of each and put 'em on the floor. By the time that's done, your shift will be almost over."Matt turned and walked away from her without saying a word. He hated this fucking job. He was home from his freshman year in college and his parents made him get a job for the summer. Abercrombie & Fitch was it. It was ridiculous. He barely made any money, and he had to wear the store's...
4 years ago
I've only had one sexual encounter that was really anything to brag about, and the cruel irony is that it's something I can't brag about. People could lose jobs. A marriage and a childhood could be ruined. So congratulations, reader. Seven years of not being able to relay this story to my closest friends has led to it being posted anonymously online. Because the teacher involved in this story has a very unique last name, I'll be replacing it with a more common one. I'm changing my...
2 years ago
Introduction: The events leading up to and following the few months I spent fucking the Theater Arts teacher. Most of my friends have two or three crazy stories to tell. One of them fucked a co-worker in the employee bathroom while the manager thought they were moving freight. Another guy had a threesomea goddamn threesomein the high school band hall. I remember being surprised that people actually did that sort of thing outside of porn. Ive only had one sexual encounter that was really...
1 year ago
I initially thought RubRankings was going to be another cheap ripoff of ThePornDude, where some boring dude swears a lot while giving his joke-free opinions on free tubes, paysites, and other joints he's rubbed one out to. I was way the fuck off, but can you blame me? I see so many of those guys popping up nowadays that I’m always on guard, even when all that’s slipping into my DMs is an opportunity to get touched tonight. Sorry for the false alarm.In actuality, RubRankings.com is a body rub...
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3 years ago
In 1973 I was 18 years old and working at a grocery store called the "Warehouse Market" in east Tulsa. Grocery stores are great places to meet girls or women and I had many a sexual rendezvous with females I met at the store.In the same shopping center was a small Mexican food joint called the "Taco Hut". I would pop in over there for lunch once in awhile, not because of the fine cuisine but mainly due to the cute girl that worked there named Debbie Perkins. She was younger than me but had a...
2 years ago
Julie Sampson heard her alarm right and the radio start. She figured it was a Monday morning, one like any other. She let the radio go and instead lied in bed. However, the radio showed that she was wrong. Entirely wrong. "And now back to our top story, that is the passage of the "Free Use Act" by Congress yesterday, including the President's signature. Critics say the Act would set back women's rights 50, 100, maybe even 1000 years. Proponents note that this is actually a step forward in...
2 years ago
Taking Grace Freeman 1 I was 21 years old, left home, a school drop out drifting from job to jobsince the age of sixteen, never settling in one long enough to get anywherein life, always only earning just enough to run a car and get by, just. And so, another job, here I was, a teenager working in a gas station. Oneof the few that are not a self service station and now, after just a week,my job was to fill the customer's tanks, check oil if asked and take the cashor cheques. Just myself, it...
1 year ago
Reddit Twerking, aka r/Twerking! You ever wondered where you can find some of the hottest videos of babes twerking? You can search on all kinds of porn sites, but maybe you won’t find what you’re looking for. When in doubt, you can always go to Reddit.com. I’m pretty sure that website has a community for pretty much everything. Twerking is one of these things and I think that you’ll find that these gorgeous sluts on /r/twerking are always ready for you whenever you need a show of the biggest...
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1 year ago
Sadie Hawkins by Annie James To most younger persons today the name Sadie Hawkins means little. They do not remember cartoonist Al Capp's famous comic strip Lil' Abner with its characters drawn from the mythical backwoods hamlet of Dogpatch. Among the innocent inhabitants of Dogpatch, Capp drew one character as the ugliest girl in town. Sadie was so ugly that even in Dogpatch she had no chance of landing a husband. To cope with this situation, her father, the mayor, decreed that...
2 years ago
I followed Cheryl calmly from the dining room, into the great room, up the stairs, and into her bedroom, the door of which she slammed behind her. I knocked on it gently. “Off wiv yer,” she moaned. “No,” I replied, “I’m coming in.” She was sitting on her bed, her head buried in her hands, sobbing. I sat next to her and put my arm around her. This was a new Cheryl for me. She was always the strong one, the one who comforted me, the rock on which the family relied on. She was the rock in my...
3 years ago
A little about myself I have had a mackintosh fetish for as long I can remember all types leather pvc and rubber. When I was very young back in the early 60s my mother used to wear a rubber lined mackintosh, at that time I loved it and didn't know why, I would often touch it or hold the rubber lining against my face and smell the fantastic aroma it gave off, thought I was the only one in the world with this problem. As time went by I discovered wanking and when ever my mother was out...
1 year ago
Cathy Turnbull wanted a job to earn a little extra spending money. Her husband, Dennis, had a good job, and now that their mortgage was paid up and their daughter, Sarah, was married, they had fewer overheads and more income available for their personal use. However, Cathy also had time on her hands and wanted to do something useful with it. She saw an advert in her local newspaper, asking for people who wanted to help the elderly with their housekeeping and getting shopping and so on, as well...
3 years ago
"Fuck it, I'm off duty," Jeri said as the holoscreen filling one wall lit up. Her locker was third in the row, and clattered on its hinges when she slammed it open. "The Charmer has to be repaired," her supervisor, Tim, told her. His pinched, frowning face filled the screen as she unzipped her blue coveralls. "You're authorized for overtime on this, it's got highest priority in the docks." "What part of 'fuck it' did you not get, Tim?" She pulled her arms from the sleeves. Her...
1 year ago
Sleepwalking By Morpheus I was just a sophmore in high school when I discovered my unusual talent. One night I said good night to my Mom and Dad, same as every night, then said good night to my sister Annie, who was a year older than me, again like I did every night, and went to bed. Nothing at all unusuall. But when I was sleeping, I think I had a rather strange dream, though I couldn't remember what it was once I woke up. Only an odd sense of drifting, perhaps of...
3 years ago
Andrea Perkins was a conservative, cross-legged, straight-laced woman who lived in the neighborhood. She was a natural beauty. Every time I've seen her she's had on very little makeup and is always dressed fashionably but very conservatively. She was the type of mom that June Cleaver could identify with. So when I got a call from her I was a bit mystified why she would be calling me and what was so urgent? I of course knew her son Frank. He is much like his name. He is an average kid of...
4 years ago
After several weeks I received a call from Slendabond that Jenkins' obedience training was complete and that he was ready for the next stage of his new life. I arranged with the Rogers Secure Transport Company to have Jenkins picked up and brought to Masterson Automotive. He was docile enough now that I really didn't need to use armed guards. I could have picked him up myself but felt uncomfortable about being alone with him in my own car. I had specified that he be transported naked and...
3 years ago
I love both of course. There’s nothing quite like it when a girl makes you cum in your underpants. It’s so special when just the sight of Her, even in photos or videos, is enough to make the spunk gradually rise, up and up till you’re leaking, leak some more then spurt, soak your underpants and trousers. The whole process can take a few minutes. Looking through a magazine, you’re already stiff seeing the first photos, then you get to Her set, and She’s the one who’s going to make you do it....
2 years ago
As we walked through the store I could not help but watch Tammy's ass. It was so perfect. The tight jeans hugged her curvy cheeks and dipped up between them, causing a slight separation and enhancing the firm flesh beneath.We were both sixteen and had been friends for a few months now. I fell in lust with her quickly - her pretty face surrounded by the long, black curls, her pert and perky tits, her delicious ass and curvy hips. She was the object of my desire, the muse of my wet dreams and...
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2 years ago
Hi friends, indru kathaiyil en ammavai eppadi oothen enbathai indru ungalidam pagirugiren. En peyar Vickey, naan kalluri padithu kondu iurkiren vayathu 22 aagugirathu. Enaku appa ilai, amma matum thaan irukiraal. Naangal vellore mavatathil vasithu varugirom. En amma peyar Selvi, thinamum naangal ondraaga thaan paduthu uranguvom. Muthalil en amma meethu enaku entha kama ennamum varamal irunthathu, eppozhuthu kama kathaigalai padika aarambitheno appozhuthu thaan enaku en amma meethu kama ennam...
2 years ago
"What is that?" Brittney wondered aloud. "I saw you plant one in the corner of that asshole mansion in L.A." "A warning," said Gina. "A warning?" "A bomb," Joseph completed. "A bomb!" Joseph nodded. "We're going to demolish The Plantation and record its demolition and let all the slavers and buyers know what will happen if they continue their evil ways." "Just this little thing can destroy a mansion?" Brittney asked. Joseph nodded. "More genius from the FITZ,...
3 years ago
In the feeble glow of my torch the mist was swirling across the freshwater marshland as I trudged along the twisting country road clutching the empty petrol can. My euphoria had vanished as soon as this sodden mist would do in next morning’s forecast sun when I realised I was out of fuel and my mobile phone had lost its charge. I was stranded in the middle of a maze of small roads somewhere South of the Isle of Thanet in Kent. My bare legs were covered in goose pimples. My fake leather jerkin...
2 years ago
2988 words Viking! By Abe Aeffe was intently hoeing the little field, preparing for planting. Too late, she heard the hooves of a galloping horse, turned, and saw the Dane almost upon her. She raised the hoe before her, but the huge, mail‑clad warrior snatched it from her grasp, wheeled his mount, and, with the strength of one mighty arm, lifted her off her feet. For an instant, she hung by...
3 years ago
Hi mera Saddam h. Meri age 23 yr. H, Ye baat tk ki h jb main lucknow me job k liye gya tha, job lgi or ek khoobsurat aurat mili, jo married thi par dekhne me aisi thi ke kisi ka bhi dil jeet le. Wo thi meri makan maalkin, uski ek beti thi, mera room uske samne wale ghar me tha, jahan uske boodhe maa baap rahte the, or samne wala ghar me wo uska husband or beti rahte the, uske or koi bhai ya bahen nhi the wahi apne maa baap ka khyal rkhti thi. Maine kbhi socha bhi nhi tha ki itni jaldi mera or...
3 years ago
Brian did not forget his promise to himself after the first dinner with Mark’s mother and sisters. Well, the girls, definitely women of forty now, did deserve to meet men who would cherish and care for them. Their youth and young adulthood had been totally ruined by the tyrant father they had.It is bad enough what Mark has endured from him, but to see his sisters and Mark’s mother so repressed just chills Brian’s soul. Well, perhaps repressed is not the correct term for all of them but held...
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1 year ago
Seth didn't want to leave Martha in Phoenix without transportation. The day after the bull incident Seth sent BB to Phoenix with their only fully enclosed vehicle. It was an old Ford Bronco 4X4 they used for small jobs around the ranch, and for shopping runs into Prescott. They could easily get along without it for a few weeks and Seth felt like he was leaving Martha stranded and dependent on others that were not quite family for transportation. A friend of BB's was planning on driving to...
2 years ago
I’ve been babysitting this kid for a while, and I finally get to know his mom. As a first timer, only constructive critism please. As a guy, I was never a ladies man. Honestly I never even kissed a girl. That all changed that one night. I went about my usual day. Getting lectured by teacher after teacher, writing down homework I’m not going to do, go to cross country practice.. etc. It was towards the end of the day when I got a txt message from Mrs. Jenkins to...
3 years ago
ISS ke sare readers ko Ashu ka pyar. Me ek bar fir hazir hu apne life me ghati ek anokhi ghatna ko lekar. Magar us se pehele me un sabka thanks karna chahata hu jinho ne meri pichli sari kahaniyon ko itna pasand kiya ke unka pyar mujhe e-mail ke zariye mila aur mujhe encorage kiya aur kahani likhne keliye. Isiliye me apne busy shidule me se time nikal kar ye kahani likh raha hu. Ese hi mujhe pyar dete rahiye me kabhi aplogon ko nirash nahi karunga. Jab me apni pdahi puri karke apna seher...
2 years ago
I’ve been selling audio/video software as a factory rep for a trio of large companies for about 15 years. Each and every year I look forward to the CES (Consumer Electronics Show) because of the connections I make, the business I write and the relationships I create and manage to hang on to. Some of those relationships are fleeting liaisons with female attendees and participants in the show, others, both male and female, became customers or casual friends. A few times the show was open to the...
4 years ago
Though this story does not have much sex or violence, it does contain some elements that may be considered offensive. If you are under 18 or easily offended, please read no further. Skins By Morpheus The TV changed channels for what had to be the thousandth time as I continued to click through the remote, feeling a little bored. I had just gotten home from school a short while earlier and found the house empty, which wasn't too unusual. However it left me in the house...
3 years ago
any of the actresses mentioned below. This story is written down for enjoyment purposes only. Reese witherspoon woke up with a headache. She didn't know where she was. All she could feel that she was blindfolded. Not only that, she was tied to the bed with duct tape, unable to move her hands and legs. She also noticed that she was nude. A duct tape covered her mouth so that she shouldn't shout. All she remembered was going to a producer's home for some script reading of a film they were...
2 years ago
Hi, readers, this is something new I found and quite hooked on here, this is my recent experience and first time writing for all of you to read, comments and feedback are always welcome, you can write @ So before I begin there is bit of context to be given I feel, I am 30 years happily married and live in south bangalore and in this story the girl is my childhood friend, we probably were a couple back then because, we used to spend time together, go to tutions together, she is one year junior...
4 years ago
Widder Jenkins. Jarvis wasn’t doin nothin. He was just riding into town from the East when Sheriff Wade spotted him. “Hey you!” Wade shouted, “Come here boy.” Jarvis didn’t like being called “Boy”, it was better than bein called a nigga but not a heap. He reined his horse in. “What?” Jarvis asked. “You come here, you rode past the Widder Johnsons place?” Wade enquired. “How in the hell should I know?” he asked. “There's a fifty foot windmill and a sign saying Goldern Herd Catle Ranch,”...
3 years ago
SRU: Bodystocking By Paul G. Jutras As Lesley sat down at her computer to get back to the book she was writing, she stared at a blank monitor. She needed to give her publisher a progress report at the end of the week, but writer's block had gotten her stumped. All day she watched television, did laundry, vacuum, dishes and anything she could think of to avoid the computer. Since it was too early for her roommate, Bob to come home from work, she couldn't use cooking as an...
4 years ago
Patricia was in a jovial mood when she dropped me off at the apartment. "That was fun. We should take our clothes off and have another long talk sometime," she said. I was tempted to tell her that I was sorry we hadn't fucked. It would have been true. "I enjoyed our goodnight kiss," I said. She promised to come to the pizza party on Friday night, and we parted friends. I hadn't fulfilled my goal to make Kenny regret that he'd forced himself on my girlfriend. After my long talk with...
4 years ago
Seventeen year old Millie woke up late on a Friday morning. She couldn’t risk going to school late again this week. She was lucky last time. The teacher, Mrs. Kim, was very nice and let her off very easily without a detention. But that teacher is no longer at her school; she retired and there would be a new teacher. She hoped she/he would be nice and sweet just as Mrs. Kim.The alarm clock blared noisily near her ear. She groaned and slammed her hand on top of it. She peeked an eye open and saw...
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1 year ago
We have been together for almost a decade and have always had a great friendship and relationship both inside and outside of the bedroom. Many years ago, we saw the Friends episode where Ross and Rachel had their list of people they could sleep with and not get into trouble. We joked about it for a while but then went back to the show.A few weeks later, we went to the bar and after a few too many drinks, we decided it would be fun to make our own list. After a lot of drunken negotiations, we...
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1 year ago
A Life Rekindled. By Trish Jill Wayland had pretty much given up all hope of ever finding happiness, she felt prematurely aged from a failed marriage, childrearing, and loss... Oblivious to her appearance Jill cut a sad and somewhat forlorn figure as she repeated the same mind numbing routines day after day. She could have done anything with her life, but constrained by chains of guilt and habit she simply existed. Every day she avoided her reflection in the mirror, not wanting to...
1 year ago
And now for the weather. Heidi, are you doing any dunking this weekend? …in a pool, that is. The bedroom TV was loud for the anchor’s voice to carry over the sucking and gurgling of one of Delilah’s famous blowjobs. “Hey aren’t you doing a dunk tonight?” asked the man on the receiving end. “Maybe you shouldn’t fill up on cum. If you die, who is going to suck our dicks?” Delilah throated her roommate’s cock for the big oral creampie. After the whole load finished pouring down her throat, she...
4 years ago
Revenge, Inc. Danny Jenkins. a loving wife can be a goose to be plucked By H20wader * * * * * the ravings of a lunatic. Copyright by h20wader my editor is out of town so I to blame for all errors. * * * * * Harold Stasson was always the first in the office. He placed the bagels he had pick up on his way to the office. He liked the calm and the quiet. He had just made the morning coffee when he heard the buzzer from the front door. Probably Judith, she would want coffee too. The button was...
1 year ago
GO GYM GIRL IS A SERIES SHORT SENSUAL SEXY EROTIC EXOTIC EDUCATIONAL ESSAYS GO GYM GIRL IS FOOD FOR FREE-THINKING FEMALES, NUBILE NEW--BEE INTELLECTUALSGO GYM GIRL IS SHOWING FIRST - TELLING TEACHING AND EXPLAINING AFTER WE WATCHGO GYM GIRL IS SHOWING FIRST - TELLING THE DEAR READERS LATER WHY WE SHOW IT :WE WATCH WOMEN - YUMMY YOUNG YEARNING - THREE TASTY TEENS - BALLET BELLESWE WATCH WANNA-BEES - MOTIVATED MODEL - GO GYM GIRL - SERIOUS SEX STUDENTSWE WATCH WOMEN - WHO DESCEND FROM FORCED...
2 years ago
"Faye Visits Great Uncle Ron And Reg" Faye Hopkins was a lovely looking eighteen-year-old girl. The second daughter of a family of five siblings. She was quite small for her years, only four-feet-ten, and weighed in at around 90 pounds. She was very petite, and could quite easily be mistaken for a girl much younger, some would say as young as fourteen, much to the annoyance of Faye. She had beautiful brown eyes, the sort that would stop a man in his tracks, a very pale complexion which was...
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4 years ago
I had walked down the street not paying much attention to where I was or where I was going. I had walked for about 10 minutes after parking my car in an area I had never been to before. I had answered an ad in the paper about a job waiting tables and had been unable to find the café that had placed the ad. I don't remember how I managed to loose track of where I had parked my car, but I must have taken several wrong turns before I found myself in an all black neighborhood. I was depressed about...
2 years ago
Freelance By Julie O Edited By Robert A Chapter 1 Cody Buckner glanced at his watch again; she was now twenty minutes late. His booth in the hotel bar gave him a good view of the only entrance, so there was no chance she could have come in without him seeing her. He reached over and picked up his drink, vodka...
1 year ago
"Look what I brought home!" Megan Pierce ran to the doorway as soon as she heard her father's voice. He stood in the doorway holding a large white box in his arms, which he struggled to keep upright. "Dad, let me help you with that!" Megan said, as she rushed to help hold the other end of the box. The two of them carried the box into the kitchen and rested it upon the counter. "Let me see, let me see!" Megan said excitedly. Bill Pierce gave his daughter a knowing smile, and...
1 year ago
Looking for premium kinky BDSM porn? Not everyone is content with simply watching videos of sexy chicks getting their brains fucked out in various positions. A growing subset of the pornophile population has much kinkier desires than that. I’m talking BDSM, cuckolding, domination, fisting, humiliation … you know, stuff that really speaks to the darker sides of our sexuality. The bad news for you fetish loving sickos out there is that there are relatively few sites dedicated to the fet life. The...
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3 years ago
by Vanessa Evans It was a Sunday morning in late January 2020 and 2 students from the Central University of North Torquay were laying on their bed in one of the University’s Student’s Accommodation Houses just down the road from both the Medical School and the Computer Sciences block. Sophie was a 3rd year med student and Lewis was a 3rd year Computer Sciences student. They’d met at a frat party just after they started their first year at the university and been together ever since. One of...
3 years ago
Jim reached over and rolled down the window on the passenger-side door as he made his way slowly through the cornfield. The ultra-high-tech 980-cc three-cylinder engine made almost no noise as he drove, and the sound of the buzzing insects in the cornfield was the only thing he could hear. He crept along for a couple of minutes at barely 10 mph, and then began to feel very foolish. "This has to be a joke. Why am I doing this?" He thought about backing up, but up ahead was a sign, and he...