So This Guy Walks Into A Bar
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She groaned as she came to, her vision blurry as she looked around. "Where am I?" she groaned, then tried to move only to find herself hanging from the ceiling and shackled thoroughly. "ouuuhhh..." she groaned in pain. "As to the where, you're in an adult toy factory. As for the why, because I saw you and decided you might be the one person that can give me what I want." Stepping from behind the hanging woman, Batwoman let the fingers of her left hand trace Holly's right thigh...
Introduction: Batwoman returning back to Hollys loft from patrol beliving trhe woman is asleep is in for a rude awakening. It had been a long night and an even longer patrol, and Kate was drained. Slipping into the window quietly to find her Holly fast asleep, Batwoman moved quietly for the chair and started to get undressed. Removing the belt with practiced ease, she then took off the cape before she removed the gloves and boots…, only then placing her hands on the dresser and lowering her...
It was a warm June afternoon when Vonda and I walked into my bar and grill, The Foaming Mug. Tony, my manager, was behind the bar, clearly bored. "All quiet?" I asked. "Pretty much. All the lunch crowd is gone. Only customer is her." Tony pointed to the far corner booth. It was a nun. She wore one of those half-wimples, that left her blonde hair exposed out front. Her blouse was white and short sleeved, with a plain collar. I could not tell what her skirt was, but I would have bet...
Jacquilt and Stephen sat on the bench and watched Kat and Bitsy spread out the blankets and open the picnic baskets, as the men took off their jackets, rolled up their sleeves and started kicking the ball Rav had brought around. Hank felt like crying, he wanted to join in so badly, he started to walk back to the bench, his whole body seemed to shrink in defeat. Rav ran over picked Hank up and tucked him under his arm, laughing "where do you think your going, you can't go sit on the bench,...
Around the time Gulnaz was immersing herself in the bath waiting for her father's call and Shahabad was walking purposefully towards his sister's suite, at about the same time in another suite a young beautiful woman stood brushing her hair after taking a shower. Shahnaz or Shanu, the younger daughter of Akbar and Gulnaz, looked ravishingly beautiful despite a frown on her forehead. She had inherited the same wavy dark, long and thick hair that her mother had. Her face was as beautiful as...
Many thanks to my friend and editor Dawnj! Any mistakes in the story are mine. This is a long story (for me) and I would like to warn my readers that it contains no sex until the second part of chapter 19. If you don’t mind waiting that long, please read on… Prologue Barbra wished she could have skipped 2010. Perhaps things would have been better if that had been possible? She knew they wouldn’t. Still, it had been the absolute worst year of her life. It had started alright. Christmas had...
Holly crept up behind Kate with instinctive ease, then like some guard dog she bit on Kate's cunt then chewed playfully on her flesh through her latex while her hands shot forward, and grabbed Kate's tits. She let out a deep, long moan that resonated through the latex into Kate's cunt as latex covered flesh muffled it. She couldn't resist Kate's succulent position one moment, and she wanted some of that sweet pussy so badly! "Ahhhhhhhhhhh...., uuuhhhhh....,...
This story uses characters owned by Warner Bros./DC Comics. They are used here strictly in a not for profit fan story meant for readers enjoyment. It is free to be archived on any site wishing to do so, provided the authors are given credit. CATWOMAN AND BATMAN - THE WAGER by Eric and Steve Zink Part 1 Catwoman walked in to her meeting with Batman. It was hardly surprising that she moved with such a feline grace. Selina enjoyed Batman's admiration, and she smiled...
Tuesday, December 19th Dave was about to go out to lunch with some co-workers when his telephone rang. "Dave Bernard speaking." "Mr. Bernard, please don't hang up on me. Give me a chance to say what I have to say and at least think about it." "Why would I hang up on you?" "I have something to discuss with you. I would prefer to do it face-to-face and privately. Would you be agreeable to that?" "You'll have to tell me who you are first." "My name is Dr. Olivia Barrett. I am...
Bat girl Aka Barbra Gordon is searching for Catwoman hell bent on revenge after what she did to her. Bat Girl then thinks back to a week ago when Catwoman captured her stripped off her costume and left her in nothing but her underwear. Bat Girl tracks Catwoman to old where house. Bat Girl sneaks inside looking for Catwoman as she looking around suddenly she shocked. When Bat Girl wakes up she is tied to metal table with Catwoman looking down at her. Hi Batbrat Catwoman laughing so you didn’t...
Barbies ? by: Jamisia On some nights, when you're on the town and walking around, it's better not to meet certain people. On some nights there could be a full moon and then there's no telling what goes on behind these people's faces. The usual friendly neighbour could very well all of a sudden be the guardian of a door to another, magical world. Most people do believe in different, magical worlds, but immediately let it accompany by the thought that these worlds must be better...
Barbraby theduck1930 The year was 1965 I on the Eagles drill team in the local Area. There was an invitational meet in a larger city an it was to be held in their gym. The gym was large and had seating for over one-thousand people. Not many Areas had gyms let alone one of this size. The team I was on decided to attend as it was not far off and each of us would be bale to handle the expense. Those expenses included our transportation, food, and drinks.We took first place which got us one free...
It was late. I'd been arrested again. And, I'd been remanded in custody for the rest of the weekend... "Angela... ?" a female voice called. As I looked up, my cell-door opened to reveal 'Probationary' Constable Tania Margarson 23069 - the young policewoman entering the 'Female Cells' with a warm cup of coffee for me. "MMMM, " I sighed, smiling wickedely at the uniformed policewoman, "Thankyou, Constable Margarson!" "I thought, you might like a coffee..." she replied. The...
Subject: FW: Father BartonFather Barton hated masturbating the dogs Subject: FW: Father Barton??? Father Barton hated masturbating the dogs. It was demeaning for theyoung priest to have to put his hands on the dirty canine pricks and ballsand rub them until the dogs unloaded copious amounts of doggie sperm intothe glass jar. But how else could he collect his special "protein elixir"for the boys.? He couldn't very well ask one of the other priests to do it.They already wondered why the...
This story is based on a true news report, however I made up everything in it. This is purely fictional. The actual Associated Press release is at the end of the story. Nude Bartending My car broke down in a small hick town in a rural area called Delhi, Illinois. As I quickly found out they pronounce it Dell-ee rather than Dell-hi. Go figure! The attendant at the local repair shop told me that I would have to stay in town until he got the parts sent in from Saint Louis. It was only...
This story begins in the middle of nowhere ‘can you picture it? In the middle of the sea is where you are thinking about, right? If you are thinking about the middle of the sea turn right by 78 degrees and go forward 2 nautical miles. If you do that you will stumble across the island of Barbados. The island was found by a Englishman whose boat had sunk and he was the only survivor, when he got back to England he try to tell everyone about the island but they though the sun had driven him crazy...
That evening after dinner Ana smiled and asked me if I would mind if she and her girlfriend Helena would take a vacation together.I said not at all, knowing I could not take a single vacation day for the next three months. So, my sweet wife had the right to enjoy some days for herself, even in the company of that slutty bitch…But the worst thing was to know that they were planning to go to Barbados. It would be just five nights there; but I knew Helena could fuck a dozen well hung black guys in...
I slowly crawled along Councillor Tookbungs Boulevard. In some parts of town this sort of behaviour would get me moved on by the police, or perhaps even arrested. Not the sort of publicity I wanted in my calling. Fortunately in this area, at this time of day, I was perfectly safe. Or perhaps not, judging by the multitude of ‘Neighbourhood Watch’ and ‘No Doorstep Selling’ signs. Finally I found what I was looking for; the number 42 in small print below the floral ornateness comprising the name...
You had to be living under a rock this past year not to know the economy is in the pooper. But even in these economic hard times, people continue to buy houses. So it was when the old two-story cottage beside me went up for sale in the last quarter of 2007. It sat empty for nearly a year until a middle-aged woman purchased the property. That middle-aged woman turned out to be Annette. She worked as an ICU nurse at the local hospital. Standing all of about five foot five, she wore a tight curly...
and it was only nine thirty now. His mother thought he was at Millhouse's all night. Oh how little she knew. Bart looked over and noticed Edna Krabopple quietly sleeping on her stomach in the nude. "I know just how to wake her up." Bart thought to himself. He took his already rock hard dick and quickly shoved up her ass. "Unngh" Edna moaned, but remained asleep. Bart started pumping his member up and down in her ass, slowly at first, but increasing his speed as he went. Soon...
Yes, my dream would have been more satisfying if it had gone along the lines of...a voluptuous red-headed noblewoman who lusted after one of her servants. She frequently sent him subtle hints of her desire; brushing up against him as she passed by, bending forward to show off her cleavage, and complimenting him on his strong build (when what she meant was his powerful legs and tight ass). She was sure that he felt the same way about her, as evidenced by his obvious erection during her latest...
InterracialSeth reclined in his litter, borne upon the shoulders of four servants as they elevated him above the crowded marketplace. He stared up at cloudless blue sky while they made their stuttering, stop-and-start way through the throng and toward the slave pens. He'd ventured out with a mission today. A particular need had overcome him, a rather... insatiable craving, and his usual methods of indulgence were proving wanting of late. The brothels and the infrequent liaisons with other lords barely...
Gay MaleChapter One: The Empty House of Cecil Barnes ================================================== The last cup of coffee lurking in the pot was already vile long before Jim Brighton picked it up and peered through the brown stained glass at the oily sludge swirling in the coffee pot. He wondered if it would even be worth it at all and considered just standing there and waiting for a fresh pot to brew; but he couldn't, he already had too much on his plate and the day was just getting...
Ladies and Gentlemen, President Chelsea Clinton By Heather St. Claire January 20, 2025 NBC News Anchor Natalie Morales: And there you have it, the inaugural address of President Chelsea Clinton. And now the new President is embraced by her husband, Marc Mezvinski, and her children, Bill, who is 12, and her daughter Olivia, who just turned eight. And now, a heartfelt hug from her mother, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Wouldn't you like to know what words they're exchanging at this...
The Dark Side of the Life of Frances Barker Michelle Baker I decided to write this after I read a clipping from a newspaper, sent to me as an attachment to a letter. It was a sad footnote of a tragic life in a tiny article, meriting barely a column-inch. It recorded the death of Frances 'Frannie the Trannie' Barker, beaten to death with a blunt instrument in the tiny bed-sitter she lived and worked in - working as a prostitute. Saddened because I knew her as a kid. Knew her when she...
The Baron by Jimmye Winburn ESTABLISHING SCENE - GREEK-LIKE FOREST WITH RIVER - LATE AFTERNOON TITLE OVER: The valley of Tempe: the home of the virgin goddess Artemis ATTHIS is in a clearing by the river. She is dressed as an Amazon and carries a bow. She prepares to take a shot. ATTHIS Artemis, guide my arrow for your glory. ATTHIS releases. The arrow hits a target dead center. ATTHIS readies another shot. It's like this. I was happy to dedicate my life to you. ...
A little about myself I have had a mackintosh fetish for as long I can remember all types leather pvc and rubber. When I was very young back in the early 60s my mother used to wear a rubber lined mackintosh, at that time I loved it and didn't know why, I would often touch it or hold the rubber lining against my face and smell the fantastic aroma it gave off, thought I was the only one in the world with this problem. As time went by I discovered wanking and when ever my mother was out...
Clinton By Cal Y. Pygia "How many inches?" she asked. "Twelve," he said. "Really?" "Really." "If you're lying, you're just wasting your time." And mine, she thought. "I'm not." "Okay, then. It's a date." Tiffany hoped the jerk was telling the truth. In her experience, men often lied about the size of their dicks, and she liked her cocks big-- and Black. Supposedly, Clinton, her latest client, was both. She'd see soon enough, she...
Last Friday we had a date scheduled. We were going out to dinner to meet Jay and we had a room booked at a nice hotel. Mandy and I checked in early. We relaxed for a while, sipping a glass of wine before Mandy headed off to take a bath and start getting ready. Just as Mandy settled into the tub, Jay sent her a text. I didn't read the text, I just took her phone to her. She read the text and looked at me with a grin on her face."It looks like I'm not the only one that needs to shave her...
Fucking My Mother in Law Barbra I'd been married for 3 years to my wife and we were very happy with each other as far as sex and love but when we was around her mother she would always manage to get close to me or rub against me when I was close to her either at my house or her house. I was 19 yrs. old at the time and she was around 36 and I never thought much about it except when she would wear loose clothes and she would make sure she would lean over so I could get a good look at her tits....
Author’s Note: This is the first is a series of stories of those fabled people that travel constantly on their jobs, the Road Warriors. Each story is unique, with different characters, locales and plots. I will consider opening this series up to other authors on request. An explanatory note: in much of the story the dialog mostly takes place in Spanish. I have attempted to make the English of some of the speakers have the rhythm and words of a person fluent in English, but not necessarily...
Hello guys, this is the continuation of my previous story . So after having our time in the internship room the last day, we went to our different ways. Though we were still in contact with each other it was less due to our work. I tried calling her to my room in Mumbai in a disguise but then I thought it would be wrong and dropped the plan. After completing my job I came back to Baroda and got on with life and work then one day my mobile rang and it was her. She – Hey dear! How are you? Me –...
Special thanks and acknowledgment: Thanks Stephanie! This story was inspired by her original SRU short story, "The Womanizer". I'd also like to acknowledge Bill Hart, the Spells R Us Universe creator. "Womanizer, Another Tale" by JR Parz I Valentine's Day was closing in and Rob was running out of time. He and Shannon had been going steady for over three months, now, and he wanted to buy her something special. He was hoping he could find the perfect gift. Something...
Linda at the Barbershop - by Bald-Ed-----------------------------------------------The deal that I have with Linda, I give her buzzcuts and she fucks my ass, is a great success.I give her a number 2 buzzcut every weekend and we are both happy with that.We are also very happy with the strapon sex. It gives us both a lot of pleasure.Although Linda looks great with a number 2 buzzcut, I asked her to go shorter. I wanted to give her a number 1 at the sides and a number 0 at the back. You know,...
MasturbationProlog: As “A Sailor’s Tale” came to a close a new life began, one that included both me and Sally as a couple with a mission, our lives would be different somehow after the tumultuous beginnings we had shared. And though Uncle Charles had been left alone in a slumped pile of naked flesh beneath the statue, his balls still bound with the zip ties so that he would never again be able to get it up, or at least not shoot his load ever again, I think his tale is not yet over, for surely...
NovelsHello ISS member. Jeet abar hajir ek natun galpo niye. Amar ager story Mamir Gude Bara Dhokalam Ebon Bondhur Boner Boner Kochi Gud, Aam Bagane Chodar Maja, Achena Boudi ke Chudlam, Asha kori sabai parachen. Amake mail kore janan kar katota bhalo legeche. Kara Kara amar galpo porte porte Bara khecheche eban Kon Kon Boudi, Kakima, Didira amar galpo pore Gude angul diye jhal jhariyeche amake likhun ete ami utsahito hobo eban amar aro sex kahini apnader likhte parbo. Ekknon apnader amar arek chodar...
Catwoman Next Door by: Shawna Summers [email protected] It's funny how a casual conversation can have a serious impact on your life. I still remember vividly one conversation that resulted in my first female dominant relationship. I was just about to finish high school, and had just turned eighteen. It was also the winter when Batman Returns had come out. As a fetishist and comic fan, with Michelle Pfeiffer in a vinyl catsuit as Catwoman had me very interested in seeing the...
Today, just as a reference, is March 8th 2010 and it is quarter to one in the afternoon. It is Monday and for work reasons I am sitting in my car in a car park on the Montjuïc mountain here in Barcelona. Well perhaps it is not only for work reasons. The day is grey and overcast. In many places in Barcelona it is snowing, something that is almost unheard of here. I have a view of the city laid out in front of me and I am sitting here waiting to meet someone. We have agreed to meet here in the...
Every year I go on holiday to Spain, normally I go to small touristic places at the beach but this year I decided to do something else. I would take a plane, go to Barcelona en get an hotel at the airport, I would rent a car and would stay a couple of days in and around Barcelona and maybe go to see a soccer match, in Camp Nou. When I left on the third day to visit the center of Barcelona I noticed 3 stewardesses walking in the hotel, not bad, not bad at all I thought. As the 3 walked by I got...
Today, just as a reference, is March 8th 2010 and it is quarter to one in the afternoon. It is Monday and for work reasons I am sitting in my car in a car park on the Montjuïc mountain here in Barcelona. Well perhaps it is not only for work reasons. The day is grey and overcast. In many places in Barcelona it is snowing, something that is almost unheard of here. I have a view of the city laid out in front of me and I am sitting here waiting to meet someone. We have agreed to meet here in the...
Straight SexTime to move on. The flight to Barcelona took longer than expected due to bad weather and air traffic delays. We still made it to the hotel in time to get lunch and change into lighter-weight clothes than we had in Belgium. “Can we go see a bullfight,” one of the kids asked. In Basque, one of the staff came over to say, “I’m sorry, but Barcelona banned bullfighting back in twenty-ten. Even when the ruling was overturned, we didn’t resume the practice. There is a lot more to see in Spain...
July 2008. Oxana and I got to meet through Internet a couple of years ago. For the records we live in a beautiful city in Ukraine. She is 23 years old. I am 34. As we started chatting, it seemed to me that a woman with hot fantasies could only be a gift for any man. My shock started when we manage to see each other. Even though she does not consider it, in the west, Oxana is a real beauty by all standards. She has nice legs, very shapely. She is average tall, has dark hair, dark brown eyes and...
InterracialBook Ten: The Flaming Woman Chapter Two: The Princess's Bard By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Chaun – Unmik, Asunow Princedom, The Princedoms of Zeutch My three balls boiled. I groaned, running my pale hand through my wife's sky-blue hair. My hand normally wasn't Zeutchian-pale but midnight black. Nor did I normally have a muscular body, broad in chest and shoulders, thick thighs, and sandy-blond locks spilling about a ruggedly handsome face. I was normally slim, wiry, with an almost...
We take turns locating a suitable victim and then we spend lots of time researching and planning. By the time we’re ready, we know all about her habits. We map out how to catch and rape her without being caught, leaving no useful evidence behind. Sometimes, though, we leave a few red herrings. Red herrings like a few years ago when we watched a girl’s boyfriend fuck her a few times so we would know what she liked. Then, we took her (blindfolded) and fucked her in the same way as her...
A Night at the Cabaret Belladonna Peter smiled while he unrolled the black fishnet stockings up his freshly shaven legs. His manhood strained against the gaff holding it snuggly between his cheeks while he attached the stockings to his garters. Standing up, Peter bit the tip of his right thumb lightly as he looked at the outfit hanging behind his door that he was going to be wearing around his employees that evening. While Peter was aware the outfit was over the top, he knew...
Later Martha introduced her to some of the girls and pointed out some of the others. "The girls mostly have something they regard as their special skill," said Martha, "For instance, Gloria, the bottle blonde with the roots rapidly growing out, is famous, she says, for being a bad girl and always answering the clients back. Then they spank her for it and feel that they are the boss. She has only been here for a couple of months." "Why is she changing her hair colour?" asked Jacqui,...
'So this guy walks into this bar...' By Trashy Trisha Author's Note: My apologies to all but I couldn't resist!!! So this gentleman walks into a cabaret. He's gorgeous and extremely well dressed. He literally reeks of money. Walking over to the bar, he looks around at the surroundings. Everywhere his eyes travel he sees beautiful T.V.'s, T.S's, C.D.'s, and D.V.D.'s. The barman walks over to him and asks if he'd like a drink. "Sure. In fact, I'd like to buy all of these...
HumorYes, my dream would have been more satisfying if it had gone along the lines of…a voluptuous red-headed noblewoman who lusted after one of her servants. She frequently sent him subtle hints of her desire, brushing up against him as she passed by, bending forward to show off her cleavage, and complimenting him on his strong build (when what she meant was his powerful legs and tight ass). She was sure that he felt the same way about her, as evidenced by his obvious erection during her latest...
Hi friends my name is vijay singh and I am from patiala punjab and my age is 20 yr old and my cock size is 7 inch long and 3inch thick well body I am M.Com 2nd year student muje meri last 5 story per acche comment mile aur kuch girls aur ladys ki mail bhi ai for sex service but mai nahi gya kyu ki mere exam tha after 3 month I write my story because in may my exam is start and so I am not more interest in sex but after exam I am free and I go to chandigarh at my friend house and I stay in...
Me or mare didi apne dur ke chacha ke gav gaye the hamari garmi ke chute me. Gav me chacha ka ghar bohat bada tha usme bohat sare kamre the me or didi roz subh jaldi uth jate or terrace par subh naha dhow kar kapde sukhane jate or fir Dadu ke radio on kar ke gane sunte the. Fir Sone jiski umar 15 sal mujse 1 sal bada or Monu 24 sal ka didi se 5 sal bada jab subh hum gana sunte tow wo dono upar chat par Terrace par akar exercise karte Monu ke seena choda or mote mote mussels the jab monu bhaiya...
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Barry, who was very sad and lonely. He wasn’t alone though. He and his lovely mother lived in a large, new home by the ocean. This new house was filled with Barry’s aunts, his cousin, and his grandfather. They spent their days at the beach, playing, laughing, eating or frolicking by the pool. Barry didn’t join in on the fun. He watched from afar, depressed and miserable. Everyone in this beautiful, big home by the ocean was involved in...
My name is Raja from Baroda, gujarat 20yrs old and i am 5″1o and with looking good personality. This incidents took place when i was only 19 and my neighbor was 21. Shazia(name changed) lived in my neighborhood, she was studying in f.a. she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. From the first day when i saw her, i was truly mad for her. She had a very well shaped figure 37-26-36 size . Sometimes i use to call her at my pace to talk to her. We talked daily on the phone and sometimes on...
due to my job, I had the opportunity to travel a lot. Once I had to travel to Barcelona and the complexity of the meetings required that I had to stay there for about 2 weeks for consultations with customers. After long working hours, normally we went for a nice dinner (nothing better than begin the evening with tapas and wine or sidra, concluding with a excellent dinner and a nice Rioja wine (or a white Albarino, one of the best kept secrets from Spain)After I was left in the hotel I searched...
MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS: ABBY & BARBWHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW …This is a story that is intend to be a part of a series grouped under MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS. Each story will be independent. The stories will ultimately cover a range of genre. These will be shorter stories of one chapter which is different from my previous efforts as a writer. I hope you enjoy them.This first story is an interracial story.This is a story about a mother, Abby Ordman and her daughter, Barb. Abby is 43 and Barb is...
ABBY & BARB This is a story that is intend to be a part of a series grouped under MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS. Each story will be independent. The stories will ultimately cover a range of genre. These will be shorter stories of one chapter which is different from my previous efforts as a writer. I hope you enjoy them. This story is an interracial story. WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW … This is a story about a mother, Abby Ordman and her daughter, Barb. Abby is 43 and Barb is 20. Both women have trim...
THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN © 2008 by Anthony Durrant As I was wheeled into the operating room on a gurney, I saw Dr. Schillinger looking at me sadly. "What's up, Doc?" I asked him. "We'll be opening you up in a few minutes, Mr. Partridge. As you know, you won't be expected to survive the procedure. I'm so sorry." He and a nurse lifted me onto the operating table, and I looked up and smiled at him. He smiled back as his anesthetist put a gas mask over my nose and...
Hello ISS readers! This is my second story. Thank you everyone for the overwhelming response to my first story. Here, this is JD, back again with my second story. This is a real story but with certain nuances added to make it a good fun. I was studying in a reputed medical college in Chennai. The heroine of this story is my classmate Sanjana. She is a slim, tall girl with a busty figure. Right from the day I entered this college, I had an eye on her figure. Though not so fair, she looks...
Tags : shower sex, hot friend, kissing Hello, everyone, this is Raj is from Pune. You can contact me at This is the story where I and my friend Trisha had sex after a badminton match. Trisha is one of the hottest girls in my college. She carries any outfit with confidence and looks great(as she was athletic). We met on the first day of college and have been friends since. She is a flirt and was single and I was too. I enjoyed her company, sometimes we used to chat a lot but none of us fell for...