Not Your Average Jane
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A tongue in cheek look at what happens when sissies, along with those who love them, get together for a fun-filled evening. "Just Another Average Night On the Farm" By: Simonne Danielle © 2008 - 2009 All Rights Reserved [email protected] Tonight was gonna be a special night as far as I was concerned. My plan was to help Laurie's mom get ready for her date and get her out of the house as quickly as possible. Once Evelyn was gone we'd have all evening for...
This is the conclusion of my Average Joe series. Thank you to all who followed it through. A special ‘Thank You’ to WanderingScot for taking the time to edit this story for me. Chapter 7: The conclusion When I last left off I had Ariel lying on my bed naked. To me she was the most beautiful girl in the world and I told her so, ‘I feel funny lying here naked and you staring at me,’ Ariel responded. ‘If I didn’t love you and trust you so much I might be a bit worried.’ ‘Just give me a sec....
It was time for me to move on. My SUV was parked in long term parking at the airport. I figured that should give me about two weeks before someone notices the car had been there too long. I walked toward the Delta terminal carrying only my brief case and a travel case. I had all my ids in the brief case, a few thousand dollars in assorted bills, and my travel documents. Everything would appear perfectly normal unless you actually knew me. You see all the documentation was in a different name,...
“Absolutely unfathomable,” Ch’teek chittered, watching the screen. “How has your species managed to survive this long given your mating habits?” We were watching the latest incarnation of the TV series “Average Joe” — and as usual, the producers couldn’t leave well-enough alone and shipped in a ringer at the last minute. The handsome blond Brad Pitt look-alike swept the female contestant off her feet in record time, leaving the decent guy she was about to settle upon standing around looking...
You are John. In almost all ways, you are an unremarkable nerd. You’re average height. Scrawny. You have exactly 2 friends. Hell, even your grades are all Bs and Cs. And you’re a virgin. But, in one way over the summer leading up to your senior year, you became above average. Very above average actually. You had a growth spurt of quite a few inches. Just not where you expected. Over 3 months your dick went from “meh” to “alright" to “pretty good" to “big” to “HOLY SHIT!” and after that point...
TeenSo far my above average Johnson has been a well-kept secret. Obviously the guys on the teams have seen it in the shower and might have buzzed it around that I have a pretty good sized pecker, but so far that hasn’t helped me with the ladies at all. My pesky 15 year old sister has tried to peak at me in the bathroom a few times and who knows who she told what she saw. I’ve had a few girl friends of course, but being only averagely aggressive not much has happened there. So, I spend a fair...
This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out his cell phone and made one call. The thugs thought he was calling the cops, but Joe called his army instead. ‘Go ahead and call the cops,...
X-post (greatperssonhooray)Growing Pains 2: Above AverageWhile I was greatly enjoying the changes, they were not without difficulty. Taking care of my breasts and their associated lactation was beginning to be a part-time job. The struggles continued to grow at the same pace as my breasts. That is to say, very rapidly.Thanks to my breast pump, I tended to be sufficiently empty before school which greatly reduced my anxiety and paranoia. No longer did I have to worry about my breasts bursting at...
Lacey quivers under the gentle pressure and heat that the four hands provided.Her eyes rolled back, briefly remembering how the night came to this. "I'll trade you my two utilities for Reading Railroad." Jesse sat back, frantically examining...
"You marry me. I have money." The hot tight bodied female asking for my hand in matrimony was holding out a tight roll of American currency in her hand. Now having girls giving me money and asking for marriage is not something I have happen a lot. This brings up the big question-Why? Was her plea for us to be wed in married bliss due to my stunning good looks? Hardly-sure I was fit and trim at a little over 5 foot 6 inches, but at best my looks could be described as "ordinary or...
Joey Harris concludes his eulogy “With Old Ernie keeping three crop dusters in the air, it was sure as eggs were eggs that I would fly with Papa as soon as I could sit upright on a sack of cornmeal so I could see out of the cockpit. So, it didn’t take long before I was doing the flying while Papa operated the sprayer from the passenger seat. Momma, being the driving force she was in the family, was also solo flying planes, she learned to fly solo while I was still in diapers and she was a...
Mary tells her story: First, I want the readers to know that I'm not a whore, slut or what they call a cougar. Joey and I are just close friends. I have never gone after young men in my life. There was just something special about Joey. I was a lonely person since my divorce two years ago. I didn't date but at times would have liked to have sex but had no contact with other men. I did have my vibrators which I used if it was necessary. My kids were my life. Joey is a happy, yet sad young...
Anjelica Harris narrating I could see the tears roll down my Joey’s cheeks as he finished saying goodbye in front of all our family and friends to the only real father he knew. I felt the tears running down my cheeks, too. The woman standing next to me put her arm around me. I knew her, by face if not name, but she knew me and she must’ve known Joe and loved him too. He had just so much to give, everybody loved Average Joe Harris. The coffin was laid on the shoulders of eight sorrowful but...
I showed up at Martha's house on New Year's Eve. There were quite a few people there. Lee (Martha's husband) came over and handed me a beer. I thought about telling him I was only twenty but decided, to hell with it. I was going to have a good time. Most of the people at the New Years party were probably in their thirties on up. I recognized a few people from work and even a few regular customers that I have seen at the store. It seemed as though most people were couples but I also...
100% fiction! Many years in the past me and my sister were always in what we called "love". Kissing each other on the lips as a goodbye, playing doctor still at the age of 19, saying I love you was a regular thing between me and my sister, but now... Saying I love you randomly is all a distant memory ever since she moved away to live with Dad in England. Well now I'm 27 and mom died leaving the house and its many bills in my inheritance. I took up a couple part-time jobs after finishing...
Incest"Mr. Pendrill," Cecily frowned, glancing at him seriously. "Are you listening to me?" Howard glanced up. "Of course," he stammered. Cecily double blinked. She raised a cool, lazy eyebrow, and her face hardened. "Are you sure, Mr. Pendrill? You don't appear to be listening." "Yes, of course I'm listening!" But Howard wasn't listening. He was thinking: dreaming. He was lost in his local theatre with Lucy on stage; a packed house around her, and the excited buzz of opening...
I had flowers in one hand and candy with a Valentine’s Day card in the other. ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, Princess,’ I said with a big smile as soon as she answered the door. I handed her the white roses, Godiva chocolates, and her Valentine’s Day card. I leaned in for my reward hoping to kiss her on the lips, but I kissed her on the cheek instead, when she rolled her eyes and turned her head before giving me a look of annoyed indifference. Had this been the first time she acted like this to me,...
Chapter 5: Still looking for the right woman Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. ‘Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early.’ ‘Why didn’t you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up.’ ‘She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?’ ‘A...
Hi there my name is Karen, AKA Fat Cunt Pig, The story I am is called my Average Friday night, It is a true story, My friend adrian aka reposterman as just slitely reworked it.I chose clothes that would look great on a normal woman. I had on what you see in the photo My make-up was thick with lots of pink blusher and shiny wet-look red lipstick. I asked my Master to wait in the sitting room as I had a surprise for him. I entered and knelt in front of him telling him I was only here to be used...
Before we move on maybe I should fill you in a bit about my family, because this next bit is where it gets good. Don’t worry… it's coming. My name is Lisa, and I am 18 years old. I live at home with my mom Rebecca and my brother Max. Max is 22 and became the man of the house after our dad passed away 5 years ago. Max took this pretty hard and took his new role very seriously. He felt a tremendous amount of pressure to provide for us and look out for us. He was very protective of his family...
Anjelica Harris Listening to Joey talk about those old days, I I remembered that I had fond memories of that old dairy and the Milk Bar which was opened up in the front of the dairy in Main Street. We made small experimental batches of ice cream in the dairy and we needed somewhere to sell it. That milk and soda bar turned out to be a goldmine almost immediately and was the place to be seen in town from 1932 onwards. Thinking about Joey and Joe, took me back to two events that changed my...
Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. "Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early." "Why didn't you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up." "She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?" "A police officer saw me walking and...
Introduction: The nightmare continues as Adam tries to break lesbian Lila. Will she submit? Lila squirmed in her confines as Adam approached her, his demeanor hadnt exactly been sunshine and cuddles before, but now it seemed to grow even darker. His bright blue eyes had lost their humor and light, and instead had become filled with angry determination. Adam, please stop, She begged him. He said nothing and didnt even acknowledge that she had spoken. He crawled into the bed towards her and she...
I finally received a decent hit off of the CEP (Companion Exchange Program), so we set up a time and place to meet on Saturday. That, of course, meant dealing with my cousins, Marylyn and Paula ... oh, for joy, for joy. “What’s wrong, cuz? Can’t get it up for a little incest?” Marylyn taunted. “Not that we’d ever have sex with you anyway. We need a real man,” Paula chimed in, not to be outdone by her twin sister. “Now, you listen to me you little bitches, the only reason I agreed to this...
"Joe, according to your CIP evaluation, your current knowledge either matches or, in most cases, exceeds that of most graduate-level college professors. Therefore, it is simply a waste of your time and talents to remain in a high school. To that extent, with your permission, of course, the Consensus would like to issue a directive to your school stating you have met the requirements for graduation, and are entitled to your diploma. You should receive it no later than this coming Friday. We...
Then the Lord God took the man and put him into the Garden of Eden to cultivate it and keep it. The Lord God commanded the man, saying, “From any tree of the garden you may eat freely; but from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die.” Yet man wasn’t as trustworthy as God would have liked. Weakened by curiosity, man listened to the strange beast called Lucifer. By taking a bite out the apple Man understood his err....
The train's busier than usual... The familiar crowd on the platform push and shove their way into the carriage... But I'm not in the mood, can't be bothered to fight for a seat...I lean back against the wall of the vestibule...today I'm just going to stand, play on my phone.A couple more stops and more people get on, edging their way down into the carriage... I move back against the wall, to let them past. You stop in-front of me, holding the handrail, bumping backwards into me as the train...
“Oh good, you’re home,” my mother announced upon my entrance through the door. “Yes, Mom, this is Major Johnson. He is temporarily acting as...” I started to say. “Your bodyguard, yes, I know. It is a pleasure to meet you, Major, and I want to thank you in advance for any effort you put forth in keeping my son safe,” she said graciously. “The pleasure is all mine, ma’am, and I will try not to be too much of an inconvenience to you or your family during my stay here.” he assured her. After...
"Thanks again Mum." Kate was hugging her 5 year old son as she spoke to her Mum. "That's ok dear, you go and have a good time. If John can have a week playing golf in Spain, the least you deserve is a night out with friends!""You be a good boy for Grandma" she said to her son."I will" came the reply.At that Kate Stephens headed for her car and the short journey to Lucy's. If her Mum had known the truth about their plans for tonight there was no way she would have volunteered to babysit! Kate...
Introduction: Lila and Luke get Adam thrown in jail, Good Guys 1, Bad Guys 0. Happily Ever After! Or is it . . . The semen inside of Lila was indeed Adams, the police confirmed. They made the arrest the next morning, he was less than happy. You bitch, He hissed at Lila. She watched them drag him into the police department, it took three officers to do it. Adam continued, You fucking whore. Youre lying! You fucked me and you know it! Lilas heart fluttered with fear. Luke sensed it and held her...
It had been two days since I’d been able to see Tom. Megan, who refused to leave the hospital, was by his side when I’d arrived. He was awake and alert, but there had still been no change to his lower body paralysis. “What the hell do you want?” Megan shouted at me as I walked in. “Now, honey, Joe isn’t the bad guy here; he’s not the one who shot me,” Tom said. “Maybe not, but if it wasn’t for him none of this would have happened,” she complained. “Megan, I willingly jumped in front of...
From part 3: Anne had frantically keyed into the house, and with her makeup streaming down her face, she made a beeline straight to Rachel and hugged her tightly, kissing her directly on the lips. Rachel could see Ryan standing behind Anne over her shoulder. The expression on his face was one Rachel had seen on his face many times on television but almost never in real life. It was a look of pure befuddled amusement. Especially as the kiss lingered even after Rachel looked, with sheer panic at...
It was Mikes fiftieth birthday and his family had thrown him a huge outdoor BBQ party to celebrate. There was his wife, Claire, to whom he’d been married for twenty-six years and the love of his life. His daughters: Dana, who was twenty-five, Erin, who was twenty-three, and Samantha, who came unexpected a little later in life and was seventeen. There was also his grandson, Charlie, (Dana’s son) who had been born only six months earlier. Mike loved being a grandpa and he saw Charlie as the son...
Cheating“I’ll blow you for your story,” she stated like it was the most natural thing in the world. “Excuse me?” I asked, totally stunned by her offer. “I said I will give you a blowjob if you let me print your story,” she clarified. “I’ve got twenty open slots to fill. What makes you think I need a blowjob from you?” I questioned. “Rumor has it this is your second visit to the companion selection area today. Have you had any auditions yet?” She asked, obviously knowing what my answer would...
When we arrived at school, Major Johnson excused himself to use the restroom. He’d already witnessed a demonstration of my self-defense skills, so he knew I could take care of myself if the situation called for it. I assured him I’d be fine standing out in the hall for the few minutes it took him to “do his business.” My father had been training me in martial arts sparring for years and, even though I didn’t particularly enjoy it, I still learned how to defend myself well enough to keep him...
My heart pounded wildly. I mean, this was the woman who had, not even a half hour ago, made me cum all over her face. And then, my boss. I was at a loss for words which is ironic, I know, but there you have it. This was way out of my comfort zone, but the sight of Candice and her full, juicy breasts made me think twice. I bit my bottom lip, contemplating the possibilities. Jeremy cleared his throat and I tore my gaze from Candice. “As we were saying,” he chortled. “Candice had just come in to...
Group SexIt had been nearly three months since Rachel, a nanny for world famous celebrity couple, Ryan and Anne, had seduced Ryan in her guest house one night after work. Since then, they sought out every chance they could to be close together, even if nothing sexual could come of it. During a few trips out taking the kids shopping, some tabloid photos showed up. Rachel panicked when Anne brought them to Ryan and Rachel, but she quickly realized that Anne thought it was a huge joke. Ever since the...
Wednesday evening I visited Janet’s house to meet her folks. Her mother had previously invited me to supper, but after discussing it with Major Johnson; we determined it was best that I declined her offer, as there was still a safety risk to consider. Not wanting to offend her parents, I told them that my parents were hosting a small dinner party that evening, and I already agreed to attend it. That meant I could duck out early without appearing rude or risking hurting anyone’s feelings for...
Like I stated earlier, I had no doubt that my father's plan would be rejected, as I'd discovered that one very similar to it had previously been attempted by another species several years back, with disastrous results. When I tried to convey that to him, he simply dismissed me as usual, so I decided to just keep my mouth shut from then on and let him do what he wanted. The one nice thing about Dad's group was that they always allowed me to tag along with them whenever they visited "the...
I was running a little late the next morning and just barely made it to class before the bell rang, so I naturally assumed most people had already read the article, though I had no idea how they would react to it. I really didn’t expect a lot to change; because all I did was confirm a few rumors that everyone already suspected were true anyway. I made it through my morning classes and a speedy meal break without much fanfare. I was standing by my assigned padded table, looking around the room...
Independent Narrator Speaks: As Joe was on route to his coupling, his father was trying desperately to figure out how he was going to explain to his wife, who incidentally also served as his companion, the events that unfolded today. As his mind pondered his predicament, he couldn't help recalling a simpler time -- when he and his son once shared a very close bond. That was, of course, before that awful Christmas incident occurred. In retrospect, Bill couldn't really blame the boy. His...
There was a knock at the door. I got up and walked over, checked the peephole first, saw it was a woman and opened the door. She was at least six feet tall, had long raven black hair, pale skin, deep blue eyes and smallish but perky breasts. Her nipples showed some through the fabric of her short, hot pink dress. “Hello. May I please come in,” she asked with a nearly perfect smile. I stepped back, pulling the door open wide, swinging my arm in a wide arch waving her in. As she walked past I...
"Joseph I told you to sit still and be quiet," my father said in an angry tone of voice. "You said not to speak until you were finished. Now that you are, I have a plan of my own to present to the AI," I replied, only guessing at the amount of trouble I was about to get myself into. "Ah, yes young Joseph. It appears that as of today you've now eligible to serve us as a volunteer, provided of course that you pass your CIP test," they stated. "That is correct; however, I am highly...
"Joe, according to our records you have not submitted to CIP testing as yet?" the AI questioned. "That is correct. Since I just turned fourteen today, I really didn't see the point of taking it before now. My parents felt it would be better to wait until I'm older before getting tested," I explained. "While it's usually a good idea for young people to adhere to their parents' wishes, the decision of when to get tested is entirely up to you, as of today. "As I'm sure you are...
Many tears were shed on the day of our extraction, and I’m not ashamed to say that some of them were my own. Even though my group and I had been preparing ourselves for the journey, I couldn’t begin to describe the anguish we all felt at having to leave our planetary home. Not for the first time, I questioned whether or not my plan was the proper course of action to take. Was that really the best I could devise, or did I give up too soon on finding a solution that would allow us all to stay...
I had told Betty that it was ok to tell people about us, so I wasn’t really surprised that Mary Ann had spread the news throughout the entire school that I signed up her sister, and niece, as my companion and dependent. Rumors started flying that I had a “thing” for fat chicks, which ultimately led to me having to turn away a few girls who, although seemed nice enough, just weren’t what I was looking for in a companion. I did manage to sign up two other females: one a short little brunette...
Introduction: Who Says Senior Cant Fall In Love With A Freshman? One fine day a girl named Chloe, a Freshman at Dessen High School, was hanging out in Spanish class with her friends when the new Senior, Kyle, walked into class. Hes only been at Dessen for about a month and hes already made a bunch of friends from the Cheer Squad and the entire Football Team. Hes tall, muscular, has sandy blonde hair, an eight pack, and biceps to match. He has aqua blue eyes and all the girls go crazy for him....
The plan was set; act as normal as possible throughout the first half of the day, scarf down a quick bite to eat at lunch, then head to the companion selection area to scope out the prospects. It all sounded so simple, right? Well, it might have been, had the school not already been a buzz about how I was personally responsible for getting Principal Hayden fired. Now, it’s not as if anyone felt I did them a great disservice by ridding the halls of his presence, but when you slay someone who...
We received some mighty strange looks as we entered the kitchen, Paula on my arm, to have breakfast. “I guess I don’t have to ask if you agreed to go with him,” Marylyn said. “I suppose not, and I couldn’t be happier with my decision,” Paula claimed. “So we heard. Was he really as good as you were letting on?” Marylyn asked. “No, actually I had to tone down my excitement quite a bit, because he was, by far, the best lover I’ve ever had,” Paula admitted. “Oh, I’ll bet you say that to all...
Melanie turned out to be a delightful young woman who was both smart and funny. Though her sexuality CIP score was not quite as high as I’d like it to be, her nurturing skills were through the roof! I reasoned she would make an excellent care giver. I was true to my word and didn’t initiate sex until I was reasonably certain I was going to offer her a spot in my harem. Even with the added thrill of her being pregnant, I’d be lying if I claimed not to have had better lovers. I knew that...
Earth needed rebuilding and, even using advanced technology from the Consensus, bodies were still required to do much of the work. Since most people were either extracted or killed during the Vermin attack, the Consensus decided to solve two problems at once. For some time, they had been receiving requests from both volunteers and companions asking about the possibility of changing partners. Since people were desperately needed to help clean up Earth, it was decided that, if both the...
Introduction: A girl in a small town comes out as a lesbian, but her happiness it not long lived. A long time admirer soon seeks to show her what shes missing. It felt amazing, it felt . . . freeing. To be out, out at last! All those years, all those casual dates with boys, all those lies to her parents, and now she was out of the closet. She was a lesbian, and everybody knew. It felt fantastic. She had never liked boys. She didnt know why, exactly, but something about them repulsed her. They...
Or the boyfriend who bought a dog, apparently. He leads me to our spare room, and there is scuffling behind this door as well. He opens it after warning me that “He’s kind of big!” I take a step back from the door as a huge German Shepard puppy slams into me, his paws on my chest. He’s full-grown, but still quite young. Jasper explains that he’s a puppy, but he’s fully grown and could use someone who wouldn’t get upset trying to train him. German Shepards are incredibly smart he says. They...
“And that just about sums everything up,” I clapped my hands together, schoolteacher fashion, looking out over the sea of male faces, all of whom stared back blankly. It was all I could do to keep from rolling my eyes and flipping them all off, but, professionalism. Whatever. “Thank you all for your time, and enjoy our refreshments.” “Just in the nick of time, Andy,” I faked a smile, glad for an excuse to sit down. Not like anyone was paying attention at that point, anyway. But, sometimes it...
LesbianMark and I had been together for a few months now, he was always good about listening to me when I told him to stop if we were going too far, and he would always just smile and kiss me on the forehead whenever I told him I just wasn’t ready yet. I don’t know why I wasn’t ready – I think it was because all my friends had told me their stories about their experiences where it had been painful and they hadn’t been able to have an orgasm – I had an extremely low tolerance for pain and didn’t even...
Mark and I had been together for a few months now; he was always good about listening to me when I told him to stop if we were going too far, and he would always just smile and kiss me on the forehead whenever I told him I just wasn't ready yet. I don't know why I wasn't ready - I think it was because all my friends had told me their stories about their experiences where it had been painful and they hadn't been able to have an orgasm - I had an extremely low tolerance for pain and didn't even...
First TimeJoe’s point of view: Despite, the effort I put into my presentation, I still harbored some major doubts whether anyone would take me seriously, so I was completely unprepared for the deal the Consensus sprang on me. What I told my father was essentially the truth -- I had considered all the pitfalls of my plan -- but what I failed to mention is that it wasn’t the first one I’d devised, just the best. Even so, I never truly let myself believe that they would actually accept it. When they...
When I got home, I made sure to tell mom about my conquest. I did this, not to rub my mother’s face in the fact that I was having sex, but to try and discourage her illusion that I would eventually tire of my quest to save the world and revert to being her innocent little boy once again. I felt it was for her own good that I squelch that fantasy before she became too hurt when it never materialized. After supper that evening, I received a surprise visit from a young woman and her...