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The plan was set; act as normal as possible throughout the first half of the day, scarf down a quick bite to eat at lunch, then head to the companion selection area to scope out the prospects. It all sounded so simple, right? Well, it might have been, had the school not already been a buzz about how I was personally responsible for getting Principal Hayden fired. Now, it’s not as if anyone felt I did them a great disservice by ridding the halls of his presence, but when you slay someone who frightened the masses, you can often find yourself being the one who’s feared. I tried to be nonchalant about the whole thing, and squelch everyone’s inquiries into what happened, but Principal Haden’s refusal to take our discussion behind closed doors, left far too many witnesses to claim it was all hearsay. I also suspected that my newly acquired six-foot-five-inch, 240-pound military-fatigue-wearing shadow didn’t help to dispel any rumors.

I spent the better part of my morning, both during and in-between classes, reciting the words “no comment” to anyone bold enough to question me directly, and by noon, I was sick of the entire affair. Major Johnson and I ate our lunches fairly quickly, before setting off for the companion selection area.

The very second I walked through the door the unmistakable aroma of sexual arousal which, after my brief but very enlightening encounter with Miss Loretta gave me intimate familiarity with, attacked my nostrils with the promise of fulfillment that never materialized –- at least not during that initial session.

Except for a single encounter, those who actually did speak to me only inquired about Principal Hayden and what transpired in the hallway earlier this morning. I never had a single girl ask to audition during the entire forty-five minutes I was there. The only offer I did receive was from a guy who I might have actually enjoyed watching the Vermin feast upon.

Zack Hamilton was an asshole of the highest order. The football jock, whose muscle-to-brain cell ratio probably measured about 10 to 1, confidently strutted up and started talking shit about how I was going to accept him and his buddies as my companions and, together, they would select the girls we would be taking. He actually had the gall to suggest that if I was good and did what I was told they might even allow one of “their” females to jack me off about once a month.

Here is where you need to understand a little about my psyche. Even though my father trained me in martial arts, I never used them outside of his mandated practices. One reason for this was that I simply didn’t want to get into trouble at school, since my grades were very important to me.

The other, I’m ashamed to admit, had more to do with my own stubbornness. If I relied on my father’s teachings, it would somehow validate our time together. I couldn’t have that. He had to be wrong, forcing me to spar with him every weekend. I mean no good could ever come of it, right? Well since our talk on Saturday, I started reevaluating my feelings and realized the heart of my resentfulness stemmed mainly from the dreaded Christmas incident. Yes, he had most definitely gone overboard with my punishment, but I was the one who instigated it by hiding out under the house and scaring my parents half to death. I would summarize that mistakes were made by both parties that day and, even though I convinced myself that I forgave him, I used that experience to find fault with just about anything he did from that point. Now that I started to question my own convictions, I wondered if it wasn’t time to embrace my father’s teachings, and show this punk that I wasn’t to be trifled with.

“Sorry, Zack, but anyone I end up taking is going to be fucked by me on a regular basis and, no offense to you or your friends’ sexual orientation, I simply don’t swing both ways,” I goaded him.

“Yeah, you talk real tough when you have your gorilla to back you up. All I’d need is to get you alone for five minutes before you’d be singing a different tune,” he boldly challenged.

“Fine. Major Johnson, I need five minutes alone with my pal Zack, here. No matter what happens, please, do not interfere,” I demanded.

“No problem,” he replied winking at me.

Major Johnson, being supremely confident in my ability to defend myself if we were ever attacked by multiple assailants, quickly agreed to my request. I suggested we use the music room which I knew would be empty at this time of day. Since there weren’t any desks to get in the way, there would be plenty of space to carry through with our business.

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One Saturday morning, I got a surprise call from Mrs. De la Vega as I was doing maintenance on my pool cleaning equipment.“Hello Tony, How are you doing?", she asked.With a smile on my face, I replied -“Hello Mrs. De la Vega. I have been good. I’m trying to balance my time between pool cleaning and school. How are you?”Mrs. De la Vega paused momentarily then remarked, “I’m looking at my pond and I noticed something dirty. I know you must be busy but could you help me Tony?”I checked my cleaning...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 5 The Offer

"Joe, according to your CIP evaluation, your current knowledge either matches or, in most cases, exceeds that of most graduate-level college professors. Therefore, it is simply a waste of your time and talents to remain in a high school. To that extent, with your permission, of course, the Consensus would like to issue a directive to your school stating you have met the requirements for graduation, and are entitled to your diploma. You should receive it no later than this coming Friday. We...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 19 Monday Morning and a Proposal

It had been two days since I’d been able to see Tom. Megan, who refused to leave the hospital, was by his side when I’d arrived. He was awake and alert, but there had still been no change to his lower body paralysis. “What the hell do you want?” Megan shouted at me as I walked in. “Now, honey, Joe isn’t the bad guy here; he’s not the one who shot me,” Tom said. “Maybe not, but if it wasn’t for him none of this would have happened,” she complained. “Megan, I willingly jumped in front of...

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Not Your Average Girls Night Out

"Thanks again Mum." Kate was hugging her 5 year old son as she spoke to her Mum. "That's ok dear, you go and have a good time. If John can have a week playing golf in Spain, the least you deserve is a night out with friends!""You be a good boy for Grandma" she said to her son."I will" came the reply.At that Kate Stephens headed for her car and the short journey to Lucy's. If her Mum had known the truth about their plans for tonight there was no way she would have volunteered to babysit! Kate...

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Not Your Average Celebrity Nanny Ch 04

From part 3: Anne had frantically keyed into the house, and with her makeup streaming down her face, she made a beeline straight to Rachel and hugged her tightly, kissing her directly on the lips. Rachel could see Ryan standing behind Anne over her shoulder. The expression on his face was one Rachel had seen on his face many times on television but almost never in real life. It was a look of pure befuddled amusement. Especially as the kiss lingered even after Rachel looked, with sheer panic at...

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Not your average commute

The train's busier than usual... The familiar crowd on the platform push and shove their way into the carriage... But I'm not in the mood, can't be bothered to fight for a seat...I lean back against the wall of the vestibule...today I'm just going to stand, play on my phone.A couple more stops and more people get on, edging their way down into the carriage... I move back against the wall, to let them past. You stop in-front of me, holding the handrail, bumping backwards into me as the train...

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Nicks Family Business0

“Now, let's go back to the basics. Start with step one, if you will Sam. Nick continued to lay there, bracing for Sam’s clumsy technique to hurt him. Sam began to roll his wrist’s down the center of Nick’s back and for a moment Nick thought that Sam had actually found one method that would not give him bruises when he woke up in the next day. But unfortunately, Nick’s hope quickly faded as Sam pushed to hard and made Nick yelp out a little cry of pain. “Too hard man” Nick said to Sam,...

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The Business1

Bruce lived nearby and his friends were staying for a party after the show. He asked Janna for a ride, as she was driving the van. Carla was totally hot. She had long slender legs and a figure like a ballerina. Her breasts were not large but, the fit perfectly with her slim figure. Her loose clothing did not give an outlined view of the body but, she had alluring looks in her eyes and a sexy aura about her. It had been a long day out of town; the late night drive would be at least a couple of...

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Syrian Businessmans Wife

She came upstairs hearing water running, she approached the open master bathroom door, it was then that she discovered that someone was in there, showering. She could hear the splatter of water, and, now that she was close enough, She produced a tube of lip gloss from her pocket and slid the tip across her lips until they were sticky with the sweet taste of strawberry and wax. A great warmth washed over Veena then. Veena walked silently through the bedroom door, towards the sound of running...

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The Business0

March 18th, 2002: “You have a cigarette?” Patrick asked a passing man on 42nd Street. The man hardly stole a glance in Patrick’s direction before scurrying passed in tattered tennis shoes. Patrick only muttered to himself and leaned back against the wall of the abandoned shoe factory. The night was cold, and he was desperate for a smoke. His money was gone, along with his hovel directly across the road. Apparently another stray had discovered the nice enclosure and decided to take it for...

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