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I had always had a crush on my friend, Charlie's mum. Her name was Kirsty and she was aged in her late 30's and had a terrific body but I think it was her personality that I liked most, you could have a real conversation with her and she always seemed interested in how I was feeling. My own parents were a lot older having had me later in life. All their friends seemed so much older than Kirsty and were of the belief that c***dren should be seen but not heard. So Kirsty and her husband Mack, were a breath of fresh air to me. I loved hanging out at their house and Kirsty often featured in quite a few of my fantasies but I never imagined that fantasies could come true.

The summer I turned 18 was when it had all happened. Kirsty had split with Charlie's dad, Mack. Apparently he had been having an affair with his much younger secretary. I'd actually met Mack's secretary, she was aged in her early 20s and was attractive enough but I didn't think she could hold a candle to Kirsty. I thought Mack was crazy. I was still a regular visitor to their house, mainly to hang out with Charlie but enjoyed seeing Kirsty (not that I would ever admit it to Charlie).

It was a hot summer day when I popped around to their house to see Charlie, but I got no response at the front door which was unusual, I walked around the back to see if Charlie's car was in the car port, which it was. I then heard a voice call out "Sam"

I walked around the other side of the house and saw Kirsty up a ladder, cleaning the gutters. She was wearing a summer dress which hugging her gorgeous figure in all the right places. She called out "Charlie's not here buddy, last minute trip away with Mack. He would have called but his phone has died."

"Okay, no worries." I replied. "Are you all right up there? That is not exactly a good outfit to be wearing whilst climbing up a ladder"

"You don't like my dress?" She said with a hurt expression on her face. I started to splutter an apology and said "you look gorgeous in that dress it's just not something one wears when cleaning the gutters."

"I'm teasing you" she replied "it was a snap decision to climb this ladder, I keep forgetting that I don't have Mack to do these jobs for me, and the gutters overflowed last time it rained. I have been asking Charlie to do it but he always has an excuse not to do it." She turned to scoop more leaves and muck out of the gutter. She had to really stretch to reach (she was quite short) and the ladder swayed ominously.

I leapt forward and steadied the ladder. I started to offer my services to clean out the gutters when I glanced up and saw one of the most spectacular sights I had ever seen. I could see straight up her dress, she was wearing a thong that showed of her truly magnificent ass. The sight left me temporarily speechless and obviously deaf because after a moment I heard "earth to Sam"

Kirsty had been talking to me. I peeled my eyes away from her ass and looked up at her smirking face "huh?" I could feel myself growing red.

Kirsty smiled and said "I'd love it, if you could do the gutters for me but you'll need to move so I can climb down." I stepped back from the ladder not trusting myself to speak. Kirsty patted my arm and thanked me again promising to fix me lunch. I jumped up on the ladder, I'm a lot taller than Kirsty so I didn't have to climb as high so the ladder was a lot more stable. It was hot messy work but I felt good doing something for Kirsty.

When I was done I was hot, sweaty and my clothes and hands were filthy. I tried to hose of my hands and arms but I was still a bit of a mess when I got to the back door. Kirsty took one look at me and said "you are way to dirty to come into my house. You need a shower but I don't want you trekking through my house in those filthy clothes. Take them off and I'll put them through the wash."

"Take my clothes off?" I repeated. "You can keep your underwear on" Kirsty said " but give me the rest." I stripped to my underwear very self consciously. I didn't have a bad body, I was lean more than muscular but I felt quite vulnerable getting almost naked in front of her but I stripped to my underwear and headed to the bathroom. I thought as I left I caught Kirsty looking at my ass but shook it off, she was probably just making sure I wasn't leaving dirty footprints or something. I got to the bathroom and turned on the water in the shower. I had just stepped out of my underwear when a knock on the door made me jump, the door opened a crack and Kirsty's hand popped through space and she said "underwear". I obediently handed her my underwear and the door snapped shut. I jumped in the shower and got nice and clean. I jumped out and dried of but then realised I didn't have anything to wear. I stuck my head out the door to call out but Kirsty was there with a Cotton robe "it's Macks so it might be a bit short." I took the robe and put it on in the bathroom, short was an understatement. Mack was not a tall man, I was conservatively 6 inches taller than him, the robe barely covered my ass.

I came out of the bathroom and out into the kitchen "there aren't any spare shorts or something I could put on is there?" Kirsty turned and looked at me, the robe just reaching my thighs. "My that is a bit short" she said with a giggle "I know Mack hasn't left any other clothes, you could try Charlie's room but I doubt his stuff would fit" she wasn't wrong there, Charlie was shorter than his dad and was so skinny you'd think he had an eating disorder (for the record he didn't, he had the biggest appetite of any person I'd ever met.)but I was pretty sure he would have something I could wear to cover up. I rushed to his room anyway and to my dismay I could not find anything to fit me, even his loose fitting track pants wouldn't go past my thighs. I knew Charlie was a short skinny guy but hadn't realised how skinny until i tried to fit into his clothes. Cursing my friend for being so skinny I left for the kitchen.

I sat at the kitchen table, and ate a terrific lunch prepared by Kirsty who had laughed when I returned from Charlie's room without pants. We ate lunch and enjoyed each other's company. By the time we had finished I had almost forgotten what I was wearing (or not wearing). After throwing my now clean clothes in the dryer she said "can I get you to do one more job before you go, there a few light bulbs that need changing. You know how we are all vertically challenged around here."

I agreed to change the bulbs and all was going well until I got to the light in the hall outside Kirsty's bedroom. The ceiling in the hallway was higher than the other rooms I had been changing bulbs in. I had been using a small step ladder, it had three steps. With the other lights I had been able to stand on the second step and reach but in the hallway I was not tall enough to stand on the second step and reach the light. As I looked up I didn't think I could even reach from the top step, plus I didn't think it would be too stable on that step, it would be worse than Kirsty up the ladder earlier that morning.

Kirsty came out and saw the issue. "I'll hold the step ladder if you want." Wanting to be able to help her I agreed but the moment I climbed up onto the third step I realised the position I was in. Kirsty had one hand on the step ladder and the other on my leg. As I stretched up to try and reach the bulb I felt the robe right up. I felt very exposed, I glance down and could see Kirsty staring up. "Apologies for the view, but I did try and find pants"

I turned my attention back to the light bulb but I almost fell of the ladder when Kirsty said "that's all right, besides its only fair, you got a good look at my ass this morning, I deserve to get a look at yours." She steadied me and told me to be careful. I spluttered and apology and that I hadn't meant to stare. "It's okay Sam, you paid this old girl a great compliment. Made me feel desirable for a change"

"For a change? Kirsty you are the most desirable woman I know" I blurted out before I could stop myself. I could feel myself going red and turned to change the bulb. "Thank you Sam, that means a lot" I heard Kirsty say. I finally was able to get the bulb changed. As I stepped down Kirst warned me to be careful and go slow, she kept her hand on the back of my thigh but when I stepped down she let kept her hand at the same height so it slid up to my ass. I froze, not daring to move.

"You know, you are quite desirable yourself" she said in a very breathy voice. I felt her other hand slide the robe up so that my ass was exposed. My cock was rock hard, I was panting hard, struck speechless. Kirsty was running her hand over my ass, when I felt her lips brush one of my cheeks my cock jerked and began leaking precum. I felt her hands on my hips and she turned me around. She opened my robe and my cock and balls were at her eye level. my cock and balls were hair free (something my ex girlfriend had insisted upon) Kirsty looked up into my eyes and then started licking my balls, starting at the base of my balls she locked and sucked them before sliding my cock into her mouth. Her head started to bob on my cock, I could feel myself getting close. If it hadn't been for the step ladder giving a shake I would have cum into her mouth. Realising my precarious position on the ladder, Kirsty pulled me down off the ladder and ushered me quickly into her bedroom. She pulled my robe off and then pushed me onto the bed.

Standing at the foot of the bed with a look of pure lust in her eyes Kirsty reached down to the hem of her dress and pulled it over her head in one movement. She was completely naked underneath, her breasts were perfect b cups, she had a flat stomach and a trimmed pussy. The sexy thong I had seen earlier was gone, before I could even contemplate when she had taken it off she was lifting my legs and pushing them up to my chest, he mouth immediately went to my balls but instead of moving up to my cock she moved down her tongue running across my taint before circling my asshole. I was moaning involuntarily, as her tongue began putting pressure on my hole as if trying to enter it. I couldn't believe how good it felt. I had heard of rim jobs but just thought it was something that happened in pornos. I never imagined someone like Kirsty giving someone a rim job let alone giving one to me.

She began to jerk my cock in time with the working of her tongue. She lifted her head for a moment and said "spread your cheeks for me" It was a demand not a request, I reached down and spread my cheeks and savoured the sensation of her tongue in my ass once more. Suddenly she leapt up and straddled me, positioned my cock under her pussy and she lowered herself down and began riding me with a frenzy I had never experienced before. Her breasts bouncing I reached up to grab one, her hand closed over mine as I lightly pinched her nipple. When I moved my other hand down and my thumb went to her clit she started moaning "yes Sam, yes. I'm cumming. Pump you cum into my pussy." It was too much for me, I exploded inside of her, I could feel spurt after spurt filling her as we came together. She collapsed down on top of me, briefly kissing me, her tongue in my mouth. She lent down and whispered in my ear "don't tell Charlie"

We stayed like that for I don't know how long. I have no idea when my cock slipped from her pussy but I remember waking up with her beside me but she had her head down the other end of the bed. She appeared to be staring at my cock, she saw I was awake "I've never seen one that has been shaved, I like it smooth." She said. I smiled but she seemed to get self conscious "I hope you don't think I'm a freak, I haven't had sex in a long time I went a bit crazy after staring at your ass. I have always had a thing for asses, yours just looked so tasty." I assured her it was fine, better than fine, I had loved it but she still seemed upset. "It's not generally something nice girls would do, I don't want you thinking I'm a freak or a slut."

That was the last thing I was thinking but I knew my words would not me enough to reassure her. She was still lying on her stomach, her feet near my head. I had a great view of her ass, following a sudden impulse I sat up and spread her cheeks apart, Kirsty gasped and tried to turn but I held her steady. Catching a brief glimpse of her little brown hole, I plunged face first into her glorious ass. My tongue immediately finding her tight little ass, Kirsty's gasps turned to groans, I licked her like she had licked me, my tongue occasionally moving down to her pussy which I realised was still leaking copius amounts of my cum. I loved how she reacted to my tongue in her ass, the list filled woman who had fucked me earlier was back. She spread her cheeks like I had done for her, and I did my very best to get my tongue inside her.

After several bliss filled minutes I sat up and started fingering her ass "do you want to me fuck this pretty little hole?" I asked. Her only response was to point at a bedside drawer and say "lube, drawer" I opened the drawer and saw a vibrator and a bottle of lube. I grabbed the lube and lubed my cock and then her ass. I positioned my cock at her back door and slowly pushed forward. Kirsty, I realised was pushing back. I stopped and stayed still and watched in delight as she backed up all the way until my cock was balls deep in her ass. We stayed that way for a moment, she looked back over her shoulder at me, I could see a sheen of sweat on her forehead. I leant forward and kissed her passionately. She was already working her ass against my cock, I grabbed her hips and started to thrust. We were both moaning, our bodies slapping together. Kirsty reached up between her legs and started playing with her clit, pausing every now and again to play with my balls. I didn't want it to end but it was too much and I started cumming in her ass. My climax seemed to set her off and she came moments offer I did.

I caught my breath and sat back as Kirsty collapsed forward. Kirsty's ass was opening and closing, full of my cum. "You ass looks super sexy with my cum in it" Kirsty reached around and began to feel it for herself, she made it gape open quite wide and her finger disappeared inside before she pulled her finger out again. It was covered in my cum. She looked back at me and brought her finger to her mouth.

"You are without a doubt the most desirable woman I have ever met." Kirsty just smiled as her finger returned back to her ass.

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This kind of story shouldn't be read by anyone who shouldn't read this kind of story. No exceptions! Perfect by Vickie Tern i. I was in love with her, there's no other explanation. I still am, I think. That's how come I agreed to all this! I'm not sure I would again, knowing what I know now. But maybe. Probably. I think so. I know so. Who am I kidding? Especially when I look at...

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PERFECT

PERFECTbyDorothy StrangeloveWhen you know the one you love is that forever love you have wanted all your life it's a precious thing. I knew he was the love of my life and he knew everything about me. Well, almost everything. But knowing you have in your hands something pure and precious and so complete that it's bigger than the world is a wonderful thing. But a love like that means everything and with it comes a fear that if I am not the perfection he sees when he looks at me with the eyes of a...

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Perfect Love

She loves the great outdoors and particularly wildlife and as this first meeting is for a very special lady I needed to make sure that it was well-organized. I could not arrange the wildlife as we only had a few hours available so I decided on a champagne picnic in the nearby hills. The day was perfect, as it usually is in summer on the highveld. I arrived punctually five minutes before time at our pre-arranged meeting point complete with picnic snacks, champagne, genuine crystal glasses,...

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Perfect Nails

Perfect Nails By Kelly Blake Edited and proofread by Andrea Lena DiMaggio, Alison Mary and Belle Meade My Reunion... I stared into the mirror of my vanity and started applying the third coat of mascara to my lashes. 'I have to be out of my fucking mind', I thought to myself. Whatever processed me to agree to attend a tenth high school reunion? Really! Anyone I wanted to see I still saw; all two of them. I really didn't want to know who got married and who gave birth and...

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Perfect Pervert Private Places Pussies Piss 1

Perfect Pervert Private Peeping Pissing Places are the hacked hot highest-tech toilets world-widePerfect perverts perform hot hacking intimate information from those toilets' candid cameras cunts!Perfect perverse plan, isn't it, to provide my dear readers here with freshly filmed flicks from fannies?Perfection starts simply from the beginning, with a cauteously hidden hot candid camera in old style::...

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Perfect Aphrodisiac

Gail fondly remembered when her husband, John, had looked like the young man setting the fancy drink on the table next to the lounge chair where she reclined. She tore her eyes from the prime male specimen serving her to her husband. He'd softened some and was thicker in the waist, but he still excited her more than any man, and whenever he smiled at her she wanted to lie down and... She shook away those thoughts and watched the hunk cockily stroll away. He was ripped. A real hard body. She...

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Perfect Pirouette

Perfect Pirouette James laid belly down upon his bed, flipping the pages in his new Seventeen magazine. His fingers, nails freshly painted in a lovely soft blue, turned each page delicately. For the most part, he hated Seventeen, but he had little else to do, as his mother had removed his videogames and old books from his bedroom. He was in the dating section, reading an article titled "Boys: What They Expect" when he heard a knock at the door. At least his mother...

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Perfect Revenge on my EX BF with his Mom

When people first see me, no one makes eye contact... guys or girls... young or old.The first thing they look at... usually unable to stop staring at is my tits... which come from a long line of big tits (my mother, my grandmother, my great-grandmother all are skinny (I'm 126 pounds and 5'4") and huge breasted (I'm a 38DD))... part of my Latina heritage.Now although I have a great body with a small waist and a tight ass (I run every morning, and I tan every chance I get), I have a tough time...

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Perfect Couple

I met them in the spring about 2 year's back. They moved into the apartment building I owned. Normally I don't meet with perspective renters but the manager s father had died so I was filling in. She was a very pretty brunette about 5 and a half feet tall, in her late 30's with shoulder length wavy hair. She had a dynamite hourglass figure, large succulent breasts that seemed to bounce with ever step. Her skirt was not short but showed enough of her shapely legs to make any man's mouth...

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Perfect Harmony

Sue was lonely. Thirty five and divorced she felt her life was a wreck. John said he still loved her but she’d had a skin full of his alcoholism and having to bail him out of his money problems. She discovered to her lament that was the worst thing ever she could have done to help his problem. He just kept drinking and there was no hope. Finally she through in the towel although she still loved him but without the warmth of love she began to lose all hope for the future and her hopes to have...

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Perfect Ass

Kari was hot. Not playboy hot, but attractive nonetheless in a natural, wholesome kind of way. She wasn’t one to dress up. In fact, she’d often come to class in nothing more than sweatpants and a t-shirt. If I was lucky though, she would wear shorts And I’d get a view of her perfect, well muscled legs. She never wore makeup, but her skin was always flawless. She had a deep tanned skin tone that was an indicator of her half-oriental background and drove me crazy. Her dark hair was often tied...

2 years ago
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Perfect Birthday Gift When My Friend Cheated On Her Boyfriend

I have known Kairavi since her school days. I had been a friend with her pilot boyfriend too. He asked me to send her some flowers on behalf of him (Shiva). I reached around 11.45 pm below her building. Her boyfriend texted me there is no one at her home. I always had a crush on Kairavi but we were just friends. I had no intention that I might get lucky this night. She was wearing her night shorts when she opened the door. A nice cartoon t-shirt with a 34d boobs hanging around with a tight bra...

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Perfect partners

Perfect Partners This is a story about two people Dennis and Ann, growing up and developing personalities that would someday draw them together as Perfect Partners, but to understand this, we have to start at the beginning as they grew up teenagers, and moved thru higher education to what were ultimately career choices that would bring them together in what turned into the perfect marriage. Ann grew up in a family with only brothers, and brothers that were into sport, and anything...

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Perfect

Perfect       "I just want you to make me perfect" she says, leaning forward over the table.    "What are you now?" I ask.    "Nothing" she answers.  I nod, surprised that she is articulate enough to express the truth.  She had put herself at my mercy before, and I had used her relentlessly, but she had not seemed the type to recognize how deep her need ran.    "My interest isn't typically in changing a woman" I tell her honestly "It's in using you for my own pleasure."  The head of the young...

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Perfect Girls

PerfectGirls was registered by some enterprising perv way back in 2000. "Perfect Girl" is a sweet enough name to get traffic just by existing, so for a few years it was just ads for different porn sites. A couple of years later they started hosting videos, and by 2010 it looked very much like it does now.Don’t think this means the site is stale or has the "perfect porn". I'm not even sure, why they didn't get "perfectgirls.com"? They just figured out a format that worked and stuck with it....

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3 years ago
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Perfect Suburban Mother

Audrey lived the perfect suburban life.Growing up she was always the 'good girl.' She worked hard in school and paid her way through college with a part time modeling career. Modeling had always been a passion of hers and she had a natural talent for it.In her adult life she became the pillar of the community. Everyone loved being around her and doing business in real estate was easy as a result. She was one of the most financially successful people in the neighborhood, and she gave back...

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Imperfect Ch 12

The house was still not going to be available to move into for almost 6 months. Zoë’s house was beautiful, and we had plenty of room there, but we had such big dreams and I was so anxious to begin. The baby was born, and we named her Emily Estelle Keys. I gave her Zoë’s last name in order to tie them together in some way. We set up a rough nursery in the rental house. Unable to paint or make any renovations we just made do with curtains which we could bring into the new house with us,...

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Imperfect Ch 09

How and when had Kale managed to hijack my social life? Or was it only myself I had to blame. My mother used to say, ‘No one can do anything to you if you don’t let them.’ Great, nothing like mom to add a little guilt when I’m already feeling bad about myself. What was worse, I hadn’t painted in ages. And I found that when I did get time alone, the inspiration just wasn’t there. I’d splash my paint across the canvas to rid myself of the dreaded blank page syndrome and still- nothing. Sometime...

2 years ago
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Imperfect Ch 10

*Two weeks passed, and I refused to talk to Kale, or to see him. Lin called once to tell me that she was coming home, so I would know not to call the house. (Even though I never call the house, he always calls me. But I guess he thought that what happened between us might have changed that and didn’t want to take the chance. I couldn’t blame him.) Things were fine between us. I didn’t feel the need to see him again and he either didn’t have the opportunity or inclination for another visit. I...

4 years ago
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Imperfect Ch 02

Zoë is one of my best girlfriends. I first met her when I was twenty, at a house party. Back then, her hair was pink and spiky, and I remember she was wearing these large dangly geometric earrings. The thing is, the 80’s had been long over- but I really dug her retro look. She wasn’t the first girl I experimented with, but she was the first girl that I really had anything special going with. That night, I had no idea that she was even into girls. Especially since she was hanging on the arm of...

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Imperfect Ch 08

The night of our date arrived. I wore a long black dress with a knee length slit, and a wrap waist. I put my hair up in a French twist and wore silver dangly earrings, and a cubic zirconium pendant necklace. He showed up dressed very nicely, in a dinner suit that made him appear even more handsome than I’d ever seen him before. Kale escorted me to his BMW, and held the door open for me. It felt like something out of a dream The restaurant that he took me to was absolutely fabulous. Each table...

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Imperfect Mother

I went through my own Oedipal phase, and for probably a year, I masturbated with both incredible frequency and superhuman ferocity to thoughts of my mother. My folks were borderline hippies, and consequently nudity and sexuality were neither taboo nor dinner conversation topics. I saw them both nude more than a few times, mostly by accident, and I remember thinking that my mother's body, in particular, was a thing of singular beauty. I remember a few times, when my father was away traveling...

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Imperfect Beauty

Author’s Note: This very short novel is a result of a writing challenge called NaNoWriMo or National Novel Writing Month. The challenge is to write a 50,000 word novel during the month of November. It is currently a hot topic on the Author’s Hangout, if you’d like to learn more. Please remember that the point of this challenge was word count and not quality. Read at your own peril:) The phone rang. It was my mother. ‘So are you seeing anyone?’ ‘Well, hello to you to.’ ‘Well?’ ‘No mom. No...

1 year ago
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Imperfect Ch 13

When I got home, Zoë greeted me cheerfully, asking if I had a good time, but requesting that I save the details for later, when we could put the images they would evoke to good use. Later after the baby went down for the night, I relayed my story telling her how excited he had been to hear the details of our girl on girl sex life. Zoë grinned from ear to ear, ‘Ironic, I’m so excited to hear about the two of you.’ She put her hand on my knee and gave me a good squeeze. ‘So was it painful or...

1 year ago
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Imperfect Ch 01

The phone rang. It was my mother. ‘So are you seeing anyone?’ ‘Well, hello to you to.’ ‘Well?’ ‘No mom. No one seriously.’ ‘What does that mean? You aren’t giving the milk away for free are you?’ I groan. I can’t believe that my mother really talks like this. I know for a fact that she wasn’t a virgin when she married, because I was born two years before that date. She knows I know too, but mom has a very selective memory when it comes to these things. She wants grandchildren, and she...

4 years ago
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Imperfect Ch 11

Now suddenly we were officially a lesbian couple- expecting a baby. People assumed all sorts of things to fill in the details. I found it hard to ignore them and just smile, especially as my belly grew and my hormones swung wildly from here to there. I also found it hard to think of myself as half of a lesbian couple- just saying it felt so political- when I had always considered myself nothing more and nothing less than simply sexually open minded. At first I insisted that I wasn’t gay....

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