Janes Initiation by a Strict Nun
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Angela wasn’t even allowed to call herself a sister – not technically speaking. At sixteen she was only in her second year of the novitiate, a trainee nun who had to bob her head to the full-fledged sisters when she met them in the corridors of the convent or when they entered the classroom at the start of a lesson. If she thought of herself as Sister Angela, it was because her vocation to the order was so strong and certain within her, and she was so completely sure that when she...
INTRODUCTION:Now essentially naked, I stood before the bamboo gate to the nun’s compound. I wasn’t sure how long I have been here, but I was sure it was at least several hours. It wasn’t that I was being ignored. To the contrary. Upon my arrival, I rang the large bell attached to the side of the gate’s archway support. An older nun exited the building inside and spoke to me through the gate. This nun was nearly naked except for her veil, sandals on her feet, a very thin, nearly sheer, white...
Reform School: A Nun?s Story Jill Crokett?sReform School: Memoirs of a NunChapter 1In 1999 I received a telephone call from a man who introduced himself as an attorney calling from San Francisco, in America. The only unusual thing about the call, other than the fact that I had never heard of him, was the fact that I live in the town of Dubbo, in Australia, several hours drive west of Sydney.My father?s side of the family has lived here in New South Wales for generations, but on my...
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the...
I was a nun for 12 years before I finally left and discovered my true self -- my true sexual self. I was raised Catholic and pushed into religious life from a young age by my strict Catholic parents. I went to Mass and attended parochial schools my whole life. I never had a real date -- only a quick kiss from a boy after he walked me home from a dance -- a 15 second peck on the lips, no tongue. By the time I graduated from St. Margaret's H.S. Academy, it was pretty well decided I'd become a...
Hi dear ISS voracious readers, This is my first sex story I am gonna present u, not my first sex…lol… I am a doctor, my name is shoban babu, 29 years, well built, muscular, fair complexion boy, I am from Tamilnadu, Salem district, this Is a real story, while I was pursuing a job in Bangalore private hospital, it is a Christian institution… I worked in medicine department, on the first day of joining I visited the medical department HOD, asst professors and staffs in the ward and finally went...
Sister Bernadette was the youngest and the prettiest nun at my school. She was a novice so she wasn’t a real nun yet. Since all I could ever see was her beautiful face and her slim hands I could only imagine what was hidden beneath her habit. I had been punished for breaking one of the many dress code rules. My skirt was not touching the floor when I knelt down. For that I had to sit in Mother Superior’s office and get the palms of my hands hit with an old fashion wooden ruler. The ruler...
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing You could say or ask that I would find offensive.’ ‘Well, I’ve always had...
I live in a small town in northern Arizona. When you are in a small town it's hard to keep doctors around for primary care. I now travel to a nearby large city, but twenty years ago when I was 45, for a short while I had the shortest doctor I had ever had. She was a nun, but obviously didn't wear the nun outfit when acting as a doctor. She introduced herself to me as sister Prudence. She told me which order she belonged to, but not being a religious guy that didn't stick with me at all.She...
A nice quiet evening was interrupted by a church bell. It was the time for the evening prayer. Nuns gathered into the main building, where the late meeting was held. Sister Mary was slightly behind, convulsively looking for something.“Oh my God, where is my prayer-book? I couldn’t have left it somewhere.”To be late on the meeting meant to have rough rebuke from the prioress. She desperately tried to remember where she had left the damn book.“Can it be in the kitchen storage?”A panic attack...
TabooTHE NUN As far back as sister Mary Angela could remember, she was never interested in sex. As a teenager she developed large breasts at a very young age and was curvy and beautiful. Despite the fact that she always dressed very conservatively. In her youth, boys and even some girls, treated her very nicely. She, however was never interested and as soon as she turned 18 she started her career as a woman of god. It’s all she ever wanted to do with her life. Many years later, in her early 40s she...
Admittedly, I'm an alcoholic, though recovering now. In my early thirties my addiction to alcohol had reached its peak and I was on a slippery slide downhill. I had become a blackout drunk, unpleasant to be around, at best. Old friends shunned me and when I wasn't drunk, I was physically ill with the DTs. The only cure was to get drunk again. A merry-go-round of horror, familiar to any drunk who has survived long enough.I did odd jobs as infrequently as possible to pay for my habit. I lived...
TabooI don’t remember my name; it was lost in history as I used so many aliases to protect my identity. I was born somewhere in Europe around a hundred years before Jesus Christ. I don’t know the date or who my parents were. I was told my mother died in childbirth and my father then left me on the doorstep of a neighbor. I lived there until I was kicked out due to my special gift, a gift that is both a curse and a blessing, for I am a Necromancer.How does it work, you may wonder? Well, there are two...
Mature(Part of this story is true, part of it is pure fantasy. If you have a problem with a story about a Catholic Nun being a doctor who examines a man and does things that don't break her vows, but which are surely a bit out there...then don't read this story. Thank you)In my small western town it's hard to get and keep doctors. Fortunately there are programs that bring doctors to small towns. I had a doctor for three years who was a nun. She never dressed in a habit. Her name was sister...
“Hey there sexy sisters! What’ll it take to make you break your vows?” called out the young black man. The two young nuns ignored him as they walked by the cheap hotel room. His friend, who was sitting on the car out the front chimed in, “Come on baby, you didn’t need to become a nun, I’ll take you to heaven!” They continued to walk by, “Frigid penguin Bitches!” they heard one of the young men call out behind them. One of the nuns was...
The two young nuns ignored him as they walked by the cheap hotel room. His friend, who was sitting on the car out the front chimed in, "Come on baby, you didn't need to become a nun, I'll take you to heaven!" They continued to walk by, "Frigid penguin Bitches!" they heard one of the young men call out behind them. One of the nuns was blushing, her pretty, rosy face framed in the white wimple. "Just ignore them Alice, they're like little boys looking to get a reaction," said the...
Monastery for Nuns ? Synopsis ? Orphaned at fifteen, Mary is sent to London to live with her aunt and uncle. Persecuted for her devout religious beliefs she is sent to live as a nun in a Mediterranean monastery, a monastery devoted to worshipping Satan. ? ? Monastery for Nuns ? by obohobo ? ? Warnings ? Please take note! ? The text in this story contains erotic material and is expressly written for adults only. ? MF NC. Spanking ? If you are underage or offended by such material, or if...
The girls were only on their third time with their new “bad girl” underwear when the nuns caught them. There was a rumor going around the school that the nuns had some kind of extrasensory perception that gave their teachers something beyond random guesswork to discover which girls were being naughty on a certain day.Probably it was something more prosaic than that. After years of experience looking for that kind of thing, perhaps the nuns could tell from a girl's stance, gait, facial...
LesbianWhile the cloaked alien mother ship lands in a large clearing adjacent a convent the captain a beautiful redhead with green sparkling eyes turns to her 1st mate and utters a few words. “This is a favorable planet for us to conquer, I am hungry for some holy blood from these pathetic mortals.” The black haired and iridescent purple-eyed beauty responds with a hiss in her words and a flick of her serpentine forked tongue. “Yessss let us get some human pussy to eat. I can sense, taste...
The winds of Puerto Rico are strong. They can be a challenge to somebody under 100 lbs. It is even more of a challenge to stay on the ground if that somebody is a nun with a cornette with extensions that not only looked like pelican wings but could act like them. Young novice Sister Bertrille was quick to discover this when she arrived at the Convento San Tanco from the States (California, originally). Though this Believer did not believe it was a miracle ("When lift plus thrust is greater than...
Sister Anne and I took a trip together, it was part of the job we didtogether. This particular weekend, we drove all day, stopped to eatdinner then checked into our room. To save money, we had a room with twodouble beds.Once our showers were done, we each climbed into our own beds. Whilewatching a Disney movie, she fell asleep, I looked over at her and foundit odd to see her without her veil and habit, wearing a simple whitenightshirt which buttoned up the front. Although she was a large...
I was 42 years old when I met Sister Anne. I worked for her in afacility where she was the acting director. I became immediatelyattracted to her, although she was not an attractive woman persay. Sister Anne was 57, a large woman with modest sized hips and verylarge breasts, I'm guessing, 46EE. Sister Anne was sometimes adifficult woman, strong, stoic and unbending. For some reason though, wehit it off well and became very friendly with each other. I was one ofthe few people that could actually...
She was born Paula. But for ten years, her name was sister Mary Beth. I remember Paula well. She had long brunette hair, and piercing blue eyes. Perfect sized bust and butt, she was a mix of Sports Illustrated super model, and playmate of the year. But when she was 19, she had a near death experience. She gave herself over to Christ and became a nun.However, after ten years of serving the church, her body felt a different yearning. It needed sexual fulfillment. And a chance meeting between...
With a soft whoosh, the screen in the confessional slid open. “I have sinned since my last confession of two days ago.” “Continue,” the faceless voice from the other side of the confessional screen intoned. “I have had impure thoughts -” there was a pause. “Of you.” The slightest sound of a person clearing their throat sounded like thunder in the silence. “And?” “Last night, I couldn’t help myself. I touched my sexual organ and became aroused.” I have sinned, there was the sound of regret...
I spent the better time of my high school years in detention. I just couldn't seem to keep myself out of trouble. Hell, that was why I graduated a year late, because I never could seem to get to school enough to get the grades I needed to get outa good old St. Francis High. That was until the first day of school in what would be my last year of high school. That was the day sister Mary Beth and sister Anne came into my life. I was sitting outside Father...
Desiree always had a curiosity with the occult and black magic despite being a nun and on this night, she was determined to perform a Halloween ritual she found in an ancient book, even if it meant going against tradition. She drew a pentagram on the floor, lit candles around her and chanted a phrase in Latin she found in a book. She chanted it three times and said in English: “O, spirit of the underworld, appear before me, and make me one with your essence.” Nothing happened; she assumed...
by mypenname3000 Copyright 2013 Chapter Thirteen: The Pleasure and Pain of the Nuns Slowly, the Ecstasy faded from me, the rapturous fire withdrew, and the outside world returned. No longer was I swept up in the passion of the Archangel Gabriel. My sense returned, one by one. The first was smell, the air filled with a lemony scent trying to mask a bitter ammonia cleaner. I could feel the cool tiles beneath me, through the fabric of my gray habit, as touch returned. My mouth tasted of...
Slowly, the Ecstasy faded from me, the rapturous fire withdrew, and the outside world returned. No longer was I swept up in the passion of the Archangel Gabriel. My sense returned, one by one. The first was smell, the air filled with a lemony scent trying to mask a bitter ammonia cleaner. I could feel the cool tiles beneath me, through the fabric of my gray habit, as touch returned. My mouth tasted of incense from Gabriel's kisses. Something tapped over and over, a hollow, woody noise, and...
September 4th 2156. Thirty years after the second coming of Christ. The great redeemer returned to reclaim his flock at the beginning of the twenty-second century. An ecological basket-case, many had already written off their chances of survival, if not salvation. The previously chilly snowscapes of Canada and Siberia were now the world’s most habitable destinations. Not that border designations of things like countries meant anything anymore, all previous acknowledged national boundaries being...
Wir sind etwa vor 2 Monaten, kurz nach unserer Heirat, frisch hier eingezogen. In ein schönes ruhiges 4 Familienhaus und haben eine schöne 2 Zimmerwohnung im 1. Stock. Mein Mann ist 23 und ich 25 Jahre alt. Ich bin 1, 67 m groß, bringe 58kg auf die Waage und habe eine ausgesprochen frauliche Figur. Körbchengröße 80d lässt auf einen üppigen wohlgeformten und griffigen Busen schließen. Mit meiner roten langen, lockigen Mähne verzaubere ich die Männer gerne. Wenn ich, mit meinen strahlenden Augen...
It was the hour of the wolf and Sister Jessica Felicita was troubled. She had been awake in bed for at least an hour reliving a particular event from the previous day and contemplating her life. Regret and anxiety had taken hold and no amount of prayer was getting her back to sleep. Frustrated, she tossed the thin blanket off her body and slid off the bed into the muggy Austin air of midsummer. The rays of a full moon beamed through her window, illuminating her ample curves through the gossamer...
Introduction: Heidi has a probelm and it takes her step dad and step brothers to help her find a solution Heidi moaned lightly as her eye lids fluttered and she climbed slowly up out of the soft blanket ofsleep. She lay still, her eyes closed thinking about her problem.Now you would think that a gorgeous redheaded, green eyed, 16 year old beauty with 36 "B" cupbreasts and a shapely tanned body, who was a member of the cheer squad and who's boyfriendwas the captain of the football team...
Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum der Autoren 'Janoko' und 'Ironhide' Die Geschichte ist frei erfunden und ?hnlichkeiten mit realen Personen/Orten sind nicht beabsichtigt und rein zuf?llig. Die Geschichte darf nur mit ausdr?cklicher (schriftlicher) Genehmigung auf einer anderen Seite ver?ffendlicht werden. Die Geschichte ist mit freundlicher Unterst?tzung der world-of-hentai.to-Community entstanden ©2010 Janoko und Ironhide ---------------- Lost in Sp...
I blasted bolt after bolt of jizz deep inside Mrs. Hermaine [my science teacher]’s pussy as she came once more simultaneously, her pussy walls clamping down around my 9-inch cock. When her body went I pulled out my half hard cock and stuffed it back into my jeans and briefs. With a sob she pulled her white cotton panties back over her small-to-medium butt then pulled down her skirt and smoothed it out. She turned back to me, a look of complete satisfaction crossed her face. She tugged...
Verona 40, braune lange Haare schlanker Figur und einer Körbchengröße von 75 DD lebte mit ihrem Mann Franky in einem exklusiven Haus in der Nähe von München. Ihr Mann Franky hatte haushohe Schulden bei mehreren Gläubigern. Trotzdem führte er seine Frau einen Abend in ein teures Restaurant. An diesem Abend trug Verona ein schwarzes Abendkleid. Als sie nach dem Essen zurück zu ihrem Haus fuhren und die Tür öffneten, wurden sie beide von hinten ins Haus geschubst und wären fast hingefallen. Sie...
It was a reunion that I never thought would happen. After over ten years since they introduced me to the lifestyle, we finally got back in contact with one another and shortly after I was on an airplane. I was 24 when I answered an online swinger ad for a couple in their late 40’s who like to add an extra guy to their bed. Candy was about 5’8, full figured, with short brown hair. When I say full-figured I mean 36DD tits with delicious half-dollar size nipples. She was 45 and ravenous for cock....
Jeff tippe zweimal kurz auf die Hupe, nachdem er neben dem Mehrfamilienhaus geparkt hatte. Er war an diesem Montagmorgen pünktlich auf die Minute bei seiner Arbeitskollegin vorgefahren, um sie mit zur Arbeit zu nehmen, da ihr Wagen kaputt war. Er wartete mit laufendem Motor auf die hübsche Blondine, die seit einigen Monaten auf der gleichen Büroetage arbeitete wie er. Verlegen wischte er noch mal über die Sitzfläche des Beifahrersitzes. Sein Auto war nicht ungepflegt, aber er wollte nicht...
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Gretchen smiled as she moved her long nails across my purplish, throbbing shaft. ? ?She looked so cute...A pale beauty with short, slightly spiky hair. ? Gretchen is a little on the chubby side, but in a sexy T&A kind of a way. ? She was wearing a tight top and snug courdoroys as she leaned across the bed toying with my tortured Willy. "What's wrong, Miles? Having a bad time?" Gretch asked me bemusedly, as she stroked my quivering shaft with a sharp thumbnail. ? "I guess you're having a hard...
A half-hour later, after a ride down a winding dirt road alongside an even windier river, they parked underneath a copse of trees on the riverbank, stripped quickly in the car, then ran into the cool water of the lazy running river. Swift River was famous for its ironic name; it was only swift as it passed over the dam in the middle of town. Upstream, it was renowned for the many twists and turns in its path, as it meandered through the farmland all around. By unspoken decree, all the farmers...
First TimeWhen we last stopped, our little Cilla had been introduced to daddy, her twin brothers to their mom, and her other brother to their cousin, all at about the same time. (...and yes, I fed Sam (the dog) while he was away)! Cilla's oldest brother, Tim, couldn't believe how easily he got into his cousin Lisa's pants, but her revelation about her father and her, spoke volumes. Tim just 'knew' his uncle was aware that this sexual thing would happen and he wondered whether he was being, in some...
April 26, 1991, Chicago, Illinois “I saw in the paper that the Penguins finished off the Capitals last night,” Dave said. “They did! I’m not sure who they’ll face just yet, since the Bruins and Canadiens are still playing their series, and it’s close. In the West, it looks like the North Stars are going to beat the Blues and the Oilers are going to beat the Kings. Now, on to business - how many people signed up for interviews?” “An even dozen,” he said. “And I heard from Penny that Doctors...
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“You want to do what now?” The gatekeeper looked at this anemic young man with incredulity. He was trying not to laugh. “Well you know, kill some things, maybe rescue a damsel-in-stress…” A meek reply. “You mean a damsel-in-distress?” The guard corrected him. “Yeah that!” The youth replied, obliviously. He remembers when he was his age. Not too different, really. The guard thought the matter over for a few moments but conceded. “Hmm. Fine. Let me see your sword then.” The guard said. Without...
FantasyKaum volljährig geworden sind die beiden Freundinnen Antje und Sabine einfach von zu Hause ausgezogen und haben sich ihre erste gemeinsame Wohnung in der 80 km entfernten Großstadt gemietet. Die Dreizimmerwohnung in einem schäbigen, ausschließlich von Ausländern bewohnten Mietshaus ist zwar nicht sehr repräsentativ, aber geräumig und vor allem für die jungen Mädchen einigermaßen erschwinglich. Als erstes wollen sie sich einen Job suchen, um die demnächst fällige Miete bezahlen zu können. Ihr...
(Not quite) the beginning...“Ooh! Oh, fuck, baby! Like that! Yeah! Harder! Uhr! Oh, god! Oh, god! C’mon, baby! Fuck me! Like that! Yeah! Uhr-uhn! Huhrr! Oh, shit! Fuck!”Eric sat quietly on the sofa across from the television, unable to find a comfortable position on the beaten cushions. With his fingers interlocked on his lap, he melted against the cushy, round arm of the old sofa, keeping a wide gap between him and Millie seated by the opposite arm.Every few minutes, he shifted his eyes to the...
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Devil In The Machine: The Marriage Conundrum By Cabinessence The junior Republican senator from South Carolina sat at his desk, alone in the center of the known universe, Washington D.C. It was after 11PM and most of the movers and shakers had moved or shaken their way out into the evening. Now the silence was broken only by the sudden whir of an autonomous electric device, off in an abandoned room or the passing of a night watchman hopelessly caught watching the night from...
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As they traveled, the company continued to rotate positions, both as a way to stay fresh and alert, and to continue to acquaint themselves with the company’s newest members. Plus, whoever rode drag, led the horses bearing the canvass wrapped corpses. As Monty and Charles learned more of Ayesha’s story, they recognized a kindred spirit. She was funny, sunny, and had a wide variety of interests and skills. She was well educated, unusual for a woman in this time and place. Neither Monty nor...
Erwartungsvoll spreizt Marianne ihre Beine ganz weit auseinander, hebt ihr Becken an und drückt ihrem Ehemann ihr enges Fötzchen einladend entgegen. Da kann Martin nicht länger widerstehen und schiebt sich über den zierlichen Körper seiner jungen Frau nach oben. Sie ist ganz feucht zwischen den Beinen, so dass sein steifer Schwanz ohne Probleme gleich tief in ihre enge Scheide eindringt, kaum dass er ihn leicht in die Spalte zwischen ihren Schamlippen gedrückt hat. „Ich liebe dich so sehr“,...
In Prince Holloway’s mind, the alarm went off way too early every morning. He rolled over and groaned as he slapped the clock to stop the piercing sound. It was a Tuesday, The five-foot-nine man with the shredded body sat up and yawned. His wife, Tessa, yawned. “Morning, baby,” he said. He heard her groan something indistinguishable before climbing out of the queen-sized bed and going to the bathroom.Prince, whose mom had named him after the musical genius, started his shower and stepped in the...
Shampoo grunted as she shifted one of the enormous cardboard boxes to the side. A fine cloud of dust kicked up into her face, and she let out a heavy cough. "So dusty!" she managed between wheezes, fanning the cloud away with her hand. "Great-grandmother, must clean attic now?" "I've told you before, Shampoo," Cologne answered from her perch atop her walking staff. The elderly Amazon hopped over, her staff making a loud clunk-clunk-clunk sound on the wooden floorboards. "A clean...
Allie lay on the bed, panting for breath — her brow damp with sweat. She was far more than damp elsewhere, as she recovered from a powerful orgasm. She'd knocked the remote for the camera off the bed during her throes of passion, but fortunately, the guy on the other end of the connection wasn't asking for any special views. He seemed as content to watch her in the afterglow of her climax as she was to enjoy it. Her vibe lay next to her hip, still slick with her juices. She'd barely found...
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IndianHi readers. I Ravi aged 28 working in pharmaceuticals at Bangalore the story that I m going to depict here happened few days back when I were in my native during Shivarathri holiday. Let us come to the story. Basically I’m from Davangere and I studied B.Pharma there. Just beside our home one newly married couple staying and in that he s the school teacher and her wife s house wife but well educated and taking tuition for school students in the evening in her home itself. She is very beautiful...
B.Narakash is a close friend of mine. His family consists of his dad, mom, and 2 fleshy sisters. Mom’s name is Thamiram – a wonderful tamil name. Elder sister – Anbu. Younger sister – Thabavathy (everybody calls her Thabu). Lets cut the boring usual preample and cut to the fuck.Anbu Akka is holding the counter top in her kitchen and bending her entire torso to give me access to her cunt…..I’m fucking her doggy style, with saree & petticoat bunched in her hip, holding her ass buns with both...
IncestThe warm sun rained down on me as I knelt in my garden. The fresh smell of flowers and bushes combining with the peaceful tranquility of moving the garden dirt around with my shovel. As I squatted doing my daily morning chore, Cynthia peered over her wood picket fence and gave a snort. "Think she'll finish on time this go around?" Florence looked me over, inspecting my progress before checking her stop watch. "Its gonna be close. She still hasn't even put in the Azalias." Oh fuck I...